I'm part of the team that creates my school's magazine, and today we were brainstorming themes. The team leader walks up to the whiteboard, hits it and yells "IT'S THEME TIME" Turns out she doesn't even watch you and it was just a beautiful, beautiful coincidence.
Jack: "when you don't get what you want you can't just beat someone else down!" Also Jack: *doesn't get something he wants* "My Hitman fingers are tingling!"
As someone who is colorblind. I would like to say that almost none of you are right. Red-Green colorblind doesn't actually mean you ALWAYS mix up red and green. For most, it is when the colors are more subtle like a faded green and red. but mostly it means that we can't see as much of the red/green colors in secondary and tertiary colors. For example, dark blue looks like a purple because purple-red=blue.
i know you understand what you're talking about, but i want to elaborate further for anyone who might read this! the way colorblindness works is that the cones in the eye (responsible for color vision-- rods are responsible for light sensitivity) don't detect certain light frequencies properly. as we know, different colors have different light frequencies. each cone has photopigments that are responsible for detecting the different frequencies. if one or more pigment is missing or defective, it causes colorblindness. for example, in deuteranomaly (the most common type) the green cone pigment is defective and the green light frequency is detected as something closer to red, but it's still perceived as being something different from red itself. it also affects the way the color yellow is perceived. color blind tests are specifically designed to exacerbate any color detecting problems one might have, as many of them can go unnoticed depending on how severe the defect is. the dots in the pictures are giving off numerous light frequencies, even in the same color family, which confuses the eye of a person who has missing or defective photopigments. and because the letters or numbers are drawn out with dots of ranging colors, there's no clear outline to separate the message from the background. jack says in the video that he can tell that something is supposed to be there but he can't determine what it is, which is common for people with a mild photopigment defect to report. some colorblind people can even "solve" the test if they're given enough time to look at the image. tl;dr: colorblind people can determine the difference between their "affected colors" and label them properly in most scenarios, but a colorblind test is specifically designed to confuse the eyes of someone with these issues.
@@Syl700 lol yeah, i did a lot of research because i thought i was colorblind at one point due to me getting very disoriented when there's a lot of red on the screen in games. i don't think i am (i think its more of a sensory thing) but it's very interesting to learn about.
"Everyone says I'm shorter than they expected". How about we all start doing the opposite? If you meet Jack just be like "Wow, you're taller than I expected" and confuse him.
@@DashingBanana no, I'm not slow I know that much, but like is there a video, or anything? I've genuinely never seen a video of anti or him talking about anti.
Jack: “I wanna like, give back in a way.” All of us: just appreciating his existence and all agreeing him being here and okay is enough for us to begin with since we all genuinely enjoy his humor and personality
@AlienZGamer Sub to PhaserFelix instead, He at least make thumbnails & edit his videos. And is one of my favo small yt + Captainsauce tho he is growing faaast.
OMG the orange and green dotted thing says "we must rise against the color blind!" Edit: Oof I just unpaused the vid and the editor messed my "big brain moment" up, so that was so unhelpful T.T
Coronavirus: *exists* The world: "stay inside, don't meet up with people, stop the dicease from spreading." Jackiboi: "Gather all your friends, it's meme time!!
This is already the second time of me turning on Jack’s video and forgetting that my headphones are off and my family hears an Irish man yelling from my phone.😳
If someone bit my skull, I’d be more worried as to how they unhinged their jaw enough to fit their mouth around my cranium like some horrid human-snake monster.
"That doesn't mean you have to beat down something else," he says as I'm in my room, wacking this lump of clay with a ruler to try and get the shape I want... Little things like this I find so funny.
Someone pinched me on St. Paddy's Day, and I automatically blurted, "My hitman fingers are tingling," and just stared at the person before walking away help it was my grandmother
this is a bit random, but Sean's haircut is on point. Like, it really suits him. I've watched his videos from very early on and he's changed so much. I'm sure others can relate to feeling like they've changed with him. We've all matured with the channel, and it brings such a feeling of community. Each iteration of jack is exactly what we needed, even if we dont deserve him. Or maybe I'm just rambling crazy from all the isolation. Love this channel, Love Jack, these videos feel like I'm hanging out with a best friend, even though its through a screen.
