Anthony Fantano Reading Questionable (Bad) Lyrics For 14 Minutes
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- Опубліковано 12 сер 2019
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I lost it when he read the "dimmsdale dimmadome" line
That was a fairly odd line 🥁
Dimmsdale is an average kid, that everyone understands. Mom and dad and Timmy never giving him demands.
Honestly the track is pure trash, but I'll defend the Dimmsdale Dimmadome line. It's just a reference. It's not different from saying "used to watch orange cassette tapes with Tommy Tommy and Chucky" from Pusha Man
Spike Spiegel great point
@@0Enigmatic0 Just cause its a reference doesn't make it good though lol Its a reference but its still a garbage bar
Lil Xan found a way to musically express brain cells dying. A true genius.
Lmfao
Nice pfp fam
@@peoplelegend8476 Thx m8
Commenting for pfp 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
@@vegeta0196 Thanks man. Evil lives in the motherfucking skin
There's fourteen full minutes of bad lyrics in this video and I love how we all still gravitate to the baked potato line
Not only is it bad but lazy
Because it’s so fucking stupid
@@mtt3799 it’s beautiful
the baked potato line is so void of any rythm, lyrical cadence, creativity, thought that it just ends up a black hole in the middle of this entire compilation
so you’re telling me that you never experienced disliking baked potatoes only to one day give the baked potato a second chance and then over time watched as the baked potato slowly took over your life, removing all other potatoes from contention for favorite kind of potato, until only the baked potato remained as your favorite kind of potato?
For example, when I was just a young boy, adolescent and naive, I held scorn for that most misunderstood of vegetables, the humble potato, more specifically the baked variety. That is, up until I elected to give the baked potato I so readily dismissed its fair chance. Since then, I now see the error of my ways and understand my own biases towards the baked potato, and presently, the baked potato is actually my own personal favourite subtype of potato.
*claps*
*claps*
A true hero’s journey
*sheds a tear*
🔥🔥🔥
“Make my own beats and I write my own words”
Yeah bro we can tell
"I grabbed her ass and she called me a perv. Opened her legs, so I had to insert." He sure likes to write words that are rapey, because this isn't the only rapey line he's said
@@CyberHangman Cause sex is cool😎😎😎
@@CyberHangman ☠️☠️☠️
Just as he read the lyrics! 😆😆😆
Nav's lyrics are always amazing.
Why does he always read it like he found u passing a note in class lmfao
Actually just shit on my last chick
@@ryanflanagan9624 cheers Ryan
he has language teacher energy
@@rudypattea4772😳 She got what my ex-lacks😳
I feel like it makes the already bad lyrics even worse.
The “Good Burger” line took 5 years from my life expectancy
we're all dudes, bro
@@SyrianYoko 75*
@@doughboywhine I’m a dude, he’s a dude
“that shit don't even make no fucking sense
Like having fuckin' arguments for payin' 50 extra cents for barbecue”
Chance the Rapper
so did my chronic bronchitis
I wanna be a feminist, but im still watching P O R N O O O O O
I was dying when he sang it like that😂😂
Now the baked potato is my favourite kind P O R N O O O O O
That baked potato part had me dead
What a king. Baked potato rappers where you at
baked potato gang
fantano's a potato himself
It would have been more clever if he had said “sweet potato” because its his favourite “kind” its okay i hate myself too :)
I never heard that verses until now... Ohh my gosh... The pain
POV: Anthony is your nice English teacher who's disappointed in your writing.
"Somehow, I don't see how claiming that 'Now the baked potato is [your] favorite kind potato' has anything to do with the subject matter at hand and I would recommend that you remove it from the essay or find some other way to connect it with your thesis"
@@doughboywhine "I give your whole essay a light 1"
@@ryanflanagan9624 this is a school
Ryan Flanagan
Sir, separation of church and state.
-and yes America is now the only nation in existence-
@@hikkicornmori359 History teacher?? XD
"THE DEMISE OF OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS RESULTED IN ME GOING TO REGULAR DIALYSIS TREATMENTS"
Will forever go down as one of my favorite fantano moments
"As awful as this track is, at least it's not boring."
