no ai can reproduce what is wrong with this girl, thats why, ai bao sounds like she is a cute pretty girl who drinks cute cofee and does asmr stuff, real life bao...wellll
There was a time in life where I was half sleep but I was reading a doujin and I passed out. I woke up and seen that the page was still open but I also got a text from a friend and he said “You’re lucky I like this character” I was so embarrassed
I love how they casually put the share button next to every deranged doujin so you can accidentally click it the moment you stop paying attention.. I would really like to see the stats of how many people actually use the button intentionally...
Although I didn't know it at the time, the worst text message I ever sent was "why don't you check out this vtuber called Bao". Well, he did. Two decades of friendship destroyed in seconds.
@@RailwayScholar If you’re asking why Bao’s not there anymore, it’s because a bunch of Korean antis attacked her for referring to the Lunar New Year as Chinese New Year, give or take the general toxicity of the site regardless. So now her manager just uses it to plug promotions and announcements for her, and nothing else.
Watching bao is like watching dr pimple popper, you know its weird but you cant help but be oddly satisfied by it and every time you come back you question your life more and more.
The worst text message I sent was at one of my best mate's birthday parties in their house and i managed to score a random girl passing her phone number. 18 yr-old me (whilst drunk as an Irishman) sent her 2-3 texts saying the most horniest shit possible. Then an hour later, my best mate introduced his new girlfriend *and it was the same girl i texted to but i was too blasted to pick up on that.* Next morning, i wake up to my best mate absolutely fuming because he saw the texts of me hitting on his new girlfriend & i had to fully explain myself. Took a good year to finally forgive me 100% 😂😅
My worst text message was texting that I am taking a massive shit. The problem was, that I thought I sent it to a friend of mine. 15 minutes later I found that it was in fact not my Battle Buddy, but my Lieutenant, when he ordered me into his office.
After watching this I have analyzed my life and my brain picked up on a pattern. All the women that were interested in me were older than me by 4 to 10 years. Now, I feel like my depression coming back. Thanks, Bao!
Coworker of mine was complaining that nobody ever texts him. So I pulled up the call sheet and texted him "I think I might be pregnant." He freaked out a bit, before realizing it had to be someone in the office.
To answer the question of the day, I have a friend I send some of the most nonsensical twitter replies to. The worst one out of context is definitely "The bullets from that gun might kill you, but they also bring you back as a toon zombie girl I hear.".
great vid as always :) by far my worst text was the time I accidently sent a toxic previous friend a link to a specific type of light story accompanied by the words "holy fuck why cant that be me I want mommy please let be your little good pet just literally kill me i love her so much." I was blocked shortly after but at least my new and much better friend group got a good laugh out of it.
AI Bao making me nervous🥵 Also, the worst text message I have ever sent was a message in spanish to my mom about laundry, but was sent to my manager by accident. I felt so awkward 😅
First of all I have to agree with Bao about Numis model. It is well designed she i mean she is as pretty as she is hot. Second with the story about Numi and Shoto there is only one good phrase you can say: "Virgins assemble!"
I once sent a sext to who I thought was my wife, but I ended up sending it to my sister by mistake instead. I was mortified and still want to die from the embarrassment.
Honestly, not a lot of things that would be considered the worst text message but I guess the closest one on an emotional level was when I texted a girl who I talked to a lot with at school, who I actually had feelings for an invitation for my 15th birthday party. She never responded and she didn’t show up. and I never saw her after that😢
The worst text ive sent someone has to be a link to this video saying "dont worry it's fine". Truly the most henious Vtuber out there. Ill be back next week
I'm going to work tomorrow and i now know for certain imma need to do 2 double espresso shots one after the other to get over this *absolutely Bao-blursed video.* Bao would endanger a psychiatrist's life if she was to talk all about this to them unashamedly. 😂😂😂
I sent a series of really nasty texts to a scam-text number while I still had a "dumb" phone that couldn't block that stuff. They woke me up and I started rapid-firing back strings of slurs and threats against their family. I got really creatively ugly. Am I proud? No. Would I do it again? Well... They haven't bothered me since.
