I don't like my truck but you still can't touch it

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  • @caomhan84
    @caomhan84 5 років тому +5013

    He speaks more clearly than other cockatoos I've seen on UA-cam. But he alternates between English and Star Wars droid language.

    • @SpiderconPrime
      @SpiderconPrime 5 років тому +77

      Im curious if it like other comments say and he speak english but just in that droid tone or he has his own bird language which is the droid and then and occasionally mimics other things for phrases

    • @themrfriendly9511
      @themrfriendly9511 5 років тому +93

      I believe the birb traveled to the future and learned a half human half alien language then got back to our time

    • @nobl3six901
      @nobl3six901 5 років тому +22

      Maybe hes a big star wars fan

    • @maryannnardelli1756
      @maryannnardelli1756 5 років тому +13

      He talks more clearly than most humans..😂

    • @ernestinemaloy2820
      @ernestinemaloy2820 5 років тому +2

      @@themrfriendly9511 I wish I were a cockatoo....
      ...

  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy 8 років тому +11732

    I like that he goes from angry demon grumbling sounds, to a bright and chipper "Hi!"
    Max must've worked retail in a previous life.

    • @kaiyajohnson4553
      @kaiyajohnson4553 8 років тому +350

      his noises are the cutest

    • @shianneshephard9628
      @shianneshephard9628 8 років тому +266

      This is legendary

    • @BassGuitarGuy128
      @BassGuitarGuy128 8 років тому +48

      Hahaha

    • @Dragonsphinx
      @Dragonsphinx 7 років тому +141

      Banjo Peppers Your comment just made a former bookstore employee very happy! ^_^

    • @helix9685
      @helix9685 7 років тому +37

      Banjo Peppers lol I was thinking the first part but the retail part 😂👌🏻 good job

  • @willie838
    @willie838 5 років тому +3327

    Says "HI!" all cute repeatedly..... Then goes into what sounds like a walkie talkie transmission from hell.
    Imagine waking up to that chatter?

    • @frankdiscussion2069
      @frankdiscussion2069 5 років тому +67

      Yes when he's not screaming like Hitler...lol

    • @williamjeffersonclinton69
      @williamjeffersonclinton69 5 років тому +39

      @@frankdiscussion2069 oh god I bet there is an antisemetic parrot rant out there somewhere.

    • @AmberAmbwee
      @AmberAmbwee 5 років тому +2

      Permanent nightmares 😂

    • @ghost-ez2zn
      @ghost-ez2zn 5 років тому +6

      I can think of worse ways to be woken up.

    • @DioBrando-qq8gx
      @DioBrando-qq8gx 5 років тому +2

      666 likes. Leave it like that

  • @kingwacky184
    @kingwacky184 8 років тому +3716

    the way he lean his head and run in circles while saying Hi was hilarious.

    • @royalwaffle_sfe6933
      @royalwaffle_sfe6933 8 років тому +74

      Agree it was funny

    • @jojogirl121
      @jojogirl121 7 років тому +8

      King Wacky my favorite!!

    • @macadoodle1237
      @macadoodle1237 7 років тому +4

      I never I would find Toontown here XD

    • @electronicsrob10
      @electronicsrob10 7 років тому

      MadameWhiskersPillowPaws hkk🙌💩😸😈😴😯😬👸👑

    • @electronicsrob10
      @electronicsrob10 7 років тому +1

      MadameWhiskersPillowPaws eoshd👸👗👑💎👰💎💄🎓💇💇

  • @dualityofem
    @dualityofem 8 років тому +1900

    that little head swivel when he's running around
    cutest. thing. ever.

    • @CindiBeauchamp
      @CindiBeauchamp 6 років тому +11

      Emily Curtis mine does that, usually while on top of her cage ... i've never been able to figure what that's communicating, but she'll also repeat the high-pitched "hi", as if she's trying to use my language to help get her point across

    • @patwolfe5765
      @patwolfe5765 6 років тому

      Emily Curtis I

    • @marioandluigi89
      @marioandluigi89 6 років тому

      hiiiiiii

    • @onehorriblesinger2533
      @onehorriblesinger2533 6 років тому

      Emily Curtis nah gotcha the cockatoo is way cuter

    • @user-yl7ld7ww7j
      @user-yl7ld7ww7j 6 років тому +1

      You are now an enemy of max

  • @darthveatay
    @darthveatay 6 років тому +2717

    0:45
    Dan:”were you being goofy?”
    Max: “I’m being very goofy”

    • @Mimmuro
      @Mimmuro 5 років тому +75

      Omg it actually sounds like he was saying that!! 🤣

    • @WarHasNoRules
      @WarHasNoRules 5 років тому +19

      Guggogogo

    • @petrabanjarnahor229
      @petrabanjarnahor229 5 років тому +32

      Max: "Okay, Okay."
      Dan: "There's no reason for being a good bird."