I'm not colorblind... But it's damn difficult reading the thumbnail. I see the green and the read. But the outlines are a bit too subtle. After a while I got the sentence but still.
RIEIRIRIEIIRIEU I just saw something very unpretty! I looked in the mirror! RIRIRIRIEIIRIR!!! But I am the cool UA-camr with two hazardously hot girlfriends so it is all good! Thanks for you attention dear leonardo
13:54 - "there's a lesson in life just because you dont like something or you can't have something does not mean you have to beat down something else" - 11:36 lol
What's funny about the "Core Memory" Meme is while everyone does that with the Pee Break moment, for me it was when he celebrated in Cluster Truck and sat on his own balls
2:06 That's genuinely really fucking hard to read even without colour blindness. Had to stare at it a good few seconds and reeeally concentrate to see it.
Sean: "people say i'm tiny" Me: "huh I wonder how tall he is" *googles* Sean: *is 1,78m* me:.............WHAT people from the northern hemisphere are giants and I'm scared edit: I'm 1,65m (I think that's 5'4?) and that's p average where I live
Men's, if he was women's pockets sized he would need a fucking microscope to record himself. I still don't understand why they make pockets that small, and sometimes they are fake just for looks.
Me : *colorblind* Mu friend : *laughing maniacally about thumbnail* Me : *hella scared bc she wont tell me what it says* It being in the video and being able to know what it says... my friend staring at me while watching...
BRO that pee break WAS a core memory for me! It was when I first started watching the channel I was a little unsure about Jack because he was very intense back then and I was just on the verge of starting to warm up to him and that moment solidified everything. 14 year old me was literally belly laughing for 20 minutes and then Jack came back on and continued playing the game like it was nothing. That moment started it all and now I watch Jack to help me get through anxiety when it starts to flare up as a now 18 year old. Funny how things happen huh?
I'm part of the team that creates my school's magazine, and today we were brainstorming themes. The team leader walks up to the whiteboard, hits it and yells "IT'S THEME TIME"
Turns out she doesn't even watch you and it was just a beautiful, beautiful coincidence.
emms lc oml! That’s amazing! Does she watch him now? I would like to know.
Jack: "when you don't get what you want you can't just beat someone else down!"
Also Jack: *doesn't get something he wants*
"My Hitman fingers are tingling!"
YOU can't beat someone down but someone else can.
Did we forget about subnautica below zero
@@redsweater2783 he finished the current story and the rest will not be added until the game is finished
JACK IS MY BROTHER
@@TheSlipperyLizard953 The Early Access was over in the game was completely out on January 1st
jack: "cardboard jack's dead, i shredded him"
me: *flashbacks to unus annus where ethan bought a cardboard jack*
jack needs to go on unus annus again and meet the only remaining cardboard jack 😔
Yes
Yes queen yes 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👏👏👏👏👏👏👑👑👑😐🔫
Cardboard Jack's reincarnation..
The video picture says,"We must rise against the color blind."
As someone who is colorblind. I would like to say that almost none of you are right. Red-Green colorblind doesn't actually mean you ALWAYS mix up red and green. For most, it is when the colors are more subtle like a faded green and red. but mostly it means that we can't see as much of the red/green colors in secondary and tertiary colors. For example, dark blue looks like a purple because purple-red=blue.
i know you understand what you're talking about, but i want to elaborate further for anyone who might read this!
the way colorblindness works is that the cones in the eye (responsible for color vision-- rods are responsible for light sensitivity) don't detect certain light frequencies properly. as we know, different colors have different light frequencies. each cone has photopigments that are responsible for detecting the different frequencies. if one or more pigment is missing or defective, it causes colorblindness. for example, in deuteranomaly (the most common type) the green cone pigment is defective and the green light frequency is detected as something closer to red, but it's still perceived as being something different from red itself. it also affects the way the color yellow is perceived.
color blind tests are specifically designed to exacerbate any color detecting problems one might have, as many of them can go unnoticed depending on how severe the defect is. the dots in the pictures are giving off numerous light frequencies, even in the same color family, which confuses the eye of a person who has missing or defective photopigments. and because the letters or numbers are drawn out with dots of ranging colors, there's no clear outline to separate the message from the background. jack says in the video that he can tell that something is supposed to be there but he can't determine what it is, which is common for people with a mild photopigment defect to report. some colorblind people can even "solve" the test if they're given enough time to look at the image.
tl;dr: colorblind people can determine the difference between their "affected colors" and label them properly in most scenarios, but a colorblind test is specifically designed to confuse the eyes of someone with these issues.