We all need to think like this.
1.9k likes and no replies⁉️⁉️⁉️ time to change that lil nga😈😈😈
@@GeorgeWockington01 no
@GeorgeWockington01 white
That potato line was really half-baked
Fuck off and bring your family with you
Just leave the dog, he cool
nah it was twice baked
i hate u
Delete this comment immediately
I love how condescending his tone his. He's not just reading bad lyrics, he's *scolding* them.
He's so mad at them
He wants to be cool.
Ryan Flanagan thanks I guess?
@@StrawberryFeildsforNever his dumb Bible humping ass been spamming verses on here.
for we all need Jesus, all sin and fall short of The glory of God and the wages of sin is death. the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord, for Jesus died on the cross and rose again and by His blood our sins are forgiven. there is no other way than Jesus for He is The Way The Truth The Life and no one comes to The Father except through Him. for it is by declaring with your mouth Jesus is Lord and believing in your heart that God raised Him from the dead you are saved see romans 10:9-13, i encourage you to read your Bible and invite The Holy Spirit to guide your mind as you read, john romans psalms luke and mark are good places to start. God bless God Jesus The Holy Spirit love you and be with you forevermore in Jesus Name we pray amen :)
'the demise of our relationship has resulted in me going to regular dialysis treatments' is the greatest sentence i have ever heard
"What the hell are these similes!" My favorite line ever.
Like he was actually pissed off at the rhetoric. It was actually horrible but absolutely hilarious
@@WyWid can you blaim him, not only he has to listen to this shit album over and over again to review it properly and honestly, context also matters; meaning even if he wasnt a fan of CTR, he still had some amazing potential so he was probably expecting to hear something average to good at least and instead its like a parody album, purposefully made bad...at least with like the worst mainstream rappers like Macklemore or G Eazy or Lil Dicky or Lil Peep (RIP) you know what to expect, with CTR he was probably going in blind thinking it might be good so hope was there... and instead he had to listen to this shit, unprepared for what was in store. I feel for him
As a child I was so dismissive of the baked potato til I tried that shit
I too tried it and it was shit
@@excalibur2772 was it dressed up correctly? Like wit some butta, sour cream, bacon bits, and the melted cheese. Das da gud
@@youtubeislame8773 mashed potatoes are better
Lagomorphen fucking cap
Spiced/herby cubed potatoes are always better
I too was dismissive of the baked potato until I tried that shit
Confession time: I was too dismissive of the sweet potato until I tried that shit
Euclid Panarchy Sweet potato pie is better than pumpkin
I was dismissive, and then I went to try a baked potato, and it was still shit
But weren’t we all 😔✊
Ryan Flanagan what do u think about potatoes now tho
5:23
Fantano rapping Nav's lyrics sounds like the audiobook of a horror novel from the POV of the villain.
Well put, Detective Gumshoe from Da Hood.
total xanarchy is so emotionless that anthony came up with five different ways of describing it
That piece of audio is better than his whole discography
That had me crying
"Now the baked potato is my favourite kind of potato",
*voice of a generation.*
Driver 2900 Long live Arstotzka!
@@ryanflanagan9624 based
@@ryanflanagan9624 God aint real x
The dude wasn’t smart enough to put “of” in the sentence, don’t give him that much credit lol
@@OhFrittata cause it would be too many syllables so it would sound worse than it already ks
Homie really rapped about baked potatoes and thought that was something he wanted to share to the world
tbf, dicky is kind of a troll
Nice picture
Greg Ballard as a christian, i couldn’t agree more.
but it's his favorite kind of potato
@Greg Ballard bruh yea that shit was funny
7:42
"Just because you have the technical ability to do something does not mean you should do it, or that it sounds good."
As much as I respect Eminem, someone really needs to help him understand this.
fr, just rap on beat
This is giving me "Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'" vibes
Dmx?
