800 Years of Pure Chaos | Crusader Kings 3 Timelapse

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  • @StalwartTirith
    @StalwartTirith 2 роки тому +135

    *Crusade Fails*
    Pope: "I'll do it myself."

    • @justinallen2408
      @justinallen2408 2 роки тому +14

      Succeeds to such an extent that the Christian kings lost faithin themselves and fell to the Muslims.

  • @williamchen8024
    @williamchen8024 3 роки тому +641

    It’s hilarious how the Papacy moved to Arabia!

    • @consulmaximus
      @consulmaximus 2 роки тому +59

      Also, quiet logical, Jerusalem is the most holy city of Christianity, haha

    • @pitakon
      @pitakon 2 роки тому +4

      Pope's got to drive.

    • @virgianas157
      @virgianas157 2 роки тому +1

      @@consulmaximus well it got taken bu the Abyssinia

    • @stonksplus3745
      @stonksplus3745 2 роки тому

      I was yelling “how tf did the papacy get in Arabia!” Than I. See this comment the second after

    • @jemmaisweird
      @jemmaisweird 2 роки тому +4

      i had a world where it ended up in that stretch between the caspian and aral seas and the pope called a crusader for cumania… it was an interesting game

  • @averongodoffire8098
    @averongodoffire8098 3 роки тому +508

    Catholics: we took the holy land back, but at what cost…

    • @originalyoutubenamethatsag6321
      @originalyoutubenamethatsag6321 2 роки тому +35

      Everything…..

    • @taigongwang7517
      @taigongwang7517 2 роки тому +24

      Ashari : we took Rome that prophecy said, but at what cost...

    • @averongodoffire8098
      @averongodoffire8098 2 роки тому +4

      @@taigongwang7517
      Quite literally everything when you think about it😂
      But hey depending what happened they can spit on Peters bones to piss off the Christians😂

    • @Normal_user_coniven
      @Normal_user_coniven 2 роки тому +6

      Papacy: "Messenger, try to make Muslims sell me Jerusalem; if they agree, then buy it whatever cost".
      Messenger: "What ever cost?!"
      Papacy: "Yes, literally. And deal with it fast, before they change their minds".
      Messenger: "OK" he said to papacy. "I want to buy Jerusalem whatever it cost" said to Muslim Caliphate.
      Caliph: "Haha.. Just if you agree to exchange hole of our Emipre with your Roman Empire".
      Messenger: "Agree. It is a deal".
      1 Month later..
      Caliph: "NOOO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! I WAS JUST KIDDING, YOU KNOW".
      Messenger: "No Refund, No Warranty".
      Papacy: "NOO! I order you to cancel this agreement with them".
      Messenger: "Too late".

  • @averongodoffire8098
    @averongodoffire8098 3 роки тому +382

    Western Europe: did you do it?
    Pope: yes…
    Western Europe: what did it cost?
    Pope: everything…

  • @LiminalQueenMedia
    @LiminalQueenMedia 3 роки тому +400

    Thessalonika was so close to reforming the Byzantine Empire, I was rooting for them.

    • @NorninTGK
      @NorninTGK 2 роки тому +41

      Based on the De Jure Empires at the end they could have reformed it, but they chose to found the Thessalonika Empire instead.

  • @corporalsilver6981
    @corporalsilver6981 3 роки тому +598

    This has to be the first game I've seen or played where the Mongols have actually gotten to the point where they can call themselves the Mongolian Horde. My Ghengis Khan always drops dead before he conquers half of ingame Mongolia.

    • @tonyfriendly4409
      @tonyfriendly4409 2 роки тому +24

      I like to Assassinate the Mongol Emperors to implode the Empire before they ever really become a threat.

