7 Types of People At The Range | NOIR Season 6

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  • @dominikarndt6049
    @dominikarndt6049 5 років тому +3447

    You forgot the hickock45. "I don't think im going to hit"
    *literally hits with every shot in bullseye

  • @damnitgimmeaname
    @damnitgimmeaname 3 роки тому +2861

    Need to add the "Gravy SEAL" The guy totally kitted up, shoots constantly, always talking about tactics, but he'd have a heart attack climbing a flight of stairs.

    • @jblox1990
      @jblox1990 3 роки тому +365

      So great. Especially when they roll up in a group. Meal Team Six.

    • @krazeekalvin
      @krazeekalvin 2 роки тому +35

      I have let my combat swimming muscle get out of control in my retirement. Ha ha ha

    • @HiroNguy
      @HiroNguy 2 роки тому +59

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Dude I'm stealing "Gravy SEAL!"

    • @antthefool7637
      @antthefool7637 2 роки тому +24

      One somersault away from their heart exploding

    • @cyndankit4989
      @cyndankit4989 2 роки тому +44

      @@jblox1990 HIGH DRAG, LOW SPEED, ACCEPT ONLY SUBSTITUTES, MEAL TEAM 6, BOOYAH

  • @darkdanger3901
    @darkdanger3901 5 років тому +13575

    What about that one dude that brings a .500 magnum and literally makes the ground shake every time he shoots.

    • @somelifelessdude4491
      @somelifelessdude4491 5 років тому +472

      Oh hell yea

    • @stardustsama3688
      @stardustsama3688 5 років тому +1260

      You mean your average American

    • @2008bronsonsgirl
      @2008bronsonsgirl 5 років тому +557

      That's the dudes that come to my range and see the FN SCAR on the wall and go "hey that's the one on (insert movie/video game reference here)" and think shooting a 308 on a 25 yard indoor range is the shit.....🤦‍♀️Makes the glass and walls ripple and vibrate. My poor RSOs hate that thing lol

    • @stardustsama3688
      @stardustsama3688 5 років тому +314

      Jamie Yake every time I’m at a range there’s always the one guy who is like 19 years old who claims he’s an experienced shooter, but he only shoots in video games, and then becomes a safety hazard to everyone

    • @darkdanger3901
      @darkdanger3901 5 років тому +94

      Space Ace Yeah, the only reason I have 22 lr is because in my opinion it’s a fun little plinkster gun, though I love to shoot my 45 lc the most.

  • @joelclifton6312
    @joelclifton6312 2 роки тому +660

    "To them, the trigger is a finger rest." That line actually made me chuckle.

    • @that_Dominic_guy
      @that_Dominic_guy Рік тому +12

      That line made me go into a cold sweat as I thought of what could happen

    • @SiouxsieCat
      @SiouxsieCat Рік тому +4

      I caught that one too, and had the same reaction.

    • @Batmann_
      @Batmann_ Рік тому +2

      It's actually not funny though =/

    • @ACommenterOnYouTube
      @ACommenterOnYouTube 7 місяців тому

      it IS a finger rest .... 🤷‍♂
      i don't do the straight finger parallel to the slide thing, thats GAY to me.

    • @mikevigliotti3798
      @mikevigliotti3798 5 місяців тому +1

      @@ACommenterOnUA-camdude last time I called something “gay” I had about 5 people tell me they hope my mother dies 😂

  • @gatedancer17
    @gatedancer17 2 роки тому +1311

    I've approached other shooters - to ask for advice - three times. All were glad to help. As a hapless novice I asked a young woman crack shooter next to me to try my new Glock 19, thinking my problems were the gun. She was a Detroit cop. Hit all bullseyes, and then gave me a 3 minute tutorial. Huge immediate improvement.

    • @kevinc.cucumber3697
      @kevinc.cucumber3697 2 роки тому +140

      I tried to do the same thing you did and her 300 pound of muscle boyfriend came and beat the shit out of me. Now im living in their house as a servant and they push me around. What did i do wrong?

    • @AltezzaGang15
      @AltezzaGang15 2 роки тому +11

      @@kevinc.cucumber3697 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @angstvision7108
      @angstvision7108 2 роки тому +13

      @@kevinc.cucumber3697 he used the wrong muscle 😆😆😆😆

    • @angstvision7108
      @angstvision7108 2 роки тому +1

      Cucumber eat a vegemite sandwich dude

    • @angstvision7108
      @angstvision7108 2 роки тому +3

      Axelia Foley?

  • @zacharypederson6816
    @zacharypederson6816 4 роки тому +6683

    So what I'm hearing is gun ranges are basically gyms.

    • @Johnnydoe33
      @Johnnydoe33 4 роки тому +49

      😂😂😭😭

    • @slandshark
      @slandshark 4 роки тому +105

      Yeah, I'm near seattle, so there's definitely a 'starbucks hipster guy/girl' in there somewhere.

    • @rando1365
      @rando1365 4 роки тому +25

      Don't tell me you're a CHAZer.?

    • @slandshark
      @slandshark 4 роки тому +7

      @@BaronSaturday66 Thanks! I'm in south king county, so thinking of heading to Tacoma Sportsman Club, which is actually in puyallup. Woodinville is maybe 40 to 45 minutes away from me in light traffic (so, only during the pandemic).

    • @slandshark
      @slandshark 4 роки тому +38

      @@rando1365 No way! :) I'm all for protests, but the CHAZ zone has turned into a societal and political shit show. I'm one of the very rare people living here who is both a conservative and also was actually born in this state (less than half the population in WA was actually born here and that is dropping fast). Every day my Wife and I discuss leaving this state, only thing holding us back is that we have close family/friends here.

  • @xXJMatherXx
    @xXJMatherXx 5 років тому +3820

    I'm the "I'm just here to practice, leave me the hell alone" guy.

    • @silversmoke8398
      @silversmoke8398 5 років тому +144

      Same. I like private shooting places like out in the middle of nowhere.

    • @bryanst.martin7134
      @bryanst.martin7134 5 років тому +42

      Stick your hand out. And when they ask why, tell them they owe you for the range fees if they taking up your precious time.

    • @macbrat
      @macbrat 5 років тому +2

      We are too

    • @Jake-vb7um
      @Jake-vb7um 5 років тому +2

      I second this

    • @GodOfWar221
      @GodOfWar221 5 років тому +24

      Same. I hate it, when people interrupt me. Unless I'm there with a buddy, I don't wanna be bothered while I'm shooting.

  • @jedamaral1864
    @jedamaral1864 2 роки тому +189

    The best compliment of my life was when I took my brother in-law shooting for his first time and walked him thru how to do everything safely, when we went to pay our range fees the owner/operator charged me as a trainer, when I asked him if he made a mistake he was completely confused and legitimately thought I was one telling me he would hire me in a heartbeat if I got my cert

  • @freako168
    @freako168 3 роки тому +7309

    You forgot the person that goes there and minds his own business and leaves everyone alone.

    • @yeetusdeletus8565
      @yeetusdeletus8565 3 роки тому +96

      true

    • @emms1979
      @emms1979 3 роки тому +55

      spot on

    • @thewatcher819
      @thewatcher819 3 роки тому +81

      The ones we do not speak of…

    • @charles90407
      @charles90407 3 роки тому +147

      That’s me 😂I like to get my time in and get out… I did have a stranger ask if he can shoot my gun… I had to respectfully 😎decline

    • @Waterenjoyer1308
      @Waterenjoyer1308 3 роки тому +18

      Well that one’s just kind of boring got to keep the views up.

  • @iiGingiey
    @iiGingiey 4 роки тому +5622

    Let's be honest if he rapid fires a bolt action who wouldn't be impressed

    • @GETX2
      @GETX2 4 роки тому +548

      JFK...

    • @NyanBi
      @NyanBi 4 роки тому +149

      @@GETX2 too soon.

    • @qrow8547
      @qrow8547 4 роки тому +345

      @@NyanBi its been 57 years

    • @vavo4902
      @vavo4902 4 роки тому +57

      Look up "mad minute"

    • @isaned
      @isaned 4 роки тому +14

      JFK

  • @GeneralSirDouglasMcA
    @GeneralSirDouglasMcA 5 років тому +4549

    I’m the anti social guy. I walk in, pay my range fee/target, do my shooting, pack up my gun and leave.

  • @coyote520
    @coyote520 Рік тому +77

    This is why I like the range I go to. It's an outdoor range, and everyone pretty much keeps to themselves and is polite. Never had one issue.

    • @StupidBadyXD
      @StupidBadyXD Рік тому +4

      I like to go outdoor range on a rainy day. The only people there are serious shooters. Nice and chill, no one bring an insane caliber gun that blast your ear protection off. Only a small group of dedicated shooter that try to hone in their skills.