    • @themrfriendly9511
      @themrfriendly9511 5 років тому +4

      I heard the birb say I'm a pretty birdy

    • @rajhloc740
      @rajhloc740 5 років тому +1

      @@petrabanjarnahor229 goofy*

  • @bartonez123
    @bartonez123 6 років тому +2651

    This bird would be one terrifying Godzilla. Destroys a car, then runs around the city saying "Hiiiii", then going back to the car to finish off the occupants.

    • @wedgeantilles1932
      @wedgeantilles1932 5 років тому +107

      *Rips wall off building*
      "HIIII"
      *begins eating folk*

    • @daveykonijnenberg951
      @daveykonijnenberg951 5 років тому +24

      Dont Forget that hè can fly 2 so very hard 2 hit just OP for Real

    • @antoniomf8399
      @antoniomf8399 5 років тому +9

      I would watch it !

    • @aron1089
      @aron1089 5 років тому +3

      Jumpcircle there was 777 likes for good lick but i ruined it

    • @Cuban20
      @Cuban20 5 років тому

      @@aron1089 Lol

  • @TheSilverStrikeforce
    @TheSilverStrikeforce 7 років тому +5817

    "Hiiii"
    "I think you have a major malfunction."
    ".....
    _demonic sounds_"

    • @sheait266
      @sheait266 7 років тому +291

      This is why I don't own birds, especially parrots and the norm. My parents had one and it's a pain in the ass. Imagine trying to sleep when there's demonic rambling happening at the other end of the room

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 7 років тому +60

      Sheia My bird sleeps in a different room. Though being down the hallway doesn't block all the sounds she makes...

    • @bk-ash6770
      @bk-ash6770 7 років тому +52

      Sheait thats actually one of the things I like about parrots

    • @katiegeoffrey8422
      @katiegeoffrey8422 7 років тому +6

      Bashir Kashalo Max isn't a cockatoo

    • @charlottehoback2162
      @charlottehoback2162 7 років тому +11

      +Katie Geoffrey Max is a cockatoo

  • @maskcross7117
    @maskcross7117 5 років тому +741

    Judge: Tell me why you killed them
    Max: Hiiiii

    • @eej1983able
      @eej1983able 4 роки тому +3

      OMG lolol

    • @sfs973
      @sfs973 4 роки тому +17

      Or
      *hhbbhusuhbvvhagvgxybbhubuaubuubjbhbbehukiduiedbhb*

    • @chsny5695
      @chsny5695 4 роки тому +18

      “I had a major malfunction”

    • @elix-hi2742
      @elix-hi2742 4 роки тому +18

      "Tell me where you hid the bodies"
      " *Hi?* "

    • @eveparker7399
      @eveparker7399 4 роки тому +1

      OMG Max its been a long time since I saw this video 😊❤❤❤

  • @epicarcher999
    @epicarcher999 6 років тому +8403

    *>owning a bird*
    *>not teaching it how to say "help I've been turned into a bird"*

    • @jayace4020
      @jayace4020 6 років тому +700

      Riley Wilson Epicarcher999 haha. That's funny. Imagine a bird running around screaming HELP I'VE BEEN TURNS INTO A BIRD".

    • @Wtfsazerk
      @Wtfsazerk 6 років тому +34

      LOL

    • @natsuki4021
      @natsuki4021 6 років тому +306

      Thanks for the idea. Gonna tech my bird this

    • @Hornwiesel
      @Hornwiesel 6 років тому +13

      xDDD

    • @kingofawesomeness5375
      @kingofawesomeness5375 6 років тому +449

      Riley Wilson Epicarcher999
      >owning a parrot
      >teaching it to say "parrot"
      >closest you can get to owning a pokémon

  • @yukkikatsuki3341
    @yukkikatsuki3341 8 років тому +1387

    I love when Max decides that he has to scream at the car because it must know his full power.

  • @SKOjy113
    @SKOjy113 5 років тому +1069

    That bird has more toys than I got through my whole childhood

  • @ahcripes7651
    @ahcripes7651 7 років тому +159

    i love how max swings his head down in a loop when he does that little 'hi' thing. its adorable. what a beautiful, goofy creature

  • @rubbadolly5966
    @rubbadolly5966 8 років тому +268

    It feels like Max is protecting you from the monster truck and telling you to hide from it. He obviously loves you very much and very clearly has a lot to say to you. My lovebird has a thing for Max, too, ha!

