Sometimes it hits me just how crazy it is that Ephemeral Rift has no clue who I am... but his videos have become a huge part of my life over the past few years. He truly is an outstanding content creator.
Timpstams for those using mobile. 00:00:00 Intro / premise 00:04:30 Stock requisition form 00:13:06 Saw blade 00:17:22 2x4 00:21:20 Boot knife 00:24:15 Pipe 00:28:09 Nails 00:31:36 Stamina cocktail & poison 00:35:10 Air bag 00:39:39 Antiseptic 00:43:18 Growler 00:48:18 Beer bottle 00:51:29 Rag 00:54:54 Lighter 00:58:28 Lighter fluid 01:01:20 Polystyrene 01:04:09 Alarm clock 01:06:36 Scanner / receiver 01:11:20 Matches 01:12:27 Can 01:17:35 Kerosene 01:21:26 Gas can 01:26:18 Closing shop & fade-out Edit: I have never gotten this many likes so quickly before, and if I may quote Gone with the Wind: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." Um, thanks I suppose. I hadn't the slightest that there were many folks who use mobile instead of, well, non-mobile. Well bugger that what do I know.
*you can tell he cares alot about the videos alot because of the subtle sounds he adds like the N.E.R.O chopper blades that occasionally come by in the background*
Hey, ER! Random idea for a video: "Knocking on Your Door" where there is a door on one side of the shot, and you on the other, perhaps in character (death knocking?) gently knocking and whispering the reasons they should open the door for you. Maybe brushing/tapping the door with different objects
I mean, to be fair, you kind of look like St. John. The Baptist that is. Also cheers for uploading *90* minutes of ASMR, that's dedication right there and we thank you for it greatly.
I’ve been playing it for the first time through - I can’t seem to stop playing it lol. The gameplay itself like the missions get a little repetitive, but clearly that hasn’t done enough to get me to stop haha.
Finally, a character that narrates his life more than Deacon does. Also, how the hell do bounty collectors differentiate the types of ears drifters bring in?
@@xxaidenxx_2298 I think it's just to prove that you can get paid like a.... I can't find. Comparison.... You prove that you killed one but taking is ear...
I personally enjoy how angry deek gets. Very rarely has it put me off the vibe of whatever im doing at that time. I also know him mostly from force unleashed tho, so I was kinda already expecting him to be in that mode
E.R. You are one seriously talented and dedicated guy. Your videos are top quality, nice and lengthy, and with such a crazy variety! There’s no way I could even be able to watch all your videos all the way through! Keep it up man, you’re the best
The constant light tapping throughout (idk how long it goes on for i was not awake to find out) paired with your soothing voice made me doze off so easily, it felt like i was being hypnotized god damn
Masaki1334 every one said I was stupid to sleep with a knife now I know I’m not the only one who gets anxious I mean seriously what happens when the elf’s come and naw at my ankles I’m not gonna have a gun under my pillow
You are literally the only asmr youtuber that can genuinely trigger the tingles for me. I experienced asmr my whole life and never knew what it was until I found your video of Corvus diagnosing a watermelon a few years ago. I had never experienced such intense tingles in my life, you seriously have impacted my life in a significant way. Thanks man. Love from Rochester, NY.
Thanks dude, I've really been having a hard time in life the past little while and I've been watching your video's daily to just tune out for a bit. Thank you.
holy shit the intro with the clipboard was so realistic with the sound, it scared me. I had just come back from watching really old asmr videos with not the best sound quality, then I came to this, and I thought something was scratching my bed. Damn, audio tech has advanced.
I woulda loved it if there was a mechanic where you could build your own camp. That'd be real fun Also I just finished days gone today. That game was great.
"Ohhhh! Petrol cans! Hey, I need petrol cans!" She excitedly though, before she realised she was thinking of her character in Fallout 4. The idiot was glad it was an ASMR video so she could fall asleep before realising how massively obsessed she was. Is. Thanks for the video Rifters. You're ace of diamonds 😊😊
Tingle overload warning!! Ps: i really enjoyed this it made me feel very immersed and I actually felt extremely bad for your character talking about how he lost his family i almost cried Great asmr 10/10
I never thought I'd be the guy to be irritated that someone wasn't uploading daily but I think I've pretty much seen every ER video and I get sad when I don't have a new one for going to sleep each night ahaha
1:19:21 Fell asleep to a plague doctor, woke up to this. GLORIOUS KEROSENE! MAY THIS EXPLOSIVE FLUID BURN DOWN YOUR ENEMIES HOMES AND WREAK HAVOC UPON THOSE WHO HAVE WRONGED YOU!