    • @robertd9850
      @robertd9850 Рік тому

      Yeah, I'm looking at joining a private range even though it is 50 minutes away. It is outdoor, there are several shooting areas, and everyone who joins is vetted first. The Saturday morning I went for a meet and greet was a decent weather day and there were only a couple shooters at that huge place.

    • @StormsandSaugeye
      @StormsandSaugeye 11 місяців тому +2

      I have an outdoor range only where I live. It's always nice to have it to myself, set up so I can do my regular quals, and to occasionally get stupid with one of my shotguns. (Stupid as in. let's shoot the rifled slug round at random things I'm bringing with me and taking home to throw away).

  • @iguessthisisnowmyname2258
    @iguessthisisnowmyname2258 4 роки тому +1008

    “His groupings look like the before picture of a Proactiv commercial” now that’s an insult I haven’t heard before

    • @cmasterson
      @cmasterson 4 роки тому +25

      My drill instructors would have loved to use that line lmao 😂

    • @baileym4708
      @baileym4708 4 роки тому +5

      That was an awesome line!

    • @metalkiwis
      @metalkiwis 4 роки тому +14

      I've never heard it, but I've seen it a lot. On my own targets :(

    • @holybread2583
      @holybread2583 4 роки тому +3

      r/rareinsults

    • @MrYeahyuhhh
      @MrYeahyuhhh 4 роки тому

      @@metalkiwis only an insult for competition shooting if your target looks like it has acne you were hitting it in the face? i suppose

  • @DrMicahLuv
    @DrMicahLuv 5 років тому +1342

    If you ever encounter a can I shoot it guy, say sure it's always good to have a second set of prints on a gun.

  • @ryanashley9690
    @ryanashley9690 5 років тому +771

    I'm the, "Goes shooting in the desert so I don't have to be around all these types" type

    • @adamtheduell
      @adamtheduell 5 років тому +11

      Same. Can't relate to these. I shoot far out of town in the desert with my brothers, and with other friends who I may be introducing, one at a time, to firearms.

    • @abramhepp6379
      @abramhepp6379 5 років тому +11

      @@adamtheduell unfortunately here in Florida the Republicans are selling out to gun control they are trying to shut down many of the outdoor long range and tactical shooting ranges .and they are trying to make it illegal to shoot out in the sticks ....it sucks

    • @adamtheduell
      @adamtheduell 5 років тому +3

      @@abramhepp6379 fuuuuuuuck that

    • @abramhepp6379
      @abramhepp6379 5 років тому +4

      @@adamtheduell it sucks man and also they passed a law where if a family member says your crazy (even if its not true) the cops can confiscate your guns for up to 30 days . its called red flag laws . so a pissed off family member can have your guns taken ....its fucked up man

    • @adamtheduell
      @adamtheduell 5 років тому +1

      @@abramhepp6379 I remember California passing that. Didn't know Florida did too!!

  • @pro272727
    @pro272727 2 роки тому +98

    I had the Safety Violator to day. He flagged me 3 times and when I called him out on it, he flagged me again. Then he had the balls to say he didn't flag me. He was holding a revolver with his hand over in front of the finger guard, getting burns on his hands. He broke every safety rule, I think we made some new ones today just for him.

  • @beeweb1137
    @beeweb1137 4 роки тому +527

    I like the old guy that comes out dragging a bag of war trophy's he brought back from WW2 with a story to match each one of them. He'll run a few rounds and entertain you with the story of how he got the weapon. Sure you'll burn a hour or two at the range without ever shooting a shot but you'll learn some things along the way.

    • @JettBlast
      @JettBlast 4 роки тому +36

      Those guys are awesome I like meeting them...

    • @ChrisDac08
      @ChrisDac08 4 роки тому +16

      I like that guy - hopefully, he becomes the guy I go get a beer with after the range

    • @johnhatchel1372
      @johnhatchel1372 4 роки тому +17

      Love those guys.

    • @dlbutler
      @dlbutler 4 роки тому +10

      I like the old guy who shows up with a .357 Magnum revolver, doesn't say anything, and proceeds to put all six rounds in the same hole in the center of the target at 25 yards, cylinder after cylinder after cylinder. Then, he polices his area, packs everything up, and leaves. You just know that guy's a good neighbor.

    • @Kojimalosophy
      @Kojimalosophy 4 роки тому

      sadly we are approaching the time when does guys won't be around anymore, they'll be replaced by the guys who tell the stories from when they once talked to those war heroes.

  • @jb1605
    @jb1605 4 роки тому +794

    The quiet guy minds his own business and doesn’t talk to anyone and shooting isn’t bad but not great

  • @dangingerich2559
    @dangingerich2559 4 роки тому +1392

    I'm the "ghost." I come in, talk to nobody except those I have to, shoot my 50 rounds for weekly practice, and the disappear before anyone even notices my presence.

    • @alsmith7392
      @alsmith7392 3 роки тому +68

      "Looks around">>>> Where did Dan go????

    • @Hunne2303
      @Hunne2303 3 роки тому +34

      same here...I'm so sneaky at times, it's not even funny anymore...perhaps we should sign up with some secret service? bwahaha

    • @ranua9327
      @ranua9327 3 роки тому +23

      just 50 rounds... in Spain we have very few "shooting ranges" so they are too far away to shoot just 50 rounds... lucky you, I wish we could have more places to shoot

    • @trashpanda8071
      @trashpanda8071 3 роки тому +13

      50 rounds isn’t much of a practice

    • @DackerSonny
      @DackerSonny 3 роки тому +13

      r/iamverybadass

  • @Donobyte
    @Donobyte 2 роки тому +30

    I'm becoming the "I genuinely want to know how to shoot type." So a forever student type. I finally get it. I go in for reps, making every shot count. Try to expose myself to firing around other gunfire, not flinching, not blinking, and finally -- making the gun an extension of my being. That last part is the fun part, it creates a real relationship between you and the firearm. All of that is just reps over time.

  • @venoxidegaming1432
    @venoxidegaming1432 5 років тому +520

    "His groupings look like the before picture of a proactive commercial."
    Bruh I'm laughing so hard at that.

  • @veerchasm1
    @veerchasm1 5 років тому +585

    I personally like the guy that brings Chinese ammo from the 80’s and fills the room with a cloud of smoke 💨

    • @stevep5408
      @stevep5408 5 років тому +46

      Wow, you should thank them. If you range has such poor air circulation that this is a problem, think of the lead dust you can't see!

    • @richardbrout2242
      @richardbrout2242 5 років тому +7

      Pretty sure most of that ammo is steel casings.. and ranges around me only allow brass.

    • @HighSpeedNoDrag
      @HighSpeedNoDrag 5 років тому +1

      I despise In-Door Shooting Ranges.

    • @simswashaway8969
      @simswashaway8969 5 років тому

      Lol 😆

    • @tatewaggoner6546
      @tatewaggoner6546 5 років тому +4

      my grandpa gave me some shotshells that he bought when he was a teenager, i ran them through my 20 gauge and threw up an actual smokescreen

  • @RamiAq
    @RamiAq 3 роки тому +1221

    I'm the "Loner"
    This is the type of guy that goes to the range when no one else is there... shoots 1 or 2 boxes... says nothing to no one other than "hey"..

    • @thetravelerformallyknowasw7912
      @thetravelerformallyknowasw7912 3 роки тому +41

      Me too, but it's because I'm new.

    • @RamiAq
      @RamiAq 3 роки тому +95

      @@thetravelerformallyknowasw7912 I have been shooting for years. It's really not about what people think of me. It scares me to be around several people that I don't know how safe are they with guns

    • @John2r1
      @John2r1 3 роки тому +31

      As long as your grouping is good . That's what counts. Ranges are for training and practice not a social event.

    • @north_borne3673
      @north_borne3673 3 роки тому +12

      @@RamiAq Same. That's why I'll try to only do open field ranges, and during their most quietest hours possible.

    • @tc1uscg65
      @tc1uscg65 3 роки тому +9

      I wouldn't even say hey much less make eye contact.

  • @andrewanderson4372
    @andrewanderson4372 Рік тому +15

    Here in Ohio we have ODNR(Ohio Department of Natural Resources) outdoor gun ranges. The one in Spring Valley Ohio just south of Xenia has been remodeled and is really nice. The Range Safety Officers are actually Ohio Wildlife Officers who are in fact law enforcement officers. Everyone was really nice and the RSOs were to. I think they are open year round, but the range fee is only 5 dollars for the whole day, 25 dollars for a yearly membership(which you can get at any Rural King gun counter) and you have to bring your own ammo and targets. They have pistol, shotgun, rifle, and even an archery range where you can try out your bows and arrows. If you are ever in Ohio come on over and check them out. Really nice people, and a really nice range. Plus, outdoor ranges are more fun and not as loud as an indoor range which I like as well.