  • @thatonehoots
    @thatonehoots 5 років тому +383

    "Hiii!"
    *Re-enacts a T-Rex scene from Jurassic Park

  • @starlight.6922
    @starlight.6922 6 років тому +6477

    "Hiii!"
    "Hiiii!
    "Hiiiiii!
    *sees truck*
    *DEVILISH SOUNDS*

  • @juglovesyou
    @juglovesyou 9 років тому +3034

    "I think you have a major malfunction."
    "I can't agree"
    "I think you do."
    "I don't- I do not"

    • @Boaraes
      @Boaraes 9 років тому +29

      +ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ stop following me

    • @luminousr3aper427
      @luminousr3aper427 9 років тому +9

      +Kylo Ren kills Han Solo more sutitles mplease

    • @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193
      @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 7 років тому +29

      fifo "nothing" "I can't agree" "I can't agree" "it's nothing"

    • @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193
      @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 7 років тому +19

      "That's ridiculous"

    • @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193
      @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 7 років тому +17

      "That's really whacky"

  • @taylorhill699
    @taylorhill699 5 років тому +76

    When he went “🔁 HI” I felt that

  • @2008MrsKim
    @2008MrsKim 9 років тому +778

    My sister had a cockatoo that would answer the door. When someone knocked it would say "Who is it?" it was so funny listening to people yell through the door who they were. Funnier when she would tell them " Come in" then you hear them try to open the door. It must have been frustrating to people when no one was home.

    • @heavisbubbles
      @heavisbubbles 7 років тому +28

      Myth0l0gical Omg that is golden

    • @ryanwatt6706
      @ryanwatt6706 7 років тому +39

      My neighbors grey bird thingy mimicks the fire alarm when they want attention... -__- I did teach it a bit of Zeldas Melody so silver lining.... Xp

    • @meowmers3259
      @meowmers3259 7 років тому +3

      2008MrsKim 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ivanoivan7290
      @ivanoivan7290 7 років тому +3

      2008MrsKim. Had?

    • @andreamoscoso4065
      @andreamoscoso4065 7 років тому +2

      2008MrsKim 😂😂😂😂😂👍❤❤❤

  • @patuszodi7532
    @patuszodi7532 9 років тому +2095

    Oh my god, cockatoos are legitimately crazy

    • @lolschrauber
      @lolschrauber 9 років тому +164

      +Patty Melt They're batshit insane, that's why they're awesome lol

    • @deft_spex_jr9628
      @deft_spex_jr9628 9 років тому +66

      I have a cockatoo and he was screaming his head off of yesterday

    • @sarahsherwood8530
      @sarahsherwood8530 9 років тому +79

      +Cam Stacy mine whisper and cry like babies in the night...I don't have a baby and I honestly don't know where they picked it up! o.O

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 8 років тому +37

      they are crazy!

    • @AGroseclose1
      @AGroseclose1 8 років тому +105

      +PattyMMelt Are you suggesting my ex was a cockatoo?

  • @moti7549
    @moti7549 6 років тому +567

    1:11, I love how it swerves on it's haters

    • @kyleherrera7511
      @kyleherrera7511 6 років тому +6

      Bubblie Mint oh my goodness 😂😂😂

    • @theemostutterqueenp4253
      @theemostutterqueenp4253 6 років тому +7

      This comment deserves more likes 😂😂

    • @mynamo12
      @mynamo12 5 років тому +4

      Bubblie Mint “It”. Please don’t offend the dog with such unkind words.

  • @evaku911
    @evaku911 6 років тому +2286

    1:17 *steps on legos and screams*

  • @XerxesTexasToast
    @XerxesTexasToast 9 років тому +268

    That parrot says "hi" the same way I do to cute animals.
    I think I know where he learned it from. XD

    • @penguinlove9240
      @penguinlove9240 7 років тому

      XerxesTexasToast you can't even use the right too but it's okay

    • @MrBronkz
      @MrBronkz 7 років тому

      it doesn't matter and why are you replying to a comment so old?

    • @kaneunderwood3915
      @kaneunderwood3915 7 років тому +16

      Penguin Love That is the correct use of the word “to”. You wouldn’t use too.

    • @N0KUNGFU
      @N0KUNGFU 6 років тому

      Also max isn’t a parrot

  • @bloodofmars
    @bloodofmars 6 років тому +234

    0:12 Im a crazy bird

  • @alexandermotley8739
    @alexandermotley8739 6 років тому +776

    these animals are amazing

    • @WarHasNoRules
      @WarHasNoRules 5 років тому +16

      Alex Motley all animals are

    • @WhiteNucklin
      @WhiteNucklin 5 років тому +7

      All animals are amazing

    • @meggy2168
      @meggy2168 4 роки тому

      Shane Rich yes!! yet we exploit their habitat and salvage them for meat... :(

  • @aaronpelchat7699
    @aaronpelchat7699 8 років тому +343

    This is like that one scene in Jurassic Park, but instead the bird catches the car.

    • @dinobooks1016
      @dinobooks1016 7 років тому +6

      Aaron Pelchat nah more like the rex flipping the car.

    • @feliciapate7926
      @feliciapate7926 6 років тому +4

      It's even more fitting when you realize birds are kin to dinos.