@@endless_del now that's dedication I've never seen before in a comment.
@@Syl700 lol yeah, i did a lot of research because i thought i was colorblind at one point due to me getting very disoriented when there's a lot of red on the screen in games. i don't think i am (i think its more of a sensory thing) but it's very interesting to learn about.
say that to 8 yr me, i woulve never listened
THANK YOU for explaining that to people, I thought I was the only one lol
Jack: "ooooOoOOoooOoO, what can they do? Move my furniture?"
Ghost: "Aight bet" *launches couch at Jack's head*
Big yeet
Large yeet
GIGANTIC yeet
YUUUUUUGE yeet
*MR WORDWIDE YEET*
“Somewhere cardboard jack is living. Ha ha no he isn’t I completely shredded him up” Unus Annus’ cardboard jack plots his revenge
that would be a great movie
@@faoneill Change your profile pic now!!!
"Hello! My name is Cardboard Jacksepticeye. You killed my brother. Prepare to die!"
@@evanv7420 wow u don't have to day that that's just rude SO U CHANGE IR DANG PIC RN! DO IT! NOW!
haha i thought the same thing
Jack is literally the sweetest person ever, like "I'm sorry to everyone else who wasn't pick" THATS WHAT HAPPENS WITH GIVEAWAYS BUT HES STILL SO SWEET
SEAN PLZ PLAY LETHAL LEAGUE BLAZE, ANYONE AGREE?
"Ghosts not that scary what are theygonna do woo?"
Phasmaphobia:
Imma bout to end this mans while career
Trueeeee
I just love how the Anti one has a decapitated Jack head and he looks so proud of his kill
"L̸̠͇͔̮̮͎̲̹̪̗̾̋̉͋͊̅͜ö̶̥̞̬͍̺̫̥̳̬̌̈́̏͆̒͊̃̒̎͝ớ̷̢̟̳̮̪͛͠ķ̸̙̭̥̭̮̦̮̘̣̫̎̋̃̃̉̚͠!̴̹͇͎̂̊̀̍̋̈́̅͘͝͝ ̶̡̤̗͉͉̖̺̟͐́̋̀̇̅͗͆̐̕ͅI̸̗̖̝͝ ̸͇̗͖̺͓͉̯̦̤̹̭̠̖͕̩̂͐ḍ̸̘̲̹̩̖̺͈̞̾̌̈̎͜ì̸̡̛̻͉͙̳̹͓̙̝̠̲̲͈̓̇̃́̍͛̍ḏ̸̜̘͋̆̊̉͆̓̅̌̋͌̈́͘̕͝͝ ̷̫̟̼̠̙̩̝͖̍͌̐̊͆͒̓̀a̴̡̡̘̞̭̝̰̟͉̘͓̼͈̟͂̏͑̀͛̊͌͛͘͠ ̷̩̰̼̝̟̋̽͗̋̿̕͝k̴̼͂͛i̸̛̙̭l̷̡̻̠͎͓̿̎̎l̸̨̢̪̲̜͔̣̤̫͕̗̪͍̃̍̏̚͜ͅ!̴̛̭̰̞̈̏̀͝͝!̸̙͔̣̫̝̤̼̮̝͔̬̬͓͍̮̎̆̄͗͛̓̓͒͆̀͘͠!̷̢̧̥̦̒̀̋̎̓̊̏͊̏̋̈́́͘͠͝"
And the others are just uncomfortably smiling
“Gather all your friends it’s meme time”
Coronavirus: are you sure about that
*gather all your friends (as long as you're wearing a mask and gloves and are sitting 6 ft away from each other) its meme time.*
@@ashdeem913 Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart- oh wait.
@@akayukilucifel 6 feet apart cause it's *meme* *time*
@@BatsBeyondStar Woosh.
Elon Musk deleted the virus
Jack's not being completely honest, he has _two_ cures for sadness. The first is meme time. The second is hitman fingers
DracoHandsome the second one is himself
Well your not wrong
Can't have a sad life if you don't have a life any more
Actually its three
The third one is Jack himself
That is true
Fun fact: on leap year March ninth is the 69th day of the year. And that’s my birthday
nice
Nice
mine is 96 which is the backwards of 69
Nice
Nice
Sean: Did you misspell “misspelles”? I’m gonna have to deduce points.
