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Am I the only one that didn't know Vienna's handle was "cosmicdragussy"?
It’s perfect
It never gets old lol
It's a great name tho
It’s awesome!
Its fitting
Gonna be honest, I completely forgot I put a fridge pic in the form and this was a huge wake up call seeing my fridge in here. Thousands of people have seen my barely used fridge. Well, okay
W video Bao, keep it up.
Bro imagine how I feel, my story back in The Fappening shocked Cottontail lmao
@@Dr_Monitor *which one*
2:40 As an electrical engineering student myself I can confirm that every one of us has some flavor of depression. No drinking for me though, only getting lost in escapist media.
Same
This is so true, I cope with keyboards
I was a mech on a dry campus and my EE friend would offer me shots from his ever present flask during finals.
Is it worth?
@@hyp3raimz Don't know yet, but you need to be good to find out
Fridges don't have enough hair and/or tactical gear for Bao. Give her a fridge with a ballistic vest and some really fuzzy peaches in it and I bet she'll change her tune.
A dead body in a friend's fridge? I'd scold them immediately. We talked about this man, the freezer for storage, a pig pen for disposal‼️
A man of culture and wisdom, I see 🥂
Pig pens have become too mainstream. Gotta spice it up nowadays. Become friends with a herpatoligist that may or may not own several large monitor lizards (preferably komodo dragons).
“What would you do if you found a dead body in your friend’s fridge?”
Trick question, I have no friends.
that fridgefucker bit had me rolling
Honestly, if I saw a corpse inside ANY fridge, I’d probably lose both my appetite and my lunch before running away in a screaming panic.
for many moments of my life my coping mechanism when adults around me got into screaming matches i would just try to ignore it and 'move on' from it
so after the initial shock would just think "ah man theres no room for the 7/11 food i bought for tonight"
and close the fridge
OK I know about two ways to get rid of a “unwanted item” in your friends fridge, first one simple you dig an extra deep hole puts the “item” at the bottom then fill the hole half way after that you place a dead dog on top of the first layer then you put the rest of the dirt over.
The second option requires a lot of tools and chemicals but I don’t know which, you cut it up into different pieces then you use the chemicals that will cause the pieces to shrink and you wrap each piece in individual mailing packages and dump each package into a trashcan or a dumpster in specified locations around town. And if you look at all the locations from the map, it should look like a big smiley face.
Vienna and Bao are a duo that certainly hard to beat when it comes to entertainment value
My best friend has the same energy, vibes & passion as you Bao so I'd kindly ask who this dead person is & why she killed them.
After a thorough questioning sesh of my friend, we'd put the black body in a bag and drive at dead midnight to a most remote part of the wilderness, lay out the thawed body, dig a splod 50 meter hoke, dump the body in, seal up the hole and then plant a bunch of flowers & flora usually seen innthe area.
We go home, we chemically bleach our hands, make up sum solid alibis and hope the po-po don't find us
If I find a body in the fridge, I'll just close the fridge door and just walk away from the fridge like "I'm not hungry anymore". Love your videos by the way bao❤❤
to answer the dead body in my best friend's fridge question:
I would start sweating prefusely and i would try to escape in the sneakiest fastest way possible so i dont end up in his freezer.
I knew Vienna always seemed too sane and well-adjusted for a professional League player, so her having a body in the fridge wouldn’t surprise me one bit.
Look, if you find a dead body in JUST A FRIEND's fridge...you leave and call the cops.
If it's your BEST FRIEND...help them find a canyon to chuck it off of.
lmao, yall so silly.
I guess if i found a body in their fridge I'd do my best to make it appear that I did NOT, and say nothing about it, and then quietly nope the frick out of my entire life off to distant lands before I end up as a part of their cannibal cuisine rotation or a "you'll be with me forever" psychotic break.
That broke college kid isn't broke, they bought 3(THREE!) apples
You're not foolin anyone here, chief
Half of these seemed to hide a limb or two in the freezer. Though, I will not be surprised if there is one.