  • @Robotdad474
    @Robotdad474 5 років тому +972

    Imagine being extremely baked and spending an hour in that room with that bird 😂😂 I wouldn’t be able to breathe

    • @vaultgirl42091
      @vaultgirl42091 5 років тому +17

      It can get pretty hilarious 🤣🖤🐦

    • @rodneysworld8328
      @rodneysworld8328 5 років тому +11

      U sure wouldn’t be bored

    • @AmberAmbwee
      @AmberAmbwee 5 років тому +54

      58 minutes after saying “Hi” back to the bird
      *bird makes demonic noises*

    • @samhlr8590
      @samhlr8590 5 років тому +5

      I can't wait to get a parrot 😂

    • @divineprovidence803
      @divineprovidence803 5 років тому

      Lol!!

  • @SickleYield
    @SickleYield 9 років тому +1589

    I'm fascinated by his own little language that he speaks! Is that someone else's voice he's imitating when he says "Hi!"? It seems higher in pitch.

    • @iilikecereal
      @iilikecereal 9 років тому +83

      Did you (or somebody else) used to say hi to him like that when he was young or did it just pop out of nowhere?

    • @DaWhiteWolffie
      @DaWhiteWolffie 7 років тому +391

      He's imitating his owner. The man makes silly high pitched voices, so the birb does too. When he's making the lower sounding 'garbles' he's mimicking the man's regular voice. Sometimes you can make out that he's repeating back what the owner is saying, and sometimes he doesn't get it quite right. xD

    • @telegnazatlqm3972
      @telegnazatlqm3972 6 років тому +117

      Max used to live with another person, if I remember correctly, and it was an elderly pair. When he says "hi," he probably imitates the old lady that he used to live with, and his low grumbles are jist because when he grew up he probably heard noises of a working printer and just sorta picked them up.

    • @vikkimoyer5863
      @vikkimoyer5863 6 років тому +12

      Jorgenson didn't his old owners have a police scanner?

    • @doeeyeddoll
      @doeeyeddoll 6 років тому +7

      I thought it was an old cb radio

  • @kelly-ft7vj
    @kelly-ft7vj 6 років тому +2324

    "Hii"
    "Heyo"
    "Hoi"
    *demon sounds*
    *screams at car*
    "HI"

    • @kiela17
      @kiela17 5 років тому

      Um, Banjo Peppers?

  • @delilah6051
    @delilah6051 5 років тому +96

    Nobody:
    Every cockatoo in existence: *demonic alien robot sound*

  • @annettehodge5782
    @annettehodge5782 9 років тому +52

    What an amazing job you are doing with Max. He has all sorts of stimulation, 1 on 1 time with you, he's in great feather and just seems so content. That is a hard job with a cockatoo. I think they are the hardest to keep happy in captivity. Great job!

  • @BetweenTheLyons
    @BetweenTheLyons 7 років тому +895

    This is my favorite scene in Jurassic Park

  • @PURPLE.REIGN.1999
    @PURPLE.REIGN.1999 5 років тому +71

    1:25 "Didya kill it?" Max: uh huh... "Didya?" Max: yep. "Is it dead?" Max: Yeh.

  • @Kyogoto
    @Kyogoto 6 років тому +1720

    What a nice dog you got there.

  • @ChildOfAshes1
    @ChildOfAshes1 9 років тому +301

    Dad: You wrecked your car!!
    max:...... Hi!!!!!!!

    • @jotoqi8728
      @jotoqi8728 6 років тому +1

      Dad: Can I touch your car?
      Max Hi!

  • @Logic44
    @Logic44 5 років тому +339

    1:35
    "What if I touch it?"
    "Huh?"

  • @AesnasSticks
    @AesnasSticks 6 років тому +3417

    0:49
    okeh... okeh...

    • @puffco4202
      @puffco4202 6 років тому +80

      Well than ... oh... I wounder what he has been seeing

    • @aporedfangirl3159
      @aporedfangirl3159 6 років тому +2

      AnnAmations 😂

    • @PlatypusGB
      @PlatypusGB 6 років тому +91

      *Bobs up and down excitedly*

    • @AesnasSticks
      @AesnasSticks 6 років тому +7

      Platypus 😂😂😂

    • @thaddeusthompson8262
      @thaddeusthompson8262 6 років тому +5

      I only liked this because it already had 999 likes

  • @battywitch4096
    @battywitch4096 8 років тому +138

    Max is like a small child omg!!

  • @MrJames-dk3my
    @MrJames-dk3my 5 років тому +1

    He's awesome! What a smart and beautiful bird .

  • @Eggs_hatching
    @Eggs_hatching 9 років тому +426

    its like that scene in Jurassic park where the t-rex just totals the car

    • @steviechan139
      @steviechan139 9 років тому +1

      +eagleHatchling
      Lol. Ironically, there is a theory that birds evolved from dinosaurs. XD

    • @jumping_squirrels9634
      @jumping_squirrels9634 9 років тому +9

      +eagleHatchling 'hi' *destorys car* 'hi'

    • @tyreevinson9062
      @tyreevinson9062 8 років тому +2

      +Stevie Chan birds evolved from a group of dinosaurs known as maniraptoran theropods-generally small meat-eating dinosaurs that include Velociraptor of Jurassic Park fame.

