How Small Of A Hole Can My Cat Fit Through?

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  • @TJ-11918
    @TJ-11918 4 роки тому +14920

    I came across this video completely by chance and I loved it. I love cats and dogs and actually all animals. The only thing I can really kill is a spider in the house because he has no business being in here. But I got a really good laugh which I needed because I have been in self isolation for over a month now. I am probably not your target audience but I think my brain never caught up with the rest of me. I'm actually 71 and I know some people younger than me especially my wife who would probably not laugh at this but I thought it was great and I loved how your cat was able to cheat. So it just shows that cats are smarter than humans huh? I also when using speech to text have a great talent for run-on sentences I just thought I'd let you know that and fill up more space on this comment because I don't have anything else to do but watch the next video because it's 2:00 in the morning and I don't go to bed until 5:00 a.m. because my sleep is all screwed up because of being at home for a lot longer than I've been in the past but I'm not going to take any chances so I'll stop here because I don't know how long of a comment I can leave and keep a run-on sentence going because I'm just making it up as I go so with that you've got a great sense of humor and I've got about a 3-month 3-week growth of beard now so maybe I'll try and shave it in some weird way and send it to you. Okay I ran out so that's all I'll subscribe and watch what else you try to squeeze through us a cardboard wall but I love your black cat with his or her beautiful yellow eyes. Okay I think I got a whole novel here going so I'm going to shut up even though it's hard to do because speech to text is easy because I can't type so that's enough for now, thanks for a good video and a very good laugh not at the cat but with the cat and I can't imagine what the cat was thinking but he probably had a few colorful metaphors for you. That's all good fun 🤓

    • @YaraDíazGuevara
      @YaraDíazGuevara 4 роки тому +447

      T&J Jesus

    • @asimple
      @asimple 4 роки тому +943

      *when old people find UA-cam*

    • @nachgeben
      @nachgeben 4 роки тому +2054

      @@asimple When they find UA-cam, it's fantastic. Go to bed, it's too late for 12-year-olds.

    • @nachgeben
      @nachgeben 4 роки тому +697

      This is awesome.

    • @chipham2160
      @chipham2160 4 роки тому +1294

      This is too wholesome for youtube

  • @chxxrlo
    @chxxrlo 4 роки тому +7800

    william: is my cat overweight?
    also william 20 seconds later: here cat eat this entire hotdog

    • @Max-kv1xm
      @Max-kv1xm 4 роки тому +119

      I thought hotdogs consisted of sausage and bun
      This is just a sausage with 0% bun
      That's like calling 4 tires and a steering wheel "a car" because you know people understand you anyway
      I have so much to learn about american culture

    • @Snowey457_
      @Snowey457_ 4 роки тому +48

      AxxL wtf

    • @chxxrlo
      @chxxrlo 4 роки тому +12

      @@Max-kv1xm well me too im not american

    • @chimblemasterofchimney4771
      @chimblemasterofchimney4771 4 роки тому +83

      @@Max-kv1xm Hotdog refers to both the wiener and the whole product, much like burger referring to the patty and the sandwich.

    • @Bootleg_Jones
      @Bootleg_Jones 4 роки тому +50

      @@Max-kv1xm the hotdog *is* the "sausage", it's just served on a bun. The whole thing is also just called a hotdog, so I understand the confusion.

  • @KaeruZanatta
    @KaeruZanatta 4 роки тому +3621

    Since it is a reverse soul patch, I vote to call that the “soulless patch”

    • @elliottskl
      @elliottskl 4 роки тому +23

      wouldnt that be a gingerpatch?

    • @eidolor
      @eidolor 4 роки тому +26

      Gingerpatch is already a thing, maybe don’t google it

    • @akishot6735
      @akishot6735 4 роки тому +2

      It’s a wolverines

    • @ashton2266
      @ashton2266 4 роки тому +35

      @@eidolor When you say *"Don't Google it",* a person like me is always compelled to Google it

    • @binaryagenda
      @binaryagenda 4 роки тому +13

      The soul patch is just below the lip only, so that doesn't work. William's beard has no goatee. Reverse goatee?

  • @e.d.5766
    @e.d.5766 4 роки тому +2407

    "How can you tell if a cat is obese?"
    I think when you start feeding it hot dogs, that's a good indicator.

    • @umm589
      @umm589 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @bunnytenshi9920
      @bunnytenshi9920 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @thisisemmalyshandle
      @thisisemmalyshandle 4 роки тому +26

      Henry Smith anybody who doesn’t own a pet is gay ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

    • @lih3391
      @lih3391 4 роки тому +22

      @Henry Smith are you mad you didn’t get a pet? Also, calling people gay is not funny anymore

  • @waleyboi06
    @waleyboi06 4 роки тому +2458

    "This is a 5$ cat"
    Boys and girls ladys and gentleman i have it, the next youTube craze
    5$ cat vs 500$

    • @JeepBunker25
      @JeepBunker25 4 роки тому +29

      Only in china...

