Carl's Lock: Giants vs Patriots

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  • Опубліковано 3 лют 2012
  • Carl gets help from his mother and a guy from the package store to enhance the illusion of analysis. Watch more Carl on adultswim.com

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  • @SuburbanProperty
    @SuburbanProperty 2 роки тому +1876

    Carl's a good friend and son.
    Hypes up his buddy, confirms his joke's hilarity, takes care of and defends his mom, and is willing to drop a conflict after an immediate apology.
    This is a real man.

    • @RhymeswithSpecialNeeds
      @RhymeswithSpecialNeeds 2 роки тому +67

      Although he ironically yells and curses at his mom in the very same clip

    • @SuburbanProperty
      @SuburbanProperty 2 роки тому +195

      @@RhymeswithSpecialNeeds nobody is perfect. His mum was outta line

    • @michaeloterotho
      @michaeloterotho 2 роки тому +14

      @@SuburbanProperty 🤣

    • @kellytolliver2390
      @kellytolliver2390 2 роки тому

      Not like those bastards from Boston

    • @OmegaChase1002
      @OmegaChase1002 2 роки тому +28

      @@RhymeswithSpecialNeeds it's different when its family.

  • @yamakbats
    @yamakbats 10 років тому +2408

    "U DONT TALK LIKE DAT TO MY MAH!!!"
    "SORRY I APOLOGIZE!!!"
    Real men talk.

  • @hereisthekhonch
    @hereisthekhonch 12 років тому +3072

    go to any bar in jersey and you will hear an almost identical conversation being had any night of the week

    • @skinisdelicious3365
      @skinisdelicious3365 3 роки тому +107

      I feel assaulted and understood at the same time

    • @christraymer3727
      @christraymer3727 3 роки тому +122

      I moved to Massachusetts after my first stint in the can down in Texas. Walked into a hardware store, saw this exact cartoony ass voice coming out of a 300 pound black tradesman in a Dickies Jacket. Blew my friggin mind

    • @southy98
      @southy98 3 роки тому +52

      This is every goddam construction crew I’ve seen working in my building.

    • @InspectorSomething
      @InspectorSomething 3 роки тому +17

      8 years later and I still agree

    • @KameSennin4209
      @KameSennin4209 2 роки тому +7

      Stone-cold night! O' da week!

  • @scottnomore9489
    @scottnomore9489 3 роки тому +1563

    This aged better than most ESPN clips to be fair

  • @yolkonut6851
    @yolkonut6851 2 роки тому +772

    "YOU DON'T TALK TO MY MA THAT WAY!"
    "SORRY I APOLOGIZE!"
    That killed me

    • @derrickjenkins2455
      @derrickjenkins2455 2 роки тому +85

      ACCEPTED!!!!

    • @xenomorph2056
      @xenomorph2056 Рік тому +18

      "Shut yer friggin' mouth, ma!!!"

    • @MrLTiger
      @MrLTiger 8 місяців тому +8

      this might be the only time Carl accepted an apology

    • @coachleif
      @coachleif 6 місяців тому +4

      ACCEPTED!

  • @deletedTestimony
    @deletedTestimony 4 роки тому +1053

    My favorite part is how Ma makes one bit of actual commentary and it's dead on like a punch in the nose

    • @Torgo1969
      @Torgo1969 4 роки тому +109

      Yes. Manning got ragdolled in that game.

    • @83delgado
      @83delgado 4 роки тому +18

      Lol

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead 2 роки тому +20

      And Carl immediately slaps her down for it.

    • @Tadesan
      @Tadesan 2 роки тому

      Shut your friggin' mouth ma.

  • @pickuptruck8802
    @pickuptruck8802 2 роки тому +448

    Way ahead of it’s time. He’s like the godfather of every barstool podcast

  • @Ethonra
    @Ethonra 2 роки тому +255

    "Is this the hospital?"
    "Go back to bed, Ma."
    I love that. Carl just shut that question down and moved on.
    He cares in his own Carl way.

  • @ZeFluffyKnight
    @ZeFluffyKnight 4 роки тому +426

    As pictured here, a die-hard Giants fan and a die-hard Jets fan come together to tell the Patriots to piss off.

    • @brandonman94
      @brandonman94 6 місяців тому

      J. E. T. S. JETSJETSJETS!
      OH YOU WANNA PIECE O ME?

  • @puffythedestroyer8878
    @puffythedestroyer8878 6 років тому +579

    Gotta love that they use the council music from metalocalypse

    • @DUKEHadToDoItToEm
      @DUKEHadToDoItToEm 5 років тому +50

      Oh my God I would've never realized this if someone hadn't pointed it out. It makes this even better

    • @fucker661
      @fucker661 5 років тому +10

      They did it first

    • @RiverBottomBoys.
      @RiverBottomBoys. 4 роки тому +29

      ATHF was before Metalocalypse. So the correct comment would be. "Metalocalypse used the same music for their counsil scenes".