    • @steviechan139
      @steviechan139 8 років тому

      Tyree Vinson
      Thanks for sharing. :)
      Is it still a theory, or is there now enough evidence to confirm it's validity?

    • @Communist1986
      @Communist1986 8 років тому +8

      +Stevie Chan "A scientific theory is a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world that is acquired through the scientific method and repeatedly tested and confirmed through observation and experimentation"-Wikipedia
      Also, some dinosaurs had already feathers, Velociraptor and T-Rex included.

  • @DestineeSpeaks
    @DestineeSpeaks 7 років тому +2827

    Omg when he says "Hi!" He sounds like that outro on Nickelodeon when Jimmy Neutron goes off. It goes "Hi! I'm Paul"

    • @xidropkillzx3246
      @xidropkillzx3246 6 років тому

      Destinee Stancil isn’t it Caral?

    • @bigboy6704
      @bigboy6704 6 років тому +15

      Abby Madeline no it's DNA produsctios outro. DNA productions produced Jimmy neutron

    • @Pegatronus12
      @Pegatronus12 6 років тому +1

      lol I remember that. Strange thing is I got an uncle named Paul XD

    • @val4030
      @val4030 6 років тому +1

      It was carl

    • @brandenokbranded9078
      @brandenokbranded9078 6 років тому

      Destinee Stancil 😂😂

  • @rowenharvey5441
    @rowenharvey5441 5 років тому +93

    3:57 Max transforms into an old creaky door lol!

  • @GrimAnglo
    @GrimAnglo 6 років тому +218

    I love this man. I don't know if he's just incredibly bored but the way he talks to Max is so immersive for a bird-to-human conversation.

    • @honeyv540
      @honeyv540 5 років тому +29

      I think pet owners are like that. I talk to my cats all the time.

    • @laurenb916
      @laurenb916 5 років тому +1

      @@honeyv540 ME TOO!

    • @cheryldevine42
      @cheryldevine42 5 років тому +14

      He is not bored, I would rather spend my time with my bird than any human lol! They are so lovable and entertaining!

    • @GeneralCane
      @GeneralCane 5 років тому +9

      I am told that this level of attention is very healthy for these birds.

  • @cdahdude51
    @cdahdude51 9 років тому +787

    0:13
    "What's your major malfunction?"
    0:16
    Max: "Purgatory."

    • @hughstout
      @hughstout 9 років тому +13

      I knew i heard him say purgatory, but i wasnt sure XD

    • @ketsuekiuki
      @ketsuekiuki 9 років тому +5

      +cdahdude51 LOL

    • @juglovesyou
      @juglovesyou 9 років тому +6

      Deep

    • @diegoav413
      @diegoav413 7 років тому +2

      cdahdude51 omg it actually sounds like he said that

    • @isisford9521
      @isisford9521 7 років тому +5

      cdahdude51 dean?

  • @asimpleton5111
    @asimpleton5111 5 років тому +116

    He prottec
    He attack
    But most importantly
    The birb make the car get smacked

  • @GotchaBird
    @GotchaBird 9 років тому +2635

    😂 you killed it Max! Good boy! Lol

  • @thelemoncoffee
    @thelemoncoffee 6 років тому +478

    2:50 quack

    • @eemr9572
      @eemr9572 5 років тому +5

      Lol XD

    • @mrmartinwatson1
      @mrmartinwatson1 5 років тому +10

      It changed species for a sec

    • @mrflippy3578
      @mrflippy3578 5 років тому +2

      THIS HAD ME ROLLING ON THE GROUND IM TOO SENSITIVE AT SEVEN IN THE MORNING

  • @daydreamerbby
    @daydreamerbby 6 років тому +317

    _I thought I heard Max say "B**ch what the f**k" at __0:06_

  • @icantgetridofthisusernamehelp
    @icantgetridofthisusernamehelp 6 років тому +1590

    The thumbnail is how every 40+ male takes their Facebook profile picture

    • @uhuraenterprise6372
      @uhuraenterprise6372 5 років тому +33

      😂

    • @Risingofthephoenix
      @Risingofthephoenix 5 років тому +61

      I farted loudly after laughing so hard when I read this cause it's so hilariously true!

    • @dragonspirit1639
      @dragonspirit1639 5 років тому +19

      Lol they don’t understand how cameras work 😂

    • @vaultgirl42091
      @vaultgirl42091 5 років тому +34

      Wh.. why.. is this so horrifyingly true.

