@@brendonrookes1151 Our local one in a Gippsland town is supposed to be 24 hrs but they just don't have the staff to cover overnights; and we're also a relatively small population so it just doesn't make economic sense to keep it open.
Australian here, but of a warning for people who might get the wrong idea, we don't like political correctness, but we also don't like jerks. If you're openly racist, most people are gonna be turned off.
Yep, we decide we like someone based on their qualities not their politics. Know people with different beliefs with me, don't give a shit if they're not a dick.
If you’re openly discussing “racism” based only on skin colour, rather than discussing those who appear to make a habit of promoting the divisiveness of people ranting at each other on our streets about religious philosophies, we’re definitely going to be turned off.
We're now being made a minority in our own country. Today I saw more Indians and Africans than I did fellow Australians around my own area. Indians just bought the house across the street, today, too. But, some of us; and here's where you chime in, are STILL going on about people being :racist"?!
And as a fellow Aussie, I have a coffee cup that probably makes the situation worse ... "Oh, you find it offensive? I find it funny. That's why I'm happier than you."
Aussie's don't like political correctness, but they also don't like jerks. So if you're openly racist, most people are gonna be turned off. Meaning you will be avoided and shunned, even if no one says anything to your face.
I say similar to my daughter when she's acting up. That, life is pain and cute animals taste best are the best lessons I can think to teach her. Either I'm a horrible father or a brilliant one... Time will tell.
@@banjopete, there are a few bits he got almost flawlessly… but he can’t sustain it. However, it’s better than most people trying to talk Strine lol ;)
I’m a naturalised Australian citizen; arrived in 1965 from UK. Boy are you right, Gabriel, it is a culture shock when you arrive. Now after 59 years I’m used to it. You do the accent very well, some say I’ve still got my Pommy accent.😊
@@deadinside8781 imagine growing up in a village in Yorkshire then in South Wales leaving all behind at 17 with my parents and siblings. We speak differently, Aussies can’t understand us, we can’t understand them. They really are straight talkers, no filters. Our traditions, way of eating, it’s all different. I married an Aussie in 72, we have three children and 6 grandchildren, I still say expressions they don’t understand. My brother in law still calls me a Pom, but I say I have a certificate to say I’m a naturalised Aussie. The comeback is always the same, it’s a piece of paper, you’re still a bloody Pom!
Man that was ballsy of you, we had some of the most savage lockdowns in the world right before you came 😂 Weren't you worried what you got yourself into? Either way, welcome bro
Bundy Rum is responsible for the most lethal AGBs in the world. (For non-Australians, "AGB" is an Australian abbreviation for "After Grog Bog" meaning "Post Alcohol Shit")
i honestly love that we're kinda hard on each other especially our friends cause it builds up that thick resilient skin you need to handle alot of the crap this country throws at you.
That's exactly what I thought. Half a bottle each, sure. But one and a half each??? Na... That knife maker would have turned into the knife stabber at that point 😂
@@zed5129 yeah but I don't think you understand what that amount of Bundy does to a person. They choose violence. Trust me, I've seen fully blown alcoholics turn nasty on a lot of it
As a Canadian who never fit into the passive culture of "polical correctness," it was a breath of fresh air coming to Australia. I found a culture that was meant for me and I'm so grateful I get to live here forever!
The people who were like “get him back in the water” are what we call “fuck wits”. You pull that shit with your friends every day of the week, but you don’t do that with strangers ffs
I know some people who could do it. Any airport and airline worth their salt would not let them board a plan, but at the least they could avoid the hospital. It was only 1.5 bottles each, which is around 30 standard drinks. Enough to make even the hardiest man very obviously drunk, but not enough that absolutely anyone would be hospitalised.
Sounds like maybe a pre-mixed bottle of Rum and coke, around 350ml. around 5%. he either smashed those down really quickly, or he was so drunk he lost count and actually had 10.