    • @reeeeeee3966
      @reeeeeee3966 4 роки тому +27

      I fr saw a 145,000 dollar cat one time.....yeah

    • @j0elyb3an
      @j0elyb3an 4 роки тому +12

      already done
      *somehow*

    • @EvilAwoken
      @EvilAwoken 3 роки тому +36

      Jacksfilms has done 1 dollar dog vs 1000 dollar dog

    • @tophan5146
      @tophan5146 3 роки тому +7

      5$ vs 500$ cats fight to the death

  • @TMAguy
    @TMAguy 4 роки тому +2736

    Me: I wonder why the cats so fat
    William: here's a whole hotdog kitty

    • @zoculta3657
      @zoculta3657 4 роки тому +39

      Me: Not good
      Will: Great! That's exciting!

    • @lepidusthewiser
      @lepidusthewiser 4 роки тому +45

      I hope the cat doesn't become a victim of Reddit's heckin chonker cult

    • @radicalonion4979
      @radicalonion4979 4 роки тому +21

      I think it's just fluffy

    • @ayahuascagaming9399
      @ayahuascagaming9399 3 роки тому

      @sprock that would look terrible

    • @williambenton9042
      @williambenton9042 3 роки тому

      William: is discussed
      Me: (also named William) gets confused for a minute

  • @nathanfahey5080
    @nathanfahey5080 4 роки тому +4275

    Next video should be
    The cat's revenge:
    How small of a hole can William fit through?

  • @Marc-dg2en
    @Marc-dg2en 4 роки тому +3060

    *Cat jumps over barrier*
    Normal people: "lets raise it so the cat cant jump over"
    William: "lets put some weights on it, make the cat heavier"

  • @BMarie774
    @BMarie774 3 роки тому +484

    “How has your isolation and self quarantine been going? Tell me about it! You’ve got five seconds!”
    Me: *stares awkwardly silent at the screen as William silently stares back*

  • @heyopc
    @heyopc 4 роки тому +10506

    Will looked less homeless when he didn't have a home

  • @tibimarin
    @tibimarin 4 роки тому +3273

    Will: "How can you tell your cat is overweight"
    Also Will: YOUR REWARD IS HOTDOG

    • @thephabled
      @thephabled 4 роки тому

      Pencil 1991 there fat r way them

    • @sweetbuttergeminine4756
      @sweetbuttergeminine4756 4 роки тому +21

      Not a piece but the whole thing though🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @DrDemento456
      @DrDemento456 4 роки тому +2

      No beating hot dog squeezing through smaller hole only gets you small treat

  • @joeyg8201
    @joeyg8201 4 роки тому +874

    "how do you tell if your cat is overweight"
    *gives cat entire hot dog*

    • @TansyCat
      @TansyCat 4 роки тому

      My cat is the fattest cat in the world

    • @TansyCat
      @TansyCat 4 роки тому

      @@Mr_Snek I might have to weigh my cat

  • @TJ-11918
    @TJ-11918 2 роки тому +178

    Hi William, I saw you still had me (the long run on sentence old guy) pinned after 2 years your video (your cat going through the cardboard hole) thank you. It's my 10 nanoseconds of a little fame on YT 🤣 I hope all is well with you and I wish you the best!!! I still love your videos even the older ones. I have to to say that I hope you still have your beautiful black cat with fantastic yellow eyes! If she could talk I know some really colorful metaphors that she could let out to you 🤣🤣🤣

    • @fistrexx
      @fistrexx 2 роки тому +9

      Its a pity u didnt get notoiced this time, hope u doing good and u get that crazy beard shave

    • @ElleDuderino
      @ElleDuderino Рік тому +1

      What’s with the punctuation this time around?! Loved reading both your comments ☮️❤️

  • @CreeperAssassin212
    @CreeperAssassin212 4 роки тому +2900

    Normal Person: “make the barrier taller”
    Engineer: “MAKE THE CAT HEAVIER” LMFAO

    • @MINECRAF3334
      @MINECRAF3334 4 роки тому +42

      @@landonrhoads6225 Engineers most of the time don't come up with the simple answer until they have tried everything that's more complicated.

    • @Powerkillera
      @Powerkillera 4 роки тому +46

      Engineers start with the most complicated solution and gradually simplify it until it's something they can actually do.
      This is because more complicated solutions grant more XP than simple solutions.
      Engineers are 100% minmaxers.

    • @bamb8s436
      @bamb8s436 4 роки тому +2

      @@landonrhoads6225 U wouldn t get it

    • @cafenightster4548
      @cafenightster4548 4 роки тому +5

      Put a cardboard at a 45 degree incline on the top wall facing the cat, most animals dont like setup, deer are afraid of hopping fences with that type of unknown angle, also works on dogs.

    • @randomidiot50
      @randomidiot50 4 роки тому

      Ur calling will a engineer tf

  • @justDani99
    @justDani99 4 роки тому +563

    loving his "I've descended into madness look", it's really fitting

    • @jacobbartlett331
      @jacobbartlett331 4 роки тому

      daniel yea,a look, that’s all it is.....

    • @JoeySells.
      @JoeySells. 4 роки тому

      daniel William’s or Jimmy Neutron’s?

    • @mani1739
      @mani1739 4 роки тому

      He looks like wolverine

    • @connorpoylio4107
      @connorpoylio4107 4 роки тому

      Bro, he has become Lemmy Kilmister from Motörhead

  • @joshgiesler8225
    @joshgiesler8225 4 роки тому +800

    His cat: eats hotdogs.
    My cat: only eats fancy feast once it’s been put on her favorite plate and served at exactly 3:16 a.m. after she meows at me profusely.