    • @ADT2695
      @ADT2695 4 роки тому +15

      +Wiscolivin. No, no it would not, if the themed music’s origin was from the TV show ‘Metalocalypse’.

    • @mattjindrak
      @mattjindrak 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah you GOTTA love it.

  • @terrencemcdaniel6605
    @terrencemcdaniel6605 2 роки тому +470

    "The 'Niners sacked Eli 6 times" 😂😂😂

  • @AbuBishir
    @AbuBishir 10 років тому +816

    he needs his own sports show

    • @infernoxiv8700
      @infernoxiv8700 2 роки тому +8

      I WOULD SUB TO THIS!

    • @avosmash2121
      @avosmash2121 2 роки тому +16

      I have zero sports interests and still would enjoy that.

    • @OmegaChase1002
      @OmegaChase1002 Рік тому +5

      This is the sports show. There's a buncha these.

  • @flowerboy6537
    @flowerboy6537 4 роки тому +633

    Im so glad the Giants won for Carl

    • @dolphignition7176
      @dolphignition7176 3 роки тому +17

      I'm so glad the Giants won.... because Fuck the Patriots!

    • @theminuteman3460
      @theminuteman3460 3 роки тому +7

      I’m so glad the Bills won week 17

    • @dolphignition7176
      @dolphignition7176 3 роки тому +8

      @@theminuteman3460 I'm actually rooting for the Bills to win it all this year... don't push it...

    • @theminuteman3460
      @theminuteman3460 3 роки тому +3

      Me too, I want to see the Bills win it all.

    • @zedanide6984
      @zedanide6984 3 роки тому +3

      It's fuck the Chiefs now

  • @fireflocs
    @fireflocs 2 роки тому +77

    I'm so happy he's still friends with Dominic.

  • @idklol4197
    @idklol4197 3 роки тому +116

    Carl outpredicted many so called experts on this one

  • @Spazticspaz
    @Spazticspaz 3 роки тому +194

    I was so hype when the Giants won. It was like we were following Carl through the whole series rooting along side him

  • @gregoryginal6010
    @gregoryginal6010 10 років тому +203

    Looks like Carl got his mom out of that dark, abysmal VA hospital

  • @weefi_
    @weefi_ 11 років тому +365

    Being from Jersey and being a longtime Giants fan, all I have to say is...spot on adult swim, spot on.

  • @LPcustom76
    @LPcustom76 11 років тому +575

    dominic is really a jets fan, as seen in the episode "buddy nugget".

    • @Michael_Sangworth
      @Michael_Sangworth 4 роки тому +94

      He probs just likes them more than the patriots

    • @grimmseti
      @grimmseti 4 роки тому +53

      @@Michael_Sangworth He's also prolly being promised money or some shit.

    • @Michael_Sangworth
      @Michael_Sangworth 4 роки тому +8

      Nate Richkind lmao I’d bet Carl would put a lot of money on the line for the giants Super Bowl.

    • @scotchbonnet7
      @scotchbonnet7 4 роки тому +51

      Giants are the lesser evil to a Jets fan.

    • @xxxGreyFoxNinja11xxx
      @xxxGreyFoxNinja11xxx 3 роки тому +4

      What happened to the other guy in that episode? Why isn't he in it? Unless....

  • @tylerryan713
    @tylerryan713 2 роки тому +21

    "You don't talk to my ma that way!"
    "Sorry I apologize!"
    "Accepted."
    New Jersey: We don't yell at you just because we're mad, we yell because we think with the volume turned up.

  • @bigmeknurgle
    @bigmeknurgle 7 років тому +175

    SAWWRY, I APOLOGIZE!

  • @metrodonkey8093
    @metrodonkey8093 4 роки тому +215

    I hope Carl's commencement means more locks this year

    • @motnurky7055
      @motnurky7055 4 роки тому +11

      God I hope so, Carl is the reason I cant hate the Giants as a Cowgirls fan

    • @motnurky7055
      @motnurky7055 4 роки тому +10

      @Jake Shattuck One who's been screaming at a television for nearly ten years to fire Jason Garrett
      At some point you kind of just stop caring

    • @Jerry_Freestyle
      @Jerry_Freestyle 3 роки тому +3

      MappaKishin
      Best thing in Dallas is I-45 South coming into God Bless Houston, Texas

  • @OwYouMoron
    @OwYouMoron 7 років тому +175

    It's like Yoda's name, if he didn't have the name Yoda.