The more I see this, the more I think the other two guys called the 3rd "bogan." Could be wrong, but the way he describes the guy, he'd fall under that category
@Shayhammowolf you don't have to know someone to call em a wanker, it's just what we call most drunk ediots, or just anyone we think is doing something stupid, or people who ain't doing anything and we just do it caus we're angry.....I'll just shorten it to we call everyone a wanker, except kids and woman, we're not assholes
As easy going as Australia may be, there is no way liquor licensing laws would allow any pub to let two blokes polish off three bottles of bundy in one sitting lol
Yeah I’m Australian and you obviously haven’t been to any dodgy bars. Cause I have been to PLENTY, that will let you drink as long and as hard as you like, as long as you don’t start shit.
I remember my first time watching comedian vids, my first of note was Eddie murphy raw. This is a good starter. It's a joke. It didn't happen. It's probably somewhat based on something that happened but comedians fabricate story's to get laughs.
Aussie here. You're 100% right about Fosters beer. It IS piss. NOBODY in Oz drinks it, but foreigners just assume we do. I was flying back to Oz on a Singapore Airlines flight after a holiday to Southeast Asia when the flight attendant asked me what I'd like to drink. I replied I'd like a beer please and, I guess she recognized my accent so cracked open a Fosters. She immediately saw the shocked (completely authentic) look on my face, straight away asked if there was something else I'd prefer and I happily took a Tiger beer off her hands.
I remember trying a Fosters tinny as a child ... we were always into pinching a beer from the folks even at 6 or 7, but that shit was spat out REAL quickly. Have NEVER touched it since and only really seen it a couple of times since.
Scotch, Bourbon or Tooheys or get ready to get laughed out of the pub :P ... but truthfully there is some really nice places to visit just don't expect to get state to state in a few hours.
The word you’re looking for to describe how drunk you were…… Hammered, completely hammered (it also sounds like you were almost legless) and Macca’s is open 24/7 in the big cities
Visited Ozland back in '78. Courtesy of Uncle Sam's Canoe Club i.e., USN. Our Destroyer Squadron pulled into Fremantle and Perth. Loved every single minute . Ozzies are the friendliness people on the face of the planet! And drank Emu Lager!
@@pat1012 I hear you. They might have been those mini bottles that bundy make, though. Like bar-fridge size ones (100ml or so). I think I’ve seen those sold. It’s probably just hyperbole though
No but seriously... it's good that a guy like him GOT IT and now has the influence to tell all American't how to act before coming here. let's be honest, Have you ever come across a backpacker, whether UK or American, You're at surry hills or bondi or something and they start talking to you and you just do the normal thing and they're too fucking serious........... it's just weird. you want to give them a slap in the head and say ... Lighten up mate
Drinking rum with a knife maker. Doesn’t sound like the best idea you’ve ever had. Bundaberg rum is well known for making people angry when you drink to much.
@@rodneymiddleton1044 "VB is more likely to make people Angry as it is the bottom of the barrel beer" Actually, it's more likely you telling them that i's a bottom of the barrel beer that makes them angry rather the VB lol
fk yeah, i didnt need some psychosomatic incident to put me off bundy. the first time i smelt it i thought it was distilled ants, scotch isnt much better but i can drink it. im more into white spirits like vodka, must be genetics.
As Aussie as the Kangaroo grazing on my front bloody lawn , pretty damn funny and a night on Bundy is usually a morning after with a black eye and sore hand
Looking forward to seeing the next part of this - it sounds like they were heading straight to the airport and he was just given a pocket knife while drunk… something tell me this went into a pocket and not checked in luggage.
Well done on the accent. You’re absolutely correct re Fosters - nobody drinks that. Bundy is awesome - overproof (OP) Bundy is even better - 100% maniac soup. We would describe your drunken condition as “legless” - but probably alright to drive, because you could still talk. 😂😂😂😂
Right, because people who don't give a fuck really care about what is and isn't legal. Especially those with an old school mentality. That's the whole point of the bit. Haven't you heard the saying "it's only illegal if you get caught"?
I hear the sheer SIZE of our country wow's the yanks too, including the travel time between state capitals. Did a for shits n gigs check with the brother the other day .. from Sydney to Brisbane (adjoining states) the distance was like 3-4 states on the NE side of the USA. I was stumped frankly at that as I'm still used to Sydney to Bris being a 4 day event where now with the newer roads it can be achieved in a day. Gabe's right about the attitudes though and he can keep the Bundy rum that shit is dangerous. For some it makes them super aggro and others like myself it will incapacitate you (can't use your legs) and you end up ralfing everywhere around you.
