I Don't Know What Minecraft Map To Play
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- Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
- Thank you Henzoid for helping me figure out what to play
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Gotta say, they nailed indie horror.
-so dark you need 100% monitor brightness
-architecture haphazardly thrown together with no rhyme or reason
-ending on a jumpscare
-suddenly, the floor is meat
-"It's locked." "The key must be [specific or too vague location]"
-walking at a snail's pace
-ambient sounds cranked up
At some point, this man will have played every map ever made lol
What about the old ones like the earlier one
except the horror ones!!
he can’t as new ones will come out all the time
He hasn’t even played the floo network Harry Potter map
He should play in Pewdiepie's world
Henzoid: Horror map time!
Me: *Turns down my volume*
Same
Same here
I just sit farther from the monitor
And I thought I was the only one who does all of these things...
Lol
Jardon: "I don't have roommates"
The spiders: *"sad spider noises"*
"Alexa. Play 'sad spider dance.'"
And they scurry under his pillow to begin plotting Spider Revenge!
@@lorrygoth aww man
@@lorrygoth hold on... why do I hear boss music? - wait, is that *"Spider Dance"* ?!?
@Jack Rudolf ah yes, a man of Undertale as well.
What's more meta than a mapmaker, talking AS a mapmaker, while making a map about making a map about mapmaking?
Cool
Captain: map by henzoid
Me: brings out the popcorn
Me replying munching on popcorn
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Heh, I actually was eating popcorn while watching.
I love how in the beginning he was like, "OOOOOH A DIALOGUE BLOCK"
and at the end he was like "oh my god yay there's a dialogue block"
Seeing Jordan jump when he got scared made me laugh so hard.
"FidgetGrows" sounds a whole lot like BridgetGoes if you ask me
Ooh yes, was gonna comment on that
Dang just realized
Who is that
bailal1 mod on twitch I think
@@blanda8821 She's one of the mods. Both on Twitch and the MC server.
Jardon's roommate is that crow that keeps leaving shiny things in his pool.
I love that crow
Point crow?
Capt left his sleeping roommate’s door open. One of the worst types of people ngl. Rude
4:04 No way, Henzoid named an area of the map after me
A comment about the video... You deserve to meet CaptainSparklez
Love how its also at the time stamp 404
😢
404 importance not found
"Ai that's just so smart that you can feed it your homework and it'll do it for you"
Sir can I interest you in a calculator?
Not quite what I believe he meant.
A calculator isn't an ai.....
Cartoon Hangout, Camolot, to put it simply:
"That's a joke lads"
You know, there’s a book called “The Homework Machine” that is literally just an answer to that statement
I think 1:25 is a Jardon reference and FidgetGrows is meant to be BridgetGoes
He do be having an impeccable sense of direction doe
HOW DID HE DO THE MUSIC ONE I AM SHOOKETH
He used the map he picked up lol
Unlocking Cobra ....he didn’t. Lol
@@thespeedyyoshi he definitely did but he wouldn't have passed it if he didn't
@@wyattbailey1813 @migbu 23:54 he didn't use it, it was most likely trial/error and playing it by ear that he cut.
Shocked*
ok honestly, that music puzzle was super cool
Damn he wasn't lying about uploading this map today
This is Gold: 19:24
Thank you so much for the warning
Play more horror maps, you are such a great UA-camr and commentator I’m sure many people will enjoy watching you freak out.
I agree with this comment
Henzoid being progressive with Frank’s relationship
Happy pride month yall
I just love how the captain passes over it like it was nothing special. ♥️
@ariannasv22 Good eye!
Joseph Sims ya got me there
Joseph Sims I mean you just called frank a he 😭😂
Jardon: I have an impeccable sense of direction. Maybe I should go caving sometime.
Everyone who watched him get lost while streaming: you are joking me right?
At least its better than X33N's, if you watched sevtech
Jardon many years ago: I have to do horror games since people love to watch me get scared.