    • @ninjacats200
      @ninjacats200 Рік тому +1

      I live in Ohio. I'll have to look it up and see how far they are from me. Sounds like great places to go shoot. (Edit) Found two near me. Both are unsupervised ranges. Gonna go check them out once I get a permit from a local place that sells them. Thanks for sharing about this or I probably would have never found this.

  • @hollywoodredneck8565
    @hollywoodredneck8565 4 роки тому +1051

    I'm the "secretly tries to see if I'm shooting better than everyone else" guy.

    • @hollywoodredneck8565
      @hollywoodredneck8565 4 роки тому +6

      @land otter1 hmmm. No cuz I said secretly try to see if I am shooting better or not.... I think jocks kinda put it out there that they're competitive

    • @hollywoodredneck8565
      @hollywoodredneck8565 4 роки тому +6

      And also i'm not "too" competitive I just like to see where I rank amongst the others that shoot where I go

    • @JN1-506
      @JN1-506 4 роки тому +3

      Lmfao same

    • @eboranshard6220
      @eboranshard6220 4 роки тому +2

      Yeaa and when some one is better you tell your self imo get to this persons lvl but will never say anything and is more for self goals !

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 4 роки тому

      Same

  • @edwardsmith5066
    @edwardsmith5066 4 роки тому +1638

    There is only one type of person at the range these days... one who has ammo.

    • @gregb6469
      @gregb6469 4 роки тому +47

      Some people have far more ammo than they need, others have far less than they need.

    • @Andrea.1tree
      @Andrea.1tree 4 роки тому +34

      Truth. I can’t find 9mm ammo anywhere.

    • @DareToBeDeviant
      @DareToBeDeviant 4 роки тому +2

      @Kermit Snakmann Mine's in a rolling luggage case. Four thousand rounds is heavy. Aluminum, too, and I couldn't imagine how bad it'd be with steel case. Ô.o

    • @Andrea.1tree
      @Andrea.1tree 4 роки тому +5

      @Charles culver It’s ridiculous. I can hardly wait til Jan 20th is over, and some semblance of normalcy returns.

    • @masterenos
      @masterenos 4 роки тому +1

      One who has ammo to spare

  • @sportgoofy1975
    @sportgoofy1975 5 років тому +604

    I approach no one at the range. It's like trying to strike up a conversation with the dude next to you while pissing in the urinal....beat it man this here's my therapy.

    • @NutnFartsy
      @NutnFartsy 5 років тому +14

      Peeing in the urinal is your therapy? Jk

    • @northwindhighlander
      @northwindhighlander 5 років тому +15

      I feel ya. I'm ok with people talking to me at times, like when I take a historical piece out, but if I just take out a few handguns, or an AR, there's no conversational pieces there... Kick rocks. Lol.
      And avd400s..... Yes. Pissing in a urinal can be very theroputic, if you do it right. Lol

    • @KizaWittaker
      @KizaWittaker 5 років тому +1

      @@NutnFartsy Lol I was going to comment the same

    • @redmenace1570
      @redmenace1570 5 років тому +14

      Im a new shooter and I've only been to the range a few times. It was always my understanding that you just dont approach random people and speak with them while at the stalls. Its hard to hear, and people are working on their own form of training. I've never had anyone approach me at a stall and I didnt know people did that until I saw videos like this. Personally, I wouldnt take it well if someone tapped on my shoulder and tried to strike up a conversation with me while I'm there at a stall. I think it just breaks natural range etiquette.

    • @razerone49
      @razerone49 5 років тому +3

      Shit I couldn’t agree more. People bugging is exactly why my girlfriend doesn’t go to the range as much as she’d like. It’s sad that you can’t go to the range and be left alone

  • @GHicks-lu5tu
    @GHicks-lu5tu 2 роки тому +4

    Lol! “Mr. Rapid Fire”…I shoot next to that every range trip!

  • @marcussuttles8062
    @marcussuttles8062 5 років тому +1718

    Then there’s my dad who will talk politics to everyone

  • @steelrarebit7387
    @steelrarebit7387 2 роки тому +2079

    I had a custom made AR. Took it to an outdoor range. Had one lady come up to me and ask if her husband and son could shoot it. She said they were visiting from Canada and wanted to see what the fuss was over the AR. Being a dutiful gun owner, I obliged. They loved it and found out it wasn't as scary as the media makes it out to be. I wish them well.

    • @maxenra
      @maxenra 2 роки тому

      Now when they go back to their commie-land they'll get to brag about the "illegal" activities they partook in while traveling abroad! Just kidding, but thats a great ambassador move.

    • @mrmann44
      @mrmann44 2 роки тому +80

      Did they shoot all of your ammunition like "Can I Shoot it Guy?"

    • @steelrarebit7387
      @steelrarebit7387 2 роки тому +119

      @@mrmann44 Haha. No, they barely touched the stuff I brought that day. They did empty one regular capacity mag though.

    • @luakabsalam1816
      @luakabsalam1816 2 роки тому

      It would be scary it you're among the victims in an active shooting.

    • @robertwoodson1701
      @robertwoodson1701 2 роки тому +3

      @@dani4157 what a silly comment

  • @EATMEGUD
    @EATMEGUD 5 років тому +4964

    Then there is the Gamer who shoots the person next to him to see if friendly fire is on.
    Edit: huh i already commented on this video it seems like.

    • @AmitYoel
      @AmitYoel 5 років тому +150

      Spoiler: *it was not*

    • @neonicplays1364
      @neonicplays1364 5 років тому +19

      Zeb Johansson who says that guys a friendly

    • @animq4ionboi.153
      @animq4ionboi.153 5 років тому +58

      *Friendly Fire will not be tolerated*

    • @tazgizmo4399
      @tazgizmo4399 5 років тому +2

      Oh I thought I was hidden

    • @Danny-ru7uf
      @Danny-ru7uf 5 років тому +2

      Zeb Johansson this comment made me laugh

  • @vangoodwin7335
    @vangoodwin7335 2 роки тому +7

    A South Dakota 100 meter outdoor range with my son when a couple of tweens showed and started shooting skeet over our line. We packed to leave and only asked them to stop and secure their guns while I recovered our targets. My then 12yo son schooled them. Being cocky they offered a shotgun to my son, he correctly held the pump and dropped his first ever three clay pigeons. The tweens were more impressed and inquisitive when my son told them of their incorrect posture and holding techniques he'd learned from the book "Tap's Tips".
    Learning is something you should strive to do everyday, I shun the fools that think they know everything. Everything I do and try I'm proud to say; "I am an apprenctice at!".
    You all are in my prayers
    Hoka Hey

  • @valrhys8527
    @valrhys8527 5 років тому +960

    Lmao, *give him a musket, he's gonna try to rapid fire that to*

    • @NoahJSPhoto
      @NoahJSPhoto 5 років тому +26

      he's gonna wind up dead when he treats the barrel like a mag and the gun explodes

    • @StaleDoritoCrumb
      @StaleDoritoCrumb 5 років тому +15

      He'll just act like the barrel is a magazine by shoving tons of ammo into it and it just explodes.

    • @NoahJSPhoto
      @NoahJSPhoto 5 років тому +2

      @@StaleDoritoCrumb big no no.

    • @valrhys8527
      @valrhys8527 5 років тому +1

      @@StaleDoritoCrumb ikr

    • @DeltaEchoGolf
      @DeltaEchoGolf 4 роки тому +3

      Probably load 4 or 5 musket balls for a quick shot group.

  • @winnietheflu4633
    @winnietheflu4633 6 років тому +1123

    you forgot the quiet professional veteran who's shows up, makes sure his zero i still in tact, nails the target every time and then just leaves.

    • @jimcalifwin3760
      @jimcalifwin3760 6 років тому +11

      Caleb White or the x army Vietnam era who would rather not be firing but knows SHTF of some type is coming and will defend his loved one and AO.

    • @winnietheflu4633
      @winnietheflu4633 6 років тому +62

      Jim Califwin yea that one Vietnam vet who owns like 40 guns because they were all cheap back then and he just likes to watch other people shoot and always provides cool stories

    • @ninjabearpress2574
      @ninjabearpress2574 6 років тому +5

      Sounds like my dad.

    • @jimr5703
      @jimr5703 6 років тому +5

      That's kinda me, but I'm not a vet. I also snicker a few times at the guys nearby who start to rapid fire after they see my groupings because now they just want to GTFO of the range. Typically the same guy who tells me to get a real gun because the one I have is an old POS.