To be fair, Fosters was huge in the 80's, but not now. I grew up a mile from the Buindy rum distillery. It's distinctive taste comes from the Millaquin sugar it is fermented from. Mixed with green ginger wine, you get a Dark and Stormy........a great drink.
It does make me wonder about theBundy though. . 3 bottles of pre-mixed Bundy, and he wouldn't be very drunk. 3 bottles of straight Bundy, and he'd be dead! But straight Bundy looks nothing like coke, so it must have been premixed. Very strange.
It's called taking the piss. If you can't handle a bit of friendly banter you won't last 5 minutes over here 😂😂
Exactly!
Thanks for the laugh, haven't heard that term in a bit with all the bloody woke new age bullshit being pushed through.
Bloody oath
just a classic stitch up mate, she'll be right.
Can confirm!
As an Australian I can confirm we do not care about your feelings.
Mate... who fucking cares :P
Here... Take my custom made pocket knife :P
As an Australian I can confirm if your ever in the shit .. we will be there helping you get out of it
@@aidanmargarson8910
Absolutely
I don't care what you guys think.
nope - we don't care
Hey as a Dutch guy I felt right at home in Australia. Just carved my 34th year in Australia.
I’m English. I live in Newcastle, NSW. beautiful place. 🌹
Our banter is almost like....a sport lol. Team effort is even better.
@@SgtGunny-gz5hg A national sport at that. I LOVE it. Now if only could get rid of this stupid woke stuff we can go back to normal.
@raymondallo9947 yeah don't get me started on that horseshit....
Good on you,( mate) 😂
Was half expecting the Aussie bloke to be like "Oi mate, Maccas is open 24 hours here." and for Gabriel to just lose his mind at that.
lol, after Covid only selected ones
@@nirmalkrish4113 I guess i'm "lucky" in a way, all of the ones around my area are 24/7
nah thats only in certan places where i live they got robed to many times
@@brendonrookes1151 Our local one in a Gippsland town is supposed to be 24 hrs but they just don't have the staff to cover overnights; and we're also a relatively small population so it just doesn't make economic sense to keep it open.
They're all 24 hours where I'm at in Sydney.
Australian here, but of a warning for people who might get the wrong idea, we don't like political correctness, but we also don't like jerks.
If you're openly racist, most people are gonna be turned off.
Yep.
Yep, we decide we like someone based on their qualities not their politics. Know people with different beliefs with me, don't give a shit if they're not a dick.
If you’re openly discussing “racism” based only on skin colour, rather than discussing those who appear to make a habit of promoting the divisiveness of people ranting at each other on our streets about religious philosophies, we’re definitely going to be turned off.
We're now being made a minority in our own country. Today I saw more Indians and Africans than I did fellow Australians around my own area. Indians just bought the house across the street, today, too.
But, some of us; and here's where you chime in, are STILL going on about people being :racist"?!
100% !! There is a difference
I’ve found, as an Aussie, that I have to tone down my online presence because if I don’t people get offended and yell at me 😂
Glad you made a friend
Wolf, not your fault mate. Same as me because of snowflakes.... we live in a sad sorry state of things due to snowflakes.
I agree with you mate. I gotta do the exact same thing 😂
Lol same
And as a fellow Aussie, I have a coffee cup that probably makes the situation worse ...
"Oh, you find it offensive? I find it funny. That's why I'm happier than you."
@@timmcc6899 I love that 😂
it's not racist if you're mean to everyone, the logic of Australians
The saying is "I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally".
Aussie's don't like political correctness, but they also don't like jerks.
So if you're openly racist, most people are gonna be turned off. Meaning you will be avoided and shunned, even if no one says anything to your face.
'Ken oath mate
As a born and bred Australian i approve of this message😊🇦🇺
It's spelt bred.
Queenslander.
@@kiffaj9982 Queenslander huh wrong
@@SF-pq3sq how am I wrong?
Queenslander.
@@kiffaj9982 Oi, ease up on the "Queenslander".