My worst one has probably got to be texting my old roommate to ask if he had his gf's fake teeth in his pocket. For context, she came over for some "fun" and she had her teeth when she got there. She didn't know he wasn't gone yet and left them on the kitchen counter. He snagged them on his way out the door for work (he was ok with the sharing but wanted to prank her for not paying attention)...
The worst text i ever sent was to my now ex-girlfriend, “hey, just wanted to say that i kinda like you too :)” I never would’ve said that if I knew the pain it would cause me down the road :/
Worst text message I ever sent to a person was after a break up, I said something to the effect of, "It's no wonder your cat ran away you're a horrible person." She never saw her cat again
Once I misclicked my dad's WA chat and send him a "Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru" GIF and he saw it... I feel so embarrassed every time I remember it
Sometimes, I have such vivid dreams that I'm not sure who I am foe a few minutes after I wake up. I even sometimes fell phantom pain if I suffered an injury in such a dream.
I got a wrong number text from a girl saying she was locked in her bathroom and trying to reach her boyfriend Mike. I told her to "Figure it out dumb*ss" and she completely went off on all of Mike's inadequacies. Idk who Mike is but I'm pretty sure he slept on the couch that night
First I just wanna say, I think I found the most unhinged Vtuber and I love it! As for the question that will be the time I broke with my gf through text because she said Death note was a show for kids.
I have to admit, I am not prepared to be a dad so i just gonna be single until one day a girl kidnapped me and trapped me in her basement and forced me to marry her and raise a family, my biggest fear💀
9:19 Long story short, I was forced to break up with my ex-girlfriend through text back when I was starting Grade 11 and she Grade 10. By that I mean that (due to a very not great relationship that escalated in a friend getting bitten by her, again long story) I had intended on breaking things off in person but she refused to meet up with me and insisted I do it through text. Even if it was forced out of me, I still consider this the worst text I've ever sent because who really wants someone to break up with you over text?!
I think I have a good one Bao. I don’t know if this still counts as a text but here’s the TL;DR: Early on in my current relationship, I sent 😜pictures😜 to my gf over SC to cheer her up or surprise her with something fun. I didn’t do it all the time but would try to make an effort to do so every now and then for her amusement. This day was just like the last ones. Well, so I thought for a few hours. Unfortunately, one of those pictures got sent to one of my childhood friends. If I remember correctly, it was the most revealing one too, full squat over the camera. It was a very awkward convo with him later that day, which was only made worse because I hadn’t talked to him for a while due to him recently being in the military. He thought I was sending him a hello snap. He forgave me, thank goodness. I still feel the embarrassment to this day and make sure my fat thumbs don’t make that mistake again. 📸
7:30 See, a normal person would not understand this. The cultured people would understand this. But I, as an individual who suffered through this monstrosity of a story, on behalf of the people who wish vengeance upon others because of it, must correct her: *_177013_*
I got a handful of unhingend things sent and I think one of the worst is the one I've quoted 'Alabama hot pocket' and told her not to google it she did
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Why does AI Bao sound like a normal person compared to real Bao
Life imitates art i guess
Because AI Bao is seriously fancy, while real Bao is one wolf pic away from barking at the screen.
It's so interesting to hear tbh. Is this what she would sound like if she spent less time on the internet?
no ai can reproduce what is wrong with this girl, thats why, ai bao sounds like she is a cute pretty girl who drinks cute cofee and does asmr stuff, real life bao...wellll
@@hunterx608 ig bao wasnt corrupted by doujinshies i feel like shed still do youtube but less unhinged
Boa be as verbally unhinged as Filian is physically unhinged.
YES
There was a time in life where I was half sleep but I was reading a doujin and I passed out. I woke up and seen that the page was still open but I also got a text from a friend and he said “You’re lucky I like this character” I was so embarrassed
At least you still feel shame.
I love how they casually put the share button next to every deranged doujin so you can accidentally click it the moment you stop paying attention.. I would really like to see the stats of how many people actually use the button intentionally...
The more unhinged she gets the more I'm into her
This can't be good 💀
waTTTTT
"Men Enjoy Mentally Unstable Women More, Study Says"
it's the Stockholm Syndrome bro, don't fall for it
I'd like for her to be a bit hinged from tim to time 😢@@Kwingo
If "i can fix her" was a video game bao would be the final boss
Its not even a matter of wether or not you can, its a matter of when youre gonna give up
Why fix her, I think her mind is beautiful in a disturbing sort of entrancing way.
