Influencer Eats Mice For Clout

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  • @s4di.3
    @s4di.3 Рік тому +1958

    This woman is single handedly going to bring back the plague

    • @Lilmissdangerous
      @Lilmissdangerous Рік тому +26

      That's a true statement

    • @lizafrench8455
      @lizafrench8455 Рік тому +40

      Fleas and ticks spread the plague, rats just happened to be the source of the fleas and ticks. Netra rats are a common rodent eaten. So are capybaras rodents.
      These are of course wild or the jungle. However rodents from the city should not be eaten.

    • @denisewolownik7504
      @denisewolownik7504 Рік тому +16

      The plaque has never left it still effects lots of people yearly.

    • @Coby_Jack692.0
      @Coby_Jack692.0 Рік тому

      Mice are a delicacy in some countries.are you dumb?💀

    • @DarkMoonGeneral
      @DarkMoonGeneral Рік тому

      Well the plague wasnt the mice, it was the fleas on the the mice that spread the plague.

  • @Elllollypop
    @Elllollypop Рік тому +669

    mary is like one of those cartoon wifes, the ones where you never see the face of but still gives us lots of warm feeling

    • @davidvento5481
      @davidvento5481 11 місяців тому +6

      Anyone remember “The Unknown Comic” on SNL with the paper bag on his head?
      *I know I’m dating myself...*

    • @queenkellyofficial
      @queenkellyofficial 11 місяців тому +13

      shes shown her face in his videos before

    • @Elllollypop
      @Elllollypop 11 місяців тому

      yes I know but im referring to the last couple of videos @@queenkellyofficial

    • @peachyk33n79
      @peachyk33n79 11 місяців тому +9

      Giving flashbacks of Tom & Jerry for me 😂

    • @duce185
      @duce185 11 місяців тому +1

      Now you making me feel like the Tom and Jerry nanny wants Jerry for other reasons.

  • @DeanAshford
    @DeanAshford Рік тому +275

    "It's a girl eat mouse world" Mary's hilarious lmao

  • @Zombie_Trooper
    @Zombie_Trooper 11 місяців тому +444

    It's scary to me that she's a mother... she's responsible for the health and safety of kids...

    • @AprilGabrielle
      @AprilGabrielle 11 місяців тому +14

      I know right?? Truly frightening.

    • @Jadae
      @Jadae 11 місяців тому +2

      What's a little Decon between loved ones?

    • @vtetrooo1312
      @vtetrooo1312 11 місяців тому +6

      Nah she’s not responsible in anything in her life 😂

    • @Blueberi
      @Blueberi 11 місяців тому

      There's millions more mothers and fathers like her, too. The Internet just lets you see one brainlet expose their dogshit doodoo brain without realizing every once in a while.

    • @TheTrickshot77
      @TheTrickshot77 11 місяців тому +7

      She's also allowed to vote.

  • @RackalackDinner
    @RackalackDinner 11 місяців тому +463

    The most enraging part is her calling it a sea-land boil instead of a land-food boil

    • @davidvento5481
      @davidvento5481 11 місяців тому +25

      Once she saw “surf & turf” on a menu and thought “I can do that!” The problem is if the mouse is the “land” (turf) I’m afraid to find out what the “sea” (surf) is? 😳 😵

    • @executioner_ecgbert884
      @executioner_ecgbert884 11 місяців тому +38

      Land-fill boil 😂

    • @justme_1111
      @justme_1111 11 місяців тому

      Shit! Call it the Land Fill boil! 🤢🤮

    • @decemberkat
      @decemberkat 11 місяців тому +1

      ima cry lol

    • @reagan.butler
      @reagan.butler 11 місяців тому +2

      literally what i was thinking

  • @ablivious
    @ablivious Рік тому +2959

    Omg what fresh hell did Mary bring us to watch today 😂

    • @randomkipi
      @randomkipi Рік тому +82

      I was gonna say the same thing lol i love when we know theres some shit when Mary is there

    • @itsjess7416
      @itsjess7416 Рік тому +27

      LMAO "fresh hell"

    • @DiamondJanay
      @DiamondJanay Рік тому +4

      Right! 😂😂😂

    • @tammyjones8102
      @tammyjones8102 Рік тому +4

      So u watch restaurant stories too lol. I love it. She's so gorgeous

    • @tammyjones8102
      @tammyjones8102 Рік тому +2

      Posted wrong damn allergies I love restaurant stories shes gorgeous

  • @RileyRunsWithScissors
    @RileyRunsWithScissors Рік тому +1280

    This is terrifying from a health and safety standpoint; that mouse could have eaten poison at her neighbors house and then escaped into her house. Like, if you’re gonna eat rodents, for the love of god, buy them from a store so you know they’re nontoxic. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @tonyug113
      @tonyug113 Рік тому +42

      well arent the romans famous for eating stuffed dormice , though i guess even they carefully prepared and butchered them, which i cant see this woman researching.

    • @comicguy1492
      @comicguy1492 Рік тому +28

      I thought the same thing if the mice some poison somewhere else and the went to her house that's just nasty

    • @CoverLuxe
      @CoverLuxe Рік тому +67

      Right, she has no clue where those mice have been and what they might be carrying, including poison like you said. She was also just causally saying she might have rabies and acting like it's no big deal, meanwhile rabies has a 99% deathrate once symptoms appear. The whole thing is just bafflingly dumb.

