Most Annoying DUI Suspect Turns Into a T-Rex

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  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator  3 роки тому +610

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  • @KyleKick909
    @KyleKick909 3 роки тому +5005

    he went through more emotions in one night than i have in 40 years.

    • @uncledibby
      @uncledibby 3 роки тому +122

      this shit made me cry laughing. just started breathing again

    • @CpmSam
      @CpmSam 3 роки тому +36

      @@uncledibby I haven't started breathing again lmflo XDXDXDXD

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 3 роки тому +46

      more mood swings in one night than a bi polar sufferer has in 1 year

    • @moonstoneblaze5222
      @moonstoneblaze5222 3 роки тому +31

      You see how fast his moof changed then that fuckin squad car oened to reveal that big ass Sarge?

    • @moiseslopez9890
      @moiseslopez9890 3 роки тому +10

      This entire video and this comment goes into the hall of fame 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @sugoisenpai92
    @sugoisenpai92 3 роки тому +8550

    This man-child should inspire everyone. If he can somehow get a girlfriend, anyone can.

    • @ilikecheese4518
      @ilikecheese4518 3 роки тому +481

      damn thats deep

    • @highclasswhitetrash9027
      @highclasswhitetrash9027 3 роки тому +183

      Could be the stupid, easily manipulated friend of the real father who is dead or incarcerated.

    • @jonathandavis3312
      @jonathandavis3312 3 роки тому +129

      I was trying to think of how to put this in words. You did it. Perfectly.

    • @darianzielinsky3284
      @darianzielinsky3284 3 роки тому +70

      Yeah or shes fucked up in her own ways and he's the best she can get too

    • @Seanomatic57
      @Seanomatic57 3 роки тому +34

      I'm good on the 304's.

  • @lewisarthur6778
    @lewisarthur6778 3 роки тому +1719

    "I was taking a shit, it hurts!"
    I felt that on a personal level.

  • @CMRonin
    @CMRonin Рік тому +532

    This dudes girlfriend having to tell him to “talk to the nice police officer” is some of the most comedic shot I’ve seen 😂

    • @ImprovmanZero
      @ImprovmanZero Рік тому +10

      Bright side her talking like that means he doesn't beat her. So at least he isn't a complete scumbag. Hopefully he improves himself

    • @Velocifaptor92
      @Velocifaptor92 Рік тому +39

      ​@ImprovmanZero He did beat her. He's got like 3 arrests of him on YT. One of them for abusing her. She's not with him anymore according to her FB

    • @Colecruzin
      @Colecruzin 8 місяців тому +9

      @@Velocifaptor92I thought so the wife beaters are always the first to start crying when the cops show up to get you lmao kinda sad at some point in the video she said “you’ll never be able to stop “ I assume talking about him being an alcoholic and he said he would she really did want him to change for the kids and he was too weak and selfish to do so

    • @bbQube2009
      @bbQube2009 8 місяців тому +5

      @@ImprovmanZerohe was arrested for domestic assault many times and she left him, she said that in the comments of one of there videos

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Velocifaptor92he held their kid hostage in one.

  • @GromDash
    @GromDash 3 роки тому +4428

    I believe he said baby more times than Justin Bieber’s entire first solo album.

    • @wreckenbach9703
      @wreckenbach9703 3 роки тому +68

      That's what I thought but was unable to come up with a way to say it. I've never heard the album, but I appreciate the sentiment.

    • @lasagnasux4934
      @lasagnasux4934 3 роки тому +51

      Bet it sounds better too.

    • @RMFnH
      @RMFnH 3 роки тому +13

      More like throughout his whole career 😂

    • @an-2253
      @an-2253 3 роки тому +12

      And takin a shit is another key

    • @scottyd2262
      @scottyd2262 3 роки тому +4

      Classic comment !

  • @anthonygianettino2557
    @anthonygianettino2557 3 роки тому +1531

    "I'm not even selling drugs because of you guys." Obviously a pillar of the community.

    • @mgreene1409
      @mgreene1409 3 роки тому +14

      Idk why... But I imagined Professor Shape's voice after the quotation... 😂🤦‍♂️

    • @uphill248
      @uphill248 3 роки тому +33

      He should stop drinking for them too.

    • @bermchasin
      @bermchasin 3 роки тому +7

      But he used to sell tons of weed.

    • @maldenfoster
      @maldenfoster 3 роки тому +3

      @@bermchasin to freshmen in high school

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 3 роки тому +5

      Gave me a raging clue.

  • @krab1791
    @krab1791 3 роки тому +5322

    I love the wife. “grow up and go talk to the nice policeman”
    No, he isnt raising children. His wife is.

    • @claytonrealist8868
      @claytonrealist8868 3 роки тому +247

      Thank God his wife is raising the kids.

    • @rbianchi1983
      @rbianchi1983 3 роки тому +323

      I'm just curious how he got her.

    • @jakenbake4555
      @jakenbake4555 3 роки тому +71

      I was almost sympathetic but then they showed the ankle monitor

    • @danlikes2play779
      @danlikes2play779 3 роки тому +201

      His wife is raising the husband too. Speaking to him like he’s her mother lmfao. Righteous!!

    • @madbillzgaming4505
      @madbillzgaming4505 3 роки тому +19

      I like how she like every wife ever

  • @BigBrueser
    @BigBrueser Рік тому +272

    For anyone curious. He was arrested AGAIN back in February for sexual assault.

    • @Urmotherssidepiece303
      @Urmotherssidepiece303 Рік тому +10

      Whats his name?

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +28

      ​@@Urmotherssidepiece303Noah Betz

    • @deniserossiter1059
      @deniserossiter1059 11 місяців тому

      I just read the article. It was horrible. What a POS!!

    • @themineguy915
      @themineguy915 11 місяців тому +17

      Wow... Smh I was really hoping for him to get help and change his life

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 11 місяців тому +25

      @@themineguy915 same. But, let's be honest, that wasn't exactly destined to be part of NASA.

  • @billyvegas111
    @billyvegas111 3 роки тому +1076

    "Drunk, super sweaty, bleeding...." That was one violent poop.

  • @psychooefvet3580
    @psychooefvet3580 3 роки тому +2029

    "Talk to that nice police officer" at that moment she realized she is dating a toddler

    • @ArielKahane
      @ArielKahane 3 роки тому +38

      Truth tho. Thanks for your service brother

    • @purpleking6678
      @purpleking6678 3 роки тому +119

      She gave him kids, just when you think it can’t get worse

    • @darkandedgy1457
      @darkandedgy1457 3 роки тому +29

      We've all had that drunk guy that turns to into 3 year oldXD

    • @Youtubegotridofmyhandle
      @Youtubegotridofmyhandle 3 роки тому +22

      I wouldn't doubt that he probably acts like that with no alcohol in him.

    • @patrickmccoy1531
      @patrickmccoy1531 3 роки тому +8

      Sadly she will probably keep enabling him. He needs a foot in the ass. I wouldn't write him off just yet but that is of his loved ones drew a red line and held it.

  • @TheElvenKeys
    @TheElvenKeys 3 роки тому +2037

    I like how he's talking about the car the whole time, and the cops never accused him of anything

    • @nicedurians
      @nicedurians 3 роки тому +21

      That shows there's still hope for this one. Lol

    • @shay4501
      @shay4501 3 роки тому +4

      @@nicedurians Yea lmao

    • @flimsyankle6389
      @flimsyankle6389 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah he was too drunk to think right Lmao

    • @D1Seller100
      @D1Seller100 3 роки тому +4

      He sounds like Jeffy. (From Sml)

    • @Eclispestar
      @Eclispestar 3 роки тому +4

      Ya i dont own a car either.....ya..

  • @mrdavman13
    @mrdavman13 11 місяців тому +68

    Lmao if my significant other acted like this I would be out SO FAST. By the time they go to the jail I’d have a restraint order, changed my number, changed my name, and three states away. All my stuff would be gone from his house. Absolutely pathetic

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 2 місяці тому

      And she stayed long enough to have a *kid* with him!

