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  • @thumbbro8977
    @thumbbro8977 11 місяців тому +655

    7:38 I'm SO GLAD this one made it in, her reaction to it had me on the floor wheezing!
    (my mum is not actually dead, it was a completely impulsive statement)

    • @Jamesthewraith
      @Jamesthewraith 11 місяців тому +29

      I was gonna say that one, but you took it before me

    • @Rytonic69
      @Rytonic69 10 місяців тому +9

      It's such a good counter though. Outstanding move

  • @PyroDay991
    @PyroDay991 11 місяців тому +1156

    Numi and Lilys friend sure took a pounding
    The first of her life

    • @endocean117
      @endocean117 11 місяців тому +124

      She just laid there for it the entire time, too.

    • @AZUDAI96
      @AZUDAI96 11 місяців тому +42

      At least she took a pounding unlike numi 😂

    • @Rytonic69
      @Rytonic69 11 місяців тому +19

      ​@@AZUDAI96yeah, she'd just run away

    • @mihai000000
      @mihai000000 8 місяців тому +7

      @@AZUDAI96 or lucy lol

    • @Nooby69
      @Nooby69 8 місяців тому +4

      oh nah 💀😭

  • @Dr_Mortis_SCP
    @Dr_Mortis_SCP 11 місяців тому +1588

    I’m starting to wonder if Bao is a masochist, considering she just asked her ruthless chat to insult her

  • @Murdrad
    @Murdrad 11 місяців тому +306

    4:10 I love it. "Ghost would friging despise you!" "you take that back. YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"

  • @mynumlulz12
    @mynumlulz12 11 місяців тому +249

    The most ruthless roast has got to be "If I wanted to kill myself I'd jump from your ego to your IQ." That was so well thought out too.

    • @alchemist824
      @alchemist824 6 місяців тому +8

      I think it's a 3 way tie between that one, the technology one, and the Lego piece one

  • @samuelclayhills3298
    @samuelclayhills3298 11 місяців тому +212

    Bao: Aight I'll let them cook.
    Chat: Our time has come.

  • @AuraPhoenix1500
    @AuraPhoenix1500 11 місяців тому +133

    Chat missed a golden opportunity tbh...when she threatened them to not mention any other female vtubers, they should have immediately flooded her chat with messages praising Jowol.

  • @swfd_
    @swfd_ 11 місяців тому +1505

    short answer to the title: no

    • @swfd_
      @swfd_ 11 місяців тому +34

      *never

    • @RoflCannon6
      @RoflCannon6 11 місяців тому +17

      An answer as tall as Bao

    • @russell4653
      @russell4653 11 місяців тому +6

      “That’s the neat part, you don’t.”

    • @oma6146
      @oma6146 11 місяців тому +2

      Aight thanks now I don't have to watch the vid

    • @Gwydion86
      @Gwydion86 11 місяців тому +2

      It's not a yes or no question

  • @Mad___Hatter
    @Mad___Hatter 11 місяців тому +117

    The ego/IQ roast is still my favourite from the entire stream

    • @thatguyyouknow7804
      @thatguyyouknow7804 9 місяців тому +4

      Eh, ive heard that one for years so I don’t even register it anymore.

  • @spunoffsee
    @spunoffsee 11 місяців тому +136

    Bao: Chat, I'm going away for a while. Please, give me your worst.
    Chat: *Whips out a scroll that extends from Cali to NC* So...

  • @reaperdeathgod1
    @reaperdeathgod1 11 місяців тому +319

    Damn, numi's friend really is funny

  • @JuanitaGalimba
    @JuanitaGalimba 11 місяців тому +44

    Bao : ok chat roast me.
    Chat : your funeral

  • @willb.nimble6749
    @willb.nimble6749 11 місяців тому +74

    Man, having watched Bao at the start, I'm happy to see that the chat is still giving her a good ribbing.

  • @La_Ke
    @La_Ke 11 місяців тому +38

    From Bao not being visible for 5 minutes because she messed up settings to the last insult played, this stream was absolutely perfect

  • @konijpg1561
    @konijpg1561 11 місяців тому +81

    man. bao got roasted so hard we have to put whales further back on the endangered list.

  • @ultragodzillafan
    @ultragodzillafan 11 місяців тому +14

    3:16 That was probaly one of the most creative roast I've ever heard. Straight up savage!

  • @Mau_Soleum
    @Mau_Soleum 11 місяців тому +48

    6:48 hey, mine made it in! :D
    Indeed, Bao is my favorite fall-breaking trampoline

  • @worm4877
    @worm4877 11 місяців тому +305

    C-cup???
    More like Cant-See Cup

    • @Kirbyfan87827
      @Kirbyfan87827 11 місяців тому +45

      The C stands for John Cena because you can't see them

  • @Shadowth117
    @Shadowth117 11 місяців тому +31

    In all seriousness, Bao is a braveass soul to be sitting up there and taking that for hours.

