Polish Mechanized - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  2 роки тому +1673

    • @1EthanCC
      @1EthanCC 2 роки тому +26

      You did it, you summarized your channel without a single word!

    • @supking403
      @supking403 2 роки тому +8

      What did he mean by this

    • @mailom1934
      @mailom1934 2 роки тому +10

      reeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @the-wanderer111
      @the-wanderer111 2 роки тому +3

      Bo's perspective:
      America: So India do you need help guarding this port.
      India: Nah we good fortress India.
      Later gets rekt by japan
      America: Why didn't you tell us to guard that port.
      India: Why did you trust me.
      Edit rekt was rest damn autocorrect

    • @birb4121
      @birb4121 2 роки тому +1

      Rip Bozo 😎

  • @0g0mogosepikworld31
    @0g0mogosepikworld31 2 роки тому +3555

    Imagine the faces of the German codebreakers having access to these back and forth messages. Free polish army constantly harrassing the department of defence for mechanised equipment, India and Australia diplomatically undermining each other for years and a general vibe of a intercontinental circus

    • @LucasSantos-si4nd
      @LucasSantos-si4nd 2 роки тому +129

      *PROFUSE SWEATING*

    • @kokukal6260
      @kokukal6260 2 роки тому +286

      that's probably what the allies felt when they saw the relations between the members of the axis

    • @peterbarca8783
      @peterbarca8783 2 роки тому +196

      @@kokukal6260
      "You should be positively reinforcing what I did right"
      -Romania after their army disintegrates and the 6th Army is encircled, probably.

    • @kokukal6260
      @kokukal6260 2 роки тому +87

      ​@@peterbarca8783 Germany: "bruh, everything is fine, they can't push us, they dont have manpower"

    • @thisisaname5589
      @thisisaname5589 2 роки тому +33

      Considering what the relations of the Allied nations were to each other at the time, especially the Soviets, that's not far from the truth. Patton and De Gaulle really didn't get along with their allies, and for good reason.

  • @theunforgiven9386
    @theunforgiven9386 2 роки тому +3065

    I think this is the first time Peef has a Golden/Dressel moment throughout the entire series.

    • @stojankovacic1524
      @stojankovacic1524 2 роки тому +271

      When I read the intro I immediately said "yep, that's Golden" and then it wasn't

    • @theunforgiven9386
      @theunforgiven9386 2 роки тому +437

      @@stojankovacic1524 I think it's because Bo has conditioned us to expect everyone to fit into their roles. College will always suck at microing, Swimmy will always LARP, Golden and Braun will always troll and Peef will always be the straight man. So when roles become reversed, it's always a surprise.

    • @shaq6976
      @shaq6976 2 роки тому +181

      @@theunforgiven9386 at this point it has Become my Anime series, Plottwists are so thick

    • @thelordofcringe
      @thelordofcringe 2 роки тому +15

      I forgot about Peef until this moment.

    • @MrSarcasticGaming
      @MrSarcasticGaming 2 роки тому +177

      I like that Peef was still cracking jokes about it though, like ya he knew he fucked up so he just wanted to take the piss.

  • @unicorngaming7147
    @unicorngaming7147 2 роки тому +1278

    Watching this was like watching a 20 car pile up that continually can be avoided, but just isn’t because of sheer incompetence

    • @thomaswiltherford9265
      @thomaswiltherford9265 2 роки тому +45

      It’s like one of those videos where the road is iced over and vehicles just keep skidding in and adding to the pile of cars lmao

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 2 роки тому +13

      @@thomaswiltherford9265 was thinking the same. I remember one vid where it was a road up a hill, there's cars parked on either side, and someone tries to go up the hill in their SUV, getting 2/3rds of the way, losing traction, and then sliding back down ping ponging off the parked cars. And then another moron decides HE can make it, and then another, etc

    • @cricketcoop2038
      @cricketcoop2038 2 роки тому +1

      @DJ Blackhood they took 'turn right to go left' literally

    • @heybro8845
      @heybro8845 7 місяців тому

      Not even I feel like it kept happening because the drivers thought it would be funny if they just added their cars to the pile

  • @jeffreyrook8073
    @jeffreyrook8073 2 роки тому +554

    Other people: "It's your fault. I don't suck at HOI."
    Peef: "It's your fault. You didn't account for me sucking at HOI."

