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  • Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
  • Top posts from r/Rareinsults on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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  • @reneearwen
    @reneearwen 3 роки тому +2418

    "Just because it's rare doesn't mean it's good"
    Robin: *proceeds to annihilate every comment*

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle 3 роки тому +126

      He's misunderstanding the sub, you see
      Clearly it actually means Rare as in lightly cooked. :o

    • @bombedboomy1962
      @bombedboomy1962 3 роки тому +34

      @@Starfloofle thank you somebody understands it

    • @saulgoodman6589
      @saulgoodman6589 3 роки тому +2

      i literally read that as soon as he said it

    • @warlandheroes6394
      @warlandheroes6394 3 роки тому +2

      @@Starfloofle Genius

    • @Cometsarecool
      @Cometsarecool 3 роки тому +4

      @@Starfloofle these "burns" were so bad it gave me salmonella

  • @justlivin2499
    @justlivin2499 3 роки тому +372

    person: Has a decent rare insult
    Robin: *Angry Judgmental Commentator noises*

    • @sauce5066
      @sauce5066 3 роки тому +25

      Yet he’s also the guy to clap at a genepool joke and say it’s good

    • @octaviakustiawan7471
      @octaviakustiawan7471 3 роки тому +15

      @@sauce5066 i mean, that was a good insult ngl

    • @thatonegaminglatias4345
      @thatonegaminglatias4345 3 роки тому +11

      He's the Gordon Ramsay of insults.

    • @justlivin2499
      @justlivin2499 3 роки тому +4

      @@thatonegaminglatias4345 WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUSE!!!

    • @spencer2990
      @spencer2990 2 роки тому +2

      @@justlivin2499 WHERE'S THE GOOD INSULTS!!!

  • @MelodyCTurtle
    @MelodyCTurtle 3 роки тому +2582

    Good lord, Robin was out for blood today.

  • @BraydenBachlott
    @BraydenBachlott 3 роки тому +845

    Robin: *Criticizes insults for not being rare or funny enough
    Also Robin: *Claps at a Gene Pool joke

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 роки тому +36

      I don't think it would have been taken the same without the lead up.

    • @arakakishinigamich.8859
      @arakakishinigamich.8859 3 роки тому +8

      I agree

    • @sethrawbass
      @sethrawbass 3 роки тому +13

      Both the commenter and youtuber are super nerdy

    • @Saucey_J
      @Saucey_J 3 роки тому +10

      @@sethrawbass woah, calm down with the hard insults, god dang,

    • @clashdevil2925
      @clashdevil2925 3 роки тому +11

      I think you just reverse discovered sarcasm

  • @tonychang6014
    @tonychang6014 3 роки тому +317

    The man's standards of "rare" are so high that when he orders his steak, he isn't satisfied until he gets to the farm the cows come from

    • @paxtheskeleton6636
      @paxtheskeleton6636 2 роки тому +32

      His whining is somehow more painful then a baby on a plane and a nail on a chalkboard trying to kill each other

    • @SapoWeonN300
      @SapoWeonN300 2 роки тому +10

      @@paxtheskeleton6636 thats just raw, not rare
      Its need to be cook in order to be a good one, but i give you that one, your parents didnt cooked you enought

    • @paxtheskeleton6636
      @paxtheskeleton6636 2 роки тому +12

      @@SapoWeonN300 Well I did push my way out of the oven early so I guess you’re right lol

    • @trexindominus8119
      @trexindominus8119 2 роки тому +1

      Damn

    • @ilysmaxx
      @ilysmaxx Рік тому

      the general comment and first reply was better than any string of words that will be created within this comment until the end of humanity because to me it seems grammar slowly degrades at different levels throughout the span of a comments lifetime and replies will therefore devolve into ‘comment not rare oo oo aa aa’

  • @that0wlguy255
    @that0wlguy255 3 роки тому +290

    Robin seems like the type of guy who goes to a free event
    that exhibits kids' drawings and asks for his money back cause he didn't get to see "The starry night" from Van Gogh.

  • @TheGeno28
    @TheGeno28 3 роки тому +478

    Robin actin like one of those mentor characters in shows who complain and mock, yet never come with good examples of their own.

    • @luftwaffebomber1340
      @luftwaffebomber1340 3 роки тому +25

      Right?!