  • @BeavisSaves
    @BeavisSaves 4 роки тому +93

    There has never been a better sports show than this in the history of the world.

  • @no64256
    @no64256 2 роки тому +33

    It's nice seeing a nicer side of Carl

    • @manbob15
      @manbob15 Рік тому +17

      He probably normally is, he just hates his neighbors…very friggen much..

  • @bom6330
    @bom6330 2 роки тому +55

    10 years later, still hilarious

  • @LazyPirate8
    @LazyPirate8 2 роки тому +59

    Carl needs his own spin off.

    • @LIONTAMER3D
      @LIONTAMER3D 2 роки тому +8

      he's one of the greatest cartoon characters ever developed

    • @themachoechidnaugandarandy7583
      @themachoechidnaugandarandy7583 2 роки тому +9

      Sadly he got isekaid and is now helping the world of fantasy repopulate.

    • @theequalizer694
      @theequalizer694 Місяць тому

      @@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583He’s also trying to introduce football to the people of that land on the side. What a saint

  • @wingsofped0philia584
    @wingsofped0philia584 3 роки тому +22

    “That was a fluke Ma! Yeah, 6 flukes!”

  • @Deshoda100
    @Deshoda100 2 роки тому +32

    A real gem AS did here with these shorts bits. Never cared for football but I always liked hearing Carl give his opinion on a game. As exaggerated as they are.

  • @VITRUVIANMANNOLA
    @VITRUVIANMANNOLA 11 років тому +158

    "6 flukes."

    • @UNKNOWN-sy2kr
      @UNKNOWN-sy2kr 4 роки тому +16

      Right 6 flukes!

    • @eternallegacy89
      @eternallegacy89 3 роки тому +4

      @@UNKNOWN-sy2kr You need to get your head out of your ass!

    • @mackyboy4432
      @mackyboy4432 3 роки тому +2

      @@eternallegacy89 YOU DON’T TAWK TO MY MA THAT WAY

    • @eternallegacy89
      @eternallegacy89 3 роки тому +3

      @@mackyboy4432 SAWRY I APOLOGIZE!!!!

    • @nighttime-mime
      @nighttime-mime 3 роки тому +2

      @@eternallegacy89 ACCEPTED

  • @scotchbonnet7
    @scotchbonnet7 4 роки тому +39

    I would legit watch football if commentary was like this

  • @capitalismsucks9590
    @capitalismsucks9590 2 роки тому +29

    “You don’t talk to my ma that way”
    “SORRY I APOLOGIZE”
    “Apology accepted”
    Average day in Jersey

  • @ourvaluesarewhoweareinadem4093
    @ourvaluesarewhoweareinadem4093 2 роки тому +18

    Carl thinks that the 49ers sacking Manning 6 times was 6 flukes but he predicts the only score the Pats will get in the SB will be via safety - which is usually achieved by sacking the QB in the endzone. Checks out.

  • @Owlmeatsandbeaks
    @Owlmeatsandbeaks Рік тому +13

    Love that he kept his friends from that one episode

  • @MajorBeatings101
    @MajorBeatings101 2 роки тому +11

    ESPN could replace all their taking heads with this True Gentleman.

  • @Sly88Frye
    @Sly88Frye 4 роки тому +86

    His ma may have been old and tired but she tried to offer a reasonable counterpoint and still got shut down. Hilarious! I mean the Giants did win after all but it wasn't such a one-sided game.

  • @cockercane
    @cockercane 12 років тому +41

    It's nice to meet Carl's mom.

  • @dwaynesbadchemicals
    @dwaynesbadchemicals 3 місяці тому +3

    I just wish Carl made more friends.

  • @SpectralUmbreon197
    @SpectralUmbreon197 Рік тому +9

    The Giants just won their first Playoff game since that Super Bowl. So naturally, I had to come here.

  • @cangrejopendejo4909
    @cangrejopendejo4909 2 роки тому +15

    I still watch these even though I don't and never have watched the NFL, and these are almost 10 years old.

  • @myblacklab7
    @myblacklab7 6 місяців тому +6

    I wish he would do these every week.

  • @crimsondynamo615
    @crimsondynamo615 2 місяці тому +2

    “Is this the hospital?”
    “Go back to bed, ma.”

  • @ninjaswordtothehead
    @ninjaswordtothehead 6 місяців тому +4

    Carl is my sole source of football info.