  • @redshirt5126
    @redshirt5126 2 роки тому +2149

    Braun is just roleplaying the Poles irl when they kept asking the Royal Navy for the biggest ships they had for the Free Polish Navy only this time he was asking the Americans for mechanized.

    • @adolfoneto7144
      @adolfoneto7144 2 роки тому +181

      Wait, the poles asked for battleships from the Royal Navy???

    • @klassehkhornate9636
      @klassehkhornate9636 2 роки тому +312

      @@adolfoneto7144 yes they wanted a revenge class

    • @problems3485
      @problems3485 2 роки тому +415

      @@adolfoneto7144 I mean they got a destroyer at one point and tried to single-handedly take on the Bismarck

    • @lordbonney9779
      @lordbonney9779 2 роки тому +415

      @@problems3485 and THAT, is why they were only gifted a destroyer.

    • @pyrrusi6070
      @pyrrusi6070 2 роки тому +313

      @@lordbonney9779 But they survived and kept Bismarck i sight, which Royal Navy used later.
      Brave? Yes
      Stupid? Also yes

  • @Warius5
    @Warius5 2 роки тому +1159

    My Peef support has never been stronger, clearly sabotaged by Bo

  • @grantforester1864
    @grantforester1864 2 роки тому +596

    I love incompetent games, they’re the best cause your real enemies are your closest allies

    • @ATAntony77
      @ATAntony77 2 роки тому

      Italy IRL x2

    • @jankubiak3218
      @jankubiak3218 2 роки тому +5

      "With friends like these, who needs enemies?" -Poland, probably.

    • @allo3573
      @allo3573 2 роки тому +1

      @@ATAntony77 this meme is dead stop man

  • @zewhatyouwannasay
    @zewhatyouwannasay 2 роки тому +973

    8:30 Bo is so angry he’s literally speechless

    • @ofekvara4680
      @ofekvara4680 2 роки тому +1

      It's not a real bokoen1 video if not atleast one speech bubble is fucked

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  2 роки тому +320

      Really epic Adobe moment

    • @Void_Wars
      @Void_Wars 2 роки тому +57

      @@Bokoen1 the “I can’t edit” card.

    • @skele3310
      @skele3310 2 роки тому +19

      @@Void_Wars i blame braun

  • @moredac2881
    @moredac2881 2 роки тому +280

    You can hear the shame in Bo’s voice when he said “Cause I lost a lot of islands Braun.” Priceless 😂

  • @-thespanishgentleman-8720
    @-thespanishgentleman-8720 2 роки тому +581

    0:44 Actually Bo, there's a Spanish meme trolling about "Madrid's beaches" referring to Madrid being laughed at for being landlocked and not having beaches lmao

  • @riccardocarretta3308
    @riccardocarretta3308 2 роки тому +145

    USA: do you need troops to garrison your port?
    India: allied support? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate the Japanese!
    ~Moments later~
    India: *get stomped*

  • @greatjonumber4958
    @greatjonumber4958 2 роки тому +257

    Peef really had a "but was it a meme no" moment

  • @CalebFrush
    @CalebFrush 2 роки тому +88

    I wonder what Braun has said more, “Classic Romanian Brap Trap” or “Send me the mech Bo”

  • @BlackKnigth323
    @BlackKnigth323 2 роки тому +177

    Legend says that to this day, Poland is still waiting and asking for those mechs

  • @fraserking4747
    @fraserking4747 2 роки тому +112

    “But now both India and Singapore will surely die!”
    “Lol,” said India, “lmao.”

  • @taptiotrevizo9415
    @taptiotrevizo9415 2 роки тому +256

    Hearing Golden as USSR is a good sign for a great episode

    • @snandrew6094
      @snandrew6094 2 роки тому +100

      he somehow carried that game lmao

    • @Freedmoon44
      @Freedmoon44 2 роки тому +61

      @@snandrew6094 considering how everyone else just lost 60IQ, its not too hard

    • @Kaiserboo1871
      @Kaiserboo1871 2 роки тому

      The allies were completely retarded this game.
      Props to Golden as the Soviets, he is the only reason why the Axis lost.