    • @lvi8957
      @lvi8957 5 років тому +12

      👊😂 you cracked me up !! 😂😂😂

  • @Halpin2006
    @Halpin2006 9 років тому +341

    Max is always such a funny fella

  • @helloworld3943
    @helloworld3943 6 років тому +188

    I hope that cars not a rental

  • @hanschristian1435
    @hanschristian1435 8 років тому +62

    My heart melts everytime he says "hi"

  • @donaldchase2553
    @donaldchase2553 8 років тому +119

    Despite what most people believe, birds, especially parrots and crows and ravens have now been proven to be smarter than chimps and even if we don't understand what they are saying to us, they are not speaking in gibberish. Other birds can understand each other just fine. Parrots just include us in the conversation by learning to speak our language. I've got over 40 years experience raising parrots. My parrot owning friends and I have seen first hand the level of intelligence and skill that parrots have. One of our parrots actually learned what a telephone is and learned to talk on it. He was too small to pick up the receiver, but I have seen larger parrots actually pick up the receiver and talk on the phone. Check out the UA-cam videos on Alex the African Grey to see what a parrot can learn to do. Many parrots have an intelligence equal to a five or six year old child.

    • @MISO0928
      @MISO0928 6 років тому +1

      Donald Chase okay...

    • @PlaceholderDoe123
      @PlaceholderDoe123 6 років тому +5

      Thank you for this. Birds aren't animals that can be locked up in a cage. They're literally like children, they're a heavy responsibility with much love to give back. ☺️❤️

  • @karens2378
    @karens2378 5 років тому +17

    Nothing makes my day more than listening to Max grumbling and then watching him walk in a circle and say hi. Thanks so much for making these vids and posting so often!

  • @mariowario23
    @mariowario23 6 років тому +546

    This bird seems silly, I want 10

    • @awwbubba3071
      @awwbubba3071 6 років тому +24

      Sarlan Eriwyr that would be $20,000

    • @JusLuvMarie
      @JusLuvMarie 6 років тому +1

      Sarlan Eriwyr lol

    • @xz2487
      @xz2487 6 років тому +53

      You'd never sleep. They are like toddlers that never grow up.

    • @qubertone
      @qubertone 6 років тому +8

      All birds arent like the ones seen on these videos, my bird is noisy and really annoying

    • @ladyrara8084
      @ladyrara8084 5 років тому +4

      Have fun then

  • @aynakonovi
    @aynakonovi 8 років тому +511

    that's such a cool dog

  • @lyndaczika6327
    @lyndaczika6327 5 років тому +3

    I LOVE his room!!! All full of fun toys!!!! He is such a lucky bird!! 💙💗❤️

  • @outlinegm
    @outlinegm 7 років тому +195

    Haha "What if I touch your car?" *Oh Boy!*

  • @v4mp289
    @v4mp289 6 років тому +592

    1:06
    When my mum sees someone in the shop

  • @alyshaabandomations1939
    @alyshaabandomations1939 5 років тому +60

    1:50 reminded me so much of Jurassic Park xD

    • @Isla-s6q
      @Isla-s6q 4 роки тому

      Alysha Abandomations XD

    • @Immagonko
      @Immagonko 4 роки тому +2

      His relatives are dinosaurs after all

    • @MM-dm4xj
      @MM-dm4xj 4 роки тому +2

      @@Immagonko He himself is a dinosaur

  • @DamiesEvilTwin
    @DamiesEvilTwin 9 років тому +69

    Is this his own playroom? He's so adorable when he does the little head turn, too.

  • @ketherga
    @ketherga 6 років тому +278

    He's just trying to get in touch with his dinosaur ancestors.

    • @darthveatay
      @darthveatay 6 років тому +7

      ketherga that’s because he’s a Maxosaurus rex

    • @rodneysworld8328
      @rodneysworld8328 5 років тому +1

      Jurassic bark t rexes biting through the roof and destroying life

    • @atheos.1383
      @atheos.1383 5 років тому +1

      That fake attack he did at the end with the high pitch chirp afterwards even sounded like a Dino.

  • @spookycat3361
    @spookycat3361 5 років тому +32

    There’s a future for him announcing subway stops

  • @Jadisonica
    @Jadisonica 9 років тому +49

    wow, all I have to say is that you really love your cockatoo. :) He has his own room, and look at all those toys. That is really admirable. I wish everyone treated their animal companions this way.

    • @Jadisonica
      @Jadisonica 9 років тому +4

      angeleyedboidan It is exactly how I feel about my Maincoon kitty :) So I understand.

  • @ticak3975
    @ticak3975 7 років тому +230

    3:54 Was he imitating donald duck? I died xD

    • @idoodlesvii_
      @idoodlesvii_ 6 років тому +1

      Tica K Omg I can’t breathe!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dositless9554
    @dositless9554 5 років тому +50

    Birb: *”speaks in villager”*

    • @tommy3408
      @tommy3408 5 років тому +1

      Dositless *H M M M M M M M* *H A A*

  • @amadmavworld
    @amadmavworld 8 років тому +51

    One can only hope that anyone who was in that truck escaped safely before Max demolished it.