    • @bigwu100
      @bigwu100 6 років тому +1

      Oh,you've seen me.

  • @deusexbaby5555
    @deusexbaby5555 4 роки тому +522

    "Told you it was unloaded..." *gun goes off*

    • @UncleWermus
      @UncleWermus 4 роки тому +22

      A.K.A. Mr. Negligent Discharge

    • @Food24112
      @Food24112 4 роки тому +5

      Shoots the person next to you by "accident"

    • @Wiseone123
      @Wiseone123 4 роки тому +3

      *strikes guy next to you In the head

    • @Rath460
      @Rath460 4 роки тому +2

      Oh my god, I shot Marvin in the face!

    • @youngbuck5252
      @youngbuck5252 4 роки тому +7

      as a range safety officer I can't tell you how many negligent
      discharges i have seen and 9 out of 10 times they say my finger
      was not on the trigger or i thought the safety was on.

  • @skest.
    @skest. Рік тому +10

    "he manages recoil like a 6 year old walking a pitbull" HAD ME DEAD HAHAHAHAHA

  • @tjesse
    @tjesse 7 років тому +6339

    I go to the range because my wife made me quit shooting in the living room.

    • @Yourmomisbomb007
      @Yourmomisbomb007 7 років тому +334

      Timothy Jesse I guess that's "too loud" or "scaring the kids". Because I'm not allowed to do it anymore either.

    • @N80-e9t
      @N80-e9t 7 років тому +182

      Timothy Jesse ...they always have something to complain about..

    • @gama9116
      @gama9116 7 років тому +98

      Timothy Jesse Same with me but I was shooting meth

    • @Bart-Did-it
      @Bart-Did-it 7 років тому +12

      Timothy Jesse 😂💦

    • @654Crossman
      @654Crossman 7 років тому +67

      Timothy Jesse XD. If I got a 3 inch grouping on the tv during an obama speech and she still got mad, Id give up. Lol

  • @leefamily9000
    @leefamily9000 3 роки тому +379

    I’m the “just came here to shoot leave me alone because ammo is expensive and so is my membership and I got a chance to leave the kids with the wife” personality.

    • @drewmyers3916
      @drewmyers3916 2 роки тому

      This is the one iv3 been looking for. Like just leave me alone. Thats why i love living in the state i live in. I can fire on my property.

    • @joem7572
      @joem7572 2 роки тому +1

      You and me both. My wife and I trade off days at the range so she can get hers in too and I can't wait to build a private range on our property. Funny though that I'm always the ones to take the kids to the range...

    • @paulc5585
      @paulc5585 2 роки тому

      Yep that's me too!!!

    • @SRP3572
      @SRP3572 2 роки тому

      I've seen plenty of guys like you and I've noticed one thing they all have in common. When they walk IN to the range, they are standing upright with a slight smile on their face. And then when they leave, they slouch over and have that "back to the ball and chains" look on their face.

    • @Forgiven.Man.of.GOD.
      @Forgiven.Man.of.GOD. 2 роки тому

      Haha totally me! Hate small talk when I’m trying to dial in a new red dot lol but don’t wanna be rude so I yes em to death

  • @Vato-Psyko-Loko
    @Vato-Psyko-Loko 4 роки тому +927

    I'm the "turtle" shooter. I raise my pistol, aim, shoot and stare at the impact for 5 seconds. Then I repeat the process.

    • @coreman7774
      @coreman7774 4 роки тому +21

      Same here

    • @CannonFodder873
      @CannonFodder873 3 роки тому +18

      ...Ditto.

    • @ThatOneguy-zn6hj
      @ThatOneguy-zn6hj 3 роки тому +4

      @@CannonFodder873 Ditto?

    • @CannonFodder873
      @CannonFodder873 3 роки тому +23

      @@ThatOneguy-zn6hj Sorry...It means I do the exact same thing or "me too"
      Happy New Year from Canada.

    • @ThatOneguy-zn6hj
      @ThatOneguy-zn6hj 3 роки тому +10

      @@CannonFodder873 Happy new year Bret, from the USA

  • @crazythingsvetdo9078
    @crazythingsvetdo9078 14 днів тому

    Colin this is the first time I’ve seen your channel l’m a disabled Veteran l served under Reagan l just wanted to say thank you for everything you do to protect our Constitutional Rights

  • @Mega12358
    @Mega12358 5 років тому +1644

    Me: **shoots friend to see if friendly fire is on**
    Everyone in the gun range: :O

  • @_useroffline
    @_useroffline 7 років тому +213

    “His groupings look like the before picture of a Proactive commercial.”
    Best insult I’ve heard in years 😂😂😂

    • @bullfrog098
      @bullfrog098 6 років тому

      Hilarious

    • @garyquail2347
      @garyquail2347 6 років тому

      i l l u s i v e . it looks more like a shotgun pattern from my 10 gauge shotgun from the early 1880s at about 10 yards away.

  • @KenGames45
    @KenGames45 2 роки тому +633

    You forgot one, the history buff who brings all sorts of historic weapons 1911s and bolt actions and older and basically knows what the first guns to ever come out looked like.

    • @tomscharf5779
      @tomscharf5779 2 роки тому +102

      Also know as the sigma male

    • @jefferybradford5936
      @jefferybradford5936 2 роки тому +9

      I’m the guy that corrects them on everything they say wrong and tells them to leave me alone and let me shoot lol happens way more often then I care for

    • @serafinmagic1634
      @serafinmagic1634 2 роки тому +51

      One fellow brought a blunderbuss to the range.

    • @KenGames45
      @KenGames45 2 роки тому +28

      @@serafinmagic1634 those are actually pretty cool. Can be loaded with just about anything from ball bearings to stones and nails. If it fits in the muzzle it can shoot it.

    • @SRP3572
      @SRP3572 2 роки тому +20

      I'm sort of that guy but it's because I bring flintlocks to the outdoor range 😂

  • @thehilltopescape7126
    @thehilltopescape7126 2 роки тому +18

    I’ve found that the “Safety Violator” exist more at the indoor ranges than at the outdoor ranges. When beside people like him, it becomes what I’ve come to call the “shoot and duck” time. You shoot but then have to duck because you realized the novice shooter next to you has placed you at the end of their barreI. I can’t tell you how many times I have been at indoor ranges that I have also become the trainer for those who have NEVER picked up a weapon until that day. It’s easy for me because of my 60+ years of gun experience. Those who run the ranges need to start asking shooters about their shooting experience. If they are not experienced, then off to at least an hour of training they go. Great video as usual, Colion.

  • @mmexia
    @mmexia 4 роки тому +683

    "wifey" sounds like it was a personal experience lmao

    • @BaronSaturday66
      @BaronSaturday66 4 роки тому +5

      I haven't met that wifey archetype at the range yet.

    • @amaralqurashi7570
      @amaralqurashi7570 4 роки тому +28

      This whole video is from personal experience

    • @kevinmencer3782
      @kevinmencer3782 4 роки тому +15

      @@BaronSaturday66 I have. Lots of women only CCW classes in my area. I really do feel the "her groupings are light years ahead of yours" thing.

    • @dadocta8355
      @dadocta8355 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @twitchveneno6181
      @twitchveneno6181 4 роки тому +1

      500th like

  • @bradweatherill8569
    @bradweatherill8569 5 років тому +628

    "his groupings look like the before picture of a proactive commercial"

  • @zenlenzmedia
    @zenlenzmedia 3 роки тому +785

    As a single, female, I've learned to go on Monday or Tuesday mornings when the range opens. No one is there so I avoid all the crazy and i actually enjoy shooting in a range by myself with no distractions. Mid week, end of the week and weekends I save for training, coaching and/or classes. That gives me a chance to practice what ive learned on monday and Tuesday by myself without anyone trying to screw up what I've learned and I go back to my instructor and he is impressed that I mastered what he taught me the week before. Happy shooting!!!

    • @jcod1239
      @jcod1239 3 роки тому +58

      If you need any advice just let me know xD

    • @zenlenzmedia
      @zenlenzmedia 3 роки тому +16

      @@jcod1239 thank you

    • @kajetandziebaj6405
      @kajetandziebaj6405 3 роки тому +27

      you know I can teach you a few things sometimes ;)

    • @zenlenzmedia
      @zenlenzmedia 3 роки тому +16

      @@kajetandziebaj6405 thanks you're all so supportive and kind.

    • @canovaconstruction7220
      @canovaconstruction7220 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao. That’s awesome!

