ARE YOU SMART ENOUGH TO SOLVE THESE RIDDLES?

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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 роки тому +28579

    Huge wrinkle brain's only can like this video

    • @joemomma6350
      @joemomma6350 4 роки тому +245

      Imagine jacksepticeye liking your comment 😌

    • @dimplesramirez1173
      @dimplesramirez1173 4 роки тому +56

      Big BRAIN

    • @shabinmahir
      @shabinmahir 4 роки тому +29

      ayy gang gang

    • @AgentBurgo
      @AgentBurgo 4 роки тому +33

      Jack try ted Ed riddles if your real big wrinkle brain

    • @Rishya_is_sleepy
      @Rishya_is_sleepy 4 роки тому +26

      @@joemomma6350 what a glory day that would be

  • @tamozsenpai7896
    @tamozsenpai7896 3 роки тому +8349

    honestly, when i go through security of any kind i think “what if i accidentally have a gun”

    • @aarondixon1589
      @aarondixon1589 3 роки тому +55

      O no

    • @comedicsociopathy
      @comedicsociopathy 3 роки тому +84

      Big oopsie!

    • @nielspool9193
      @nielspool9193 3 роки тому +166

      I once toke a toy gun whit me in a plane they asked why I had it........i said '2 play whit it' then they saw it was a toy

    • @couchfrenchfry6132
      @couchfrenchfry6132 3 роки тому +368

      I’m always afraid the TSA agent will say, “what’s that behind your ear, son?” Then pull either an m1911 or a desert eagle from behind my ear, then send me to jail

    • @RandomLoverOfNoodles
      @RandomLoverOfNoodles 3 роки тому +81

      I can't laugh because that actually happened to my aunt.

  • @demonicfoxx1169
    @demonicfoxx1169 4 роки тому +17375

    Therapist: What do you do when your wife tells you to jump off a cliff?
    Guy: ... *y e e t*
    Therpist: NO

    • @madeinhell5100
      @madeinhell5100 4 роки тому +677

      "A child."
      "NO!"

    • @demonicfoxx1169
      @demonicfoxx1169 4 роки тому +80

      @@madeinhell5100 XD

    • @arihanson3153
      @arihanson3153 4 роки тому +136

      THERPIST😂
      I'm not correcting you this miss spelling just made me laugh so thank u

    • @alexiss.2111
      @alexiss.2111 4 роки тому +20

      Withered Bonnie me too

    • @demonicfoxx1169
      @demonicfoxx1169 4 роки тому +43

      @@arihanson3153 Oh shoot I didn't even notice that XD

  • @elonthenormalside9994
    @elonthenormalside9994 4 роки тому +8465

    Riddle: "Security searched all over the man for the drugs, but they never find them."
    jacksepticeye: "'T H E Y ' R E U P H I S A S S."

    • @candlewicke5769
      @candlewicke5769 4 роки тому +116

      U P H I S A S S -

    • @HazemKarim
      @HazemKarim 4 роки тому +77

      Rick Sanchez approves

    • @volocerpator4955
      @volocerpator4955 4 роки тому +72

      person wanting to use his toothpaste
      "this taste good"

    • @tempzsttwo9858
      @tempzsttwo9858 4 роки тому +27

      *A S S C H E E K S*

    • @shaggiel3099
      @shaggiel3099 4 роки тому +17

      The sad thing is, I’m pretty sure like prisoners or whatever try to smuggle stuff in like that (someone said that who supposedly went to prison for a year idk why)

  • @SimplyVibin17
    @SimplyVibin17 Рік тому +77

    My guess for the riddle at 11:00 would be that they originally found the same kind of riddle and the word was “Rise” because the ballerina “rises” to her toes, roosters help people “rise” in the morning, cranes lift (I.e. rise) things, and an alarm clock rises.
    But in order to not directly copy it they put a synonym to rise (the word climb) that made absolutely no sense to the context of the images.

  • @havoclights9673
    @havoclights9673 4 роки тому +4184

    Riddle: “Security searched all over the man for drugs, but they neve-“
    Jack: “A S S”

  • @metricarrow7838
    @metricarrow7838 3 роки тому +2571

    “Dude this popcorn is bomb”, “yeah its great”, “no literally its a bomb!”

  • @hhhhhhhhhhh18386
    @hhhhhhhhhhh18386 4 роки тому +3186

    “The nurse found Jim stabbed to death “
    Connor: 28 StAb WoUnDs

  • @krystalcanfield3553
    @krystalcanfield3553 2 роки тому +177

    Jack: There's someone under the bed.
    Also Jack: Edward Cullen what are you doing under there?
    Had me laughing my ass off.

  • @Jamie-ko6ux
    @Jamie-ko6ux 3 роки тому +1444

    Jack: the drugs are up his arse
    7-second riddle: No they were in his toothpaste-
    Jack: The toothpaste was up his arse

    • @cassieesmee8005
      @cassieesmee8005 3 роки тому +20

      I would probably choose to put it up my ass rather than in my toothpaste bottle... They usually throw those away here whenever you're travelling, unless it's a mini toothpaste 🤣

    • @farr2600
      @farr2600 3 роки тому +22

      @@cassieesmee8005 first of all, ew. Second of all...
      I'd do the same.

    • @iris8840
      @iris8840 3 роки тому +1

      @@farr2600 XD

    • @ismaelrios2286
      @ismaelrios2286 3 роки тому +1

      @@farr2600 hmm delicious

    • @robertbanachowski1546
      @robertbanachowski1546 3 роки тому +4

      P O O P A S T E

  • @youranimeguy1278
    @youranimeguy1278 4 роки тому +389

    "Will you jump for me?"
    "Divorce."

  • @noodlesandsprite7052
    @noodlesandsprite7052 3 роки тому +704

    “He’s gone way inside.”
    Oh how I love 7-second riddles and their way with words

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg 3 роки тому +28

      T H E Y R E U P H I S A S S.

    • @Banter07
      @Banter07 3 роки тому +22

      Did you know, they are run by the same company as 5 minute crafts.

    • @TheUnderscore_
      @TheUnderscore_ 3 роки тому +16

      @@Banter07 I mean I'd assume so...