    • @kichiroushirai
      @kichiroushirai 2 роки тому

      def modded

    • @aliazarmehralparslan6067
      @aliazarmehralparslan6067 2 роки тому +9

      I mean, they're not THAT bad as far as I've seen. In my game as Persia I decided not to kill Temujin and see how much he could conquer, he did conquer all of central asia and Tibet and even moved on to Russia before attacking me and I had to defeat him

    • @m.thorton9305
      @m.thorton9305 2 роки тому +1

      buffing tengri with 200% supply for each holy sites did pretty good for them

    • @ardiomgkv985
      @ardiomgkv985 2 роки тому +1

      @@aliazarmehralparslan6067 In all my games Mongols stop in Syberia and Central Asia.

  • @zeldathomas3498
    @zeldathomas3498 3 роки тому +295

    Did... did the Pope move to Mecca?

    • @RafaelValle12
      @RafaelValle12 2 роки тому +52

      One might say that he took a pilgrimage there

    • @Imperator_-sl4zu
      @Imperator_-sl4zu 2 роки тому +92

      and the sultans moved to Rome, this is an Uno reverse card at its maximum

    • @arbiterone4595
      @arbiterone4595 2 роки тому +36

      @@Imperator_-sl4zu don't you mean the Caliph move to Rome.

    • @1HuntingShark
      @1HuntingShark 2 роки тому +8

      “We do a little trolling” the papacy

    • @tonywoutrs
      @tonywoutrs 2 роки тому +13

      "Alhamdoelillah"
      -Pope

  • @foxyfoxington2651
    @foxyfoxington2651 2 роки тому +145

    "Yes I should be- Good Lord what it happening in there?!?"
    "Mesopotamia."
    "MESOPOTAMIA?!? In this year, in this century, in this part of the world, localized ENTIRELY within Persia?"
    "Yes!"
    "...may I see it?"
    "No."

    • @KayveePlays
      @KayveePlays 2 роки тому +3

      Good meme. Take a like.

    • @omargerardolopez3294
      @omargerardolopez3294 2 роки тому +3

      Maybe two

    • @makaramuss
      @makaramuss 2 роки тому +3

      ABBASIDS HELP! CHRISTIANS ARE INVADING!
      No persians, its just Mesopotamia

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 2 роки тому +4

      >Mesopotamia becomes large enough to be an empire
      >Forms Persia.
      Mesopotamia sounds 100 times cooler

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 2 роки тому +3

      Thessalonica becomes large enough to form Byzantine Empire
      >Stays Thessalonica and gets Balkanized
      This was such a disappointing run

  • @pedrolero
    @pedrolero 2 роки тому +80

    Everbody gangsta till Islam and Christianity switch places

  • @Sejara1528
    @Sejara1528 2 роки тому +119

    Well, good thing is Padishah Sultan Henry VIII no longer need permission from pope to get new sultanah.

    • @jamesgordley5000
      @jamesgordley5000 2 роки тому +3

      Nice one. :)

    • @MrShadowtruth
      @MrShadowtruth 2 роки тому +8

      His Sardaukar will be his blades!

    • @arbiterone4595
      @arbiterone4595 2 роки тому +1

      The Caliph From Rome might allow it since in Islam you can marry up to 7 wives.

    • @hishamx9180
      @hishamx9180 2 роки тому +8

      @@arbiterone4595 up to 4 but the sultans didn't abide to this rule anyway

  • @Gustav_Kuriga
    @Gustav_Kuriga 2 роки тому +65

    Mongolia: Eats the entirety of Byzantine Empire in one go.
    Me: Pardon?

    • @justinallen2408
      @justinallen2408 2 роки тому +1

      I was able to reform rome then inherit its Greek half through a marriage not too hard tbh, couldn't bother to hold onto it though so I broke the empire into two between my children. Both geniuses too.

    • @Gustav_Kuriga
      @Gustav_Kuriga 2 роки тому

      @@justinallen2408 If it was through marriage that begs even more questions, by the way they were at war when it happened I believe.

  • @ilya_tolstyi
    @ilya_tolstyi 3 роки тому +68

    Byzantium: change da world, my final message...