Or blueface’s “I need a Kim possible to play with my Rufus”
I used to think that line from Dre was dope. That was until i read it like Fantano would 💀
@Jacques Guerrier them ima have to put the smack down (yeah) and it don’t don’t stop
“i wanna be a feminist but i’m still watch p0r-nooo”
Ngl those aren't terrible lyrics tbh
@@ThomasBahamas They're bad lyrics because feminism and sexual interest aren't mutally exclusive things. There was a time not too long ago where being "feminist" included slut-shaming anyone who enjoyed showing off their body but nowadays you don't really see anyone except the extreme misandrist far-end of feminism telling you you're not allowed to watch porn.
@@roddorfj misandry is when you shame women for being sexually active
and the more women you shame the more misandrister it is
@@heartache5742 Please go back to 2nd grade reading comprehension
@@roddorfj i'm telling you you're talking nonsense
Everyone is gangster till Anthony reads their lyrics.
When I write lyrics I try to picture Fantano reading them and whether I would cringe
T-roy Exactly😩
@@troy8420 do you. Just dont care what others would think. Music is subjective at the end of the day. Anthony isnt some music god if he were to put out a album im aure itd be hot garbage
@@relapse930 You don't know that
@@sundigest1121 if he proves me wrong im okay with that
I'm not even an Eminem fan but I respect that Asperger's lyric because when I was told my diagnosis as a kid I couldn't not hear "ass burgers" from then on. It's retroactively reassuring to know that a grown man and famous rapper has the same maturity level as I did at age 8.
Ass burgers is a meme tho, and have been for years; like im pretty sure everyone who hears the name Asperger immidiately thinks of ass burgers as it sounds very similar... but whatever, who cares
It’s the fact that it’s a dead joke that Eminem stole that makes it so bad
Lmao same. Including the fact it's such an old joke too
@@jamesmackes4531i have $5 in my bank account rn. my initial diagnosis was asperger's. the reason it's not a separate diagnosis anymore is because it was never real.
In the Court of the Crimson King is the perfect album to have on the shelf while reading terrible lyrics both because it looks like Screamy Red Man is constantly horrified at the other album, and aslo just because the lyricism on that track is unparalleled
Reading out every line you write in that tone is a really good way to critique your own material haha
I gotta start trying that
Lmao you're right, I started doing this
That's why writing lyrics in the comment sections of instrumental is not good
@@remyhavoc4463 lmao truee. Never thought about that, eventhough most are awful even with the flow.
Disagree on this one. There are plenty of great songs that read like garbage when on paper. Lyrics aren't meant to be read like poetry; they're supposed to be listened to within a context of a musical piece and an overarching theme of either the song, or an album as a whole. When writing lyrics, best to understand emotional tones and thematic aspects rather than "does this look good on paper."
I used to do a bit of ghostwriting/ helping local musicians tidy up their lyrics, and writing things down for the sake of critique was always problematic for me. Maybe that's just my bias talking though.
The baked potato line is so terrible I can't believe it's true
Lil dicky is weird man
Chase Hutton nah he just sucks ass
he's a comedian tho, not kendrick lamar
@@jasonanderson9042 idk man, Bo Burnham is a comedian but all his songs slap
You’re just saying that because you’re dismissive of the baked potato. You should try that shit. Then the baked potato will be your favorite kind potato.
The emotional whip lash of “awh i really like lil peep” to “NOW THE BAKED POTATO IS MY FAVORITE KIND OF POTATO” fried my brain for a solid 3 minutes
Did it fry the potato though?
If he was my English teacher and he read my essays like this I’d simply pass away on the spot
Girls be like “I’m baby” 🤦♂️ 🤦♂️
but chance the rapper be like “I’m professor” 👨🏿🏫👨🏿🏫
>~
Rohan, why did you type this.
let’s get platonically married
dawg i'm fucking crying
Men be like “I’m Brain”
The way he tossed his phone after the Daddy Long line made me lose it
It makes such a fuckin ruckus thrashing about his table lmao
Ayyyy Lala best grill
It’s double funny because daddy long legs only have 6 legs and two antennae so it’s also technically wrong lmfao
What the HELL - are these similes
Ryan Flanagan sir please don’t tell me you’re on every comment
4:19 Just leaving this comment for myself here for when I want to play this part again
U wanna play it rn
play it
“The end of our relationship has resulted in me attending regular dialysis appointments”
I G O T A S P E R G E R S
All time classic
That line made me want to eat ass burgers
Same
same
You and me both.