    • @riversaesthetic3344
      @riversaesthetic3344 Місяць тому

      He’s insecure for a reason, it’s sad and I don’t know why but he has something going on that drove him to this… pathetic maybe, but everyone’s been at their lowest at one point in their life. Remember that

  • @mghegotagun
    @mghegotagun 3 роки тому +7217

    "I'm not black I swear"
    As a black guy, I found that shit funny.

    • @sevionus80
      @sevionus80 3 роки тому +136

      Same xD

    • @MrPhigs
      @MrPhigs 3 роки тому +360

      As a ginger.. I laughed too.

    • @IAMPOPP
      @IAMPOPP 3 роки тому +137

      Its more pathetic than anything.

    • @pv3566
      @pv3566 3 роки тому +254

      As a white guy I found that hilarious for all black people.

    • @SirWusk
      @SirWusk 3 роки тому +164

      @@babress3119 okey it was funny til I saw your comment. then you just brought up racism and killed the mood. good job chips bag

  • @micute9711
    @micute9711 Рік тому +1903

    "Talk to the nice police officer"
    Literally something a mother would say to a kid xD

    • @ArkaeaFCL3
      @ArkaeaFCL3 Рік тому +87

      Well, SHE definitely has more than one child she's dealing with.

    • @ryburns1257
      @ryburns1257 Рік тому +56

      She deserves someone so much better lol, it's like all she has are children.

    • @Dalejunior88
      @Dalejunior88 Рік тому +9

      fr

    • @AidenLS
      @AidenLS Рік тому +18

      he has been acting better lately he just seems like he gets messed up on drugs or alcahol and then acts crazy like that. I hope for everyone that he stays good. I mean he literally has kids and a marriage at his age. I just want the best for him.

    • @sheepsfoot2
      @sheepsfoot2 Рік тому +9

      The wife whenever asked how many children she has > What including my husband ?

  • @Purdue03b
    @Purdue03b 3 роки тому +2972

    This guy was on an infinite loop of all 7 stages of grief, but hit the shuffle button halfway through.

    • @tylerf286
      @tylerf286 3 роки тому +16

      Holy Shit hahahaha

    • @natw8327
      @natw8327 3 роки тому +9

      Hahah! This is the best comment to anything I have read all day!

    • @TK20-00
      @TK20-00 3 роки тому +9

      I mean, that's how true grief works 😂, it's on shuffle, no "stages", this is not grief this is immaturity and poor upbringing/influences

    • @MOTOHEAD-ko3tq
      @MOTOHEAD-ko3tq 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @atarithepaladin1821
      @atarithepaladin1821 3 роки тому +1

      I just died. Roflmao

  • @jude1487
    @jude1487 Рік тому +160

    his girlfriend is exhibiting some queen behavior. "you're talking too much" facts
    "the way you're behaving is going to get you into more trouble"
    "talk to the nice police officers"
    she's great, deserves a better man. the way she conducts herself is actually impressive and i feel bad she's with this man child.

    • @ravenzyblack
      @ravenzyblack 6 місяців тому +24

      According to something she posted, they aren’t together anymore, but they do have a kid together. Yikes…poor kid.

    • @tym2083
      @tym2083 4 місяці тому +2

      Was thinking the same thing

    • @bopapa_1979
      @bopapa_1979 4 місяці тому

      @@ravenzyblackif this guy can get laid, ANYONE can get laid.

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 2 місяці тому

      She's so together, I seriously wonder why she's with him in the first place. Is she's afraid he'll turn violent if she breaks up with him? What attracted her to him in the first place?

  • @mlopez2803
    @mlopez2803 3 роки тому +445

    The girlfriend shown here in the video, left him shortly after this, taking their child with her. She actually commented on the original video, stated that his grandmother always enabled him & continued to do so, even trying to guilt trip her for leaving him & taking their child with her. She wants nothing to do with his family or him.

    • @cheddarrides2.065
      @cheddarrides2.065 3 роки тому +88

      This is the comment I was looking for… hopefully kid grows up unlike the “father”

    • @christiancorbitt5309
      @christiancorbitt5309 3 роки тому +48

      Good for her.

    • @Fakenamehere1969
      @Fakenamehere1969 3 роки тому +63

      So grandma enables him, then rats him out, she seems very toxic

    • @vincent-antoinesoucy1872
      @vincent-antoinesoucy1872 3 роки тому +13

      She acted alright during all this her and her kids deserve more than this pos.

    • @Austin.Kilgore
      @Austin.Kilgore 3 роки тому +7

      The grandma said she was half the problem in this video…

  • @syzygysyzygy8332
    @syzygysyzygy8332 3 роки тому +1261

    11:40 Grandma isn't 'snitching' in the traditional sense to save her own ass- Grandma loves this little moron and she knows that being honest with the police at this moment is literally the only tool she has left to keep him from making a worse mistake. If he keeps saucing and driving the odds point to dead people.
    Grandma is good people in my book, I actually feel really bad for her being put in this situation.

    • @colinklang
      @colinklang 3 роки тому +112

      Yes. Grandma is trying to do what's best for him because she loves him. He's been arrested numerous times since he was 18 including drug charges, domestic abuse and now his 4th OWI. Grandma knows that he needs to get his shit together and covering for him isn't going to help. I feel really bad for his girlfriend and grandma for having to put up with him and trying to help him out. He's just a train wreck.

    • @benc6690
      @benc6690 3 роки тому +70

      Props to his girlfriend/wife too, for keeping her calm and not freaking out like is seen so often.

    • @staggerdagger
      @staggerdagger 3 роки тому +1

      Nerd

    • @coenwatt9458
      @coenwatt9458 3 роки тому +39

      Who else just wants to give grandma a massive hug she seems like the sweetest old lady ever

    • @slosubies4845
      @slosubies4845 3 роки тому +19

      Definitely a "tough love" moment.

  • @davidking4526
    @davidking4526 3 роки тому +779

    I can only imagine when that officer gets home and his wife asks him how his day was. How do you even start explaining the absolute hilarity of a situation like that? He would just have to tell her, “you’ll just have to wait for the Donut rundown”

    • @jorgey4
      @jorgey4 3 роки тому +15

      It really is a total mindfuck that this dude seems 100% regretting his life decisions then he turns on this victim mentality shit. Not spoiling the fact he turns into a brat made it hard to laugh with this one.

    • @shanesprinkle1628
      @shanesprinkle1628 3 роки тому +19

      How was your day?
      I was taking a SHIT!

    • @VotEtoPizdets
      @VotEtoPizdets 3 роки тому +8

      i feel so bad for the wife. She has to live with the fact that she married half a man. She must be a wreck if she looks that good and she has to settle down with that...

    • @somexp12
      @somexp12 3 роки тому +1

      It's just an arrest. It wouldn't be that unique of a story for him. All sorts of people go nuts during an arrest. It means a lot more to them than it does to the arresting officer.

    • @Wolf1377
      @Wolf1377 3 роки тому

      Hahaha! First responders always have the best stories. A very close second is healthcare workers.

  • @immortallegacy100
    @immortallegacy100 Рік тому +37

    I still come back to this video all these years later, and the t-rex from Jurassic Park "roaring" gets me every time. That's was beautifully well-done, Donut. Thanks for the laughs.

    • @Jellybelly008
      @Jellybelly008 11 місяців тому +3

      He graped a girl after trying to say he was going to off himself if she didn’t do it and then forced her when she told him to leave.

  • @michaelcranston5660
    @michaelcranston5660 3 роки тому +627

    "I didn't break no crimes!" - quote of the week. lol

    • @gregsodope3069
      @gregsodope3069 3 роки тому +10

      Technically you can’t break crimes only laws🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @mr.m4853
      @mr.m4853 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @xraystudios3693
      @xraystudios3693 3 роки тому +18

      @@gregsodope3069 Florida man: Reality can be whatever I want it to

    • @BoulevardFan28
      @BoulevardFan28 3 роки тому +3

      He broke GRAMMAR... badly.

