I’m always afraid the TSA agent will say, “what’s that behind your ear, son?” Then pull either an m1911 or a desert eagle from behind my ear, then send me to jail
The sad thing is, I’m pretty sure like prisoners or whatever try to smuggle stuff in like that (someone said that who supposedly went to prison for a year idk why)
My guess for the riddle at 11:00 would be that they originally found the same kind of riddle and the word was “Rise” because the ballerina “rises” to her toes, roosters help people “rise” in the morning, cranes lift (I.e. rise) things, and an alarm clock rises. But in order to not directly copy it they put a synonym to rise (the word climb) that made absolutely no sense to the context of the images.
I would probably choose to put it up my ass rather than in my toothpaste bottle... They usually throw those away here whenever you're travelling, unless it's a mini toothpaste 🤣
7 second riddles logic: Jimmy is dying of a heart disease. His dog Kevin likes to bark at the neighboor. Their’s a snail 1000feet from Jimmy. His brother Gerald is visiting. Jimmy died. Who killed him? Right answer: The snail had a magic laser gun so he teleported and killed Jimmy.
@@Skremks Depends on the reasons, I guess. It was better for everyone and their mum that my parents split up because my dad is an asshole but it's different for other couples. My parents were never married though.
Robin Torkar Robin. Robin Torkar, known by his online pseudonym as either Pixlpit or betapixl, is a Swedish UA-camr who is Jacksepticeye's editor and close friend.
Jack: "Nobody who is single cleans! The people in a relationship clean because they dont want there partner to see how much of a slob they are!!!" Me: *feels very called out*
Honestly growing up in the bad part of town with a majority of me friends being black and labeled as "getto" the "wake up dead" this is so normal in my dialect I didnt think it was odd till I watched the video again and saw the comments lmao
This is so funny. I thought Jack calling the soap bar a clam was hilarious but I lost it when he did the bit about the stiletto on the dashboard and then said they have basketballs in New York. I’m still laughing about that last one.
@@nakulaman you know what...I don't remember commenting this. Must've been my younger cousin lol. She has a tendency to get on my UA-cam and say random stuff. 🤣
@@nakulaman yes it does. more intelligent people make mistakes like these often, as well as have inevitably ugly handwriting because their brains think so far ahead compared to the average person. they can mess up sentences, typing and handwriting and often don't even notice
I think to explain the "climb" riddle, this is a game of Crashbox's Think Tank. The goal of the game is to find out what word they all have in common with. For example: Q: What do these objects have in common? A piece of ham A cigarette A gang traitor A: they're all things you smoke. You can smoke ham You can smoke a cigarette And the gang traitor? Smoke em.
I don't think they realize that just because you're relaxed, that doesn't mean you can't have a boner. The reason guys get boners is because of a certain muscle relaxing. That's why guys can just be zoning out in math and then BAM! Boner.
and if anyone is wondering why they're on different benches the answer is social distancing, and they are not breaking quarantine by going to the park they set up a sandbox in their back yard because they're good dads.
When Jack gets a right answer: *Starts to gloat about how wrinkle brained he is* When Jack gets a wrong answer: *Defends himself with realistic logic against the riddle’s answer*
To be fair, they have a lot of riddles where the answer is complete bs. They are either based on assumptions, prejudices or subjective opinions. I remember one riddle about a burglary. It was a building with 3 apartments and they questioned each tennant. The solution was that one of the tennants was actually the burglar. Everything okay so far. Then it got weird. The burglar was a ginger woman. How did they know that she wasn't the tennant? There was a red dress draped over a chair in the background and "no woman with red hair would ever wear red".
@@Avellania Okay, you totally got me there. I was going to say that since you only get 7 seconds the answers, by necessity, can't be too complex and must sometimes just have the most likely suspect be guilty. That one, though, would have pissed me off. Screw all the ones with "comments" as the "answer." The majority of them seem to be "we don't have any idea, so we'll just ask the viewers to come up with an answer for us."