    • @bibekthakur4953
      @bibekthakur4953 4 роки тому +2

      Well that's great....

    • @tanyafullerton8168
      @tanyafullerton8168 4 роки тому +2

      very good

    • @xxfolklorexx
      @xxfolklorexx 4 роки тому +11

      At least you didn't have a Tabby for 12 years who would think it was fun to paw at your face at 2:00 am while you were sleeping for no good reason. She also liked dropping sharp objects on the floor in the middle of the night for my husband to step on at 6:00 am too. Cats are dicks.

    • @beth-ug6ti
      @beth-ug6ti 4 роки тому +4

      @@xxfolklorexx you should have raised your cat better

    • @elnestoguerrero8861
      @elnestoguerrero8861 4 роки тому

      @@beth-ug6ti hola besina

  • @alessandrofedericogobber5634
    @alessandrofedericogobber5634 4 роки тому +132

    This type of experiment really showcases the problem-solving capabilities of cats, this added with their natural stubbornness, makes them excellent test subjects, and it can also be a fun game for it, as he has a task and gets rewarded if he succeeds, which is the same concept as training him with tricks.

    • @SineN0mine3
      @SineN0mine3 2 роки тому +2

      I expected the cat to be more stubborn, it seemed like he really wanted to do what William wanted but he was too embarrassed to risk getting stuck while on camera. Poor guy.

    • @monhi64
      @monhi64 2 роки тому

      Cats can be so effing smart sometimes. There’s one specific cat her owner runs a channel called “billi speaks” or something along those lines. And so the cat has this set up of like 50 buttons that she can press that will say a word. And I swear I would think it’s total BS, except you genuinely tell it’s a cat’s thoughts because 80% of what she says is “more food or play fan toy”
      It’s really pretty wild seeing how quickly she’s picked up on something so close to language

  • @jaykay4137
    @jaykay4137 4 роки тому +1391

    Caretaker: "What if we make the barrier taller?"
    Will: "What if we make the cat heavier?"
    Caretaker: -_-

  • @guitardweep13
    @guitardweep13 4 роки тому +325

    "How do I know if my cat is overweight?"
    *gives cat entire hot dog as a treat*

  • @kworl3366
    @kworl3366 4 роки тому +2380

    Why stop at just the beard?? Shave a line straight through the middle of your head, your mustache, and... other places.

    • @Hibernathan05
      @Hibernathan05 4 роки тому +78

      Kworl REVERSE MOWHAWK HELL YEA!!!

    • @Wiresgalore
      @Wiresgalore 4 роки тому +120

      @@Hibernathan05 It will uncover the seam where they put him together at the factory

    • @That_One_Guy101
      @That_One_Guy101 4 роки тому +20

      So like the opposite of a Hitler mustache where hair would be there wouldn't and the mustache would be in to parts.

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash 4 роки тому +29

      racing stripes for more s p e e d

    • @peanutman8279
      @peanutman8279 4 роки тому +4

      the nose

  • @uzairkhalid1603
    @uzairkhalid1603 4 роки тому +383

    You should do an experiment to see how high your cat can jump

    • @notdolandark
      @notdolandark 3 роки тому +3

      I would have it so that you can see how high the cat can get before passing out

    • @Eldritchg0d
      @Eldritchg0d 3 роки тому +7

      He should do an experiment to see how high his cat can get

    • @veenus745
      @veenus745 3 роки тому +2

      Just a garbage idea innit

    • @mistxcloudz5069
      @mistxcloudz5069 3 роки тому +2

      more of how high your cat WILL jump

  • @RetroRoundupUK
    @RetroRoundupUK 4 роки тому +1711

    I love that caregiver is in the same chair, still playing Animal Crossing.

    • @jaafarzaidi3390
      @jaafarzaidi3390 4 роки тому +14

      Caregiver?? lol..

    • @jamespereira4419
      @jamespereira4419 4 роки тому +50

      @@jaafarzaidi3390 Its an older reference, that's what we used to call her idk.

    • @broom_404
      @broom_404 4 роки тому +6

      @@jaafarzaidi3390 caretaker is so boomer

    • @filippeo
      @filippeo 4 роки тому +27

      But it's William who's caregiver, she's a caretaker

    • @jaafarzaidi3390
      @jaafarzaidi3390 4 роки тому +16

      @@jamespereira4419 We've never called her dat,
      We've always called her Caretaker Chelsea..

  • @claudekeithmagdangal5834
    @claudekeithmagdangal5834 4 роки тому +335

    Cat: *fits through 10mm gap instead of 4 in. hole*
    William: YOU CHEATED

  • @averynelson1186
    @averynelson1186 4 роки тому +737

    Any space a healthy cat can fit their head through... They can fit their body through (if motivated). This is because they can compress their ribs a little bit.
    Rats take this to the next level. Rats can fit through a hole the size of a quarter.