  • @2WheelsdownN
    @2WheelsdownN Рік тому +2

    You forgot the guy who brings his whole safe lol

  • @nicholaslee4669
    @nicholaslee4669 3 роки тому +742

    “In this world there are two kinds of people, those with loaded guns and those who dig.”
    -Clint Eastwood

    • @alisongoldsberry8062
      @alisongoldsberry8062 3 роки тому +3

      🤣💯👏

    • @Dr.Spoofs
      @Dr.Spoofs 3 роки тому +2

      Which film was this one from ?

    • @emilal
      @emilal 3 роки тому +14

      @@Dr.Spoofs the good the bad and the ugly

    • @myitbos1335
      @myitbos1335 3 роки тому +8

      Also brings to mind another quote from that movie that I find helpful at the range. "If you want to shoot, just shoot. Don't start talking."

    • @Gt4wayDr1vR
      @Gt4wayDr1vR 3 роки тому +2

      What does that even mean😂 Im so confused

  • @TheCrnic
    @TheCrnic 7 років тому +211

    I'm the big recoil guy. I like the large caliber magnum guns that make the biggest bang, huge flash, and hurt your hand. My grouping sucks, but I have a gigantic smile on my face.

    • @Braun30
      @Braun30 7 років тому +9

      Aah, the Tackelberry on the range.

    • @timothyfulkerson6785
      @timothyfulkerson6785 7 років тому +2

      man i had a smile on my face when i shot my first handgun a rossi revolver in .357 haha

    • @dundonrl
      @dundonrl 7 років тому +2

      TheCrnic I'll be taking my 500 S&W Magnums (Yes I have 2 of them, but one is a lever action carbine) wonder if I'll get any looks?

    • @timothyfulkerson6785
      @timothyfulkerson6785 7 років тому +4

      Rexford L yup especally if you use the 700 grain 😂😂😂

    • @scott9050
      @scott9050 7 років тому

      Go shoot a S&W J Frame for an extended period of time and come back to me about large frame pistols hurting while firing.

  • @Softwilly
    @Softwilly 3 роки тому +2722

    im the weird guy that pushes the brass for everyone LMFAO

    • @batata_adb2606
      @batata_adb2606 3 роки тому +39

      Yho this man everywhere. Did you get here from recomended?

    • @heyyoutroll5070
      @heyyoutroll5070 3 роки тому +96

      brass goblin

    • @diabetus1143
      @diabetus1143 3 роки тому +29

      wholesome guy everyone should appreciate

    • @HeliPadUSA
      @HeliPadUSA 3 роки тому +11

      @@heyyoutroll5070 stealing this - that's hilarious

    • @itwasselfdefenseofficer3668
      @itwasselfdefenseofficer3668 3 роки тому +7

      Bruh I would be the Russian that’s just annoying the Patriotic Guys XD

  • @gnomecaveira1490
    @gnomecaveira1490 Рік тому +16

    You also forgot the guy who goes there with crazy guns and asks everyone else if they want to shoot them😆🤣 they're like polar opposites to the can I shoot it guy.
    They still make you uncomfortable sometimes but it's better to be asked if you want to shoot their guns than if they can burn all your ammo

    • @StupidBadyXD
      @StupidBadyXD Рік тому +1

      Met that guy the other day. Pretty awesome, I didn’t really shoot his guns, cuz I feel bad to ruin his gun, but I try the trigger and grip.

    • @jonathancole5179
      @jonathancole5179 Рік тому

      @Connect me👉♱①⑥①⑨⑤①②③⓪⑦② Bot, and I don't say that just because of a disagreement like many people do. This is literally a programmed random bot.

    • @EazyTheRecon
      @EazyTheRecon Рік тому

      This is me

  • @Vauksel
    @Vauksel 4 роки тому +870

    I'm the "I'm just so happy to be here because I'm Australian and we don't have cool guns" type.

    • @callumleslie1680
      @callumleslie1680 4 роки тому +15

      Yeah literally there is only one range that's public access and the most they offer is a 357 magnum rifle

    • @James_Sovereign
      @James_Sovereign 4 роки тому +4

      @@callumleslie1680 get a licence and buy your own cool guns. I just bought a SIG P320-M17 to add to the collection, haven't picked it up yet but it's going to be awesome.

    • @callumleslie1680
      @callumleslie1680 4 роки тому +1

      James Howitt alright sure thing I'll let you know how it goes

    • @NathanGrass
      @NathanGrass 4 роки тому +2

      Those are my favorite types to see at or bring to the range.

    • @Sock659
      @Sock659 4 роки тому +4

      At least your country made one cool gun. Glock 9mm.

  • @g-manchanel1710
    @g-manchanel1710 4 роки тому +465

    "The Hipsters like CZ guns"
    *angry slavic noise

    • @cptcaveman26
      @cptcaveman26 4 роки тому +8

      G-Man Chanel hipsters have to ruin everything 😝 I learnt to shoot with a cz and got me 3 club titles in my division with that little sucker

    • @JamieR2077
      @JamieR2077 4 роки тому +22

      Yeah I felt personally attacked by the cz part especially

    • @Zorark129
      @Zorark129 4 роки тому +7

      Found the hipster

    • @JN1-506
      @JN1-506 4 роки тому +6

      #CZmasterrace

    • @johngunson5083
      @johngunson5083 4 роки тому +2

      Sheepishly raises hand... I rent the p10c. And my groups are tight.

  • @ajbalancedbreakfast8368
    @ajbalancedbreakfast8368 3 роки тому +165

    "Hipster types LOVE CZ pistols"
    I feel called out lmao

    • @Milehighsnake98
      @Milehighsnake98 3 роки тому +6

      As a hipster or a CZ lover?

    • @michalsupej8380
      @michalsupej8380 3 роки тому +4

      ...or Czech patriots 😁

    • @MisoElEven
      @MisoElEven 3 роки тому +1

      Well some of us are just patriotic Czechs/Slovaks.. also the feel of nationalism when I see someone with a grand power pistol (though that doesnt happen nearly as often as I would like, the damn thing has a rotating barrel its pretty epic lul)

    • @foxhound1135
      @foxhound1135 3 роки тому +2

      Found him! Found the hipster with good taste in guns

    • @bquick80
      @bquick80 3 роки тому +1

      Me too!! Lol I love CZ but 100% not a hipster! 🤣

  • @Scotty-nc5bl
    @Scotty-nc5bl 8 місяців тому +2

    This never gets old! LOL!

  • @joeyclark6125
    @joeyclark6125 6 років тому +124

    “His groupings look like the before picture of a proactive commercial” IM DEAD 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ratlawd
    @ratlawd 7 років тому +3043

    I was expecting a "guy who played cod once and thinks he knows everything about guns" person

    • @crab7252
      @crab7252 7 років тому +2

      luna I know

    • @torgotorgenson3177
      @torgotorgenson3177 7 років тому +73

      no one laments the fate of our COD veterans. when will they get a monument?

    • @eatme982
      @eatme982 7 років тому +147

      Interestingly, people who play shooters avidly tend to have a better aim then the general populace, excluding of course those who are trained in firearms.

    • @samurai20675
      @samurai20675 7 років тому +1

      don't worry you'll probably see that to

    • @thegoldencaulk2742
      @thegoldencaulk2742 7 років тому +47

      CoD players wouldn't go to the range

  • @jonmapa0077
    @jonmapa0077 6 років тому +2474

    You forgot
    the kid sitting in the corner waiting for his dad to finish shooting so he can go home and play ROBLOX on the xbox

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 6 років тому +41

      Roblox is on mobile now...

    • @jonmapa0077
      @jonmapa0077 6 років тому +22

      @@hazeltree7738 i know i just usually play on the xbox

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 6 років тому +5

      @@jonmapa0077 Ah okay

    • @Stynkyappel
      @Stynkyappel 6 років тому +3

      @@hazeltree7738 It's on pc, mac, xbox, and mobile

    • @luckyg1163
      @luckyg1163 6 років тому +27

      so its u
      @@jonmapa0077

  • @kyrylooale8320
    @kyrylooale8320 5 років тому +1541

    I'm the "impossible to own a gun in my country" guy 😂

    • @zaboi007
      @zaboi007 5 років тому +15

      Same

    • @benchmarkthis
      @benchmarkthis 5 років тому +9

      Me too!

    • @bassaholicpong
      @bassaholicpong 5 років тому +72

      I'm the"Going to a range to shoot a box of bullet cost me a quarter of my monthly salary" guy.

    • @mell0wjell0w58
      @mell0wjell0w58 5 років тому +19

      I’m that I don’t live in America guy

    • @JustSumGuy01
      @JustSumGuy01 5 років тому +15

      Ah, you mean the tourist. There's a huge market for those guys actually

  • @agui0011
    @agui0011 5 років тому +496

    Guy 'That brings every gun he owns to the range.'

