dad dies - "OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH MY" world war three starts - "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH MY" john cena lifts someone up "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH MYYYY"
Jbl is the most annoying especially bcos he always commentates for randy Ortiz matches and always says "he's going to that place again" and "vintage randy orton" or "rko form outta nowhere" when he slams the floor as loud as possible and u can clearly see him
I forgave so much of Cole's annoyance one night on Raw where Jerry Lawler had a heart attack and Cole seemingly broke character to look into the camera with genuine emotion and plead for his friend to be alright.
Agreed, they worked well together and they were hilarious! I remember back in 2003 when they were hyping up WWE Originals and the camera showed outside the arena and Cole points out Arista Records building and Tazz says. "And it's next to your record company-- VIRGIN!" LMAOO IMO Cole hasn't been as good with anyone else after Tazz. He & JBL were ok but it wasn't anywhere as good as he was Tazz. I get it was because they wanted him commentating on ECW but it kinda hurt SD a bit commentary-wise. JBL was too repetitive, constantly the same jokes over & over, like calling Hornswaggle the McNugget."
I know this seems hyperbolic, but Vince has never respected JR and doesn't understand why JR is popular. He's done a multitude of skits and angles designed only to make JR look bad and/or bring him down in the fans' eyes and they have literally NEVER worked.
Don't get why people hate him so much tbh i mean he can be annoying but i found his Heel commentator work back in 2010 hilarious and as a commentator he's a lot better than A-list Otunga and Saxton.
It's not Cole himself sometimes. He's just doing what he's told. And that is shilling the product obsessively, not calling the action like he should, and not being J.R.
The thing about Cole is that he's not bad. That's about it though. He's...not bad. He sometimes even manages to reach "good", but it's rare. Way too often he also dips down into "outright shit", which certainly doesn't help. A large part of it isn't his own fault, I mean *you* try calling a match well when Vince McMahon is bellowing in your ears non-stop. Part of it *is* his own fault, of course. So while the man is no J.R. (then again, who is?), he's a perfectly decent enough commentator if given the choice, which he rarely is.
Cat Valentine being better than Otunga and Saxton is like getting a bigger pop than Roman Reigns. It's not really that hard ^^ I actually don't hate him either, but I think he was best with Tazz back then
read your PSA warning too late, I hate this narrator now God almighty is this how host act? back in the day people would close this sh** within 3 seconds of his girly voice huh
wut sergio lol just checked out your channel. My dead dog's shit is more entertaining than all your videos about FIFA 14. The most depressing part is that u play on your iPhone/iPad rather than a computer or console
the best story about that Mania match. Is Taker' s reaction to finding out the time they were given and Cole going over. He walked up to Cole and said with disgust "what's wrong with the business today?"
I actually loved Michael cole’s like obsession with The Miz, I also just really like The Miz, and I thought it was genuinely funny when he would get upset when he’d lose matches
Say what you want about Cole but he’s dedicated to his work. Name one other dude who’s job is to commentate who is willing to have a match with Cena and take an F5 from Lesnar.
Zambiemonk if you hear his most recent heel commentary it gets bad. And even his Royal Rumble from this year was pretty bad. Basically since WWE took the "Puppies" he lost his mojo.
The problem with the Cole heel turn WAS that he was a commentator. Regardless of what was going on in the ring there was a good chance Cole would start obnoxiously heeling. Unlike usual there was no getting away from it. Sure he was great at being a heel; but that doesn't change the fact that it got old real fast.
For all of you who think Michael Cole is a bad commentator, watch the whole U.K. Championship Tournament, he flourished there. Vince McMahon is purposly holding him back from becoming a mainstream play-by-play name by ordering him to say shitty lines so other companies and media outlets won't take him away like they did Coachman and Grisham.
"You can turn the god damn channel for all I care." And that's what several people did including myself. Micheal Cole is the #1 reason that I stopped watching WWE.
I get the feeling Cole's gunna either die early from stress, get fired from WWE and go to WCPW where he can just cut loose like the potty-mouth he is, or retire a bitter company man. Two out of three of these scenarios; he deserved better. Not from the fans but from the WWE itself.
JBL you make me sick sometimes, you are a bully. Would you pick on Jerry Lawler or Jim Ross the same way you do Michael Cole? try hazing Brock Lesnar and see what happens.