Respect to Bao for doubling down when exposed. Granted, that's where the dignity ends, but it's worth mentioning.
Although I didn't know it at the time, the worst text message I ever sent was "why don't you check out this vtuber called Bao". Well, he did. Two decades of friendship destroyed in seconds.
What happened?
Two seconds in and i already need therapy i didn’t even bother to mentally prepare myself
That photo really caught my attention
(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)...
"We" need therapy
Fuck I didn't read this fast enough.
Boo
I just exercised my arm, don't tempt me Bao, I'm going to pass out...
We're in this together at least ...
Now that bao isn't on twitter anymore... her discord is now filled with her intrusive thoughts...
did he got yote off Twitter?
@@RailwayScholar If you’re asking why Bao’s not there anymore, it’s because a bunch of Korean antis attacked her for referring to the Lunar New Year as Chinese New Year, give or take the general toxicity of the site regardless. So now her manager just uses it to plug promotions and announcements for her, and nothing else.
@@mayborneflower what nationalism does to a mf.
@@RailwayScholar No kidding, speaking as a witness to the Taiwan Incident.
Ai bao is like spongebob when he becomes "normal" its so weird and honestly it makes me uncomfortable when she isnt an unhinged lunatic
Bao is mind-breaking everyone while I'm just chilling and nodding in approval
And later you'll say you were just following orders
A bystander is not obligated to risk ther own life, to help others.
Don't pretend you don't like it. Wh*re.
Watching bao is like watching dr pimple popper, you know its weird but you cant help but be oddly satisfied by it and every time you come back you question your life more and more.
With the amount of time she devotes to Baoberry youd think shed be into it
you never know
She is. She's gone all the way down the same path as Snuffy.
But what is the filling?
Water, Blubber, Air, or something else?
Is it in her belly space, or in her intestins?
So many questions.
@@quasnof whale-wolf calf-puppies and amniotic fluid.
The worst text message I sent was at one of my best mate's birthday parties in their house and i managed to score a random girl passing her phone number. 18 yr-old me (whilst drunk as an Irishman) sent her 2-3 texts saying the most horniest shit possible.
Then an hour later, my best mate introduced his new girlfriend *and it was the same girl i texted to but i was too blasted to pick up on that.*
Next morning, i wake up to my best mate absolutely fuming because he saw the texts of me hitting on his new girlfriend & i had to fully explain myself. Took a good year to finally forgive me 100% 😂😅
She is so good to her fans I freaking love Bao.
My worst text message was texting that I am taking a massive shit. The problem was, that I thought I sent it to a friend of mine. 15 minutes later I found that it was in fact not my Battle Buddy, but my Lieutenant, when he ordered me into his office.
I do not text people, i scream in their general direction and wait for a reply
The amount of mental whiplash this video gave me is absurd bro
Not a text but the worst thing I've ever sent someone is a screenshot our conversation that I was planning to send to my best friend.
"Chat exposed me"
No no... you just want to relive the moment
After watching this I have analyzed my life and my brain picked up on a pattern. All the women that were interested in me were older than me by 4 to 10 years. Now, I feel like my depression coming back.
Thanks, Bao!
bao is really so funny and original. Her humor is just so solid lmao
also a.i. bao should have rights and legally be her sister
Twitch needs to offer mental health insurance plans for situations if you ever accidentally encounter bao streams or bao content.
Coworker of mine was complaining that nobody ever texts him. So I pulled up the call sheet and texted him "I think I might be pregnant." He freaked out a bit, before realizing it had to be someone in the office.
The Bao moments are the best
THIS IS THE SUIKA GAME
To answer the question of the day, I have a friend I send some of the most nonsensical twitter replies to.
The worst one out of context is definitely "The bullets from that gun might kill you, but they also bring you back as a toon zombie girl I hear.".
great vid as always :) by far my worst text was the time I accidently sent a toxic previous friend a link to a specific type of light story accompanied by the words "holy fuck why cant that be me I want mommy please let be your little good pet just literally kill me i love her so much." I was blocked shortly after but at least my new and much better friend group got a good laugh out of it.