Me: ...Deduce points? ...Deduct points.
Seduce points 😉
Rhat row rag re
Points? More like 'pints'. Jack is Irish. Lol
@@ispentthenightin7721 seduct points
Sherlock- the science of seduction
Sean: “cardboard Jack is out there somewhere...”
Me: yeah he’s at Unus Annus
I forgot that lol
Strawberry Duchess *chokes on Pepsi*
That’s what I thought lmao
@@Mif_Maf what is this agt?
my thoughts exactly 😂
"Everyone says I'm shorter than they expected". How about we all start doing the opposite? If you meet Jack just be like "Wow, you're taller than I expected" and confuse him.
I've been to one of his tours, and Jack is tall as ALL HELL.
@@user-hf1ww5yj8c so hes short
I’m 6’6 if I ever meet jacksepticeye I will just Chang at how tall he is
I'm very short so he'd probably be a giant to me, like everyone else.
@Tripp Atwood because he reaches hell
Me: hears Jack call himself short and looks up his height *sees 5'10"*
Also Me: "thats short?"
Wait wut I'm the same height
I'm 5'2" dont feel too bad.
I’m 5’10 and I’m 12 lol
@@edi6722 I- I’m 4’9 and I’m 12 (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
Feels bad
Jack: Gather all your friends it's meme time it's meme time!
Me: Jack that's impossible.
Me too because I have no friends
@@knightwolf2489 That's the joke
Same XD
Big quarantine energy 🤣
Isolation squad
Gather the fellow subscribers, we all share a common interest that's close enough to having friends right?
Jack:"I'm tiny and pocket sized for your convenience."
Kidnappers:"(*Starts wearing pants with pockets*)"
Of course! I'm travel sized for your convenience!
We must rise against the colored blind
Me on Tuesday
Nathaniel Dingman should I be concerned?
What kind of LUNATIC doesn't wear pants with pockets on the regular
Don't worry guys
Cardboard Jack is living on the Unus Annus channel
Sir Watzhizface YOUR PICTURE!!!!! I CRIED-JUS-I NEED IT
Ah yes
A real man of culture
420 likes lmao
U right
Nobody:
guy who skips meme time theme song
Satan: *confused screaming*
Anti: **Exists and try’s to be scary**
Everyone: Eh
Paddy Fitzpatrick: **Exists and bites people’s skulls**
Everyone: *Screams of pure terror*
Who the fuck is anti I missed the lore
@@lindor2948 he is one of Jack's alter egos
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87
@@DashingBanana no, I'm not slow I know that much, but like is there a video, or anything? I've genuinely never seen a video of anti or him talking about anti.
Jack: "I can't read this.
Me: "Target confirmed."
March 10th was 69 days in? Well it was also Mario day.
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
It was also my birthday
Jack: “I wanna like, give back in a way.”
All of us: just appreciating his existence and all agreeing him being here and okay is enough for us to begin with since we all genuinely enjoy his humor and personality
Because he's absolutely right about all of us around the world needing a good laugh. ❤
“I’m fun sized, I’m pocket sized for your convenience” 😂😂
when you’re at the store and yell “Ding ding ding” for the hell of it and someone yells back “TOP OF MORNING” and now you’ve met your soulmate
I'm going to my soulmate in walmart now
Lmao
Ppoki yes- I love this-
I want to do this now
@Hollow 8Ball even more reason to do this
* Jack saying he wants to give back*
Jack. Isn’t your whole channel.. giving back?
I gave you your 69th like 😂
Burnt Toast- A true hero
And I destroyed ur 169
I gave 259, someone needs to like for 300
Jack does giveaway
*Immediately feels bad that there's only one winner cause he doesn't want to make anyone feel bad*
AlienZGamer dude stop
AlienZGamer dude I got you
We love our sweet wholesome Irish boi
@AlienZGamer Sub to PhaserFelix instead, He at least make thumbnails & edit his videos. And is one of my favo small yt + Captainsauce tho he is growing faaast.
AlienZGamer sure
OMG the orange and green dotted thing says "we must rise against the color blind!"