@@kyuubinaruto17 I have the theory that all the "comments" riddles simply don't have an answer. Or at least not a definite one. They are either so vague that you have no idea or there are so many weird details that there are several possible solutions.It's just a trick to get a lot of comments under the video.
6:47 I know why he said push. He realised she was crazy, and so when she went to push him, he would have stepped aside and she would have went over. Getting rid of a crazy bitch, even though she was his wife. It had to be done.
Imagine this: Your an innocent person who needs to fly out to certain countries often The guards always suspect drugs but never find any Then they ask a new detective to investigate They arrest you because you don't have a toothbrush All the while you lost yours and were going to buy it after the trip
Honestly, I like using one type of toothpaste, but I get very grossed out by using the same toothbrush for more than a week. I could easily pack toothpaste, and just think "I'll just by a new toothbrush on the way" 😂 Imagine them stopping me "Oh nonono it's not a drugs in the toothpaste, i just find toothbrushes gross", don't know what they would see as most unlikely 🤣
"He married you, and you ask him to prove his love to you?? Is that divorce bells i hear" 😂 More like a register dinging with a deposit of a life insurance policy lol
Robin Torkar Robin. Robin Torkar, known by his online pseudonym as either Pixlpit or betapixl, is a Swedish UA-camr who is Jacksepticeye's editor and close friend.
Huge wrinkle brain's only can like this video
Imagine jacksepticeye liking your comment 😌
Big BRAIN
ayy gang gang
Jack try ted Ed riddles if your real big wrinkle brain
@@joemomma6350 what a glory day that would be
honestly, when i go through security of any kind i think “what if i accidentally have a gun”
O no
Big oopsie!
I once toke a toy gun whit me in a plane they asked why I had it........i said '2 play whit it' then they saw it was a toy
I’m always afraid the TSA agent will say, “what’s that behind your ear, son?” Then pull either an m1911 or a desert eagle from behind my ear, then send me to jail
I can't laugh because that actually happened to my aunt.
Therapist: What do you do when your wife tells you to jump off a cliff?
Guy: ... *y e e t*
Therpist: NO
"A child."
"NO!"
@@madeinhell5100 XD
THERPIST😂
I'm not correcting you this miss spelling just made me laugh so thank u
Withered Bonnie me too
@@arihanson3153 Oh shoot I didn't even notice that XD
Riddle: "Security searched all over the man for the drugs, but they never find them."
jacksepticeye: "'T H E Y ' R E U P H I S A S S."
U P H I S A S S -
Rick Sanchez approves
person wanting to use his toothpaste
"this taste good"
*A S S C H E E K S*
The sad thing is, I’m pretty sure like prisoners or whatever try to smuggle stuff in like that (someone said that who supposedly went to prison for a year idk why)
My guess for the riddle at 11:00 would be that they originally found the same kind of riddle and the word was “Rise” because the ballerina “rises” to her toes, roosters help people “rise” in the morning, cranes lift (I.e. rise) things, and an alarm clock rises.
But in order to not directly copy it they put a synonym to rise (the word climb) that made absolutely no sense to the context of the images.
Riddle: “Security searched all over the man for drugs, but they neve-“
Jack: “A S S”
Lmao I love this comment🤣
Ass
jackass
@@atoozsvathberenyi760 Jackassticeye
Awokwkowko
“Dude this popcorn is bomb”, “yeah its great”, “no literally its a bomb!”
"Yeah.... It's great.." 🌚
Grammatically doesn't make sense.
@@Realityoftenhurts shut.
bombcorn
I see dynamite in his popcorn
“The nurse found Jim stabbed to death “
Connor: 28 StAb WoUnDs
rA9
TWENTY-EIGHT STAB WOUNDS
Level of streets 99%
xD
Jeff Spaghetti OH MY GOD 😂😂
Jack: There's someone under the bed.
Also Jack: Edward Cullen what are you doing under there?
Had me laughing my ass off.
