Bao's Weirdest Turn Ons and Turn Offs

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  • Опубліковано 14 січ 2025

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  • @GamerSmacks
    @GamerSmacks Рік тому +1740

    I can feel the editors braincells disappearing with every meme

  • @peacelovemetal5197
    @peacelovemetal5197 Рік тому +959

    I love how quickly the editor put in a meme about his sanity. Truly an average Bao moment right there.

  • @Fittkins
    @Fittkins Рік тому +779

    I am terrified if Bao ever goes to the wolf enclosure at a zoo while drunk.

    • @BuffySwartz
      @BuffySwartz Рік тому +48

      Bao be like it’s breeding time, teehee ❤ what’s wrong with that?

    • @keycrafter7471
      @keycrafter7471 Рік тому +33

      Iirc some tweet which was her friend saying she barked at some dogs or wolves at some zoo or park, but i maybe wrong

    • @Tactical_Tailgater
      @Tactical_Tailgater Рік тому +14

      ​@@BuffySwartzI mean, she gonna die, man, but not our problem

    • @Tactical_Tailgater
      @Tactical_Tailgater Рік тому

      ​@@keycrafter7471I bark at my dog when she barks at me, but I do that out of spite 'cause that bitch cannot shut up

    • @Tactical_Tailgater
      @Tactical_Tailgater Рік тому

      Remember to keep this bitch away from dogs as well

  • @AcediaRex
    @AcediaRex Рік тому +276

    "I have standards, I just can't remember them." --- Bo the Whale, 2023

  • @t0xicWazte
    @t0xicWazte Рік тому +467

    Seeing this live was the funniest shit ever bro. Bao was on her peak unhinged arc and good lord was it funny as hell bro 😭😂

  • @TonyBomboozled
    @TonyBomboozled Рік тому +300

    Never let Bao learn about Blaidd's kill animation and dialogue.

  • @LARAUJO_0
    @LARAUJO_0 Рік тому +91

    6:20 This guy has the best submission by far. The "consensually" and "in Minecraft" in the midst of the inane rambles just add so much to it

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail Рік тому +71

    Although there may be no womb in Bao's heart for womb tattoos, she will ink all over the place (like a super turned on octopus) whenever she sees a really bang-able goblin woman.

  • @JarenceThatShowerGuy
    @JarenceThatShowerGuy Рік тому +119

    On today's episode of "Bao's Unhingery, Caught on Cam", we witness her -slow- immediate - and continual- admittance that she has totally sunk into her own pit of pleasures and there is no saving her. xD

  • @NoztrozeR
    @NoztrozeR Рік тому +56

    Give your editor a raise. The amount of Bao they have to endure, and the end product they produce is pure gold... Just, give them a raise.

  • @jediskywalker356
    @jediskywalker356 Рік тому +7

    The “compliments: turn off” is pretty relatable ngl.

  • @PhobostheDarkOne
    @PhobostheDarkOne Рік тому +249

    I want a girl who looks at me like Bao does to Blaidd, except without the creepiness

    • @thek2despot426
      @thek2despot426 Рік тому +42

      The creepiness is the best part! 😫

    • @Tactical_Tailgater
      @Tactical_Tailgater Рік тому +3

      Same, but in case of creepiness, just get a shotgun, it is cool, it works and gets the job done quickly and easily

    • @dragondudeification
      @dragondudeification Рік тому +13

      Just use a spray botte if they get out of control

    • @Tactical_Tailgater
      @Tactical_Tailgater Рік тому +5

      @@dragondudeification Ah yes, the ones who fire 9x19 mm water sprays?

    • @strongestgamer2501
      @strongestgamer2501 Рік тому

      Try an actual girl sometime

  • @nathanielmalcolm6623
    @nathanielmalcolm6623 Рік тому +108

    Let us pray to the gigachad Editor for not only editing *that absolute 🔥🔥🔥 first minute* but also for having to watch a tidal wave of horni turn ons & turn offs whilst Camila & Bao-sama add on with their own mega horni. 😂❤

  • @ChrisGamingNL333
    @ChrisGamingNL333 Рік тому +26

    Poor editor-san having to edit this
    Definitely deserves a raise :)
    Great editing as always of course :D

  • @TowAZKi
    @TowAZKi Рік тому +15

    Sending biggest love and support and the warmest hug to Bao ❤

  • @confuzionn4843
    @confuzionn4843 Рік тому +23

    the editor doesn't need an oscar, he needs fucking help holy shit.