    • @MayfieldTv
      @MayfieldTv Рік тому +1

      That's what I was thinking too

    • @TamanduaGirl
      @TamanduaGirl Рік тому +28

      That was my main concern since it looked like she might be in an apartment, but even if just close neighbors could be an issue. The "rash" could be petechial hemorrhaging since most rodenticide causes blood clotting issues.

  • @Isisthepalmtree
    @Isisthepalmtree Рік тому +692

    YOU MISSED THE WORST PART!!!! She complained about her children asking to shower more than 1 or 2 times A WEEK. This women is UNHINGED

    • @sailor_indra
      @sailor_indra 11 місяців тому +19

      what

    • @taryntyler1606
      @taryntyler1606 11 місяців тому

      And she cleans her chicken with oxy-clean and bleach, with everything started I want to believe it’s all staged but there are so many dumb people in the world nothing really surprises me anymore sadly. Unhinged..

    • @TheUKisThere
      @TheUKisThere 11 місяців тому +46

      I could tell from the roach situation.

    • @davidvento5481
      @davidvento5481 11 місяців тому

      Sounds like this bish actually wants to lose her kids to CPS, then perhaps she can pop out a few more for additional “public assistance.” Certain states have now imposed caps on how many children they’ll support, so Boo may be in for a rude surprise.

    • @itsjess7416
      @itsjess7416 11 місяців тому +50

      CALL CPS unhinged? That’s straight NEGLECT!!

  • @trixxiedixie6800
    @trixxiedixie6800 11 місяців тому +154

    I like how she seems genuinely confused on why a mouse would cause her to be sick

    • @Greta-e2f5n
      @Greta-e2f5n 11 місяців тому +13

      As long as she didn't feed mice to the kids.

    • @trixxiedixie6800
      @trixxiedixie6800 11 місяців тому

      @@Greta-e2f5n yeah, like if your dumbass wants to do something stupid that’s fine but don’t drag your kids into

    • @martyca6
      @martyca6 3 місяці тому

      Is she knew what rabies was, why would she eat the mice in the first place.

    • @trixxiedixie6800
      @trixxiedixie6800 3 місяці тому

      @@martyca6 to be fair mice aren’t actually know to carry and spread rabies to humans like we think

  • @__lemonade
    @__lemonade 11 місяців тому +79

    Mary is the "if I had to see this then so do you" force behind the whole channel and it makes for some banger content 😂

  • @arthur-oy2ki
    @arthur-oy2ki Рік тому +401

    Mary is Ken's content dealer and I'm living for it

    • @hylin4179
      @hylin4179 Рік тому +10

      "Gimme the stuff Mary. I need it!"

    • @davidvento5481
      @davidvento5481 11 місяців тому

      She’s got the “good stuff” AND she delivers... well, to Ken.

  • @Me-tv6ms
    @Me-tv6ms Рік тому +627

    This woman sadly also abuses her children; she stated it is a PRIVILEGE to bathe and they may only take a bath once a week. She said they MAY get a second bath a week if they are extra filthy that week. She boils my blood.

    • @CherrrrBear
      @CherrrrBear Рік тому +68

      Omg that’s horrific. I hope CPS does get her!!!!!

    • @denisemarie3734
      @denisemarie3734 Рік тому

      Ew what a disgusting excuse for a human.

    • @colmwhateveryoulike3240
      @colmwhateveryoulike3240 Рік тому +59

      Ehh... lol when I was young a weekly bath was very normal. Doctors say we probably bath too much nowadays. Funny how standards change, but CPS is not a reasonable call unless they're literally getting rashes and shit and nothing's being done.

    • @FlowerPup_AZ
      @FlowerPup_AZ Рік тому

      Eww that woman seems disgusting. Who tf eats mice??

    • @kfiguers1166
      @kfiguers1166 Рік тому

      ​@colmwhateveryoulike3240 ew I smelled a couple kids like you when I was younger.

  • @FrenchiesWitchCacklePondue
    @FrenchiesWitchCacklePondue Рік тому +679

    Mary really does know what we want to watch

    • @ShilohxSimmer
      @ShilohxSimmer Рік тому +17

      she really does lol
      we need more of Mary!

    • @sarahwaitekus8696
      @sarahwaitekus8696 Рік тому +15

      She's probably the boss, and Ken learned he only makes money on his wife's ideas. 😊

    • @TextBasedRPG
      @TextBasedRPG 11 місяців тому

      @@sarahwaitekus8696oh, i didnt knew that mary actually build the channel and not ken.

    • @pieisawsome3
      @pieisawsome3 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@TextBasedRPG it's a joke.

    • @davidvento5481
      @davidvento5481 11 місяців тому

      @@pieisawsome3
      😂

  • @wirklichdoof
    @wirklichdoof 11 місяців тому +110

    I love that she's both feral enough to eat a mouse but civilized enough to cook it first

    • @jasper-zr2bo
      @jasper-zr2bo 11 місяців тому +5

      And deskin it😭

    • @AuntieThree
      @AuntieThree 11 місяців тому +11

      I been sitting here like dang, what seasoning she used to make a mouse taste good? What can she do with some chicken thighs?👀

    • @fawtyseven5516
      @fawtyseven5516 9 місяців тому +1

      What?! 😂😂😂

    • @wirklichdoof
      @wirklichdoof 9 місяців тому

      @@fawtyseven5516 😂

  • @uwu-uv4mg
    @uwu-uv4mg 11 місяців тому +167

    Mary could start her own youtube channel where she deep dives into strange niche rabbit holes. The amount of research and structure she puts into it is actually impressive

    • @protojayplays6169
      @protojayplays6169 11 місяців тому +11

      I think 4 kids takes up her time

    • @bandito241
      @bandito241 11 місяців тому +17

      She quit UA-cam in the past so I doubt she will. Something to do with harassment or trolling. I don’t remember , it’s been awhile.