  • @giantstingray
    @giantstingray 8 років тому +50

    "Well you were throwing a weird fit"
    (Max looks at camera knowingly)

  • @jenbrown9972
    @jenbrown9972 4 роки тому +1

    This is the first Cockatoo I’ve seen talk so good with even the different sounds he makes... he’s beautiful!!!

  • @amyd7301
    @amyd7301 6 років тому +131

    why does the camera angle in the thumbnail make me feel like im being held hostage

  • @tessarix
    @tessarix 9 років тому +7

    I could watch this bird all day every day. Congrats to the owner for caring for this amazing critter!

  • @ghost-ez2zn
    @ghost-ez2zn 5 років тому +4

    Such a happy, loved and well cared for bird!

  • @cody10184
    @cody10184 6 років тому +884

    Reminds me of my cockatoo
    The bastard beats everything up that he picks up

  • @juanjosecisneros305
    @juanjosecisneros305 8 років тому +995

    Why does he keep saying hi mine just keeps bumping into walls

    • @MrMaxTVWorld
      @MrMaxTVWorld  8 років тому +466

      It's his favorite word

    • @Larrasvideocorner
      @Larrasvideocorner 7 років тому +34

      Juan Cisneros XD i think your bird is crazy,LOL,and i think its his favourite word

    • @gbc_mario1109
      @gbc_mario1109 7 років тому +10

      Mr. Max T.V. he is a sweet bird

    • @sortatinyturtle4266
      @sortatinyturtle4266 6 років тому +38

      I think YOUR bird has a major malfunction.

    • @lisachiappetti6092
      @lisachiappetti6092 6 років тому +11

      Juan Cisneros SortaTinyTurtle beat me to this, but I'm gonna say it anyway. I think your bird has a major malfunction. Switch your bird on then off again. If that doesn't work, hit the reset button. If THAT doesn't work, take your bird back to the factory and get a new bird

  • @Uhohlisa
    @Uhohlisa 5 років тому +46

    Dan: Are you being goofy?
    Max: aRe yOu bEiNg gOoFY?

  • @cassattemptstodraw6520
    @cassattemptstodraw6520 8 років тому +557

    Am I the only one who had a hard time watching the video because I couldn't stop laughing at the title

  • @Liuhuayue
    @Liuhuayue 9 років тому +161

    I like how he responds to you in gibberish and seems to expect you to understand. XD

    • @donaldchase2553
      @donaldchase2553 8 років тому +15

      That is not gibberish. Max is trying to imitate his owners voice which is likely low pitched like mine. With a parrots vocal cords, which are designed for higher frequencies, it is difficult to understand what he is saying, but if you listen closely, you can make out what they are saying. When Max says Hi in his normal voice, it is much easier to hear the Hi.

    • @Liuhuayue
      @Liuhuayue 8 років тому +5

      Donald Chase Babies speak in gibberish too. When in the process of imitating human words, speech may simply sound garbled and gibberish-like, such as in this case. Nonetheless, it's an endearing and amusing development for both birds and humans. ;)

    • @bellossom9022
      @bellossom9022 8 років тому +2

      +Liuhuayue did you not read a word he said lol

    • @Liuhuayue
      @Liuhuayue 8 років тому +2

      foreveriscoming Whether or not it is gibberish depends on POV. It sounds like gibberish to me, but to the bird (or, to use the example of a young infant learning to speak), it is a specific imitation of a word. In any case, it is gibberish, at least, to the human audience. The bird, however, expects its human to understand.

    • @MrLyndarenaud
      @MrLyndarenaud 8 років тому

      +Liuhuayue ...What is POV,please?

  • @Zarasha1
    @Zarasha1 6 років тому +8

    He is really in a good mood this day. You can see how playful he is.

  • @njordan20
    @njordan20 6 років тому +172

    1:14 when you wake up with a crike in your neck but still in good spirt

    • @lissapepper
      @lissapepper 6 років тому +1

      And genies line from Aladdin about the crike in his neck kicked in my head

  • @rafacrafts210
    @rafacrafts210 6 років тому +4116

    Sir i think your dog is broken

  • @Coltranized
    @Coltranized 6 років тому +39

    Bird recreates iconic Jurassic Park TRex vs jeep scene.

    • @8xrry
      @8xrry 5 років тому +2

      Lmao

  • @shaylamason7280
    @shaylamason7280 6 років тому +40

    Damn! He's after that car like it owes him money!😂

  • @donaldchase2553
    @donaldchase2553 8 років тому +37

    Max has a lot of personality and talks pretty clearly. Something no common with Cockatoos. Our Angel took interest in the video as he talks very well now after being with us for 23 years. He has not seen another Cockatoo who talks as well as he does.