    • @TheBaldNonce
      @TheBaldNonce 3 роки тому +18

      I hate robin i cant believe hes the main narrator

    • @phlogistinatorpb
      @phlogistinatorpb 3 роки тому +44

      @@TheBaldNonce Why thought he's just like that one cousin, we all like him but he's annoying when he's in this sub atleast

    • @aleumuru6682
      @aleumuru6682 3 роки тому +34

      I like Robin but, I noticed most of his rareinsult videos for Emkay end up with more and more of the same insults almost as if to pick on the poor unfortunate soul, and if you hear an insult so many times it loses the sting and comedy. Again my own opinion, as I have seen several of these insults in other Emkay Rareinsult videos thus making it like a rerun each time, Lexie can make them funny, Robin burns them, Damian is very wholesome and makes them holy. Imo

    • @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702
      @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702 2 роки тому +6

      @@aleumuru6682 imo damiens the only good narrator, the others just unnecessarily bring politics into the videos, like we get it, trump bad, old people bad, you dont have to keep saying it

  • @thomasgolian5867
    @thomasgolian5867 3 роки тому +158

    I always thought that Robin was so angry because he didn’t get the jokes, which was confirmed by when he thought that someone’s skin being thinner than school toilet paper wasn’t funny

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 3 роки тому +578

    "Tee hee! I bet you sleep standing up or something like that!"
    The Animal Crossing character knowing that horses sleep standing up: *Maybe I'm a horse.*

  • @StomeAura
    @StomeAura 3 роки тому +64

    Robin judging these insults like he didn’t just wake up on the wrong side of the bed, but the bed woke up the wrong side of him.

    • @idontknow-on3kz
      @idontknow-on3kz 2 роки тому +4

      lmao both roasting his reactions to the bad insults, while making a roast worse then any in this subreddit

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 2 роки тому +4

      Robin crossed a black cat and got good luck, then subsequently angry.

  • @kamchaotic6225
    @kamchaotic6225 3 роки тому +1481

    Jesus, Robin is more judgemental of these Reddit posts than my mom is of me for the way I dress.

    • @era2s
      @era2s 3 роки тому +86

      emkay in a nutshell, theyre like the gordon ramsay of memez

    • @thatjuicyboi8516
      @thatjuicyboi8516 3 роки тому +8

      @@era2s truer word have never been spoken

    • @thatjuicyboi8516
      @thatjuicyboi8516 3 роки тому +40

      @@era2s 'WHERES THE GODDAMN GOOD INSUULLTT!' JUST BECAUSE ITS RARE DOESN'T MEAN ITS GOOD! YOU FOCKIN IDIOT SANDWICH!'

    • @scouticescoutice4994
      @scouticescoutice4994 3 роки тому +2

      2/10

    • @mercenarychef9465
      @mercenarychef9465 3 роки тому +15

      He's not wrong though. I'm subbed to rare insults, and have been insanely disappointed by the majority of posts.

  • @verydumbkid4568
    @verydumbkid4568 3 роки тому +92

    Robin out here acting like the middle school art teacher that harshly criticizes their students’ artwork

    • @justkittensbeingkittens5892
      @justkittensbeingkittens5892 Рік тому

      Been there but elementary school 💀💀💀 she ruined my brother’s opinion of art in general

  • @agent_w.
    @agent_w. 3 роки тому +414

    POV: You just tried to bully the nerdy quiet kid and he roasts you back: 1:10

    • @hainesnoids
      @hainesnoids 3 роки тому +2

      first

    • @sethrawbass
      @sethrawbass 3 роки тому

      Idk man im like half retarded and thought it was witty and humorous.

    • @digiiiii
      @digiiiii 3 роки тому

      sjjdsfdjsdf omfg

    • @RandomDucc-sj8pd
      @RandomDucc-sj8pd 2 роки тому

      @Trip koLng I have about 50 clever xomebacks up my sleeve and I’m *not afraid to use them*

  • @tratack
    @tratack 3 роки тому +41

    Robin is the type of person to yell at deaf people with a megaphone

  • @fredrik5832
    @fredrik5832 3 роки тому +282

    Oooh I didn’t know we had Gordon Ramsey of rare insults over here.