Bao laughter is intoxicating I love it 😂
AI Bao making me nervous🥵
Also, the worst text message I have ever sent was a message in spanish to my mom about laundry, but was sent to my manager by accident. I felt so awkward 😅
You know something is fcked up when Numi, who has "Demon" in her name, is the most sane in the friend group
Me: Finally got that damned Suika cover out of my head.
AI Bao: Don't worry, I'll make it WORSE.
Me: ...*sigh*...*begins sob-singing again*...
This is why I'm subscribed to bao for good wholesome context
Bao is a gift and a curse.
0:01 yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo
You attractin chubby chasers!
Me included!❤😂😂😂❤❤❤
2:53 is an insane noise
the intro flash of the bao-pear followed by The Laugh, instant lmao
I hope you feel better soon, Bao!
0:01 BRO GOT THAT C H O N K THO
I'm surprised she never thought to name her chat the "Whale Watchers"
I feel like AI Bao needs therapy.
Numi being the normal one is crazzzzzzy
you know, "i can fix her" is definitly off the table with Bao, and im not sure if "i can make her worse" is actually a possibility either
First of all I have to agree with Bao about Numis model. It is well designed she i mean she is as pretty as she is hot.
Second with the story about Numi and Shoto there is only one good phrase you can say: "Virgins assemble!"
"I miss the person I was before entering the stream" is so real
I once sent a sext to who I thought was my wife, but I ended up sending it to my sister by mistake instead. I was mortified and still want to die from the embarrassment.
As someone who doesnt watch Bao at all, this just gave me trauma. And I'm here for more.
The amount of stuff Bao says could fill a dictionary length book of smut, lol.
Honestly, not a lot of things that would be considered the worst text message but I guess the closest one on an emotional level was when I texted a girl who I talked to a lot with at school, who I actually had feelings for an invitation for my 15th birthday party. She never responded and she didn’t show up. and I never saw her after that😢
3:35
THOSE ARE NOT TEARS OF JOY!!! That’s tears from the immediate onset of pink eye that she suddenly came down with!!! 🤢🤮
Funny how Bao is still using the wrong numbers for the cursed code. 117103 is just some random vanilla doujin.
Ah yes nothing will resolve my mommy issues and save me money on a therapist quite like having Bao as my mommy.
The worst text message was someone told me that my mom was their weirdest experience so I asked her which one
The worst text ive sent someone has to be a link to this video saying "dont worry it's fine". Truly the most henious Vtuber out there. Ill be back next week
How in the goody gods have you not gotten into trouble with all of this? 😂😂😂
1:34 this moment lives rent-free in xKrypto's head!
I'm going to work tomorrow and i now know for certain imma need to do 2 double espresso shots one after the other to get over this *absolutely Bao-blursed video.*
Bao would endanger a psychiatrist's life if she was to talk all about this to them unashamedly. 😂😂😂
The worst test I have ever sent was when I meant to send my friend the message “Do it shit?” But I sent it to my MOM!! 💀
I sent a series of really nasty texts to a scam-text number while I still had a "dumb" phone that couldn't block that stuff. They woke me up and I started rapid-firing back strings of slurs and threats against their family. I got really creatively ugly. Am I proud? No. Would I do it again? Well... They haven't bothered me since.
Worst text message I sent was a response to an "are you okay?" That was three days old, my response was "found the phone, probably not..."
My worst one has probably got to be texting my old roommate to ask if he had his gf's fake teeth in his pocket. For context, she came over for some "fun" and she had her teeth when she got there. She didn't know he wasn't gone yet and left them on the kitchen counter. He snagged them on his way out the door for work (he was ok with the sharing but wanted to prank her for not paying attention)...
I may be a Lawyer but there’s no defending against those accusations at this rate
My lawyer has advised me not to answer this question.
