"What about Superfly": twitter.com/Kaleb_IA/status/992874877630623744 "Where's Alessi/Sethan": Put the two against each other and the time that Alessi needs to call out Sethan and use it against Kars is a long longer than the time it takes for Kars to blitz him and end it. The Grateful Dead: "He will never grow old."
but what if its daytime when Alessi makes him younger? wouldnt he revert back to normal Kars and if its daytime wouldnt he die? (obviously not planned because Alessi is an idiot but its a possibility)
I've been thinking, aren't stands able to become selectively intangible? I remember there being at least a couple times where a stand phases through one object but interacts with another. Primary example being Star Platinum phasing through Jotaro and Joseph but touching their hearts. As for Superfly, I'd say that superfly alone is unable to beat him, but with Jotaro's Star Platinum I doubt Kars can pull a trick such as the suggested feather thing.
Okay. There is a problem with GER here. Namely we don't know how it works fully. So much so that Giorno himself admits it. For example, it could possibly loop Kars into a single action, like hime flapping his wings and leave him in the air forever. Keep in mind i am still reading through part 5 as of writing this so i'm probably wrong.
Chef Tonio would win by making him a meal so good that ultimate kars would believe that humanity is worthy of another chance. Even though ultimate Kars wouldn't need food the aroma of the food would be so good that he'd just can't help but try it
Surprised no one's brought up the fact that the creator of JoJo said if Kars ever returned to Earth and saw a Stand User he'd very easily develop a stand.
@@averageminecraftenjoyer9419 he can see the user but not the stand for all he knows he just randomly feeling getting punched while somebody just stands there
Imagine next jojo starts off with astronauts bringing back a weird artifact from space and it's Kars Edit: I'm back 11 months later thank you for the likes and secons off i thought about it WHAT IF WHEN JOSUKE HEALED JOSEPH IT MADE HIS ARM PROSTETHIC SLOWLY COME BACK TK EARTH
The problem is, if Kars returned in any part after BT he'd get his hands on the Arrow very quickly, and he could even develop a stand on his own. And even then, if he has genetic info in him from all lifeforms, you could speculate that after Kars makes contact with a stand user, he could copy their genetic info, which essentially carries dormant stands
I don't think he could just copy stands, but it stands to reason that the guy who made his own species extinct to pursue power would have a very powerful stand. And even if it sucked, the ability to see stands is a massive improvement.
In part 5 we learned stands come from a kind of virus from outer space. If Kars could replicate that virus and understand it's power he could turn off stands create arrows or reach haven presumably do anything.
there was a light novel and kars got a stand which was whitesnake and evolved it into a requiem and evolved until he got mih ultimate requiem. idk what it does.
Joesph in battle tendency: "I have defeated an ultimate being through my wits and luck!" Joesph in stardust crusaders: " The technique I used to defeat one of the strongest people on the earth is useless and now I'm also useless..."
@@requiempose7171 Was this confirmed by Araki or something? Because the universe reset affects every living human being. I'm sure all of these characters weren't dead. Also, I think it's possible that GER may have been powerless before MiH's time acceleration and universe reset. Seeing how the time acceleration didn't suddenly stop in the world.
Siver Blaze Giorno: Alright then, **summons ger and uses Return to Zero to make kars return back to normal and Muda Muda him into a infinite death loop**
The thing is tho, Alessi probably have the best chance. He would just need to rewind Kars back to maybe 60 years and boom suddenly Kars is weak to sunlight again. That said there's very little reason Kars wouldn't kill him ASAP even with that, restoring back to his ultimate form.
Couldn’t Crazy diamond bring Kars back? I mean, if he uses his restoration ability on Joseph’s arm, it would bring his hand back, and because Joseph’s hand is stuck on Kars’ neck, it would bring Kars back too.🤔
My headcanon is a sexy Kars meteorite floating by some alien ships where one of the aliens says, "Hey, that reminds me of a meteor we sent away millions of years ago! We should send someone like that Mikitaka guy to check it out!"
@@oculism5158 He could still grow it back. It's not like Crazy Diamond where it puts old pieces back together, Ultimate Kars grows completely new cells
Kars: "NOW THAT I HAVE RUTERNED I CAN-" Okuyasu: "Oy Josuke, who is this guy?" Josuke: "I dunno, he looks dangerous. You can erase him if you want." Kars:" WAIT WT-" *gets erased* Kars in the void: "Hey, who are you?" Avdol: ....
Here's a comprehensive list of who can beat Kars along with who has a *chance* to beat Kars. P3: *Vanilla Ice* : Has a Chance P4: *Cheap Trick* : Has a Chance P4: *The Hand* : Can beat Kars (But not with Okuyasu as its user) P4: *Heaven's Door* : Can beat Kars P4: *Sheer Heart Attack* : Can beat Kars P5: *Chariot Requiem* : Can beat Kars P5: *Golden Experience Requiem* : Can annihalate Kars P6: *Made in Heaven* : Can beat Kars P7: *Tusk Act 4* : Can beat Kars P7: *Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap* : Can beat Kars P1: *Speedwagon* : Such an unfair matchup that he wasn't even included in the video as Kars would stand no chance Another one I'd like to maybe add is Part 8's *Soft & Wet* , with the ability to steal aspects from others and store them in a bubble, such as sight or hearing. I believe it might be possible to steal Kars' Immortality, so I would probably mark it down as a *Has a Chance* .
During the final boss fight between dio and jotaro, we saw dios amount of time within stopped time increasing, so lets say its been 100 years since the incident with the crusaders and dio won BUT didnt go full dio over heaven, if his vampire body finally evolved and became one with Jonathan as well as his stopped time evolving in to hours, or maybe even however dio wants it to last, couldnt he just stop time and launch kars back in to space? Or stop time and literally obliterate every single cell within kars' body?
Also, wouldn't Justice (p3) have a chance against kars? Let's say that he gets wounded for *reasons*, the stand would have a opening to do something, let's say, use kars OP hamon against himself.
@@ldodidj8845 you have a point, but still think that Justice is an option. kars took some minutes,at the best, to figure how to deal with the lava, and since he cant se stands, perharps that could work as opening in his guard.
Kars: *Meets Josuke* Kars: Not even my hair is that ancient Josuke: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAIR!?!?!? *Aztec birdman found dead in small Japanese town with brain deformed*
@@bigdinobuilder5845 yes that is true. But if he is “in killable immortal and unstoppable” why did the lava pose any kind of threat to him in the first place?
Lmao Ultimate Kars is literally invincible. If you're thinking exploding his inside, but if that explosion power is not enough well you're absolutely fucked by Ultimate Kars + He might have regeneration so the only stands that i can think off to fight Kars is Za Hando GER Johnny The Mirror Man = might use the mirror to trap Vanilla Ice
@@kingclampz6081 uhm sorry but if I understand killer queen correctly his first bomb atomizes someone completely as there is nothing left when he kills someone as Kars can't see killer queen he'll probably be killed 9 times out of ten
venomcuregaming wrong you cannot kill the ultimate life form when unlike vampires and even piller men it’s completely immortal do you know the definition of immortality?
You know, that would be really good. Shizuka, the adoptive Joestar, fights former enemy of Joseph. It would't be possible to beat him with her stand tho, unless she developed some new ability (hamon? maybe light/hamon stand abilities?). We won't get it either way, because Araki forgot about Shizuka.
So, I realized that Joseph's hand is still attached to Kars, meaning if Josuke punched Joseph with Crazy Diamond to "restore" him, his hand should return to him, pulling Kars back to earth with him...
Furthermore Santana is still alive just in hibernation under uv lights, if the lights malfunction he comes back to life and moves to morioh pretends to be a normal citizen and while Joseph is there mentions how awful Joseph not having a hand is and josuke repairs it kars flies back to earth and we all die
Well in a way he could create chemicals in his body that causes him to cool down, or use hamon to burn a spot in the ground which will distract sheer heart attack and let cars pursue Kira.