Rmsa= people screaming, making the loudest sounds , making your day the worst. Asmr= people whispering, making the silent sounds, maiking your day good
"Hey, ER! Random idea for a video: "Knocking on Your Door" where there is a door on one side of the shot, and you on the other, perhaps in character (death knocking?) gently knocking and whispering the reasons they should open the door for you. Maybe brushing/tapping the door with different objects." I like this idea
He looks like John Wick if he retired in his mid 30's and forever lived a quiet life in Toronto. Each tap he makes on an object triggers the many gunshots in his mind that were used to take lives.. Yeah i know this got dark but fuck it you kept reading so i guess you were interested.
The top of your head is invisible...?? Neat special effect!! Seriously, thanks for helping me sleep every night. My insomnia has been terrible lately and your videos are really effective :)
Sometimes it hits me just how crazy it is that Ephemeral Rift has no clue who I am... but his videos have become a huge part of my life over the past few years. He truly is an outstanding content creator.
Skyler Paderick who are you?
U r so rite.
@@pjzombies8320 Damn, you got me.
@@Skypriv Caught red handed
MR AMERICA Noooo
This is the average length of a freaking movie you see released in theatres. Am I about to watch a Ephemeral Rift movie? You’re god damned right I am.
Were in for a treat my friend
Oh yea
It's funny because I just got back from a movie and now im essentially watching another
@@Kobraman35 this past week I've watched John wick 3 3 times.
Uncrowned King not all three in order, just the first one over and over again
Timpstams for those using mobile.
00:00:00 Intro / premise
00:04:30 Stock requisition form
00:13:06 Saw blade
00:17:22 2x4
00:21:20 Boot knife
00:24:15 Pipe
00:28:09 Nails
00:31:36 Stamina cocktail & poison
00:35:10 Air bag
00:39:39 Antiseptic
00:43:18 Growler
00:48:18 Beer bottle
00:51:29 Rag
00:54:54 Lighter
00:58:28 Lighter fluid
01:01:20 Polystyrene
01:04:09 Alarm clock
01:06:36 Scanner / receiver
01:11:20 Matches
01:12:27 Can
01:17:35 Kerosene
01:21:26 Gas can
01:26:18 Closing shop & fade-out
Edit: I have never gotten this many likes so quickly before, and if I may quote Gone with the Wind: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." Um, thanks I suppose. I hadn't the slightest that there were many folks who use mobile instead of, well, non-mobile. Well bugger that what do I know.
Yes. This. You.
Thank? You.
Great? Yes.
Hotel? Trivago.
Bob Veinne thanks!
😚💕 thanks for this
Well alright then, cheers.
*you can tell he cares alot about the videos alot because of the subtle sounds he adds like the N.E.R.O chopper blades that occasionally come by in the background*
He deserves more than a million subscribers
That PFP tho
Do you like frog?
Well he does have them now which is very cool
Hey, ER! Random idea for a video: "Knocking on Your Door" where there is a door on one side of the shot, and you on the other, perhaps in character (death knocking?) gently knocking and whispering the reasons they should open the door for you. Maybe brushing/tapping the door with different objects
So like, the intro to Comfortably Numb
Yes.
“Open up samurai, we have a city to burn”
@@boopsboops7692 in a calm soothing Keanu voice “ *open up samurai we have a city to burn* ”
Ngl this is prolly the most creative fan ASMR idea ive seen
**Play**
"All right... i think that should do it."
Indeed, Uncle E.
Hugs from Brazil!
please come to brazil*
Brasil*
*AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! BRAZIL!!!!!!!!*
Hugs
You go to Brazil
I mean, to be fair, you kind of look like St. John. The Baptist that is.
Also cheers for uploading *90* minutes of ASMR, that's dedication right there and we thank you for it greatly.
He looks more like Jon Paul The Pope
Pretty sure thats a joke in the game
Man that's *woke*
Me and the boys at three am looking for *Veena*
@James Hetfield Not even a little bit though
John Wick kills you with a root-beer scented Smencil [ASMR]
lolllllll
Go to Angelica asmr for that kinda asmr, it's lovely but too short to fall asleep to, mostly it's funny relaxing background noise
Funniest sh*t I’ve ever seen
That was genies video name
why can i see this happening
Days gone is such a good game, thank you for making a video with it as a theme :)
Yes
I’ve been playing it for the first time through - I can’t seem to stop playing it lol. The gameplay itself like the missions get a little repetitive, but clearly that hasn’t done enough to get me to stop haha.