Also, a side question: anyone got an idea what song was played in the intro? I'm pretty sure I've heard it somewhere, I just can't figure out where
9:29 Vienna was so innocent then. She had no idea what she was agreeing to
2:15 I swear they were kinda still edible 💀
Can confirm, engineering students drink to forget cause we need to make some space in our heads for those equations
I like how she didn’t look away 😅
A normal person that finds a body in their best friend’s fridge would either report them or not say anything for the rest of their lives. I, on the other hand, would spend as much time with them as I could just to make a bunch of jokes that subtly relate to the subject until they either try to murder me or they go insane and turn themselves in
These fridges were something else
Friend has a body in the fridge... tell chief he better use it soon or it'll get stinky
Bao editor had sit through the stream and had to edit all of this is commandable o7
If I found a dead body in my best friend’s fridge I’d probably ignore it the best I can, because apparently in this universe I have a best friend :)
The Onion Skins still like to fly :3
That engineer is the most Healthy engineer around
Typical Pinoy W again with this video. Let's go!!
My fridge (when I got it) was nasty enough to fit right in with these here. I bought it from a local appliance/furniture place (like a mom & pop type store, not some big chain). Called em up when my last one went poof and I needed one ASAP. They told me they had one that they picked up when delivering some new stuff to a customers house, but it wasn't cleaned or ready or anything, but that it definitely worked fine... Told em I don't care, I'll take it if I can go get it immediately. Paid a crisp 150$ for it. (Canadian, so like 110$ US) The inside was....unique...
Literally the best way to describe it is it looked like someone was frying up a bunch of bacon in a pan at the bottom and just letting the grease go everywhere. I genuinely don't even know how a fridge gets that way... Took me about an hour and a half to completely scrub it down and it went back to basically brand new looking, which was weird. I've had that fridge for like 6-7 years now, so I'd say it was definitely worth it...still nasty as shit when I got it though :/
What would i do if i found a body in my best friend's fridge?
Well, dispose of it. Dig a hole in the ground to form a foot and half wide and about half a foot deep hole with a narrow trench on one side. While the body is still cold or frozen, break it down into about one foot segments. Throw one segment at a time one after the other into the forge after adding a leaf blower in the trench as a bellows/blower, making sure to use coal as fuel. Allow the extreme heat (enough to melt steel at least) to either vaporize or reduce the whole body to ash. Leave ashes and refill hole. Clean fridge with ammonia and then bleach. Place full kiddy pool over the refilled hole and fill with water before throwing in dirt and leaves. Let freeze overnight to simulate it having been neglected since the end of summer. Drink cheap whiskey and yell at friend for their stupidity.
P.s. this is written in jest, and not some dark scheme or any kind of plan so please, whomever reads this and has a badge nearby, please note, this is a joke.
For context, before someone says, "That's not hot enough." A professional crematorium get their furnaces to about 1600 - 1800⁰F and an industrial incinerator runs just above that at about 1800 - 2200⁰F. A forced air, coal burning forge can easily melt steel and iron. Some can even vaporize them! Steel melts at approximately 2500⁰F and iron melts at 2800⁰F.
As someone who has used a forced air forge in the past and has lost pieces to that forge, I know what I'm talking about here when I say divided attention may turn an otherwise amazing piece of metal art into a glowing, coal speckled puddle. Worse yet, you leave it past the puddle point, and it'll just vanish along with the smoke.
3:17 XD what is bro even surviving off of
Nuclear fusion?
"Alright I'll get the cinderblocks you go get the mat"
Glad to know that my fridge has just a single slab of butter and that I'm the only one with a fridge like that.
from the first 51 seconds to 52ish to 53 seconds when bao called vienna that i couldn't help but laugh my backside off,that was funny to me.
If i found a dead body in my friends fridge I would very carefully suggest we find a more permanent place to store it.
Silly Bao, where else are you suppose to store the bodies in order to keep it fresh?
If I found a body in my friends fridge, I'd ask them who it is and why he did it. We move on from there and I never bring it up again.
I wonder if Chibidoki has seen that Bowser gif near the end of the video.
Loved the video @BaoTheWhale! Can't wait for the next video Girl! Say no more about what's going on at @cosmicdragussy's place Bao, I'm getting Blaidd and Ghost and the three of us will be coming to try and get you out of there. Just try Singing "Baolifornia Girls" to Vienna and hope she Laughs herself to Sleep with that.... Even though one of the Baobble Buddies actually came up with it and had AI voicing it as you.