    • @MrLyndarenaud
      @MrLyndarenaud 8 років тому +1

      +Donald Chase ...Do you also have videos on YT,Donald? I would love to see Angel with you ...
      Have you had Angel since she was a baby? 23 years is a long time....
      Does she stay on your shoulder the entire time that you are driving?

  • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
    @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 5 років тому +63

    Me: minding my own business
    UA-cam recommendations: 1:01

  • @flatbedbill
    @flatbedbill 9 років тому +10

    Thanks to You and Maxwell for brightening some otherwise dark days. I adore this bird, particulaly the fit he goes into at vet time when he's gotta get into the carrier. Its obvious
    you both adore each other. I especially love that low tone of voice of his. Thanks to both of you. Bill.

  • @Kalleosini
    @Kalleosini 9 років тому +55

    birds are evolved from dinosaurs and as we all know from Jurassic Park, cars are the natural pray of 2 legged dinosaurs.

  • @terrbearr
    @terrbearr 6 років тому +47

    Dan :You wrecked your car
    Max’s : Hi
    Me: priceless 😂😂😂😍

  • @bagrym
    @bagrym 7 років тому +27

    somewhere in this silly little bird is still a giant tyrannosaurus just waiting to be released and go full Jurassic park on a jeep

  • @db_auto_photography4539
    @db_auto_photography4539 8 років тому +1247

    damn. didn't know they could break a toy car.

    • @tiffanykane692
      @tiffanykane692 6 років тому +5

      Daniel - goddamn savage yo

    • @Bubble170
      @Bubble170 6 років тому +76

      Their beaks can break bones birds aren’t softies they can kill

    • @WOLFGANG634
      @WOLFGANG634 6 років тому +47

      Strong beaks, they can easily break a finger if not careful.

    • @barbaravance6774
      @barbaravance6774 6 років тому +29

      My bird store has a lady that shops there who was mean to ber bird. And that bird got tired of it. And literally almost bit her nose clean off her face! My tiny parrot( Hahns Macaw the smallest parrot) Can go through wood blocks in a few days play. So imagine a finger? He is super protective. And chases my cats and German Shepherd away from me when he's out of his cage and siting with me! LOL. They are scared~

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 6 років тому +4

      Oh hell yeah! Don’t underestimate the power of a Cockatoo’s beak! :D

  • @jessica.santillo
    @jessica.santillo 5 років тому +1

    What a special little guy! Awww!

  • @bitsandbirbs4174
    @bitsandbirbs4174 7 років тому +45

    His little "Hi" with the spin and head tilt thing just makes my day. 😂❤️

  • @johnmunch1
    @johnmunch1 9 років тому +14

    I just love how he talks to you in that other voice, almost sounds like he is answering your questions too! To cute!!!

  • @Harley--Quinn
    @Harley--Quinn 5 років тому +17

    You should get a remote control car and see how he reacts. 🤣

  • @brianm2881
    @brianm2881 8 років тому +17

    When he says "Hi", it sounds like he's doing a mocking impersonation of someone like,
    "Jesus, that Diane - going around all the time to everyone "HiiiIIIIiiii!! HiiiiIIIIiii!"

  • @eldgitar
    @eldgitar 7 років тому +28

    hahahaha 😂 wrecks the car and than says "Hi" like nothing happend

  • @christiantheologyunited3707
    @christiantheologyunited3707 5 років тому +9

    The really cool thing about this video is that this cockatoo is actively trying to have a conversation. These birds have the average intelligence of a 4 year old and given enough conversational training (ex: you knowing when he says “you say sorry” he’s trying to say sorry) they can carry on conversations and make it a lot easier to tell them what you want them to do and vice versa.

  • @guitarman338
    @guitarman338 9 років тому +4

    Just had a 20 minute dentist appointment costing £91 ,mouth still sore ,so thanks for sharing Max's antics.Quiet in our bird room as female is sitting on her latest egg.Love Max's room,looks a lot like ours.

  • @simonjarsmo415
    @simonjarsmo415 6 років тому +245

    1:17 when i step on lego

    • @silvskill5358
      @silvskill5358 5 років тому +4

      Simon Jarsmo this comment needs more likes please

    • @dillthoughs
      @dillthoughs 5 років тому +3

      LMAO

    • @-tired_plant-878
      @-tired_plant-878 5 років тому +7

      Steps on Lego
      *DeMoNiC sOuNdS*

    • @TEXASF1ERCE
      @TEXASF1ERCE 5 років тому +5

      I even flap around like that 😂

    • @Tactix_se
      @Tactix_se 4 роки тому +1

      The second squawk sounded really funny for some reason

  • @123abc-wy6fe
    @123abc-wy6fe 10 місяців тому

    He's so cute. Love when he plays with his toys. Max is loved by his owner too. He really comes from a good home.❤❤🤗🤗🦜🦜

  • @ianmichalski7997
    @ianmichalski7997 9 років тому +25

    He's having an imaginary birdie ball and greeting the guests.