    • @300IQPrower
      @300IQPrower 3 роки тому +27

      I SAID *RARE.* NOT _RAW!_

    • @phantoids
      @phantoids 3 роки тому

      Nah, dude looks like a discount ashens with a bad hairstylist.

    • @digiiiii
      @digiiiii 3 роки тому +5

      robin reading this for some god damned reason: _WHERES THE INSULT?!_

  • @philsharpe4315
    @philsharpe4315 3 роки тому +64

    Robin is that kid in elementary school who would smugly correct you every single time you mispronounced something miniscule

  • @Slaydrik
    @Slaydrik 3 роки тому +143

    just because it's rare doesn't mean it's good, but the subreddit is rare insults, not good insults

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 3 роки тому +17

      I made the same comment a few months ago in another r/rareinsults video and its incredible that my point still stands to this day.

    • @nickdeltufo3857
      @nickdeltufo3857 3 роки тому +9

      To be fair, how many times have you seen the “0.1% of bacteria Lysol doesn’t kill” insults are reposted on that subreddit?

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 3 роки тому +6

      @@nickdeltufo3857 there is an occasional repost here and there but its mostly good

    • @WarioTimeWarioTimeWarioTime
      @WarioTimeWarioTimeWarioTime 3 роки тому +1

      Well said

    • @jamesthebirdman9412
      @jamesthebirdman9412 Рік тому

      @@CoingamerFL I have seen most of these insults, they aren’t rare.

  • @GetTheCooolShoeshine
    @GetTheCooolShoeshine 3 роки тому +35

    "Ah yes, this joke I've seen before is amazing but the joke I haven't seen before is crap because it isn't original"

  • @borismarkovic9936
    @borismarkovic9936 3 роки тому +306

    He gets mad that that r/Rareinsults is full of rare insults and not funny insults

    • @thcfck6870
      @thcfck6870 3 роки тому +33

      Tbh they're not even rare, just random or reposts

    • @michaelmcdonnell5574
      @michaelmcdonnell5574 3 роки тому +9

      So next time have Lexi or Jack

    • @phlogistinatorpb
      @phlogistinatorpb 3 роки тому +5

      He's like that one guy who speaks as he thinks so maybe next time stick with the pictures

    • @theenigma2861
      @theenigma2861 3 роки тому +11

      @Seedless no... More like going to burger king then getting annoyed when their not selling fries
      Just cause it's a video on r/rareinsults don't mean you're gonna get on the front page of Reddit for saying basic stuff like "tHaTs LiKe GoInG tO gAs StAtIoN aNd AsKiNg FoR sTaMpS"

    • @theenigma2861
      @theenigma2861 3 роки тому +28

      The issue is most of them aren't rare in the slightest, they tend to follow some very unoriginal formats for insults "You look like [random object with negative connotation]" for example "melted candle"
      "This the type of person to [lol quirky action that doesn't fit scenario]" for example "look up and down before crossing the street" (which I've heard about a thousand times)
      "This person looks like [pop culture celebrity or character], on [drugs, name the drug if you want it to sound more interesting]"
      I could go on for longer but you get my point

  • @sairuhbby
    @sairuhbby 3 роки тому +30

    robin has the anger that only an adult named after a disney character can have

  • @randomchannel3609
    @randomchannel3609 3 роки тому +37

    Robin sounds like the kid who would play tag and recess but would call timeout just before he got tagged.

    • @nightflare_x
      @nightflare_x 3 роки тому +1

      Nice one

    • @SammPlaysGames
      @SammPlaysGames 3 роки тому +1

      R/rareinsults

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 2 роки тому +2

      Robin is the sound it makes when you deliberately put your toaster on the lowest possible setting and then eat it with a dollop of mayonnaise.

  • @Ilovepointlessstorys
    @Ilovepointlessstorys 3 роки тому +39

    Maybe Robin shouldn’t do rare insults. He was kind of taking the fun out of it.

    • @Saucey_J
      @Saucey_J 3 роки тому +10

      This is a great opinion, it’s not directly insulting or being rude, it’s a valid opinion. (Sorry, I just see a lot of stuff just being plain rude and stupid, and just thought I’d say it’s really cool you’re not being rude about it).

    • @Ilovepointlessstorys
      @Ilovepointlessstorys 3 роки тому +7

      @@Saucey_J No need to be rude for sure. I do like Robin, Just not for this.