  • @theinternetshavecome1640
    @theinternetshavecome1640 2 роки тому +15

    The Mongol Empire wasn't Mongol enough for you?
    'No worries,' said the Devanapiyid, 'we got this covered.'

  • @jamesgordley5000
    @jamesgordley5000 2 роки тому +133

    This is the coolest CK alternate history I’ve seen so far.
    The supermassive India+Central Asia empires are too historically implausible, but the game’s mechanics make them happen all the time.

    • @space__idklmao
      @space__idklmao 2 роки тому +6

      Such empires existed multiple times in history

    • @jamesgordley5000
      @jamesgordley5000 2 роки тому +35

      Pretty sure there were no empires that covered the entire Indian subcontinent, while also covering Iran, Tibet, Eastern China, and stretches of Central Asia all at the same time.
      If you can name one though, I’m all ears.

    • @jamesmoran7391
      @jamesmoran7391 2 роки тому +25

      @@jamesgordley5000 I also don't remember the Muslims taking all off Europe and the pope migrating to Arabia, is a india being strong and living up to its potential really the most ahistorical thing in this video?

    • @foxyfoxington2651
      @foxyfoxington2651 2 роки тому +1

      This is begging to be converted into HoI4 to see how Bizarro WW2 plays out.

    • @awonoto
      @awonoto 2 роки тому +19

      Ck3 map over the Himalayas is terrible. The alps mountain range is portrayed as a thick impassable range with only several passes, but the much higher, much rugged terrain of the Himalayas are impassable only in thin stretches with so many passes between India and Tibet. Terrible terrible terrible.

  • @ashwindar
    @ashwindar 2 роки тому +26

    Ah yes, the strongest kingdom in the Arabian peninsula, Papacy

  • @seanfinch7856
    @seanfinch7856 2 роки тому +26

    Christians to the Muslims: Hey, wanna trade seats?

  • @granttiss
    @granttiss 2 роки тому +87

    I'm dying how Georgia ended up both north and south to Armenia, yet Armenia being even in Central Europe and Central Asia ended up still with a very logical territory

  • @StrudelerOfTheTSociety
    @StrudelerOfTheTSociety 2 роки тому +19

    Always cooler to see 3 rather than 2. The implosions are glorious.

  • @Aeeros
    @Aeeros 2 роки тому +7

    @4:36 you can tell that the HRE Emperor passed away and his kingdom that he left for his children got just shattered and destroyed. Succession is a bitch.

  • @cwac
    @cwac 2 роки тому +14

    Hungary was just straight up vibing back and forth into existence giving ruling dynasties to Thessalonika and Abyssinia but having a czech dynasty for herself lol

  • @ashwindar
    @ashwindar 2 роки тому +20

    Cumania is the true protagonist, surviving for most of the timelapse

    • @tvojejidlo8143
      @tvojejidlo8143 2 роки тому +3

      Iceland: Hold my beer

    • @Thatsymbol
      @Thatsymbol 2 роки тому

      I mean Poland created The Southern Baltic Empire in the late 16th century, 1590 and persisted till the end. I think Poland is the true protagonist while Cumania changed many times and got temporarily destroyed in 1632 before getting revived in 1689-1690

  • @aliazarmehralparslan6067
    @aliazarmehralparslan6067 2 роки тому +6

    3:54
    Top 10 anime come backs that never succeeded, Featuring : Persian Empire

  • @jessie4351
    @jessie4351 2 роки тому +4

    this is actually one of my favorite things to do, start out as the duke of benevento underneath the pope, then just start taking over everything, while staying subservient to your overlord with the big funny hat. fun rp run as well

  • @ryanp.2235
    @ryanp.2235 2 роки тому +3

    The Caliph: "Yo how about we trade areas for a bit?"
    The Pope: "LMAO bet, alhamdullah"

  • @zack875
    @zack875 2 роки тому +22

    So the papacy invades arabia, persia, north and south africa, which frees up the arabic kingdoms in spain to conquer France and britain. Another MVP was the crazy ass tibetan empire that reached all the way to Turkey and even controlled all of India. What a wild game.