  • @LasagnyaMcMeatsauce
    @LasagnyaMcMeatsauce Рік тому +3

    I love the editor's use of the DBZ track destruction near the end lmao
    I get the implication ;)

    • @th3v01d_3
      @th3v01d_3 10 місяців тому

      is the rock music from dbz? it sounds really good.

  • @theponygamer66
    @theponygamer66 Рік тому +15

    Honestly i feel like sean would do a michael scott and start doing the "please god no no noooooooooooo" if he ever saw bao violating blighthe

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine Рік тому +1

      I've not exactly played Elden Ring, but I've been exposed to enough esoteric Welsh girls to tell you, that's not even close to spelling Blaidd.

  • @spammables4528
    @spammables4528 Рік тому +8

    That one guy turned on by cerebrospinal fluid

  • @bluecoin3771
    @bluecoin3771 Рік тому +2

    Bao’s thirst is a global threat. An Avenger’s level threat.

  • @DoodleLing
    @DoodleLing Рік тому +7

    There is no saving those who have fallen too deep...

  • @johnsilver2154
    @johnsilver2154 Рік тому +13

    Weirdest Turn on and off are Futa and smells. This video did not really haunt me at all it was more informative and funnier to watch. Bao and Camila both into watersports and wolfmen.

  • @starcast5834
    @starcast5834 Рік тому +2

    Editor is a legend for the og Jontron clip, I haven’t seen him in ages

  • @nintykidthegamer5088
    @nintykidthegamer5088 Рік тому +6

    Bao's editor needs a raise...

  • @ottovonnekpunch1268
    @ottovonnekpunch1268 Рік тому +3

    It's hard to say this, but Bao has sunk to a new low! Keep it coming, Bao! Let's Go!!!

  • @illdecidelater723
    @illdecidelater723 Рік тому +4

    Who let these 2 collab?! Lmaooooo this was great

  • @dylanparrott8347
    @dylanparrott8347 Рік тому +5

    chat: *wolf people ain't my thing*
    bao: *YOU WANNA FIGHT ME BRO?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT IN FRONT OF ME!*
    we all know bao we all know you like da wolves lmfao

  • @carlosalvarezruiz9351
    @carlosalvarezruiz9351 Рік тому +2

    You are hilarious, Bao. Congratulate the editors in my behalf

  • @HomeGamer1155
    @HomeGamer1155 6 місяців тому +3

    Honestly I think bao just has a huge bite kink and is a closet furry at this point 😂 0:18

  • @joseroa5243
    @joseroa5243 Рік тому +5

    wow bao new record to break the editor in 33 seconds

  • @johnwolfie6819
    @johnwolfie6819 Рік тому +2

    6:17 I'm not parasocial okay,I'm just a labradore in human skin.😭😭
    I just like making new friends when I'm not moody,and yes,I am an adult...mostly functioning.

  • @gold_goblin3272
    @gold_goblin3272 Рік тому +4

    Men's crazy 😂 6:30
    Ok that mf ain't even the only pecuriality

  • @josueveguilla9069
    @josueveguilla9069 Рік тому +1

    Bao's weirdest turn ons and turn offs? AWESOME. Yes, please. We all love where this is going.

  • @crimsonmaelstrom573
    @crimsonmaelstrom573 Рік тому +27

    I’m seriously starting to worry about Bao’s sanity. Is that weird?