Funny thing about Cole, he's actually something of a genuine badass. Not an "entertainment" badass, a real life one- in 1994 he spent 9 months of his journalistic career covering the Yugoslavian Civil War live, which isn't a job for the shy and retiring. Usually working in wrestling doesn't come with much of a risk of being _shot dead or blown the fuck up._ He also covered the 51-day Waco Siege and the aftermath of the Oklahoma City Bombing.
To be fair WON judging announcers is pretty rich as Meltzer's podcast with his whining sidekick of a co host marking out over anything not WWE is far worse than Cole at his worse
Edge returns in 2020 royal rumble. Michael Cole: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heel Michael Cole was great, they just booked shit wrong, Michael Cole is pretty brace to have talked back to fans and Vince live which is cool to hear, I actually like Cole even more now
is it ? can it be ?
Hardik Nagrani it IS!?! the phenomenal Adam Blampied!
Darshan Raj plumpy*
hc jobber I refuse to call him that 😐
PLUMPY cream his pants
Roman gets confused
"You got to be kidding"
ruins every surprise in the wwe
"for the love of mankind" was also really bad
Tommy Dynamite What do you want him to say? "For the man of Dude Love!"
Chris Barnes Comedian What about Maggle cole repeating words every damn time
*blank* IS BACK!!!!
You gotta be kitten me!
OHH MYYY
Tyler Rice YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!
BAW GAWD MICHAEL
DRIVING HIM INTO THE MAT WITH THAT MANEUVER
classic whatculture
HUMPED HIM IN THE WALLNUTS
dad dies - "OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH MY"
world war three starts - "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH MY"
john cena lifts someone up "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH MYYYY"
craig ball lmao
seeing a newsarticle about the beginning of WW3 - "vintage germany right here!"
after he see's its Germany "IS IT?! CAN IT BE!?!? ... IT IS!"
He's a real journalist too.
Jbl is the most annoying especially bcos he always commentates for randy Ortiz matches and always says "he's going to that place again" and "vintage randy orton" or "rko form outta nowhere" when he slams the floor as loud as possible and u can clearly see him
I forgave so much of Cole's annoyance one night on Raw where Jerry Lawler had a heart attack and Cole seemingly broke character to look into the camera with genuine emotion and plead for his friend to be alright.
That heart attack forced him to turn face, in which he wish didn't happen. He wanted to stay face
@@adamash8994 You mean stay heel
bgainesDM1 yeah my bad, he wanted to remain heel yeah.
@@adamash8994 I mean credit where credits due. Being heel really fit Cole
Forgave him for what exactly?
I liked Cole on Smackdown with Tazz during the Ruthless Aggression Era, but once they moved him to Raw he sucked
Jordan Davis
Yep
Agreed, they worked well together and they were hilarious! I remember back in 2003 when they were hyping up WWE Originals and the camera showed outside the arena and Cole points out Arista Records building and Tazz says. "And it's next to your record company-- VIRGIN!" LMAOO IMO Cole hasn't been as good with anyone else after Tazz. He & JBL were ok but it wasn't anywhere as good as he was Tazz. I get it was because they wanted him commentating on ECW but it kinda hurt SD a bit commentary-wise. JBL was too repetitive, constantly the same jokes over & over, like calling Hornswaggle the McNugget."
It was the PG era that changed everything really
Brock Lesnar returns in 2012 after 8 years
Michael Cole : OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anupam Jaiswal you know Michael is gonna say that if Roman reigns returns, and it's gonna ruin the moment
Vince tells the announcers what to say.
That "Ooooo Myyyyyyyy" just may have to become my new ringtone
Thanks Adam... my parents think I'm gay now :)
FacelessKoumaR88 GO UP! GO UP NOW!
FacelessKoumaR88 good
FacelessKoumaR88 Is that a bad thing?
FacelessKoumaR88 Lets be honest, they've known you were gay for years.
+Stephen Colville of course its a bad thing
My parents thought that was porn.
reoprted plumpster.
jumb0 Haha, you still live with your parents you nerd.
JC4R I think almost every body in the comments live with there parents dipshit
JC4R maybe he a kid
the train called oliver cromwell
Yes im still an infant unfortunately
jumb0 I'm actually trying to say u might not be a man living with parents
Why even bother trying to get JR booed?