  • @the_argonaut540
    @the_argonaut540 2 роки тому +11

    good to see that Cumania made it in the end

  • @gherve222
    @gherve222 2 роки тому +10

    The papacy had 0 chill😂

  • @Cheduepallottole
    @Cheduepallottole 2 роки тому +8

    Being the Minister of Defense of Papacy is the worst paid job in History

  • @malikardakul1281
    @malikardakul1281 2 роки тому +6

    Sultan of Rome and Pope of Mecca. It's normal, I guess.

  • @STFN-q6m
    @STFN-q6m 2 роки тому +4

    The whole world is this map, and you are in it - Iceland

  • @davidsugijanto6935
    @davidsugijanto6935 2 роки тому +11

    The pope is strong in this one

  • @lucashunskor3333
    @lucashunskor3333 2 роки тому +11

    They did a uno reverse

  • @fryenchill2817
    @fryenchill2817 2 роки тому +6

    Devanapiyid (Deccan Empire) was so teasingly close to uniting all of India under the Chakravarti

    • @fryenchill2817
      @fryenchill2817 2 роки тому +6

      Actually after going frame by frame I saw that they united all of India for about three months before exploding, unfortunate that their leader wasn't able to get religious icon before then

  • @ghastlyghandi4301
    @ghastlyghandi4301 3 роки тому +30

    Honestly I don’t see the problem here this looks like a totally normal ck3 game

  • @mytiliss682
    @mytiliss682 2 роки тому +15

    I remember Carpathia used to be first formed empire (aside of HRE) as it's the smallest one

  • @kristinawhynot6015
    @kristinawhynot6015 2 роки тому +7

    Watching this in the middle-end I genuinely got angry and I wanted to just beat the sh*t out of the AI for staying Thessalinoka and not killing that one minor greek duchy and not reforming Byzantium.

  • @S.Brnt40
    @S.Brnt40 2 роки тому +4

    The great pope of Mecca

  • @jaajembryons1803
    @jaajembryons1803 2 роки тому +8

    Lol the Pope became feudal

  • @vadandrumist1670
    @vadandrumist1670 2 роки тому +1

    I can only imagine what it would be like to live during such times.

  • @Hollow-Eyes
    @Hollow-Eyes 2 роки тому +1

    Iceland as always remains completely untouched.

  • @gmanbo
    @gmanbo 2 роки тому +13

    So according to the alternative history hub channel there is a possibility of the Kingdom of Jerusalem ( can't spell) taking Egypt. Which would have given it they base of support the crusades lacked.
    There was a force of french knights that almost took over Egypt in I believe it was the time of the third crusade. They lost because they got trapped on a section of the river during flood season.
    If they had a bit more intel about the flood seasons it is entirely possible they could have taken over Egypt as there was a civil war on at the time and the country was badly weakened by disunity. The time they were stuck on a sand bar was time the local Muslim rulers took to reunify and conciliate there forces.
    This lead to a French loss. But imagine a Egypt based Kingdom of Jerusalem. It could have easily lasted past the start of the ottoman empire. + The impact on France and the middle east would have been huge.

    • @gmanbo
      @gmanbo 2 роки тому

      Yes historicaly the french kidnapped the pope and took him to France. What if they took him to Alexandria or Jerusalem instead?

  • @WonderfulWino
    @WonderfulWino 2 роки тому

    i wish these goddamned ck3 timelapse videos would stop clogging up my goddamned youtube feed.