    • @awol_8757
      @awol_8757 4 роки тому +67

      Next video William buys a rat named Sean and conducts inhumane experiments on it

    • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
      @SoggyCoffeeAddict 4 роки тому +23

      And moles can fit inside mole tunnels

    • @tinydoge2366
      @tinydoge2366 4 роки тому +5

      I think my ribs can compress enough, I’ll try

    • @jorenlavaerts3970
      @jorenlavaerts3970 4 роки тому +3

      big fucking octopi can fit through holes the size of a 2 euro coin

    • @kertas1991111
      @kertas1991111 4 роки тому +2

      @@jorenlavaerts3970 to be fair they have no bones

  • @who_131
    @who_131 3 роки тому +56

    “What if we just, don’t feed him,.......... for a couple weeks”. That sentence had me dying

  • @willypete1354
    @willypete1354 4 роки тому +715

    When you realize that William can’t lose his sanity in quarantine because he’s already lost it.

    • @ianh1504
      @ianh1504 4 роки тому +1

      This will actually be the perfect opportunity for him to clear out the closet he lost his sanity in and find it again

    • @saleetist7510
      @saleetist7510 4 роки тому +3

      He lost it the second Michael left him. Without Michael in his life, he had no one to experiment on or with. He was the Yin to his Yang. Without Michael, the balance was broken.

    • @MrManniG
      @MrManniG 4 роки тому

      My fear is caretaker might loose her sanity sooner or later too. Propably sooner than later

  • @lj3622
    @lj3622 4 роки тому +749

    Cat: *hesitates to squeeze through 4 inch hole*
    Also cat: *forces himself into thin crevice off to the side*

    • @ballisticbee6001
      @ballisticbee6001 4 роки тому +11

      Lian Otero crevice can adjust. 4-inch hole cannot

    • @joeyspijkers9867
      @joeyspijkers9867 4 роки тому +4

      Crevice can adjust 4 inch hole cannot

    • @poisonscythe666
      @poisonscythe666 4 роки тому +3

      4 inch hole cannot adjust. Crevice can

    • @flamevortex
      @flamevortex 4 роки тому +6

      4 inch hole adjust it can not, do so a crevice can.

    • @patrickf.123
      @patrickf.123 4 роки тому +2

      crevice move hole don't

  • @ohboy9429
    @ohboy9429 4 роки тому +1934

    This guy went from creating robots and Lazer cutting copper batteries to shoving cats in cardboard holes

    • @marvin2678
      @marvin2678 4 роки тому +41

      And I absolutely love it

    • @Elemental8813
      @Elemental8813 4 роки тому +16

      Cat gloryhole

    • @kurumi394
      @kurumi394 4 роки тому +6

      @@Elemental8813 oh no

    • @waterunderthebridge7950
      @waterunderthebridge7950 4 роки тому +10

      Better than putting cats into quantum-sealed boxes that may or may not kill them, I guess

    • @Ctab-fp9nt
      @Ctab-fp9nt 4 роки тому +3

      Its evolving
      Just forwards

  • @deletoblue1109
    @deletoblue1109 4 роки тому +240

    That beard is a style called “mutton chops”

    • @hamsterduh
      @hamsterduh 4 роки тому +1

      I thought I was the only one that knew

    • @skrimper
      @skrimper 3 роки тому +28

      @@hamsterduh then you are incredibly naive

    • @GorggW
      @GorggW 3 роки тому +4

      @Java Monsoon correct

    • @danielwesley5051
      @danielwesley5051 3 роки тому +4

      Its a muttonstache

    • @linuxstreamer8910
      @linuxstreamer8910 3 роки тому

      i just wanted to say that

  • @not_juice_man9867
    @not_juice_man9867 4 роки тому +550

    Here’s an idea for beard: instead of one stripe, make the entire beard striped

    • @Abcwhatever
      @Abcwhatever 4 роки тому +22

      What if the stripe was horizontal instead of vertical?

    • @timverheijen2622
      @timverheijen2622 4 роки тому +9

      @@Abcwhatever no that'd look silly

    • @gelatinoussire7772
      @gelatinoussire7772 4 роки тому +11

      @@timverheijen2622 The whole point is to look silly

    • @Spooods67
      @Spooods67 4 роки тому +2

      A new stripe every video

    • @Kai-Gizlow
      @Kai-Gizlow 4 роки тому +2

      Checkerboard beard

  • @raccmaster6054
    @raccmaster6054 4 роки тому +642

    Hes turned into a hill billy in like 2 months somehow

  • @gateauxq4604
    @gateauxq4604 4 роки тому +744

    ‘He can’t jump over this barrier’-When the dude with the largest cat tshirt collection in the world doesn’t know how cats work

  • @4077Disc
    @4077Disc 4 роки тому +126

    This time: "maybe next time we just won't feed him"
    Next time: "training went great because we didn't feed him!!!"
    Scientific progress, everyone

  • @JohnSmith-zd7rs
    @JohnSmith-zd7rs 4 роки тому +600

    0:21
    Big Willy: "How has your isolation and self quarantine been going?"
    Me: "I've been rewatching more of your videos recently"
    Big Willy: "it sounds like you're just as bored as me"

  • @vexu-
    @vexu- 4 роки тому +792

    If Michael Reeves were here: *For everytime this cat fails to get into the hole, I will taze the cat and everyone else, including me.*

    • @GLITCH_-.-
      @GLITCH_-.- 4 роки тому +32

      While a robot shoots BBs in your eye and a laser is setting the kitchen-wasp-nest on fire

  • @TheReck12
    @TheReck12 4 роки тому +582

    "eccentric engineer and his caretaker torture their cat for 10 minutes"

  • @pyro-millie5533
    @pyro-millie5533 4 роки тому +88

    I freaking love "Jimmy Neutron, the five dollar cat"!