The best option for DIO would probably be to use The World and Vanilla Ice in conjunction; have Vanilla Ice turn into his void, and the freeze time. Then shove Kars into it in frozen time. It's about the best shot DIO has.
josuke: hey koichi, why did angelo change from deformed to a long haired, shirtless, meteor dude? kars's rock: starts to crack josuke and koichi: *hehe, im in danger*
What would really happen: Kars: Jojo.... At long last I can finally pay you back for the humiliation you gave me. Old Joseph: Okay... I guess you got me this time Kars, but I have one last thing to say before you kill me. Kars: Fine, Whatever you do will be futile anyway. Joseph: Next you're going to say, "It's not as if you can send me to space again right?" Kars:" It's not as if you're going to send me to space again right? NANI?!! Joseph." TAKE THIS: HERMIT PURPLE ACT 2!!! VOLCANO SUMMON!! Kars: NAANNIII!!!! JOJO!! Joseph: And then you'll say, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN?!! Kars:WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN?!! Joseph:Thats cause I'm Joseph fucking Joestar!! "heh I actually got accidentally stabbed by this stand arrow, but I wanna piss him off again" *Kars status: Ultimate Retirement
Acrully araki said that joseph was born a stand user cause he said if the cast from sdc went back in time in BT they would see hermit purple wraped around joseph
*Girono starts playing his piano* Kars: why do i hear boss music Kars:why do i hear boss music Kars: why do i hear boss music Kars: why do i hear boss music Kars: why do i hear bos music Kars: why do i hear boss music Kars: why do i hear boss music Kars: why do i hear boss music Kars: why do i hear boss music Kars: why do i hear boss music thanks for the likes I am really thankful
@@hawke1032 The hand, Cream, Golden experience requiem, Hermit purple, Silver chariot requiem, The world requiem.. I think you get the idea, Also as to quote the requiem explanation, Hermit purple WOULD be able to destroy kars if that was what joseph wanted desperately to do and had the requiem arrow, it gives you the ability to do what you cant on your own.
Actually, you really forgot a very powerful circumstantial Part 3 Stand User: D'Arby the Gambler. Yes, I'm serious. Think about it: All D'Arby needs to do is to convince Kars to play a rigged game with him. If D'Arby uses Kar's pride in being the "Ultimate Lifeform" to trick him into playing, he could steal Kar's soul. Now the body will have to be disposed of so Kars doesn't come back but hey... details.
@@gyrossteelballs9877 Polnareff thought so as well when he placed a bet on the cat during their first encounter. Kars maybe be smart, but intelligence and trickery are not the same.
Kars could just re-arrange his body to stop being a snail or even do a Wammu and rip out his own eyes and kill Weather Report after locating him with the wind.
I'm pretty sure when you hear about a fabulous Aztec vampire god wrecking stand users in your town and disrupting your quiet life, you'd go for the offensive right away Also Superfly
Make a squirrel hand and have it leave the tower and kill his targets. Or he could potentially melt superfly down with hamon without having to worry about himself getting injured too badly by the same attack.
that is true I guess it depends on if the stand considers the squirrel a separate entity and even if he melts the stand down to a puddle it could still be in effect.
The alien guy from part 4 said his planet was destroyed so maybe it’s a hint that cars is alive and possibly found a powerful stand and went on to body worlds. I always thought that he’ll come back stronger and a jojo will have to deal with him.
I know this is jojo and all, but I don’t think Kars was going fast enough to travel interstellar distances lol. Even in 60 years. The voyager probe has only barely left the solar system in 40, and it was launched much faster than volcanic debris, even a Hamon powered volcano
lots of possibilities since kars has 400 iq and he has the abilities of most if not all living things. if he had the ability to use stands especially dio's, he could possibly train the time stop ability for idk years i guess then once he's satisfied, he can probably stop time, go to earth without freezing possibly
Well Kars could defeat Cream. Like you said Kars can sense air movement which means when cream moves in the air Kars would be able to sense him even if it wasn’t that good. He would notice something strange happening in the air which means he would probably avoid it.
@@EnigmaEnginseer Polnareff couldn't have done it without Avdol alerting him to his presence, who died doing so. Polnareff won because he had a chance to fight, wich Kars won't have.
1:56 "Kars wants to do what he can with the world, but he won't be settled until he knows that Joseph is done for. So, what he does in that time is run through a countless number of towns looking for any information circulating around the Speedwagon Foundation because that would connect back to Joseph." x2 Did nobody notice this loop?
My head Canon is that Kars would be one of few to appreciate the classiness of Josuke's hair, so now the Ultimate Lifeform also has the ultimate hairstyle
Back when I was reading Part 6 I thought that the reason why Dio sent Pucci to Cape Canaveral was because somehow he knew about Kars, so let's say that the NASA found a meteorite long time ago and they store them in the John F. Kennedy Space Center as an attraction for tourists, as we seen Kars was literally brain dead by the end of part 2, maybe accumulating debris of rock while floating in the space until he somehow crash in the earth. So Dio's plan was to send Pucci to use the green baby to fuse it with Kars, allowing Dio's mind to take control of the body and thus gaining a new body and a new stand. And Yes, I know that it sounds stupid
Golden Pasta Boi oh god fucking Jorge Joestar ! Who the fuck thought that there being 36 Kars with some of them even stealing stands was a good thing !
@@dahyunkim3141 but Kars also can't beat GER. It's impossible to defeat Giorno unless you somehow take away his stand. Kars and Giorno would just be staring at each other akwardly
Araki literally said if kars saw a stand user he’d immediately gain a stand and even if we exclude that kars can beat ger, he can make clones of himself and ger needs to punch to use it’s ability so kars just clones himself and throws his clones at giorno till he gets tired and kars kills giorno easily. Same with tusk act 4
@@justsomeguywithadogpicture2622 In the Jorge Joestar novel, if I remember correctly, the universe got reset a few times, so every time it did Kars was sent to space again. However, each time Kars fell onto Mars, and, since he is the “ultimate lifeform,” he survived each reset. This happened 35 times, leading to 36 Kars on Mars. (Most of the novels are generally considered non-canon, but they are official. The main one that people often believe or headcanon to be in the timeline is Purple Haze Feedback, since it works out in the story)
He couldn't tho. Kars has an IQ of 400. He also has DNA of every lifeform. He'd pull a giorno and find some animal that would be immune to G.E.R or some bullshit like that.
Anthony Decesare pretty sure it doesnt lol if dude had a 400 IQ how did Joseph still out smart him and exactly why hes somewhere in another universe discovering new planets as he goes 🤣
Spoiler for part 5 ending I thought he was joking but apearently ger has to kill someone to trigger his ability but I still think he’d be able to somehow since requiem arrows give the worthy stand users the power that they need in that exact moment so ger would probably develop a countermeasure for kars. Also since kars isn’t a stand user he wouldn’t be able to see stands so he would be caught off guard unless he reveals what the invisible force beating down on kars was which is pretty likely but I choose to believe he wouldnt
How do you figure something out that kills you instantly. Kars wouldn't be lucky enough to understand what it was before it was crawling up his back and erases him from existence in one explosion. Oh did you forget Kars did not have a stand so he couldn't see sheer heart attack and most likely not hear it either?
@@lasagnaocelot4766 considering the fact that straits survived several grenades as a normal vampire, yeah no. if jotaro could figure it out in a few minutes, it'd take kars a minute tops. plus the fact that he can absolutely outrun it, he could figure out how it works in that time
I imagined kars coming back and fighting all the Joestars who are still alive. I also imagined him having a the world over heaven strength stand. Oh yeah, also he says “Long time no see Joseph.”
I think all of the Stardust Crusaders working in unison would be able to defeat Ultimate Kars, but *only* if they work as a team Iggy: The Fool is an effectively invulnerable stand since attacking it does not harm Iggy, but its attack level is kind of low, so it's unlikely it would be able to effectively harm Ultimate Kars. Iggy would probably be best used as 1: first SDC to get close to Kars since he's, you know, a _dog_ and Kars probably wouldn't notice him, allowing him to exploit the element of surprise, and then 2: as a status effect: The Fool could effectively gum up Kars' movements and keep him at least somewhat static long enough for the others to pile on. Also, as a superpowered terrier, I can't think of anything better to counter Kars' 'super-murder-animal' polyp technique. Kakyoin: Hierophant Green's barrier would be able to keep Kars grounded once The Fool has restrained him, damaging/destroying his wings when he frees himself and attempts to escape. Because of the speed of Emerald Splash, it's unlikely that Kars, even with his heightened senses, would be able to deflect it as effectively as DIO, since it's invisible to him and likely supersonic, negating his air-pressure sense. Polnareff: Silver Chariot can probably deal the most tactically-significant damage to Kars in the least amount of time, slicing and stabbing too fast for even the Ultimate lifeform to effectively counter. Repeatedly slashing at ligaments and major support structures will likely keep Kars down long enough for the other major players to come into effect. Jotaro: ORAORAORA 'nuff said. Jotaro will basically back up Polnareff's slashy-stabby with his screaming machine-gun meat-tenderizer, effectively turning Kars into extremely flamboyant mush while the finishing blow is prepared. Avdol: Yes, really. Avdol is the star player in this because Magician's Red is basically perfect for permanently neutralizing the now semi-liquefied Kars. Do you have any idea how hot something has to be to vaporize bullets mid-flight? *_VERY_* Once Iggy, Jotaro, and Polnareff hold Kars down and smash'n'slash him into a pulp, Avdol comes in and turns the Ultimate Paste into Ultimate Ash Joseph: He'd have thought the whole thing up, even down to having one last exchange with Kars(' mulched-up remains) "Was this all part of your plan, Jojo?!" "Yes! Actually, this time!"