He looks like a damn disappointed English teacher LMFAO
Nobody does it like 'tano
he has a college professor vibe
No joke, this is the exact quote from my college entry level English teacher. "Don't learn the English language from hip hop music on its own."
@@CyberHangman Eminem is good
@Vegemite Salesman Ah yes. That one like which everybody brings up to claim Eminem is trash. Let's forget about his high end bars shall we?
2:51
4:18(Potato)
5:01(Nair)
5:41(Perv)
6:40(Kidneys)
8:09(Venom)
8:51(Lemondrop)
9:53(Xanarcreak)
10:17(Xanarchy laughs)
11:41(poop bars)
12:47(Asperger's)
13:52(Miley)
[reads a verse, then lowers his phone and stares condescendingly into the middle distance off-camera]
Now the baked potato is my favorite kind potato
@@ryanflanagan9624 my guy.... what
Ryan Flanagan baked potato
After this line, Yes
My homes only eat them kind potatoes, none of them unkind potatoes, al my homes haye those
NOW THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL BARS, NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear melon could make Shakespeare look like an idiot
u just equated nav to shakespeare how do u feel
@@2FadeMusic he never said anything about nav. He just meant that the way Anthony reads lyrics make them sound bad no matter what.
@@Drogon7102 I respectfully disagree, if he was reading some shit off TPAB in that tone you'd still be able to tell they were good lyrics
@@2FadeMusic Shakespeare made TPAB??
@@Squidlumes bruh moment
10:05
Give this man an award.
He legitimately hit us with 5 perfect analogies that not only describe the music to a T but also serves as a 1000° burning roast
4:50 shit sounded like Kermit rapping wtf 😂
No matter how bad a writer I think I am on my worst day, I have never been "now the baked potato is my favorite kind of potato" bad. It exists for at least one good reason: to give us all hope.
LMFAOOOOOO
Honestly I love that line it's so hilariously stupid
I’m sorry, I can’t resist the urge with that profile pic.
No matter how big I think my forehead is, I have never seen “Phoenix” big. It exists for one good reason: to give us hope.
I’m so sorry
@@picklesthewise Seriously good on you for being above surface level insults. Also, I watched Bambi, just a very long time ago. Anyways, have a good one.
😂
Imagine walking into a multi-million dollar recording studio with a whole bunch of very talented sound people on board, taking the time out of everyone's day and spending your label's money so that you could stand in the booth and tell the story of your evolving opinions on baked potatoes. You know he had a whole bunch of yes-men, too, who told him he killed it. Yes-men are a scourge on the genre. Any friend who talks up your baked potato bars does not have your best interests at heart.
great comment man. Awesome stuff. You KILLED it! the GOAT 🐐 💨💥🔥🔥
No joke hotter than a baked potato 😎👊
Freddie gibbs would disagree
i mean, lil dicky's whole thing is making 'comedy rap' so i'm sure the yes-men are cool with him saying ridiculous shit like that. The problem is that he's not funny 🙃
That was my favorite line on the ep
“My wife nanny like Fran Drescher, three damn Grammys, my granny like “no pressure” is kind of a bar in my most HUMBLE of opinions
Yeah I liked that one
At least it ain't a baked potato
Sucks
it makes no sense
12:50-12:57 had me crying because of not only how funny the edit was but also just the bar itself staggering me with how bad it was.
You're not from around here
You're not from around here
You're not from around here
You're not from around here
By far my favorite part of the vid
@@joshthompson5411 "Haah. Haah. Haah."
These bars
Anthony screaming WHY so loud it distorted the mic after that baked potato line was incredible. I can't believe I've never seen that review before
Please watch.
