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"Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?!" -Oswald Cobblepot
at least they didn't start prying up cobblestones from the street outside
Entrepreneurialism
@@MercenaryPen and
Good quote.
It took me a minute to remember that Oswald Cobblepot is The Penguin supervillain from the Batman franchise. I assume that line is from the movie Batman Returns.
Where else can you get people to pay good money for spoiled food?
I'm glad the bloopers exist to show us Melissa is a nice person with a ready laugh in real life, cause Sara scares the hell out of me most of the time.
Will you walk into my parlor?" said the spider to the fly...
@@spawniscariot9756 if i was in this id play my colege of the sun bard. its basicly radient damage with the bard
Really? Because she is my favorite!! She reminds me of me when I am playing a high/ medium level character lol
She is my favorite on the show.
"A human named Sarah. . . " she is always so disinterested but so OP.
Sara doesn’t believe in the saying, “No D&D is better than bad D&D.”
Waylon was obviously hitting on that bugbear. Between bumping into him with his hindquarters and pointing out how "dummy thicc" he is, and then showing off what a phenomenal partner he can be with that duet, what more can he do?
What happened in 1217 BC
@@bladecintron3872 Sara rolled her first, and only, Nat 1
"Sarah. She's a human."
I would like to roll insight to see if their lying .... 25
That should be a shirt
🤜🤛
Is she tho?
@@ToniGlick I don’t know the dm hasn’t told me if 25 on my insight is high enough to see if their lying
"No one is paying attention to you, if their not enraged by sarah, then they're captivated by waylon..." 🤣🍻
A human named Sara, played by a human named Sara, played by a human named Melissa.
In-Sara-eption!
I read this as Beard edition.
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
Lol I would love to see Sarah rolling up to the table sporting the best beard of them all. Of course she would probably strangle an enemy with it.
I'd like to see a neckbeard edition.
@@fastgav Handstand Edition? 😆
@@spawniscariot9756 Handstand edition? How would that work? You know Sarah would just kick some pour soul to death...possibly even "Wailen" at this point.
@@jasongretencord3326 Only realistic if played in the basement.
There's only one Bard themed movie they need to make: Die Bard
(Which now that I think about it would actually be really confusing to anyone who speaks German...)
Since a fictitious bard recently had a hit song, maybe bard movies should replace zombie movies. Bring back those '80s style musicals.
As a German: not really confusing...only sounding really really dumb ^^"
i get the wordplay thought.
@@orlock20 That bard from The Witcher television series on Netflix?
@@SurprisinglyDeep Yeah.
What about the franchise? Can't forget "Live Free or DIE, Bard!" (its all about comma placement :) )
I want a series of action movies about magical rockstars fighting terrorists called "Die Bard", "Die Harder", "Die Bard With A Vengeance", etc
Dammit. Beat me to it! 🙃
Die Barder*
With Sara on the case, there shouldn't be many more 'to be continued' moments as she works out Wailins' shenanigans when he went 'AWOL'!
"Bards aren't really used for fighting"
My Ballad of the Zombie King would argue otherwise
~laughs in College of Swords~
I got a Valor Bard who disagrees with that sentiment too.
When he said they were looking for odd jobs, my first thought was "who's getting hit with a bowler"
Watching the interaction between Chaz and Justen. Chaz is that one annoying friend you have that leaves you constantly re-evaluating your friendship.
My peripheral vision read this as "The interaction between Charizard" and now I think I might have a form of dyslexia.
Also, if you don't have "that friend" you are either very lucky or "that friend"
@@johnwright6706 right. I unfortunately have two of them. 🤣
@@Abbeville_Kid Thank you. I think you got mine. :-D
@@Kugrox Well if you like any combination of history, Pokémon's, and food , I'd suggest you check out Tasting History with Max Miller!
Okay, $4 for dice isn't too bad and an extremely hilarious commercial. The dice he's holding is called The Leviathon for $500? HOLY SHIT!
I saw the same thing.... and I still want it
Nah, you dont...Kraken is a terrible company. Worse dice I ever bought.
@@dolphinvenom2779 I wouldn't mind having it and throwing it at a problem player but wouldn't be worth the lawsuit. Rather get the stress ball/foam one.