    • @livecatgrenades
      @livecatgrenades 5 років тому +7

      heh I try to be that guy..... but I was without a range for a bit. but now? I got one again so I'll be this guy...with my pistols at least.

    • @captainprice9455
      @captainprice9455 5 років тому +2

      SPARTACUS_SPQR im not gonna like leave it at 69

    • @digitalpilot6854
      @digitalpilot6854 4 роки тому +1

      Dude this is so me. It's hard for me to only choose a couple to bring lol

    • @ChimkenNuggers
      @ChimkenNuggers 4 роки тому +4

      I am definitely that guy, but I only own one gun hahaha

    • @jsmith8725
      @jsmith8725 4 роки тому +2

      I'm that guy

  • @dreydinaplays8489
    @dreydinaplays8489 5 років тому +381

    It took me up until wifey to realize that it was the same dude acting the other personalities at the gun range-

  • @jixyrover1759
    @jixyrover1759 Рік тому +14

    Last time I was at the range there was a slightly older couple next to me and my grandpa. They noticed that I was struggling with loading bullets on the mag of the glock I was using. The guy offered to let me use his mag loading device and then was talking to my grandpa and I about the guns we were using. We talked about how I didn’t enjoy shooting that glock and they said the ladies gun she was using was perfect for someone like me and told me to try it. I shot a few bullets and liked the gun better. They gave me a list of guns to look at when buying my own and when we left they gave me the ammo loader tool. I felt pretty bad about shooting some of their ammo and offered some in exchange but they said they were happy to get young girls into shooting more and left. Honestly really sweet couple

  • @patonkendall8197
    @patonkendall8197 4 роки тому +898

    "No full auto in buildings!"
    "This isn't full auto..."
    "Thats not full auto?"
    "No... this is BURRRRRR."

    • @robertthomas5906
      @robertthomas5906 4 роки тому +3

      I have a mini-14 semi though it'll sound like full auto to you if you're there. Bummer is I can burn up ammo fast!

    • @proloftz
      @proloftz 4 роки тому +7

      Bwahaha...I've gotten a chuckle from that vid too!

    • @masterenos
      @masterenos 4 роки тому +2

      "NO RAPID FIRE!!!!!!!!"

    • @SilverrulezGaming
      @SilverrulezGaming 4 роки тому +3

      What a callback lmao

    • @DudeInOhio85
      @DudeInOhio85 3 роки тому +1

      Airsoft is gey af

  • @raptorshootingsystems3379
    @raptorshootingsystems3379 3 роки тому +855

    You have to add “The Gamer” - the young guy who has built their dream AR carbine with infrared and visible lasers, 1500 lumen light, flip away magnifier for their Eotech, bipod, forward grip, multi color cerakote and laser engravings to only spend their time hammering away at 5 to 10 yards usually dressed like the younger relative of the poser.

    • @garythornbury9793
      @garythornbury9793 3 роки тому +54

      thats like a cheap car with expensive rims and audio system, and the windows are down because they can't afford to have the a/c fixed.

    • @anned8634
      @anned8634 3 роки тому +17

      I am the 70 year old navy shooting team guy with the old M1 Garand with the scout scope. bi pod and high tec muzzle brake that rings the 12 inch gong plate 98%+ of the time at 600 yards.
      When the AR guys can not hit it 50% of the time.
      with the muzzle brake the AR guys know not to setup right next to me.

    • @melvinsfan
      @melvinsfan 3 роки тому +10

      @@anned8634 You have not spent a lot of time around Marines have you?

    • @justherebro
      @justherebro 3 роки тому +10

      Lmao did you just describe yourself? And 5, 10, 15 yards is normal. Who tf is trying to shoot someone beyond that in a self defense situation?

    • @the_Wolf_directly
      @the_Wolf_directly 3 роки тому +2

      Hey now, I use an lpvo and an offset rds like John wick.

  • @michaelespinoza3726
    @michaelespinoza3726 5 років тому +459

    I'm the "Don't bother me. I'm shooting." Type

    • @javijah6583
      @javijah6583 5 років тому +4

      Michael Espinoza yup.

    • @michaelmason1986
      @michaelmason1986 5 років тому +4

      me too

    • @wonderloaf
      @wonderloaf 5 років тому +5

      Same here, in the range is shooting, not talking time. If i want to socialise I'll do it in the social area.

    • @1LORENZOUTUBE
      @1LORENZOUTUBE 5 років тому +3

      Same thing when I go to the gym; not there to socialize!

    • @kylejimenez367
      @kylejimenez367 5 років тому +3

      definitely me. lol

  • @George.Coleman
    @George.Coleman Рік тому +1

    The Saftey Violator fills me with so much disgust and rage like I couldn't possibly resent them more.

  • @pearceboit7593
    @pearceboit7593 6 років тому +458

    The veteran dad bringing his 15 year old son and constantly lecturing him about safety
    That's my dad and I

    • @wills1110
      @wills1110 6 років тому +31

      Safety is improtant, its good to get it stuck into you

    • @BerettaM9USAF
      @BerettaM9USAF 6 років тому +27

      My son turns 15 tomorrow 12/9...Im a USAF SP veteran and I started working with my son on firearms training when he was just 3. I started with taking the mystery out of guns, I focused on safety, safety and yes MORE safety. How serious of an instrument a firearm is. He learned how to take them apart, clean, oil and assemble. We worked with snap-caps and troubleshooting every possible failure situation with them. Then at about age 5-6 we worked with a Co2 pellet firearm...and yes we treated it just like a traditional firearm that fired actual rounds. At 7 he finally made it to the range for live fire for the first time with the custom Ruger 10/22 we started building a couple of years before. Fast forward eight more years and he is rock solid, focused and safety aware..I often get complements at the range on how he acts. He is proficient in many platforms we own and he helped me train his little sister who is 2 years younger when she showed interest in the sport. He was even man-enough to admit that she is more of a 'natural' shooter than he is [was at the same age]. That shows humility that a lot of us adults dont have. I'm proud of him and despite being in his teen years we are still close; though I currently only get one-word answers out of him which is odd b/c just a few years ago this kid would talk your ear off...

    • @Likosak
      @Likosak 6 років тому +7

      @@BerettaM9USAF Oh thats awasome. Don't worry, he'll change. Its just matter of 2-3 years. I was the same too. More worried about chasing skirts than talking to my parents. But it'll sattle down.

    • @edwardmckever8029
      @edwardmckever8029 6 років тому +1

      Lmao same we just went yesterday 🤣

    • @theundisputablegamer508
      @theundisputablegamer508 5 років тому +1

      That’s my dad but instead of fifteen it was at eight lol

  • @fletchermiller3385
    @fletchermiller3385 5 років тому +1029

    What about the WWll veteran that has all the old guns and is really accurate

    • @dustinakadustin
      @dustinakadustin 5 років тому +120

      Sets up pictures of Nazis as targets.

    • @somelifelessdude4491
      @somelifelessdude4491 5 років тому +55

      @@dustinakadustin "take that fritz hehe"

    • @codystoddard274
      @codystoddard274 5 років тому +20

      Hey man that’s funny and all just those vets went through hell so respect em thanks

    • @giant.stephs
      @giant.stephs 5 років тому +2

      Funny but insaulting

    • @Theo9.8
      @Theo9.8 5 років тому +38

      @@giant.stephs How is that insulting? Saying that they are accurate, so what?

  • @FenderFingers72
    @FenderFingers72 7 років тому +145

    I'm the most scary type of all, a normal person just enjoying the range.

    • @Brimwald
      @Brimwald 7 років тому +2

      So you're wifey, but you can't shoot as well as her?

    • @Brimwald
      @Brimwald 7 років тому

      Nickhead87 I was referring to the type of person Colion was talking about, not LaSorte's caricature. Besides his was a joke, but I get what you're saying

    • @Brimwald
      @Brimwald 7 років тому

      You're good. Don't sweat it

  • @Lightning77AThiker
    @Lightning77AThiker 8 місяців тому +1

    I took a coworker one time to an outdoor range , and he went nuts shooting at everything but the target. Started to wonder if I was going to have to defend myself.

  • @prod.bycamcortez8028
    @prod.bycamcortez8028 3 роки тому +231

    i didn’t realize until “wifey” that it was the same person 😂😂

  • @fishin4bogey
    @fishin4bogey 4 роки тому +193

    Did my concealed class at a local range outside Austin. Every single one of those guys was there!!