@@Blaze0647 poop
@@xiro4395 pee
It only has 800.000 views, and that's a shame, it's one of his funniest reviews if you ask me
WHY in 0.25x is even funnier
I wanna be a feminist but i'm still watching potatos in the dimmsdale dimmerdome. Skrrt.
11:52 THERES NO WAY THATS REAL
Artists should read their own lyrics in melons voice before releasing
Yes they should
Everyone would suck
*ring ring*
Hello?
Yo Tony I gotta some shit I need ya to read back to me right quick.
"Got 8 legs like daddy long"
Lmfao
Daddy long legs have 6 legs.
Peter Third Music nah they’re related to spiders so they got 8. At least Chance knows his arachnology😍😍
@@christiansanders6242 actually daddy long legs have next to no relation to spiders and they are a sub species of insect related to flys
Peter Third Music uh yeah they are arachnids... they’re called opiliones and they’re closely related to scorpions and spiders
@@dinosaurtrain8456 no.
POV - Anthony is your english teacher and he reads your work 5:41
I love how genuinely pissed off he got about the baked potato line😭
He make us BOOYAH
Reason I’m Christian today
Amen🙏🙏
That line made me decide to go become a member of the Church of Satan
Hallebooyah
@@ryanflanagan9624 no
Why isn’t this video getting enough attention this is amazing
cause its like a year long
just wait a couple years it’ll get recommended to everyone
@@FirstnameLastname-nd9wx bro its 15 minutes what is your attention span😹😹😹
@@aidancoll919 these kinda meme videos tend to get more attention if they're shorter. honestly surprised i watched the whole thing cause when i clicked on it i wasn't expecting myself to sit through a whole 14 minutes of anthony reading lyrics
@@FirstnameLastname-nd9wx i remember he read some kendrick lyrics and they still sounded fire with Anthony's regular voice 😏
“Eminem’s on his deathbed in this track and he’s still writing bars like there’s a bunch of dudes in the emergency room going
👨⚕️😱 *OHHHHHHH* 💯😂👊🔥 *OHHHHHHHHHHHH* 😱👩⚕️🔥”
“Opened her legs, so I had to insert” is one of the most stupid lines I’ve ever heard
“No more chicken sandwiches. Yes, I’ll pay for the damages.”
-Kid Cudi, 2015
Did he see the future of and try to warn us about popeyes?
Ok i smashed your Corolla
The delivery of that line in the actual song is so much worse than just reading it
Tf is yo profile pic
Was he demolishing the restaurant, I dont get this line...
Is that brain album ghostwritten by Cal Chuchesta
Baked potato
Bro i'd reather bump Cal's mixtape, it's less embarassing.
No, Cal Chuchesta would not make something as garbage
???? Wtf no cal is flames
How can you compare Cal to...Brain?!?
The demise of our relationship has resulted in me going to regular dialysis treatments 😂😂😂6:49
0:55 my teacher reading my poetry in 5th grade
ill always laugh at his genuine anger as he throws his phone exclaiming "What the hell!"
He's sitting so it's not as far but yes
Kian Ontong ok???
"The demise of our relationship has resulted in me going to regular dialysis treatments"
God bless you melon.
Best moment here 🤣
Read it right as he said it lmfao
Like I LOST MY KIDNEYS
I don't know why but when he's reading it off the laptop it's extra hilarious.
6:26 love watching this over and over, just that dead stare with a smile on his face while listening to some dumb lyrics
"While we're talking about gentrification, I mean isn't Macklemore kind of gentrifying a whole genre here?" funniest thing i've heard in a while
His next album title is gonna have the gentrification font
Ryan Flanagan hey bud, shut up
Ryan Flanagan when I need Jesus I will call him so don’t worry
im not gonna lie some of these “bad” lyrics are hilarious
Yeah but I think they’re unintentionally funny.