    • @michaelmcdoesntexist8350
      @michaelmcdoesntexist8350 3 роки тому

      Eyyyy. I used to use that profile pic.

  • @eternity5611
    @eternity5611 Рік тому +786

    God I swear every officer involved is trying with every fiber of their being to hold back laughing through the entire interaction.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +37

      Mad props to him. I couldn't keep a straight face. That transformation into an f'ing dinosaur had me wheezing. 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @ntvypr4820
      @ntvypr4820 Рік тому

      Laughing? No. A solid full-face bitch slap though... Oh, YEAH.
      Damn BWC's.

    • @DerBingle1
      @DerBingle1 Рік тому

      Either laughing or punching his lights out. Noah Betz has an extremely punchable face.

    • @lurkingllama8364
      @lurkingllama8364 Рік тому +2

      Steely nerved Men of the Law!

    • @B_COOPER
      @B_COOPER Рік тому +8

      The cop with the black mask towards the end looks like he’s grinning the whole time, even through the mask

  • @urmaker
    @urmaker 3 роки тому +2227

    He did all the crap he said for cops instead of his kids or himself. That says it all.

    • @memedew6677
      @memedew6677 3 роки тому +5

      Well yeah

    • @veronicavatter6436
      @veronicavatter6436 3 роки тому +24

      Well all he could talk about was taking a crap so .....

    • @lindsayhuff8813
      @lindsayhuff8813 3 роки тому +27

      I was thinking the same thing. Like WTH…. He needs to get hIs shit together for his family so they don’t have to deal with his immature ass doing stupid shit! He is setting a great example for his kids!! What an idiot.

    • @troy9569
      @troy9569 3 роки тому +7

      Love the 911 calls urmaker

    • @srtviper2011
      @srtviper2011 3 роки тому +32

      I've been reading and rereading this comment over and over again and I still have no idea what you're talking about, please explain because I must be dumb, what crap did he do for the cops? Did he do crap for himself or kids? What crap?

  • @mikehipps1015
    @mikehipps1015 Рік тому +60

    I used to be that guy. She absolutely needs to leave him. We need a shock to the system before we change.

    • @Usernamesdontmatter1
      @Usernamesdontmatter1 8 місяців тому +2

      She did leave him. No it didn't fix him

    • @Trapsarentgay133
      @Trapsarentgay133 7 місяців тому +4

      @@Usernamesdontmatter1there’s some men you just can’t reach

  • @82japanda
    @82japanda 3 роки тому +490

    I love his lady. Throws a knife hand that would make Angry Cops proud and told him go talk to the nice police officer.

    • @Derfboy
      @Derfboy 3 роки тому +6

      That was beautiful!

    • @tacticalbutler1556
      @tacticalbutler1556 3 роки тому +4

      DI wife!

    • @Mr.D83
      @Mr.D83 3 роки тому +7

      She definitely wears the pants in that relationship

    • @panda413adnap3
      @panda413adnap3 3 роки тому +8

      That’s only because she was ready to put the lips around something as soon as he was taken to jail

    • @PopeMcGrope
      @PopeMcGrope 3 роки тому +5

      @@panda413adnap3 Officer LongRichard 👀 🍆

  • @Algorythmfpv
    @Algorythmfpv 2 роки тому +301

    This man felt every single emotion a human can every 30 seconds for 30 minutes straight.

  • @CarsonDarilekMotocross
    @CarsonDarilekMotocross 2 роки тому +577

    I love the police officers response to “your a peice of shit”
    Officers response “no we already went over this.”

  • @scotttod6954
    @scotttod6954 11 місяців тому +33

    Man this guy is still at it! Just watched him get arrested again on code blue cam.

    • @stoneeagle7360
      @stoneeagle7360 9 місяців тому +3

      This time, he stayed in jail, was convicted, and is currently in Redgranite Prison with a bunch of other pending cases.

  • @dipsylogic1715
    @dipsylogic1715 3 роки тому +634

    Suspect: “ok I respect him”
    Suspects wife: “AND him!”
    Bless that woman. No idea what she’s doing with him

    • @fearanarchy
      @fearanarchy 3 роки тому +45

      "Noah, we already went over that!"

    • @germanguppy92
      @germanguppy92 3 роки тому +41

      "Noah its time to grow up!"

    • @grimenigma
      @grimenigma 3 роки тому +19

      Because decent mature men are boring.

    • @chandlercarroll3242
      @chandlercarroll3242 3 роки тому +24

      Sometimes you make mistakes and get pregnant, he did call her baby momma at the end. I’m sure she has now quickly realized that he’s not the right man to be with.

    • @KingOfGamesss
      @KingOfGamesss 3 роки тому +3

      @@chandlercarroll3242 Oh she knew full well that he was NEVER the right Man to be with...so I wouldn't call this a "mistake"...I would call it PURE EVIL and she will most likely "Go" "To" "Hell" for what she has done to her own Offspring

  • @danejohnson8361
    @danejohnson8361 Рік тому +808

    I've done some pretty embarrassing things when I'm completely trashed, but god damn if I was him and saw myself act like that I'd quit cold turkey

    • @tronmcrae
      @tronmcrae Рік тому +33

      Ya, he was on two other Code Blue Cam videos. The most recent one the officer asked him about what he thought about the videos and he admitted it was embarrassing and said he hadn't drank in a while. Although he was still driving around illegally all the time. He was at least very civil the last time.

    • @melsop54
      @melsop54 Рік тому +16

      Oh god yeah. If not for the your family, then for the sake of your manhood. I don't know that his wife has the self image to walk away from this, but just the thought of my wife having to talk to me that way at all, much less in front of other grown men...nope. I'm not riskin it. Funny as it was to watch, it was just as painful.

    • @eanico5551
      @eanico5551 Рік тому +5

      HAHAHAHAHAHAH! I'd quit cold turkey myself also. What a biiaaaaaachhhhh

    • @palladium607
      @palladium607 Рік тому +5

      Don't be shy, tell us about the embarrassing things you've done while trashed...

    • @beatlejason
      @beatlejason Рік тому +2

      Noah my friend. I am by no means an expert but I think you need help. It costs you nothing and it's very near the front of the phone book. Good luck.

  • @Ragnarokx87
    @Ragnarokx87 3 роки тому +672

    I could never be a cop I would be laughing my ass off at this kid the whole time lol

    • @naxgulengames9863
      @naxgulengames9863 3 роки тому +51

      That or slapping the shit out of him for talking like that around grandma.

    • @raztox3050
      @raztox3050 3 роки тому +28

      @@naxgulengames9863 No wonder the grandma didn't give 2 shits. Imagine how he treats his grandma behind closed doors

    • @champion6284
      @champion6284 3 роки тому +15

      @@whimsiquisitive dude needs to man up , you already fucked up keep your dignity at least

    • @Thiccness_Is_Delicious
      @Thiccness_Is_Delicious 3 роки тому +18

      @@whimsiquisitive we don't need Jesus we need common sense and a reinforcement of morales

    • @petarded8529
      @petarded8529 3 роки тому +13

      “Wife” apparently 🤦‍♂️
      Please stop breeding.

  • @rammuchewicz8045
    @rammuchewicz8045 Рік тому +14

    Physical pain is usually temporary. However, that whimpering might last a lifetime.

  • @Tanner.T
    @Tanner.T 3 роки тому +1697

    I like how donut is supposedly talking to zay while he's up walking on the background

    • @Tanner.T
      @Tanner.T 3 роки тому +109

      @You have to know Shut up bot with Yt video link that replies to every top comment

    • @RetrXx
      @RetrXx 3 роки тому +30

      1:05
      Lmao I saw that too

    • @lowbrainpower4093
      @lowbrainpower4093 3 роки тому +6

      First think I noticed

    • @lowbrainpower4093
      @lowbrainpower4093 3 роки тому +8

      Think*

    • @Trevfishing
      @Trevfishing 3 роки тому +1

      Haha I know

  • @CP-xo6yb
    @CP-xo6yb 3 роки тому +266

    Can you imagine how many hours grandma just spent trying to convince her to leave his ass? The way she ratted him out she has definitely had enough of his bull shit.

