"You took a minor conflict over who was to use the fax machine first, and you exploded that into physical violence. And for that I applaud you!" Always one of my favorite quotes and I would've LOVED to see how that played out! 🤣
Larry Miller stood there all day and listened to Carl confuse The Nutty Professor with Big Mama's House. Larry has the patience of a saint and is a dedicated salesman.
This was one of my favorite guest appearances, Larry Miller who was a veteran of a toss around actor in the 2000s showing up in absolutely everything yelling about his fictional gambling addiction and the Carl being such trash that he destroys his alternate happy selfs life. Absolute gold, I just wish it was the full episode but this is just as good.
Against all odds, Larry experienced a momentary recovery, parlayed his unfair inheritance, landed a gig on Curb Your Enthusiasm and became semi-famous.
"Hey, this is the mother of my children we're talking about here." "Which means she's done. Tell her to take a hike and trade her in for something tight."
2:20 Carl doesn't just cross the line. He drives over the fence, runs down a dog, takes out a couple of mailboxes, wrecks his car, has a few drinks, bangs a hooker, wakes up naked in a ditch, and stumbles his way back across the line.
"If you go to the post office and say 'Bob Johnson', they go into the back and get you a package. 'Jim Smith' also works, but you have to get there early".
CB: "What?" LM:"I think you recognize me...you might have seen me in one of those Christopher Guest movies? Best In Show, Waiting For Guffman, A Mighty Wind? " CB:"...." LM: "No?" CB:"No." LM: "Alright, well I'm a stand-up comedian, been on Letterman, Leno, Conan...dozens of times, literally everyone..." CB: "Hmmm" LM: "How about the uh, the Nutty Professor movies? That, uh maybe more your speed? The Klumps?" CB:" Aw yeah, the one where ah Martin Lawrence, uh Martin dressed like an old woman y'know, but he's a cop! He's not an old woman, he's a cop!.... *evening falls* ....his partner is shot, y'know? And then they rip his mask off, and they're like, 'You're not an old woman, right? You're Martin!'. Uh 'Big Mammy', uh 'Big Granny' or somethin...uh, 'Big Granny 2'? Uh, maybe it's the sequel? So, were you in that?" LM: "No, but very close." CB: "You were the judge in the gymnastics contest! I know that!" LM: "No." CB: "Nah, that guy was black." LM: "Close enough, 'Pretty Woman'? 'Boston Legal'? '10 Things I Hate About You'? Is that doing anything for you?" CB: "You sellin' hair?"
I dunno but I swear you making these shorts on UA-cam inspired them to make more, the aquadoink sides or whatever. Either way I thank you so much, I love this show man. Keep up the wonderful work!
00:53 group hug, this alone what I always thought that Carl deserve, happiness and peace with his family . Yet this episode makes me sad for some reason I fear I cannot share it. Thanks you truly for upload it. God bless you.
@@Kura-Kekoa Makes you wonder if he truly does find pride in that. Because let's not forget the episode where Carl is left alone with Meatwad's friends and we see how lonely he feels. Maybe this whole episode was him destroying a painful reality of what life could've been for him.
"this is the mother of my children we're talking about here" "which means she's done". gee how could Carl have never gotten married or have a long term relationship.
This is why I NEVER feel bad for him when he starts crying about being lonely, sniffing with the sad-eyes about saving dollars to put in some stripper's underwear because he's lonely, or wanting to get some mail-order bride. He'd ruin it all immedjiately. People like Carl NEED to stay single.
@@ARedMagicMarker he makes me think of my buddy who pretty much acts the same way. a sexist misogynistic racist conceited lazy mooch antisocial hypocritical prejudice jerkhead who wants you to feel sorry for him when life beats him down "for no reason".