    • @uwu-uv4mg
      @uwu-uv4mg 11 місяців тому +7

      @@bandito241 damn, that's sad... No wonder she doesn't show her face in the camera anymore.

    • @mirandalasagna6705
      @mirandalasagna6705 11 місяців тому +2

      Yesss, I would watch all the PowerPoints. Reminds me of the girl who does that on H3. I live for those PowerPoints lol

    • @fjddasha
      @fjddasha 11 місяців тому

      i think ken said a few videos ago it was cos they both got hate for how they parented their kids @@uwu-uv4mg

  • @sayadiva123
    @sayadiva123 Рік тому +740

    I saw someone else talk about this last night. This woman is a walking billboard for CPS to take her kids away. How they haven’t yet…is beyond me…

    • @chastityrenee4682
      @chastityrenee4682 Рік тому +51

      Too busy going after parents for Truancy.

    • @sayadiva123
      @sayadiva123 Рік тому +43

      @@chastityrenee4682yeah…
      Hey Ken…did y’all see how she “cleans chicken”? Because…..that’s a whole other mess

    • @bowtiejess80
      @bowtiejess80 Рік тому +9

      Yeah August discussed this last night, wild af. Disgusting.

    • @cjam191
      @cjam191 Рік тому +45

      Well it took a starved boy escaping to neighbours for them to witness it for cps to step in and take the 8 passengers kids so no surprises there

    • @cholieandresa
      @cholieandresa Рік тому +1

      @@sayadiva123oh lord… I don’t know if I can handle it

  • @tmindecive
    @tmindecive Рік тому +296

    With Mary beside Ken he now looks like that mayor from Powerpuff Girls...

    • @thecatlimitdoesnotexist
      @thecatlimitdoesnotexist Рік тому +5

      I was thinking the same thing!

    • @missoreofreak
      @missoreofreak 11 місяців тому +5

      😂 I love this

    • @Glitchyp._xels
      @Glitchyp._xels 11 місяців тому +4

      Glad I wasn't the only one to see this!

    • @kristainmccluskey3264
      @kristainmccluskey3264 11 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂 so spot on

    • @serenas5784
      @serenas5784 11 місяців тому +6

      I think they have done that as a cosplay or Halloween costume yearsssssss ago if I’m remembering correctly was a long time ago

  • @HotPanDan
    @HotPanDan Рік тому +114

    Idk why, but hearing that “Mary is the demographic of ppl we make videos for” is so funnyyy like, Ken has a secret weapon. An inside scoop on what us internet addicts want to see. Lololol.

  • @SoraKira88
    @SoraKira88 11 місяців тому +44

    Mary needs to apply for WatchMojo
    She has the voice, and the research skills

  • @KylieCosby-o4d
    @KylieCosby-o4d 11 місяців тому +24

    I love when Mary participates in these video with you and Buff! She adds like another funny layer to enjoy 😊

  • @kiaragarciaaa
    @kiaragarciaaa Рік тому +105

    headless Mary is my fav recurring character lately 😂

    • @sneakysquid62
      @sneakysquid62 Рік тому +13

      She reminds me of the parents in 90's cartoons

  • @b.r.v.8609
    @b.r.v.8609 Рік тому +494

    CPS should definitely step in, this is disturbing. I don’t trust CPS either but maybe there’s a relative who is able to provide a better environment for the kids.

    • @hed1fsu
      @hed1fsu Рік тому +6

      Idk... I wouldn't trust it. If it's not mental, it's learned behavior...

    • @laurabennett9195
      @laurabennett9195 Рік тому +18

      Nah, she posted 15 hours ago that she got giraffe pee to fix it and it worked. I'm pretty sure its all just trolling for clout. She posts the most OUTRAGEOUS stuff 😂

    • @Eduardo_3334
      @Eduardo_3334 Рік тому

      I know this doesn’t relate but
      Jesus is the only way to heaven, just being a good person won’t get you there, while yes doing what God said is requiered. Search into orthodoxy afterwards but first read this. Before you read these next things i want you to know that christianity isn’t about worshiping some deity in the sky because you dont want to go to hell, it’s about a loving and friendly relationship with God. God loves us soooo much no one can understand it. God wants you to tell Him everything, because He is soooo loving. Altough He knows it all He wants you to trust Him and be honest with Him and listen to Him. So now that i told you this read these Bible verses (the word of God) knowing that i’m telling you this out of love and i want you to know it’s not too late to turn and repent and follow Christ❤️❤️❤️ „Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” John 14:6 ESV Bible Repent from your sin (disobedience to God) and turn to God and follow Him so that you WILL be saved. „If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.” 1 John 1:9 ESV „No, I tell you; but unless you repent, you will all likewise perish.” Luke 13:3 ESV „For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.” Romans 6:23 ESV Please search into orthodoxy. orthodoxy is the first church. The body of Christ. We need the Body of Christ and Eucharist.❤☦️ (John 6:53-58)

    • @frickfrack7075
      @frickfrack7075 Рік тому +7

      Jesus people call over everything these days. No inclination that her kids aren't taken care of, but let's call! 🤦‍♀️

    • @laurabennett9195
      @laurabennett9195 Рік тому +4

      @@frickfrack7075 yeah, people who are chronically online only base their opinions off other peoples. And jump to extremes due to lack of external stimulation. Its their only thrill.