@@ernie3249 just because it gave you all natural 1s doesn't mean it's the dice. Just your luck. Lol
All kidding aside, how hard they bad? I saw some for about $3 and was tempted to get a pair. Granted, I have 13 sets already but who's counting.
@@saintguardian3639 I imagine if you have that sat next to you, you wouldn't have problem players anymore haha
“Why would anyone want to be a Bard?”
Sarah is me.
Bards are the only class that can literally kill people with "Yo mamma" jokes.
Doesn't matter who she plays, Sarah always has to stab something/some one.
Im stealing "The Thundering Pumpkin"
That name is mine now.
I am Team Thunder Pumpkin
I'm glad I'm not the only one that'll be streaming that babe to use in a game.
Sounds like a strip joint specializing in over-weight women twerking.
@@orlock20 odd. my first thought was those little pumpkins the green goblin used to throw around.
Just don't go into the Thundering Blumpkin unless you want to be scarred for life.
You can’t pull the wool over Sarah’s eyes...
Yeah, Sarah, investimigate Wailin. It's all very "sus". Get Kepler in on this.
I expected a Triceratops busting through the door breathing fire. "Someone talks shit about bards?"
Sarah learned the true power of bards: everything but damage!
“Having a party of bards is probably a terrible idea.”
It’s not as bad as RP-ing psychopathic Florida-people, so you might as well go for it...
The dwarves in Snow White were a bard-miner mix class and they did alright for themselves.
Every party of Bards I've led as a bard is exactly like that.
Many many moons ago, a friend's homebrew game (his own randomized skills system with Arms Law used for combat) turned into this. Most of the players had somehow ended up with a music-related skill. My character was a fire-magic wielding elf who had the best outdoorsmanship skill in the party (everyone had some, it was a focus of the game), but also had a very low pain threshold -- he literally had a 40% chance of fainting from pain every time he got hit in combat. Suffice to say, he tried very hard to not get hit. He also managed to be surprisingly effective in combat. The poor GM had to create a method for gauging our tavern success (or not) on the fly; it was modestly lucrative for the characters, helped fund out starting adventures, to be sure!
Honestly a party of Bards is awesome. I mean not as awesome as a party of Clerics still.
Wailin has some epic chair dance moves. I'm surprised he didn't get some kind of bonus for those alone!
I am still waiting for Kepler to join the party and drop an oversized d20 chew toy/plushy devastating whatever it is he goes against! Maybe in Druid or Ranger edition? 😉 😉
This!! So this!
We *REALLY* need Kepler as an animal companion in one of these.
I love the Gregory Hines shoutout.
"You guys can't pass the bar!"
You son of a b'ch, i can't believe i laughed at that.
I know. I feel so cheap.
This one had me absolutely dying of laughter in a few spots. I'm constantly impressed by how creative these skits continue to be.
Waylon steals the show in this one, that dancing... oh God I just couldn't stop laughing
Sarah: why would anyone want to be a bard?
JoCrap somewhere: why am I suddenly very angry?
Bards aren’t really built for combat, “laughs in heat metal”
Cook and book.
My first question *EVERY* time .... .. 'Are they wearing heavy armour'
Burn baby Burrmnnnn !!!
Here's a little bard hack I did. I got a wide mouth one gallon jar, filled it with water, and cast laughing water upon it. We figured that a gallon would do 512 D6 of radiant damage based on the ounces in a vial. It's a great way to one shot kill powerful demons. Just don't roll a 1 to hit.
@@nb4749 that is not a hack as much as your dm letting you get away with complete bullshit, not saying it is wrong of him to do that from time to time.
@@woodiinvincible LOL you wouldn't go for me casting Natasha's hideous laughter on an enemy that fell into a deep river; so that I could watch him laugh and drown at the same time?
6:50 when a dinner roll is more deadly than Sara's bard...
How was Sara not IMMEDIATELY in love with Wailin after his dance? I'm confused 🤣
She had to burn a Legendary Resistance to save against it.
"bards aren't really made for fighting"
Unless a bard learns counterspell, haste, fireball... while using enchanted equipment...