    • @willh2739
      @willh2739 3 роки тому +11

      grandma said "Too much emotion... she's half the problem. ... So is he"
      no opinion just sharing what she said because it was really hard to hear.

    • @adamburdt8794
      @adamburdt8794 3 роки тому +8

      From the way "baby" reacted she has had enough too.

    • @austinhunt972
      @austinhunt972 3 роки тому +2

      Bull shits* plural😉

    • @nurgle11
      @nurgle11 3 роки тому +2

      Snitch Grandma is hilarious.

  • @Oldschool_Gamer_
    @Oldschool_Gamer_ 3 роки тому +451

    "you wanna hear what i wrote the Dutch?"
    me as a dutchman: ah, that explains the strange rambling letter i received from the US recently

    • @brightspark8052
      @brightspark8052 3 роки тому +27

      Yooo you got the letter too?

    • @MrCurbinator
      @MrCurbinator 3 роки тому +8

      As an antimonarchial society, we believe it of the utmost importance to communicate directly with our fellow freemen in the old world.

    • @AlphanumericCharacters
      @AlphanumericCharacters 3 роки тому +5

      On behalf of the United States I apologize.

    • @PaulDixon25
      @PaulDixon25 3 роки тому +13

      Would the Dutch be interested in acquiring one slightly used T-Rex? Free of charge.

    • @mikebennett6421
      @mikebennett6421 3 роки тому +1

      🤣😂

  • @xXTheVigilantXx
    @xXTheVigilantXx 7 місяців тому +13

    Noah: "What do you make an hour?"
    Officer: "Not enough"

  • @happilyignorant
    @happilyignorant 3 роки тому +400

    As a 21 year old I was feeling kind of down in the dumps. Then I saw this other 21 year old being a total fuck up. All of a sudden, my grass just looked greener

    • @ronjones-6977
      @ronjones-6977 3 роки тому +10

      Stop smoking that green stuff and things might pick right up.

    • @TalkingFlannel
      @TalkingFlannel 3 роки тому +1

      thats hilarious shit right there

    • @ForFucksSake57591
      @ForFucksSake57591 3 роки тому

      @happily ignorant 😂😂😂 you got that right…

    • @mj1925
      @mj1925 3 роки тому

      FACTS LMFAOOOOOO

    • @tinkerbell9757
      @tinkerbell9757 3 роки тому

      AA CALLING

  • @ninety5tag170
    @ninety5tag170 3 роки тому +225

    Didn’t even ask any questions yet and already he’s telling the police EVERYTHING!!
    I love this one!! This is a great one!!

    • @Eclispestar
      @Eclispestar 3 роки тому +1

      Sir you know you have a right to remain silent
      Guy: Your a piece of s. Im going to find you when I get out.

  • @JanoyCresvaZero
    @JanoyCresvaZero 2 роки тому +1736

    I’ve never felt more embarrassed for another human being in my life.
    The wife, I mean…

    • @Malama_Ki
      @Malama_Ki 2 роки тому

      She’s stupid to be with him. If she produces children the world is a worse place.

    • @deezelfairy
      @deezelfairy 2 роки тому +62

      Meh, why feel sorry for her? Sounds like they have kids too.
      If you choose this fool as your partner/father of your children you deserve all you get.

    • @Spherehead123
      @Spherehead123 2 роки тому +3

      @@deezelfairy You'll never know people's story, never assume things like a an old bag.

    • @sandraday6955
      @sandraday6955 2 роки тому +14

      I feel left out as a normal member of society who has NEVER had the police at my house for me.

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube 2 роки тому +1

      yeah true why does she need empathy. it doesnt make sense why anyones emasculating him, lets start calling her stupid too i guess.@@deezelfairy

  • @VinnieG-
    @VinnieG- Рік тому +15

    that cop was super nice and patient. I'm very impressed

  • @gregbagel791
    @gregbagel791 3 роки тому +830

    His wife actually seems like a decent person who really could've done a lot better

    • @mlopez2803
      @mlopez2803 3 роки тому +135

      its his ex-gf now. She left him & his enabler grandmother, taking their child with her. She commented on the original video from Code Blue Cam channel.

    • @Gtugcu
      @Gtugcu 3 роки тому +23

      Use a condom folks

    • @adamatch9624
      @adamatch9624 3 роки тому +21

      @@mlopez2803 enabler grandmother? How ? She is helping the cops she didn’t enable shit

    • @metningsniva3856
      @metningsniva3856 3 роки тому +4

      Not in that neighborhood.

    • @roscoe4092
      @roscoe4092 3 роки тому +54

      @@adamatch9624 she enables his behavior by allowing him to continue and supporting him, not hard to figure out. Either somebody enables you and that’s why you took offense or you just can’t see it for some reason

  • @soggybiscotti8425
    @soggybiscotti8425 3 роки тому +497

    "I stopped selling drugs for you guys."
    Yep, not your kids, for the police.

    • @parzival6777
      @parzival6777 3 роки тому +21

      2 MINUTES LATER! " I sell drugs, I sell oxy"

    • @XOChristianaNicole
      @XOChristianaNicole 3 роки тому +4

      Man, this fool stopped sellin’ cannabis, ‘cause the shops put his skunk ass outta business.
      Which, is why he moved to oxy.

    • @dharmabum2838
      @dharmabum2838 3 роки тому

      This is stupid.

  • @debhathaway2723
    @debhathaway2723 Рік тому +377

    My favorite moment is around the 4:40 mark, when Noah pushes down his shorts and grandma remarks "Thanks for sharing."

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +59

      Grandma had me cracking up. She dropped that line. Then she narcs on him.

    • @awilson816aw
      @awilson816aw Рік тому +34

      ​@@feraltaco4783 She's Damn sick of him by now, I'm sure lol

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +14

      @@awilson816aw I know I would be.

    • @Photoartc
      @Photoartc Рік тому +16

      @@feraltaco4783 that was the best in the whole video. I love grandma😂

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +9

      @@Photoartc she wasn't having any of that. I love her. What's hilarious is that in the second installment his g/f dropped a dime on him and told the cops where his stash was. I'm guessing she was a bit pissed about him wailing on her then taking their baby hostage while screaming at the cops.

  • @ileana8360
    @ileana8360 Рік тому +5

    This wa pure comedy gold.From T-Rex to Backpfeifengesicht and the dog divided by a gate comparison.

  • @nightcrestevergreen7703
    @nightcrestevergreen7703 3 роки тому +216

    The poor grandmother. She looks so dejected from this situation, watching her grandchild act in an egregious manner. The girlfriend also.

    • @Evan-hq5dt
      @Evan-hq5dt 3 роки тому +10

      As a former CPS investigator, police officer, and current attorney, grandma is, statistically, half his problems. Shit is cyclical AF.

    • @nightcrestevergreen7703
      @nightcrestevergreen7703 3 роки тому +4

      @@Evan-hq5dt Wow, that is very depressing.

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 3 роки тому +929

    Everyone: "Why are officers quitting?"
    The shit officers have to deal with:

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert 3 роки тому +38

      *"Im TaKiNg a POoP!"*

    • @Cheddar_Wizard
      @Cheddar_Wizard 3 роки тому +40

      And they’re hated by the public. It’s sad. People can’t properly differentiate nor quantify the amount of good cops from bad.

    • @stevenpolkinghorn4747
      @stevenpolkinghorn4747 3 роки тому +19

      Nah we/they aren't quitting because of assholes like this. That's expected. They quit because they get in trouble when they have to use force on them and because people hate them for literally no reason other than fake news and media lies.