  • @coatofarms4439
    @coatofarms4439 2 роки тому +85

    I thought Poland was going to do a genius move like building 20 medium and mechanized divisions then triggering the Warsaw Uprising and VP sniping Berlin. The alternative of Poland begging America for M2s during the collapse of India and a failed DDay is quite acceptable.

  • @1EthanCC
    @1EthanCC 2 роки тому +144

    I'm not the only one who heard "Panzer Vor!" on repeat in the background at the start of the video, right?
    Am I having a stroke? Am I going to die with Yukari stuck in my head? Is that what Hell is?

    • @zewhatyouwannasay
      @zewhatyouwannasay 2 роки тому +69

      It’s Bo’s Twitch notification sound

    • @Gabeslicor
      @Gabeslicor 2 роки тому +95

      Its all in your head, you need to wake up Ethan your families waiting they miss you.

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 2 роки тому +42

      @@Gabeslicor WAKE UP ETHAN! IGNORE THE NOISES! THEY'RE NOT REAL! WAKE UP

    • @rhysofsneezingdragon1758
      @rhysofsneezingdragon1758 2 роки тому +6

      I think it's the sound when Bo gets a donation

    • @feintfaint7213
      @feintfaint7213 2 роки тому +5

      @1EthanCC Adding in to that, you need to watch bokoen's arma 3 girls und panzer memes. Absolute masterpiece

  • @DeadLucker
    @DeadLucker 2 роки тому +63

    *First 10 seconds I hear golden on USSR and Bokoen1 on the allies*
    "So this is gonna be another one of these games?"

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle 2 роки тому +102

    Poland, after capitulation: *Keeps asking for mechanized units & tanks.*
    Everyone else in the lobby: "When you are twisting in agony. Then, you have our permission to die.".

  • @The_Laughing_Cavalier
    @The_Laughing_Cavalier 2 роки тому +91

    The Virgin 'Homage to Catalonia' vs the Chad 'Coast of Madrid'

    • @RabbiHerschel
      @RabbiHerschel 2 роки тому +2

      Vs. the Gigachad "Mine Were of Trouble"

  • @Salantor
    @Salantor 2 роки тому +75

    Peef, the real MVP of this series.

  • @Tytoalba777
    @Tytoalba777 2 роки тому +32

    Peef lost at least 100 IQ points since his last appearance.
    Which is quite concerning, since I think 100 IQ is the highest allowed in this lobby.

    • @redemptionpeak9438
      @redemptionpeak9438 2 роки тому +10

      It wasn’t his turn for the single brain cell they all have to use.

  • @doctorjackson7024
    @doctorjackson7024 2 роки тому +68

    American forces: Do you need help?
    India: *autistic screeching*

  • @MegaMug
    @MegaMug 2 роки тому +43

    I love Peef’s laugh

  • @freedomfighter2054
    @freedomfighter2054 2 роки тому +9

    "Pwolish mwechanized" was my first thought and I have never been more disappointed in myself.

  • @remag-yx4ed
    @remag-yx4ed 2 роки тому +12

    Even though Peef really screwed up, he still puts out his famous wheezes. I can't lose my adoration for that.

  • @skyance4992
    @skyance4992 2 роки тому +18

    Golden with the sportscasting is something i need more of

  • @aca347
    @aca347 2 роки тому +17

    "BrazilianFootballCaster.mp3" I'm fucking dead 🤣🤣

  • @josephcola9662
    @josephcola9662 2 роки тому +103

    Okay, after watching this I have one question:
    Did Poland ever get his mech?

    • @wei270
      @wei270 2 роки тому +8

      considering US just lost the better part of this naval.............. i would said no.........

  • @OnlyGrafting
    @OnlyGrafting Рік тому +4

    Golden and Swimmy being such pals for Spanish Civil War is unfathomably wholesome.