An hour and a half ?!
Sometimes I just don't have the right words to tell you how much I thank you for this😢
Great blade!
He deserve 1000k😎👍🏻
well he already has 662k but it's really the thought that counts
@@helix7104 he ment 1 mil read it again
Finally, a character that narrates his life more than Deacon does.
Also, how the hell do bounty collectors differentiate the types of ears drifters bring in?
Lena Oxton yeah I don’t know probably blood testing or something
Ah ah the guy lick the ear and he's like..... Nah dood dat one is good
The real question is what the heck are they doing with those !?
@@xxaidenxx_2298 I think it's just to prove that you can get paid like a.... I can't find. Comparison.... You prove that you killed one but taking is ear...
@@Ashe2605 why not 😂
“No! Boozer... Gotta wait till your whole brother.”
“Ugh... alright just... kinda going stir crazy up here ya know? Out.”
He ain't ever gonna be whole again...
Really gotta HAND it to ya you really stuck out a ARM and a leg to find this quote
@@bubbaboi5 and he really went out on a *LIMB* with this quote
Oh I get it dang I really gotta HAND
It to you that was good
When I saw the title all I heard was, “NEED SOM COSTOM HARDWARE, WE HAVE A WORKBENCH FOR ALL YOUR MODIFICATIONS”
Jimm Bob oh yeah
Hi Arturo
HaCkEr BoT so your the new guy right?
Ghostin Neo it’s a fallout reference
Ah bethesda references... from the good games they made of course
Imagine if ASMR was the only way to make the zombies feel human again
Plot twist, it is
Is it not? I mean, I feel human again
in a way,it is. whenever i'm stressed i'm a husk of myself,and asmr brings me back to myself bc of relaxation
Imagine the zombies just chillin and suddenly they hear ASMR from the speakers
"Urgghhh wtf bob, my entire body-ishhhh tingling!"
"Wtffffffffff"
But would zombies really want to suffer from the human condition?
Saw the title and just got PTSD flashbacks of deacon screaming random shit all the time
I personally enjoy how angry deek gets. Very rarely has it put me off the vibe of whatever im doing at that time. I also know him mostly from force unleashed tho, so I was kinda already expecting him to be in that mode
@@hodjokosan I love it as well the voice acting is one of my favorite things about the game and I love both force unleashed games. It was 10/10 for me
Game 10/10
Channel 10/10
Video 10/10
Creator 10/10
Overall 1000000/10
YES! I love this game, so glad to see you make something in its universe. 🙌🏻
I need to play it
What game? I'm guessing Fallout but not sure.
@@Lexender Days Gone. New playstation game. Its really good
E.R. You are one seriously talented and dedicated guy. Your videos are top quality, nice and lengthy, and with such a crazy variety! There’s no way I could even be able to watch all your videos all the way through!
Keep it up man, you’re the best
ER I believe will be the reason for some one to actually come out with a ASMR movie, I think an ER ASMR movie would be hella good!
The constant light tapping throughout (idk how long it goes on for i was not awake to find out) paired with your soothing voice made me doze off so easily, it felt like i was being hypnotized god damn
Man... I love Days Gone so much. So underrated.
13:30 I like how he even added a helicopter sound - (The people who walked around in hazmat suits)
I have one of those knives as well. Very well made would recommend. Good to sleep with for protection and very low chance of cutting yourself. 10/10
Masaki1334 every one said I was stupid to sleep with a knife now I know I’m not the only one who gets anxious I mean seriously what happens when the elf’s come and naw at my ankles I’m not gonna have a gun under my pillow
@@twoslickfouryou5559 yeah man it really helps not gonna lie. When I hear things it's comforting to simply be able to. Unlatch my knife
Masaki1334 yeah your right when the gremlins under my bed start making noises it’s nice knowing I have a way to defend myself
@@twoslickfouryou5559 same but I don't have gremlins...just a dad.