Jardon now: I'm famous, I don't have to do horror games, I still have many viewers.
this is true for IGP and IcyCaress (except for the second part)
"this is very difficult trying to memorize these two measures"
Me: *laughs in marching band*
Phin86 same tho
Rip most of the 2020-2021 season, and on my senior year
Jardon's body content turns to 90% salt after that jumpscare lmfao
When you realize that Henzoid was in Spectator mode at the beginning of the map, and Cap was in Spectator mode at the end of the map, which was also where the map started.
0_0
Bro we finally got henzoid’s first openly gay character let’s gooooo
Henzoid says Gay Rights!
I wouldent imagine a gay person named frank tho
i was looking for this comment
Kieran Kowalski so ur saying there are no women named frank? well you’d be right. no idiot parents would name their girl baby frank.
@@rewindd Francine, Francesca, Francis can all be nicknamed to Frank. Though Frankie is more common.
*"the wet booty lake"*
Hmmm yes, i'm sure there's LEMONADE there
?
What?
4:45
I know right 😂
I dont understand
Henzoid is just a synonym of quality. Like people juat might start speaking like "Oh wow, this suit is such a high henzoid"
One day Jordan will have played all the maps and I will be sad.
At least new maps will be made
You know what you haven't played in a while....
A horror Map!
Edit: There's a horror map-
Lol, u just read the title
Yesssss!!!
Around 16:00 is a horror map
Says he doesn't know anything about music theory. Gets full song almost just by notes in like 4 tries ^^
Seriously like i know my memory is shit but i wouldn't of even tried to figure that out probably couldn't even with the hints.
Did he cut out him listening to the naked version? (Which I assume was just the answer in pure notes but still hard)
Jardon gets that map and of all the things he could've read first, it had to be "Wet Booty Lake", thank you Henzoid, I definitely needed to hear him say that XD
22:35 Watch his eyes. I think he's looking for a way out. ha ha
the levels of meta in what Jordan says and the fact that it keeps switching is very confusing
Jardon do me a favor and never say the phrase "wet booty lake" EVER again. Thanks have a great day.
I'm so proud of you jordan! You used a music term and said measures!
The king is back!!
Okay but can we talk about how much Salubrious slapped though? Definitely need a full version of that one.
Spoilers
Who else got jumpscared 19:24? X_x
honestly more people should do something like that to hide spoilers for a video, so good on you
Boom!
@@saturnvalleyswanson224 i agree
me, creepers are the worst
*laughs in watched the stream*
"I go slenderman with my language." -Jardon 2020
Imagine the day when they add swinging physics to chained items. That'll be great parkour.
I was thoroughly impressed with the music notes part. I would have never been able to do that. Very nice sir.
omg it's FidgitGrows my favorite five direction stan who loves sheetz
The legend Henzoid has RETURNED!!!
Yess! I love these story mode themed adventure maps so much! Keep it coming henzoid!
Jardon: **gets the sheet music**
Me who plays piano: Well that could’ve been useful.
Jordan: Oh, that doesn’t even help very much.
Me: 😳
Jardaran: “I have no roommates.”
Ghosts: ooOOoo
I like how I’ve been playing trumpet for 8 years and this man is better than me at Music Theory without realizing it
I'm pretty sure the whole streamer room was supposed to be sparklez. Cuz like "Fidgetgrows" and "bridgetgoes". And like "Much appreciated". He's speaking the language of the Captain
1:05 "I wonder if that'll be a problem in the future, AI so smart you can feed it your homework and it'll do it for you"
Future was closer than you thought!
23:30 Wow, Captain Sparkles is a legend. How did you dod that?!
Do what?
23:48 those last two were like the _"Finishing Blow!"_
Ah Captainspl33n, you do have an impeccable sense of direction.
Wait not a lot of parkour so Softcore Parcour?
This map gave me vibes of "The Beginner's Guide", which as I understand was produced by the same person behind The Stanley Parable. That ending bit really drove it home, haha.