  • @lulkak2664
    @lulkak2664 8 місяців тому +1

    7:53 my ears have been blessed by these heavenly sounds

  • @Spyincoporated
    @Spyincoporated 2 роки тому +7

    Everyone: "Peef you lost your country"
    Peef: "No I didn't, look at Ethiopia"

  • @williamking6787
    @williamking6787 2 роки тому +4

    Peef: "I may have F**ked up, but College, you got his navy killed, so who's the bigger enemy here?"

  • @maximilianocamposrobledano1319
    @maximilianocamposrobledano1319 2 роки тому +23

    The Allies in this game were like clowns in a car… and Bo was the driver.

  • @lapikolko2
    @lapikolko2 2 роки тому +8

    Peef laughing is the best thing ever.

  • @MrWeeseAChine
    @MrWeeseAChine 2 роки тому +6

    The bountiful horse laughs and Braun shenanigans made this an instant classic

  • @rangerriggs5066
    @rangerriggs5066 2 роки тому +15

    New Zealand practically begging Australia to pull his units out is the best part of this video

  • @marxel4444
    @marxel4444 2 роки тому +2

    YOU DIDNT THINK IM AN IDIOT BEFORE?!
    NO! I DIDNT!?
    WELL THATS ON YOU!
    i love peef! his laugh is great!

  • @ir0n714
    @ir0n714 2 роки тому +8

    probably my favourite hoi4 mp video so far, laughed my ass off for 10 minutes straight. Bit sad we didn't quite get to see the full scope of the Indian meatgrinder tho, but still fantastic

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  2 роки тому +11

      Wasn't much of an Indian meat grinder. It was over within 1-2 months. You saw basically everything

    • @Túrin_Tura
      @Túrin_Tura 2 роки тому

      @@Bokoen1 damn 2 months? XD

    • @ir0n714
      @ir0n714 2 роки тому +2

      Entire US manpower pool down the drain in 2 months, me thinks FDR isn't getting reelected

  • @Joyful_End
    @Joyful_End 2 роки тому +3

    I think Peef and College are my favorite players in these games, they're just the funniest and the most light hearted

  • @scifimisc9191
    @scifimisc9191 2 роки тому +4

    Its nice to see Golden doing well and having fun in that first bit

    • @CrisisHedgehog
      @CrisisHedgehog 2 роки тому +1

      Golden actually won that game. USSR Golden actually pushed back Germany…

  • @HDreamer
    @HDreamer 2 роки тому +42

    Easily the funniest Video in quite a while.
    But also: Did the Allies win in the end? Looks like Denmark is free there and snaking to Berlin.

    • @zacharyhobia159
      @zacharyhobia159 2 роки тому +27

      the Soivets pushed them back hard and Northern France was being taken so i think so. That also means Golden won a game

    • @TheUnknownFiddler
      @TheUnknownFiddler 2 роки тому +7

      Yes I saw it live, axis surrendered

    • @paul7432
      @paul7432 2 роки тому

      @@zacharyhobia159Golden won? Impossible

  • @arctic5156
    @arctic5156 2 роки тому +3

    "Do not jump down my throat, young man."

  • @riccardocirielli
    @riccardocirielli 2 роки тому +3

    New Zeland officer: They have encircled us, we have to retreat!!
    Australian officer: Retrear?!? We don't know what that means. The Australians will die standing!

  • @thedonisgood9869
    @thedonisgood9869 2 роки тому +3

    Golden actually winning
    Me: A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

  • @Horizontalvertigo
    @Horizontalvertigo 2 роки тому +1

    I read the intro: "Oh. Braun's playing Poland."
    2 minutes in, Braun: "Can you send me tanks and mech?"

  • @YourVintageStick
    @YourVintageStick 2 роки тому +9

    Literally the winged hasuars

  • @GMSerenity
    @GMSerenity 2 роки тому +2

    Peef's just the guy in the group project that says he'll do his part, doesn't do it, and then blames the people who worked for the bad grade.

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 2 роки тому +6

    This was an awesome episode, absolutely hilarious!

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere 2 роки тому +55

    Hey Bo, happy Austism awareness day.
    Your inclusion of people on the spectrum is so commendable.