  • @justdisassociating
    @justdisassociating Рік тому +106

    Mary...😔... leaving us with more horrifying information and then walking away as if she had nothing to do with the nightmare fuel just dispersed to us

    • @davidvento5481
      @davidvento5481 11 місяців тому

      I think she believes as much of the BS that’s online now as the rest of us “non-smooth brainers!”

  • @Rausku
    @Rausku 11 місяців тому +18

    "At least she's not eating those roaches! Right, Mary? ...Mary? MARY?!?!"

  • @stephvollmerhausen4681
    @stephvollmerhausen4681 11 місяців тому +49

    She probably has CPS called on her bc she only allows her kids to take a bath once a week.

    • @bandito241
      @bandito241 11 місяців тому +1

      That’s normal for Americans.

    • @ImplacableInsanity
      @ImplacableInsanity 11 місяців тому +12

      @@bandito241 In what world 😂😂

    • @coliew5209
      @coliew5209 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@bandito241thats normal for Germans too. Dries out your skin to wash too much. We had German exchange students. Girls then boys at one point. They only bathed at the most twice a week. Sometimes once.

    • @bandito241
      @bandito241 11 місяців тому

      Maybe that could work in cold climates, but I'm from the tropic and that does not fly. You sweat too much to afford not to bath at least once a day. @@coliew5209

    • @Mslee8320
      @Mslee8320 9 місяців тому

      @@coliew5209that’s disgusting all the dead cells and dirt that build up on their skin which can cause infections ew. Scrub yuh kin with rag, wata, and soap

  • @aqua96870
    @aqua96870 Рік тому +82

    A cat didn't get her tongue, but a mouse did get her neck

  • @TylerBlakeM
    @TylerBlakeM Рік тому +162

    So it's cannon that Mary has no head like the lady from the power puff girls or the parents from cow and chicken right?

    • @Flobot2010
      @Flobot2010 11 місяців тому +10

      And the woman from Tom and Jerry

    • @davidvento5481
      @davidvento5481 11 місяців тому +6

      She has no voice either... just like Charlie Brown’s teacher; “waaah waaah waaah.” They need to process her vocalizations through a special computer that translates it into English.

    • @FabulousCooki
      @FabulousCooki 11 місяців тому +7

      She would destroy us all with her wholesome caring no-nonsense mom aura

  • @josephb2042
    @josephb2042 Рік тому +204

    She didn't say her brother was gonna watch the kids, she said one baby watches the other baby. Horrible mother someone take those kids please.

    • @Qunarr
      @Qunarr Рік тому +29

      Bro for real. I don’t understand how she still has them… feeds them mice, only lets them bathe once a week, and she cleans her chicken with Oxi-clean and feeds it to them.. CPS clearly aren’t doing their jobs because she said they’ve been calling her, her children should’ve been taken from her a long time ago.

    • @davidvento5481
      @davidvento5481 11 місяців тому

      @@Qunarr
      I believe very little (almost nothing) I hear/see/read online nowadays, it’s become the “MISinformation highway.” Hell, I even stopped watching network news because of the biased reporting. Luckily I have family in strategic jobs; FEMA, NASA, etc., so I get the news directly from the source on an “as-needed basis.” Skrew that lush Janine Pirro and all the other idjits on Faux5, CNN, etc.
      😎

    • @APeopleP3rson
      @APeopleP3rson 11 місяців тому

      Just imagine that if she got a job, she'd have even less time to attempt murder on her children.

  • @Quizzicalsystem
    @Quizzicalsystem 11 місяців тому +68

    Those sticky traps usually have poison mixed into it.....

    • @BigMacOrange
      @BigMacOrange 11 місяців тому +9

      You woukd have to eat literally pounds of rat poison to get sick as a human. It's not as potent as people think. I've seen large city rats eat chunks of poison blocks and be fine. They act weird for a few hours but then are fine and fine back for more.

    • @davidvento5481
      @davidvento5481 11 місяців тому

      @@BigMacOrange
      They develop a natural immunity to it. Vermin like rats & roaches can survive a nuclear blast and year(s) of ensuing “fallout winter.” Nice, eh...?

    • @leana15401
      @leana15401 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@BigMacOrange sure that's very true, but think about ingesting that quantity over a long period of time. The amount of damage done to her intestines by ingesting chemicals considered to be a poison has to be alarming, even if it is a very small dose each time

  • @nam6128
    @nam6128 11 місяців тому +13

    Mary with her hair showing and her face just out of frame is the absolute best type of character. Mrs. Bossom from powerpuff girls fr

    • @chaosspy6723
      @chaosspy6723 7 місяців тому +1

      I'd correct you and say ms bellum but I think you meant what you said

  • @User-90762
    @User-90762 Рік тому +236

    Mary is the kind of supportive partner we all need in life.