AnonGuy Ultimate life form can literally fly and also has enough Hamon power to equal the sun, his body is also durable enough to survive the universe reset according to Araki and has an iq of 400
@@lolomgwtfkaya6066 stands like silver chariot and star platinum move faster than light for example the stand hanged man which moves as a beam of light silver chariot shrinks and pulls its sword back to slash at point black with a literal photon
@@lolomgwtfkaya6066 hanged man can become light which moves at light speed. Silver chariot shrinks. He then has to draw his sword back and swing it forward in time. At point blank. This was with his armour on.
@@tghilkrad8012 Kakyoin never could kill with paintings. He just extended Heirophant Green to slash at Jotaro's leg and did the painting thing in an attempt to be subtle (then dropped all subtlety once it became clear that wouldn't work). Now what's a REALLY big "Araki Forgot" moment is 2 out of 3 of Golden Experience's powers...because the damage reflection and mental berserk state both literally never happen again after fighting Bruno. Because seriously, Giorno could have easily beaten everyone by just making shields for the purpose of getting hit and reflect OHKO all of the hard hitters he fought (in fact, now that i think about it, shouldn't everyone he healed he partially invulnerable due to their organs and flesh being Giorno's damage-reflection lifeforms? Most of Mista's fights should have resulted in his opponents getting bullet holes when they reflect his bullets back at him.)
if he had a stand he would be unstoppable. The mask made Dio develop a strong stand because of the power he had from the mask and because of Jonathan's body. But Kars is the creator of the mask and he became the Ultimate Lifeform so If he had a stand it would definitely be a stand that could absorb other stands. no one would be able to go against Kars physically. or against his stand. if he could gain the ultimate life form. then I'm pretty sure he could gain a Heavenly stand. you can't say I'm wrong
(Steel Ball Run Spoilers) Didn't the alternate timeline, non-vampiric, Dio develop The World? It seems like that stand might be more based on his soul, and not his body. Though The World does seem to get somewhat of a power boost from his vampirism. I do think Kars would probably develop a strong stand though, but who knows lol
@py GER only with his finger can push a rock and it destroys a pillar with ease, as already said by another person before. GE can destroy cars by being one of the stands with the lowest attack there is. It is impossible that with one of GER's longest and most powerful barrage he would be unable to kill Kars.
@@masonbread, actually, I think since Kars is immortal he could survive the Universe Reset, Pucchi sped up the Universe, not a complete reset, Kars most likely survived because he floated away in space and got away from any dangers
To be fair, regular explosions leave stuff behind even if it is just ash. Direct and (and intentionally lethal) Killer Queen explosions leave nothing behind. There was some of Strazio left behind to come back from, there would be none of Kars to come back from.
Anthony DeCesare GER is basically unbeatable unless you can’t rewrite reality, which isn’t baby stuff. If he doesn’t kill Kars he can just beat the living snot out of him until he either gives up or GER finds a way to send him to space
Hey Giorno, your stand is the same type of stand as Star Platinum! Hey Okuyasu, your stand is the same type of stand as Star Platinum! Star Platinum: The World Requiem Hand
@@ItzTLPakaTLPwithPAPATLP The type is not what's important here, the abilities are the exact same. It's really not worth mentioning star platinum when the world has been talked about and vice versa. For all intents and purposes, it's the same stand with a different skin.
*(Ultimate) Kars vs Anubis?* How would that work? Would Anubis take control of Kars, making and even stronger lifeform? Or would the take-over proceed to not work? This is an interesting discussion in my opinion.
I guess it would work because God vs better god And i guess if it was about defeating each other i guess anubis would need to do a kamikaze attack where he would fly himself with kars into space
It really comes down to what is considered "defeat" if Anubis is picked up by someone normally it seems like they are instantly taken over. The Cow wasn't because it was stabbed and enraged. But I assume an unassuming Kars would be possessed. Granted That's a horrifying proposition, but technically I feel possessing someone is not unlike defeating them. Destroying his body...not as likely though.
"What about Superfly": twitter.com/Kaleb_IA/status/992874877630623744
"Where's Alessi/Sethan": Put the two against each other and the time that Alessi needs to call out Sethan and use it against
Kars is a long longer than the time it takes for Kars to blitz him and end it.
The Grateful Dead: "He will never grow old."
but what if its daytime when Alessi makes him younger? wouldnt he revert back to normal Kars and if its daytime wouldnt he die? (obviously not planned because Alessi is an idiot but its a possibility)
but its still unlikely for alessi to win i guess since his shadow has to be able to touch his shadow for him to win but who knows.
I've been thinking, aren't stands able to become selectively intangible? I remember there being at least a couple times where a stand phases through one object but interacts with another. Primary example being Star Platinum phasing through Jotaro and Joseph but touching their hearts.
As for Superfly, I'd say that superfly alone is unable to beat him, but with Jotaro's Star Platinum I doubt Kars can pull a trick such as the suggested feather thing.
Okay. There is a problem with GER here. Namely we don't know how it works fully. So much so that Giorno himself admits it. For example, it could possibly loop Kars into a single action, like hime flapping his wings and leave him in the air forever. Keep in mind i am still reading through part 5 as of writing this so i'm probably wrong.
Kaleb I.A. What about gold experience requiem?
Imagine he lands with a note on his chest saying:
"On behalf of all Aliens, PLEASE KEEP YOUR DEMONS ON YOUR OWN PLANET."
The saiyans got tired of his ass lol
WE DON'T WANT TO DIE!
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"Nail I saw a bird...it was sexy"
**Kars returns to Earth**
Kars: I'm never going near a volcano ever again.
LMFAO
Charlie Yang imagine if he landed in a volcano
@@joshuagraham5750 Gets blasted back out
@@KitsuneShapeShifter Team Rocket's blasting off again
Edzeil The Goat N o
Chef Tonio would win by making him a meal so good that ultimate kars would believe that humanity is worthy of another chance.
Even though ultimate Kars wouldn't need food the aroma of the food would be so good that he'd just can't help but try it
Kars: Kill all humans.
(Tonio passes him some food)
Kars: ……
Kill most humans
Yes it is only right that the ultimate lifeform would deserve the ultimate cuisine.
This is like Dragonball lol
This is like Dragonball lol
What a wholesome answer. I like this.
Surprised no one's brought up the fact that the creator of JoJo said if Kars ever returned to Earth and saw a Stand User he'd very easily develop a stand.
Ok
How would he even know stands exist he cant see them?
@@Twak08 a user.
@@averageminecraftenjoyer9419 he can see the user but not the stand for all he knows he just randomly feeling getting punched while somebody just stands there
@@Twak08 yeah but arent stands genetic? and also come from your mind and soul
Rohan:Heavens Door!
Rohan:*writing*
Kars eventually stopped thinking
Then kars have a seizure
But how rohan came up unnoticed to the Kars
And Kars later began as a UA-camr who reviews games with cheesy jokes inspired by mystery science theaters
jotaro just has to say: *so it's the same type of lifeform* and he will immediately gain all of ultimate kars' abilities
Well star platinum's potential is: A
𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙜𝙤𝙙 𝙬𝙝𝙮 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚
@@dio9488 To trigger you, DIO!
Heya younger Jotaro.
Yes.
Finally, 2020 is over!
2021: *sexy meteorite falls from space*
Burh
@@l8tr.kuj078 Lol! Funny seeing you here!
@@mr.bluependant1871 I could say the same for you
@@l8tr.kuj078 Fair enough...this kind of thing like never happens though, heheh.
@@mr.bluependant1871 well today is your lucky day
The pic of Kars from the manga where it points at his smug face and says “IQ: 400” is total meme material
Imagine next jojo starts off with astronauts bringing back a weird artifact from space and it's Kars
Edit: I'm back 11 months later thank you for the likes and secons off i thought about it
WHAT IF WHEN JOSUKE HEALED JOSEPH IT MADE HIS ARM PROSTETHIC SLOWLY COME BACK TK EARTH
Yo, i actually never thought that lmao
Yare yare,you're bringing your own misfortune jiji
*h* *e* *y* *l* *o* *l*
so DIO's reawakening the electric boogaloo
Part 9 is sounding great
Kars : JOJO IM BACK-
*Joestars Standing in front of kars*
Kars : Jojo?
All of them at the same time: yes
Spoilers:
All main universe joestars are dead except Joseph, Josuke and Giorno.
Emperor Penguin • 9 years ago what about the new universe Joestars?
@@KneedTime , Well, they are not from the main universe, and Johnny is dead.