    • @Saucey_J
      @Saucey_J 3 роки тому +4

      @@Ilovepointlessstorys agreed!

    • @radioactiveassassin5218
      @radioactiveassassin5218 Рік тому +3

      Yeah, after two minutes I was getting bored more and more each second.

    • @SeaDog1667-1st
      @SeaDog1667-1st 5 місяців тому +1

      "Yeah, well, you're about as useful as a Skype gift card." - Robin, 2022.

  • @haylicewatters41
    @haylicewatters41 3 роки тому +107

    As the days go by, Robin's voice sounds like if a Minecraft villager was hired at a weather guy job

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 роки тому +4

      "HmmmmMmm."
      Ah yes now I'm prepared for the outside.

    • @dubioustheatreyt8096
      @dubioustheatreyt8096 3 роки тому +5

      "a weather guy job" Did you mean a meteorologist? The guys that study and report the weather?

    • @haylicewatters41
      @haylicewatters41 3 роки тому +3

      @@dubioustheatreyt8096 those guys in news, y'know

    • @redpikdman
      @redpikdman 3 роки тому +4

      Villager news

    • @lunariousmoon
      @lunariousmoon 3 роки тому +2

      Dunununa dananana nana nana! Villager News

  • @Neganium
    @Neganium 3 роки тому +90

    I don't think they should let Robin take this subreddit anymore; he just gets really mad because of his absurdly high standards for *insults on the internet* and kind of just sucks the fun out of it. Also, I worry mildly about his blood pressure; dude sounds legitimately pissed. Like. Calm down, go outside, pet the grass or something.

    • @KirbyatYT
      @KirbyatYT 2 роки тому +24

      Something about the phrase “petting grass” sets off a positive emotion in some part of my brain

    • @Neganium
      @Neganium 2 роки тому +16

      @@KirbyatYT I mean grass feels really nice sometimes; I rarely get to touch grass myself, and around here it's kind of scrubby, anyways. But if you find some real nice grass, it can be nice to just... pet that shit. You ever just stroke a blanket or a stuffed animal or something else that feels really nice? Good texture goes brrr

    • @Hasteroth
      @Hasteroth 2 роки тому +11

      to be fair, most of these insults genuinely suck

    • @siliswest498
      @siliswest498 2 роки тому

      Why pet the grass, it feels like shit. Unless it’s short.

    • @Neganium
      @Neganium 2 роки тому +7

      @@siliswest498 You must not have touched the nice grass. Not all grasses are equal.

  • @mckaydalton
    @mckaydalton 3 роки тому +62

    Why did he call out the “clap at the end of a funeral” joke but the look “up and down before crossing the street” one has been in all his videos multiple times and he never mentions it.

  • @reaperofsorrow8431
    @reaperofsorrow8431 3 роки тому +52

    Ima be honest the microwave steak one was hilarious. Idk if robins seen a microwaved steak

    • @ririnasenpai4747
      @ririnasenpai4747 3 роки тому +11

      fr i think he didn't understand the joke (comparing a bland personality to microwaved steak) and thought it was just something random

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 роки тому +151

    Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
    Day 202 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    -r/forbiddensnacks
    -r/Chadtopia
    -r/ofcoursethatsathing
    Anyone:
    -r/HumansBeingBros
    -r/Wellthatsucks
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
    Thanks! :D

  • @LilyaJuno
    @LilyaJuno 3 роки тому +19

    Robin seems like the type of guy to criticize the way his father left him

  • @nerdyfalco408
    @nerdyfalco408 3 роки тому +97

    Robin be like: "geee this one came out straight from r/Iamveryrandom" and then laughs at the lamest roasts

  • @300IQPrower
    @300IQPrower 3 роки тому +32

    Fun Fact: Doctors have no idea how Ozzy is alive. he apparently has a unique genetic mutation that makes him incredibly resistant to the negative affects of hard drugs and alcohol. So yes he genuinely has done vastly more of both than any other celebrity EVER

    • @jamisonedwards8162
      @jamisonedwards8162 3 роки тому +7

      @@ThePapaja1996 Or he died years ago and just hasn't stopped moving yet.