    • @seapackgaming4316
      @seapackgaming4316 Рік тому

      Nah, i wouldn't want a partner that posts nude photos online while married. She a hoe

    • @davidvento5481
      @davidvento5481 11 місяців тому

      @@nogoodones
      I believe she once had her own channel. Not sure what happened... I heard something about “all the pushback/hate” she was getting for being a woman presenting controversial issues, but don’t quote me as that’s just hearsay.

    • @DogFish-NZ
      @DogFish-NZ 11 місяців тому

      she reminds me of cow and chicken's mother.

  • @lizardwhoscreams
    @lizardwhoscreams Рік тому +35

    I love that you can actually HEAR Mary's gleeful grin every time she talks, she's so happy to not be alone in this knowledge anymore 😂

  • @Nikkistrict
    @Nikkistrict Рік тому +39

    What got me more somehow than that and having fed her children that, but not allowing them showers/baths but once a week and claiming it a privilege to wash more than that when she bathes everyday and admits it

  • @ariannasantina
    @ariannasantina 9 місяців тому +3

    11:35 i dont think that is the actual color/size of the mice. it looks like she maybe has them wrapped up in old grocery bags (lilke a tan colored bag and a grey walmart type bag) She did say she had them "nicely sealed up" she probably wrapped them several times is what it looks like to me.

  • @IcySeashells
    @IcySeashells 11 місяців тому +31

    I love when Mary makes guest appearances ♥️ also her fashion sense is so lovely 😍 she really looks amazing with jeans with the tucked in shirt and not many people can do that and look good

    • @adrianeballard
      @adrianeballard 11 місяців тому

      I was thinking the same thing but couldn't find the words to make it sound not creepy so thank you for this!!!

  • @laurah.6403
    @laurah.6403 Рік тому +92

    We love you, Mary! Thank you for keeping us updated with the internet lore.

  • @rakly347
    @rakly347 Рік тому +312

    Those sticky mats for mice are illegal here for animal cruelty.
    The reason for the two colors in the frozen bags is because she ripped off the skin alive when removing the mice from the sticky mat.

    • @SnowieShiba
      @SnowieShiba Рік тому +114

      Those poor mice suffered til their deaths. Unbelievably cruel.

    • @katelynbrown98
      @katelynbrown98 Рік тому +7

      Idt they're illegal in America

    • @rosemartasgaminghoard
      @rosemartasgaminghoard Рік тому +3

      They're hideous and I hate them. Seeing it writhing there just broke my heart. Nothing deserves that

    • @angelmarie1112
      @angelmarie1112 Рік тому +84

      They're not illegal in America, but as cruel as they are, they should be. Yes we don't want wild animals in out homes no matter how small. But there is a catch and release trap/cage that she could have used. Smh.

    • @ponyslavestation4669
      @ponyslavestation4669 Рік тому +8

      Its just a mice jesust calm down there 😂😂

  • @yourfriendlymamabear
    @yourfriendlymamabear Рік тому +85

    When you hear Ken tell Buff to "Strap in" you know it's going to be a good one

  • @yessicaperez7890
    @yessicaperez7890 11 місяців тому +3

    Mary is amazing. She brought the reciepts, timestamps and everything. Love this !!!!

  • @DBrown51909
    @DBrown51909 11 місяців тому +12

    We’re not gonna talk about the caption on her wrapped rat video? It said “wrapped to profecction” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @monbon1322
    @monbon1322 Рік тому +79

    Ken’s face while Mary describes this shit show at the start 😂 pure pride and disgust

  • @LilMissMint
    @LilMissMint Рік тому +20

    CPS is also being called because she fed it to her kids and she also made a post about how she only lets them bath once or twice a week.

  • @queenpengwin
    @queenpengwin Рік тому +50

    I love how thorough Mary’s knowledge/investigation is on everything.

  • @cassie1728
    @cassie1728 11 місяців тому +4

    😂😂😂 I absolutely love Mary’s tik tok adventures in wonderland and Danes face as he questions reality realizing this woman ate mice.

  • @Flobot2010
    @Flobot2010 11 місяців тому +8

    I hope Ken knows how lucky he is! 😝
    Mary’s out here taking care of the kids, making PowerPoints for his other episodes, and doing some real deep investigation stuff 😂

  • @hannahramsey1097
    @hannahramsey1097 Рік тому +92

    Let’s all give a moment of appreciation for Marys dedication and her digging up all the details

  • @jennabrilon1186
    @jennabrilon1186 Рік тому +35

    I’m here for anything Mary brings! Lol. She’s an investigative journalist! Ken is just the news anchor reading the stories 😂🤭

  • @kenziehansen2424
    @kenziehansen2424 Рік тому +391

    Mary need her own stool thats high enough to still keep her face out of frame. I just feel bad shes standing the whole time😅

    • @angelmarie1112
      @angelmarie1112 Рік тому +31

      Yes! Idk how she stands there so long without swaying, lol.

    • @danthemankhan
      @danthemankhan Рік тому +15

      Tell me you've never had a real job, without telling me you've never had a real job.
      Most people stand for their entire 8-12 hour shifts without any negative effects. This is a 17 minute video.

    • @skilareve
      @skilareve Рік тому +86

      @@danthemankhan "Real job" is not a thing. Jobs are jobs. Also - being on your feet and actively moving around/walking is one thing. Standing still and in one spot without moving much/at all is much harder on your body.