  • @SheepHairOG
    @SheepHairOG 4 роки тому +422

    A great tagline for this channel would be “Almost Science”

    • @luthfiazahra4212
      @luthfiazahra4212 4 роки тому +7

      "Technically science"

    • @bones1026
      @bones1026 4 роки тому +3

      "vaguely similar to science"

    • @Medeusa
      @Medeusa 4 роки тому +1

      Nearly Kinda Science, In a Way *Maybe*

  • @SofiaCavalcante
    @SofiaCavalcante 4 роки тому +1395

    "How small of a hole can a $5 dollar cat fit through" is a great title tbh

    • @kylenakamura4353
      @kylenakamura4353 4 роки тому +57

      "$5 cat vs $5,000 cat: is it worth it?"

    •  4 роки тому +1

      I guess I read it worng.

    • @gonbonso7689
      @gonbonso7689 3 роки тому +5

      @@kylenakamura4353 MKBHD must compare

    • @mariak.b2903
      @mariak.b2903 3 роки тому +1

      Yess

    • @Person-lk1vs
      @Person-lk1vs 3 роки тому

      that’s not the title

  • @Emmaisviolent
    @Emmaisviolent 4 роки тому +187

    "Custom Hotwheels Track"
    So that's why you chose muttonchops.

  • @The_Keeper
    @The_Keeper 3 роки тому +30

    "How can you tell if your cat is overweight?"
    This experiment is actually a good indicator.
    The rule of thumb is, if a cat can get its head through something, it should be able to get the rest of its body through as well.
    If it gets stuck, but its head got through, yeah your cat is a little chunky.

  • @blightyfrogs
    @blightyfrogs 4 роки тому +358

    William: outsmarts navy
    Also William: outsmarted by cat multiple times in one video

    • @kilesprofit8917
      @kilesprofit8917 3 роки тому +25

      conclusion: Williams cat can outsmart the US royal navy

    • @matsurisband-aids4712
      @matsurisband-aids4712 3 роки тому +2

      @@kilesprofit8917 Which video are u guys talking about? New viewer here

    • @kilesprofit8917
      @kilesprofit8917 3 роки тому +6

      @@matsurisband-aids4712 look up"EGG DROP - U.S. Navy vs William Osman"

    • @bensnumber1fan708
      @bensnumber1fan708 3 роки тому +5

      @@kilesprofit8917 US "royal" navy?

  • @UltraNerdyGamer
    @UltraNerdyGamer 4 роки тому +618

    Looks like the hole might have been a bit too high, especially compared to the other videos. Seems like Jimbo didn't want to go through because he couldn't find good footing.

  • @hermisejasper9865
    @hermisejasper9865 4 роки тому +19

    Top ten statements before disaster...
    Number 1... “How wide is the cat”

  • @jaypea1722
    @jaypea1722 4 роки тому +568

    “You have 5 seconds to tell me how your quarantine is”
    Me just having a staring contest instead

    • @stellaqaustralia
      @stellaqaustralia 4 роки тому +4

      200 Subscribers With No Video To Help My Brother Who won?

    • @liaml1694
      @liaml1694 4 роки тому +2

      Me: 1,2,3,4,5

    • @vatsal9005
      @vatsal9005 4 роки тому

      That was too weird ,bro 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @stellaqaustralia
      @stellaqaustralia 4 роки тому

      @@liaml1694 😂

  • @enaty699
    @enaty699 4 роки тому +412

    "how can you tell if you cat is overweight"
    Feeds it a whole hotdog

    • @MrOiram46
      @MrOiram46 4 роки тому +1

      What anime is your pfp from?

    • @-Sean_
      @-Sean_ 4 роки тому +1

      @@MrOiram46 dick kickem

    • @str3wburryn
      @str3wburryn 4 роки тому +3

      @@MrOiram46 its oni chichi

    • @rsm05
      @rsm05 4 роки тому +2

      @@str3wburryn no its boku no pico

    • @str3wburryn
      @str3wburryn 4 роки тому

      @Krukov Von Königsberg XD

  • @bwood6337
    @bwood6337 4 роки тому +298

    “Shaved chin *but a beard everywhere else.* ”
    Oh William if only I could....also eliminating the Hitler stash before asking for suggestions was a good idea.

  • @meghanquinn6383
    @meghanquinn6383 4 роки тому +26

    "Hows quarantine going"
    Me chasing after a apple that fell out of its bag and started rolling away as soon as he asked: " oh no, oh no, oh no,"

  • @A_Hey
    @A_Hey 4 роки тому +200

    If you tire weights to your cat he’ll just be super powerful when you take them off. Like Rock Lee from my favorite sitcom Naruto.

  • @BigManJD
    @BigManJD 4 роки тому +1104

    Ok, it’s official, William has lost his mind...

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov 4 роки тому +20

      *Insert joke about how this is nothing new*

    • @jakemakes
      @jakemakes 4 роки тому +6

      Well. He's lost it a little more than usual.