Seriously, I got an armor that let me add my modifier to spell damage if it didn't already... So I used the secrets to learn hex and scorching ray, and every ray would be 3d6+5. Can be upcast for more rays, and advantage lets you crit with those rays. DM had to buff the rest of the players and enemies
Unless you are The Machine (that's a comedy skit you can watch on UA-cam).
You just Said "bla bla bla DnD is stupid and so gamer friendly that most People cant play other systems because they cry the moment they get anything that is not a plus"
Seriously.
When it does not make a fuck difference what "class" to choose, then Why have classes at all?
@@knightofsvea604 You can build fight oriented bard or non fight oriented, what are you talking about
I don't understand
You don't seem either
I also play Anima, Shadowrun, dnd 3.5... I seriously don't understand your comment
@@orlock20 can The Machine find the cheese?
That tapdancing centaur was brilliant. Loved him😀
Why did I read the title as "Brad" edition? I was expecting a much different episode...
Same. This episode was lacking several Brads.
How are YOOOOOOUUUUUU DOOOOOIIINNNNGGG??????
How stale was that biscuit that got thrown at his head for it to deal 4 damage?! 😂
The GM misread "hardtack" for "hard attack".
So, a centaur, a satyr and a human enters a tavern
"Why the long face?" Asked the bartender
"Who wants to be a bard?" Replied Sarah the human
Looks like chaz unleashed the kraken on justin's floor.
Is that what the kids call it these days?
I played a bard once. The other bard yeeted me off a magic carpet and I got max damage on both hits and that’s how the final boss died
Edit: should mention that I was lv 6 college of valor
2:02: I had the exact same idea for a (bad) stand up comedian bard. It is such a great idea.
“You upset Kepler!” Don’t make Kepler upset! You wouldn’t like Kepler when he’s upset. Hulkepler SMASH!
'Sarah' has such a riveting backstory.
More over, what's to happen to our dear group with the Drunk Before Noon blending into DnD??
Also, I'm mildly upset y'all didn't force anyone to sing.
One of my friends is a machinist, advanced he decided to make a set out of tungsten steel alloy. They were larger than the normal expectations of dice, the smallest being about two inches across. They were rough on the table.
4:40 Oh my GOD I've literally met this guy on a village dance party! The bumping, the throwing the cup on the floor, the "buy me another one" and being grumpy while he was *on the very crowded dance floor with his drinks*
I see Lance is rocking the new mtn dew major melon👍
stuffs addictive.
The lack of “overt” seduction actually made it more interesting. Nice work!
You could make a movie version called "Die Bard" about a solo bard stopping a band of bards from robbing the Bard Tower.
Justin got my best laugh with "It's original wood paneling!"
"bards aren't built for fighting"
My 20 strength greataxe weilding Bugbard says hello
That's it. Making Lance's character up. That ought to be huge fun.
Every Dragon in a 20 mile Radius:
*OH-No!*
Played in a campaign where all of us were a Bard + something. We had the drummer a Bardbarian, the singer the Brocerer, the Basist the Brighter, and the Flutist the Brogue. We traveled the world meeting other famous musicians tracking down legendary instruments. We were Tenacious DnD
I missed you guys! Been sick, glad to have my phone back to watch!
Did they take your phone, man? Covid enforcement is hardcore.
😉
Hope you feel better mate
Glad you are feeling better!
@@greatskytrollantidrama4473 my parents did lol I kept trying to fake invite my friends to catch my COVID lol my family didn’t think it was funny
@@KorbinX Thank you!
I love playing bards, and this was great. I've seen people play all three of those character types and I know people who look at bards exactly the way Sarah does. I also am really happy that they actually used the mechanics for College of Swords. It made everything more realistic.
I love the call back to how her first we play ended. Still my favorite way a campaign’s “end boss” was defeated from both games I've played in and watched.
Sarah, ya used to be my second favorite. Now ya insult my favorite class? That hurts.
Floors are not made of “original wood paneling”
Cuz they'd be too fragile...
You sound like a scholarly resource, Mr.... ::looks up:: "Jerk... Fudgewater? Name checks out."
@@benvoliothefirst pot vs kettle 🙄 if you don’t trust me go to any flooring “showroom” and ask
Next week: Let's see.... what's a good contrast to bard... Barbarian?