    • @kittymilkyyy
      @kittymilkyyy Рік тому +35

      @@danthemankhanStanding for too long can have negative effects just as sitting does.

    • @mike90317
      @mike90317 Рік тому +4

      A bar chair/stool! lol

  • @MegaWildthing69
    @MegaWildthing69 11 місяців тому +1

    I hope that lady isnt wondering why cps is on everyones speed dial.

  • @SVieraLucius
    @SVieraLucius 11 місяців тому +5

    Mary is literally putting in all the work and I love it. She knows what the people want to know

  • @AltairScuti777
    @AltairScuti777 Рік тому +72

    Can you imagine the allergic reaction didn't come from the mice, and still she went to a hospital and told all the people of science the stupid thing she did!?
    "Ma'am, you're just slightly alergic to ___, but can you please tell me again why tf did you cook mice!?"

    • @Apcideful
      @Apcideful Рік тому +12

      Being allergic to mice and rats is actually really common. But it's usually to their dander/hair, which if she did skin them and then rubbed her neck she absolutely could be having an allergic reaction because of exposure to the allergen in the process of "eating the mice"

    • @AltairScuti777
      @AltairScuti777 Рік тому +9

      @Apcideful oh yeah, no, I know that's totally a thing.
      I just think it would be really funny if it wasn't related at all, and she went and confessed to drs and nurses that she thought it would be a brilliant idea to catch a freaking mouse and eat it lmao

    • @wmdkitty
      @wmdkitty 11 місяців тому

      Skin reaction like that, it's more likely to be an allergy to the fkn COCKROACH INFESTATION.

  • @SmokenHash
    @SmokenHash Рік тому +147

    Honestly, after hearing about people eating roadkill, nothing will surprise me with humans and their food choices anymore.

    • @executioner_ecgbert884
      @executioner_ecgbert884 11 місяців тому +4

      My cousin once accidentally hit two deer during hunting season one year. He just put tags on them and took them home 😂
      I mean, why not?

    • @davidvento5481
      @davidvento5481 11 місяців тому +7

      @@executioner_ecgbert884
      Exactly, if it’s fresh kill... why not. I believe it’s illegal in certain states but wtf, as long as you aren’t caught in the act by a trooper... Venison is delicious and as expensive asf ($200.+ a plate in season here in NYC.) I wouldn’t eat anything found randomly laying on the road, that’s just asking for problems.

    • @executioner_ecgbert884
      @executioner_ecgbert884 11 місяців тому +2

      I've never had to buy venison. I never knew it was so expensive! That's a pretty crazy price

    • @drusilladean5349
      @drusilladean5349 11 місяців тому +3

      Even then, they’re usually more careful than this😭 they at least have to make sure no organs were ruptured bc if I’m correct if it’s been there too long or if it was absolutely obliterated it’s basically poisonous to eat as well. I live in WV so I only know this bc of the people that live here and there’s a literal roadkill festival where they do this specifically. No I have not gone to that😭

    • @Evan-dh5oq
      @Evan-dh5oq 11 місяців тому

      There's nothing wrong with eating your own roadkill...if you kill it might as well eat it instead of letting it rot.
      This is way worse

  • @Hulachowdown
    @Hulachowdown Рік тому +23

    What in the Kentucky Fried HELL did I just watch??!!?!?😂😂😂

  • @storablebread3337
    @storablebread3337 11 місяців тому +4

    Thank you Mary for always going down the rabbit (or mouse) hole for these goobers. Giving us the context we never knew we needed 🙏

  • @Necropheliac
    @Necropheliac 11 місяців тому +2

    This is what happens when daddies don’t take their kids fishing and hunting, the kids grow up thinking you can just eat any animal, out of any environment.
    If you eat fish out of a polluted river, you put that pollution in your liver. Same goes for mice and rats. Those animals eat pollution. When you eat those animals, you’re also eating pollution.

  • @irldruid
    @irldruid Рік тому +17

    "It's a girl eat mouse world." This got me so good

  • @rachelmathews6097
    @rachelmathews6097 Рік тому +22

    14:03 she’s not trying to say she was entertaining!! She saw a woman claim to have eaten mice online. That’s when she got the idea to eat them. She is saying that she should have realized THAT video was entertainment and she believed it

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 Рік тому +2

      Thank you for the clarity, cuz I didn't understand her either.

  • @hanahqki
    @hanahqki 11 місяців тому +3

    mary's sage-like wisdom of bizzare content, coupled with ken and dane's reactions to it, is so wonderful and i can't wait to see what she brings them next

    • @davidvento5481
      @davidvento5481 11 місяців тому

      Mary’s obviously from a long-line of Aussie Druids! 😂

  • @StormyNichole
    @StormyNichole 9 місяців тому +1

    Hail Mother Mary!! This shite is a holy feckin grail!! 😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you, Our Lady!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @cinemacodey
    @cinemacodey Рік тому +17

    Mary bringing the content is so great!! This was a rollercoaster of a story. This is patient zero right here. Next thing we know we are going to have mouse pox and neck rashes spreading throughout the country.