    • @ok-uq6in
      @ok-uq6in 3 роки тому +3

      @@TheUnderscore_ lol same

  • @cookiegyu
    @cookiegyu 2 роки тому +87

    „Do you want to be the *newly-dead* couple?”
    Good one 😂

  • @definitelynotalizard
    @definitelynotalizard 4 роки тому +812

    They thought Gerald was cheating, but he actually just looks real fine in six inch platforms.

    • @cozmicmic
      @cozmicmic 4 роки тому +7

      XD

    • @cooper_ae
      @cooper_ae 4 роки тому +27

      He really makes those high heels work *cue Brendon Urie dancing*

    • @definitelynotalizard
      @definitelynotalizard 4 роки тому +22

      @@cooper_ae He's not as think as you drunk he is

    • @alexisoelberg7448
      @alexisoelberg7448 4 роки тому +14

      I read that as Geralt and now I'm just picture the Witcher in platforms 😂

    • @definitelynotalizard
      @definitelynotalizard 4 роки тому +10

      @@alexisoelberg7448 Toss a dollar bill to your Witcher

  • @dearil8007
    @dearil8007 4 роки тому +594

    "Either die of poison, *die of death,* or go through the door."
    ~jacksepticeye, 2020

    • @tanlumarikruger9476
      @tanlumarikruger9476 4 роки тому +3

      Ahahahahhahahahah

    • @rexbethechicken5320
      @rexbethechicken5320 4 роки тому +8

      The mayans didnt have pyramids thousands of yes ago they built them in the 15th century

    • @Starhawke_Gaming
      @Starhawke_Gaming 4 роки тому +6

      Plus if the mushrooms are poisonous, the simple solution is to just not eat them.

    • @dearil8007
      @dearil8007 4 роки тому +1

      I think fall damage is more appropriate

    • @toruhagakure7070
      @toruhagakure7070 4 роки тому +4

      Aight ima go die of death now

  • @moremorerie54
    @moremorerie54 3 роки тому +2694

    “So you either die by poison, die by death or go through a door.”
    -Jack, 2020

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 3 роки тому +82

      I would like a die by death please

    • @welcome2myhappyworld
      @welcome2myhappyworld 3 роки тому +11

      You only die by poison if you ingest it though...

    • @moremorerie54
      @moremorerie54 3 роки тому +1

      @@welcome2myhappyworld oh wait a minute-

    • @jayneparker1782
      @jayneparker1782 3 роки тому +1

      @Stick i could be wrong, but wouldn't then be a toxin instead of a poison, or am i just not smart

    • @jayneparker1782
      @jayneparker1782 3 роки тому

      @Stick fair enough

  • @rayganadamson2005
    @rayganadamson2005 2 роки тому +366

    Jack: likes riddles and is good at them, claims to have never failed one
    Also Jack: likes green
    The riddler:……

    • @ryencecaracta8441
      @ryencecaracta8441 2 роки тому +14

      You might be onto something...

    • @yukikitsune7366
      @yukikitsune7366 2 роки тому +13

      Petition for Jack to play the Riddler in the next Batman movie.

    • @ryencecaracta8441
      @ryencecaracta8441 2 роки тому +8

      @@yukikitsune7366 signed

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 Рік тому +1

      He could totally voice act it

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Рік тому +1

      I like the Diddler more tbh.

  • @kingkenji7144
    @kingkenji7144 4 роки тому +315

    Jack: “either die of poison, die of death, or go through the door.”
    Me: “ahh yes a true big brain.”

  • @youngharvey3373
    @youngharvey3373 4 роки тому +702

    7 second riddles logic:
    Jimmy is dying of a heart disease. His dog Kevin likes to bark at the neighboor. Their’s a snail 1000feet from Jimmy. His brother Gerald is visiting. Jimmy died. Who killed him?
    Right answer: The snail had a magic laser gun so he teleported and killed Jimmy.

    • @maeforreal
      @maeforreal 4 роки тому +33

      It's sad that you're not wrong

    • @jackwalsh1185
      @jackwalsh1185 4 роки тому +31

      alternate answer his neighbour because his dog wouldnt shut the fuck up

    • @jackwalsh1185
      @jackwalsh1185 4 роки тому +6

      because what else do u do when a dog is baking at you

    • @legseeall2334
      @legseeall2334 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao 😂

    • @chillsis1650
      @chillsis1650 4 роки тому +2

      It’s like really really sad that you aren’t wrong

  • @parkiepooh2353
    @parkiepooh2353 4 роки тому +764

    Doctor: "I was talking to a patient"
    My brain: Imagines Doctor saying, "How do you like being stabbed, Jim?" as he stabs him.

  • @GrGr828
    @GrGr828 2 роки тому +114

    2:21 i love how dedicated jack is to “their up his ass” 😂😂😂

    • @themug406
      @themug406 2 роки тому +2

      Go back to preschool and learn the difference between their/they're

    • @craigyeates1854
      @craigyeates1854 Рік тому +4

      @@themug406 let me guess, you’re going to be bitchy about the fact they didn’t use proper punctuation too?🙄😂

  • @KainaX122
    @KainaX122 4 роки тому +656

    “That’s not a riddle. That’s a preference.”
    Me: “You must be new here”

  • @derpychicken522
    @derpychicken522 3 роки тому +1375

    "He turned around, He said his last word"
    "A P P L E S"

    • @ok-uq6in
      @ok-uq6in 3 роки тому +8

      Yes

    • @Monarch_Souls
      @Monarch_Souls 3 роки тому +12

      I think you mean "I like trains"

    • @246kisses
      @246kisses 3 роки тому +2

      Annulment!

    • @ozzie6447
      @ozzie6447 3 роки тому +8

      suddenly, pineapples

    • @fateerah851
      @fateerah851 3 роки тому

      @@Monarch_Souls meme died 12 years ago

  • @Skremks
    @Skremks 3 роки тому +3343

    Can you imagine your significant other telling you to jump off a cliff and you just spin around and say "Divorce."