    • @ayesuaung1365
      @ayesuaung1365 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah🤔🤔🤔

    • @lucasbread4836
      @lucasbread4836 4 роки тому +1

      You just noticed now?

    • @crusadetime6980
      @crusadetime6980 4 роки тому +1

      At least what was left of it

  • @RoseGuyCrazy
    @RoseGuyCrazy 4 роки тому +372

    "Ok, now the cat can't escape"
    Me, having owned cats and seen them jump straight up onto the top of bookshelves: Bahahahahaha

    • @owenclough7156
      @owenclough7156 4 роки тому +1

      My cat used to have a straight up 6 foot vertical but hes old and has cancer now

    • @RoseGuyCrazy
      @RoseGuyCrazy 4 роки тому

      @Arthur Wall Yeah I think so. From what I remember, at least

  • @Rgrtls
    @Rgrtls 2 роки тому +5

    Its fun coming back to these videos way after quarantine and seeing what everyone was doing for fun

  • @Sewer.dwelling.rat.
    @Sewer.dwelling.rat. 4 роки тому +549

    Will: is he over weight
    Also will 10 seconds later: feeds him a literal hotdog

  • @nutchunder
    @nutchunder 4 роки тому +391

    "send me your ugly facial hair"
    *grabs ziplock bag*

    • @div3345
      @div3345 4 роки тому +1

      Recent but vastly underrated

    • @kanyenotthatone5275
      @kanyenotthatone5275 4 роки тому +2

      im commenting so you get higher on the comment section

    • @owenw.7904
      @owenw.7904 4 роки тому +1

      This needs to be top comment

    • @bleach5825
      @bleach5825 4 роки тому +1

      Im screaming

    • @antimatter2376
      @antimatter2376 4 роки тому +2

      Took me a while but i got it

  • @c4tg1rl10
    @c4tg1rl10 4 роки тому +53

    I love William Osman, he's the perfect combination of great philosopher, master engineer, mathematical genius, and 7 year old

  • @xkoala303x
    @xkoala303x 4 роки тому +8

    6:15 I love how we don’t even need to see Caretakers face to know that she’s like “...no”

  • @zaclarkby6389
    @zaclarkby6389 4 роки тому +486

    Alternate title: infected man tortures his cat

  • @edutottenham
    @edutottenham 4 роки тому +85

    7:47 the cat's face encapsulates the despair of being subjected to quarantine Bill Osman's mind

    • @Josiahhhhhhh
      @Josiahhhhhhh 4 роки тому +8

      Why does “Bill” Osman disturb me so much

  • @PentaClipsOfflineTVHighlights
    @PentaClipsOfflineTVHighlights 4 роки тому +164

    "If at first you don't succeed, find a way to cheat the system."-Jimmy Neutron

  • @skups3843
    @skups3843 4 роки тому +7

    William: "How's quarantine going?"
    Me: "Yeah I just broke up and also hit depression do yeah it's been bad.."
    *William: "That's really cool and exciting"*

  • @Tierdas
    @Tierdas 4 роки тому +1674

    "how's self quarantine" "yeah slowly losing my mind" "that's really Cool and Exciting!"

  • @kerrymandal502
    @kerrymandal502 4 роки тому +447

    Will: tell me about your quarantine Me: my grandma died last week Will:thats really cool and exciting!

    • @urhotorma9863
      @urhotorma9863 4 роки тому +9

      I mean... ...it's funny, but am i supposed to laugh?

    • @remko1
      @remko1 4 роки тому +8

      oh mannn uh idk am i suppose to laugh!?? oh god uh oh oh uh uh help i i i dont know know help

    • @METALisLIFE89
      @METALisLIFE89 4 роки тому +8

      my mom passed away on the day my brother and i tested positive for cornavirus 2 weeks ago. im sorry for your loss.

    • @immaguy7905
      @immaguy7905 4 роки тому

      .......... Okay where's the punch line?

    • @dardvader6
      @dardvader6 4 роки тому +4

      My gramma pased away to 2 weeks ago im sorry for you loss.

  • @richardbean1871
    @richardbean1871 4 роки тому +155

    I am utterly disappointed that $5 cat wasn't in the title

  • @kukicu
    @kukicu Рік тому +1

    I'm actually reassured the cat is so hesitant. Like imagine a cat who would go straight into a opening the lower half of him can't get throught, get's stuck and starves to death. Knowing if you're gonna get stuck is one of the function of whiskers.

  • @sopas.closet
    @sopas.closet 4 роки тому +287

    william: takes off the bathroom door without measuring it first

    • @birdpump
      @birdpump 4 роки тому +6

      smart boi

    • @christiaanstirling8685
      @christiaanstirling8685 4 роки тому +6

      sophia it’s William the only thing he ever measured is the hole size.

    • @MontySaurusRex_
      @MontySaurusRex_ 4 роки тому +1

      @@christiaanstirling8685 And even then he couldn't get 4 inches right.

  • @kallelammert4294
    @kallelammert4294 4 роки тому +176

    William: how small a hole can my cat fit through?
    Cat: hold my molecules

  • @francesthepossum1812
    @francesthepossum1812 4 роки тому +170

    My quarantine has left me severely depressed and scared
    “That’s really cool and exciting!”