Spoilers
if Kars is so good, why isn't there a Kars 2?
But there is. There's even a Kars 3.
There was a spin-off about Planes, but that one crashed and burned (Must've been the work of Joseph Joestar!)
leave
Star Copper gladly
There's a Kars 36
The problem is, if Kars returned in any part after BT he'd get his hands on the Arrow very quickly, and he could even develop a stand on his own. And even then, if he has genetic info in him from all lifeforms, you could speculate that after Kars makes contact with a stand user, he could copy their genetic info, which essentially carries dormant stands
Yeah hed probably be like an evolved WS. Can access any stand he comes into contact with, and probably could even have his own too.
I don't think he could just copy stands, but it stands to reason that the guy who made his own species extinct to pursue power would have a very powerful stand. And even if it sucked, the ability to see stands is a massive improvement.
In part 5 we learned stands come from a kind of virus from outer space. If Kars could replicate that virus and understand it's power he could turn off stands create arrows or reach haven presumably do anything.
Kars with d4c solos anime it would take too long to explain but he would
there was a light novel and kars got a stand which was whitesnake and evolved it into a requiem and evolved until he got mih ultimate requiem. idk what it does.
kars is just a 12 year old in minecraft with creative mode on
Pyrolusite lmao
*_THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM_*
Why does this make more sense the more you think about it?
Says the robloxian
"says the robloxian"
*has roblox pfp*
josuke: hey dad i found a weird rock
joseph: OH MY GOO-
Joseph: “Son, it’s time I teach you the classic Joestar technique.”
But 2ich rock
Remember that josuke turned angelo into a rock
@@D4C_Gaming NIGERUNDAYO
Jo A̶n̶g̶e̶l̶o̶ Kars.
Kars: *falls back to earth*
Kars: “Finally! Now I ca-“
GER: *n o.*
G.E.R gets wrecked by kars. Kars is immoral and can do anything. Like fugo, Akari needed to write him out.
Anthony Decesare wow! It’s almost like... *this was a joke!*
@@saltysnowboi I'm sorry, sarcasm/ jokes aren't very well understood through text unLeSS yOu tExT liKE tHiS
Anthony Decesare TexT LikE tHiS my ass. You don’t need that to understand that it’s a joke.
Anthony Decesare Kars isn’t touching GER though.
Rohan writes: “strategical genius” in okuyasu ez win
gg no re
just start moving your arm in a circle
I think we're forgetting the most OP character,
TURTLE POLNAREFF.
You mean speed wagon?
@@Nnexialist Speedwagon isn't a character, he's a god.
totally not affiliated with big kev speedwagon?
@@dragonart1861 speedwagon?
@poi nooby the wheelchair is only stronger when polnareff is in his cripple form, once he is in turtle form the wheelchair has to find a new host.
Joesph in battle tendency: "I have defeated an ultimate being through my wits and luck!"
Joesph in stardust crusaders: " The technique I used to defeat one of the strongest people on the earth is useless and now I'm also useless..."
I hate this so much in part 3
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!
his hamon was a unborn compared to battle tendency
But still is funny as hell
Useless, Useless, Useless!!!
*rushes to pick up phone*
*dials number frantically*
GIORNO! GIORNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Just Some Guy with a Mustache he’d lose
@@opulentornstein how?
@@opulentornstein G.E.R bitch
Kars: why do I hear a boss piano?
@RSh-12 Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
What if Rohan just used Heaven’s Door on Kars and wrote “dead” on him?
Or "No longer the Ultimate Lifeform"
Or "fly in space"
i swear heavens door is as op as The World Over Heaven
heaven's door is a stronger version of weather report
@@no-qy3pq use cream and erase him
Lets hope Kars doesn't land in italy,For his sake.
I T'S R E W I N D T I M E
@@mori7602
YaAaAaA
12 page muda
Giorno: GOLDEN EXPERIENCE REQUIM!!!
Ultimate Kars: OH SHIT!!! 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
Mr Qou [The Rise] I mean what would gold experience requiem do if ultimate life form Kars can’t die
Kars: Yes, I finally got back to Earth, time to get revenge on Joseph Joestar.
Pucci: Resets the universe.
Kars: ...
Mango Juice f*ck u pucci
I don’t think Kars will be affected…
Anne Curran He will be. Sure, Kars is immortal but MiH doesn’t kill people, it resets all of their traits and rebirths them.
@@requiempose7171 Was this confirmed by Araki or something? Because the universe reset affects every living human being. I'm sure all of these characters weren't dead.
Also, I think it's possible that GER may have been powerless before MiH's time acceleration and universe reset. Seeing how the time acceleration didn't suddenly stop in the world.
@@Ok-kk8ei yeah he is because MiH didn't posed any threat to giornno.
DIO vs Kars
Kars: You’re weak.
DIO: Meet my son.
Kars: Wait no
DIO: This Aztec fitness god is being annoying! Show him how much of a hinjaku hinjaku he is！
Siver Blaze Giorno: Alright then, **summons ger and uses Return to Zero to make kars return back to normal and Muda Muda him into a infinite death loop**
Nobody must like this comment its at the perfect number
Hyun too bad
@@realsyncz just like the perfect lifeform lol
I like to imagine Alessi tries to fight Kars and Kars just stands there in the shadow waiting for something to happen
The thing is tho, Alessi probably have the best chance. He would just need to rewind Kars back to maybe 60 years and boom suddenly Kars is weak to sunlight again.
That said there's very little reason Kars wouldn't kill him ASAP even with that, restoring back to his ultimate form.
Summary of this type of discussion:
"Who could beat..."
"GER."
"But..."
"G. E. R."
The first thought that came to mind
Virtually Dead if you’re talking about Godly Eradicating Requiem, them yes
@Voltulasp Voltulaentertaiment ET IZ ZA GRATEST IN ZA VORLD!
@@sethfeldmann3204 I'M NOT MERELY HUMAN! I'M MOOOOOORE!
Don’t you mean ZA WALUDO under hell?
Couldn’t Crazy diamond bring Kars back? I mean, if he uses his restoration ability on Joseph’s arm, it would bring his hand back, and because Joseph’s hand is stuck on Kars’ neck, it would bring Kars back too.🤔
Oh fuck thats a real chance
Oh shit
Joseph's arm visibly falls off Kars.
Gladiatormatt 10 he did heal Joseph once
Oh shit oh fuck
Kars: *returns in part 3*
Kars: "I am the ultimate life form!!"
Jotaro: "So I'm the same type of lifeform as Kars huh..."
Jotaro: So it's the same type of lifeform as Jotaro Kujo right?
Well yes, he technically has some ultimate life form blood.
@@user-nf2es5xv5w How ?
@@hccybercraft5076 esidisi had some of his blood in Suzi Q’s body then holy then jotaro
@@Frtsrnic Thx for the answer
My headcanon is a sexy Kars meteorite floating by some alien ships where one of the aliens says, "Hey, that reminds me of a meteor we sent away millions of years ago! We should send someone like that Mikitaka guy to check it out!"
Kars: *come back*
The jojos: *calling for okuyasu*
fish just fish his stand could win but not with him as the user.
Kars can regen his body stupid
@@oculism5158 He can dum dum dont you hear what speedwagon said
@@jaedenshr9339 za hando or vanilla ice can delete cars existencial but the user cant
@@oculism5158 He could still grow it back. It's not like Crazy Diamond where it puts old pieces back together, Ultimate Kars grows completely new cells
Kars: "NOW THAT I HAVE RUTERNED I CAN-"
Okuyasu: "Oy Josuke, who is this guy?"
Josuke: "I dunno, he looks dangerous. You can erase him if you want."
Kars:" WAIT WT-" *gets erased*
Kars in the void: "Hey, who are you?"
Avdol: ....
Lmao unless he gets one-shot, he'd regen.
If he even can be erased that is.
@@aprofessionalgamer5355 If za hando erases all of kars,kara will be died
@@mochaanimations6166 actually it's just the brain that needs to be erased that's the weakness of all pillarmen
Well.....(ulf prob can change that weakness pretty sure)
Imagine kars just chillin in space and his reaction when time speeds and everything turns red
@Aaron Thomas better than middle east
@Aaron Thomas ABD?
@@JoyousAccusation A bizarre adventure. Jojo roblox game
@Aaron Thomas its a just a game you discord moderator
he brain d e x
If Kars has a soul, couldn’t either of the D’Arby brothers win in a scenario where they somehow trick him into a game?
Kars has am iq of 400 D'Arby's cant beat him
@@Twak08 Truth is, the game was rigged from the start. _heh_
@@Kazini_ figures it out easly and proves it
@@Twak08 then ig Joseph’s iq is 500
@@noobdestroyer4758 no lol joseph way to kill kars was PURE luck the volcano was luck the arm was luck it was all luck
Just lure him to the haunted alleyway in Morioh then make him look at his back
I thought the same damn thing!
ultimate dead mans questions
@Rares Trandafir it'll send him to hell you think thats nothing?