    • @frauleinzuckerguss1906
      @frauleinzuckerguss1906 3 роки тому +24

      Divorce heheheee

    • @hazembataineh9076
      @hazembataineh9076 3 роки тому +6

      @deadpool 1234567890 sorry bro

    • @albertsfit3694
      @albertsfit3694 3 роки тому +1

      No dislikes

    • @Skremks
      @Skremks 3 роки тому +18

      OK, I'm now genuinely curious, would the word victim be right?

    • @comedicsociopathy
      @comedicsociopathy 3 роки тому +3

      @@Skremks Depends on the reasons, I guess. It was better for everyone and their mum that my parents split up because my dad is an asshole but it's different for other couples. My parents were never married though.

  • @kadeegass270
    @kadeegass270 3 роки тому +35

    Jack: “I have a very wrinkly brain”
    Also Jack: gags on his glasses

  • @aemilia5492
    @aemilia5492 4 роки тому +501

    Jack: I’ve got big brain
    Jack: *reads trapped as tarpped*

    • @emmamaun7092
      @emmamaun7092 4 роки тому +5

      Emily Hutton HAHAHAHAHAHA I LITERALLY DIED

    • @collinverkoyen2764
      @collinverkoyen2764 4 роки тому +5

      AHA POOR

    • @01aamritsenxisc25
      @01aamritsenxisc25 4 роки тому

      Robin Torkar
      Robin. Robin Torkar, known by his online pseudonym as either Pixlpit or betapixl, is a Swedish UA-camr who is Jacksepticeye's editor and close friend.

    • @samuel_is_awesome
      @samuel_is_awesome 4 роки тому

      oh shit i didnt see this before commenting, sorry!

    • @autriciacupido9268
      @autriciacupido9268 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @thedoggydoggerton
    @thedoggydoggerton 4 роки тому +571

    “What did the man say when his wife told him to jump off the waterfall” I’m not even kidding, my first thought was “yeet”

  • @narwalace3823
    @narwalace3823 4 роки тому +434

    Jack: "Nobody who is single cleans! The people in a relationship clean because they dont want there partner to see how much of a slob they are!!!"
    Me: *feels very called out*

  • @elwoodreynolds3810
    @elwoodreynolds3810 2 роки тому +24

    Jack: have you ever been one of those people with no drugs on you
    Me: no

    • @64KOs
      @64KOs Рік тому

      Wait what

  • @denzelgonzales3854
    @denzelgonzales3854 4 роки тому +665

    "Suddenly, the door behind you closes and you are tarped."

    • @jeeode8289
      @jeeode8289 4 роки тому +30

      “OH NO! I’M A TARP”
      “Tsk tsk tsk... you have fallen into my *tarp.* “

    • @suchomimustenerensis
      @suchomimustenerensis 4 роки тому +14

      SOMEONE HELP ME IME TARPED HEEEELPEIKDHKDGDJRFJDMRJDNHDHDUISKSJMMGEKWFWNIDGD

    • @trumpetskeleton1418
      @trumpetskeleton1418 4 роки тому +4

      Defeat the monster with the beartarp

    • @ihatescottsdale251
      @ihatescottsdale251 4 роки тому +3

      I’m wheezing at this comment and replies

    • @ihatescottsdale251
      @ihatescottsdale251 4 роки тому +3

      “I don’t know if you’ve noticed but you’ve fallen right into my tarp”

  • @shannonroper1
    @shannonroper1 4 роки тому +461

    “Boom, terrorist” great choice of words Sean 👀

    • @hiimapop7755
      @hiimapop7755 4 роки тому +15

      He's big wrinkly brain boy, he obviously knows what's he's doing, you smol smooth brain dum dum.

    • @Cant_think_of_a_handle_either
      @Cant_think_of_a_handle_either 4 роки тому +10

      @@hiimapop7755 I blend my brain so it's smooth.

    • @Kook_Krazy
      @Kook_Krazy 4 роки тому +4

      Chunky brain

    • @sarahadams4950
      @sarahadams4950 4 роки тому +5

      True owo

    • @pale3648
      @pale3648 4 роки тому +7

      Ha! These simpletons with their wrinkly brains, I am the almighty one with NO BRAIN!

  • @teyhabahe9980
    @teyhabahe9980 2 роки тому +13

    Whenever I'm sad I come back and rewatch this video because it always makes me cry laughing how he says "I'm smarty" with his grin at 12:06

  • @acehamelinck2330
    @acehamelinck2330 4 роки тому +696

    No one gonna talk about how the hospital guy “wakes up dead”

    • @sandram.433
      @sandram.433 4 роки тому +28

      Yeah! I immediately went to the comments and no one mentioned it. Smoothbrainers smh

    • @josephg94
      @josephg94 4 роки тому +6

      That reminded me of Scary Movie paradox scenes

    • @greyceenewman3680
      @greyceenewman3680 4 роки тому +3

      me every morning :)

    • @BriannaJoy00
      @BriannaJoy00 4 роки тому +1

      This one really got me

    • @shannyashannon3912
      @shannyashannon3912 4 роки тому +1

      Honestly growing up in the bad part of town with a majority of me friends being black and labeled as "getto" the "wake up dead" this is so normal in my dialect I didnt think it was odd till I watched the video again and saw the comments lmao

  • @whitewolf152
    @whitewolf152 4 роки тому +434

    Jack: My brain is big brain
    Also Jack: ITS UP HIS ARSE

  • @johnbailey5835
    @johnbailey5835 4 роки тому +4046

    Jack/Sean: My brain... So large, so wrinkled.
    Also Jack/Sean: It's secret dad number C!
    *Number* C

    • @whatamidoinghere9085
      @whatamidoinghere9085 4 роки тому +156

      *LETTER* 3
      *NUMBER* C

    • @steelpump100
      @steelpump100 3 роки тому +86

      you're simply too small brain to understand words from large wrinkly brain jack

    • @Cold_Sapphire
      @Cold_Sapphire 3 роки тому +65

      I didnt even notice that

    • @jayolila3046
      @jayolila3046 3 роки тому +17

      @@steelpump100 exactly

    • @giornogiovaanapp9365
      @giornogiovaanapp9365 3 роки тому +63

      Hey don’t forgot “and then one minute you wake up dead”

  • @SigmaStories520
    @SigmaStories520 2 роки тому +7

    14:00 "yeah guys im into this, aawh solving murders has never been so lit"
    LOL I LAUGHED SO HARD

  • @Jay-rq9fo
    @Jay-rq9fo 3 роки тому +769

    Jack, to wear glasses you technically have to fail a test.