Jack: the drugs are up his arse
7-second riddle: No they were in his toothpaste-
Jack: The toothpaste was up his arse
I would probably choose to put it up my ass rather than in my toothpaste bottle... They usually throw those away here whenever you're travelling, unless it's a mini toothpaste 🤣
@@cassieesmee8005 first of all, ew. Second of all...
I'd do the same.
@@farr2600 XD
@@farr2600 hmm delicious
P O O P A S T E
"Will you jump for me?"
"Divorce."
“He’s gone way inside.”
Oh how I love 7-second riddles and their way with words
T H E Y R E U P H I S A S S.
Did you know, they are run by the same company as 5 minute crafts.
@@Banter07 I mean I'd assume so...
@@TheUnderscore_ lol same
„Do you want to be the *newly-dead* couple?”
Good one 😂
They thought Gerald was cheating, but he actually just looks real fine in six inch platforms.
XD
He really makes those high heels work *cue Brendon Urie dancing*
@@cooper_ae He's not as think as you drunk he is
I read that as Geralt and now I'm just picture the Witcher in platforms 😂
@@alexisoelberg7448 Toss a dollar bill to your Witcher
"Either die of poison, *die of death,* or go through the door."
~jacksepticeye, 2020
Ahahahahhahahahah
The mayans didnt have pyramids thousands of yes ago they built them in the 15th century
Plus if the mushrooms are poisonous, the simple solution is to just not eat them.
I think fall damage is more appropriate
Aight ima go die of death now
“So you either die by poison, die by death or go through a door.”
-Jack, 2020
I would like a die by death please
You only die by poison if you ingest it though...
@@welcome2myhappyworld oh wait a minute-
@Stick i could be wrong, but wouldn't then be a toxin instead of a poison, or am i just not smart
@Stick fair enough
Jack: likes riddles and is good at them, claims to have never failed one
Also Jack: likes green
The riddler:……
You might be onto something...
Petition for Jack to play the Riddler in the next Batman movie.
@@yukikitsune7366 signed
He could totally voice act it
I like the Diddler more tbh.
Jack: “either die of poison, die of death, or go through the door.”
Me: “ahh yes a true big brain.”
ah yes, dying because of death...
jack 2020
Your mom
I thought wait rust
7 second riddles logic:
Jimmy is dying of a heart disease. His dog Kevin likes to bark at the neighboor. Their’s a snail 1000feet from Jimmy. His brother Gerald is visiting. Jimmy died. Who killed him?
Right answer: The snail had a magic laser gun so he teleported and killed Jimmy.
It's sad that you're not wrong
alternate answer his neighbour because his dog wouldnt shut the fuck up
because what else do u do when a dog is baking at you
Lmao 😂
It’s like really really sad that you aren’t wrong
Doctor: "I was talking to a patient"
My brain: Imagines Doctor saying, "How do you like being stabbed, Jim?" as he stabs him.
doctor: *proceeds to stab*
*28 stab wounds!*
*"you are a saucy boy, doctor"*
*"What you jim?"*
[He stabs him]
R.I.P Jim 😩
@@toomuchtime4896
Y O U D I D T W A N T T O L E A V E H I M A C H A N C E H U H ?
2:21 i love how dedicated jack is to “their up his ass” 😂😂😂
Go back to preschool and learn the difference between their/they're
@@themug406 let me guess, you’re going to be bitchy about the fact they didn’t use proper punctuation too?🙄😂
“That’s not a riddle. That’s a preference.”
Me: “You must be new here”
I saw 7 second riddles and got sad
"He turned around, He said his last word"
"A P P L E S"
Yes
I think you mean "I like trains"
Annulment!
suddenly, pineapples
@@Monarch_Souls meme died 12 years ago
Can you imagine your significant other telling you to jump off a cliff and you just spin around and say "Divorce."
Divorce heheheee
@deadpool 1234567890 sorry bro
No dislikes
OK, I'm now genuinely curious, would the word victim be right?