  • @katschwartz7585
    @katschwartz7585 3 роки тому +2

    I just lost my cat to cancer a few days ago and this is the content I really needed. Thank you William, your Channel is awesome 😎

  • @Eugen1344
    @Eugen1344 4 роки тому +155

    William: Tell me about your quarantine
    Me: Well, I was severely depressed throughout the whole quarantine, and...
    William: That's really cool and exciting!
    Me: Thanks, papa Will, i know you believe in me

  • @cowsrbeefy
    @cowsrbeefy 4 роки тому +128

    “No gross jokes” “here’s a whole hot dog” you’re killing me over here will

  • @isaacyoung2116
    @isaacyoung2116 4 роки тому +7

    This is a masterpiece of entertainment. I’ve watched this 10 times now

  • @busher6004
    @busher6004 4 роки тому +212

    Me: I have been contemplating if I should commit suicide
    William: Wow! That's really cool and exciting!

    • @user-qz5it8nt1l
      @user-qz5it8nt1l 4 роки тому +1

      Busheru651 cool

    • @WhatAKlutz
      @WhatAKlutz 4 роки тому +16

      You alright? I’ve been there and if you need someone to talk to, I can give you my discord.

    • @Cc-0073
      @Cc-0073 4 роки тому +1

      Haha same I wanna die to and this quarantine shit have made me even more depressed and I'm cutting myself now

    • @chnhakk
      @chnhakk 4 роки тому +1

      @@WhatAKlutz i think he can get his own discord

    • @calt7964
      @calt7964 4 роки тому

      I think we all need someone to talk to in this trying time

  • @stellaqaustralia
    @stellaqaustralia 4 роки тому +578

    When is the “How small of a hole can Will fit through” vid coming out? Maybe, don’t feed him for a couple of weeks first just to make it interesting.

  • @MrXenboss
    @MrXenboss 4 роки тому +342

    Why isn't the title "How Small Of A Hole Can A 5$ Cat Fit Through?" LOL 😅

    • @whw148
      @whw148 4 роки тому +17

      5$ cat vs 5000$ cat when

    • @Dovsaspa
      @Dovsaspa 4 роки тому +2

      Alexi LMAO

    • @frandurrieu6477
      @frandurrieu6477 4 роки тому +2

      UA-cam would ut it as inappropriate because it is speciesist

    • @roamspida4951
      @roamspida4951 4 роки тому +1

      Monstercat monstercat

  • @Benjamin36912
    @Benjamin36912 4 роки тому +7

    I love this video, it made me laugh. Brilliant dedication to making the bit really elaborate and fun when a hole in a box would have done the job.

  • @antoniogureev
    @antoniogureev 4 роки тому +617

    The moral of the story: if you want to achieve impossible things just cheat.

  • @SpookyBoson
    @SpookyBoson 4 роки тому +61

    William: Can my cat fit through a 5-inch hole?
    Also William: My cat can fit through a 5-inch hole, can it fit through a 6 inch hole?

  • @andrewrobotbuilder
    @andrewrobotbuilder 4 роки тому +107

    "The reward for making it through that is an entire hotdog"
    idk what it is about this sentence and the visuals involved, but it feels so blursed that I've been giggling for far longer than is considered normal for a sane human being

    • @moka8267
      @moka8267 4 роки тому

      I loved that part

  • @addisonknox5052
    @addisonknox5052 3 роки тому +1

    Thanks for not harassing me to subscribe. I've been loyally watching your videos all year just through my suggestions alone. After the past two days spent home with food poisoning and thirty videos later I realized I still hadn't hit the button! +1 for natural subs. Shout out for being cool and bowel evacuation content.

  • @lamp5285
    @lamp5285 4 роки тому +191

    The thumbnail: Day 23 in the chamber, they haven't found me yet, but when they do they're gonna be surprised

    • @sorziez711
      @sorziez711 4 роки тому +2

      Lamp TikTok 🅱️ R U H

    • @Bruhmeister0
      @Bruhmeister0 4 роки тому

      The thumbnail: stuck porn

  • @evilwizardboy09
    @evilwizardboy09 4 роки тому +56

    this has the same energy of my 52 year old divorced teacher who didn't know his zoom camera was on

  • @xxtailsxx8062
    @xxtailsxx8062 4 роки тому +85

    “how do i know if my cat is overweight?” *feeds him a whole hotdog

    • @demonindenim
      @demonindenim 4 роки тому +1

      aww your pfp just bought on a wave of sad memories :(

    • @demonindenim
      @demonindenim 4 роки тому +1

      rip stefan

  • @blackoutowo8666
    @blackoutowo8666 4 роки тому +1

    9:18
    *makeing a good outro holding jimmy*
    Jimmy: I IDENTIFY MY SELF AS A SLIPPERY WORM ~(•~•)~

  • @pinguossas6422
    @pinguossas6422 4 роки тому +158

    William: so tell me how Is going your quarantine and self-isolation.
    Me: i'm actually doing crack
    Also William: wow, that's really cool and ecxiting

  • @Sandux930
    @Sandux930 4 роки тому +419

    Will: literally does experiment backwards
    Will: this experiment sucks!!!

    • @n64p3
      @n64p3 4 роки тому +3

      He’s got a special brain

    • @Fassle
      @Fassle 4 роки тому +1

      How big of a cardboard hole can you fit in a cat???