    • @moephillsjr
      @moephillsjr 3 роки тому +3

      @@stevenpolkinghorn4747 I will say most cops are hated because they "Good cops" standby and let their partners violate ppls rights , and break the law constantly. And they standby and watch them abuse their power.

    • @stevenpolkinghorn4747
      @stevenpolkinghorn4747 3 роки тому +15

      @@moephillsjr yeah... You've never worked law enforcement. Go on some ride alongs. You'll see that it is insanely rare that an officer knows that another officer is obviously and clearly doing wrong and doesn't stop him. You can't say an officer did nothing to stop another officer when the "wrong officer" is following his training but then civilians don't like it and say it was wrong, then even though the officer wasn't wrong, the second officer gets in trouble for supposedly not stopping him. Fucking bullshit. Just like the Floyd incident. Chauvin didn't do anything wrong, or at least nothing criminal (maybe could have checked on him more) and then the other officers got arrested. Fucking bullshit.

  • @badjuju2721
    @badjuju2721 3 роки тому +287

    "I ain't even selling drugs becuase of you" a true Saint.

    • @outwiththem
      @outwiththem 3 роки тому +6

      Dam cops stopping criminals like me. Dam guys dont like criminals... LOL.. Must be a democrat..

    • @spicydiarrhea5662
      @spicydiarrhea5662 3 роки тому +1

      well now I feel bad for him, blue man bad

    • @TeresiaR
      @TeresiaR 3 роки тому +1

      Don’t forget the 5 credits he got for the police officers, that they didn’t need cause they already had them before they went to college! 🤣🇨🇦

    • @JaysOnMyFeet7
      @JaysOnMyFeet7 3 роки тому +2

      Nice to see a bad juju 😂

  • @Peace_of_Toast
    @Peace_of_Toast Рік тому +50

    I love how she talks to him like a toddler. Glad she and her kid are out of the relationship.

  • @glados4765
    @glados4765 2 роки тому +313

    It should be mandatory as part of the punishment for all DUI's for the driver to have to watch their arrest video.

    • @Goog8778
      @Goog8778 Рік тому +20

      That would be hilarious

    • @Voidling9545
      @Voidling9545 Рік тому +33

      It’s the “see how dumb you are” treatment.

    • @freddiefackelmayer5267
      @freddiefackelmayer5267 Рік тому +12

      My dad did an informational request from the local sheriff's office when I got mine in 2018, he showed it to all my friends for a month, we had some good laughs over it. I did the tests pretty confidently that I could get out of it and then when they put me in the back of the car I fell asleep immediately.

    • @jpoeng
      @jpoeng Рік тому +4

      Omg especially if there’s a donut commentary 🤣😆

    • @bradeversole4081
      @bradeversole4081 Рік тому +3

      Yes, a public screening of it. 😂

  • @jehoiakimelidoronila5450
    @jehoiakimelidoronila5450 3 роки тому +198

    Him: *giving hints that he actually did it*
    Cops: "we didn't even asked but thanks for informing us"

  • @WompWompWoooomp
    @WompWompWoooomp 3 роки тому +221

    Ron White: "I had the right to be silent, but I did not have the ability."

  • @anonymousperson1183
    @anonymousperson1183 Рік тому +38

    Videos like this simply solidify my resolve to never touch alcohol. The idea of having my mind impaired is unpleasant enough on its own, but every time I see drunk people making complete fools of themselves it becomes even more unappealing. The idea that a life without alcohol/drugs is boring is complete bull crap, I am 23 and enjoy my sober life a lot

    • @creepycooter8370
      @creepycooter8370 Рік тому

      winner

    • @ashleycraig8223
      @ashleycraig8223 11 місяців тому +3

      I'm 25 and same I've never seen the appeal

    • @zx7-rr486
      @zx7-rr486 7 місяців тому +2

      .. that is such nonsense. You KNOW if you can or can't control yourself after having some drinks. The vast majority of people can have some drinks, get merry, without becoming violent or aggressive or getting in trouble. Sadly there are far too many people like this idiot who can't control themselves after drinking.

    • @johnwiks2597
      @johnwiks2597 7 місяців тому +2

      Alcohol just accentuates the person you already are, just like money and power.

    • @iels7346
      @iels7346 6 місяців тому +1

      Nerrrrrrrdddddddddd. Jk, good on ya.

  • @Mustard_Face
    @Mustard_Face 3 роки тому +232

    I like how during the ad, Tay walks in from the front door and turns around then leaves…while donut is “talking” to him on the couch. Classic!

  • @charlesblizz2590
    @charlesblizz2590 3 роки тому +344

    He so drunk he doesn't even realize the whole family is trying to be rid of him 🤣

    • @MAS7s
      @MAS7s 3 роки тому

      I'm tryin to steal my wife...

    • @aboveall9521
      @aboveall9521 3 роки тому +1

      its get rid of, and guess what, "BL"D"M" just like yours :)

    • @28russ
      @28russ 3 роки тому

      Grandma "You're going with them" 😂🤣

    • @jasonsell8523
      @jasonsell8523 3 роки тому +5

      Turns out they were the ones who got him drunk and asked him to go to the store hahahha

    • @charlesblizz2590
      @charlesblizz2590 3 роки тому +2

      @@aboveall9521 your special

  • @patdonnelly9392
    @patdonnelly9392 Рік тому +403

    'You're a piece of sh#t! Can you give me a hug?' A fine example of extreme T-Rex bipolar behavior.

    • @samtaylor6837
      @samtaylor6837 Рік тому +20

      A rare yet severe plague to the T-Rex population

    • @chanceneck8072
      @chanceneck8072 Рік тому

      Absolutely! Bipolar hits the nail on the head, I believe. However I have never seen any suspect ever be such a pathetic, whining loser b*tch like this guy here...

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +6

      Dude is more bipolar than I am. That's pretty impressive.

    • @mattjoyce8715
      @mattjoyce8715 Рік тому +5

      @@feraltaco4783more of a borderline personality disorder vibe…

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому

      @@mattjoyce8715 tbh, I think he's just a drunk asshole. Have you seen the second vid with him?

  • @kyle870
    @kyle870 Рік тому +42

    Grandma is the definition of I'm too old for this bullshit 😂

  • @DJTitainiam
    @DJTitainiam 3 роки тому +163

    Him: crying hysterically
    Grandma: So Anyway...

  • @Raptus_Gaming
    @Raptus_Gaming 3 роки тому +837

    "The truck driver was drunk, the guy in the yard was drunk, the grandma is drunk, everybody's drunk"
    Yeah Donut, welcome to WI!

    • @paparooster9569
      @paparooster9569 3 роки тому +31

      Ha, I'm older now and lots of us get up at 3 to 4am. Lol

    • @MyLonewolf25
      @MyLonewolf25 3 роки тому +14

      We just built different

    • @Frey0776
      @Frey0776 3 роки тому +28

      Don't you mean Florida?
      Oh, my bad. You said drunk, not high on every drug known to man

    • @ThePlugOnline
      @ThePlugOnline 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/kiRSu5a0p8M/v-deo.html

    • @plick645
      @plick645 3 роки тому +15

      @@Frey0776 that's Portland lol.

  • @jf5618
    @jf5618 3 роки тому +128

    That poor grandmother…her “golden years” dealing with her grandson and his mess. Shit ain’t right!!

  • @johnryandeliso1905
    @johnryandeliso1905 Рік тому +18

    “I’ve got 5 colon credits.” Is that why he was “pooping” so much?😂

    • @Archangel251
      @Archangel251 6 місяців тому +1

      What’s a colon credit? Is that even what he said?

  • @MJOLNIRchief90
    @MJOLNIRchief90 3 роки тому +124

    Once we got to the third drunk person, I thought to myself, "This has to be Wisconsin." I lost my shit when I saw La Crosse on the side of the police vehicle. I love my state.