@@Skremks Depends on the reasons, I guess. It was better for everyone and their mum that my parents split up because my dad is an asshole but it's different for other couples. My parents were never married though.
Jack: “I have a very wrinkly brain”
Also Jack: gags on his glasses
Jack: I’ve got big brain
Jack: *reads trapped as tarpped*
Emily Hutton HAHAHAHAHAHA I LITERALLY DIED
AHA POOR
Robin Torkar
Robin. Robin Torkar, known by his online pseudonym as either Pixlpit or betapixl, is a Swedish UA-camr who is Jacksepticeye's editor and close friend.
oh shit i didnt see this before commenting, sorry!
🤣🤣🤣
“What did the man say when his wife told him to jump off the waterfall” I’m not even kidding, my first thought was “yeet”
Same
me to buddy, me to
Fucking CRINGE, but I can say that because Dr saying that I am too
me too lol
*Y E E T*
Jack: "Nobody who is single cleans! The people in a relationship clean because they dont want there partner to see how much of a slob they are!!!"
Me: *feels very called out*
narwalace saaaaaaaame
Ssssaaaaammmeee
me too
Me, a selfromantic: There is a third option, Jack...
Jack: have you ever been one of those people with no drugs on you
Me: no
Wait what
"Suddenly, the door behind you closes and you are tarped."
“OH NO! I’M A TARP”
“Tsk tsk tsk... you have fallen into my *tarp.* “
SOMEONE HELP ME IME TARPED HEEEELPEIKDHKDGDJRFJDMRJDNHDHDUISKSJMMGEKWFWNIDGD
Defeat the monster with the beartarp
I’m wheezing at this comment and replies
“I don’t know if you’ve noticed but you’ve fallen right into my tarp”
“Boom, terrorist” great choice of words Sean 👀
He's big wrinkly brain boy, he obviously knows what's he's doing, you smol smooth brain dum dum.
@@hiimapop7755 I blend my brain so it's smooth.
Chunky brain
True owo
Ha! These simpletons with their wrinkly brains, I am the almighty one with NO BRAIN!
Whenever I'm sad I come back and rewatch this video because it always makes me cry laughing how he says "I'm smarty" with his grin at 12:06
No one gonna talk about how the hospital guy “wakes up dead”
Yeah! I immediately went to the comments and no one mentioned it. Smoothbrainers smh
That reminded me of Scary Movie paradox scenes
me every morning :)
This one really got me
Honestly growing up in the bad part of town with a majority of me friends being black and labeled as "getto" the "wake up dead" this is so normal in my dialect I didnt think it was odd till I watched the video again and saw the comments lmao
Jack: My brain is big brain
Also Jack: ITS UP HIS ARSE
Lol
I liked your comment
Me googo
Ok
larry lawton intensifies
Jack/Sean: My brain... So large, so wrinkled.
Also Jack/Sean: It's secret dad number C!
*Number* C
*LETTER* 3
*NUMBER* C
you're simply too small brain to understand words from large wrinkly brain jack
I didnt even notice that
@@steelpump100 exactly
Hey don’t forgot “and then one minute you wake up dead”
14:00 "yeah guys im into this, aawh solving murders has never been so lit"
LOL I LAUGHED SO HARD
Jack, to wear glasses you technically have to fail a test.
Sunglasses
@@ovoid_ovvie you fail the test of being a baller and just staring at the sun to wear sunglasses
@@projectretro8243 um what
@@ovoid_ovvie Wait you never stared into the sun to get glasses?
@@LittleJP34 you'd have to do it for too long for your instincts to allow you to.
Others:-
"I am smart"
"I am intelligent"
"I am clever"
"I am quick witted"
Jack:-
MY BRAIN IS WRINKLED
Me: i smort
People who say that they are smart usually aren’t. It’s called the Dunning-Kruger effect.
My brain rich of bigness
My brain is load of bleach
Because of r34
I'm sad I read I am a smart I hate myself
Jack: “I’m very wrinkle in my brain.”