    • @ovoid_ovvie
      @ovoid_ovvie 3 роки тому +14

      Sunglasses

    • @projectretro8243
      @projectretro8243 3 роки тому +46

      @@ovoid_ovvie you fail the test of being a baller and just staring at the sun to wear sunglasses

    • @ovoid_ovvie
      @ovoid_ovvie 3 роки тому +4

      @@projectretro8243 um what

    • @LittleJP34
      @LittleJP34 3 роки тому +8

      @@ovoid_ovvie Wait you never stared into the sun to get glasses?

    • @ovoid_ovvie
      @ovoid_ovvie 3 роки тому +10

      @@LittleJP34 you'd have to do it for too long for your instincts to allow you to.

  • @hawaibam
    @hawaibam 4 роки тому +2588

    Others:-
    "I am smart"
    "I am intelligent"
    "I am clever"
    "I am quick witted"
    Jack:-
    MY BRAIN IS WRINKLED

    • @plestern08
      @plestern08 4 роки тому +28

      Me: i smort

    • @LunaProtogen
      @LunaProtogen 4 роки тому +16

      People who say that they are smart usually aren’t. It’s called the Dunning-Kruger effect.

    • @dornk406
      @dornk406 4 роки тому +7

      My brain rich of bigness

    • @polyminutes8788
      @polyminutes8788 4 роки тому +3

      My brain is load of bleach
      Because of r34

    • @binnie_77
      @binnie_77 4 роки тому +2

      I'm sad I read I am a smart I hate myself

  • @beefboss4587
    @beefboss4587 4 роки тому +839

    Jack: “I’m very wrinkle in my brain.”
    Also jack: “Number C”

    • @onyx_prty
      @onyx_prty 4 роки тому +7

      Yo you watch seán and poof!? Epic!!!

    • @onyx_prty
      @onyx_prty 4 роки тому +8

      @@melancholi seán*

    • @bandaidcheerios2309
      @bandaidcheerios2309 4 роки тому +7

      @@onyx_prty : you may have outsmarted him, but i outsmarted your outsmarting

    • @cosmofire5657
      @cosmofire5657 4 роки тому +12

      @@melancholi
      he doesn't mind being called sean OR jack. why do so many people make this mistake?

    • @melancholi
      @melancholi 4 роки тому +1

      umbrella fella doesn't like nutella Why are you criticising a joke?

  • @GranRey-0
    @GranRey-0 3 роки тому +10

    15:00 I thought 4 was gonna be "Granny's got arthritis"

  • @timstolper9664
    @timstolper9664 4 роки тому +1040

    “The toothpaste because he never carries a toothbrush”
    Me : He was also carrying a razor and had no shaving cream so what’s your point

    • @pissingshitting
      @pissingshitting 4 роки тому +61

      Tim Stolper he used the toothpaste as his shaving cream lmao

    • @diamondlion681
      @diamondlion681 4 роки тому +37

      Maybe he’s a masochist

    • @annukindaswag
      @annukindaswag 4 роки тому +28

      They’re practically saying “if you don’t have a basketball hoop why u have basketball?🤨”

    • @hwhwakra657
      @hwhwakra657 4 роки тому +9

      @@annukindaswag nah, more like they carry the ring everywhere, but they never carry the ball

    • @annukindaswag
      @annukindaswag 4 роки тому +2

      hwhw Akra oh sh*t whoever did that they fuck*n smooth brain

  • @Garrett_Jones25
    @Garrett_Jones25 4 роки тому +318

    jack: solving murders has never been so lit!
    conner: I feel.... betrayed

  • @matthewperera2087
    @matthewperera2087 3 роки тому +547

    9:20 “die of death”
    Ah yes, death was caused by death

  • @dinosaurasher
    @dinosaurasher 2 роки тому +7

    This is so funny. I thought Jack calling the soap bar a clam was hilarious but I lost it when he did the bit about the stiletto on the dashboard and then said they have basketballs in New York. I’m still laughing about that last one.

  • @braynceltheartificer
    @braynceltheartificer 4 роки тому +519

    Honestly, I think those "riddles" lowered my intelligence.

  • @emille831
    @emille831 4 роки тому +232

    Sean: "I don't trust anyone who can make tea in the dark."
    Me at 2am making tea: "Um...." *chucks teacup*

    • @dakotawarrior9293
      @dakotawarrior9293 4 роки тому +6

      I love how you didn't say chugs tea, you said chugs teacup. you consume the cup as well to hide the evidence.

    • @emille831
      @emille831 4 роки тому

      @@dakotawarrior9293 Haha this made me laugh :)

    • @jahzielperalta484
      @jahzielperalta484 4 роки тому

      U drink tea at 2 a.m? Ooohh

    • @haydenweck2956
      @haydenweck2956 4 роки тому

      YOU KILLED HIM *DUN DUN DUUUUUNNN*

  • @thegongoozler5920
    @thegongoozler5920 4 роки тому +2398

    “My brain is so large, my brain is so big, my brain so wrinkled in here”
    Jack, don’t lie to us. As we all know, your brain is a potato.