It's one of Vince's dumb ideas. Trying to get JR boo'ed and/or humiliate him. But no matter what Vince tries, JR will always be loved by the fans.
He can smoke crack with kids and still get cheered.
Jeremy Birk that made me chuckle you get a like :)
JR could say Roman Reigns is his favorite and he'd still get cheered
I know this seems hyperbolic, but Vince has never respected JR and doesn't understand why JR is popular. He's done a multitude of skits and angles designed only to make JR look bad and/or bring him down in the fans' eyes and they have literally NEVER worked.
For the love of mankind,Shane just exploded through a table
x122562717 lol
The electrifying phenom oh god I forgot about that. *Ugh*
The electrifying phenom how bout Jericho when he gets back?
Taegan Maysami He will be like *Oh MMYYY! Y2J IS BACK!*
Omg haha
All WWE games: "I think he's through playing around!"
Lol
Huh?
"he's putting that educated feet to good use"
I prefer the classic
"Hey this is a family show!"
"I said EXASPERATED not...nevermind."
@@KevinLuper99 old school games r way better
Lions and Tigers and Bears
Cole: OHHHHH MYYYYYYYY...!!!!
"Vintage Wicked Witch of The West."
OHHHHHHHH MAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Shardul Deshmukh OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CalzYT MYYYYYYYYYY
*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Shardul Deshmukh 😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:02
Vinnie the Pooh is still the best nickname this channel has ever come up with haha
That was my older brothers dj name
Don't get why people hate him so much tbh i mean he can be annoying but i found his Heel commentator work back in 2010 hilarious and as a commentator he's a lot better than A-list Otunga and Saxton.
Cat Valentine he better than them bit still sucks
It's not Cole himself sometimes. He's just doing what he's told. And that is shilling the product obsessively, not calling the action like he should, and not being J.R.
TVR24 doesn't matter a good announcer would make it work no matter what.. stop making excuses for him he sucks
The thing about Cole is that he's not bad. That's about it though. He's...not bad. He sometimes even manages to reach "good", but it's rare. Way too often he also dips down into "outright shit", which certainly doesn't help.
A large part of it isn't his own fault, I mean *you* try calling a match well when Vince McMahon is bellowing in your ears non-stop. Part of it *is* his own fault, of course. So while the man is no J.R. (then again, who is?), he's a perfectly decent enough commentator if given the choice, which he rarely is.
Cat Valentine being better than Otunga and Saxton is like getting a bigger pop than Roman Reigns. It's not really that hard ^^
I actually don't hate him either, but I think he was best with Tazz back then
he called sasha banks , sasha grey once
Oussama Ml oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh myyyy!!!!
That better not be fucking true.
@@AhmetOzdemir-om3bj Oh it's true. It's damn true.
@@jdnnle6 when did he do that? I wanna hear it!
@@guyincognito7308 I don't know. Kurt Angle said that, and I don't know if it's true or not.
turn the sound down, thank me later
Thanks
read your PSA warning too late, I hate this narrator now God almighty is this how host act? back in the day people would close this sh** within 3 seconds of his girly voice huh
@@adamjacobholness7143 stfu you no nut dickhead
nah, I'm good
Stevie *weed whacker noises that sound like laughing*
How to make WWE better
1) Fire Cole, Saxton and Bradshaw
2) Put King and JR on commentary
3)Done.
What about raw
Andrew S no not king, haven't we suffered enough?
Andrew S 4) Bring back Mauro Ranallo
It won't happen but I would love JR & Cornette. I only watched the first wcpw ppv and while I remember very little of it, they were awesome.
*Put Ranallo and JR on commentary.
Vince calmly and thoroughly explaining how he's gonna rehire Heidenreik..😂😂😂
that Intro killed me 😂
Ehsan Firouzi It annoyed me
Cessy OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....MMMAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Chris Jericho returns at Rumble?? Cole- OHH MYY!!
Reigns def. Triple H?? Cole- OHH MYY!!
Seth cashing MITB at WM31?? Cole- OHH MYY!!
wut sergio lol just checked out your channel. My dead dog's shit is more entertaining than all your videos about FIFA 14. The most depressing part is that u play on your iPhone/iPad rather than a computer or console
Leviathan Prototype haha no response for 2 months think you win
Plumpy's voice?!?!