Also jack: “Number C”
Yo you watch seán and poof!? Epic!!!
@@melancholi seán*
@@onyx_prty : you may have outsmarted him, but i outsmarted your outsmarting
@@melancholi
he doesn't mind being called sean OR jack. why do so many people make this mistake?
umbrella fella doesn't like nutella Why are you criticising a joke?
15:00 I thought 4 was gonna be "Granny's got arthritis"
“The toothpaste because he never carries a toothbrush”
Me : He was also carrying a razor and had no shaving cream so what’s your point
Tim Stolper he used the toothpaste as his shaving cream lmao
Maybe he’s a masochist
They’re practically saying “if you don’t have a basketball hoop why u have basketball?🤨”
@@annukindaswag nah, more like they carry the ring everywhere, but they never carry the ball
hwhw Akra oh sh*t whoever did that they fuck*n smooth brain
jack: solving murders has never been so lit!
conner: I feel.... betrayed
Pressure Levels - 100%
Blend in with the humans.
28 STAB WOUNDS
connor was crying
9:20 “die of death”
Ah yes, death was caused by death
Autopsy Report
Name: John Doe
Sex: Male
Cause of Death: Death
2 dead found dead
HMM YES THE FLOOR HERE IS MADE OUT OF FLOOR
People die when they are killed, y'know
Lifen't
This is so funny. I thought Jack calling the soap bar a clam was hilarious but I lost it when he did the bit about the stiletto on the dashboard and then said they have basketballs in New York. I’m still laughing about that last one.
Oh, so it's soap
I thought it was a makeup thingy.
Honestly, I think those "riddles" lowered my intelligence.
Every second i spent watching those things was killing my braincells
Same bruh
Agreed
True lol
my brain is now smooth, like raw chicken breast
Sean: "I don't trust anyone who can make tea in the dark."
Me at 2am making tea: "Um...." *chucks teacup*
I love how you didn't say chugs tea, you said chugs teacup. you consume the cup as well to hide the evidence.
@@dakotawarrior9293 Haha this made me laugh :)
U drink tea at 2 a.m? Ooohh
YOU KILLED HIM *DUN DUN DUUUUUNNN*
“My brain is so large, my brain is so big, my brain so wrinkled in here”
Jack, don’t lie to us. As we all know, your brain is a potato.
Whoever doesn’t sub to me are simps can I get 100 Subs
@@sayeed1413 no
@SAYEED Simp.
No he is the spud
a big, smart, wrinkly potato
Jack: My brain is wrinkled, Big brain time.
Also Jack: My Brain has never worked a day in it's life
Jack: I'm so wrinkle brain
Also Jack: *reads trapped as tarped*
Isn't it common for intelligent people to do that since their brain works faster
@@marshallkili7774 that's not what being intelligent means
@@nakulaman you know what...I don't remember commenting this. Must've been my younger cousin lol. She has a tendency to get on my UA-cam and say random stuff. 🤣
@@nakulaman yes it does. more intelligent people make mistakes like these often, as well as have inevitably ugly handwriting because their brains think so far ahead compared to the average person. they can mess up sentences, typing and handwriting and often don't even notice
@@marshallkili7774 your younger cousin is knowledgeable
“Do you wanna be the newly dead couple?”
OML I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks
Alpha Maia I came to the comments just to see if anyone wrote this here 😂😂 newlyweds? How about newly deads
The Divorce got me again
He sounded so happy when he sang “don’t be stinky”
Time stamp
Time stamp
11:58 is the time stamp
@@jovanaburza yed
@@jovanaburza ty
I think to explain the "climb" riddle, this is a game of Crashbox's Think Tank. The goal of the game is to find out what word they all have in common with. For example:
Q: What do these objects have in common?
A piece of ham
A cigarette
A gang traitor
A: they're all things you smoke.
You can smoke ham
You can smoke a cigarette
And the gang traitor? Smoke em.
5:58 "Do you want to be the newly DEAD couple?"