Edit: Oof I just unpaused the vid and the editor messed my "big brain moment" up, so that was so unhelpful T.T
SAME FOR ME, BRO
i didnt see that at all
Coronavirus: *exists*
The world: "stay inside, don't meet up with people, stop the dicease from spreading."
Jackiboi: "Gather all your friends, it's meme time!!
YESS
Ha
Gather all your friends in a video call and screen share
Stay safe and meme responsibly
You must have Coronavirus cuz you misspelled "disease"
Please stop talking about the Coronavirus
Jack: MEMES ARE NOTHING TO BE LAUGHED AT.
Also Jack: Nice time to giggle at some memes
Jack: "use reddit responsibly"
Redditors: (kicks r/noahgettheboat under the rug) "yup i'm innocent"
Lightmagician60 (kick r/makemesuffer into the basement) 100% innocent
(sets r/yiffinhell on fire) yes definitely
(throws r/insaneparents out of the window)
Zenon64 Makemesuffer has NOTHING on noahgettheboat and yiffinhell. It’s like Cursed Subreddit Lite
(Throws r/antivax into the gas chamber) I'm innocent!
My brother: “meme time is not the only cure for sadness”
Me: “that is not correct”
69 likes
Meme time is the only cure for sadness
I mean it’s not the only one, but it’s one of the strongest for most people
Jack: *”Gather all your friends it’s meme time”*
Everyone: *Yeah, about that...*
So true 😭😂
I can't see my friends, because school has been canceled for a while
corona........
haha, so true tho 😂
Gamer no have friends
her: what's meme time? what's PMA? who's jacksepticeye?
me: do you have 90 minutes?
MadPower351 big brain
The cardboard Jack lives at Mark's house for UnnasAnnus
That's literally the first thing that came to my mind lol
That came to my mind as soon as it was brought up
UHM WTF IS UR PICTURE R U FUCKING OKAY
This is already the second time of me turning on Jack’s video and forgetting that my headphones are off and my family hears an Irish man yelling from my phone.😳
If someone bit my skull, I’d be more worried as to how they unhinged their jaw enough to fit their mouth around my cranium like some horrid human-snake monster.
WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87!!!
They suddenly become.... *an ANACONDA.*
That'd be pretty hot ngl.
You're Mom That’d better be a lie
@@ducky2379 Nothing arouses me more than the thought of getting my skull bitten into.
Jack: “I’m massive”
Also jack: “you’re much tinier than I’d expected”
Text: "We must rise against color blind!"
Jack: "I can't read!"
it's not fair lol we can't read it
*HUSH DONT TELL HIM*
@@raven_isnotok9928 haha, too late XD
I wouldnt be able to read it if i didnt have my colorblind mode on
@@raven_isnotok9928 robin edited in different colors so we could read it
*"Is That The Bite Of '87?!"*
That just killed me lol! 😂😂😂
"That doesn't mean you have to beat down something else," he says as I'm in my room, wacking this lump of clay with a ruler to try and get the shape I want...
Little things like this I find so funny.
Someone pinched me on St. Paddy's Day, and I automatically blurted, "My hitman fingers are tingling," and just stared at the person before walking away help it was my grandmother
your hitman fingers are tingling.
Eryn YEET
r/thathappened
It is too late. The hitman is coming for her already
@@quinnstraught9636
Oh no not my homophobic/transphobic grandma -_-
Eryn Trans sorry man I didn’t know
*sean touches his face* Sean: “I’m aware I’m not supposed to touch my face
Me: *already touching my face*
At this moment I slammed my hand on my face then regretted it
@@fearmaker1743 You probably didn't hit your nose then x)
@@fearmaker1743 ok then x')
Me, not colorblind from what I know: What does it say-
Editor: I gotchu...
Me: Well maybe I am colorblind I dunno-
this is a bit random, but Sean's haircut is on point. Like, it really suits him. I've watched his videos from very early on and he's changed so much. I'm sure others can relate to feeling like they've changed with him. We've all matured with the channel, and it brings such a feeling of community. Each iteration of jack is exactly what we needed, even if we dont deserve him. Or maybe I'm just rambling crazy from all the isolation. Love this channel, Love Jack, these videos feel like I'm hanging out with a best friend, even though its through a screen.