@@kiffaj9982 i am not a Queenslander
how nice of him to upload a video about my people at 2am
Really it's like 5 pm here?
9am Here in California.
It's noon here. AMERICA 🎉🎉🎉
its 9:40 pm in India
Same 2am Queensland Australia
I'm Australian and my name's Dave and knocking back some beers with Bundy chasers with this bloke sounds bloody good!
but i'd love to have a beer with duncan.
yeah my first thought was wow actually i know like 12 - 13 Dave's in my apartment complex alone
@@KENKANIFF666 Because Duncan's me mate.
G'day Dave, greetings from Tamworth.
You should be the prime minster
my Aussie grandma say me watching this and said "oh get over your self princess" when you said Australia does not care about your feelings
😂
Classic!
I say similar to my daughter when she's acting up.
That, life is pain and cute animals taste best are the best lessons I can think to teach her.
Either I'm a horrible father or a brilliant one... Time will tell.
Australia certainly does not care or respect people's feelings and I live here
@@JanetMalone-kj9tqused to be good now freedom of speech has been taken over 😢
WTF, that accent on the beach is bloody spot on.
Hmm, it was. But he did crack a little on the gravy line. The word gravy itself was said well, but the words before it had US twang
One of the best Aussie accents done by a Yank, EVER lol
Merryl Streep did a good one too.
@@johnl6176😉👍🏼🤣
Not even close.
Nah Shane Gillis has the best Aussie impression I’ve ever heard
@@banjopete, there are a few bits he got almost flawlessly… but he can’t sustain it. However, it’s better than most people trying to talk Strine lol ;)
I’m a naturalised Australian citizen; arrived in 1965 from UK. Boy are you right, Gabriel, it is a culture shock when you arrive. Now after 59 years I’m used to it. You do the accent very well, some say I’ve still got my Pommy accent.😊
its a terrible accent. Hardly anyone from the U.S can do the aussie accent justice.
What was the culture shock?
@@deadinside8781 i am cutious too
@@deadinside8781 imagine growing up in a village in Yorkshire then in South Wales leaving all behind at 17 with my parents and siblings. We speak differently, Aussies can’t understand us, we can’t understand them. They really are straight talkers, no filters. Our traditions, way of eating, it’s all different. I married an Aussie in 72, we have three children and 6 grandchildren, I still say expressions they don’t understand. My brother in law still calls me a Pom, but I say I have a certificate to say I’m a naturalised Aussie. The comeback is always the same, it’s a piece of paper, you’re still a bloody Pom!
I’m a cockney! I still have a strong cockney accent. Mos5 people don’t know my name, they all call me pommie! lol. They ask me to say stuff too 😂
Recently transplanted Yank here. Moved to Melbourne over 2 years ago, and I've never been happier to be soneplace as I am here in Victoria.
I hope you enjoy your life here. It’s a beautiful country
Man that was ballsy of you, we had some of the most savage lockdowns in the world right before you came 😂 Weren't you worried what you got yourself into? Either way, welcome bro
@@skartimusprime4779 ...my Aussie wife was worth the risk. 💌
just don't drink the beer.
Have fun with the tax’s and housing prices brother, Australia is a shit hole for the middle class, the land of no dreams just work
I spat out my drink when he said, 'Imma cut cheeseburgers with this!'
We Aussies call Bundy rum "Jekyll juice" cause it turns most drinkers into monsters.
Queenslander.
Bundy Rum - The Ragemaker.
Liquid crack
Fighting fuel!!!
Good old sugarcane champagne
Bundy Rum is responsible for the most lethal AGBs in the world.
(For non-Australians, "AGB" is an Australian abbreviation for "After Grog Bog" meaning "Post Alcohol Shit")
i honestly love that we're kinda hard on each other especially our friends cause it builds up that thick resilient skin you need to handle alot of the crap this country throws at you.
In Australia we laugh at everyone including ourselves! Life is too short to be mad about everything , just laugh! It's good for you :)
3 bottles of pre-mix, sure.
No way in hell 2 ppl polished off 3 bottles of Bundy and one of them remembered anything.