"are you god?" so fucking good, this poor guy thinking some higher being wants all of these things for reasons he can't comprehend. So if Cthulhu or Nyarlathotep enter my mind wanting me to do crazy shit I'm just gonna roll with it
Tbh this and the possessed TV are the darkest eps. One shows the downward spiral of a alternate universe Carl at the hands of prime Carl leading to his “ending himself” and a TV showing gruesome murders, squirting blood, and showing a puppet saying unhinged things
Carl is hilarious. I couldn't imagine in this day and age him having a real life sitcom. People would be whining and crying and try to cancel him so fast. The closest we have is AL Bundy from married with children which too is an awesome show.
Carl saying "This was fun." after his alternate self blows his brains out in the funniest shit ever
I always say that after anything lol “that was fun this was fun” 😂
"You took a minor conflict over who was to use the fax machine first, and you exploded that into physical violence. And for that I applaud you!" Always one of my favorite quotes and I would've LOVED to see how that played out! 🤣
Always quote that line. Amazing
Greatest line ever!!!
Best quote in the episode
we only had one, and GOD told us to give it to you
I've heard of self-destruction but this is something else
Relax into it fella. You can’t argue with style, guy. You may thank someone besides me later.
This was fun
You gotta love Carl he actually is so bitter he refuses to let his alternate self be happy 😂
Larry Miller stood there all day and listened to Carl confuse The Nutty Professor with Big Mama's House. Larry has the patience of a saint and is a dedicated salesman.
This was one of my favorite guest appearances, Larry Miller who was a veteran of a toss around actor in the 2000s showing up in absolutely everything yelling about his fictional gambling addiction and the Carl being such trash that he destroys his alternate happy selfs life.
Absolute gold, I just wish it was the full episode but this is just as good.
How do we know it was fictional…….. 👀
Against all odds, Larry experienced a momentary recovery, parlayed his unfair inheritance, landed a gig on Curb Your Enthusiasm and became semi-famous.
3:06 Always cracks me up
OH HES FREESTYLIN
This is without a doubt one of the most messed up episodes from this series.
I thought the one with the storage elves was pretty messed up too
Broodwich was it..now I want a sandwich with sun dried tomatoes
No, I want a cow injected with CHEESE and deep fried 😍
I dunno man, none of the scenes were flat out disgusting, which is pretty common in mid-era Aqua Teen
Come back when you've watched the rest of the show XD
Carl (simulation): a-ARE YOU GOD?!?
"Hey, this is the mother of my children we're talking about here."
"Which means she's done. Tell her to take a hike and trade her in for something tight."
This was fun. We had fun today.
He's freestylin!
2:20 Carl doesn't just cross the line. He drives over the fence, runs down a dog, takes out a couple of mailboxes, wrecks his car, has a few drinks, bangs a hooker, wakes up naked in a ditch, and stumbles his way back across the line.
Plot twist: Hair Carl is the real Carl but he has schizophrenia and body dysmorphia
I love the Larry Miller Hair System For Men. It restored my confidence and success with the ladies. 10/10.
Tonight!
@@tebogokolobe9535 STAND AND DELIVER.
Fake Carl: Thanks Carl
Real Carl:No Carl thank you
😂😂😂
This was fun. We had fun today.
Carl Sigma Grindset
Based carl
You missed the best line by Carl “She’s Challenging you”
Probably my favorite Carl centric episode.
You took a minor conflict over who was to use the fax machine first, and you exploded that into physical violence. And for that I applaud you. Golden
“I NEED TO GAMBLE”
I love larry miller. Best pointy haired boss ever
"If you go to the post office and say 'Bob Johnson', they go into the back and get you a package. 'Jim Smith' also works, but you have to get there early".
If Carl can't be happy I'm his reality ain't no way he's gonna let another Carl be happy in another reality
“This is the mother of my children…”
“So she’s done”
😂😂😂😂😂😂I’m dead 💀
😂😂😂😂
This show will forever Rock🤘
I can smell the cards! I NEED TO GAMBLE!!!!!
"HEY! YOU NEED TO GROW A SACK!" imagine just hearing that in your own voice one day in your head
"What was that?!"
CB: "What?"