What
Honestly if someone did try that Kars wouldn’t die he would just be stuck in an infinite loop of being sucked in
Here's a comprehensive list of who can beat Kars along with who has a *chance* to beat Kars.
P3: *Vanilla Ice* : Has a Chance
P4: *Cheap Trick* : Has a Chance
P4: *The Hand* : Can beat Kars (But not with Okuyasu as its user)
P4: *Heaven's Door* : Can beat Kars
P4: *Sheer Heart Attack* : Can beat Kars
P5: *Chariot Requiem* : Can beat Kars
P5: *Golden Experience Requiem* : Can annihalate Kars
P6: *Made in Heaven* : Can beat Kars
P7: *Tusk Act 4* : Can beat Kars
P7: *Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap* : Can beat Kars
P1: *Speedwagon* : Such an unfair matchup that he wasn't even included in the video as Kars would stand no chance
Another one I'd like to maybe add is Part 8's *Soft & Wet* , with the ability to steal aspects from others and store them in a bubble, such as sight or hearing.
I believe it might be possible to steal Kars' Immortality, so I would probably mark it down as a *Has a Chance* .
During the final boss fight between dio and jotaro, we saw dios amount of time within stopped time increasing, so lets say its been 100 years since the incident with the crusaders and dio won BUT didnt go full dio over heaven, if his vampire body finally evolved and became one with Jonathan as well as his stopped time evolving in to hours, or maybe even however dio wants it to last, couldnt he just stop time and launch kars back in to space? Or stop time and literally obliterate every single cell within kars' body?
Also, wouldn't Justice (p3) have a chance against kars? Let's say that he gets wounded for *reasons*, the stand would have a opening to do something, let's say, use kars OP hamon against himself.
I dont think cheap trick wpuld beat him. Kars could just turn his back into a shark or something.
@@aojroxos4990 kars can control any part of his body and can just regenerate his wounds.
@@ldodidj8845 you have a point, but still think that Justice is an option. kars took some minutes,at the best, to figure how to deal with the lava, and since he cant se stands, perharps that could work as opening in his guard.
Kars: *Meets Josuke*
Kars: Not even my hair is that ancient
Josuke: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAIR!?!?!?
*Aztec birdman found dead in small Japanese town with brain deformed*
lmao
Kars beats the sh*t out of crazy diamond
@@AjarTadpole7202 its a joke lol..
This actually make me curious if crazy diamond could beat kars
@@grogthefrog4424
Depends on whether or not Josuke can hit him in the head and deform his brain
"Kars is immortal, undefeatable!"
well we can trust speedwagon's information so Kars is basically never gonna die.
So long as he doesn't shit talk Josuke's hair
Kars was 100%beat by normal ass lava.
@@braedenmclean5304 we will ignore that.
@@braedenmclean5304 Didn't he think of a solution to that problem and escape the lava after being in it for like 15 seconds?
@@bigdinobuilder5845 yes that is true. But if he is “in killable immortal and unstoppable” why did the lava pose any kind of threat to him in the first place?
Kars comes back and poses on a stone .
Kira : Killer Queen has already touched that stone.
Kars: confused screaming.
Assassinext lol kars would absolutely Rape kira until there’s nothing left with literally a flick of the wrist lol
Lmao Ultimate Kars is literally invincible. If you're thinking exploding his inside, but if that explosion power is not enough well you're absolutely fucked by Ultimate Kars + He might have regeneration so the only stands that i can think off to fight Kars is
Za Hando
GER
Johnny
The Mirror Man = might use the mirror to trap
Vanilla Ice
RSF BrutalGaming exactly thank you all these kira fanboys are beyond dumb and clearly have not watched part 2 🤦♂️
@@kingclampz6081 uhm sorry but if I understand killer queen correctly his first bomb atomizes someone completely as there is nothing left when he kills someone as Kars can't see killer queen he'll probably be killed 9 times out of ten
venomcuregaming wrong you cannot kill the ultimate life form when unlike vampires and even piller men it’s completely immortal do you know the definition of immortality?
"What if Kars returned?"
When he does, it'll be Shizuka's part.
You know, that would be really good. Shizuka, the adoptive Joestar, fights former enemy of Joseph. It would't be possible to beat him with her stand tho, unless she developed some new ability (hamon? maybe light/hamon stand abilities?). We won't get it either way, because Araki forgot about Shizuka.
Maybe she'll meet someone from the Hamon Clan. I mean not all of them could be gone right?
Non-existent?
DeadMan Talking they could bring lisa lisa back :)))
I hate to be this person but I'm the 69th like
Ultimate Kars: I AM THE ULTIMATE LIFEFO-
*piano music plays
Ultimate Kars: what is that music I hear
GER: this is Requiem.
The World Ultimate can kill GER :v
Akata wa shinjitsu ni tõtatsuru kota wa kesshite nai
This is not the George joestar novel
@Zion Lewis Guys...Kars is immortal. Like completely Immortal. He can't die. He can't be hurt. He has DNA of every lifeform. He can do everything.
.@@aprofessionalgamer5355 .......i dont think u know how living things work
Rohan: Hevens door: Kars becomes my friend and can not hurt me.
And he kills josuke
Jotaro would beat him because they have the same stand
Xd
Seed of a G I A N T took me a while to realize the joke
Lol they do look similar eh
Diet Sexual_Chocolate Yeah, or eh... what is the name of that knight with the hair powers from part 1? He kind of looks like SP to
Seed of a G I A N T yeah that's true too, holy sh- did he just reuse the base?
Well I mean there is this another man, who can easily defeat Kars and his name is...
YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL!! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!!
The Thunder Cross Split Attack is the ultimate technique, a perfect mixture of offense and defense and therefore could defeat Kars
@@hypnoskales7069 but what if kars use thunder cross split attack
@@dartanyanthemeow-sketeer8674 then only Speedwagon can stop him
@@araneayea4018 what if kars can do speedwagon
@@dodoarks3186 no pls no 😰
Dude imagine that Kars interrupts the Pucci fight, that would be amazing
That would be epic
YES
Ayayayayyy intensifies
Epic
Pucci: i, in the name of god will kill you!
Kars: *but i am god*
So, I realized that Joseph's hand is still attached to Kars, meaning if Josuke punched Joseph with Crazy Diamond to "restore" him, his hand should return to him, pulling Kars back to earth with him...
That's great plot idea for the final boss with every stands ability. Have to use science to defeat it
Furthermore Santana is still alive just in hibernation under uv lights, if the lights malfunction he comes back to life and moves to morioh pretends to be a normal citizen and while Joseph is there mentions how awful Joseph not having a hand is and josuke repairs it kars flies back to earth and we all die
@@viralcircuitry8003 Santana probably needs a bit of blood to be reborn I mean that dude is probably dried as fuck man lmao
yes i was thinking of that in my sleep so i searched it up
Bruh do people not know Joseph’s hand would be considered separate
*kars lands in stardust crusaders*
Jotaro: Oh so it's the same type of stand then
Kars: •_•
👁👄👁
Jotaro: the ultimate lifeform
Technically that ability is actually just kars ability but it actually works
Joseph when kars lands: *NIGERUNDAYO*
I mean star platinum has A in potential in part 3 so maybe he could adapt to it and learn new ability,not ultimate life form tho but it’s op enough
The fabulous levels would increase by 1000%.
mt friend from joecapo@youtube.com
Wait couldn’t Kars change his body temperature? Making Sheer Heart Attack useless?
Well in a way he could create chemicals in his body that causes him to cool down, or use hamon to burn a spot in the ground which will distract sheer heart attack and let cars pursue Kira.
Yeah
He can, but wouldn't know its ability.
The real question is, whether he could figuee that out, considering that kars doesent know anything about stands
Yes
Kars: *Is sun bathing*"
Rohan: "「Heaven's Door」and then ultimate kars, became not so ultimate kars"
Heaven's door is broken. "And now, you will die."
@@3HeadedGOAT311 I prefer the idea of changing the K to a C so that he just screams as he morphs into a Honda civic
@@kingofthefleetians multiple of them in fact
Kars: *hears Rohan coming from 2km away*
*throws a knife at mach 2*
Rohan: *Turns into red mist*
Elon Musk is putting Kars in space.
Xeno X2 nice
Xeno X2 36 kars on mars
I laughed way too hard at this
Lol this is soooo funny😂😂😂😂
Y E S
How to kill ultimate Kars:
Trap him in superfly
holy crap why didnt i think of that
Kars could probably make a human and make it walk in and out of super fly
@@keithftw1175 i mean i love kars. But its still part of kars so no.