That's exactly what I thought. Half a bottle each, sure. But one and a half each??? Na... That knife maker would have turned into the knife stabber at that point 😂
Hmm normally yes, but there's tolerance to consider. Full blown alcoholics could. Richard Burton drank 6 bottles of spirits a day.
@@missshady1760 exactly 💯
@@zed5129 yeah but I don't think you understand what that amount of Bundy does to a person. They choose violence. Trust me, I've seen fully blown alcoholics turn nasty on a lot of it
They'd be in hospital ... or the morgue 🤣
He is a delightful treasure that we must protect. ❤
Bundaberg is also called North Queensland fighting diesel in Australia
As a Canadian who never fit into the passive culture of "polical correctness," it was a breath of fresh air coming to Australia. I found a culture that was meant for me and I'm so grateful I get to live here forever!
The people who were like “get him back in the water” are what we call “fuck wits”. You pull that shit with your friends every day of the week, but you don’t do that with strangers ffs
After 3 bottles of Rum, you don't go to the airport. You go to the hospital. ;) :D
in my experience, you either go to bed or to the bottle-o for more rum.
@@Sintesi. after 3x 700ml? Of 40% proof? Yeah I'm calling BS ;) I'm not talking beer bottles of premix ;) :D
Or the mortuary!
I know some people who could do it. Any airport and airline worth their salt would not let them board a plan, but at the least they could avoid the hospital.
It was only 1.5 bottles each, which is around 30 standard drinks. Enough to make even the hardiest man very obviously drunk, but not enough that absolutely anyone would be hospitalised.
Sounds like maybe a pre-mixed bottle of Rum and coke, around 350ml. around 5%. he either smashed those down really quickly, or he was so drunk he lost count and actually had 10.
He was only in Sydney. Wait until he comes to the Country! Hahahaha
The more I see this, the more I think the other two guys called the 3rd "bogan." Could be wrong, but the way he describes the guy, he'd fall under that category
Or possibly wanker.
Could also be "wanker", cause they know the guy and just don't wanna deal with him.
@Shayhammowolf you don't have to know someone to call em a wanker, it's just what we call most drunk ediots, or just anyone we think is doing something stupid, or people who ain't doing anything and we just do it caus we're angry.....I'll just shorten it to we call everyone a wanker, except kids and woman, we're not assholes
We make fun of everyone. And if you can handle it, your a mate.
But if someone actually insults our new mate, your going down.
Bravo sir! Top Aussie accent best I’ve heard 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🇦🇺🌏❤️
I can't stop watching these specials even tho I've seen them so many times
As easy going as Australia may be, there is no way liquor licensing laws would allow any pub to let two blokes polish off three bottles of bundy in one sitting lol
Yeah I’m Australian and you obviously haven’t been to any dodgy bars.
Cause I have been to PLENTY, that will let you drink as long and as hard as you like, as long as you don’t start shit.
@@rachv6764Yeah very but true but in Sydney?
I remember my first time watching comedian vids, my first of note was Eddie murphy raw. This is a good starter.
It's a joke. It didn't happen. It's probably somewhat based on something that happened but comedians fabricate story's to get laughs.
Hell yeah. It was great having you over here, Gabriel.
Always amazes me how well he does the Australian accent. Glad you had a great time here.
Aussie here.
You're 100% right about Fosters beer. It IS piss. NOBODY in Oz drinks it, but foreigners just assume we do.
I was flying back to Oz on a Singapore Airlines flight after a holiday to Southeast Asia when the flight attendant asked me what I'd like to drink. I replied I'd like a beer please and, I guess she recognized my accent so cracked open a Fosters.
She immediately saw the shocked (completely authentic) look on my face, straight away asked if there was something else I'd prefer and I happily took a Tiger beer off her hands.
I remember trying a Fosters tinny as a child ... we were always into pinching a beer from the folks even at 6 or 7, but that shit was spat out REAL quickly. Have NEVER touched it since and only really seen it a couple of times since.
Actually, Fosters was a popular beer in the '60's in Victoria.
@@user-gs3tq6bx2uthe drink that VB replaced.
How bad do you have to be to come behind that?
@@user-gs3tq6bx2uI remember when it was popular, but then it changed and tastes like piss mixed with poison now.