IT IS ELECTRIC IN HERE !!!!
that intro is annoying af, perfect 10
"For the love of M A N K I N D" for fucks sakes Cole
Of course he couldn't get J.R boo'd...
He took his Jerb!!!!
Rolie Polie Coley.
tbh you gotta respect cole, he's a hard working commentator, but hey Atleast he's not otunga
Jesus Christ could come back and Michael Cole would just say, “Oooooh myyyy.”
he will never be JR no one will be JR
The icw commentators are alright
that I can agree with, JR was the voice of RAW. he made WWE exciting with his commentary.
Where is Mauro when you need him? MammmaaMiaaa
in nxt now
patrick dornoff Yep, I'm so happy
No. 10 He's shit
No. 9 He's shit
No. 8 He's shit
No. 7 He's shit
No. 6 He's shit
No. 5 He's shit
No. 4 He's shit
No. 3 He's shit
No. 2 He's shit
No. 1 HE'S SHIT
AlexHolt 120
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
AlexHolt 120 HE JUST. MADE THE LIST!!!!!!!!!
AlexHolt 120 so im guessing you think hes $#!+
4:54 "Vinnie the fucking Pooh"
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
**checks dislike bar**
ADAM BABY :D
Ohhhhhh myyyyyy
It doesn’t help that Brian Christoper would commit suicide in prison. It’s truly heartbreaking.
the best story about that Mania match. Is Taker' s reaction to finding out the time they were given and Cole going over. He walked up to Cole and said with disgust "what's wrong with the business today?"
“Here comes the big dog”
“ITS BOSS TIME”
I actually loved Michael cole’s like obsession with The Miz, I also just really like The Miz, and I thought it was genuinely funny when he would get upset when he’d lose matches
Vintage Plumpy...
"Vintage Randy Orton with that powerslam " 🙄
In fairness that powerslam is a work of art that deserves to be compared to a fine wine.
iTs bOsS tImE
tHe bIg dOg
oOoOoooOh mY cOulD iT bE
Say what you want about Cole but he’s dedicated to his work. Name one other dude who’s job is to commentate who is willing to have a match with Cena and take an F5 from Lesnar.
Yep 👍🏾
How to make WWE commentary great again:
1). Fire current commentators
2). Hire King and JR again
I B I don't want king on commentary.
156imdibr why?
Zambiemonk if you hear his most recent heel commentary it gets bad. And even his Royal Rumble from this year was pretty bad. Basically since WWE took the "Puppies" he lost his mojo.
@@Dibby0156 And I don't want you to comment ever again
@@LadsandLaughs23 you should do that instead
Ohhhhh myyyyyy
For the love of mankind it here (reading off a script)
I'd like someone to ytp that scene with heidenreich, because that can easily be turned much more dirty with a perfectly timed censored screen.
easy list to make😂😂
THIS PLACE IS ELECTRIC!!!!!!!
Michael Cole's mating call:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Heidenreich definately answered it
Last time I was this Early Damian Sandow won MITB....I miss the dude :(
List of guys I wish didn't retire/quit/get released.
CM Punk
Daniel Bryan
Damien Sandow
Sting
Ryback
Jay Nicks Daniel Bryan had to for his injuries and Cm punk and Rybaxk left cause they were treated badly
Jay Nicks Ryback sucked and always sucked
Ryback was too botch happy and had no patience for longer story lines. Good thing he's gone.
The problem with the Cole heel turn WAS that he was a commentator. Regardless of what was going on in the ring there was a good chance Cole would start obnoxiously heeling. Unlike usual there was no getting away from it. Sure he was great at being a heel; but that doesn't change the fact that it got old real fast.
Cole: "Are you kidding me??"
Gorilla: "Will you be serious!?!
The title....
Remove "10 things, the first W in WWE, and You"
You'll get the real title.
MAGGLE MAGGLE MAGGLE MAGGLE MAGGLE MAGGLE MAGGLE.
MAGGLE MAGGLE MAGGLE.
MAGGLE.
"THE BIG DOG"
"IT'S BOSS TIME"
For all of you who think Michael Cole is a bad commentator, watch the whole U.K. Championship Tournament, he flourished there. Vince McMahon is purposly holding him back from becoming a mainstream play-by-play name by ordering him to say shitty lines so other companies and media outlets won't take him away like they did Coachman and Grisham.