  • @cayswi4236
    @cayswi4236 2 роки тому +6

    Jack: My brain is wrinkled, Big brain time.
    Also Jack: My Brain has never worked a day in it's life

  • @hurricanepico5351
    @hurricanepico5351 3 роки тому +863

    Jack: I'm so wrinkle brain
    Also Jack: *reads trapped as tarped*

    • @marshallkili7774
      @marshallkili7774 3 роки тому +6

      Isn't it common for intelligent people to do that since their brain works faster

    • @nakulaman
      @nakulaman 2 роки тому +15

      @@marshallkili7774 that's not what being intelligent means

    • @marshallkili7774
      @marshallkili7774 2 роки тому

      @@nakulaman you know what...I don't remember commenting this. Must've been my younger cousin lol. She has a tendency to get on my UA-cam and say random stuff. 🤣

    • @patootie3529
      @patootie3529 2 роки тому +5

      @@nakulaman yes it does. more intelligent people make mistakes like these often, as well as have inevitably ugly handwriting because their brains think so far ahead compared to the average person. they can mess up sentences, typing and handwriting and often don't even notice

    • @patootie3529
      @patootie3529 2 роки тому +2

      @@marshallkili7774 your younger cousin is knowledgeable

  • @Alpha-Maia
    @Alpha-Maia 4 роки тому +302

    “Do you wanna be the newly dead couple?”
    OML I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks

    • @EspeciallyOnetinez
      @EspeciallyOnetinez 4 роки тому +1

      Alpha Maia I came to the comments just to see if anyone wrote this here 😂😂 newlyweds? How about newly deads

    • @mechmaru
      @mechmaru 4 роки тому

      The Divorce got me again

  • @rebecafarmer2349
    @rebecafarmer2349 4 роки тому +1681

    He sounded so happy when he sang “don’t be stinky”

  • @Hyrixous
    @Hyrixous 2 роки тому +8

    I think to explain the "climb" riddle, this is a game of Crashbox's Think Tank. The goal of the game is to find out what word they all have in common with. For example:
    Q: What do these objects have in common?
    A piece of ham
    A cigarette
    A gang traitor
    A: they're all things you smoke.
    You can smoke ham
    You can smoke a cigarette
    And the gang traitor? Smoke em.

  • @StellarGal
    @StellarGal 4 роки тому +254

    5:58 "Do you want to be the newly DEAD couple?"
    *that made me laugh so hard, my eyes are sweating*

  • @jessicaward6818
    @jessicaward6818 4 роки тому +284

    I guess getting married isn’t considered a proof of your love anymore

    • @gwendalynnwatkins1296
      @gwendalynnwatkins1296 4 роки тому +12

      Well, with all that infidelity, I don't blame her mistrust

    • @elgenerico5453
      @elgenerico5453 4 роки тому +3

      Welcome to current year, Population: everyone

    • @Will-o-Share
      @Will-o-Share 4 роки тому +2

      Sadly it really isn't anymore

    • @thaliaburton3903
      @thaliaburton3903 4 роки тому +1

      ...... Wait, what about the people who married for money???

    • @joeporter11
      @joeporter11 4 роки тому +1

      Nah just tax breaks

  • @NoirHerBeloved
    @NoirHerBeloved 4 роки тому +338

    Jack: only big wrinkly brains allowed
    Proceeds to read trapped as tarped

  • @lewdogzombies
    @lewdogzombies Рік тому +1

    14:24 I think you can talk to someone in the dark, even though you can’t see them you can still talk 😂😂

  • @thisisfine2962
    @thisisfine2962 4 роки тому +1386

    “I think it’s corn cob lady.”
    Me: Yeah, I agree, corn cob lady kinda sus.

    • @mising0px
      @mising0px 4 роки тому +28

      Corn cob lady was not an imposter
      1 imposter remains

    • @bananabot151
      @bananabot151 4 роки тому +15

      Idk, corn cob lady using her liar voice

    • @oredrocannoj6802
      @oredrocannoj6802 4 роки тому +4

      Lol among us

    • @child1656
      @child1656 4 роки тому +3

      69 likes, good job

    • @heckrum
      @heckrum 4 роки тому +2

      ngl corn kinda sus ngl

  • @hannnnnnaaaahhhhh
    @hannnnnnaaaahhhhh 4 роки тому +527

    Jack: “my brain is so big!” Also jack: “I don’t think my brain has worked a day in its entire life”

    • @Cabinzguy
      @Cabinzguy 4 роки тому +4

      13:40

    • @BLOCKROT
      @BLOCKROT 4 роки тому +7

      It's so big that it knows all. It does not need to work.

    • @Ender_OMS
      @Ender_OMS 4 роки тому +1

      it's so big that it doesn't need to work

    • @aH-yx8uf
      @aH-yx8uf 4 роки тому +1

      8:57

    • @theactionjackson5734
      @theactionjackson5734 4 роки тому +2

      I literally just wrote the same comment plz don’t think I stole

  • @gaming_hawk5200
    @gaming_hawk5200 4 роки тому +412

    jack: "people with glasses are smarter"
    me *looks at all the classes i'm failing*

    • @wolflordchaos
      @wolflordchaos 4 роки тому +2

      gaming Hawk moi aussi

    • @L4NTT1I
      @L4NTT1I 4 роки тому +2

      @@wolflordchaos Mitä vittua

    • @fishcer9132
      @fishcer9132 4 роки тому +8

      you cant fail them if you cant see them-

    • @Jiblits007
      @Jiblits007 4 роки тому +6

      I have a friend who wears glasses, forgets them half the time, and is a complete dumbass

    • @AdamIsNotHere
      @AdamIsNotHere 4 роки тому +4

      Maybe they are broken. Try different glasses.

  • @MorganAndreaa
    @MorganAndreaa 2 роки тому +21

    Jack. You’re fucking hilarious. Thank you.

  • @faith9196
    @faith9196 4 роки тому +670

    Absolutely nobody:
    7 second riddles: *he’s got his legs crossed. He’s gone w a y inside*

    • @thevoodooman1609
      @thevoodooman1609 4 роки тому +2

      I don't think they realize that just because you're relaxed, that doesn't mean you can't have a boner. The reason guys get boners is because of a certain muscle relaxing. That's why guys can just be zoning out in math and then BAM! Boner.

    • @_.B00._
      @_.B00._ 4 роки тому +20

      @@thevoodooman1609 what, no one mentioned boner anywhere

    • @eravixx6626
      @eravixx6626 4 роки тому +13

      @@thevoodooman1609 Nobody.. Said it is a boner... Are you.. Okay?