I still miss the hat
personally, I really like ponytail jack
@@wombatperson5431 sadly hes gonna cut it soon :>
Jack: **does Youtooz giveaway**
Everyone: **starts down voting each other**
Jack: _"no, this is not how you play the game!"_
I just felt sad when I saw that people really did that. Smh
@Epic Gamer Mmmmhmmm *selfish
SEAN PLZ PLAY LETHAL LEAGUE BLAZE
Nasrul The Bunny WHY ISNT IT THE BITE OF 87
Nasrul The Bunny pssss go see RTGameCrowd next live to see more jack
Her: "What's meme time?"
"What's PMA?"
"Who's Jacksepticeye?"
Me: Do you have 90 minutes?
Nice
@12:00 "I know how much people love TT's" lol good one 😂
Country:shuts down
School:shuts down
Non-gamer school kids:awww, I won't see my friends
Gamers:it's our time to shine!
this needs to be top comment 🤣
I only have friends through the internet so this is an epic win.
I am a donkey nice name
@@natesparrow6271 thanks I guess I was nicknamed donkey once back in the day-
Shadow Games WOOP WOOP GAMERS!!!
jack: goes and tries to let everyone down easily for the giveaway
Everyone else: congrats everyone! you all did amazing!!
Good news, the UK government is advising to be less social and self isolate.
More people have joined the Jacksepticeye religion.
Did we forget about subnautica below zero
I'm not colorblind... But it's damn difficult reading the thumbnail. I see the green and the read. But the outlines are a bit too subtle. After a while I got the sentence but still.
same bro
I’m pretty sure Sean won’t get sick since *he doesn’t leave his house.*
CAN RELATE 😂
You should just go suck a like
You literally know nothing about him other than he films videos inside. That’s just an ignorant thing to say.
@@cringemeister9417 Bruh how do you not get the joke?
Introverts have the advantage nowadays haha
Jacksepticeye: If you can't read this you are colourblind.
Michael Scott: I am Collar Blind.
200 like
209 like
238th like for yee
Jack: it’s meme time. Gather everyone
Everyone: yeah, that’s going to be impossible at the moment
RIEIRIRIEIIRIEU I just saw something very unpretty! I looked in the mirror! RIRIRIRIEIIRIR!!! But I am the cool UA-camr with two hazardously hot girlfriends so it is all good! Thanks for you attention dear leonardo
FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC LEO
/ Vesps /- yes it for sure!!! But not at the moment
@@AxxLAfriku Aaaaand spam
It's gather all your friends, and that's been impossible since the very start..
13:54 - "there's a lesson in life just because you dont like something or you can't have something does not mean you have to beat down something else" - 11:36 lol
What's funny about the "Core Memory" Meme is while everyone does that with the Pee Break moment, for me it was when he celebrated in Cluster Truck and sat on his own balls
Omg yess- it’s the same for me too. ICONIC moment!
Which episode?
@@LumpOfColeYT episode 8
@@LumpOfColeYT go to 18:53 on the Cluster truck eps. 8
Now *THIS* is a core memory 👌👌👌
Jack, while wiggling finger: "Huh? You want this? You want these fingers to go to work?"
Me: ..................Jack please that sounds so wrong
Or very right
It sounds great.
GO FUCK UR SELF BITCH
Halima Shariff jesus christ what did they do?!
Abbey V SHUT THE FUCK UP
"We're not doing Corona memes"
CinnamonToastKen: *has left the chat*
tooat
@@sinkwater8653 I'm visually impaired and don't always catch typos 🤷♂️
that’s my new catchphrase
use the format properly great joke but my ocd ruined it :(
2:06 That's genuinely really fucking hard to read even without colour blindness. Had to stare at it a good few seconds and reeeally concentrate to see it.
I love that the first time im in ireland is also the time St. Patricks day gets shut down
Corona
Haha! Chinese ppl know its bad luck to go to new places during the year of the rat... Oh. Wait
Jack: Is that the bite of 87?!
Me: ok.... ITS THE BITE OF 87
I don't get it
What's so funny about this?
@@Blue_Darkness7 Paddy Fitzpatrick bites peoples skulls. (I dont think it would be funny to you-)
@@slinder1236 I get it bc Chris afton had his frontal lobe bitten of from Fredbear
???