LM:"I think you recognize me...you might have seen me in one of those Christopher Guest movies? Best In Show, Waiting For Guffman, A Mighty Wind? "
CB:"...."
LM: "No?"
CB:"No."
LM: "Alright, well I'm a stand-up comedian, been on Letterman, Leno, Conan...dozens of times, literally everyone..."
CB: "Hmmm"
LM: "How about the uh, the Nutty Professor movies? That, uh maybe more your speed? The Klumps?"
CB:" Aw yeah, the one where ah Martin Lawrence, uh Martin dressed like an old woman y'know, but he's a cop! He's not an old woman, he's a cop!....
*evening falls*
....his partner is shot, y'know? And then they rip his mask off, and they're like, 'You're not an old woman, right? You're Martin!'. Uh 'Big Mammy', uh 'Big Granny' or somethin...uh, 'Big Granny 2'? Uh, maybe it's the sequel? So, were you in that?"
LM: "No, but very close."
CB: "You were the judge in the gymnastics contest! I know that!"
LM: "No."
CB: "Nah, that guy was black."
LM: "Close enough, 'Pretty Woman'? 'Boston Legal'? '10 Things I Hate About You'? Is that doing anything for you?"
CB: "You sellin' hair?"
Awesome! Thanks
Carl is the best character. Any line he says cracks me up:
“What”
I’m dying over here
4:04 It looks good Karl, it looks real
I like that in the end it seems simulation Carl can see the real Carl too
While in the deepest pits of despair, he saw through the veil.
3:15 Best quote ever
This took self destruction to a whole new level. Self-destruction squared
Oh my god yes, YES, this is one of the best episodes of the entire show!
This episode hits different...
I dunno but I swear you making these shorts on UA-cam inspired them to make more, the aquadoink sides or whatever. Either way I thank you so much, I love this show man. Keep up the wonderful work!
That would be crazy if it happens to be real.
I think those aquadonk sides are coming out to hype up the movie that's dropping later this year.
0:35 Carl got to see through Pyrovision
00:53 group hug, this alone what I always thought that Carl deserve, happiness and peace with his family .
Yet this episode makes me sad for some reason I fear I cannot share it.
Thanks you truly for upload it. God bless you.
Ehh, I much prefer depraved dirtbag Carl lol
Carl is proud of his self destruction. He sees himself as the pinnacle of masculine achievement. He is his own nemesis lol
It made me sad too
@@Kura-Kekoa Makes you wonder if he truly does find pride in that. Because let's not forget the episode where Carl is left alone with Meatwad's friends and we see how lonely he feels. Maybe this whole episode was him destroying a painful reality of what life could've been for him.
So there are Carl's out their in the multiverse that need instructions to know how to rock? Blasfamy!
Maybe it's because I'm turning into carl, but this is one of my favorites.
Just in case you didn't know. That's the principle from the movie "Max Keeble's Big Move"
What a resume
That make this so much funnier and epic
KEEBLE!
I knew that voice sounded so familiar! 😂
"this is the mother of my children we're talking about here" "which means she's done". gee how could Carl have never gotten married or have a long term relationship.
Carl is where he is because he wants to. He legit thinks he lives an amazing life
I believe Carl was the originator of, "if it ain't tight it ain't right"...
This is why I NEVER feel bad for him when he starts crying about being lonely, sniffing with the sad-eyes about saving dollars to put in some stripper's underwear because he's lonely, or wanting to get some mail-order bride. He'd ruin it all immedjiately. People like Carl NEED to stay single.
@@ARedMagicMarker he makes me think of my buddy who pretty much acts the same way. a sexist misogynistic racist conceited lazy mooch antisocial hypocritical prejudice jerkhead who wants you to feel sorry for him when life beats him down "for no reason".
@@ARedMagicMarkerDefinitely
He’s free-styling!
Larry Miller Hair System is actually a fun and interesting episode in my opinion.