*P O T A T O*
My favorite is Eminem’s shish-kebab line
9:04 the human furball
This is my comfort video
Same, i have the three of them in a playlist that I go through everyday.
the potato one killed me
Never even done cocaAAaaaaiiineeeeeee
I lost my shit at that one eminem line, I cannot believe anyone greenlit "you got buns, I got Aspergers"
@@SyrianYoko Bruh
@@SyrianYoko if it was mumbled I wouldn't have to hear that garbage line properly
@@SyrianYoko skull emoticon
@@SyrianYoko “better than mumble rap” name me one Eminem album that’s come out since the Eminem show that’s objectively anywhere near the quality of or pioneered as many great albums as Rodeo (Rodeo because it defined the trap genre moving forward). I’ll wait.
@@olivercrespo2329 besides revival and relapse? every
6:30 why he say perv like that tho
Puurv
4:34 my mood today
YOU GOT BUNS, I GOT ASPERGERS????
Bro imma need the source for that pfp
delete your yt account
@@wannadie6727 jo jos bizarre adventure
NOT THE STRIPPER JOTARO PFP
I love the AVGN-esque line of “more like Hot Garbage” 🤣
That's what it was! I was thinking of the metaphor.
“My life will never be the same, but I’m scared I’m never gonna change.” Out of Nav’s context, this is actually a really good line.
This is the thing with bad artists-they're like one epiphany away from being alright artists.
Nah, that line comes off as r/im14andthisisdeep shit
"opened her legs so i had to insert" oh wow. Be still my heart
The "baked potato" bit killed me. This is fantastic
It broke his brain
Those lyrics about not doing coke are the funniest shit I've ever heard.
Now the baked potato is my favourite kind potato
"Make my own beats and i rap my own words" 6:00 his face killed me
i can't stop laughing at "the demise of our relationship has resulted in me going to regular dialysis treatments" 😭 anthony please
If you listen to just the audio, it sounds like he is describing a single awful DJ Khaled album
OH NOOO
Aren't awful and DJ Khaled a bit redundant as album descriptors?
His criticism of these lyrics really is hilarious because he’s completely right.
On top of you being right, I love your profile pic. He’s a better musician than 99% of the “musicians” featured in this video.
nice pfp
Nice profile pic. One of the funniest always sunny episodes imo
The ones on kamikaze i dont agree with them all but sure thing eminem had corny bars through the years
@@S2Xbit VENOMMM DEMIMMMM BA BA BENOMMMM VENOMMMM
Fantano ripping an album to pieces never gets old
12:50 by far the most funniest lyric that Anthony said
Fun fact about the Nair lyric: Nair warns against use on your crotch, saying it can cause skin irritation or chemical burns on the sensitive skin in that area. You're only supposed to use it for chest hair, pit hair and leg hair.
Doesn’t sound like a man who knows a lot about vaginas.
Got chemical burns that debilitated me for the rest of the day on my dick and groin from using nair for like 5 minutes. It’s terrible stuff. I cried a lot.
@@elijahamgast Same bro, really rough stuff.
@@elijahamgast F
it's decent for leg/pit hair, but it is some strong shit that you don't want on sensitive areas.
General Nuisance I don’t even have sensitive skin and that shit burned my legs. I don’t get how anyone can use it.
“He knows diddys the small one right”
9:38 Tell that girl to put a dang shirt on please
Boy*
@@Upthechels999 that the joke
I *LIVE* for Melon’s timed exhale at 3:50
best part of the video
5:01 never knew kermit did rap
Needs miss Piggy
5:56 why does he hold the computer so close lmaoo
Because he can't believe what he's seeing
0:58 "More like Hot Garbage" gets me every time
5:04 The little hop Melon did when he heard the bar kills me
Personally, I think the “Dimmsdale Dimmadome” line spoke volumes.
this video has the same energy as a teacher after the class was bad for the substitute
God, I wasn't even one of those kids, but I'd still feel really guilty every time a teacher did that.
"I don't know for sure."
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ＷＩＴＨ ＴＨＥ ＣＵＲＢ
The fact that the "hot shower hot garbage" thing was better than all of the "Big Day" lyrics is amazing