*that made me laugh so hard, my eyes are sweating*
Turd
I guess getting married isn’t considered a proof of your love anymore
Well, with all that infidelity, I don't blame her mistrust
Welcome to current year, Population: everyone
Sadly it really isn't anymore
...... Wait, what about the people who married for money???
Nah just tax breaks
Jack: only big wrinkly brains allowed
Proceeds to read trapped as tarped
That's a good catch! Lmao 😄
14:24 I think you can talk to someone in the dark, even though you can’t see them you can still talk 😂😂
“I think it’s corn cob lady.”
Me: Yeah, I agree, corn cob lady kinda sus.
Corn cob lady was not an imposter
1 imposter remains
Idk, corn cob lady using her liar voice
Lol among us
69 likes, good job
ngl corn kinda sus ngl
Jack: “my brain is so big!” Also jack: “I don’t think my brain has worked a day in its entire life”
13:40
It's so big that it knows all. It does not need to work.
it's so big that it doesn't need to work
8:57
I literally just wrote the same comment plz don’t think I stole
jack: "people with glasses are smarter"
me *looks at all the classes i'm failing*
gaming Hawk moi aussi
@@wolflordchaos Mitä vittua
you cant fail them if you cant see them-
I have a friend who wears glasses, forgets them half the time, and is a complete dumbass
Maybe they are broken. Try different glasses.
Jack. You’re fucking hilarious. Thank you.
Absolutely nobody:
7 second riddles: *he’s got his legs crossed. He’s gone w a y inside*
I don't think they realize that just because you're relaxed, that doesn't mean you can't have a boner. The reason guys get boners is because of a certain muscle relaxing. That's why guys can just be zoning out in math and then BAM! Boner.
@@thevoodooman1609 what, no one mentioned boner anywhere
@@thevoodooman1609 Nobody.. Said it is a boner... Are you.. Okay?
TheVoodooman1 😂😂😂
Way inside...?
W a y inside......
*OH GOD NO*
TedEd riddles actually SLAP they’re really hard too. Like borderline “I need a pad of paper and half an hour to solve this”
Yes but most of them now are dumb math problems
NateStorm12 but the old ones, man those were iconic
@@lindabcarpentersings Correct
13:39 ” One second you’re lying alone in a hospital bed, power goes out, the next minute _you_ _wake_ _up_ _dead_ ”
Hold up you cant wake up dead
Scott and Jude Grimley r/woooosh
Yea when I heard him say that, I-
Djema4281 Ffjthdncrrt55 It’s not a woooshable thing, cmon mate I don’t think you understood this comment
God, I hate it when that happens..
I’d love to see Sean do a reaction to Riddle Me This! Or better yet some of the TedEd riddles, they are fun. 😄
TedEd is just math lol
@@PalisadePerytonThey have logic riddles as well
“You wake up dead” Best line of all time.
your a GhOsT thats how
nurse: makes tea
power: goes out
nurse: drinks tea she made bc why waste it
jack: she killed a man!
🤣
Jack: you can't make tea in the dark!
Gas stoves: :-(
it was a cleaning lady
iced tea: am i a joke to you
“Okay. Incredibly dangerous. Do you wanna be the newly dead couple?”
That killed me😂.
For real😂
I laughed way harder than I should've
Jack: you can't see my brain cuz your brain tiny. Your brain stinky small.
Me casually solving a Rubik's cube
“Who’s the kid’s father”
Sean: neither
Me: both, they're a gay couple and adopted the kid.
and if anyone is wondering why they're on different benches the answer is social distancing, and they are not breaking quarantine by going to the park they set up a sandbox in their back yard because they're good dads.
@@adammiller5207 *they're
Nice
I see, you're a man of culture as well (no, I don't read Yaoi)
👏👏
Jack: "so you either die of poison or die of death"
Yup, analytical brain at work there.
Huge wrinkle
I mean... he's technically not wrong
Jack: Person with a corn on the cob.
Me: That is true but there is a literally lady in the jumper with dynamite in her popcorn.