I have knives and baseball bats in various locations of my room just in case
“Listen man i just need a bunch of growlers, rags, kerosene, and polystirene”
You are literally the only asmr youtuber that can genuinely trigger the tingles for me. I experienced asmr my whole life and never knew what it was until I found your video of Corvus diagnosing a watermelon a few years ago. I had never experienced such intense tingles in my life, you seriously have impacted my life in a significant way. Thanks man. Love from Rochester, NY.
You should do an John Wick ASMR
I've watched 3 3 times. I'm not lying....
I said the same thing in a earlier video lol I think that whould be an amazing role play for ER
Phoenician Sailor is actually doing one!! His ASMR is also very brilliant and unique. I highly recommend him. Also him and ER have colllabed before.
Ooh, he should be the weapons dealer with the fancy suit
Pau Reyes I don’t know how many times I’ve requested this
Come to think about it, this dude knows about EMDR. My psych uses EMDR for PTSD, the switching sounds to each ear, the visual switch, is what is done.
Quality content, love you, brother. ❤️
The first thing I saw was that
" [ OPEN ] " thing !!
Whoever you are...thanks for making my day with a like !!
Every video you post is like a movie or a story. I love it.
Passionate.. still to this day. Been subbed to this man since 2012. One of the greatest content creators this platform's been blessed with.
Is it strange that I don’t fall asleep to the asmr itself, but speaking or even generally lore related stuff makes me fall asleep?
Thanks dude, I've really been having a hard time in life the past little while and I've been watching your video's daily to just tune out for a bit. Thank you.
This is probably one of his best videos, I love days gone
Can't wait to watch this tonight, love Days Gone!
Your voice is so soothing. Doesnt matter what your saying. You could be reciting the alphabet. I'd get shivers and fall asleep. .
This is a dream come true. My favourite game at the moment combined with the best asmr creator
One of my favorite games and my favorite asmr artist, outstanding.
ER truly goes all in on these videos 👍😁👍
"I hear a bunk calling my name.."
“I’m just going to close my eyes for a bit..”
holy shit the intro with the clipboard was so realistic with the sound, it scared me. I had just come back from watching really old asmr videos with not the best sound quality, then I came to this, and I thought something was scratching my bed. Damn, audio tech has advanced.
I think that most of us will agree that you should make one corresponding the Chernobyl tv series, great series and oh boy what a video could that be!
I woulda loved it if there was a mechanic where you could build your own camp. That'd be real fun
Also I just finished days gone today. That game was great.
I love it when you're doing ASMR based on video-games. Brilliant ❤️
Are you crafting a sleep spell because I am getting tired... *_not in a bad way of course in fact I kinda like it_*
Your pfp and your comment is cancer
@@nonplussedflame5040 Someone finally said it.
Wat is that profile pic?
@@hackerbot809 one of the kids who put SpongeBob pfp think they are funny
Comment and pfp arent funny at all
"Ohhhh! Petrol cans! Hey, I need petrol cans!" She excitedly though, before she realised she was thinking of her character in Fallout 4. The idiot was glad it was an ASMR video so she could fall asleep before realising how massively obsessed she was. Is. Thanks for the video Rifters. You're ace of diamonds 😊😊
Rifters?
Spankalicious Beefcake yep! 😁
Tumor intelligence lvl sentence structure, atrocious use of english... must be foreign. I hope you have a good day.
Okay... Can we all just agree the E can pull off any look with his hair...
Bald, no beard, beard, combed, ponytail, loose, gelled...
Dude fucking forreal he can. He rocks just about anything.
I'm a sound guy so my favorite part was the motorcycle pan in the beginning man that was dope as hell 👌
I dont know what it is but these videos with the whole selection set up at the back is easily my favourite asmr videos ER does 👏🏻👍🏼
Nobody:
Ephemeral Rift: *ASMR motorcycle noises*
up next: ASMR crazy frog
It's funny I go back to these vids cause they all are so good
what first red dead now this! i hope this becomes a thing where you make asmr based off the next big triple A game i love it!
You are a Legend putting all this stuff together probably took a long time and then 90 mins is dedication thank you very much :D
The bike sound riding in the beginning was perfect for the start
Love this cat. Lol. The entire anarchist cook book, in detail. Some ATF dude comes on here to bust him, falls asleep...
Perfect video! 😎 Love it. Sherman's Camp rulez 👌
Rifty Poo has the entire Movie Production that humanity achieved in the past 400+ years inside his brain and thoughts.