We also have a beer literally called XXXX because Queenslanders can't spell 'shit'
I really need to go see Australia. From what Fluffy says, you guys down under sound like a lot of fun.
Some times, the guys down under ARE fun. Sometimes, it's fun when there's a guy down under
Scotch, Bourbon or Tooheys or get ready to get laughed out of the pub :P ... but truthfully there is some really nice places to visit just don't expect to get state to state in a few hours.
We are indeed 😘😅
The word you’re looking for to describe how drunk you were…… Hammered, completely hammered (it also sounds like you were almost legless) and Macca’s is open 24/7 in the big cities
Visited Ozland back in '78. Courtesy of Uncle Sam's Canoe Club i.e., USN. Our Destroyer Squadron pulled into Fremantle and Perth. Loved every single minute . Ozzies are the friendliness people on the face of the planet! And drank Emu Lager!
Locally known as 'Bush chook' 🇦🇺
That’s a beautiful story,, thank you brother 🇦🇺
3 bottles, bloody hell😂😂 IYKYK🇦🇺
Fighting juice 😭
F’n oath mate. We love Americans here in straya! Wish there were more of ya. 🙏
And that's how Fluffy snuck a knife through airport security.
He’d love the Netherlands if he wants to speak to people without any sympathy 🤣 we’re the most direct people in the world
Fluffy 😂
Damn
My chihoohoo luv Fluffy..he starts howling when I put him on
OHHH THE VULTURES ARE HERE!
@@Azurethewolf168 I'm your ally bro
As an Aussie I love how everything he’s saying is true. Foster’s, Bundy rum - he’s so clearly actually done what he’s talking about
Yes quite refreshing for once.
Except for the part of drinking 3 bottles of rum
@@pat1012 I hear you. They might have been those mini bottles that bundy make, though. Like bar-fridge size ones (100ml or so). I think I’ve seen those sold. It’s probably just hyperbole though
as an australian i can confirm that your feelings are your problem, not my problem
Exactly
Pub.
Bundy Rum.
The accent.
100% accurate!
As an Australian, I'm very impressed with your take on the Australian accent!
Oh look he's crying!!! Bet it taste like gravy!!! 😂😂😂
Ahh Bundaberg Rum. Two fights in every bottle
Thank Christ somebody finally gets us Aussies! Next time you visit you need to go to North Queensland.
No but seriously... it's good that a guy like him GOT IT
and now has the influence to tell all American't how to act before coming here.
let's be honest, Have you ever come across a backpacker, whether UK or American, You're at surry hills or bondi or something and they start talking to you and you just do the normal thing and they're too fucking serious........... it's just weird.
you want to give them a slap in the head and say ... Lighten up mate
Drinking rum with a knife maker. Doesn’t sound like the best idea you’ve ever had. Bundaberg rum is well known for making people angry when you drink to much.
VB is more likely to make people Angry as it is the bottom of the barrel beer. Bundy does not make me angry.
I'd get angry if I had to drink Bundy as my rum of choice. Too sweet
Sounds like a great idea.
@@rodneymiddleton1044 "VB is more likely to make people Angry as it is the bottom of the barrel beer"
Actually, it's more likely you telling them that i's a bottom of the barrel beer that makes them angry rather the VB lol
@@rodneymiddleton1044"oh God, I can only afford VB. What have I done with my life?"
"thanks for being nice". Summed up nicely
Haha did he say it's a country of Daves? I'm sitting here punching billies and just happen to be listening with my best mate Dave 🤣🤣🤣
I went to his Opera House show, it was amazing. Also, due to an incident in my early 20’s I cannot handle the smell let alone taste of Bundy.
I had the same experience with scotch.
fk yeah, i didnt need some psychosomatic incident to put me off bundy. the first time i smelt it i thought it was distilled ants, scotch isnt much better but i can drink it. im more into white spirits like vodka, must be genetics.
As an Aussie, I concur with this example. Spot on!
As Aussie as the Kangaroo grazing on my front bloody lawn , pretty damn funny and a night on Bundy is usually a morning after with a black eye and sore hand
You had kangaroos?
Lucky.
All eastern browns where I grew up.
& Rightfully so!