He could just destroy it because the reflected damage wouldn't hurt him
Umm you shouldn’t have that profile pic...
Let's keep the Pillar Men train going.
"What if Santana had a Stand?"
david santistevan good-bye JoJo
it will be called frank
Standtana
*SAN TIA GO*
@@gremlinton9815 *S T A N D T A N A*
The best option for DIO would probably be to use The World and Vanilla Ice in conjunction; have Vanilla Ice turn into his void, and the freeze time. Then shove Kars into it in frozen time. It's about the best shot DIO has.
Josuke: Hey dad why don't I try to fix your hand?
Joseph: NONONONO WAIT
*crazy diamond noises*
*meteor falling in the distance*
... holy fuck NO ONE THOUGHT OF THAT?
OOOHH NOOOOO
SON OF A BEEETCH
oh SHIT
WestOfLee because the hand detached.
You missed ONE STAND, that COULD DESTROY KARS EASILY IT'S...
*ZA AMBULANCE*
*ZA VOLCANO*
*ZA SPEEDWAGON*
What have the word easily?
@@limelogoverlake4814 SPIDDDDDUUUUWWWAGGGGGONUUUU
Za ambulance requiem (lego city ambulance rescue lego set)
Sticky fingers coud win cus he can zip his pp off and that hurt
Torda Máté LMAO
kars:*goes to open fly*
oh fuck
That would be such a dick (re)move
Jotaro vs Kars. Who would won?
Torda Máté magyar vagy? 🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺
josuke: hey koichi, why did angelo change from deformed to a long haired, shirtless, meteor dude?
kars's rock: starts to crack
josuke and koichi: *hehe, im in danger*
Joseph noticing kars in the distance: KIRA, I KNOW WE ARE ENEMIES BUT WE NEED A SHEAR HEART ATTACK
I came up with something to beat kars.
NIGERUNDAYOOOO
SMOKEY
The worst part is that it really defeated him.
Just set off a nuke next to him without him knowing it's one :D
@@gameshark528 cant he just regenerate
@@ldodidj8845, cant regenerate if there is nothing left to regenerate.
Think Cell in Dragon Ball Z
What would really happen:
Kars: Jojo.... At long last I can finally pay you back for the humiliation you gave me.
Old Joseph: Okay... I guess you got me this time Kars, but I have one last thing to say before you kill me.
Kars: Fine, Whatever you do will be futile anyway.
Joseph: Next you're going to say, "It's not as if you can send me to space again right?"
Kars:" It's not as if you're going to send me to space again right? NANI?!!
Joseph." TAKE THIS: HERMIT PURPLE ACT 2!!! VOLCANO SUMMON!!
Kars: NAANNIII!!!! JOJO!!
Joseph: And then you'll say, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN?!!
Kars:WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN?!!
Joseph:Thats cause I'm Joseph fucking Joestar!! "heh I actually got accidentally stabbed by this stand arrow, but I wanna piss him off again"
*Kars status: Ultimate Retirement
Perfection
Funny comment. Thanks :)
This is too real!
the actual thing that would happen
retirement requiem
Acrully araki said that joseph was born a stand user cause he said if the cast from sdc went back in time in BT they would see hermit purple wraped around joseph
Future jojo: who needs hamon
Kars: i had also unlocked a stand
Every jojo: nigerundayo
He is the ultimate lifeform so it more understandable than some of the other shit that happens in jojo
Johnny:wait up guys..
Josuke: Uh dad, I think I healed the wrong hand.
Joseph: w-wait, y-you WHAT?!
Jotaro: yare yare daze, we need Kira's help.
To be fair just thorw Joseph out of space :v
*Girono starts playing his piano*
Kars: why do i hear boss music
Kars:why do i hear boss music
Kars: why do i hear boss music
Kars: why do i hear boss music
Kars: why do i hear bos music
Kars: why do i hear boss music
Kars: why do i hear boss music
Kars: why do i hear boss music
Kars: why do i hear boss music
Kars: why do i hear boss music
thanks for the likes I am really thankful
Muda
*kars has died*
*kars has died*
*kars has died*
*kars has died*
@@MeedyMedia kars cant die
@@hawke1032 The hand, Cream, Golden experience requiem, Hermit purple, Silver chariot requiem, The world requiem.. I think you get the idea, Also as to quote the requiem explanation, Hermit purple WOULD be able to destroy kars if that was what joseph wanted desperately to do and had the requiem arrow, it gives you the ability to do what you cant on your own.
YOU WILL NEVER REACH JOSEPH JOESTAR!
Actually, you really forgot a very powerful circumstantial Part 3 Stand User: D'Arby the Gambler. Yes, I'm serious.
Think about it: All D'Arby needs to do is to convince Kars to play a rigged game with him. If D'Arby uses Kar's pride in being the "Ultimate Lifeform" to trick him into playing, he could steal Kar's soul. Now the body will have to be disposed of so Kars doesn't come back but hey... details.
Kars would absolutely destroy D'Arby in gambling
@@gyrossteelballs9877
Polnareff thought so as well when he placed a bet on the cat during their first encounter. Kars maybe be smart, but intelligence and trickery are not the same.
@@mr.outlaw231 yes but he has the intelligence and ability to catch D'Arby when he cheats
@@mr.outlaw231 and polnareff isnt exactly the smartest guy himself
@@mr.outlaw231 that's true but don't forget he could just make a cat clone and cheat himself
Kars: "PREPARE PUNY HUMANS FOR-"
GER: *no*
Hawt Danger Do you know anything about kars?
@@CreatorsHubCreates do u know about ger?
@@godza8107 ger?
@Bonstrangleme Frost nvm golden experience recrium
Kars: *Interesting stuff you have there I will be taking that*
heavy weather: "Hey Kars, you're a snail now."
Kars: "Oh, I'm a snail now."
heavy weather: *stomps out snars.*
Kars could just re-arrange his body to stop being a snail or even do a Wammu and rip out his own eyes and kill Weather Report after locating him with the wind.
Kars: Ya'll pathetic
Cream requiem over heaven: Hold my void.
Just swallows the universe into the abyss of darkness
@@KitsuneShapeShifter yup
Unless cream got a 1 hit, he'd regen then kill cream.
@@aprofessionalgamer5355 unless the cream melt...
this sounds like an ice cream store's name
I'm pretty sure when you hear about a fabulous Aztec vampire god wrecking stand users in your town and disrupting your quiet life, you'd go for the offensive right away
Also Superfly
Kasino Kaiser actually Yeah, wouldn’t superfly work? They bait him in there and trap him. What he gon do?
Clone himself.
Make a squirrel hand and have it leave the tower and kill his targets. Or he could potentially melt superfly down with hamon without having to worry about himself getting injured too badly by the same attack.
that is true I guess it depends on if the stand considers the squirrel a separate entity and even if he melts the stand down to a puddle it could still be in effect.
yeah, Kira can just click
The alien guy from part 4 said his planet was destroyed so maybe it’s a hint that cars is alive and possibly found a powerful stand and went on to body worlds. I always thought that he’ll come back stronger and a jojo will have to deal with him.
I know this is jojo and all, but I don’t think Kars was going fast enough to travel interstellar distances lol. Even in 60 years. The voyager probe has only barely left the solar system in 40, and it was launched much faster than volcanic debris, even a Hamon powered volcano
I do hope he comes back though, but araki has said that it’s unlikely
lots of possibilities since kars has 400 iq and he has the abilities of most if not all living things.
if he had the ability to use stands especially dio's, he could possibly train the time stop ability for idk years i guess
then once he's satisfied, he can probably stop time, go to earth without freezing possibly
His planet could have taken kars in an studied him then kars would have probably been able to destroy their planet and look for a way back to earth
Araki dispelled the idea of Cars coming back in a future part
Well Kars could defeat Cream. Like you said Kars can sense air movement which means when cream moves in the air Kars would be able to sense him even if it wasn’t that good. He would notice something strange happening in the air which means he would probably avoid it.
So you think Kars can dodge a bullet (Cream might be even faster) even if he gets surprised by it?
@@jonathanschmitt5762 yes
@@jonathanschmitt5762 Polnareff could do it, I don’t see why Kars can’t
@@EnigmaEnginseer Polnareff couldn't have done it without Avdol alerting him to his presence, who died doing so. Polnareff won because he had a chance to fight, wich Kars won't have.
@@jonathanschmitt5762 considering kars is perfect though, he would have perfect instinct and would then be able to tell
Kars: You thought it was Kars, but it was an alternate universe ancient god ascended me, Dio!