    • @300IQPrower
      @300IQPrower 3 роки тому +3

      @@jamisonedwards8162 It would certainly explain a LOT

  • @flair1638
    @flair1638 3 роки тому +24

    The "before crossing the road" insult is about as common as the gambling ads I get here in New Jersey

  • @nathanstafford8412
    @nathanstafford8412 3 роки тому +24

    Robin is literally grading each post as if they're assignments he set as a teacher

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 2 роки тому +3

      Robin would look at a drawing of a dog by a 5 year old and unironically go full Maddox.

  • @IshijimaKairo
    @IshijimaKairo 3 роки тому +13

    the way Robin roasts these people makes him sound like he eats microwaved boiled eggs for dinner because "he doesn't like the shell too hard".

  • @splintered7078
    @splintered7078 3 роки тому +11

    Robin is the type of guy who tried to sue his parents for making him ugly.

  • @jacobc9221
    @jacobc9221 3 роки тому +20

    Robin: *Starts roasting insults that are rare for a reason*
    That one guy who copy pasted cusswords to describe minecraft's white bed: *Nervous sweating*

  • @TheOneAvocado
    @TheOneAvocado 3 роки тому +47

    God Robin, we get it, you’re a comedy god, and you get to tell us all what’s funny and not, but please shut up and let us just enjoy more of them

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 3 роки тому +57

    "What if we used 100% of our brain?"
    *r/rareinsults*

    • @humanbeing7485
      @humanbeing7485 3 роки тому +1

      r/rareinsults won't be rare if we used 100%

  • @amelietremblay7582
    @amelietremblay7582 3 роки тому +14

    You're like that one guy who tells everyone what they will receive as a present.
    You ruin the fun.

  • @Zenefor
    @Zenefor 3 роки тому +21

    had a guy in math class say to the teacher:
    This class is so stupid that if we looked at the time it'd say past redemption.

  • @THEOPDESTROYER777
    @THEOPDESTROYER777 3 роки тому +24

    Robin calling memes stupid is like saying schools are educational or that jobs make you work

  • @ethanhatmaker5043
    @ethanhatmaker5043 3 роки тому +29

    Robin the kind of guy to go to r/RAREinsults and complain that they're not great. Just go to r/goodinsults or something man. You're getting exactly what you're asking for man.

  • @theshockerpit7274
    @theshockerpit7274 3 роки тому +27

    This man standards are higher than a College student in the 1980s

    • @spencer2990
      @spencer2990 2 роки тому

      higher standards than people giving out jobs
      "must have a degree in science, a phd in math, blah blah blah and a 9 inch pp"

  • @Bushment.
    @Bushment. 3 роки тому +16

    Alternate title: robin complains about stupid insults

  • @tomaseckhardt4711
    @tomaseckhardt4711 3 роки тому +9

    "just because it's rare doesn't mean it's good" Just because you can mock random people doesn't mean you're better than everyone else robin.

  • @bennytheenby
    @bennytheenby 3 роки тому +90

    Listening to the narrator call all of them unoriginal then call the one that has been narrated on this chanel before, the gene pool one, original.
    Just... wow

    • @maplelemons
      @maplelemons 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah, robin is just, something special

    • @VampiricDragon666
      @VampiricDragon666 3 роки тому +9

      @@maplelemons A bit too special. Where's his caretaker? Who let him use youtube again?

    • @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702
      @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702 2 роки тому +1

      @@maplelemons na he just is a bit special, if you know what i mean

  • @enderbirds3814
    @enderbirds3814 3 роки тому +11

    Robin seemed more annoyed at these posts than my parents when I make a valid point in an argument

  • @archiep3821
    @archiep3821 3 роки тому +34

    Bruh the thwomp sound effect had me dead

  • @OverlordGezora
    @OverlordGezora 3 роки тому +13

    “Just because it’s rare doesn’t mean it’s funny”
    That’s why it’s called *r/rareinsults* and not *r/funnyinsults*

  • @lucasmaximas7629
    @lucasmaximas7629 3 роки тому +43

    This man likes to say these insults are bad because they dont make sense, yet that's the point.

    • @ConneRSensei
      @ConneRSensei 3 роки тому

      And your point being is that? r/rareinsults is "supposedly" a sub to make people laugh, but it hardly does. So what if it's just to feature "rare" insults? Please, if anything, the only rare thing about the sub is that it's the only sub that insults itself by these shitty, undercooked comparisons that you call "insults". If r/rareinsults was a subreddit about clothes, plain white tshirts would be considered the top of fasion. r/rareinsults fails at both or at least have either a rare or a funny insult.