  • @EarlUndershirt
    @EarlUndershirt 11 місяців тому +6

    Bao has one of the best yell/scream voices. So goddamn funny.

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 11 місяців тому +84

    Jeez, Numi and Yuzu’s friend got nuked from high orbit!

    • @BiggieBungas
      @BiggieBungas 6 місяців тому +4

      I think "third wheel" or "acquaintance" would be more accurate

  • @obj.071
    @obj.071 11 місяців тому +29

    she knows that her viewers would never have a chance to tease cute girl in their life so she allows them to attempt to tease her.
    i knew she is nice girl

  • @MayoIsMyInstrument
    @MayoIsMyInstrument 11 місяців тому +60

    My masochist streamer cant be this cute!

  • @GreenPoint_one
    @GreenPoint_one 11 місяців тому +3

    Otters like chewing water too and they are adorable!

  • @bayremor
    @bayremor 11 місяців тому +82

    That stream was one of the best Bao's streams ever. I was laughing so much, I never laughed so much in my life.
    I miss Bao and her amazing laugh

  • @veritasmod7013
    @veritasmod7013 11 місяців тому +22

    9:35 Hah! Joke's on you, I'm already circumcised.

    • @coldacid
      @coldacid 11 місяців тому

      Sorry for your loss (of foreskin)

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 7 днів тому

    Bao’s chat never disappoints. I’ve never seen a most savage chat with the most creative roasts.

  • @hackprefect
    @hackprefect 11 місяців тому +12

    Chat was so much more savage than this video lets on the Leviticrust one was the most nuclear fire roast I've ever seen in my 40 years of life. Just madness.

  • @TheRPGNymph
    @TheRPGNymph 11 місяців тому +3

    Love you Bao you have gotten me through some crazy rough times and I really appreciate you

  • @TheSSGCorrin
    @TheSSGCorrin 10 місяців тому +4

    "It also made me glad I passed your height in fourth grade" and "You don't catch L's you chase them down" were probably the most brutal roasts I've heard. XD

  • @Rocketgames753
    @Rocketgames753 7 місяців тому +2

    Ik this was the roast stream but you're genuinely amazing, one of my favorite streamers period, super funny, really entertaining, and kinda unhinged.

  • @Tra1nh1gh
    @Tra1nh1gh 10 місяців тому +10

    My favourite part was at 10:25

  • @castlorinterwebs
    @castlorinterwebs 5 місяців тому +4

    You know, if Bao was born in Ancient Greece even Zeus himself wouldn’t touch her.

  • @RoyalFusilier
    @RoyalFusilier 11 місяців тому +3

    The VOD of this was great every moment, so I know what was left in and cut and I'll just say, golden content either way.

  • @johndasalty111
    @johndasalty111 11 місяців тому +9

    I would be scared about Bao entering my house, until I realised she wouldn't be able to fit in the door

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 10 місяців тому +2

      She’d also probably fall through the floor too 😂😂

    • @garrus01
      @garrus01 9 місяців тому

      *reach

  • @alexaspuds
    @alexaspuds 11 місяців тому +71

    8:29 omg... my favorite adorable whale acknowledged my gay feelings for her... finally my life is complete 🤩

    • @Corphish_
      @Corphish_ 11 місяців тому +3

      🙏

    • @osama9501
      @osama9501 11 місяців тому +8

      A woman!!!!! 😂

    • @ahardworker2154
      @ahardworker2154 10 місяців тому +8

      GUYS THERES A WOMAN IN THE COMMENT.

    • @r.pizzamonkey7379
      @r.pizzamonkey7379 10 місяців тому +8

      Listen, it's not worth it. You can't fix her.

    • @alexaspuds
      @alexaspuds 10 місяців тому

      ​@@r.pizzamonkey7379why fix her, her imperfections make her better

  • @Vggamegod
    @Vggamegod 11 місяців тому +2

    Bao is such a champ, got murdered repeatedly and is still kickin

  • @mr.shgamingguy
    @mr.shgamingguy 11 місяців тому +2

    8:07 luminello
    9:07 roasting Bao
    10:14 love u Bao

  • @genikit5795
    @genikit5795 3 місяці тому

    I gave to admit, some of the roast she got was really good, I practically laughed at some point.
    Whether or not she regret even allowing the chat to roast her, there's no denying that her genuine reaction is just so entertaining.