  • @trevordelarosa3599
    @trevordelarosa3599 5 років тому +23

    “SHUT YO FRIGGIN MOUTH MAH!!!” Lmfao Carl is the shit

  • @friskecrisps8038
    @friskecrisps8038 7 місяців тому +5

    “That was a fluke mah!”
    “Six flukes”
    “Right six flukes”

  • @pepperjackman123
    @pepperjackman123 10 років тому +188

    I'd watch sports if it were like this...

    • @hh-tp5cn
      @hh-tp5cn 4 роки тому +12

      It is like this

    • @sabi2955
      @sabi2955 3 роки тому +6

      @@hh-tp5cn it really is 😂😂 #herewego

    • @LokNex915
      @LokNex915 3 роки тому +8

      Go a local bar and you’ll find atleast 3 discussions like this

    • @dudewatches6125
      @dudewatches6125 3 роки тому

      Andrew, you still alive after seven years?

    • @pepperjackman123
      @pepperjackman123 3 роки тому +1

      @@dudewatches6125 I am and I'm still waiting for better sports lol

  • @mindriot91_96
    @mindriot91_96 2 роки тому +10

    I wish they would bring this show back. Damn, I miss it.

  • @jackkavanagh6337
    @jackkavanagh6337 Рік тому +4

    My dad and I
    (before we stopped taking) loved this skit from athf, when Carl said, “shut your figgin mouth, MA!” We both lost it!

  • @ztc33
    @ztc33 4 роки тому +13

    “6 flukes!” 😂😂😂

  • @clublazy9468
    @clublazy9468 2 місяці тому +1

    I like that these two actually became friends after that buddy magnet

  • @EricSchmerick
    @EricSchmerick 12 років тому +14

    Carl knows his football.

  • @Danny_Boy96
    @Danny_Boy96 3 роки тому +8

    I feel like I had this exact conversation before that super bowl, and yes I’m from New Jersey

  • @estrellacasias
    @estrellacasias 2 роки тому +8

    I wanna go to New Jersey. Everyone says he's exactly what its like to see a Carl In The wild

  • @DirtyJerseyProductions
    @DirtyJerseyProductions 11 років тому +33

    HELLLL NO! In NJ you may be able to pick from the Giants, Jets, or even the Eagles, but you only get one choice. Luckily Carl chose correctly.

  • @HC-qc5rp
    @HC-qc5rp Рік тому +3

    “It’s like Yoda’s name if he didn’t have the name Yoda” fucking killed me

  • @LevinsConvoy
    @LevinsConvoy 7 місяців тому +3

    God I missed these
    Wish these kept going.

  • @Torgo1969
    @Torgo1969 4 роки тому +14

    I find it hard to hate the Patriots as long as Belichick is the coach. He and Parcells resurrected the NYGs back in the 80s.

  • @everstray7482
    @everstray7482 7 місяців тому +3

    This was surprisingly wholesome. I love Carl. 😂

  • @Thoroughly_Wet
    @Thoroughly_Wet 9 місяців тому +3

    I thought Dominic liked the jets

  • @SidneyBroadshead
    @SidneyBroadshead Рік тому +3

    *_Carl's Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week_* (Season 4, Ep19: _Patriots vs Giants_ ; January 15, 2012)
    _New England Patriots vs New York Giants_ (NFL 2011 Season (Superbowl XLVI); February 5, 2012)
    {LucasOil Field; Indianapolis, Indiana}
    Giants 21 | Patriots 17

  • @DPoner
    @DPoner 7 місяців тому

    One of the best pieces of television, ever 🎉

  • @ChefJeezy
    @ChefJeezy 2 роки тому

    Wow this takes back not sure why it's in my feed today but I love that it is 😂

  • @simonpeter5032
    @simonpeter5032 4 роки тому +7

    Why am I just seeing this for the first time now?

  • @scar02
    @scar02 3 роки тому +4

    Bring it back 2020

  • @DirtyJerseyProductions
    @DirtyJerseyProductions 11 років тому +27

    What can I say? We have a state full of expert analysts lol

  • @NameName2.0
    @NameName2.0 4 роки тому +2

    I.. I love this friendship.

  • @lolusuck386
    @lolusuck386 2 роки тому +2

    I wish these never stopped

  • @danielkurlan182
    @danielkurlan182 10 місяців тому +1

    I am a Giants fan and I had to watch this one before the first game of the season this Sunday

  • @AdmiralBetas
    @AdmiralBetas 11 років тому +52

    Where was Carl's Ma when his dad was making him make insulation?

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 4 роки тому +19

      Morbidly obese and sound asleep in the other room?