  • @estropical8065
    @estropical8065 2 роки тому +7

    If you gave the mechs to Braun he surely would have winged hussard D-day and India and saved the game

  • @whiteboard-_-7366
    @whiteboard-_-7366 Рік тому +1

    Poland in MP is so rare but always so much fun when it's there

  • @eduardochiscuet3146
    @eduardochiscuet3146 2 роки тому +1

    0:40 best thing is in Spain we actually joke about Madrid having (no) coast

  • @Kal18042
    @Kal18042 2 роки тому +1

    Shoulda titled it “Peef’s fall from grace”

  • @Ganonmustdie2
    @Ganonmustdie2 2 роки тому +3

    This must've been a weird game. Somehow they managed to lose India and most of the Pacific war but still control the Mediterranean sea and commene multiple D-day style attacks by 1942 to win the European theater.

    • @redemptionpeak9438
      @redemptionpeak9438 2 роки тому

      I found that as long as Hawaii stands then Japan can’t win for the axis’s.

  • @ronpaul_
    @ronpaul_ 2 роки тому +3

    Bo really found himself an out for having his units completely mispositioned. 13 divisions on Ceylon?

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  2 роки тому +1

      I mean I straight up ask where do you want them and we decide on putting them on Ceylon.

    • @ronpaul_
      @ronpaul_ 2 роки тому +2

      Not like he knew something you didn't. "to follow bad advice is to make a bad decision" - sun tzu on listening to minors

  • @DJGRUNDL
    @DJGRUNDL 2 роки тому

    between this and brap trap I have hugely been enjoying the bokoen extended universe's crackhead arc

  • @TheBlownapart
    @TheBlownapart 2 роки тому +4

    I got HoI4 because of your videos, and oh my gosh is there a lot to learn. I hope someday I can become as good as y'all.

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 2 роки тому +6

    I’ve seen enough Bo videos, that I can tell on instinct when one video is a new one or if it’s one I’ve watched before.
    That is to say, I watch too much Bo.

  • @dimman123
    @dimman123 2 роки тому +2

    Peef golden dressel college idk who these men are but they are funny

  • @Panthi-QT
    @Panthi-QT 2 роки тому +3

    Honestly with all the mods getting updatet and the new supply system of the dlc I wish I could play in one of the Bokoen Mulltiplayer games.

  • @FreudRulz
    @FreudRulz 2 роки тому +2

    Perfidious Bo once again undermining Peef

  • @austinjacques6913
    @austinjacques6913 2 роки тому +1

    Braun psychologically torturing bo for mechs that will have zero game impact

  • @marshall8782
    @marshall8782 Рік тому

    swimmy, braun, peef and golden in the same team. this can only go well

  • @shutupluffy2
    @shutupluffy2 2 роки тому

    Bo's mates seem like simultaneously the best and absolute fucking worst people to be around, ever.

  • @munk6576
    @munk6576 2 роки тому +6

    this is all well and good but... Did braun ever get his mech?

  • @enric1478
    @enric1478 2 роки тому

    Peefs laugh Singled handling heals my heart

  • @elevationsickness8462
    @elevationsickness8462 2 роки тому

    "I've been building medium tanks since I capitulated, I now have 3 medium tanks"

  • @easetheweeb
    @easetheweeb 2 роки тому +2

    golden having a real portuguese moment

  • @Lasarius
    @Lasarius 2 роки тому

    i love the outro "big bucks on Bokoen''s channel"

  • @balkanmontero
    @balkanmontero 2 роки тому

    I watched this, every single second without looking away. I remember nothing. What kind of video is this 😭😭

  • @Cthulhu8-7
    @Cthulhu8-7 2 роки тому

    For a moment, I was only watching the speech balloons and countryballs, and for that moment, I believed Golden had done the impossible. That Golden was beating Barbarossa.

  • @cpt.mystic_stirling
    @cpt.mystic_stirling 2 роки тому

    Peef downfall. Cue the Hitler in denial clip

  • @the_sad_wallet1553
    @the_sad_wallet1553 2 роки тому +4

    Am I the only person who just realized that Golden is actually Brazilian?