    • @potatoman7028
      @potatoman7028 3 роки тому +5

      @@ConneRSensei none of what you said made sense

    • @scrimbloproductions3938
      @scrimbloproductions3938 3 роки тому +3

      @@ConneRSensei
      Chris,please,go back to the kindergarten and learn how to make a fucking point

  • @noxiousplays8365
    @noxiousplays8365 3 роки тому +4

    Robin looks like that one kid in school that was a mouth breather that was constantly daydreaming.

  • @killjoy30011
    @killjoy30011 3 роки тому +13

    The comment about him waking up and saying Daddy to himself I think is a more polite version of if he was having some alone time and saying harder Daddy to himself

  • @c_zero-zu7vg
    @c_zero-zu7vg 3 роки тому +9

    Greetings, fellow lizards. Do not forget to hydrate and moisten your eyeballs. The upcoming Fly Hunting Festival on Thursday requires many flies, so please refrain from consuming too many before the arranged date.

    • @bryn_______
      @bryn_______ 3 роки тому

      Your giving me vibes of a kid who corrects everybody when they say a word slightly wrong (this isn’t trying to be a insult causes it to bad to be one

    • @c_zero-zu7vg
      @c_zero-zu7vg 3 роки тому

      @@bryn_______ nah man it’s just an inside joke with my friends there’s no way in hell I could always talk like that

  • @a-ragdoll
    @a-ragdoll 3 роки тому +37

    these insults are so rare even a original joke is jealous about them

  • @gervasiocampana6217
    @gervasiocampana6217 3 роки тому +15

    Interesting thing about Ozzy Osborne: He's one of the few people who've had their genome fully sequenced, and they found out that he has a rare gene mutation that is the reason he is still alive after all those drugs, it makes his body more resistant to the harmful effects, anyone else would've died of an overdose

    • @vexile1239
      @vexile1239 3 роки тому

      But the drugs did damage his brain... didn't they?

    • @gervasiocampana6217
      @gervasiocampana6217 3 роки тому +3

      @@vexile1239 I don't think they did, actually. He took enough drugs to make more than one person overdose, probably, then would go on to get up fine the next day, so clearly the mutation that causes his resistance to it is damn strong

    • @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702
      @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah wasnt it because of his neanderthal anscestors? His dna literally returned to monke

  • @pixel_ated
    @pixel_ated 3 роки тому +4

    You want rare insults yet "I bet you look up and down before crossing the street" somehow meets your criteria.

  • @michaelmcdonnell5574
    @michaelmcdonnell5574 3 роки тому +26

    Can we please have Lexi for the next r/rareinsults I think she'll be less picky

    • @GoinGreninja
      @GoinGreninja 3 роки тому +14

      Agreed. She's a much better fit to be here. Hell, David the Baker is too. I like Robin and all but his judgemental attitude towards this subreddit just hurts me mentally and spiritually, I don't hate him either. On any other subreddit, he's pretty enjoyable. Here though, he's insufferable.

  • @owenroughley1889
    @owenroughley1889 3 роки тому +5

    I'm sorry but can we just appreciate the 7:35 insult for a minute or two?? That was literally better than all of the insults in the video.

  • @Gon-hx4df
    @Gon-hx4df 3 роки тому +6

    I get the feeling Robin sometimes slaps people because they told a bad joke

  • @versedvrox7323
    @versedvrox7323 3 роки тому +40

    g'day everyone (part 5)

  • @Thestitchandbtch
    @Thestitchandbtch 3 роки тому +2

    "personality of a microwaved stake," I think they were trying to say they have a dry personality.

  • @culturedkid4570
    @culturedkid4570 3 роки тому +12

    "Your about as useful as a Skype Giftcard"
    Damn Robin....