I like to see one of Booker T and The Miz real soon
Last time I was this early, Whatculture was just an ordinary UA-cam channel (pre-WCPW)
"All good things must come to an end. Though I wish this match would go on a little longer."
Waiting for the what culture video of 10 things what culture wants you to forget about Adam plumpey
THIS PLACE IS ELECTRIC! LISTEN TO THIS PLACE!
Michael Cole is good just without Vince screaming at him
10 things wwe want you to forget about raw
RangelArts The entire damn show since 2009
Vince McMahon sleeps for 3 or 4 hours a day and he dreamed about Michael Cole getting bummed by a roid raging Heidenreich 😂😂😂
OMG they finally did it! I can't believe Plumpy does the video too! My day is perfect.
Rest in peace Brian Christopher as well as Jerry Lawler’s mom.
"You can turn the god damn channel for all I care." And that's what several people did including myself. Micheal Cole is the #1 reason that I stopped watching WWE.
#foreverblampied #notplumpy #adamplumpcitti #plumpcitti #plumpcitti #plumpcitti
The #1 thing I'd like to forget (after he stops) is Cole jizzing his Roman Reigns underwear every time Reigns throws a Superman Punch.
He likes big strong men. They remind him of Heidenreich
It’s more Vince jizzing and obligating Cole to have an orgasm.
Vince: CUM DAMMIT.
I get the feeling Cole's gunna either die early from stress, get fired from WWE and go to WCPW where he can just cut loose like the potty-mouth he is, or retire a bitter company man.
Two out of three of these scenarios; he deserved better. Not from the fans but from the WWE itself.
“That’s changed. A lot’s changed.”
1:12 BINGLEY
I kinda want to forget everything about Michael Cole.
2:58 when Jerry Lawler realizes how stupid Michael Cole is
Shane McMahon is the Michael Cole of today
Heidenreich having his way with Michael Cole lol
That moment when I am just hearing about this
Dont you forget that Jamess Ellworth is Ms.Money in the bank!
I wanna forget he is a commentator
Was I the only one who recognized bingley 😭😭😭
Michael Cole is the best person for me to bully
I miss him as of now
Don't be a bully
Bully other
JBL you make me sick sometimes, you are a bully. Would you pick on Jerry Lawler or Jim Ross the same way you do Michael Cole? try hazing Brock Lesnar and see what happens.
my grandma came in when he said"OH MYYYYY" but im lucky because she cant hear for shot
Batista's tattoo is the logo from a godsmack album
Personally I think its cool
Funny thing about Cole, he's actually something of a genuine badass. Not an "entertainment" badass, a real life one- in 1994 he spent 9 months of his journalistic career covering the Yugoslavian Civil War live, which isn't a job for the shy and retiring. Usually working in wrestling doesn't come with much of a risk of being _shot dead or blown the fuck up._ He also covered the 51-day Waco Siege and the aftermath of the Oklahoma City Bombing.
do top ten worst wrestler tattoos
All You People Hulk Hogan Immortal tattoo
6:31 Don't know why I saw that coming
"things are about to be BROKEN!" 😂
To be fair WON judging announcers is pretty rich as Meltzer's podcast with his whining sidekick of a co host marking out over anything not WWE is far worse than Cole at his worse
Cole: OHHH MY
Jbl: No, just no
COLE: LISTING TO THIS PLACE
OOOOHHHH MY
3:53 Wow, insulting your fellow WhatCulture colleagues. That's bold and stupid. Who got fired after this video was posted?
"Roley Poley Coley" had me in stitches xD
Edge returns in 2020 royal rumble.
Michael Cole: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hold the short bus, did Plumpy just say no one remembers Grand Master Sexay?
M.G. Trazor Ho ho ho, HE SURE DID!
Heel Michael Cole was great, they just booked shit wrong, Michael Cole is pretty brace to have talked back to fans and Vince live which is cool to hear, I actually like Cole even more now
THINGS ARE ABOUT TO BE BROKEN!
oooooooooohhhhhhh mmmmmyyyyyyyy
6:26 Worst Television Announcer: Gorilla Monsoon? What absolute bollocks is this?
are there any cole miners here