  • @Next_Genesis
    @Next_Genesis 10 місяців тому +1

    7:46 Watashi no na wa “kirayoshikage” nenrei 33-sai jitaku wa moriōchō hokutō-bu no bessō chitai ni ari… kekkon wa shite inai… shigoto wa “kameyūchēn-ten” no kaishain de mainichi osokutomo yoru 8-ji made ni wa kitaku suru tabako wa suwanai sake wa tashinamu teido yoru 11 tokiniha yuka ni tsuki kanarazu 8-jikan wa suimin o toru yō ni shite iru… nerumae ni atatakai miruku o nomi 20-bu hodo no sutoretchi de karada o hogushite kara yuka ni tsuku to hotondo asamade jukusui-sa… akanbō no yō ni hirō ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni asa-me o samaseru nda… kenkōshinda demo ijō nashi to iwa reta yo-

    • @csamentem5580
      @csamentem5580 5 місяців тому

      Killer queen has already touched the comment section

  • @shuurin_raichi
    @shuurin_raichi Рік тому +2

    when u eat dinner and bao gets to the piss flavoured ramune

  • @jimothyworldbuilding3664
    @jimothyworldbuilding3664 11 місяців тому +3

    Me and my ex wife had a hunting rifle that belonged to her dad. During bedroom activities, she'd often point it at my head. This was often extremely awkward and even caused a few accidents, given that this is a full length, heavy hunting rifle rather than a typical pistol. Also there are 5 separate occasions I'm aware of where the rifle was loaded, because we also used it while hunting and sometimes forgor to make sure it wasn't loaded before having our fun.
    Anyway since the divorce I've had ED except recently, when a very nice lady held a knife to my throat. I've bedroomed this nice lady again since then, without the knife being needed, but it's clear to me that the knife was necessary for the opener, and will probably be needed again if we do it again too many times without the knife. I don't doubt that nice lady will be into it but she's also clumsy so I do doubt that I'm going to survive to see 2025.
    Actual health hazard I win :p

    • @donotreply8979
      @donotreply8979 7 місяців тому

      What in the holy fuck

    • @jimothyworldbuilding3664
      @jimothyworldbuilding3664 7 місяців тому

      @@donotreply8979
      Update: she accidentally cut her hand open while trying to choke me at the same time as pressing the knife to me. We are no longer seeing eachother.

    • @asahmosskmf4639
      @asahmosskmf4639 5 місяців тому

      i used to know a girl that got turned on and wanted me to bite her, and she was dissapointed i couldnt bring myself to bring blood. originally i thought it'd be cool to be with a red haired girl. we kinda drifted apart after she thought it was funny to pretend having an imaginary guy cheat on me via text ( hint : she was the guy texted on her phone that " he " was doing her on their dads boat ) .
      this was before i met my ex-wife who was turned on by movies like Hostel 2 ( usually ended up making out during the movie. ) ...

  • @gilsonjr112
    @gilsonjr112 Рік тому +1

    holy fucking jesus, i hope the editor keeps his mental health in check after this

  • @cavalierliberty6838
    @cavalierliberty6838 Рік тому +1

    7:06 THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE

  • @Pomni3477
    @Pomni3477 Рік тому +1

    4:31 Damn, that one hits close to home

  • @foopygoopy1860
    @foopygoopy1860 Рік тому +1

    Bao is so.... special. All of her friends are very... special.... 😭😭😭😂😂😂

  • @100blueeyedboy
    @100blueeyedboy Рік тому +4

    6:28 that is an orc! not a goblin. veeery different (but both good)

  • @TK-7193
    @TK-7193 Рік тому +1

    my weirdest turn ons and off are;
    on) feminine ANYTHING. futas, flamboyant femboys (like astolfo for example), furries, protogens, synths, "i aint a furry but" y'know if its got curves im game.
    off) anything unconsentual. ntr, r@pe, forced(unless its roleplay), obsession. i cant enjoy myself unless the other individual(s) is of legal age and is consenting themselves too.

  • @WickedRaptor_03
    @WickedRaptor_03 Рік тому

    This editor is fire 🔥🔥

  • @mindassassin
    @mindassassin Рік тому

    The wolf one seems like some kind of personal attack.

  • @the_hunter3444
    @the_hunter3444 Місяць тому

    the blood one made me relive something.

  • @disqorddoge1101
    @disqorddoge1101 Рік тому +2

    Damn. I’ve been sleeping on Bao. This chick knows how to party.