Also, the best line of this entire thing? We ALL know which one it is. Gdi I died at it.
Idk why Sarah doesnt like Bards, not that I ever play them. But like, they are the ultimate support class, that can fight, wear armor, AND have 9th level spells including Wish. So it's completely superior to every half/half class, the only classes that are even close to a Bard, would be Cleric, because they also can wear armor, fight with weapons, and cast 9th level spells.
4:21 My thoughts exactly. And to quote one of my favorite series, "When the going gets tough, The Bard goes drinking." Drinks are on the house folks!
Worth it for the Waylon Dance alone.
I was going to comment on how this ad sketch fully ties together the lore of the DBN and D&D series, but the way he popped the second P in "pumpkin" at 2:12 totally threw me off!
How did he do that?!
Waylon saying "Sorry friend, I'm just so dummy thicc." Has become my new text notification. Thank you.
"You feel a large force push against their hindquarters..." Been there, done that, my friend!
Me looking at the title" Don't tell me they're all effing bards." Then realizing what I said " omg Don't tell me they're all effing bards"
turns out the effing didn't happen- despite their best attempts
Can I just say thank you all for having gag reels at the end because you all are seriously an inspiration. I love all of you and thank you for being a big part of me getting back into playing. Also yahz....bud.... amazing bars.
Lmao. Dude was totally trying to smash the dwarf! 🤣😅 love the skits!
9:00 - Lance hitting on the dwarf? Must've gone...
😎
Right over his head.
YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!
that giant die at the beginning was awesome and everybody was great
"Can't Bardly Wait"! Yesss
I love you guys! Keep up the good work!
Watch that trumpet laughter! Don't disturb Kepler!
What would be hilarious, maybe, is to have a session that incorporated everyone's first dice roll, so you get everyone's honest response to the results. Or that could backfire horribly. Either way, hilarious. :)
Thanks for making these, so great you have to watch them immediately!
THANK YOU FOR BLESSING MY EARS WITH A NEW ALBUM
Fantastic episode! I smiled so much during those outtakes. 😆
Absolutely brilliant, as always!
You all continue to out do yourselves again and again. I was chuckling at several parts of this one but I lost it laughing out loud at the epic trumpet laugh in the gag reel! LOL
Flying dice appear out of nowhere at 7:05 (vaguely from direction of DM, but at an odd angle), no one blinks an eye. Sara rolls a one more than once, must be a first in the game. No one blinks an eye. (I predict that the punch line "cast iron" will be the cause of many eye rolls in many a viewers home for the weeks to come.)
Well this bugbear surely doesn't mind dancing with Wailin the Bard!
Waylands sexy dancing damn near made me shoot coffee out my nose.
Time to go buy the new Yahzick album! Been waiting for this!!!
Its been like 2 or 3 years and I still think about how Weyland flexed so hard a door exploded.
Man when I first joined, I dont know how many subs there were, but now you guys have so many more, your own patreon, just grown and improved so much. You guys still do some of the best D&D skits I know!
The sponsor ad sure was Kraken me up!
Another one knocked out of the park, great job people!
ive needed this in my life!
I come for the ad skits and stay for the awesome Dnd sketches.
Absolutely love you guys and dope album drop🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
Imma gonna steal this bard idea! i love it
Chaz's fantastic "WHOO!"
i think you guys are the only channel I don't skip through the payed sponsor part
Fantastic edition. Had me rolling the entire time. A full party of Bards is a ton of fun.
Fingers crossed for Wizard Edition next. 😁
The "whoo!" after every correct dice call is the best.
I cried inside as a DM at reading the title. And I only cried more as watched it. Sarah made my day though.
This was gold!
I almost put a hole thru my phone rushing to itunes, i’m 2 songs in and this is exactly what i needed today, it’s scratching some deep existential itch i couldn’t reach.
I actually look forward to the adds you guys make!
You've now inspired a Centaur Monk for me and a Minotaur Barbarian and Bull-Fighter Bard duo for my wife and I. Thanks, they'll be fun!
I absolutely love the Sarah character.
1. How heavy is that die? (Edited: It's over 12 pounds)
2. I thought the jokes were hilarious.
I looked it up on their store, it's solid aluminum, and it's 500$
But you can get 20% off.