    • @JulianDestroya
      @JulianDestroya 3 роки тому +2

      On Wisconsin

    • @GalootWrangler
      @GalootWrangler 3 роки тому +5

      Judging by this and other videos, what’s brewed in La Crosse stays in La Crosse.

    • @yodatrucker420
      @yodatrucker420 3 роки тому +1

      I was expecting peachtree city GA to be honest but didn't see a drunk guy on a golf cart (yeah they have like 3 times the number of DUI arrest in that one town as they do in the rest of of state)

    • @aaronwilcott4561
      @aaronwilcott4561 3 роки тому +4

      Lacrosse is known as a party town and alcohol flows like blood through the town.This happens more then any of us even know🙄

    • @DonutOperator
      @DonutOperator  3 роки тому +5

      hahaha

  • @Neselman21
    @Neselman21 3 роки тому +100

    I love how his girl and his grandmother were like soooo happy to be getting rid of him

    • @cavemanlovesmoke4394
      @cavemanlovesmoke4394 3 роки тому +7

      @You have to know don't click this ^^

    • @xevia3877
      @xevia3877 3 роки тому +2

      @@cavemanlovesmoke4394 report it for spam.

  • @auccy2183
    @auccy2183 Рік тому +141

    I'm only 21 and I'm a correctional officer it always blows my mind when people my age or younger come in

    • @xenoslayys8122
      @xenoslayys8122 Рік тому +12

      I cannot imagine doing that, im the same age but your way braver than me

    • @janice576
      @janice576 Рік тому +6

      Thank you for your Service..

    • @joshb8976
      @joshb8976 Рік тому +6

      It should blow your mind when older people get locked up. Past a certain point people gotta knock the shit off.

    • @sharkybate7115
      @sharkybate7115 Рік тому +2

      Some people never grow up. And some people never get people that hold them accountable in their life. Accountability makes a world of difference between a man and a man child

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms Рік тому

      @@joshb8976 The old people are usually career criminals who are incapable of doing anything else

  • @pksracing
    @pksracing 9 місяців тому +16

    I just watched this, and I don't remember ever laughing so hard at a post before. Your commentary was also spot on!

  • @nathaniel2026
    @nathaniel2026 3 роки тому +151

    When your girlfriend in the same breath says “grow up, talk to the nice police officer” you are another one of her kids

  • @leeevans4401
    @leeevans4401 3 роки тому +515

    "Why are you sweating so much"
    "I was taking a shit"
    "Well guys, the 3-time DUI sweaty bleeding shirtless kid has an alibi, better move on to better suspects"

    • @Mr_Bones.
      @Mr_Bones. 3 роки тому +9

      Everyone knows there’s no better defense than the ol’ “Taking a shit” defense. Rumor has it that’s what got
      OJ off as he explained why there was so much blood in his Bronco, clothes, home, and porch.
      Hell I used it myself to get out of a triple homicide last Thursday ;)

    • @jdub2100
      @jdub2100 2 роки тому

      LMAO

    • @rt66vintage16
      @rt66vintage16 2 роки тому

      He's kinda flabby too.

  • @fasillimerick7394
    @fasillimerick7394 2 роки тому +201

    If I ever shouted, "I was takin' a shit!" in front of either of my grandmothers, I would jump behind one of those cops in fear for my life.

    • @DetectiveTrupo203
      @DetectiveTrupo203 2 роки тому +5

      Lmao

    • @Albert_RIP
      @Albert_RIP 2 роки тому +4

      @@kulyk_ukraine this is the most Eastern Europe thing I’ve ever heard, thank you.

    • @T.Maximus
      @T.Maximus Місяць тому

      Weird flex

  • @juanmanueldominguez827
    @juanmanueldominguez827 Рік тому +127

    After knowing that this guy has a wife and a child... there is still hope for us guys!

    • @notsmii7y
      @notsmii7y Рік тому

      I’d be embarrassed to be connected to this drunk man child

    • @mrdavman13
      @mrdavman13 11 місяців тому +7

      This woman left him, took the kids. Luckily for the rest of the sad men out there like Noah, he has a new girlfriend who featured in his latest arrest video.

    • @danielmcgillis270
      @danielmcgillis270 10 місяців тому +3

      @@mrdavman13 I sincerely hope the woman finds a good solid man to help her recover from this nightmare she was stuck in.

    • @danielmcgillis270
      @danielmcgillis270 10 місяців тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 10 місяців тому

      The dope having a family is just a crime against life.

  • @nathangehman7018
    @nathangehman7018 3 роки тому +178

    T-Rex: "WAHDDDU MAAKE N HOOOUUUUUR"
    Officer, realizing he doesn't get payed enough: "That is irrelevant..."

    • @Soinetwa
      @Soinetwa 3 роки тому +4

      hoenstly in that situation..
      even tho it would be unproffessional
      i couldnt help it but say it out loud: "not enough .. sigh"

    • @dlmblodgett
      @dlmblodgett 3 роки тому +2

      Wait till we get to the station. Why? Are you going to puke on them?

    • @RealNess-lw9eu
      @RealNess-lw9eu 3 роки тому +1

      I once got a talking to by my lieutenant for mumbling (in a similar circumstance).
      “Not enough to deal with this bullshit”
      She was a drunk ex-girlfriend who drove to her ex-boyfriend’s friends house to hassle him after he had reached his breaking point and left to flee her bullshit. And the friend had been filming her on his cell phone from the garage. Before I was on scene she tried to push past him to get into the house and give another ration of shit to her ex and the buddy just gave her a slight nudge to keep her out of the garage but since the driveway was at a bit of a steep pitch, she rolled ass over tea kettle down to the asphalt and was laying there in a heap raising hell. He was willing to press on disorderly so as I was cuffing her, she starts screaming about her job and how she makes more in a month than I probably do in a year and then demands to know what I get paid hourly.
      It just slipped out and the body can caught it…. I have no regrets though.

  • @JVTrickypants
    @JVTrickypants 2 роки тому +415

    Noah is SUCH a hard ass when there's a door/barrier in between him and the cops...but as SOON as the door opens he goes into sad puppy showing it's belly mode begging them not to hurt him lol

    • @ThomasDobosz
      @ThomasDobosz 2 роки тому +14

      That is how most people are.

    • @JVTrickypants
      @JVTrickypants 2 роки тому +29

      @@ThomasDobosz Oh yeah, just seeing such an extreme and instant switch in the moment made me laugh.

    • @thunderballz74
      @thunderballz74 2 роки тому

      HE WILL GET PLOWED WHEN HE GETS TO PRISON!!

    • @michaelhill3305
      @michaelhill3305 2 роки тому +14

      we used to call people like that cell warriors

    • @spiralrose
      @spiralrose Рік тому +4

      You are making me think of scared puppies now.
      Stop atXD

  • @lizard944
    @lizard944 3 роки тому +221

    The wife seems way out of place there. She seems intelligent and reasonable. They should check to make sure she's not a captive.

    • @joemama.556
      @joemama.556 3 роки тому +37

      right???? like why is she with him??? she seems to have like 3 or 4 times his IQ. I really hope that girl finds a nice dude who is not a man child

    • @ndl6827
      @ndl6827 3 роки тому +30

      Some women just like broken men. They have this illusion from the start that THEY will be the ones to finally fix him...

    • @proximitive3872
      @proximitive3872 3 роки тому +22

      @@joemama.556 u guys forgot he is under influence. Ive seen a lot of people who go 360 when theyre drunk

    • @notsourry
      @notsourry 3 роки тому +15

      @@proximitive3872 360?

    • @jimsnabl4455
      @jimsnabl4455 3 роки тому +4

      @@notsourry like jarjar binks" it is this a way" as he spins around past 360

  • @brxndon24
    @brxndon24 Рік тому +8

    i couldnt be a cop man, i wouldnt have been able to contain myself from laughing so hard through this entire encounter hahahhaha

  • @bruhmomentz9692
    @bruhmomentz9692 3 роки тому +239

    We just watch this man go through puberty and his mood swings in 25 minutes

    • @JU66BU5T3R
      @JU66BU5T3R 3 роки тому +3

      Jeesuz H. Christ that was painful to watch.