"RUM! The only way to party!"-"Capt" Robin
Yeah, rum’s a bloody great ‘accessory’ for rapists and thugs #sarcasm
Seeing this at 4am is crazy
Here's a man that understands us Aussies.
Im glad you called it pub
I’m Australian and this was a nice compliment thank you
Love you Fluffy. I can’t get enough. Thanks.
Lol 😂 you sound like them in Australia 🇦🇺 🤣
You nailed it.
Looking forward to seeing the next part of this - it sounds like they were heading straight to the airport and he was just given a pocket knife while drunk… something tell me this went into a pocket and not checked in luggage.
Probably the other way around….the scanner would pick it up and it would be taken away. The X-ray may pick it up but it’s small so it doesn’t matter.
G'day from Mackay Queensland Australia 🇦🇺
Ill second that!
Caught your show in Adelaide. Awesome mate!
Fluffy I love you, brother. Your material always has me rolling
Well done on the accent. You’re absolutely correct re Fosters - nobody drinks that. Bundy is awesome - overproof (OP) Bundy is even better - 100% maniac soup. We would describe your drunken condition as “legless” - but probably alright to drive, because you could still talk. 😂😂😂😂
Old clip but its still gold 😅
as a fellow Australian this is bloody fantastic mate give me a second to catch my breath mate this is to good
Fkin yeah mate, absolutely spot on
This didn't age well. Woke AF now, especially in the cities.
I love this guy. He is so real. My kinda humor
He speakth the truth. We dont drink fosters 😂
My late uncle used to call bundy the black eye drink cause whenever he drank it he would go home with a black eye
I love this Guy! Say it like it is!
9am here in southern oregon
Puts a knife in a drunk man's hand. Said drunk man not aware carrying one around in public is illegal in sydney 😂
Right, because people who don't give a fuck really care about what is and isn't legal. Especially those with an old school mentality. That's the whole point of the bit. Haven't you heard the saying "it's only illegal if you get caught"?
As an Aussie:
The Aussie accent is 10/10.
That was funny af
Great job on the accent
9am Here in California. 😂
Your a bloody top funny man mate 😂 you make sure to boomerang yourself back here any time
As a certified Aussie, this is the more accurate descriptions of Australia in comedy
This gets a like from me just for saying that we don't drink Fosters. Thank you.
I hear the sheer SIZE of our country wow's the yanks too, including the travel time between state capitals. Did a for shits n gigs check with the brother the other day .. from Sydney to Brisbane (adjoining states) the distance was like 3-4 states on the NE side of the USA. I was stumped frankly at that as I'm still used to Sydney to Bris being a 4 day event where now with the newer roads it can be achieved in a day.
Gabe's right about the attitudes though and he can keep the Bundy rum that shit is dangerous. For some it makes them super aggro and others like myself it will incapacitate you (can't use your legs) and you end up ralfing everywhere around you.
I used to live in the UK.
The Americans were the only people j came across who had the same sense of distance as me.
I can’t wait for this to be made into a Fluffy Bit.
To be fair, Fosters was huge in the 80's, but not now. I grew up a mile from the Buindy rum distillery. It's distinctive taste comes from the Millaquin sugar it is fermented from. Mixed with green ginger wine, you get a Dark and Stormy........a great drink.
Funny as fuck!!
I'm gonna watch this again!!
I ❤ Fluffy he’s so cute! 🥰
Drunk pirate sounds like Jonathan Brown
There was a campaign many decades ago, to take the 'Bundy' out of Bundy - It never happened 😂
FLUFFY!!!!!! FLUFFY!!!!!! FLUFFY!!!!!! FLUFFY!!!!!! FLUFFY!!!!!! FLUFFY!!!!!! One hell of an entertainer and would love to meet him one day
Fluffy!!!!
Aww that's such a sweet story 🥰
Want to see the full show Brother 😂
Thank you, Fluffy
It does make me wonder about theBundy though. . 3 bottles of pre-mixed Bundy, and he wouldn't be very drunk. 3 bottles of straight Bundy, and he'd be dead! But straight Bundy looks nothing like coke, so it must have been premixed. Very strange.
Welcome back anytime Mate
Australian Aussie's love fluffy 😂😂😂😂😂❤