  • @CallieKou
    @CallieKou Рік тому

    Ok but bao is so real for the bite claims

  • @JackDPearl
    @JackDPearl Рік тому

    Just looking at this preview pic fills me with deep foreboding.

  • @jackmesrel4933
    @jackmesrel4933 Рік тому

    The goblin guy has the soul of a poet, hooooly

  • @Cliffhanger_2007
    @Cliffhanger_2007 Рік тому +3

    Very weird yet understandable 👍🏼

  • @WyattRobbins14
    @WyattRobbins14 Рік тому +2

    “Blood”
    Me: *W h a t*

  • @Acornsgo
    @Acornsgo Рік тому +3

    I no longer get turned on, I have completed all the side quests and an now free of the horny.

  • @gre3nishsinx0Rgold4
    @gre3nishsinx0Rgold4 Рік тому +1

    What interest me was that scooby looking short clip that was used. I wanna watch it.

  • @Neako_Mira
    @Neako_Mira Рік тому

    5:07 Dude- I was hating on my skills in sports once and my friends reaction was “I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE CHEST AND STRANGLE YOU IF YOU KEEP HATING IN YOURSELF, GURL” …..👏👏

  • @heartbeatguyman113
    @heartbeatguyman113 3 місяці тому

    Look, there are two kinds of people in this world. Those who are into Death from Puss in Boots, and those who are wrong.

  • @CrazeeAdam
    @CrazeeAdam Рік тому

    Lol holy Bao snapped when she heard someone dissing her Blaidd

  • @Hoothouse
    @Hoothouse 11 місяців тому +1

    Im genuinely surprised this is on UA-cam and if it isnt demonitized thats crazy

  • @mr.shgamingguy
    @mr.shgamingguy Рік тому +2

    3:00 because it hurts Bao I love u.

  • @EdgeGxd667
    @EdgeGxd667 2 місяці тому +1

    5:41 eesh that aged poorly lmao

  • @1987metalhead
    @1987metalhead Рік тому +2

    Wow, hearing that old school Dragonball Z music was a real kick XD
    EDIT: The Golden Frieza theme was fun to hear too~

  • @petercooper456
    @petercooper456 Рік тому +1

    Never Change Bao

  • @simplyya1457
    @simplyya1457 Рік тому +2

    The coach part took me out. Bao is so funny bro

  • @Pomni3477
    @Pomni3477 Рік тому

    10:15 My brotha is getting gaslit here

  • @SolaireIntensifies
    @SolaireIntensifies Рік тому +1

    relating to people who are too overfamiliar. A friend introduced me to his friend to play games with. We had been playing for less than an hour when I said I did something silly and he reponded "YEAH, you WOULD do that!" Like... fuck you, you don't know me, you don't even know my name. You gotta build up to that level of friendliness

  • @yata_garasu
    @yata_garasu Рік тому +1

    holy shit the way i learned something new about myself during this video

  • @starkhikaru8032
    @starkhikaru8032 Рік тому +1

    5:41 where this meme from? That mans on the move.

  • @yuurou7927
    @yuurou7927 Рік тому

    Blaidd: Your enthusiasm is confusing. However, it doesn't matter, we'll get used to it, with time.
    Death: Yes, yes, I can see you're living your life fully and it was amusing for a moment. Not anymore.

  • @crimsonstudios680
    @crimsonstudios680 11 місяців тому

    Bro the editor is so fucking funny. I keep cracking up whenever they interject with something

  • @KingArgus-fy5xq
    @KingArgus-fy5xq Рік тому +6

    I feel like Bao would like me. I am built like a literal grizzly.

    • @TK-7193
      @TK-7193 Рік тому +1

      shoot your shot. "only thing she can say is no".

  • @macklinwright3966
    @macklinwright3966 Рік тому

    8:20 *based hunter killer drone inbound*

  • @fieryphoenix82
    @fieryphoenix82 Рік тому +2

    I anyone know if the VOD for this stream is still around? Asking for a friend...

  • @Cerulean_XD
    @Cerulean_XD 11 місяців тому

    2:00 bao…you can’t just call me out like that.