Jordan getting jumpscared on got me hard bro lmfao
Henzoid be like: no more screams for you, mr. sparklez
I love the ad that played right after the captain fell down the pit.
Same thing happened to me
Henzoid's song sounds pretty cool! I'll have to look it up.
Not enough Jardelephant noises from this one, Henzoid... Awesome map though.
15:12 If anybody is curious, that "micro stair" is two voxel high.
22:35 Watch his eyes. I think he's looking for a comment about the video.... oh wait this is one of those ten.
When Jordan said "Jesus Christ" he sounded like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory. Hahahahah
"Roommates? Me?"
Yes, Sparklez. You have a roommate in the future. Congrats.
Do horror maps around Halloween plzzz Jordan
Not going to lie by salubrious is like, really good. Good job Henzoid!
Jordan: i don't have roommates, wot are u talking about
the spider living in his office: i thought we were friends?
"You can just feed it your homework.." so.....your computer ate your homework? That's a new one
0:40 yes all the spiders and scorpions
He talked about his horror map extravaganza and how no one watched them it made me sad :( I watched two of em Cap, years after you released them, but I still watched them :(
I love how the end to the horror part was literally just a creeper
I don't understand why I find that so hillarious, but I find it so incredibly hillarious for some reason.
“AI that you can feed your homework and it’ll solve it for you” is literally the plot of a book I read as a kid
The book’s called “The Homework Machine”
11:30 Jordon: Now the real question is... how do I get back to lemon cow forest... I hope I have an impeccable sense of direction.
Me, an intellectual: Torch strat, torch strat! Always place torches on one side of the caves as you go down them, so you know which way to go back! Woo! (Which seems like exactly what the creator did)
Henzoid's Salubrious was great
Roommates!
9:33-9:38
Lol! HILARIOUS!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
23:30 half those notes sound the same to me. i would be so screwed with that
Jordan: FridgetGrows Me: 👁👄👁
"Why is there an underground cafe? Who would do this?"
FNaF Sister Location: Yeah why would you do that? * nervous laughter *
The music puzzle is sick though
Henzoid really is a mapmaking genius
I love Henzoid’s maps. 💕
Bro ily I’m really early and it made me so happy but ilysm Jordan you make me smile lots :)) especially because my life is rough lately. Stay cool :))
Jardon: I wish there was AI smart enough to do your homework for you
Me, an intellectual: P H O T O M A T H
I just started playing a Jurassic Skyblock. It's an awesome server!
lets cross this one of the bucket list
“Maybe I have roommates?”
Carson pops out from behind a wall. “I’ve stolen the house too, Jardon”
Lol the first time I went to a haunted house I almost died because I couldn't stop laughing. Probably because I went with some friends, and my girlfriend snorted when she was out of breath after screaming.
I really want that music track to jam too but I cant find it anywhere yet XD
26:47 is just Jardon having a stroke
I miss the minecraft memories.Your music from 7-8 years ago...Minecraft Parodies...The Old Days
I had a jar of lemonade next to me while watching the video and only realized about half way through
just gonna point out,
jordan basically predicted chatgpt in the first few minutes
Haven't seen Jardon that scared since FNAF lol
Horror maps are amazing
"if a glass breaks in the forest and no one is around, did it really make a sound?" Is that a DEH reference? I think that's a DEH reference
OMG i thought i was the only one who noticed it!!
19:25 LMAO GOLD
Not sure bout everyone else but i think horror is awesome it keeps you on your toes lel plus it teaches you about survival stuff for the real world
you and xeen should play the anti matter modpack on twitch! you basically start on a plane white ground and have to deconstruct whats around you into basic elements like oxygen, hydrogen and carbon and create things with those! its really cool and it has a goal system that you guys can try and finish!
1:07 Clearly, jardon has never heard of photomath
Jordan should play a map WITH henzoid