  • @chookee1080
    @chookee1080 2 роки тому

    Peef officially joined the cult of golden and dressel

    • @CrisisHedgehog
      @CrisisHedgehog 2 роки тому +1

      Ironic considering Golden basically won by pushing Germany making the Axis surrender.

  • @Jesse_Leuning
    @Jesse_Leuning 2 роки тому +21

    Maybe sometime modern day mp?

    • @mosquito7307
      @mosquito7307 2 роки тому

      That would be cool buy MD is too laggy

    • @echo5327
      @echo5327 2 роки тому +1

      It’s gross enough in single player lol

    • @mosquito7307
      @mosquito7307 2 роки тому

      but*

    • @Jesse_Leuning
      @Jesse_Leuning 2 роки тому

      @@echo5327 true but they can maybe make an uptimized mod

  • @Otterdisappointment
    @Otterdisappointment 2 роки тому +1

    In OWB a river makes a tile coastal

  • @leonardlopez4106
    @leonardlopez4106 Рік тому

    I forgot, isn't golden from brazil? So it makes sense he said "coast of madrid" as the amazon river is just so massive it's pretty much an ocean and kinda hard to tell where river ends and ocean begins on the coast.

  • @anadaere6861
    @anadaere6861 2 роки тому

    The sudden football commentary lmao

  • @boczbalazs3499
    @boczbalazs3499 2 роки тому

    Just give him Newfoundland, Bo!

  • @Samopesh
    @Samopesh Рік тому

    Accurate depiction of USA during WW2: The singular adult trying to corral and organize a bunch of goblins running around trying to not die to the Germans or Japanese

  • @gpjedy7379
    @gpjedy7379 2 роки тому

    and that's how bo proved a point, mahogay has no right to say it was stacked allies!!!11!

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  2 роки тому

      Imagine being this mad still lmao. Still proved the point, that not every Axis can win, which was what was argued that they could.

  • @admiralyeet8691
    @admiralyeet8691 2 роки тому

    Ah I remember this. My first stream from you guys I caught live. I was watching the Spanish Civil War from Golden’s perspective and it was amazing. Didn’t watch the rest of the game though and I always did wonder how things turned out...

  • @birdseyeviewpolitics
    @birdseyeviewpolitics 2 роки тому +11

    Millenium Dawn MP?

  • @TricaGamer
    @TricaGamer 2 роки тому +2

    Ah yes, the Brazilian speaking SPANISH ahduahduwa

  • @komodok1ng495
    @komodok1ng495 2 роки тому

    On today's episode of "Gaslighting Bo":

  • @scpguy1381
    @scpguy1381 2 роки тому

    8:31 no text in the bubble lol

  • @36_Midfield
    @36_Midfield 2 роки тому

    peef is simply a agent of chaos

  • @karakabum5700
    @karakabum5700 2 роки тому

    The Allies somehow landing in Germany and defeating them despite being incompetent as heck really confused me

  • @bruh5912
    @bruh5912 2 роки тому +2

    Give Braun mechanized!!!

  • @ogaucho6235
    @ogaucho6235 2 роки тому

    This is one of the funniest videos so far

  • @cityslope7
    @cityslope7 2 роки тому

    This is why peef is my favorite guy

  • @HawkeyeJoe88
    @HawkeyeJoe88 2 роки тому +10

    I feel like India might have held if you had just given Braun the Mechanized.

  • @pieceofschmidtgamer
    @pieceofschmidtgamer Рік тому

    But seriously Bo, can Poland have some mechanized?

  • @OzyWazza
    @OzyWazza 2 роки тому

    Keep re-watching this just to watch Bo's USA Angst-Rage bounce off of Peef's India "Equal Blame" Denial :D

  • @CreatorOfTheKoladi
    @CreatorOfTheKoladi 2 роки тому +1

    1:51
    he sounds like mike wazowski

  • @johnwilkins3737
    @johnwilkins3737 2 роки тому +1

    WOAH POLISH MECHANIZED!!??!?!?!

  • @TheWolfwiththeDragon
    @TheWolfwiththeDragon 2 роки тому +1

    9:27 What are those helmets?