  • @GingahNinjART
    @GingahNinjART Рік тому +35

    Mary has been a great addition in these videos! Also, love that she's giving Ms. Sara Bellum vibes. 😄

  • @HurrAlDalli
    @HurrAlDalli Рік тому +19

    Mary comin at us like Ms. Bellum from Powerpuff girls

  • @Catbuttz
    @Catbuttz 11 місяців тому +5

    Mary with no head showing is like the mayor's secretary from the Powerpuff Girls!

  • @kaitiemckale9954
    @kaitiemckale9954 11 місяців тому +3

    “I pray that nobody kills me for the crime of being small, and if I am killed simply for living, let death be kinder than man.”

  • @Mith420420
    @Mith420420 Рік тому +118

    of course this woman uses glue traps, the MOST inhumane way to trap/kill mice :(

    • @angelmarie1112
      @angelmarie1112 Рік тому +3

      Right!!

    • @PieSwagoras
      @PieSwagoras Рік тому +2

      Aw nooo 😢

    • @danthemankhan
      @danthemankhan Рік тому +2

      Think about the origin of the word "humane" for a second...

    • @Qunarr
      @Qunarr Рік тому +7

      Bro she ate the mouse. I promise you the glue trap is the last thing it was worried about..

    • @lovem7635
      @lovem7635 Рік тому

      I hate mice eating no

  • @joetrolo7076
    @joetrolo7076 Рік тому +16

    I like the dyslexic Vulcan salute during her oath.😂
    Eat mice and prosper!🖖

  • @iholm5108
    @iholm5108 Рік тому +39

    I totally cracked up at the "it's a girl eat mouse world" line.

  • @clintm4629
    @clintm4629 Рік тому +2

    Another great video From the Couch News Network plus an in-depth investigation from Mary

  • @petite_sami
    @petite_sami 11 місяців тому

    i LOVE all these videos with Mary educating us! I've already seen the other two. Pretty please, more deep dives into these crazy influencers with Mary!

  • @bruceleena2214
    @bruceleena2214 Рік тому +13

    HPS, Leptospirosis, lymphocytic choriomeningitis, plague, and typhus yuck!!

  • @itsjess7416
    @itsjess7416 Рік тому +94

    Aww love how he calls her his “hot wife” 😊

    • @IWantToPetYourDog
      @IWantToPetYourDog Рік тому +5

      I think he can't believe that he got her either.

    • @octopus8978
      @octopus8978 Рік тому +2

      Real so cute

    • @glebglub
      @glebglub Рік тому +1

      @@IWantToPetYourDog i misread your name in the worst way possible oh lord

    • @IWantToPetYourDog
      @IWantToPetYourDog Рік тому +1

      @@glebglub What did you think it said?

    • @glebglub
      @glebglub Рік тому +2

      ​@@IWantToPetYourDog oh no I'm not falling for that one again! suffice to say that I misread the last t as a g

  • @Nightshade1323
    @Nightshade1323 Рік тому +17

    All I can feel about this is disgusted 🤮...... Anyway another great video and love seeing Mary again 🥰

  • @falloutsheppy8823
    @falloutsheppy8823 9 місяців тому +1

    Mary walking off to make sure the kids napped through them losing their sh**.

  • @ravynwoods5902
    @ravynwoods5902 9 місяців тому +2

    So now I went and lurked her page and she’s yelling at her kids to lay down and sleep, then sit up and eat. Got em on the wall in timeout. Sounds high in 90% of them. Begging for money. Walking in with beer cans making the two youngest babysit each other home alone. Boiling garbage disposal water because her water is turned off. Applying to 600 pound life in a pile of food for TLC, auditioning for Dr. Phil because she thinks her son is bad, and playing poop pranks on her kids. Even if she’s joking, I think she needs to be investigated by CPS. Way too many influencers are ab*you*zing kids for TikTok views.

    • @ravynwoods5902
      @ravynwoods5902 9 місяців тому +1

      I just reported so many videos for child harm, scams, the whole account. That mouse video is animal harm. She needs to be looked at. This stuff isn’t funny. I fear for her kids.

    • @ravynwoods5902
      @ravynwoods5902 9 місяців тому +1

      She’s in Arkansas. She posted her DL on TikTok.

  • @sandrahowe550
    @sandrahowe550 Рік тому +10

    Mary needs to be our lead researcher because I just seen this tiktok like 2 hours ago 😂 she's got all the information.

  • @professorphantoms717
    @professorphantoms717 Рік тому +24

    0:32 "Strap yoself in Dane" you know it's bad when Ken's southern comes out

  • @JorgeLuis80100
    @JorgeLuis80100 Рік тому +7

    I am absolutely loving the new content with “Mystery Mary” 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤣🤣🤣 keep up the great content! 😁😁🤌🏽🤌🏽

  • @TheZohan907
    @TheZohan907 11 місяців тому

    I really enjoy Mary’s contribution to the channel, I like the running joke of her face being out of frame as well that’s funny. Good stuff guys :)

  • @katichu
    @katichu 8 місяців тому +1

    I'm glad that she made this pledge to not get mad at negative comments on my birthday (January 14th) 7:31

  • @chianne_away_
    @chianne_away_ Рік тому +16

    I am loving the unhinge that Mary brings ❤

  • @lovesickplaid
    @lovesickplaid Рік тому +13

    one of these days i’m fully prepared to see mary sat in ken’s seat in a mask and just completely take over

    • @davidvento5481
      @davidvento5481 11 місяців тому +2

      A hockey-mask. 😂

    • @bandito241
      @bandito241 11 місяців тому +1

      A mask? I expect her to be headless. Use a green screen or something.