Sometimes i come back to this video to remind myself that even if i am down bad, i am not bao
Oh Jesus Christ I.... I already know where this is going because some of the stuff you said and your friends chat are really like wow 😂
Watching Bao is such a risky game, pure laughter and next moment she's just randomly moaning
her laugh is so unhinged sounding. 10/10, would snort it
Ai bao is a hard working whale that don’t need no Sidon
I miss the 5 minutes i had before watching this when i still had faith in humanity
The worst text i ever sent was to my now ex-girlfriend, “hey, just wanted to say that i kinda like you too :)” I never would’ve said that if I knew the pain it would cause me down the road :/
Underwear scented candles will guarantee sell like gamer girl bathwater
I remember being told I talk in my sleep… they said it sounded ominous… I feel like this is now cursed knowledge
Worst text message I ever sent to a person was after a break up, I said something to the effect of, "It's no wonder your cat ran away you're a horrible person." She never saw her cat again
This is alarmingly calm that ai bot is alarmingly calm
Once I misclicked my dad's WA chat and send him a "Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru" GIF and he saw it... I feel so embarrassed every time I remember it
Bao: "just say you hate me and eat my ass already"
Damn that's crazy 😂
Sometimes, I have such vivid dreams that I'm not sure who I am foe a few minutes after I wake up. I even sometimes fell phantom pain if I suffered an injury in such a dream.
Why do I miss Bao equipped with an instrument of choice just before the video ends?
This is just survive the internet: Bao edition.
Whale 🔦 is insane😭😭😭
I got a wrong number text from a girl saying she was locked in her bathroom and trying to reach her boyfriend Mike. I told her to "Figure it out dumb*ss" and she completely went off on all of Mike's inadequacies. Idk who Mike is but I'm pretty sure he slept on the couch that night
6:41 oh no, she grew up 😢 to be bao2
First I just wanna say, I think I found the most unhinged Vtuber and I love it!
As for the question that will be the time I broke with my gf through text because she said Death note was a show for kids.
I have to admit, I am not prepared to be a dad so i just gonna be single until one day a girl kidnapped me and trapped me in her basement and forced me to marry her and raise a family, my biggest fear💀
That first one sounds like a meme I'd see going around on Discord if it wasn't already lol
Its crazy how thia is just her and not an act.
It is literally impossible to fake her personality she is that unhinged
No fucking way they gave me an ad for the Nihmune plushie in the middle of this video.
I miss my old self before I learned of Bao's existence
Not even bao knows what bao is thinking
9:19 Long story short, I was forced to break up with my ex-girlfriend through text back when I was starting Grade 11 and she Grade 10. By that I mean that (due to a very not great relationship that escalated in a friend getting bitten by her, again long story) I had intended on breaking things off in person but she refused to meet up with me and insisted I do it through text. Even if it was forced out of me, I still consider this the worst text I've ever sent because who really wants someone to break up with you over text?!
This video's intro would grab Pyrocynical's attention
I really was not a fan of Vtubers until I discovered Vedal and Neuro and now I am sat here unironically watching Bao who is my fave ;)
Relived the Suika game trauma.
I think I have a good one Bao. I don’t know if this still counts as a text but here’s the TL;DR:
Early on in my current relationship, I sent 😜pictures😜 to my gf over SC to cheer her up or surprise her with something fun. I didn’t do it all the time but would try to make an effort to do so every now and then for her amusement. This day was just like the last ones. Well, so I thought for a few hours. Unfortunately, one of those pictures got sent to one of my childhood friends. If I remember correctly, it was the most revealing one too, full squat over the camera. It was a very awkward convo with him later that day, which was only made worse because I hadn’t talked to him for a while due to him recently being in the military. He thought I was sending him a hello snap. He forgave me, thank goodness.
I still feel the embarrassment to this day and make sure my fat thumbs don’t make that mistake again. 📸
I was, indeed, not ready...
Bro bao is going for everything that isn’t human
I will never mentally recover from this.
7:30
See, a normal person would not understand this.
The cultured people would understand this.
But I, as an individual who suffered through this monstrosity of a story, on behalf of the people who wish vengeance upon others because of it, must correct her:
*_177013_*
Though 117103 has been translated into English so I like it anyway.
I got a handful of unhingend things sent and I think one of the worst is the one I've quoted 'Alabama hot pocket' and told her not to google it
she did
The fact i just figured out this streamer and talk a similar way scares me 😂 i really dont know how to even
Like WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN 😂
Okay, but like, Vash in the remake his FINE ASF! So I 💯% agree with Bao.
6:49 I offer up my dad just so I can fit into the step family category