1:56
"Kars wants to do what he can with the world, but he won't be settled until he knows that Joseph is done for. So, what he does in that time is run through a countless number of towns looking for any information circulating around the Speedwagon Foundation because that would connect back to Joseph." x2
Did nobody notice this loop?
I thought get hit me for a sec
I blame Kira
I did it! It worked!
GER
Kore ga... Requiem da...
Josuke can defeat ultiamte kars, kars only needs to insult josuke's hair
Josuke: *200% TRIGGERED*
Sir JP20 But Kars could adapt the same hair style without a problem
My head Canon is that Kars would be one of few to appreciate the classiness of Josuke's hair, so now the Ultimate Lifeform also has the ultimate hairstyle
For real josuke cand bond kars with a mountain or something
@@tghilkrad8012 and they are going to be friends forever
@@grima5788 What if that is how it is resolved, kars and Josuke just become really good friends over his hair
I just realized...
*gold experience is basically Kars’s ability to shapeshift to a molecular level but worse*
true
And then there’s GER.
@@exi_m7074 which cannot beat kars.
@@Invis22 how
@@Invis22 ger cannot harm kars
Back when I was reading Part 6 I thought that the reason why Dio sent Pucci to Cape Canaveral was because somehow he knew about Kars, so let's say that the NASA found a meteorite long time ago and they store them in the John F. Kennedy Space Center as an attraction for tourists, as we seen Kars was literally brain dead by the end of part 2, maybe accumulating debris of rock while floating in the space until he somehow crash in the earth. So Dio's plan was to send Pucci to use the green baby to fuse it with Kars, allowing Dio's mind to take control of the body and thus gaining a new body and a new stand.
And Yes, I know that it sounds stupid
It's not that stupid. Maybe I'm saying this because I'm reading Jorge Joestar and in comparison your comment is pretty tame.
Golden Pasta Boi oh god fucking Jorge Joestar ! Who the fuck thought that there being 36 Kars with some of them even stealing stands was a good thing !
When I read part 4 I thought the alien dude was a Kars that went crazy from being in space for so long.
It's not stupid actually makes sense I mean he did it before to the og jojo basically
Aren't 2:03 and 2:19 litteraly the same sentence?
ZelRaat they are
「Bites the Dust」Has gone into effect!
When you're trying to get the minimum required word count on an essay
I thought I accidentally hit rewind on my screen at first lol.
Easy answer: BTD
Real answer: Rendering issue
Speedwagon can use 6% of his power to beat ultimate kars because he is G O D
Jonathan Joestar I miss you Jonathan
1% is more than enough
No he can kill with 0%of his power
@Zion Lewis speedwagon dont even need his power everyone would killl himself just as seeing him
Stands: *Exist*
Kars: "Oh no!
Anyway..."
GER:Hello there
7 pages of GER MUDA*
@@Victorkronoss nah ger can't beat kars
@@dahyunkim3141 but Kars also can't beat GER. It's impossible to defeat Giorno unless you somehow take away his stand.
Kars and Giorno would just be staring at each other akwardly
@@joppecaron7863
Giorno: so are we gonna stop anytime soon?
Kars: give me a few thousand more tries
Giorno: alrighty then
Araki literally said if kars saw a stand user he’d immediately gain a stand and even if we exclude that kars can beat ger, he can make clones of himself and ger needs to punch to use it’s ability so kars just clones himself and throws his clones at giorno till he gets tired and kars kills giorno easily. Same with tusk act 4
What do you mean if Kars returns? He’s not coming back alone, after all....
There’s 36 Kars on Mars
ha that rhymed
@@poopstain420 Look up the Jorge Joestar novels
Wait what explantion pls
@@justsomeguywithadogpicture2622 In the Jorge Joestar novel, if I remember correctly, the universe got reset a few times, so every time it did Kars was sent to space again. However, each time Kars fell onto Mars, and, since he is the “ultimate lifeform,” he survived each reset. This happened 35 times, leading to 36 Kars on Mars.
(Most of the novels are generally considered non-canon, but they are official. The main one that people often believe or headcanon to be in the timeline is Purple Haze Feedback, since it works out in the story)
@@EderdragonTV ok thx
Kaleb: No stand can defeat Kars.
Gold Experience Requiem: *Ahem*
He couldn't tho. Kars has an IQ of 400. He also has DNA of every lifeform. He'd pull a giorno and find some animal that would be immune to G.E.R or some bullshit like that.
Anthony Decesare i dont think you know the power of GER do i need to sit at the piano for you buddy?
@@chriswashington4597 Buddy, plot armor falls in the face of kars. Ask Joseph's hand. He needed 2 more layers of it to even survive.
Anthony Decesare pretty sure it doesnt lol if dude had a 400 IQ how did Joseph still out smart him and exactly why hes somewhere in another universe discovering new planets as he goes 🤣
@@chriswashington4597 He didn't outsmart him, its directly stated that it was pure luck.
Kars: come back to Earth
Joseph: *still alive*
@@stacyabromsbandler7246 cause I used my last card which is..... *N I G U R E Y A N D O*
@@yoursleepparalysisdemon4775 the fuck is nigureyando
@@horseoperamarker yeah lol
@@yoursleepparalysisdemon4775 correct it bro you are ruining it
@Monsur Abdullah no he is saying that the spelling of nigerundayo is wrong
Kaleb: Nope. Not a single one. GER: Am I a joke to you.
Spoiler for part 5 ending
I thought he was joking but apearently ger has to kill someone to trigger his ability but I still think he’d be able to somehow since requiem arrows give the worthy stand users the power that they need in that exact moment so ger would probably develop a countermeasure for kars. Also since kars isn’t a stand user he wouldn’t be able to see stands so he would be caught off guard unless he reveals what the invisible force beating down on kars was which is pretty likely but I choose to believe he wouldnt
@@lilithdoyle5703 GER doesn’t have to kill someone to activate infinite death loop
@@lilithdoyle5703 plus he can just activate back to 0 right before he dies endlessly until he wins the battle
Gold experience requiem. Thats it.
If Kars develop a stronger stand, the ultimate stand, then we’re fucked.
n o t a s i n g l e o n e
Star platinum over heaven
ultimate made in heaven requiem
Cream
Pillar Men/Ultimate Kars: (Exist)
Kaleb: *I’ll take your entire stock!*
"Sheer Heart Attack beats Kars"
I think you forgot that vampires can cool their blood, and with his 400 IQ he'd figure out how it works
How do you figure something out that kills you instantly. Kars wouldn't be lucky enough to understand what it was before it was crawling up his back and erases him from existence in one explosion. Oh did you forget Kars did not have a stand so he couldn't see sheer heart attack and most likely not hear it either?
@@lasagnaocelot4766 considering the fact that straits survived several grenades as a normal vampire, yeah no. if jotaro could figure it out in a few minutes, it'd take kars a minute tops. plus the fact that he can absolutely outrun it, he could figure out how it works in that time
@@viralvegetable2411 SHA is not a grenade it deletes you in a flat second, look at how fast Shigechi was literally deleted from existence
@@lasagnaocelot4766 SHA isn't killer queen's primary bomb. jotaro got hit with SHA and suffered fatal injuries, but didn't die
@@viralvegetable2411 Jotaro didn't have SHA right against him, look at the shop owner die literally instantly
I imagined kars coming back and fighting all the Joestars who are still alive. I also imagined him having a the world over heaven strength stand.
Oh yeah, also he says “Long time no see Joseph.”
I don't know what Joseph would say while acting senile but he'd say it and piss Kars off.
"your next line will be"
C-Moon could theoretically yeet Kars back into space
Interesting, this makes me wonder if white snake could take his memory
@@muskett2350 [Jorge Joestar novel intensifies]
@@soda3185 *HmMMmMmm*
xd
I think all of the Stardust Crusaders working in unison would be able to defeat Ultimate Kars, but *only* if they work as a team
Iggy: The Fool is an effectively invulnerable stand since attacking it does not harm Iggy, but its attack level is kind of low, so it's unlikely it would be able to effectively harm Ultimate Kars. Iggy would probably be best used as 1: first SDC to get close to Kars since he's, you know, a _dog_ and Kars probably wouldn't notice him, allowing him to exploit the element of surprise, and then 2: as a status effect: The Fool could effectively gum up Kars' movements and keep him at least somewhat static long enough for the others to pile on. Also, as a superpowered terrier, I can't think of anything better to counter Kars' 'super-murder-animal' polyp technique.
Kakyoin: Hierophant Green's barrier would be able to keep Kars grounded once The Fool has restrained him, damaging/destroying his wings when he frees himself and attempts to escape. Because of the speed of Emerald Splash, it's unlikely that Kars, even with his heightened senses, would be able to deflect it as effectively as DIO, since it's invisible to him and likely supersonic, negating his air-pressure sense.