  • @elwoko5850
    @elwoko5850 4 роки тому +96

    William: I'm out of cardboard :/
    William's brain: Let's just TaKe tHe dOoR

  • @JustDaUsualTF
    @JustDaUsualTF 4 роки тому +8

    "How's quarantine going?" "My anxiety came back..." "That's cool and exciting!"

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +120

    4:53
    *Cat cheeses Mario Maker level by jumping over obstacle.*

    • @nopir3898
      @nopir3898 4 роки тому

      day 32 of hunting the "Guy without a Mustache" until he replies to me

    • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
      @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому

      Octille
      Nathan Allison
      Sup, how are ya'll? I try to reply to people if I get a notification, for some reason the notifs are working today lol

    • @gnomsrepnay
      @gnomsrepnay 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache cool you replied

  • @izzaazzurri
    @izzaazzurri 4 роки тому +323

    "What if we don't feed him a couple weeks"
    Wow, calm down satan

    • @dianak8656
      @dianak8656 4 роки тому +13

      I don't even know if it was about motivation or getting the cat thinner

  • @b3dubbs72
    @b3dubbs72 4 роки тому +635

    “It’s a little bigger than four inches” -Will Osman 2020

    • @makhond2498
      @makhond2498 3 роки тому +11

      He jUsT nEeDs MoTiVaTiOn

    • @HoganThompson
      @HoganThompson 3 роки тому

      That’s why we’re the little willys 😂

    • @quantumthedrago
      @quantumthedrago 3 роки тому

      Well I have a tank is that motivation

  • @pandap4ntz
    @pandap4ntz 3 роки тому +6

    This had me actually laughing out loud, hands down, super hilarious! I've never seen anyone feed a cat a hot dog before! Just omg, so much funny in this video! Your cat's a good sport!

  • @QuiGonJoe
    @QuiGonJoe 4 роки тому +52

    "We need more chairs" how many chairs, is too many chairs

  • @tylerchiu7065
    @tylerchiu7065 4 роки тому +83

    Chelsea: "Where did the cat go?"
    William: "The hole."

    • @fannyslam
      @fannyslam 4 роки тому +6

      Ah that was my favourite cat

  • @tylerblack3962
    @tylerblack3962 4 роки тому +58

    “Is there a name for this?”
    Me: “A mistake”...

  • @riotpursuit5796
    @riotpursuit5796 4 роки тому +5

    To think that he is bored after only half a month... I makes me cry a bit.

  • @jml_prod
    @jml_prod 4 роки тому +92

    **yells i’m sad when he asks how my experience is going**
    “oh yeah that’s pretty cool”

    • @Trepur349
      @Trepur349 4 роки тому +2

      "You have 5 seconds to say how you experience is going"
      well I'm day drinking, I already was an alcoholic but I've more than doubled my consumption
      "oh yeah, that's pretty cool"

    • @elnestoguerrero8861
      @elnestoguerrero8861 4 роки тому

      @@Trepur349 what

    • @rick5219
      @rick5219 4 роки тому

      It’s fucking depressing dude..

    • @rick5219
      @rick5219 4 роки тому

      My god.. and then you got hella school work like wtf man you’re stressing me the fuck out bro I’m already depressed enough as as as I am

    • @mudpuppy8740
      @mudpuppy8740 4 роки тому

      If ya’ll gettin depressed from being alone you need to work on yourself because you got issues

  • @bunger6813
    @bunger6813 4 роки тому +103

    "I'm gonna show you a quick way to get experience,"
    Proceeds to commit genocide

    • @Webcamboat
      @Webcamboat 4 роки тому +5

      Jol Sinc hitler must’ve had hella xp

    • @flopsnail4750
      @flopsnail4750 4 роки тому

      @@Webcamboat r/cursedcomment

    • @Webcamboat
      @Webcamboat 4 роки тому

      flop snail r/redditorsonyoutube

  • @arjyapratyush8086
    @arjyapratyush8086 Рік тому +1

    i love how caretaker is so unbothered every time she’s on camera

  • @linusbrendel
    @linusbrendel 4 роки тому +1912

    This experiment is flawed. Giving him a hotdog for every hole he goes through just makes him fatter for the next one.
    Annoying Edit: oMg ThAnK yOu FoR aLl ThEsE lIkEs UwU! [insert an obnoxious amount of emojis here]

    • @jfr9964
      @jfr9964 4 роки тому +37

      Yeah right? Willy should check his controlled variables

    • @The_Tau_Beta
      @The_Tau_Beta 4 роки тому +14

      I'd still go through a hole if it was for a hot dog

    • @thoughtsofapeer
      @thoughtsofapeer 4 роки тому +1

      Isn't it just a sausage he got? Isn't a hotdog sausage and bread? Confused European!

    • @highfiverandomguys
      @highfiverandomguys 4 роки тому +3

      Spagneto A hot dog can mean two things: it can be a sausage inside a bun or it can be just the sausage itself.

    • @linusbrendel
      @linusbrendel 4 роки тому

      @@thoughtsofapeer Hello fellow European! Yes, you are indeed correct.

  • @i_see-what_u-did_there8400
    @i_see-what_u-did_there8400 4 роки тому +55

    9:21 That's a "I'm gona murder you in your sleep" kinda look if I ever saw one.