    • @Celestial_Wing
      @Celestial_Wing 4 роки тому +7

      Please tell me the unsafe idiot failed

    • @chocolatte6157
      @chocolatte6157 4 роки тому +8

      Ken James ... my son got married in Austin literally yesterday at Canyonwood Ridge Wedding and Events venue. Trivia......... I got out of the hospital a couple days ago following back surgery, my left leg is mostly paralyzed, I’m fighting 2 types of cancer, and I live in PA, so I did not make the wedding - sadly. But my wonderful wife went and held her cell phone to the microphone so I could toast the bride and groom. My son cried (joy) and so did I. I’m the guy at the range who loves his family sooo much.

    • @nihilum2869
      @nihilum2869 4 роки тому +1

      @@chocolatte6157 Keep it up dude!

    • @joshuaavila9710
      @joshuaavila9710 4 роки тому +1

      Where at "the range"? Or are you talking about reds?

    • @dylankelly6084
      @dylankelly6084 4 роки тому

      Which one were u

  • @Antunes762
    @Antunes762 6 років тому +1124

    8: the guy who thinks he knows how to shoot a gun bc he plays FPSGames.

    • @GoodOlTazzy
      @GoodOlTazzy 6 років тому +53

      That's actually 50% because you can still learn a lot just by playing games.

    • @Antunes762
      @Antunes762 6 років тому +12

      @@GoodOlTazzy The Guns i am 100% Totally going to be able to reload at first try, are The Normal Pistols
      Ex:
      Glock 18
      .50
      M1911
      etc.

    • @bsasports3992
      @bsasports3992 6 років тому +15

      @T4zZ3r I’m pretty sure that gaming is not at all going to help you shoot

    • @Jay84476
      @Jay84476 6 років тому +34

      as a gamer this infuriates me cause i know people that play games and are like "yeah guns are piss easy" ask them if they have ever shot and are like "
      naaaah no need i play csgo" fucking tools

    • @zamalkawy4618
      @zamalkawy4618 6 років тому +5

      @@Jay84476 fuck you

  • @mikejudge4082
    @mikejudge4082 Рік тому +2

    I‘m the „Anti-Social“. Going to the range to shoot without talking to any others. Just relax, focus, fire, going home…

  • @kunaldeo9679
    @kunaldeo9679 4 роки тому +98

    "If you give him a bolt action, he'll rapid fire that too"
    *Le carries a Lee Enfield in the next day*

  • @Solderpro_1
    @Solderpro_1 4 роки тому +123

    Shooting hat with a curve so perfect they teach college courses about it LOL!!!

    • @Jorge-125
      @Jorge-125 4 роки тому

      I know right 😂 Plus a lot of jokes I've never heard of.

  • @Bordz_92
    @Bordz_92 7 років тому +525

    "The curve so perfect they teach college courses about it" hahaha

    • @mikethemaniac1
      @mikethemaniac1 7 років тому

      _Bordz_ Can I say I literally hate people who wear oakley's to indoor ranges? I think I can. They ALWAYS, without fail, bitch and moan about how they can't see their sights. Then they act like YOU'RE the fucktard when you tell them it's because of their douchey sunglasses at a dim ass indoor range. I will literally chance it with the safety violator before I volunteer to deal with those tards.

    • @bluefg2197
      @bluefg2197 6 років тому

      Just that one guy who doesn't know what he's doing...

  • @johndoe-xy4xq
    @johndoe-xy4xq 2 роки тому

    The guy in the next booth shooting a hand cannon. Even with the best ear protection, it stills rings my ear every time he shoots.

  • @BIGxBOSSxx1
    @BIGxBOSSxx1 6 років тому +68

    "His groupings look like the before picture of a proactive commercial" LMAO holy shit that might be the best burn i've ever heard

    • @peterjonas1545
      @peterjonas1545 6 років тому

      Probably the 'after' picture as well......

  • @wwellgrid
    @wwellgrid 3 роки тому +531

    You left out the completely capable and focused “just want to stay sharp” guy who only shoots 100rounds at a time pausing between every 5 rounds to analyze his groupings. In and out in 40 minutes. No chit chat, no showing off and no apologies for what they’re shooting.

    • @gorilladoc34
      @gorilladoc34 3 роки тому +48

      Same here, I don't shoot for competitive sport or fun or therapy to clear my head. I have a motorcycle for fun ;) I try to hit the range once or twice a month to keep my skills up, nothing more. It's business, not pleasure. I came to put in work, not f around or chat people up. I carry everyday and I take it as a serious responsibility.

    • @justherebro
      @justherebro 3 роки тому +3

      Me.

    • @Steryon
      @Steryon 3 роки тому +3

      Hey, that's me!

    • @jamiesnack
      @jamiesnack 3 роки тому +35

      the humblebrag in these comments are great lmao

    • @shawnsmith1439
      @shawnsmith1439 3 роки тому +4

      That’s me. I track my groupings on a spreadsheet. Compete against myself!

  • @theTenthlife
    @theTenthlife 7 років тому +542

    This is hilariously accurate. The best "wifey" I saw was a woman about seventy dressed like my grandmother who had a .22 Ruger Mark 3. Very average looking woman, but I swear to god she could have hit a mosquito in flight with that thing. Someday I hope to be as awesome as you, frumpy old lady.

    • @mustardgas4000
      @mustardgas4000 7 років тому +10

      lol

    • @edwardwest200
      @edwardwest200 7 років тому +3

      I like your name and wish you luck on your challenge. +1 sub^

    • @occamsrazor1285
      @occamsrazor1285 7 років тому +4

      Here's one more subscription, sir :)

    • @biker932012
      @biker932012 7 років тому +3

      So basically Granny from Beverly hillbillies.

    • @logankalvig3847
      @logankalvig3847 7 років тому

      That was me what's up carl

  • @kaox44
    @kaox44 2 роки тому +2

    I'm the 10th TYPE called "Flexer". I take ALL 25 guns to the range....and only shoot one 22lr to flex.

  • @JOEMAMA-us1rn
    @JOEMAMA-us1rn 3 роки тому +419

    Don’t forget the guy who just shows up to the range to sight in his rifle with 3 shots and leaves right after

    • @TheTexanInfidel
      @TheTexanInfidel 3 роки тому +41

      Sometimes that’s all it takes ;) if you know what you’re doing and what MOA is you’re good lol

    • @MScotty90
      @MScotty90 3 роки тому +115

      You’ve inspired me to do something. I’m going to go to a range, take forever to get set up and ready to go, spend several minutes aiming at the target, then take one shot and go home. Maybe with a handgun.

    • @GabrielCarvv
      @GabrielCarvv 3 роки тому +24

      @@MScotty90 That'd be hilarious.

    • @krystaltv2373
      @krystaltv2373 3 роки тому +3

      @@MScotty90 yes

    • @myitbos1335
      @myitbos1335 3 роки тому +1

      @@MScotty90 What? Did you just scare yourself?

  • @patricklewis8766
    @patricklewis8766 7 років тому +1611

    He looked way to comfortable in that wig 😂

    • @steveh9436
      @steveh9436 7 років тому +30

      Patrick Lewis
      Yea...what's up with that. Gotta admit he looked pretty good....Wellllll maybe after 6 beers. 😃 Good 🎥

    • @chancepaladin
      @chancepaladin 7 років тому +7

      He puts it on and instantly starts making kissy duck-faces at everyone! lol

    • @brennanbennett6349
      @brennanbennett6349 7 років тому +10

      LaSorte was having too much fun

    • @Brimwald
      @Brimwald 7 років тому +1

      How did he get LaSorte into that dress? lol

    • @brennanbennett6349
      @brennanbennett6349 7 років тому

      Greg Mason
      Probably his idea lol

  • @Jackmaxusmarr1512
    @Jackmaxusmarr1512 5 років тому +48

    As a range officer, mr rapid fire is very useful when trying to close the range early

  • @Cody_2914
    @Cody_2914 Рік тому +3

    I've worked at Range USA for about 4 months. I have seen every single one of these in the first week, being an RSO for a company that encourages new firearm users to go to a range without any sort of educations besides a waiver and safety instructions on the wall. By the time they read that, they already committed a violation that could've killed me or someone else

  • @chrisseger2346
    @chrisseger2346 4 роки тому +174

    "Wifey" is pretty much my mother. She's an instructor, I'd laugh if someone approached her like that. 😂

    • @Xannyphantom905
      @Xannyphantom905 3 роки тому +8

      your mother is from a different time. she can probably arm wrestle too

    • @SuperLadyDanger
      @SuperLadyDanger 3 роки тому +6

      The “wifey” made me laugh and think of the very experienced female officers and soldiers I know who (at least pre-COVID) also sometimes do, “range time then brunch” on the weekends.

    • @garygrant91
      @garygrant91 3 роки тому +2

      Wifey is the aunt of the Colonel's Daughter. At family get togethers, these two show the men how it is done.