    • @TakeMeToParadize
      @TakeMeToParadize 4 роки тому +1

      TheVoodooman1 😂😂😂

    • @demonicfoxx1169
      @demonicfoxx1169 4 роки тому +5

      Way inside...?
      W a y inside......
      *OH GOD NO*

  • @Typhoonjune
    @Typhoonjune 4 роки тому +82

    TedEd riddles actually SLAP they’re really hard too. Like borderline “I need a pad of paper and half an hour to solve this”

    • @nate_storm
      @nate_storm 4 роки тому +3

      Yes but most of them now are dumb math problems

    • @lindabcarpentersings
      @lindabcarpentersings 4 роки тому +6

      NateStorm12 but the old ones, man those were iconic

    • @nate_storm
      @nate_storm 4 роки тому +1

      @@lindabcarpentersings Correct

  • @nekku2287
    @nekku2287 4 роки тому +125

    13:39 ” One second you’re lying alone in a hospital bed, power goes out, the next minute _you_ _wake_ _up_ _dead_ ”

    • @scottandjudegrimley8847
      @scottandjudegrimley8847 4 роки тому +7

      Hold up you cant wake up dead

    • @diobrando108
      @diobrando108 4 роки тому +1

      Scott and Jude Grimley r/woooosh

    • @sampeartree
      @sampeartree 4 роки тому +3

      Yea when I heard him say that, I-

    • @kavaler1471
      @kavaler1471 4 роки тому +4

      Djema4281 Ffjthdncrrt55 It’s not a woooshable thing, cmon mate I don’t think you understood this comment

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 4 роки тому +1

      God, I hate it when that happens..

  • @TNiinja
    @TNiinja 2 роки тому +16

    I’d love to see Sean do a reaction to Riddle Me This! Or better yet some of the TedEd riddles, they are fun. 😄

    • @PalisadePeryton
      @PalisadePeryton 9 місяців тому

      TedEd is just math lol

    • @JCNiinja
      @JCNiinja 9 місяців тому +1

      @@PalisadePerytonThey have logic riddles as well

  • @mikantsumiki5779
    @mikantsumiki5779 4 роки тому +125

    “You wake up dead” Best line of all time.

  • @headlesszebra9857
    @headlesszebra9857 4 роки тому +281

    nurse: makes tea
    power: goes out
    nurse: drinks tea she made bc why waste it
    jack: she killed a man!

  • @breemapry
    @breemapry 4 роки тому +425

    “Okay. Incredibly dangerous. Do you wanna be the newly dead couple?”
    That killed me😂.

  • @mrflammable4664
    @mrflammable4664 2 роки тому +1

    Jack: you can't see my brain cuz your brain tiny. Your brain stinky small.
    Me casually solving a Rubik's cube

  • @adammiller5207
    @adammiller5207 4 роки тому +1897

    “Who’s the kid’s father”
    Sean: neither
    Me: both, they're a gay couple and adopted the kid.

    • @adammiller5207
      @adammiller5207 4 роки тому +216

      and if anyone is wondering why they're on different benches the answer is social distancing, and they are not breaking quarantine by going to the park they set up a sandbox in their back yard because they're good dads.

    • @stefs2512
      @stefs2512 4 роки тому +8

      @@adammiller5207 *they're

    • @cliberty165
      @cliberty165 4 роки тому +8

      Nice

    • @probably_seohyun
      @probably_seohyun 4 роки тому +29

      I see, you're a man of culture as well (no, I don't read Yaoi)

    • @bronzelaugh2350
      @bronzelaugh2350 4 роки тому +6

      👏👏

  • @daveprab
    @daveprab 4 роки тому +136

    Jack: "so you either die of poison or die of death"
    Yup, analytical brain at work there.

  • @theasigamer1617
    @theasigamer1617 2 роки тому +2

    Jack: Person with a corn on the cob.
    Me: That is true but there is a literally lady in the jumper with dynamite in her popcorn.

  • @pixelberry8054
    @pixelberry8054 4 роки тому +962

    When Jack gets a right answer: *Starts to gloat about how wrinkle brained he is*
    When Jack gets a wrong answer: *Defends himself with realistic logic against the riddle’s answer*

    • @Avellania
      @Avellania 4 роки тому +83

      To be fair, they have a lot of riddles where the answer is complete bs. They are either based on assumptions, prejudices or subjective opinions. I remember one riddle about a burglary. It was a building with 3 apartments and they questioned each tennant. The solution was that one of the tennants was actually the burglar. Everything okay so far. Then it got weird. The burglar was a ginger woman. How did they know that she wasn't the tennant? There was a red dress draped over a chair in the background and "no woman with red hair would ever wear red".

    • @guffguy289
      @guffguy289 4 роки тому +1

      Fair

    • @AsaanVesh
      @AsaanVesh 4 роки тому +16

      @@Avellania The mental gymnastics required for that last statement. ._.

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 4 роки тому +15

      @@Avellania Okay, you totally got me there. I was going to say that since you only get 7 seconds the answers, by necessity, can't be too complex and must sometimes just have the most likely suspect be guilty. That one, though, would have pissed me off. Screw all the ones with "comments" as the "answer." The majority of them seem to be "we don't have any idea, so we'll just ask the viewers to come up with an answer for us."

    • @Avellania
      @Avellania 4 роки тому +6

      @@kyuubinaruto17 I have the theory that all the "comments" riddles simply don't have an answer. Or at least not a definite one. They are either so vague that you have no idea or there are so many weird details that there are several possible solutions.It's just a trick to get a lot of comments under the video.

  • @mistress_ari4208
    @mistress_ari4208 4 роки тому +369

    “who stabbed Jim?”
    Seán: the cleaning lady!!
    me: Tom Nook.

    • @crocky1224
      @crocky1224 4 роки тому +8

      WHERE'S MY BELLS JIM? YOU WANNA KEEP YOUR KNEECAPS.

    • @lemoncardboard4354
      @lemoncardboard4354 4 роки тому +2

      I think you mean Shari she was the one who buried a body

    • @rat407
      @rat407 4 роки тому +2

      Sam the being it was a team effort

    • @aarepelaa1142
      @aarepelaa1142 4 роки тому +2

      I think a brain damage killed Jim

    • @namelastname766
      @namelastname766 4 роки тому +3

      Toom Nok.