"are you god?" so fucking good, this poor guy thinking some higher being wants all of these things for reasons he can't comprehend. So if Cthulhu or Nyarlathotep enter my mind wanting me to do crazy shit I'm just gonna roll with it
I NEED TO GAMBLE
"NO! NOT ON THE ARM, DUMMY! YOUR CROTCH!!!"😂
"I don't see any hookers. I'm confused."
Did carl literally screw myself over I mean I know this is a simulation but drag.
You own a wife right? You should make good use of her…..
Otherwise another guy will
They deliver them overnight !!!
Well, the reputable firms will
The birth of 2 Wycked...
Oh wow is this that Black Mirror show everyone’s talking about?
Carl's too set in his ways to think of living a different life
He’s so set in his ways, he can’t even see his alternate reality without changing it for the worst! Lol
@@itwontcomeout5678 uh huh
@@itwontcomeout5678 That's just sad, dude.
This is my fav episode of the show by far
This is my favorite episode.
How did they pitch this episode 😆. Apparently good Carl can't see degenrate Carl. But some how he knows he has a moustache?
I need to gamble lmao.
I NEED TO GAMBLE!
Did you all see that short with Handbanana? Good shit.
"Tonight.... you."
"You own a wife!" Carl is so terrible, I can't believe I've actually felt bad for him once or twice
Made me like him even more tbqh.
@@ezhno7137 why
@@ezhno7137 lol
Goat
@@ladylover1134 because women are property?
Yeeeaaahh I said FIRM
Amazing. I was hoping youd do this one next.
What kinda married couples sleep separately tho 😂😂
One's where the guy is totally under the thumb of the woman. It's called being a "cuck"
See...sex!
The king and the queen
Love this one
Hands down favorite channel
Carl is a badass
This was a great episode they did like felt like it was creative to me.
I’ve never seen this full episode. Now, alas, I must. He who has changed my life, Carl, beckons.
This is something you buy during the 5 stages of drinking.
"Women like it when you cross the line"
Carl living vicariously with a twist.
you own a wife lol
He just let Carl ruin a alternative universe of himself, that he somehow had.
Tbh this and the possessed TV are the darkest eps. One shows the downward spiral of a alternate universe Carl at the hands of prime Carl leading to his “ending himself” and a TV showing gruesome murders, squirting blood, and showing a puppet saying unhinged things
Oh yeah this episode
I rember this one
Been waiting for this one
Take this to mother's (broof!!).....all uh yuhz. Lol
"Take this to mother's, too.."
This is episode is waaaay to good to cut down like this. Practically cutting out half the good shit!
I can't tell if he's jealous of good he's got it or if he's just being self-destructive 😅
Thanks carl… Bang!
TIME CHAMBER. GO TO PAST.
Take this to mothers too 💨 lmao Carl is the best thank for the upload
Finally took my advice been suggesting this
"Women like it when you cross the line!" 🤣
My favorite Carl episode
Rick and Morty definitely ripped-off this show.
They ripped off and reference a lot of things, this show is a big part of it.
It's not called "ripping off" it's called "inspiration."
no surprise there.. it's a terrible show
@@desktorp venture brothers got cut short for that steaming pile remember that and mr pickles beat out the smiling friends creators previous show
@@TheRealRusDaddy ahh good ol mr pickles I miss that show 😢
Awesome! Yeah! Carl forever!
Anyone with common sense would know not to mess up a good simulation of a good future of themselves.
You can have Anyone with common sense, or you can have Carl
Carl is hilarious. I couldn't imagine in this day and age him having a real life sitcom. People would be whining and crying and try to cancel him so fast. The closest we have is AL Bundy from married with children which too is an awesome show.
Carl is a dessaster of man but thats very good and funny
I gotta get me a pair of them sweats
OHHHH H'ES FREESTYLIN'
10 / 10
It took until the robot for me to slap my thighs, stand up and walk out. That's when I drew the line.
Carl is definitely the superior salesman without trying!
THIS VAN.
Are You God!?
Car the way you treat women is the exact reason why you're single or your just too badass and low-key don't care.