When Jack gets a right answer: *Starts to gloat about how wrinkle brained he is*
When Jack gets a wrong answer: *Defends himself with realistic logic against the riddle’s answer*
To be fair, they have a lot of riddles where the answer is complete bs. They are either based on assumptions, prejudices or subjective opinions. I remember one riddle about a burglary. It was a building with 3 apartments and they questioned each tennant. The solution was that one of the tennants was actually the burglar. Everything okay so far. Then it got weird. The burglar was a ginger woman. How did they know that she wasn't the tennant? There was a red dress draped over a chair in the background and "no woman with red hair would ever wear red".
Fair
@@Avellania The mental gymnastics required for that last statement. ._.
@@Avellania Okay, you totally got me there. I was going to say that since you only get 7 seconds the answers, by necessity, can't be too complex and must sometimes just have the most likely suspect be guilty. That one, though, would have pissed me off. Screw all the ones with "comments" as the "answer." The majority of them seem to be "we don't have any idea, so we'll just ask the viewers to come up with an answer for us."
@@kyuubinaruto17 I have the theory that all the "comments" riddles simply don't have an answer. Or at least not a definite one. They are either so vague that you have no idea or there are so many weird details that there are several possible solutions.It's just a trick to get a lot of comments under the video.
“who stabbed Jim?”
Seán: the cleaning lady!!
me: Tom Nook.
WHERE'S MY BELLS JIM? YOU WANNA KEEP YOUR KNEECAPS.
I think you mean Shari she was the one who buried a body
Sam the being it was a team effort
I think a brain damage killed Jim
Toom Nok.
6:47
I know why he said push.
He realised she was crazy, and so when she went to push him, he would have stepped aside and she would have went over.
Getting rid of a crazy bitch, even though she was his wife.
It had to be done.
Now I assume that u have an incredibly large wrinkled brain..
I concur
and that's the story of ☆life☆
big brain
*l o r e*
Says he’s smart, a second later says the words id never thought id hear “A minute later you wake up dead”
“The tube of toothpaste”
“That was up his ***”
*Toothbrushes intensify*
electric toothbrushes
wat
Comments: "Coat guy is terrorist!"
Me: "Its' Shari, the Devil!"
No tom nooks the devil Shari just works for him
uwu
I was thinking it was coat guy just because he could easily hide a bomb in his jacket lmao
@Christopher Acety What If It's Tom Nook Who Is Wearing That Coat?
I wanna like this comment, but at the time of me seing it, you have 420 likes
Imagine this:
Your an innocent person who needs to fly out to certain countries often
The guards always suspect drugs but never find any
Then they ask a new detective to investigate
They arrest you because you don't have a toothbrush
All the while you lost yours and were going to buy it after the trip
**sad noises**
Sad life
@james l ? In the toothpaste
A good detective would empty out the toothpaste and then if there were no drugs, buy him the exact same toothpaste
Honestly, I like using one type of toothpaste, but I get very grossed out by using the same toothbrush for more than a week. I could easily pack toothpaste, and just think "I'll just by a new toothbrush on the way" 😂 Imagine them stopping me "Oh nonono it's not a drugs in the toothpaste, i just find toothbrushes gross", don't know what they would see as most unlikely 🤣
it's either the corn on the cob lady or the guy with a whole wine bottle in his bag
“One second your lying alone in a hospital bed, power goes out, you wake up dead”- Jacksepticeye 2020
Ah yes waking up dead
“I rather thought I would wake up dead...or not wake up at all, as the case may be.”
If you get this, you get it and you’re an OG
EyeAr WeeTawTed lmaooo yesss
“It’s secret dad NUMBER C!”
-SEÁN 2020.
Mama Mia here we go again
"He married you, and you ask him to prove his love to you?? Is that divorce bells i hear" 😂 More like a register dinging with a deposit of a life insurance policy lol
For the amount of times he rang his bell in this video I was surprised he didn't when he said divorce bells.