  • @johnbailey5835
    @johnbailey5835 4 роки тому +329

    6:47
    I know why he said push.
    He realised she was crazy, and so when she went to push him, he would have stepped aside and she would have went over.
    Getting rid of a crazy bitch, even though she was his wife.
    It had to be done.

    • @satyarana5477
      @satyarana5477 3 роки тому +20

      Now I assume that u have an incredibly large wrinkled brain..

    • @sebastianls412
      @sebastianls412 3 роки тому +2

      I concur

    • @colonD_cat
      @colonD_cat 3 роки тому +2

      and that's the story of ☆life☆

    • @cryptidcal
      @cryptidcal 3 роки тому +2

      big brain

    • @Rambiz
      @Rambiz 3 роки тому

      *l o r e*

  • @Tr._ch4
    @Tr._ch4 2 роки тому

    Says he’s smart, a second later says the words id never thought id hear “A minute later you wake up dead”

  • @AlaskanWildChild
    @AlaskanWildChild 4 роки тому +174

    “The tube of toothpaste”
    “That was up his ***”
    *Toothbrushes intensify*

  • @okay-got-it
    @okay-got-it 4 роки тому +598

    Comments: "Coat guy is terrorist!"
    Me: "Its' Shari, the Devil!"

    • @carnage5873
      @carnage5873 4 роки тому +10

      No tom nooks the devil Shari just works for him

    • @aaditlehther3755
      @aaditlehther3755 4 роки тому +1

      uwu

    • @RobinFlysHigh
      @RobinFlysHigh 4 роки тому

      I was thinking it was coat guy just because he could easily hide a bomb in his jacket lmao

    • @rezaulkreza
      @rezaulkreza 4 роки тому

      @Christopher Acety What If It's Tom Nook Who Is Wearing That Coat?

    • @handsum6676
      @handsum6676 4 роки тому

      I wanna like this comment, but at the time of me seing it, you have 420 likes

  • @kadexianwarrior709
    @kadexianwarrior709 3 роки тому +526

    Imagine this:
    Your an innocent person who needs to fly out to certain countries often
    The guards always suspect drugs but never find any
    Then they ask a new detective to investigate
    They arrest you because you don't have a toothbrush
    All the while you lost yours and were going to buy it after the trip

    • @dennraeh
      @dennraeh 3 роки тому +22

      **sad noises**

    • @AStrangePersonOnline
      @AStrangePersonOnline 3 роки тому +3

      Sad life

    • @giornogiovanna9290
      @giornogiovanna9290 3 роки тому +6

      @james l ? In the toothpaste

    • @aarondixon1589
      @aarondixon1589 3 роки тому +12

      A good detective would empty out the toothpaste and then if there were no drugs, buy him the exact same toothpaste

    • @cassieesmee8005
      @cassieesmee8005 3 роки тому +8

      Honestly, I like using one type of toothpaste, but I get very grossed out by using the same toothbrush for more than a week. I could easily pack toothpaste, and just think "I'll just by a new toothbrush on the way" 😂 Imagine them stopping me "Oh nonono it's not a drugs in the toothpaste, i just find toothbrushes gross", don't know what they would see as most unlikely 🤣

  • @Reygzzz
    @Reygzzz 2 роки тому +1

    it's either the corn on the cob lady or the guy with a whole wine bottle in his bag

  • @aleisha8983
    @aleisha8983 4 роки тому +120

    “One second your lying alone in a hospital bed, power goes out, you wake up dead”- Jacksepticeye 2020

    • @krypton_argonite1816
      @krypton_argonite1816 4 роки тому +4

      Ah yes waking up dead

    • @spacejesus6581
      @spacejesus6581 4 роки тому +2

      “I rather thought I would wake up dead...or not wake up at all, as the case may be.”
      If you get this, you get it and you’re an OG

    • @aleisha8983
      @aleisha8983 4 роки тому +2

      EyeAr WeeTawTed lmaooo yesss

  • @paswordwithtwoss
    @paswordwithtwoss 4 роки тому +404

    “It’s secret dad NUMBER C!”
    -SEÁN 2020.

  • @DarkDreams948
    @DarkDreams948 4 роки тому +215

    "He married you, and you ask him to prove his love to you?? Is that divorce bells i hear" 😂 More like a register dinging with a deposit of a life insurance policy lol

    • @nogoaway3336
      @nogoaway3336 4 роки тому +4

      For the amount of times he rang his bell in this video I was surprised he didn't when he said divorce bells.

    • @Moshyman
      @Moshyman 4 роки тому +1

      More like the world ringing bnb in his ear for a restraining order

    • @nika-yp4il
      @nika-yp4il 4 роки тому

      K l i-

    • @DarkDreams948
      @DarkDreams948 4 роки тому

      @@Moshyman she asked him to jump off a cliff. That screams insurance scam 😂

  • @deeformed2475
    @deeformed2475 2 роки тому +1

    Honestly for the toothpaste one my reason for guessing was that they always take it out of your bag and examine it when at the TSA

  • @lime8581
    @lime8581 4 роки тому +299

    Airport security: do you have any fruits or vegetables?
    Jack: COcAinE! ALL UP IN ME!

  • @nopenope4848
    @nopenope4848 4 роки тому +189

    "the suspect never carries a tootbrush"
    bold of you to assume that he doesn't use his fingers to brush his teeth

    • @AbbyLynette
      @AbbyLynette 4 роки тому +3

      No pe if he uses his fingers to brush his teeth he shouldn’t be trusted

    • @VeryTastySoup87
      @VeryTastySoup87 4 роки тому +2

      Or something else....

    • @Nobody-yd2fs
      @Nobody-yd2fs 4 роки тому

      Adrean Goul exactly

    • @weirdettepoop2697
      @weirdettepoop2697 4 роки тому

      Bolf of you to assume that he uses his fingers to brush his teeth and doesn't squirt the toothpaste directly into his mouth

  • @lpsbunny129
    @lpsbunny129 4 роки тому +139

    This should’ve been called “how to catch a cheater with jacksepticeye”

  • @The_0ne_True_Kat
    @The_0ne_True_Kat 2 роки тому +1

    jim gonzales:
    jackseptieye:no jim anybody but jim!