  • @ZitaM242
    @ZitaM242 Рік тому +44

    What side of the internet does Mary live on? Is she ok?

    • @Infodumptruck
      @Infodumptruck Рік тому +8

      Tiktok. And no.

    • @ZitaM242
      @ZitaM242 Рік тому +2

      ​@@Infodumptruck that's fair. 😅

    • @Infodumptruck
      @Infodumptruck Рік тому

      @@ZitaM242 TikToks algorithm intentionally promotes psychologically damaging content.

  • @msdeviantdizzy
    @msdeviantdizzy 11 місяців тому +14

    I'm digging the more impromptu environment with Mary making the occasional appearance, it keeps things light and lively.

  • @fcm3d
    @fcm3d 11 місяців тому +1

    Da fuq. Sage Mary with the banger exclusives lol I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @wileyb2004
    @wileyb2004 Рік тому +9

    Thank you Mary. I can appreciate someone who not only brings this to light, but also does her research to find out more!

  • @virgofairy88
    @virgofairy88 Рік тому +9

    Perfect timing on this video: right in the middle of my lunch break 😂 🤢

  • @Jaggededge112
    @Jaggededge112 Рік тому +40

    I’m so happy she didn’t show her skinning and cooking the mice. Dear lord poor mice.

    • @executioner_ecgbert884
      @executioner_ecgbert884 Рік тому +1

      What if she didnt skin them? 😮

    • @davidvento5481
      @davidvento5481 11 місяців тому

      I think this woman is FOS. In any case she needs a thorough mental evaluation by licensed professionals at a psych ward. She can also expect a knock at her door from CPS any day now... _crazy bish_

  • @shanebeck8657
    @shanebeck8657 10 місяців тому +1

    I'm going to make a guess here and assume what trapped the mice- Whatever trap she used that is, the stuff that stuck it to the trap and chemicals are likely what made her get a rash, especially if she cooked it since idk what reactions that could cause.

  • @sagelenyatsa8246
    @sagelenyatsa8246 11 місяців тому

    Mary needs her own video essay channel. She's so good at presenting things and giving context to strange videos!

  • @pr0d16y9
    @pr0d16y9 Рік тому +8

    All Ratatouille wanted to do was cook you a tasty dinner, not eat him! 😮

  • @BradB93
    @BradB93 Рік тому +4

    I love listening to Mary talk. The accent is music to my ears, lol

  • @worm11112
    @worm11112 Рік тому +6

    the reaction she had could be from the chemicals in the glue trap

  • @bryanfarmer1693
    @bryanfarmer1693 8 місяців тому +1

    Gives "Ratatouille" a whole new meaning 😂

  • @VerchielxKanda
    @VerchielxKanda 11 місяців тому +3

    The makes me remember when my mom found a freshly dead squirrel on our street that was still intact, and she brought it inside to skin it, cook it, and eat it. Both my brother and I told her "Absolutely not, and she's taking that back outside." We said HELL NAH.

  • @ellaminnope1222
    @ellaminnope1222 Рік тому +4

    “REVEAL YOUR SECRETS” took me out 🤣🤣🤣 6:10

  • @crappyaccount
    @crappyaccount Рік тому +29

    tbh as someone from Louisiana, where pretty much if something breathes people will fry it, im not even surprised some lady decided to chomp on mickey mouse. after hearing escapades with possums, raccoons, squirrel brains, and everything that lives in water, nothing fazes me anymore😭

    • @lizardwhoscreams
      @lizardwhoscreams Рік тому

      Laaaawrd same, people will eat anything down here 💀

    • @davidvento5481
      @davidvento5481 11 місяців тому

      @@lizardwhoscreams
      TBH, my great-great-grandparents were homesteaders with 12 kids (must’ve been bored.) The men on my maternal side are still big hunters/ fisherman/ outdoorsmen but I’ve heard stories about “squirrel pie” and “snapping-turtle soup.” Once when we were visiting from the “New Yawk” my uncle made something for dinner they tried to sell me as “chicken.” I told them “no damn chicken has four legs!” (I was 5 then) It was actually Hasenpfeffer aka; rabbit, so not too bizarre. They knew to have hamburgers or hot dogs handy whenever we visited for dinner from then on.
      *Just because you CAN eat something doesn’t mean you SHOULD. Case in point; “bat-wing fricassee!” Pandemic anyone?*
      🤢🤮☠️

    • @bandito241
      @bandito241 11 місяців тому

      @@davidvento5481the pandemic didn’t happen because of a bat 🤦

  • @kerikah
    @kerikah Рік тому +4

    Ha ha looks like you guys got the message about Miss Bellum! Mary's so good!

  • @KATinBLACK
    @KATinBLACK 11 місяців тому +1

    I love how Mary phrases getting a video of some lady that ate a mouse as, “we have received this gift from the feed” 😂😂😂
    THIS video was the true gift from Mary and Ken to us

  • @Storm-mo5yk
    @Storm-mo5yk 11 місяців тому +1

    Don't try at home? Well gosh im sure glad i got that advice! 😂 smh

  • @slipperybiscuitsauce
    @slipperybiscuitsauce Рік тому +5

    Lol I love when Mary is involved, she knows the tea 😂