  • @Phenomenal-oc1xo
    @Phenomenal-oc1xo 4 роки тому +50

    "Their grouping looks like the before picture of a Pro-Active commercial."
    - I damn near died when I heard this 🤣

  • @joeanderson3660
    @joeanderson3660 5 років тому +388

    I’m the worried...”is the guy in the lane next to me a psycho killer that’s gonna unload on everyone here” guy

    • @ciphergalm1174
      @ciphergalm1174 5 років тому +42

      that would be the dumbest place to do such a thing given all the other places someone could go

    • @Lucky-cr4pm
      @Lucky-cr4pm 5 років тому +20

      psycho killers aren’t that dumb lol

    • @kaiung7542
      @kaiung7542 4 роки тому +18

      Yeah, unloading inside of the range is a death sentence/suicide.

    • @jerseyjackrabbit2829
      @jerseyjackrabbit2829 4 роки тому +7

      met one of those. i have these electronic earphones that extra sensitive and it picked up the guy next to my lane whispering "you like that huh, take this, you like that??" over and over again that it made me uncomfortable i had to move lanes. i did like his pistol though, it look like a custom bear revolver with cuts in barrel. he showed it off alittle too much before shooting

    • @theboominghypes2521
      @theboominghypes2521 4 роки тому +1

      Andrsn Films that’s such a bad idea as there is people who has guns there too

  • @danielhaire6677
    @danielhaire6677 2 роки тому +1

    You forgot the "Professional" shooter. I am not talking shooting competitors but the cops and soldiers/servicemen who learned shooting (or refined their shooting) in the military or law enforcement and go to the range to practice more and enjoy shooting in a non-work environment. These guys are usually, polite, focused and helpful if asked for advice.

  • @chewy3990
    @chewy3990 5 років тому +953

    You missing 1.
    John wick

    • @CreamyPiez69
      @CreamyPiez69 5 років тому +47

      If you see him...you're already dead

    • @ClassicaI
      @ClassicaI 5 років тому +9

      Brings a ruler to the range and prefects everything and then his ruler becomes a weapon more powerful than a nuke

    • @MysticRose777
      @MysticRose777 5 років тому +4

      @Morgan Schodlatz no buisness in the continental.

    • @juststuff9796
      @juststuff9796 5 років тому +4

      John wicks range is wherever he is in a firefight

    • @day99988
      @day99988 5 років тому +1

      Cloud9 Samqtpie the guy who throws pencils

  • @justaguyx9161
    @justaguyx9161 6 років тому +242

    I'm the "Dont bother me while I'm shooting, dont talk to me, I dont need your advice, NO I dont give free lessons, and NO you cant shoot my guns" type.

    • @hightide829
      @hightide829 6 років тому +13

      JustaGuyx91 so basically you’re the “ get out of my bay before I pump you with lead”

    • @hurmadaphadil3403
      @hurmadaphadil3403 5 років тому

      Usually i just go rapid and say WHAT I CANT HEAR YOU

    • @TDavid-zq9fz
      @TDavid-zq9fz 5 років тому

      dido

    • @nic615
      @nic615 5 років тому

      What to do to them "Go away or I'll fill your guts with led"

    • @justaguyx9161
      @justaguyx9161 5 років тому +2

      @@hightide829 No, just the STFU and get back to your own bay type.

  • @Nothing-zw3yd
    @Nothing-zw3yd 4 роки тому +210

    If I go to the outdoor range, I'm Mr. Rapid Fire because there usually isn't anyone else there. If I go to an indoor range, I mind my own business, take my time, and quietly pack up and leave when I'm done. If I see someone with a gun I'm interested in, I might politely ask about it, but never ask to shoot it or even hold it, and keep the conversation as short as possible. Ranges aren't a place to have a cavalier attitude about *anything*.

    • @junkyardwillie8320
      @junkyardwillie8320 4 роки тому +38

      I’m usually the same way. I don’t feel comfortable asking to shoot peoples guns, and I will admit a large part of it is my introverted personality, but I was at the range a while back and the dude in the lane next to me had an M1 Garand. That’s the only exception I ever made. I had to ask, I just had to, I might not ever come across one of those again. The second thing I would never do is fire a full mag, or in this case, a clip. I asked for permission to do this because not only can I not pass up the chance to shoot one of these rifles, but I couldn’t pass up the chance to get that sexy ping on the last shot. I even offered to pay the guy a bit for the eight rounds of 30-06 which he adamantly refused. Overall, it was a great experience, and he was very generous, and I, a grown man was practically suppressing giggles and grinning ear to ear like I was five years old and it was Christmas morning

    • @Nothing-zw3yd
      @Nothing-zw3yd 4 роки тому +13

      @@junkyardwillie8320 That's AWESOME! I probably would have quietly bought a box of .30-06 and brought it back into him after, just as payment for the experience. Lucky!

    • @Eray-fy5bz
      @Eray-fy5bz 4 роки тому +2

      👏👍

    • @niccadoodles
      @niccadoodles 3 роки тому

      @@junkyardwillie8320 My father n law just got a 100% mint M1 Garand from his father for $800. I am bleeding with jealousy.

  • @BIGCHIVES4
    @BIGCHIVES4 Рік тому +1

    I know this is a serious video but some of the people you’re projecting. This is funny as hell.😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kadenschellenberg1927
    @kadenschellenberg1927 5 років тому +846

    I’m the “shoots an airsoft gun in his backyard” guys

    • @plasmaticlmao
      @plasmaticlmao 5 років тому +3

      I think you mean spring BB gun

    • @kadenschellenberg1927
      @kadenschellenberg1927 5 років тому +18

      nope I mean a full on blowback airsoft gun

    • @TTV_niekske
      @TTV_niekske 5 років тому +3

      That’s me as well bro😂

    • @plasmaticlmao
      @plasmaticlmao 5 років тому +2

      Shellburger Vlogs boi you look 11 I don’t think you can have those

    • @TTV_niekske
      @TTV_niekske 5 років тому +1

      ツplasma why the fuck not I live in the Netherlands and I have one or two or maybe a little more than that😂

  • @shadowdawg04
    @shadowdawg04 5 років тому +229

    "With a hat curved so perfectly they're teaching college classes about it..." Damn near spit out my drink! 😀😉😎

    • @thefirststrike
      @thefirststrike 5 років тому +2

      Yeah that was a good line.

    • @LastBastian
      @LastBastian 5 років тому +3

      That was a proper curve. The video host could learn a thing or two. haha....

    • @indeed7289
      @indeed7289 5 років тому +4

      that feel when you were in the Army for 8 years and you only just found out wearing a curved cap with Oakley's outside of the military is cringy

    • @SirGalaEd
      @SirGalaEd 5 років тому

      Classic!

  • @mountendew
    @mountendew 5 років тому +163

    I’m the guy that just wants to shoot and be left alone.

  • @keeslover777
    @keeslover777 Рік тому +10

    I got a story for you guys: I was at the range and was practicing quick mag changes. For this exercise, I only load 3-6 rounds in each of my 4 mags, and I will, at times, load a randomly empty casing to practice jams.
    I then put the mags (G19) behind my back and mix them up.
    I put the extra mags in various places, such as my mag holsters and front pocket, in the ready position.
    So I'm shooting and dropping mags on the floor when the SRO comes up, looks at me and said, "Oh! It's you! How's the shooting?"
    I said, "Good, I'm just practicing quick mag changes."
    He looks at me and says, "I figured, but another shooter complained because he said you were dropping magazines on the floor. I KNOW you're a safe shooter, so no worries."
    LMAO!!!!!

  • @abhie700
    @abhie700 7 років тому +278

    And that old lady who shoots half of her rounds into your target LOL.

    • @Numantino312
      @Numantino312 7 років тому +15

      or the lady who is simply an elderly version of the wifey; dearly misses the departed husband who was sniper in ww2, korea, and vietnam

    • @LewisBowels
      @LewisBowels 7 років тому +12

      Had that once. Had my target at 25yrds as well as them. Needless to say, her grouping was...scary in a good way. Ten rounds within a half inch group. When she realized it, she said sorry and I told her "I feel sorry for the SOB that tries messing with you."

    • @fizzco3373
      @fizzco3373 7 років тому +2

      LiveForAmerica 963 Not at all. If it happens at all then it is usually kids who accidently shoot the other target. The olds know that they're doing

    • @rjw261984
      @rjw261984 6 років тому

      A women hit the deflectors on the ceiling in my CCW class. It was her first day ever shooting a handgun. I figured more people would have practiced ahead of time since you have to "qualify" with a handgun.

    • @bsgfan1
      @bsgfan1 6 років тому

      Stay in your fucking lane _SUSAN_