  • @holyballswappfalls1158
    @holyballswappfalls1158 4 роки тому +4

    YOU FRIGGIN ROCK CARL

  • @thecianinator
    @thecianinator 4 роки тому +10

    I love how Carl's mom is bald too

    • @Anon-lu6ct
      @Anon-lu6ct 4 роки тому +3

      They say you get your hair genes from your mothers side

  • @kisame786
    @kisame786 4 роки тому +1

    I miss these

  • @Stevon125
    @Stevon125 12 років тому +103

    the niners sacked eli six times.....that was a fluke mom! 6 flukes!!.....yah 6 flukes!!...lol

    • @eternallegacy89
      @eternallegacy89 3 роки тому +3

      Get your head out of your ass...

    • @dudewatches6125
      @dudewatches6125 3 роки тому +5

      The best fucking part is that they were right and the Giants somehow won, LMFAO

  • @Grundleburger
    @Grundleburger 6 місяців тому +1

    "It's like Yoda's name if he didn't have the name Yoda" God the ATHF writers were on their A-game, easily up there for some of the most iconic tv of the 2000's

  • @johnnyk617
    @johnnyk617 4 роки тому +1

    I would watch this show religiously if this was a series

  • @Naturemagick9
    @Naturemagick9 4 роки тому +1

    The only sports show I will watch!!!!

  • @smokeyhat
    @smokeyhat 11 місяців тому +2

    Carl: YOU DON’T TALK TO MY MA THAT WAY!!!
    Also Carl: SHUT UR FRIGGIN MOUT MA!!!

  • @majinboot8775
    @majinboot8775 4 роки тому +6

    Eli, Boom, everytime.
    Correct.

  • @joehill4094
    @joehill4094 2 роки тому +2

    This is the closes we will get to a podcast hosted by Carl

  • @Adrian-vd6ji
    @Adrian-vd6ji 6 місяців тому +2

    i thought he was a jets fan

  • @irvinnicely5475
    @irvinnicely5475 Рік тому +2

    Last time I checked, Dominic was a Jets fan.

  • @dblount1501
    @dblount1501 3 роки тому +5

    ESPN needs Carl NOW

  • @GuardianComplex
    @GuardianComplex 4 роки тому +9

    "There aint nothing to do in Indianapolis."

    • @JaniceVinson
      @JaniceVinson 4 роки тому

      Fucking right it's not

    • @Jerry_Freestyle
      @Jerry_Freestyle 3 роки тому +2

      They’ve got that restaurant with the oversized chicken sandwich
      I saw it on Man v Food when it was Adam Richman way back when

  • @joetatos8687
    @joetatos8687 2 роки тому +3

    can we please get the NFL to use Carl for all post game recaps lmfao

  • @Imaxxacre1
    @Imaxxacre1 10 років тому +59

    Is this the hospital?

  • @Monk-ow3ok
    @Monk-ow3ok 2 роки тому +2

    If ATHF was revived today Carl would probably have a sports podcast. That is sporadically updated and frequently off topic

  • @OmegaRedFan
    @OmegaRedFan 2 роки тому

    I miss these bits

  • @scotthaggerty7755
    @scotthaggerty7755 6 місяців тому +1

    I love that even in the dream Giants win scenario the Pats still get a safety on them

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles 6 місяців тому +2

    And then the Giants won

  • @fwd5614
    @fwd5614 2 місяці тому +1

    I'm born and raised in north jersey. this is 150% accurate

  • @RuggedRebelRon
    @RuggedRebelRon 12 років тому +13

    GIANTS WIN GIANTS WIN !!!

  • @hunter5822
    @hunter5822 2 роки тому +1

    Wow, those two really are best friends aye.

  • @moscowjade
    @moscowjade 2 роки тому +2

    Carl was the carry for this show.

  • @slowemm
    @slowemm 2 роки тому +1

    Dominic needs his own show

  • @jerryhenson3916
    @jerryhenson3916 2 роки тому +1

    1:13
    Yeah, that's true.

  • @Derplox
    @Derplox 3 роки тому +1

    This video getting alot of love... The algorithm has been really good to Aqua teen this past year..

  • @jamesragsdale3069
    @jamesragsdale3069 4 роки тому

    God I miss these.

  • @Soldiershak
    @Soldiershak 4 роки тому +3

    Lol it really says something when Carl has most of his mother's features

  • @MrBraffZachlin
    @MrBraffZachlin 11 років тому +17

    friggin factors

  • @michaeldimtsios3827
    @michaeldimtsios3827 Рік тому +1

    Wherever I say that Eli Manning isn't a Hall of Famer, the response is always: "Eli: BOOM! Everytime."