  • @thatsthamove
    @thatsthamove 2 роки тому +14

    Ck3 needs some mission trees so that the countries act in a somewhat comparable way to EU4. The papacy being in Persia is tame compared to things I’ve seen

    • @krisjanis9
      @krisjanis9 2 роки тому +2

      Nah ck3 still is not wacky enough compared to ck2

  • @adrianovianna2694
    @adrianovianna2694 2 роки тому +3

    "Is this histocally accurate, or is it just the game history?" (italy in the baltic... guess not)

  • @mivapusa
    @mivapusa 2 роки тому +1

    *cheers on the HRE*

  • @tominieminen66
    @tominieminen66 2 роки тому +7

    House Lahtinen was still alive? Finland shall never die! xD

  • @grimrider3807
    @grimrider3807 2 роки тому +24

    Do an AI mega campaign, all the way to stellaris, then make biggest nation be the earth federation, and have the second largest nation be the alternative human empire that you can select, basically built craft and left earth, saying screw this. Then you have twice the likelihood of humans to survive

  • @caelvanir8557
    @caelvanir8557 2 роки тому +2

    Time to play a game of musical holy sites

  • @jemmaisweird
    @jemmaisweird 2 роки тому

    therapist: mega poland cant hurt you
    mega poland:

  • @GyaruRespecter
    @GyaruRespecter 2 роки тому +2

    The Pope really saw the state Europe was and then conquered the entire Middle East and western Asia to bail

  • @Palad1n20
    @Palad1n20 2 роки тому +1

    What a run. Islam and Christianity almost switch Spots.

  • @awonoto
    @awonoto 2 роки тому +1

    3:40 Look, Kondomid strecthed, then broke.

  • @YoungPro123
    @YoungPro123 3 роки тому +14

    Cursed

  • @inadibusu
    @inadibusu 2 роки тому

    The Casual Crusader Kings III Experience™

  • @dingdong5908
    @dingdong5908 2 роки тому +1

    Most people stopped and rewind when they saw this 1:50

  • @hansholbein1047
    @hansholbein1047 2 роки тому

    everytime i click off the youtube tab for 30 seconds something new happens

  • @Normal_user_coniven
    @Normal_user_coniven 2 роки тому +1

    Catholic is in the Middle World, and Islam is in the Eastern and Western World. WOW!
    Catholic Papcy: "I took Jerusalem, with your lovely Mecca and Madina".
    Muslim Emirates: "I took the Roman empire, with your lovely Vatican".

  • @LordAgamiS
    @LordAgamiS 2 роки тому

    Crusader: at last, Jerusalem is our.

  • @singularityraptor4022
    @singularityraptor4022 2 роки тому +2

    Me, a Tamil. Mmm yes it's all coming together now.

  • @Mimas2115
    @Mimas2115 2 роки тому +6

    you know it'll be fun if the Papacy controls Mecca

  • @rubeniscool
    @rubeniscool 2 роки тому

    28th May, 1525: The Welsh learn to swim. xD

  • @Admiral45-10
    @Admiral45-10 2 роки тому +1

    My favourite one is _Southern Baltic Empire_

  • @MatrixAwpington
    @MatrixAwpington 2 роки тому

    I cant tell whether to be appalled at what the papacy accomplished cause of how cursed it looks or to be proud

  • @theemperorofmankind7706
    @theemperorofmankind7706 2 роки тому +1

    The moment when the papacy is restoring the calophate but Catholic

  • @neffler3846
    @neffler3846 2 роки тому +2

    CUMANIA

  • @oldgreggsmadmemes4431
    @oldgreggsmadmemes4431 2 роки тому +1

    Damn Mali empire did well till the end

  • @0ld_Scratch
    @0ld_Scratch 2 роки тому +2

    The Northeast of the map somewhat has the form of the Chinese coast, it looks so weird

  • @thedstorm8922
    @thedstorm8922 2 роки тому

    "The caliph of rome has launched a crusade at the Pope of Makkah who responded with a jihad"

  • @MrTroves
    @MrTroves 2 роки тому

    As always, no one wants to talk about the 'British Isles' part of the map because good lord is that a cluster fuck.

  • @spartandud3
    @spartandud3 2 роки тому

    Pope: Fine. I'll do it myself.