    • @nessa2481
      @nessa2481 3 роки тому +4

      As a female & a mother - this dude just went through like every pms & all 9 months of emotions in like 25 minutes! Wow…

    • @johnwest6977
      @johnwest6977 3 роки тому +1

      @@nessa2481 this is the most Emotion’s I’ve seen from a “man”

    • @nessa2481
      @nessa2481 3 роки тому

      @@johnwest6977 I agree! Maybe not the most a man has felt but definitely the most shown.

    • @nessa2481
      @nessa2481 3 роки тому

      Extreme PMS definitely causes the poops… & unusual codependency, emotional outbursts, illogical thinking, mood swings, denial, fleeting confidence, among other things… I mean, maybe he is trans. There is nothing wrong with that! Why any man would actually want to go through a females constant, God given, emotional roller coaster is beyond me but to each his/her/them/they/thou/whatever own! ✌️❤️

  • @hole-sawbear1500
    @hole-sawbear1500 Рік тому +238

    "I don't even sell drugs!!"
    Bro, just.. shut up.
    Lmfao

    • @AnAmericanMusician
      @AnAmericanMusician Рік тому +19

      "I used to sell LOTS of drugs!"

    • @Thurston86
      @Thurston86 Рік тому +21

      “But I quit. For you guys!” 😂 That was my favourite part.

    • @lordkiza8838
      @lordkiza8838 Рік тому +4

      @@Thurston86 lmaaoooooooooooooooooooo God damn

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +1

      Right?! My dude, stop digging. You've hit China. 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @mmatthews61687
    @mmatthews61687 3 роки тому +54

    19:05 Although he's 21, he very well may have just graduated from high school at age 20. Based on what I've learned about Noah so far, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he was held back a couple times.

    • @murphyrutledge5590
      @murphyrutledge5590 3 роки тому +1

      I’m just 20, and this guy still seems like a scared little kid.

  •  Рік тому +9

    Grandma looks like shes done. Dont want no more of this.

  • @jf5618
    @jf5618 3 роки тому +151

    “The way you’re talking is going to get you in trouble” - Baby

  • @jordanhicks5131
    @jordanhicks5131 3 роки тому +424

    "Grow up, talk to the nice police officer"
    That wife is fantastic, shes a great mother for taking care of this manchild

    • @croaker260
      @croaker260 3 роки тому +44

      I hope she pulls a Forrest Gump and runs far far away.

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 3 роки тому +25

      @@croaker260 yeah but then its child abandonment leaving this guy unsupervised

    • @Rafael_Fuchs
      @Rafael_Fuchs 3 роки тому +13

      It makes me wonder what he's like sober. There has to be something redeeming about him to her. Hopefully it's not just her settling for whatever. Otherwise, it's some real, "He breaths and does what I say" vibes. Lol

    • @Nekophiliac
      @Nekophiliac 3 роки тому +13

      No, I’d disagree. “Fantastic” would be her leaving this dipshit and avoiding relationships with people like him. Keeping her kids around him will only ever be a detriment to them. At least she had the presence of mind to scold him and make plans with the officers to go to her mothers’. At least, that’s what it sounded like she was doing for at least that night….make it permanent, for the kids’ sakes.

    • @ohanaross-roberts97
      @ohanaross-roberts97 3 роки тому +2

      @Robert Sears definitely not, he was a drug dealer. And said he’s broke.

  • @theramblinmahoney2316
    @theramblinmahoney2316 3 роки тому +1044

    As a recovering alcoholic part of me finds this heartbreaking, but on the whole I can’t stop laughing.
    Fuck I’m so glad I never did anything this stupid.

    • @allisonjames2923
      @allisonjames2923 3 роки тому +16

      You hope! Is there video is the real question?

    • @wonkybiscuit2760
      @wonkybiscuit2760 3 роки тому +34

      Good stuff quitting the sauce bro. Much respect, stay strong 💪💪💪

    • @kijuweaver9349
      @kijuweaver9349 3 роки тому +9

      How do I deal with a alcoholic? I knows it probably not appropriate and I’m sorry. But he is 26 and has been drinking since 17. He is dying from this and has diseases from his drinking and he doesn’t care. He wants to go and idk what to do. He lays in his vomit all day and drinks.

    • @wonkybiscuit2760
      @wonkybiscuit2760 3 роки тому +13

      @@kijuweaver9349 Make sure you take care of yourself. You are an individual just as important as them. Don’t sacrifice yourself for the well-being of another, if they aren’t willing to get help. I hope you have a great rest of your week.

    • @theramblinmahoney2316
      @theramblinmahoney2316 3 роки тому +10

      @@kijuweaver9349 Sorry to hear that, could be time for an intervention but make sure it’s handled properly.
      They need to be surrounded by love ones and shown that they’re cared for.

  • @luckovr7723
    @luckovr7723 Рік тому +7

    Wife: “Talk to him respectfully”
    The drunk man-child: tries to shake their hand

  • @olglory4648
    @olglory4648 3 роки тому +120

    “Because y’all broke my heart”
    Right in the feels

  • @aaronmerritt44
    @aaronmerritt44 3 роки тому +497

    "Grow up, and talk to the nice police officers!" -A very smart girl

    • @TheBritishPatriot
      @TheBritishPatriot 3 роки тому +76

      If she was smart she wouldn’t be with an idiot like that!

    • @aaronmerritt44
      @aaronmerritt44 3 роки тому +50

      @@TheBritishPatriot I honestly cannot even argue that

    • @userequaltoNull
      @userequaltoNull 3 роки тому +25

      @@TheBritishPatriot she doesn't sound like she'll be with him much longer lol

    • @mcnally211
      @mcnally211 3 роки тому +9

      Never talk to police, thats the smart thing to do. Why make things worse for youre self. STAY SILENT & REQUEST A LAWYER!

    • @AM23.
      @AM23. 3 роки тому +5

      Definitely a keeper❤👍

  • @kingroberts7791
    @kingroberts7791 3 роки тому +232

    The whole “baby” thing has never made me cringe before I saw this.

  • @Stilchi
    @Stilchi Рік тому +8

    I love how u say Backpfeifengesicht😂😂😂

  • @LateNightRewrites
    @LateNightRewrites 3 роки тому +188

    This manchild is an absolute disgrace to the entire gender
    "Noah, I am not going to give you a hug"
    -some cop, 2021

    • @yodatrucker420
      @yodatrucker420 3 роки тому +5

      I kind of hope this airs on the new cops and the other inmates see it.
      Noah will be reborn in to Natalie

    • @soberserotonin1850
      @soberserotonin1850 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, but I wouldn’t insult women by referring to this guy as feminine. “manchild” is perfect haha

    • @antthegord9411
      @antthegord9411 3 роки тому

      @@soberserotonin1850 tf u on about? they didn't call the guy feminine, they said he's a disgrace to the entire gender of "male", in other words he's a disgrace to all men worldwide.

    • @GotPoopInMySoup
      @GotPoopInMySoup 3 роки тому

      Sex*** not gender

  • @Mike-me3sp
    @Mike-me3sp 3 роки тому +115

    "Noah, if you can be quiet for the next twenty seconds we'll take you home right now." I'm thinking he'd still be spending the night in the cells.

  • @Timotheuster
    @Timotheuster 3 роки тому +282

    The grandma and wife an hour earlier: “Hey, why don’t you go take the car for a spin eh...?”

    • @ralcogaming7674
      @ralcogaming7674 3 роки тому +19

      "But guys I'm on probation and I've been drinking"

    • @zeromatica
      @zeromatica 3 роки тому +13

      But grandma I’m on probation and can’t own a car or have a license!!!