  • @eunicerodrigues1500
    @eunicerodrigues1500 3 роки тому +4

    I like how Robin insults the insults

  • @faultf4
    @faultf4 3 роки тому +19

    If I found THAT thing taking the place of thwomps in my Mario Game, I’m writing it under ‘Misrated by ESRB’

  • @zoh4242
    @zoh4242 3 роки тому +43

    I just love Robin roasting every post instead of pretending they are funny, that’s why I’m subbed to this channel

    • @Degenerick
      @Degenerick 3 роки тому

      Yeh this channel is more than just robin

    • @zoh4242
      @zoh4242 3 роки тому

      @@Degenerick I’m aware, I’ve been subbed since Damien was here

  • @princealigorna7468
    @princealigorna7468 3 роки тому +6

    Emkay, you know what I'm here to ask, and it's to make Robin suffer and scream "Noah, get the boat" because everything is awful.
    And also to get him away from similes because he seems fundamentally opposed to them and that is like 89% of the content of this subreddit

  • @maybelater4600
    @maybelater4600 3 роки тому +13

    13:07 crazy fun fact: Ozzy Osbourne has an incredibly rare condition that lets him drink and do more drugs than any normal person could dream to, he would be dead a thousand times over had he not had this condition
    1 in a billion odds of having it apparently

    • @enderbirds3814
      @enderbirds3814 3 роки тому +3

      Lucky

    • @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702
      @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702 2 роки тому +2

      All my characters in watch dogs legion have that as well considering how many times ive gotten them pissed, that and none of them have died from it

  • @AranVibesWithStuff
    @AranVibesWithStuff 3 роки тому +8

    Today, Robin woke up and decided that he will rarely insult the rare insult subreddit, what a giga chad.

    • @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702
      @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702 2 роки тому +5

      Ah yes, calling something stupid and reciting the same thing over and over, what a rare thing to do

  • @thelonelygamer361
    @thelonelygamer361 3 роки тому +5

    The lopsided starfish one was because starfish have no brain, but do posses regenerative abilities. He was calling him stupid, ugly, and bad at the most basic task available to him.
    While I do agree that more than a few of these aren't great and even less are rare, I still do think that Robin is acting like the Gordan Ramsey of memes.

  • @legospaceracer123
    @legospaceracer123 3 роки тому +14

    It was hard to enjoy the video when he was just complaining about half of the insults being presented... Even though he basically said he wasn't trying to be a gatekeeper of comedy.

  • @timbofurraboyabo9687
    @timbofurraboyabo9687 3 роки тому +4

    alternate title: "Just because it's rare doesn't mean it's good. Chapter 1: The Insults Get Insulted"

  • @basedhalo
    @basedhalo 3 роки тому +4

    I think Robin Had a very bad day and just dissing everything mode kicked in

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 3 роки тому +5

    Robin in this video sounds like the type of guy to smell someone's fart and say "I've smelt better"

  • @bigtensocks6636
    @bigtensocks6636 3 роки тому +19

    We all know Robins the best narrator

  • @ireneparkin3360
    @ireneparkin3360 2 роки тому +2

    Robin:- "Ozzy Osbourne has done more drugs than you can imagine."
    Me:- "Not to mention that time he half ate a bat."

  • @CoingamerFL
    @CoingamerFL 3 роки тому +20

    I honestly hate when robin does this subreddit but i hope its not that bad today lol

    • @GothMermaidGamer
      @GothMermaidGamer 3 роки тому +13

      Same
      His standards are like, way too high for the rare insults
      Like fuckin relax dude

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 3 роки тому +15

      @@GothMermaidGamer And it would be fine if he was funny lol

    • @witchqueen10
      @witchqueen10 3 роки тому +7

      He just sounds bitter and not funny

  • @mipierainbows_dead
    @mipierainbows_dead 3 роки тому +4

    Dear Robin,
    I regret to inform you that they actually do know how hard it is to do art on a nail, because
    *they're the one who did it on their nail and sent the picture*

  • @prestidigitation3924
    @prestidigitation3924 3 роки тому +10

    I love when Robin does this sub, bc he is absolutely the Gordon Ramsay of rare insults

  • @RAJF24
    @RAJF24 6 місяців тому +1

    The way robin said “oh no not her” about sia was actually so brave but I COMPLETELY agree

  • @eden-elysium
    @eden-elysium 3 роки тому +12

    Here’s a rare insult that popped into my head out of the blue one day:
    “He looks like the kind of guy that would replace his bones with rawhide before going to the animal shelter so the dogs would like him more.”

  • @Cash_Kiw3e
    @Cash_Kiw3e 3 роки тому +5

    11:45 He looks like a toddler tried to photoshop someone else's face onto an oval he drew.