  • @adrian7856
    @adrian7856 2 роки тому +3

    I swear the Pope's a.i. is always this weird for some reason

  • @lukeslivkoff9817
    @lukeslivkoff9817 2 роки тому

    You know things went South when Uzès rules a united France and England

  • @Psychedlia98
    @Psychedlia98 2 роки тому +1

    A timeline where west Europe is based

  • @RafaelSolaPACalsaverini
    @RafaelSolaPACalsaverini 2 роки тому +1

    Remember when the Pope fought the Indian empire for control of Persia? Crazy times...

  • @xXN0SK1LLZXx
    @xXN0SK1LLZXx 2 роки тому

    All I took from this is nobody wants Iceland

  • @Kennett17
    @Kennett17 2 роки тому +2

    loved how Islam seems to take spain and france so the pope took africa, arabia and parts of asian minor lol

  • @bethbearmacethatguy
    @bethbearmacethatguy 2 роки тому

    Well that was cursed.

  • @lonyasbloodsong752
    @lonyasbloodsong752 2 роки тому

    can someone explain me how the holy roman empire can collapse? I didnt think the IA allow that

  • @RafaelSolaPACalsaverini
    @RafaelSolaPACalsaverini 2 роки тому +3

    Whatever the Pope is doing?

  • @myfriendwarsawa
    @myfriendwarsawa 2 роки тому

    Some kind of Berserk timeline

  • @twigjuice7009
    @twigjuice7009 2 роки тому +1

    Me skipping to 1444 to see if it is anything like eu4 start map

  • @JustAnotherTom
    @JustAnotherTom 2 роки тому

    I'm putting all my money on Cumania

  • @zoro3618
    @zoro3618 2 роки тому

    Is there a mod timelapse or does it go on for hours

  • @kevinannu676
    @kevinannu676 2 роки тому

    New elder scrolls map?

  • @gibusllama3418
    @gibusllama3418 2 роки тому

    No one
    No one fucking ever
    The Papacy: Middle east and Africa?

  • @mikaeleulrichzagetapoc2022
    @mikaeleulrichzagetapoc2022 2 роки тому

    pope has no chill

  • @connorstephens4354
    @connorstephens4354 2 роки тому

    ZACH!? Freaking Zach?

  • @Seetor
    @Seetor 2 роки тому

    I see the Christians and the Muslims played musical chairs

  • @xKazeshi98x
    @xKazeshi98x 2 роки тому

    Mod list?

  • @tiagodagostini
    @tiagodagostini 2 роки тому

    Wtf the papacy was doing beelining for somalia?

  • @elioshabbar8443
    @elioshabbar8443 2 роки тому

    Mmh Maturidi Mongols, based

  • @stopmotionharry8989
    @stopmotionharry8989 2 роки тому

    I wish the game would at least *try* to be historical.

  • @LetsGoGetThem
    @LetsGoGetThem 2 роки тому +1

    Now convert it to eu4.

  • @xv_space_vx5124
    @xv_space_vx5124 2 роки тому

    I mean it has some false parts but it kinda tryed to said the truth, every country rewrited there own history so we can never know the truth

  • @furkancetin3973
    @furkancetin3973 2 роки тому

    Allahü Akbar

  • @ollllj
    @ollllj 3 роки тому

    quite catholic.
    norway > france
    And you know they put crosses all over the pyramids!

  • @HeavyLefty
    @HeavyLefty 2 роки тому +3

    I'm sorry I have to inform you of this, but, I really don't think this is very historically accurate😐

  • @осипакопьянц
    @осипакопьянц 2 роки тому

    Byzantian in Ukraine and Zaporizhia at Don. Its odd.

  • @azathot_369
    @azathot_369 2 роки тому +2

    Please, show culture and religion mapmodes next time :)

  • @PerkasaRahmadani
    @PerkasaRahmadani 2 роки тому

    Cumania lmao