Sadly i rarely experience asmr anymore but i just love falling asleep to your tales
The soft clipboard tapping 💗😩
Anyone else automatically hit the like button even before watching the video because you know it’s going to be fucking quality?
I love these days gone videos! I watched both merchants like 50 times each and its just the best! Keep it up and please keep more comming
Bro he has to be the best asmr UA-camr
I'm just amazed how well this video is made.
Respecting your work since day 1!
Great game, great roleplay and still the best ASMR channel on YT :)
This is amazing! Just finished Days gone not long ago!
Do a John Wick Asmr cosplay you could have positive affirmations like "you're breathtaking" and trigger words like "yeah...."
Eph is on his way to the 1M :) somewhere in my inner servant of cthulhu afterlife i feel happy for him since i followed him since day1 :D
After finishing the game this week, this is a nice relaxing thing to watch. Good job.
this man is a god of mental health and my daily mental world of adventures
Tingle overload warning!!
Ps: i really enjoyed this it made me feel very immersed and I actually felt extremely bad for your character talking about how he lost his family i almost cried
Great asmr 10/10
Just got the platinum trophy for Days Gone and then you release this. It must be destiny.
Archie Brown season of opulence?
You clean down really well!
freakin love you ER! your videos are my absolute favorite, theyre unique and always super interesting. ugh your mind 😔🙏
You always have unique content. Love your clipboard and writing sounds...always makes me sleepy💙💜💛💚
Sometimes I feel like he's talking to your gta 5 online player because you never hear a response.
Even the npc folk gets mad when they realize it's the monolouge they doing but Uncle E always being calm and gentle lmao
I never thought I'd be the guy to be irritated that someone wasn't uploading daily but I think I've pretty much seen every ER video and I get sad when I don't have a new one for going to sleep each night ahaha
His hair is absolutely amazing
I made popcorn before I watched this. Hot dawg, a full feature Ephemeral Film!! Love it
*papa rift gave me asmr at 8 pm.*
sleep is near, all hail papa rift and his magical tingles..
You should be dr Zed from borderlands because of the new game coming in September
Yes
that scanner/receiver made some nice noises
1:19:21 Fell asleep to a plague doctor, woke up to this. GLORIOUS KEROSENE! MAY THIS EXPLOSIVE FLUID BURN DOWN YOUR ENEMIES HOMES AND WREAK HAVOC UPON THOSE WHO HAVE WRONGED YOU!
In this moment I'm doing a lot of homeworks and this gonna help me to relax a little
Rmsa= people screaming, making the loudest sounds , making your day the worst. Asmr= people whispering, making the silent sounds, maiking your day good
BEST ASMRIST IN THE WORLD😍
Fr fr Mr ER improvisation skills are amazing
Rift you are a person with great talents and this just wow doing days gone so original and great good job
"Hey, ER! Random idea for a video: "Knocking on Your Door" where there is a door on one side of the shot, and you on the other, perhaps in character (death knocking?) gently knocking and whispering the reasons they should open the door for you. Maybe brushing/tapping the door with different objects." I like this idea
bruh why would you steal a comment on a dead video
Deacon St John?
Dam was your father a priest or something?
that damn drug junkie :)
I like gren tomotows
@@damijares7632 can you say that louder? *I can't hear you*
Justcallmelab that ear got fucked 😂
damijares haha
It would be so confusing if rift asked at the start "can I help you with something" and you say (him say’s it) "no" and the video end right there 🧐
He should do a video like that but when he says he’s going to put all his stuff away takes like 30 minutes to do it
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and f*cking died.
"first thing in the morning, ill be here at the AssCrack of dawn" Rift 2019
lmao
He looks like John Wick if he retired in his mid 30's and forever lived a quiet life in Toronto. Each tap he makes on an object triggers the many gunshots in his mind that were used to take lives.. Yeah i know this got dark but fuck it you kept reading so i guess you were interested.
An hour and a half, heck yeah! Love your videos man 😊🔥
90 min 0midroll ads= paradise on earth
You do a great job with this style of video. Thanks!
*+5 hat of Speechcraft*
Rien wrong realm bro
Many of you have awared me...
I got what you were trying to say, I was just kidding.
He actually used to do Skyrim videos back in the day.
@@BlazeDaBeast585 :)
Watching this as I play Days Gone
The top of your head is invisible...?? Neat special effect!! Seriously, thanks for helping me sleep every night. My insomnia has been terrible lately and your videos are really effective :)
Once again, as always, you are magnificent!