Sean: "people say i'm tiny"
Me: "huh I wonder how tall he is" *googles*
Sean: *is 1,78m*
me:.............WHAT
people from the northern hemisphere are giants and I'm scared
edit: I'm 1,65m (I think that's 5'4?) and that's p average where I live
Wait really? He's only 3cm shorter than me? I expected him to be a lot shorter. Where I live around 1,80m is average for a male I'd say 🤔
no... not really, it really depends on the country
look at me, I'm fucking tiny
Wait ? He is just 1 centimeter taller than me ? So that means....if Jack is small.... I am small ! Fuck.
im a tall dutch guy im 1.87m xDD
I looked it up and he’s 5’9?? Omg I’m 15 and I’m a little taller than him lmao.
The dots with random colour saids "WE MUST RISE AGAINST THE COLOUR BLIND"
Yes it does
Jack: I am pocket sized.
Me smol brain: wait men’s pockets or women’s pockets?
Men's, if he was women's pockets sized he would need a fucking microscope to record himself.
I still don't understand why they make pockets that small, and sometimes they are fake just for looks.
if its womens, he doesnt exist because pockets on women pants dont exist
I think you mean man's pocket size or non-existing
Looolol
Women’s pockets don’t exist
Jack: The virus that should not be named.....My recommended, plague inc .
You should see the"new books" section at my library 😂 it's literally overrun!
Captions: st Patty’s day
Jack: *loads shotgun in Irish*
Hyper Shadow he missed a joke there he could’ve said double D’s
**loads séatgun**
*Loads shotgun in Gaelic*
Tate Hammontree yes
Loads shotgun with irish intent
thanks editor for showing me that colour blind meme cuz im colour blind
Same
“Gather all your friends”
Me dialing up all my different email accounts: OI ITS MEME TIME!!
dont deal with my face, i am ugly
Everyone: *Chilling in quiteness..*
Jacksepticeye when he is not sick anymore: WOOOO WAKE UP EVERYONE DING DING DING!!
quiteness. quietness.
QUIETNESS!!!!****
Jack: DING DING DING TOP OF MORNING!!!!!!
@@j0shmyg0sh90 we get it. They spelt quietness wrong. No need to repeat the word over and over
@@SprayedEdges SHHHHH I'm watching tv okay i'm trying to hear the tv..
The world: In a virus crisis
Jack: *ItS mEmE TiMe*
In the 4 seconds of the Youtooz existential crisis bit, I thought there was a god
I also couldn't breath from the laughter...we don't go there...
Jack: Eh, what can ghosts do? Move my furnature? Ooooh!
Dean Winchester: Yes, but acctually *no*
Yes! A supernatural bud!
Supernatural gang!
Ayy! My guys!
Yusssssss
Yea bois
"We Must Rise Against Color Blind!"
Me: ...
I'm colorblind
Me:...
I didn't see anything beyond ME MUST. My brain just guessed and I saw something that looked like "WE MUST NURSE _______ ___ __________"
@@thatguythatvibes1469 Oh, Im sorry.
You can't be colorblind if you're just regular blind
Me: *laughs evilly in normal colour vision*
Sean: "I can't read this."
Us: "E N E M Y S P O T T E D."
We rise at dawn
ENEMY MUST BE KILLED BY BITING INTO HIS/HER SKULL
Read this and saw your profile pic while play Risk of Rain 2 lmao
Funtime Freddy shhh
@@ricevariety2971 we no tell you
2:06 what it says:(We must rise amongst the color blino!) That's what it says.
Jack: I'm short
Me: and your Irish
Also me: You're a Leprechaun
Jack: "I know people like TTs"
Me: People also love DDs too Jack
For example: Remus Sanders
Nooo noo nope
@Grace Watters Literally the first thing I thought
We love TTs but some of us need them Double Ds
@Grace Watters
You beat me to it.
9:05 “you spelled hjönk wrong. Hjönk is the only way”
Me: *furiously googling how to spell hjönk in sad American noises*
*laughs in not ameracian*
Ahmed Ex1 laughs in what?
You spell it like Hjönk
@@maninham1 *laughs in not american*
Laughs in nokia ÖÖÖÖÖÖÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ
16:17 nobody gonna talk about how he was laughing in rhythm with the song?