    • @DuckMcDuckinson
      @DuckMcDuckinson 3 роки тому +14

      But grandma I gotta shit

    • @colinklang
      @colinklang 3 роки тому +2

      Seriously! They both seemed pretty sick of his bullshit

    • @LUFCLiving
      @LUFCLiving 3 роки тому +1

      But grandma i have an ankle bracelet!

  • @KylerKroll-hq4tt
    @KylerKroll-hq4tt 11 місяців тому +8

    This is by far the best police interaction I’ve ever seen

  • @mbochum83
    @mbochum83 3 роки тому +316

    "He's trying to pass the bracelet? No wonder he shits for so long."
    Legitimately just had give myself the heimlich from inhaling a burger while laughing at that. Good stuff.

    • @Mr.Fister.Roboto
      @Mr.Fister.Roboto 3 роки тому +3

      "I DIDN'T BREAK ANY CRIMES!!!"

    • @thefinalgrind
      @thefinalgrind 3 роки тому +3

      I've learned to not eat while being on UA-cam. For exact reasons.

  • @FluffyBunny9002
    @FluffyBunny9002 3 роки тому +349

    I don't know whether to laugh or cry, because this is the saddest shit I've ever seen.

    • @davejob630
      @davejob630 3 роки тому +3

      Yep.

    • @unbearifiedbear1885
      @unbearifiedbear1885 3 роки тому +33

      "Can I have a hug? ..even a _fake_ hug?"
      😔

    • @PoofyFancyPants
      @PoofyFancyPants 3 роки тому +35

      he just wanted to shit in pain, man

    • @paunaic5460
      @paunaic5460 3 роки тому +13

      This young man is just a fucking drunk ass mess. Damn.

    • @aforerunner1773
      @aforerunner1773 3 роки тому +10

      Some funny parts, but definitely mostly just a sad video, damn dude

  • @games68775
    @games68775 3 роки тому +285

    The girlfriend was like a mother talking to a 7 year old child
    EDIT: The suggestion in the replies is right - a 2 year old child.

    • @irishwristwatch92
      @irishwristwatch92 3 роки тому +15

      Well... drunk people are basically toddlers

    • @champion6284
      @champion6284 3 роки тому +2

      @@irishwristwatch92 nah some people just aren’t meant to touch alcohol can’t even control himself he’s a wreck

    • @ElonMuckX
      @ElonMuckX 3 роки тому +3

      7yo? More like 2yo!

    • @Ethelberd
      @Ethelberd 3 роки тому

      @@irishwristwatch92 I bet he aint even near drunk enough to justify his behavior

    • @cavemanlovesmoke4394
      @cavemanlovesmoke4394 3 роки тому +2

      She def belongs to the fb group "I let losers come in me"

  • @rsxghosts
    @rsxghosts 2 роки тому +110

    I feel so bad for the wife if she actually is. She deserves so much better then this. If he's on probation that means she's put up with it before therefore he thinks about himself and not the one who still stayed hoping they'd turn around for the better she deserves so much better. Heart goes out to her for putting up with it.

    • @kyrollos777
      @kyrollos777 2 роки тому +10

      Yeah that’s how you get women to stay just get them pregnant…
      Lmao
      that’s why waiting till marriage really matters.
      I doubt they got married before

    • @liamhgd581
      @liamhgd581 Рік тому +3

      While I agree with u over all. Being on probation dosent mean she has 100% put up with this off him before at all. The chances are high that she has granted but saying she has 100% dealt with it just because he's on probation is stupid. Plenty of good people on probation due to bad mistakes or just something unfortunate happening that they caused but was completely out of there control and or other Petty's stuff like word crimes

    • @ksagstertohi6156
      @ksagstertohi6156 Рік тому +3

      She is free to leave whenever she likes.

    • @chrisnoname2725
      @chrisnoname2725 Рік тому +3

      ​@@liamhgd581it's not that he's on probation that's the problem. Any record he has is irrelevant. It's his behavior that's the issue and there's plenty of males with his attitude without any record too.

    • @Jpgator1214
      @Jpgator1214 Рік тому +1

      She'll learn.....eventually

  • @revelation9125
    @revelation9125 3 роки тому +75

    10:35 the cop “no hugs for me man, no hugs for me” had me dying

  • @rogerwaits2032
    @rogerwaits2032 2 роки тому +219

    The scariest part is he has a kid. I will keep that kid in my prayers.

    • @johngalt5166
      @johngalt5166 2 роки тому +13

      Your a better Christian than me, i obviously know we are supposed to love and care for all but man, it’s hard.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +11

      The girlfriend was finally able to get away from this genetic defect. She took the kid and dipped.

    • @rogerwaits2032
      @rogerwaits2032 Рік тому +1

      @@johngalt5166 yeah man

    • @awakenthewoke1091
      @awakenthewoke1091 Рік тому +3

      This is the kind of parent who's kids are all over the place in a grocery store. Although the mom did seem like a decent person.

  • @deboracresto7878
    @deboracresto7878 Рік тому +2

    Great segment! Gives insight into what law enforcement experiences. Love your humor and that you show your reactions along with the police video. It do watch your segments several times to enjoy all of the reactions.

  • @guardiangibbs2663
    @guardiangibbs2663 3 роки тому +123

    I like how dude is casually walkin around in the background while Donut was supposed to be talkin to him during the commercial.

  • @LexTenebris
    @LexTenebris 3 роки тому +571

    I think the worst part of this is that he's got a hot girl with a functioning prefrontal lobe who puts up with his shit. The world is full of unfairness.

    • @OrionDakota
      @OrionDakota 3 роки тому +70

      I just hate that his blubbering like a man-baby activates some protective instinct in her that lets her put up with this shit. She needs to move, and change her phone number before he gets out of jail....

    • @LexTenebris
      @LexTenebris 3 роки тому +22

      @@OrionDakota I mean - we've all seen couples like this. They might even be family members. She is way too forgiving and thus enabling, he is a complete piece of crap, and it never ends well.
      It's the "and it never ends well" that takes it from the realm of pure narrative to a tedious exercise and watching a train wreck. And that's sad.

    • @markmitchell590
      @markmitchell590 3 роки тому +28

      That was her realising that marrying a man who reminds you of your daddy has its downsides.

    • @LexTenebris
      @LexTenebris 3 роки тому +10

      @@markmitchell590 Terrible - but likely true.
      On the positive side, because I needed to find a positive side around here somewhere, she does have the opportunity to make better decisions going forward. It might be unlikely, but this is the sort of event that can change your headspace to something a little less self-destructive.
      He won't learn but she certainly can.

    • @earthwormchewer170
      @earthwormchewer170 3 роки тому

      Shut up :(

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 3 роки тому +467

    "why are you so sweaty?"
    "I was takin a shit!"
    I'm inclined not to believe this drunken, previous criminal, but I can at least confirm that bad one's both hurt and will leave you sweaty. I have one about every day cause Crohn's is shit, but I imagine it happens to normal people too, sometimes.

    • @ralcogaming7674
      @ralcogaming7674 3 роки тому +30

      Depends on what we eat typically, I've had some seriously bad ones I was sure I needed an epidural forXD. I too have left a bathroom shirtless and sweaty.

    • @blackraven8841
      @blackraven8841 3 роки тому +22

      Overrate too many almonds. Constipation and shit that literally feels like sandpaper will leave you in tears.
      Hell no I don't touch almonds anymore 🥵😂😂😂

    • @hunterstokes8766
      @hunterstokes8766 3 роки тому +9

      Jake king going to be called as an expert witness in this dudes trial

    • @EvasiveSnail
      @EvasiveSnail 3 роки тому +12

      Oh the joys of IBD. I can also confirm Jakes comments.

    • @EB-xl6db
      @EB-xl6db 3 роки тому +5

      Can confirm, the diet of a gym rat causes some horrible poops. While drunk or hungover, those are some of the sweatiest, most painful shits I've ever taken.

  • @timoconnell5804
    @timoconnell5804 8 місяців тому +5

    this girl was 1000X out of his league