  • @PlushLordOfTheSeas
    @PlushLordOfTheSeas 11 місяців тому +10

    good lord chat got VICIOUS
    poor bao

  • @alexanderwilde
    @alexanderwilde 9 місяців тому +3

    4:38 Bao didn't sell her underwear, she donated them, machine still pulled its plug though

  • @abyswolf23
    @abyswolf23 11 місяців тому +6

    Couldn't help but feel bad for Bao watching this vod

  • @jessstrap2088
    @jessstrap2088 10 місяців тому +1

    I like the ending banner animation. It's so cute!

  • @nathanielmalcolm6623
    @nathanielmalcolm6623 11 місяців тому +21

    I was witness to this stream & I just couldn't for the life of me dunk on Bao because I love & respect her too much as a person...... however, to see her *be dragged butt-naked through Greek Fire type roasts all around* had me cry-laughing for most of it.
    Truly was the most Bao-speciality kinda send off before she went to Japan to vibe. 😂😂😂

  • @olecartofficial
    @olecartofficial 11 місяців тому +3

    0:08 deadass thought she was talkin bout hiroshima

  • @Kasuto322
    @Kasuto322 11 місяців тому +2

    Chat just casually dropping portable stars on Bao

  • @Paveway-chan
    @Paveway-chan 10 місяців тому

    7:15 excellent comeback, exquisite delivery, chef's kiss 😂

  • @friorento4416
    @friorento4416 11 місяців тому +3

    I unironically thought Lily and Bao were the same for a few weeks before trying to pay attention to their models 😂

  • @insulttothehumanrace3807
    @insulttothehumanrace3807 11 місяців тому +6

    Man, the blubber got burned thoroughly this stream.
    And no, it's never too late to be baptized.

    • @castlorinterwebs
      @castlorinterwebs 5 місяців тому

      However the second she’s dunked into the holy water, it turns to normal water.

  • @KK_Draws_Stuff
    @KK_Draws_Stuff 11 місяців тому +3

    They been waiting for this moment bro, tf did Bao do to make chat have this much hatred towards her 💀

  • @Unstoppablesammy21
    @Unstoppablesammy21 11 місяців тому +3

    This is so much emotion damage that I've seen in years xD

  • @Mr_Youngblood
    @Mr_Youngblood 2 місяці тому

    Bao: Come on guys! Today is Roasting Day!
    Chat: "SO, YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH" 😂😂😂

  • @MrWilzuun
    @MrWilzuun 11 місяців тому +3

    aaww, the “shot gun approach “ part didnt make it in, that part had me laughing

  • @chaosdragon5160
    @chaosdragon5160 10 місяців тому +1

    The roasting of Bao was funny and dare i say hilarious because chat kept roasting her and her reactions mad me *looks into camera* Crack a smile 😃

  • @dachosens1
    @dachosens1 11 місяців тому

    "this isnt roasting this is just plain bullying dont stop" ICANT

  • @robinchwan
    @robinchwan 4 місяці тому

    " you can't hurt me anymore " bao after roasts : =_=*

  • @skitzofrenia_
    @skitzofrenia_ 11 місяців тому +2

    Maaaan i love her so much

  • @NoteGames380
    @NoteGames380 3 місяці тому

    Don’t listen to chat, Bao. You do you… Cause nobody else ever will.

  • @Kata_Taka
    @Kata_Taka 9 місяців тому +3

    "you too toyota Prius"
    Sad.

  • @BetaManicCommand
    @BetaManicCommand 11 місяців тому +2

    Maybe this should be a regular thing. So chat can keep Bao's ego in check. Perhaps also have a guest or two.

  • @SavannoBaalphegore
    @SavannoBaalphegore 11 місяців тому +2

    The jump from ego to iq were the best imo xD

  • @datafoxy
    @datafoxy 10 місяців тому

    Oh Bao is such a hilarious sport about this. She has the best voice.

  • @Mystic_The_Wolf
    @Mystic_The_Wolf 6 місяців тому +2

    tbf they're kinda smooth lol
    seems like they've been holding back awhile for that stream

  • @S117M4sterChief
    @S117M4sterChief 3 місяці тому +2

    Bao is just ShyLily without a sexual filter

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi Місяць тому +2

    Actually, Song of Solomon 4:5 is quite a compliment........
    Of course, I can not post the verse because it will be removed. 😅
    Seriously, the book is quite the sacred romantic scripture. King Solomon really should have remained faithful to his first love. (He actually regretted having many wives. He wrote about it in Proverbs.)

  • @CrazedKen
    @CrazedKen 20 днів тому +1

    1:00 LIAR! It’s bau.
    6:26 should we even question what bikibbi is?

  • @Freg-t5z
    @Freg-t5z 11 місяців тому +3

    6:25 interesting stuff 😂

  • @WhiteWolfie_95
    @WhiteWolfie_95 4 місяці тому

    I think the best really did get chosen for the short this is a great way to introduce people to vtubers when they ask me what I do all day

  • @alchemist824
    @alchemist824 10 місяців тому

    That technology roast you could tell has been saved up for a LONG time

  • @Nerdnumberone
    @Nerdnumberone 27 днів тому +1

    Japan might not be the safest destination for a whale...