Me : *colorblind*
Mu friend : *laughing maniacally about thumbnail*
Me : *hella scared bc she wont tell me what it says*
It being in the video and being able to know what it says... my friend staring at me while watching...
No worries buddy, it’s nothing important.
Annabelle Burke you fool, now they know!
Carma Van Engelen just invert your colours, I’m color blind and it helps
It says we must rise against the colorblind
What dose it say I'm color blind and can't read it!
After a video, all I can see when I hear Jack's voice is a green hedgehog with a four leaf clover in his hand.
Alternative Title: Seán breaks his own heart again about not being able to see the pictures
BRO that pee break WAS a core memory for me! It was when I first started watching the channel I was a little unsure about Jack because he was very intense back then and I was just on the verge of starting to warm up to him and that moment solidified everything. 14 year old me was literally belly laughing for 20 minutes and then Jack came back on and continued playing the game like it was nothing. That moment started it all and now I watch Jack to help me get through anxiety when it starts to flare up as a now 18 year old. Funny how things happen huh?
At 2:00
All the red-green colorblind people: Oh, does it say something?
All the people with normal vision: Wa He Wa He Wa Ho Ho Ho
@Epic Gamer Mmmmhmmm Finding nemo, at the volcano?
I'm not color blind and I had a really hard time reading it.
Rip I’m colorblind and I don’t know what it said
@Epic Gamer Mmmmhmmm the finding nemo scene where they initiate nemo into the tank , chanting as he approaches the bubble volcano
I can't see ANYTHING in the thumbnail. Does it say anything for real? If so, what?
Jack: “Ghost not scary, can only move furniture”
Ghost: *Possesses Potato and throws it in garbage disposal*
Jack: “I regret everything I said”
Ghost used Irish torture, it was very effective!
Why does that rhyme a little 😂
Please tell me my new icon shows up
Jack: "Eh? You want it? You want these fingers to go to work??"
Me: ñø çømméñ†
Ok
Oof
me: *OOOooh* HARDER _daddy_
I immediately went to go check the comments to see if anyone else heard the same thing as soon as he said it. I’m not surprised- the first comment
you see those magic mike fingers goin up your
*COOOOOOOOTER*
please someone get the reference i-
2:03 😂😂😂😂😂 They shall never know. We go at dawn! 😂😂😂😂
Plot twist: Jacksepticeye youtooz is the hitman
lol
**illuminati music plays**
HMMMMMMMM!!!!!
*opening box* hey my jacksepticeye youtooz arrived!
Hitman: *bites my skull open* so has your grave
His code name is jack in a box
25 people: *dislike the video*
Me: My hitman fingers are doing a heckin' tingle
You called? I have an affinity for bashing in heads and getting bashed in the head with pallets
Haha
It's 82 now you better get ready
JJCrazyBlond Girl Wait this is commented a minute ago and it’s now 88..
6 people disliked in ONE MINUTE?
*me cracking my knuckles*
NO
Jack: sooner or later, I will send a hitman after you
My thoughts: wasn't Paddy Fitz Patrick the one that was doing that
2:17
I could tell what it said the whole time. Btw it said we must rise against the color blind!
Jack: You know what that means.
Me: PLease don’t..
Jack: *ITS MEME TIME!*
You copied my comment
Jack: IT'S MEME TIME!
*My computer making it sound like a demon*
My mom: The hell you watchin?
5:01 Does anybody notice how synced they are?
How many times has Jack seen that?
It’s cause they are the same person duh, how didn’t u know
Sean: "you want these fingers to go to work!!??"
My brain: "...hey...guess what"
*"GOD DAMNIT NO"*
Him explaining the difference between St. Paddy’s Day and St. Patty’s day: “It’s St. Patty’s Day! Not St. Patty’s Day. Us: *nervous laughing*
But I knew it was Paddy's day
“I’ll send a hitman to
You”is this a warning or an advertisement
Yep
@mifman you sound excited about that...a-are you ok?
Jack: "Oh my hitman fingers are doing a heckin tingle. I will send someone to your house."
Me: "Please do. I need a friend."
Chad Dschaak i’ll be your friend
Me too
I need a friend too.
Haha same
12:15 does that name sound familiar? 😭. May be rest in peace as his ice castle remained shelteredless by any other polar bear in Minecraft.