  • @brycelynds3768
    @brycelynds3768 5 місяців тому

    So we’re just kink shaming this video. Lmfaooo perfect content lw
    Also bao in ber rice purity test: I DON’T LIKE GETTING PEED ON
    Bao when talking about Blaid or Death Puss in Boots: I WANT THEM TO MARK ME (think about the fact that that especially blaid is a wolf).
    I’m confused here Bao. You’re having it both ways 😂

  • @HarrisBoe
    @HarrisBoe Рік тому +5

    6:28, umm excuse me, that is clearly an *orc* woman

  • @JellyoooDonut3
    @JellyoooDonut3 Рік тому

    Bao: YOU WOULDNT GET IT!

  • @CadetTommy2145
    @CadetTommy2145 8 місяців тому

    “Is that… fur? Coming out of your ears?”

  • @Hekatt1
    @Hekatt1 Рік тому +2

    Does anyone have a link to the vod. Or a time frame too look for it?

  • @flawedandnotperfect
    @flawedandnotperfect Рік тому +2

    When Lady Bao wants Death ta mark er
    Death: how many lives did ya loss?
    Lady Bao: non
    Death:... I'm leaving

  • @aa-hx5tk
    @aa-hx5tk Рік тому +1

    If the video doesn't damage the editors during production I don't want it

  • @lostnemesis
    @lostnemesis Рік тому +1

    You only exist on this world to live long enough to have a real wolfman dom you.

  • @jackanarchy99
    @jackanarchy99 3 місяці тому

    Hide Honey Goblin from Bao.

  • @tdrduarte
    @tdrduarte Рік тому

    Great start

  • @LolwutLol2000
    @LolwutLol2000 Рік тому +1

    EDITOR SAAAAN!!!

  • @LolaTheDragonOfficial.
    @LolaTheDragonOfficial. Рік тому

    i relate so much to the compliment turn off😞

  • @ZestiDeath
    @ZestiDeath Рік тому

    I feel the editors will to live fade away along with my own sanity

  • @Auggy86
    @Auggy86 Рік тому

    The Female Cox n Crendor right here 😂

  • @Tactical_Tailgater
    @Tactical_Tailgater Рік тому +1

    Keep Bao away from the dogs! No! She is touching that pug weirdly! We are doomed!!

  • @ultimatealchemist9401
    @ultimatealchemist9401 Рік тому

    What's the name of the music that plays when they're talking about goblins?

  • @asmodeus1634
    @asmodeus1634 Рік тому +1

    My weirdest turn ons is anything considered taboo except men on men
    My biggest turn off is men on men

  • @DWrecck69
    @DWrecck69 Рік тому

    4:15 that was me 😶

  • @DarkFrozenDepths
    @DarkFrozenDepths 3 місяці тому

    I'm late on this, but Bao must never see my OC then if she's THAT MUCH into wolf guys.....
    Also, that "huh" sound effect to when Bao said "that's literally metamorphosis".... yeah, that editor didn't know about that "manga" did they?

  • @victormaldonado786
    @victormaldonado786 Рік тому

    10/10 editor

  • @ayaria7217
    @ayaria7217 Рік тому

    Seem like the twitch link in the description is wrong. One too many "o" at the end of the link.
    And checking other videos, the link seem to be wrong in all of them.

  • @chanirugunasekera2578
    @chanirugunasekera2578 3 місяці тому

    3:18 Bro is that toga from mha 👀

  • @robertforeman8494
    @robertforeman8494 Рік тому

    >.> the way you say "seattle area." Makes me this tough either live here... or visited enough to know our secrets... tells a lot about you though XDDDDD

  • @azmakikian5400
    @azmakikian5400 4 місяці тому

    Anyone know the song at 9:25 ? It sounds so familiar but I can't figure it out

  • @scarecrowksr1906
    @scarecrowksr1906 Рік тому

    Poor Editor, don't worry friend you're doing god's work. You will be rewarded for all your lost sanity

  • @fredramos92
    @fredramos92 Рік тому

    Editor is like us the brain 🧠 are now gone lol 😆

  • @iananderson4754
    @iananderson4754 11 місяців тому

    The problem with the word spank is its association to child battery.