  • @pabloquinonez8679
    @pabloquinonez8679 11 місяців тому

    Holy shit, I haven't laughed this hard in a while, thanks for that editors and chat

  • @THETexzilla
    @THETexzilla 8 місяців тому

    That night, after the stream, the Bionicles had their most epic adventure yet.

  • @standaman4578
    @standaman4578 11 місяців тому +3

    0:22 wait a minute...

  • @jaydraws0667
    @jaydraws0667 11 місяців тому +2

    I panicked so hard when I read the title an looked at the thumbnail. Please never scare me like that again, I have a weak heart.

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 11 місяців тому +2

    Some of these were elaborate and vicious.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 11 місяців тому +1

    8:28 *It’s never too late to get baptized!*

  • @catgckool428
    @catgckool428 6 місяців тому +1

    As Rin Penrose found out, your fans can be more hurtful than your haters.
    Mostly because they actually watch your content!

  • @YTLaxus
    @YTLaxus 11 місяців тому +1

    Dude that was such a banger stream.

  • @MedabotE
    @MedabotE 7 місяців тому +3

    1:56 source?

  • @larsthegunslinger
    @larsthegunslinger 6 місяців тому

    she was a hell of a good sport about the whole video and she for sure made it hilarious. BTW how did I get suggested this video when I was just getting my usual numi fix?

  • @chasemurray5292
    @chasemurray5292 9 місяців тому

    Man, I have Bao fever, I like everything about her.... I haven't worn rose-colored glasses since I was a teenager

  • @revzsaz9418
    @revzsaz9418 11 місяців тому +2

    Have a good trip girly 🙏💙🍻

  • @anso3886
    @anso3886 9 місяців тому +1

    7:40 all I can say is nice roast (but sorry for your loss 😔)

  • @Mazhura_13B
    @Mazhura_13B 11 місяців тому +3

    jesus the ashes joke lol

  • @jaxonminton5353
    @jaxonminton5353 11 місяців тому +2

    After this bao will make a steam to make chat to say nice things to her

  • @cjofulue5218
    @cjofulue5218 10 місяців тому

    gadDAMN! Half of the chat be spitting FIGHTING WORDS the other half make me wheeze in despair! The internet truly is one of the places of all time.

  • @RiqueDaSxnsxi
    @RiqueDaSxnsxi 11 місяців тому

    the fact that she popped off in the first thirty seconds is crazzyyyyy 😂😂🤣🤣
    7:20

  • @ZachX888
    @ZachX888 11 місяців тому +1

    4:50 Yo Lego nerds have the CRAZIEST insults like they know so much oddly specific stuff it's weird.

  • @KaoretheHalfDemon
    @KaoretheHalfDemon 11 місяців тому

    Well she asked for it and her chat delivered.

  • @CXG44
    @CXG44 11 місяців тому +2

    1:16 Haha! So glad mine made it in there, without Bao who else would I go to for my fish market content?

  • @KingOfDoma
    @KingOfDoma 6 місяців тому +2

    Helpful tip - don't use Song of Songs 4 to impress women. It will only work if you come off as such a dork it ends up being charming. Trust me.

  • @AaronTheBaron89
    @AaronTheBaron89 3 місяці тому

    Should have said "blaidd would never" 😂

  • @kc-samatv7803
    @kc-samatv7803 10 місяців тому

    Second hand association is the best and most damaging insult.

  • @steel-train95
    @steel-train95 11 місяців тому +1

    9:30 jokes on bao there’s a good chance it’s already been taken for most of the guys

  • @deathryche
    @deathryche 5 місяців тому

    Baptism means salvation is still available. Baoptism is when she corrupts the holy water.

  • @bromodragone8405
    @bromodragone8405 9 місяців тому

    9:28 You were the Chosen One! It was said that you'd destroy the Sith, not join them!

  • @matcharrie
    @matcharrie 11 місяців тому +1

    Even though I was there for this stream, I still watch the video because of the editing and because of Bobo ❤

  • @M4TTYN
    @M4TTYN 11 місяців тому +2

    I can't with bao's pairing of her voice, to how unhinged she is bro. her voice oddly makes things better *her laugh is too good bro*
    and editor stays cooking fr fr!

  • @michaelspark5899
    @michaelspark5899 10 місяців тому

    She truly is a pillow princess cuz she took that railing like a champ

  • @chriswillis4960
    @chriswillis4960 11 місяців тому +5

    Jokes on chat with all the short jokes, in Japan you are a normal height