Polnareff: Silver Chariot can probably deal the most tactically-significant damage to Kars in the least amount of time, slicing and stabbing too fast for even the Ultimate lifeform to effectively counter. Repeatedly slashing at ligaments and major support structures will likely keep Kars down long enough for the other major players to come into effect.
Jotaro: ORAORAORA 'nuff said. Jotaro will basically back up Polnareff's slashy-stabby with his screaming machine-gun meat-tenderizer, effectively turning Kars into extremely flamboyant mush while the finishing blow is prepared.
Avdol: Yes, really. Avdol is the star player in this because Magician's Red is basically perfect for permanently neutralizing the now semi-liquefied Kars. Do you have any idea how hot something has to be to vaporize bullets mid-flight?
*_VERY_*
Once Iggy, Jotaro, and Polnareff hold Kars down and smash'n'slash him into a pulp, Avdol comes in and turns the Ultimate Paste into Ultimate Ash
Joseph: He'd have thought the whole thing up, even down to having one last exchange with Kars(' mulched-up remains)
"Was this all part of your plan, Jojo?!"
"Yes! Actually, this time!"
Stardust is Not Ash
AnonGuy Ultimate life form can literally fly and also has enough Hamon power to equal the sun, his body is also durable enough to survive the universe reset according to Araki and has an iq of 400
@@lolomgwtfkaya6066 stands like silver chariot and star platinum move faster than light for example the stand hanged man which moves as a beam of light silver chariot shrinks and pulls its sword back to slash at point black with a literal photon
Meedy Media silver chariot is slower then SPP and SPP was said to be exact light speed
@@lolomgwtfkaya6066 hanged man can become light which moves at light speed. Silver chariot shrinks. He then has to draw his sword back and swing it forward in time. At point blank. This was with his armour on.
Kakyoin could kill Kars with the Painting lol.
Jean Pierre Polnareff Too bad Araki forgot about that
Thay wasnt an attack it was probably an ambush with an emerald.If he could do that he would murder half the franchise.
Isn't there a limit on how much he can hurt them or something? Remember he brushed a lot of red on JoJo's leg but he was still able to walk
Jacob Coutts I mean if Araki didn’t forget things, we would have a cool time travel plot in pt 4
@@tghilkrad8012
Kakyoin never could kill with paintings. He just extended Heirophant Green to slash at Jotaro's leg and did the painting thing in an attempt to be subtle (then dropped all subtlety once it became clear that wouldn't work).
Now what's a REALLY big "Araki Forgot" moment is 2 out of 3 of Golden Experience's powers...because the damage reflection and mental berserk state both literally never happen again after fighting Bruno. Because seriously, Giorno could have easily beaten everyone by just making shields for the purpose of getting hit and reflect OHKO all of the hard hitters he fought (in fact, now that i think about it, shouldn't everyone he healed he partially invulnerable due to their organs and flesh being Giorno's damage-reflection lifeforms? Most of Mista's fights should have resulted in his opponents getting bullet holes when they reflect his bullets back at him.)
if he had a stand he would be unstoppable.
The mask made Dio develop a strong stand because of the power he had from the mask and because of Jonathan's body.
But Kars is the creator of the mask and he became the Ultimate Lifeform so If he had a stand it would definitely be a stand that could absorb other stands.
no one would be able to go against Kars physically. or against his stand.
if he could gain the ultimate life form.
then I'm pretty sure he could gain a Heavenly stand. you can't say I'm wrong
@RecRoomer2000 Good point. Also to add on, his body did actually naturally develop a stand, but it had similar power to hermit purple.
(Steel Ball Run Spoilers)
Didn't the alternate timeline, non-vampiric, Dio develop The World? It seems like that stand might be more based on his soul, and not his body. Though The World does seem to get somewhat of a power boost from his vampirism.
I do think Kars would probably develop a strong stand though, but who knows lol
In Jorge joestar, Kars‘ main stand is called “made in heaven ultimate requiem”
what if he got a stand that could pose like kars
Ultimate Kars is strong. I admit that.
But SHEER HEART ATTACK HAS NO WEAKNESS
Wait what about...
YOU FOOL, YOU FELL FOR IT! *THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!*
Act 3?
Sheer heart attack can just get sliced into 2 or minced up into salvage paste
@@frederickjason2964 bruh sheer heart attack barely got cracks from star platinum, and Kars can't see it so it has no weaknesses against kars
@@bigforeheadman6786 just like against anyone else) (except thunder cross split attack ofc)
Kars: nobody can dafeat me
GER: aham
Kars: oh no Where am i
Diavolo: first time at infinite death loop?
Kars: WAIT WTF
But kars never die
GER has to kill him first, which isn't going to happen
@@lambtoken2708 GER with a single rock can break a pillar just pushing the rock, so his "7 page Muda maybe can kill kars
@py
Bruh
The lava almost killed Kars, he can die, he only has various abilities that help him survive
.
@py
GER only with his finger can push a rock and it destroys a pillar with ease, as already said by another person before.
GE can destroy cars by being one of the stands with the lowest attack there is.
It is impossible that with one of GER's longest and most powerful barrage he would be unable to kill Kars.
*kars returns*
Johnny: the spin...
@@masonbread Black Hole or something to jojolion
It's jojo so why not
@@masonbread, actually, I think since Kars is immortal he could survive the Universe Reset, Pucchi sped up the Universe, not a complete reset, Kars most likely survived because he floated away in space and got away from any dangers
@@ildmgli, in that case how did Giorno and Mista not appear in Part 7? Or Joseph, Polnareff, The Duwang Gang?
@@racersmod1110 part 7-8 are both completely seperate from the jojo universe
Kars: *I am the ultimate being*
Girono: kore ga... requiem da
Cant
Giorno doesn’t know how GER works, and I’m p sure Kars can do everything Giorno can but better minus return to zero
@@Andres-vj2ws
Kars: lmao what is this yellow arrow
Kars: ouch i hurted myself and i feel powerfull
Korega the perfect stand da
Kars beats giorno, he drowns him in poison dart frogs or slices him to bits with razor feathers, giorno needs to hit kars to turn him to zero
The fact that you say you haven't made a Kars video THIS YEAR hit me super hard
I enjoy these videos though so keep the Kars coming!
36 Kars on mars
Shit you beat me to it
Mart Villem Kelner Stop
We don't talk about Jorge Joestar
D o n ' t t o u c h t h e l i k e b u t t o n
why
"Killer queen can beat ultimate kars"
EXPLAIN HOW STRAIZO REGENERATED AFTER A BUNCH OF GRENADES
To be fair, regular explosions leave stuff behind even if it is just ash. Direct and (and intentionally lethal) Killer Queen explosions leave nothing behind. There was some of Strazio left behind to come back from, there would be none of Kars to come back from.
i stand corrected
@@GlitchBunn Bites the dust.
@@GlitchBunn C-Moon can change the gravity to send Kars to space
@Super Winnie Wili it exploded a few inches from his face, and it still fucked him up pretty bad.
Josuke: fixes Joseph’s hand
Space: ayayayay
"There isn't a single one I'm missing that can beat Ultimate Kars"
Gold Experience Requiem: *Piano Intensifies*
H O W?
what if kars also gained a stand ability?
Anthony DeCesare GER is basically unbeatable unless you can’t rewrite reality, which isn’t baby stuff. If he doesn’t kill Kars he can just beat the living snot out of him until he either gives up or GER finds a way to send him to space
"I've mentioned every single stand"
Not even says the name Star Platinum
The world and star platinum are equal. Star platinum has star finger, but that ability is worthless against kars.
@@davidburke4101 yeah, "it's the same type of stand as star platinum" XD
Hey Giorno, your stand is the same type of stand as Star Platinum! Hey Okuyasu, your stand is the same type of stand as Star Platinum! Star Platinum: The World Requiem Hand
@@ItzTLPakaTLPwithPAPATLP The type is not what's important here, the abilities are the exact same. It's really not worth mentioning star platinum when the world has been talked about and vice versa. For all intents and purposes, it's the same stand with a different skin.
David Burke it’s just a meme...
*(Ultimate) Kars vs Anubis?*
How would that work? Would Anubis take control of Kars, making and even stronger lifeform? Or would the take-over proceed to not work? This is an interesting discussion in my opinion.
I guess it would work because
God vs better god
And i guess if it was about defeating each other i guess anubis would need to do a kamikaze attack where he would fly himself with kars into space
It really comes down to what is considered "defeat" if Anubis is picked up by someone normally it seems like they are instantly taken over. The Cow wasn't because it was stabbed and enraged. But I assume an unassuming Kars would be possessed. Granted That's a horrifying proposition, but technically I feel possessing someone is not unlike defeating them. Destroying his body...not as likely though.