More like the world ringing bnb in his ear for a restraining order
K l i-
@@Moshyman she asked him to jump off a cliff. That screams insurance scam 😂
Honestly for the toothpaste one my reason for guessing was that they always take it out of your bag and examine it when at the TSA
Airport security: do you have any fruits or vegetables?
Jack: COcAinE! ALL UP IN ME!
I GOT WEED UP ME ARSE HOLE
@@jeezbeezbeezwax8101 thank you for making me laugh
"the suspect never carries a tootbrush"
bold of you to assume that he doesn't use his fingers to brush his teeth
No pe if he uses his fingers to brush his teeth he shouldn’t be trusted
Or something else....
Adrean Goul exactly
Bolf of you to assume that he uses his fingers to brush his teeth and doesn't squirt the toothpaste directly into his mouth
This should’ve been called “how to catch a cheater with jacksepticeye”
jim gonzales:
jackseptieye:no jim anybody but jim!
7:29
7 second riddles: "Which ones the father"
Me, an intellectual: Actually they're both the dads, they just don't believe in premarital eye contact
i actually agree i mean will he be a bad father IF he was a father
I just thought the other person was a woman.
NEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRD!!!
@@SithBunny1 same
WRONG
Heheheehe
Sean: "You wake up dead"
Am I the only one who questioned that sentence???
I did too
Yes.
Have you never seen scary movie 3?
If not that’s your homework assignment.
Nope i did
You can't wake up if your dead
@@randomcrapipost.forfun.iam8826 isn’t that just a zombie
"He cant be the father. He is on his phone"
*me watching jacksepticeye on my phone with my one year old
Me "damn"
well I mean don't blame me you heard it from jack first but I'm afraid your wife (or husband I dunno just assuming) cheated on you
well i'm sorry sir, but you aren't a father anymore. how dare you be on your phone. heathen.
U know what they say a post a day keeps the child care bills away
@@milotheservant7266 OH MY-
I am also wrinkle brain.
Actually it’s a bit ironic that people say glasses make you smatter even though you need to fail a test to get them.
“He can’t hold a gun”
Left handed people: am I a joke to you
Thank you
Yes you are.
I like being left handed , I also use my right hand as well sometimes
@@osinghost5040 same
I dont think you can properly shoot a gun with one hand. The recoil would throw off the aim and possibly hurt anything directly behind the gun
13:40
Jack: "Next minute, you wake up dead"
How-
How do you wake up dead-
@@joelcadena1552 what do you mean. All you do is wake up. wait...
Lmao I was about to comment that
Lmao I was about to comment that.
deadn’t
My favorite riddles are the ones that are like “Jim’s favorite color is red. Kyle’s favorite color is blue. How big is the sun?”
The sun is size purple
Sounds like school...
@@aquasiox 100 points
@@alc7773 exactly lmao. Every test has at least one of these questions.
"People who wear glasses are way smarter than everybody else"
Me who wears glasses : Fails every single riddle the video gave me
"He told her just one word..."
*ad plays*
*ad buffers*
WHAT WAS THE WORD
Apples
You know you can just go back because the add doesn’t play 2 right?
*apples*
Sniper: Apples
Jack, she said she was HAVING tea. The tea is already prepared and she's just drinking it at the power out.
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
But the power was out for a few hours, she couldn't have tea for like 2 hours
"All wrinkle, no stinkle." -Jacksepticeye, 2020.
yes
yes
Yes.
Robin Torkar
Robin. Robin Torkar, known by his online pseudonym as either Pixlpit or betapixl, is a Swedish UA-camr who is Jacksepticeye's editor and close friend.
1:18 we need to force 7 second riddles to add jack's singing over their intro.
Jack: "I've never failed a riddle in my life."
Us: Get ready for some BS
Did you remember your double seeing glasses
Yeaaah, the 7 seconds riddle channel bites, it feels like it's a bootleg riddle collection made from a third rate game company.
linkeffect82 that’s the best description I’ve heard of