  • @killerbunnyidols
    @killerbunnyidols 3 роки тому +16

    Freddy approved

  • @Mr_Rykes
    @Mr_Rykes 2 роки тому +4

    5:56 Sentry comin’ right up.

  • @cfq1018
    @cfq1018 3 роки тому +5

    Robin seems like a food critique for rare insults

  • @Funtime_Kacey
    @Funtime_Kacey 3 роки тому +6

    Its easy to make a rare insult, but its hard to make a good one

  • @wyattkinsman
    @wyattkinsman 3 роки тому +5

    Robin calling people out on the internet for pretending to be original is almost better than the insults

  • @AsymptoteInverse
    @AsymptoteInverse Рік тому +1

    I spent half the time thinking "Thank God somebody's calling out the trying-way-too-hard ones" and the other half thinking "Jesus, Robin, who pissed in your cornflakes?"

  • @JackieDemaree
    @JackieDemaree 3 роки тому +10

    Last time I was this early I came up with an original joke.

  • @Jennifer_MB
    @Jennifer_MB 3 роки тому +5

    Someone riled up Robin, and I like it.

  • @spiritravenheart1335
    @spiritravenheart1335 3 роки тому +18

    Nice and early. Also I feel so bad for people who make insults where context is required, simply cause anyone who doesn't know the context immediately sees it as bad.

    • @phlogistinatorpb
      @phlogistinatorpb 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah what's up with that i mean just add a screenshot of the vid

  • @Pullipe
    @Pullipe 3 роки тому +3

    Alternate title: Robin insulting people with crappy insults

  • @urmum755
    @urmum755 3 роки тому +4

    Damn Robin was NOT having it today 💀💀

  • @cjkillem9588
    @cjkillem9588 3 роки тому +10

    8:05 MY GOD THEY'RE SAYING IT'S BLAND. THEY HAVE A BLAND PERSONALITY! IT'S NOT JUST RANDOM WORDS. DON'T BE MAD AT AN INSULT CUS YOU CAN PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER AS WELL AS A BLIND MAN PUTTING TOGETHER A PUZZLE.
    Putting together an insult that is both dumb enough for Robin to understand AND stupid enough for him to find funny is like trying to put a bucket of air into a bottomless hole.

    • @BlueStar4040
      @BlueStar4040 3 роки тому

      True 🤣

    • @Bioh9z9rd
      @Bioh9z9rd 3 роки тому

      For a sec I thought your caps locks were broken.

    • @KirbyatYT
      @KirbyatYT 2 роки тому

      r/murderedbywords

  • @noodlesgamebox5903
    @noodlesgamebox5903 3 роки тому +4

    I like how robin gets progressively more salty every time he reviews this sub.

  • @ananomaly3346
    @ananomaly3346 2 роки тому +2

    Robin is becoming the most insulting part of r/rareinsults videos. Eventually the only insults in the video will be him insulting the sub

  • @kingced741
    @kingced741 3 роки тому +13

    This man needs more culture

    • @Royal2KGaming
      @Royal2KGaming 3 роки тому +10

      I mean his attic probably has more culture growing than he has.

    • @Royal2KGaming
      @Royal2KGaming 3 роки тому +2

      Also TIL there is an emoji for Culture dish: 🧫

  • @costconium
    @costconium 3 роки тому +1

    Robin looks like a leprechaun going through both puberty and a mid-life crisis at the same time.

  • @ashleyeloff8390
    @ashleyeloff8390 3 роки тому +7

    Jokes on you,
    I use self-deprecating humour so no insults can hurt me!!
    Except my own😢😂

    • @VSYonDemand
      @VSYonDemand 3 роки тому

      So insults to you, are the equivalent of this comment

  • @kamilslup7743
    @kamilslup7743 9 місяців тому +1

    There's also rare in the way those insults weren't even cooked, just breathed on aggressively

  • @sheer7500
    @sheer7500 3 роки тому +7

    "Just because it's rare, doesn't mean it's good"
    Then how about instead of r/rareinsults, you go to r/goodinsults? How's that for an idea?

  • @Nocturnalday
    @Nocturnalday 3 роки тому +2

    6:23 Is that why my old printer stopped scanning????