  • @jasminenoble3090
    @jasminenoble3090 4 роки тому +579

    7:29
    7 second riddles: "Which ones the father"
    Me, an intellectual: Actually they're both the dads, they just don't believe in premarital eye contact

    • @big5242
      @big5242 4 роки тому +1

      i actually agree i mean will he be a bad father IF he was a father

    • @SithBunny1
      @SithBunny1 4 роки тому +1

      I just thought the other person was a woman.

    • @Oggie_rumperoo
      @Oggie_rumperoo 4 роки тому

      NEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRD!!!

    • @James-Salty-Sunderland
      @James-Salty-Sunderland 4 роки тому

      @@SithBunny1 same

    • @majka2079
      @majka2079 4 роки тому

      WRONG
      Heheheehe

  • @ishanbhansali694
    @ishanbhansali694 4 роки тому +558

    Sean: "You wake up dead"
    Am I the only one who questioned that sentence???

  • @cassdun619
    @cassdun619 4 роки тому +422

    "He cant be the father. He is on his phone"
    *me watching jacksepticeye on my phone with my one year old
    Me "damn"

    • @jesse3391
      @jesse3391 4 роки тому +13

      well I mean don't blame me you heard it from jack first but I'm afraid your wife (or husband I dunno just assuming) cheated on you

    • @remyuk
      @remyuk 4 роки тому +11

      well i'm sorry sir, but you aren't a father anymore. how dare you be on your phone. heathen.

    • @milotheservant7266
      @milotheservant7266 4 роки тому +10

      U know what they say a post a day keeps the child care bills away

    • @gabriellagehman8993
      @gabriellagehman8993 4 роки тому +1

      @@milotheservant7266 OH MY-

  • @urnan7330
    @urnan7330 2 роки тому +1

    I am also wrinkle brain.
    Actually it’s a bit ironic that people say glasses make you smatter even though you need to fail a test to get them.

  • @normal_username3231
    @normal_username3231 4 роки тому +504

    “He can’t hold a gun”
    Left handed people: am I a joke to you

    • @jazlenegonzalez1582
      @jazlenegonzalez1582 4 роки тому +9

      Thank you

    • @TucBroder
      @TucBroder 4 роки тому +1

      Yes you are.

    • @osinghost5040
      @osinghost5040 4 роки тому +3

      I like being left handed , I also use my right hand as well sometimes

    • @carpevinum7062
      @carpevinum7062 4 роки тому

      @@osinghost5040 same

    • @theogisaac
      @theogisaac 4 роки тому +3

      I dont think you can properly shoot a gun with one hand. The recoil would throw off the aim and possibly hurt anything directly behind the gun

  • @user-gy2xt1ct3n
    @user-gy2xt1ct3n 3 роки тому +203

    13:40
    Jack: "Next minute, you wake up dead"
    How-

    • @joelcadena1552
      @joelcadena1552 3 роки тому +9

      How do you wake up dead-

    • @bummygear
      @bummygear 3 роки тому +11

      @@joelcadena1552 what do you mean. All you do is wake up. wait...

    • @ConvayerBeltGirly
      @ConvayerBeltGirly 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao I was about to comment that

    • @ConvayerBeltGirly
      @ConvayerBeltGirly 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao I was about to comment that.

    • @ozzie6447
      @ozzie6447 3 роки тому +1

      deadn’t

  • @a_drawing_nerd3664
    @a_drawing_nerd3664 4 роки тому +106

    My favorite riddles are the ones that are like “Jim’s favorite color is red. Kyle’s favorite color is blue. How big is the sun?”

    • @aquasiox
      @aquasiox 4 роки тому +7

      The sun is size purple

    • @alc7773
      @alc7773 4 роки тому +8

      Sounds like school...

    • @a_drawing_nerd3664
      @a_drawing_nerd3664 4 роки тому +3

      @@aquasiox 100 points

    • @a_drawing_nerd3664
      @a_drawing_nerd3664 4 роки тому +3

      @@alc7773 exactly lmao. Every test has at least one of these questions.

  • @Gust_The_Man
    @Gust_The_Man 9 місяців тому +1

    "People who wear glasses are way smarter than everybody else"
    Me who wears glasses : Fails every single riddle the video gave me

  • @suziedez8908
    @suziedez8908 4 роки тому +133

    "He told her just one word..."
    *ad plays*
    *ad buffers*
    WHAT WAS THE WORD

  • @torchhead4524
    @torchhead4524 3 роки тому +261

    Jack, she said she was HAVING tea. The tea is already prepared and she's just drinking it at the power out.

    • @HalcyonSpirit141
      @HalcyonSpirit141 3 роки тому +12

      EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @candykyujung
      @candykyujung 3 роки тому +18

      But the power was out for a few hours, she couldn't have tea for like 2 hours

  • @lizz_1412
    @lizz_1412 4 роки тому +302

    "All wrinkle, no stinkle." -Jacksepticeye, 2020.

    • @chaoticfell
      @chaoticfell 4 роки тому +2

      yes

    • @cltchprod7825
      @cltchprod7825 4 роки тому +2

      yes

    • @potential_dog_eater
      @potential_dog_eater 4 роки тому +1

      Yes.

    • @01aamritsenxisc25
      @01aamritsenxisc25 4 роки тому +3

      Robin Torkar
      Robin. Robin Torkar, known by his online pseudonym as either Pixlpit or betapixl, is a Swedish UA-camr who is Jacksepticeye's editor and close friend.

  • @Can-0-Soup
    @Can-0-Soup 2 роки тому +1

    1:18 we need to force 7 second riddles to add jack's singing over their intro.

  • @ParadoxFree
    @ParadoxFree 4 роки тому +87

    Jack: "I've never failed a riddle in my life."
    Us: Get ready for some BS

    • @luankliengeld610
      @luankliengeld610 4 роки тому

      Did you remember your double seeing glasses

    • @linkeffect82
      @linkeffect82 4 роки тому

      Yeaaah, the 7 seconds riddle channel bites, it feels like it's a bootleg riddle collection made from a third rate game company.

    • @goldenstripes3296
      @goldenstripes3296 4 роки тому

      linkeffect82 that’s the best description I’ve heard of