Don't know about anyone else, but if I saw a Dead Body in My Friends Fridge I'd just casually get out and..... *RUN!* *Meme Music Intensifies in the Background*
Somewhere, a Chibidoki is going full chimp mode.
Chemical storage refrigerator looks cool.
Nothing it's normal to keep things like chicken in your fridge...
Oh a HUMAN body, ask what they're gonna do with it, can't keep it in there forever, yah know.
Well first I’d ask him how he got it out of my basement, then how he got it back together
If my best friend has a dead body in his fridge, then WE have a dead body in his fridge.
Vienna better said smash on Duraludon on her Pokémon Smash or Pass.
The water shortage joke... i've never hit the subscribe button so damn fast.
Friend has bdy in the fridge...help him make a great dish out of it. Our bodies actually break down human flesh the easiest compared to other meats, so a little bit can go a long way.
How do you know this?..
@@Just_Void00 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ ° )
@@Just_Void00 : )
this is the kind of thing that gets you prion diseases or smote upon the rocks by a furious man with a big hammer
There are some brain diseases that transfer by eating human flesh. There's a reason why mad cow disease appeared when it did.😊
If I find a dead body in my best friends fridge, I’d not be able to… I have 0 friends
It sure looked like some of those fridges once held a dead body
if i found a dead body in my best friends fridge i'd probably say "this seems like something they would do" and then shut the fridge and go question my sanity
if i found a body in my friends fridge i’d say ‘oi can you take this body out ur fridge i wanna eat a snack!’
Great video, always great when you collab with Vienna. Loved seeing it live.
Re: question...
Immediate thought is how long the body's been there, because it could have an odor and if that's the case we might need to burn the fridge. If not, then we need to get rid of it ASAP. I live near the coast so maybe dump it in the ocean? Tie some rocks so it doesn't float back on shore, maybe...
for legal purposes this is a hypothetical scenario that won't actually happen
i live with my best friend and i can pretty much guarantee i wouldve helped put it there
Tbh I would tell him to give me the tea about what that person did to deserve to be in his fridge and not in the ground. And then proceed to ask him if he wanted help to get rid of it. :) I'm sane I swear I'm just loyal
I was trying to figure out how to put my thoughts into words, and you nailed it sir. I don't want to hide a body, but this is my best friend
Body in my best friend's fridge?
I'll harshly judge his method depending on the condition of the body. It better not be labelled like a Gundam kit.
I'll tell no one about the dead body but I'll help my friend to throw the fridge in the water and never talk about it
If my best friend has a dead body in the fridge, I'd ask if there is room for one more in there. It's either kill or be killed at that point and I don't want to be an accomplice LMAO
Well.....This was cursed. Enjoyable but Cursed
If a friend has a bidy inside his fridge, I'll ask him if it's for consumption.
10:55 if I found a dead body in the best friend’s fridge, I would cry… tears of happiness 🥲 because at least in this hypothetical scenario I’d have a friend (1 is more than 0).
QOTW answer: I would have some serious questions, but I would not ask them. I would just run away and never speak to said friend again, because they’re obviously a psychopath.
"what would you do if you found a dead body in your friends fridge"
"Hey, uhh... you gonna eat that?"
A whole dead body in my fridge? Sounds like thanksgiving is coming a little early, let's goooooo!
Well if I saw a dead body in my bestie's fridge, I'd give them a good long lecture (while also making them feel the wrath on an angered Latino) about proper disposal of a body and then proceed to show them how it's done. Before you even try asking, don't ask how I know proper body disposal procedure. I'm just a guy with an interdimensional portal in my closet. lol
this video needs a "CAUTION IF YOUR WATCHING WHILE EATING" warning
Why the fuck would you EAT and watch this cursed shit lmao
Close the door and forget what I saw, plausible deniability baby
Simply close the fridge door and remind them about the unfinished deed of hiding it. Tf am i gonna do? I'm a dumbass and imma make it worse. 🤪
That beer fridge would be be good if there was food too.
If I found a dead body in my best friend’s fridge I would ask them if they were having a party because that’s a lot of beef to be storing in a fridge.
Hey, you didn’t say the dead body was human… I say it’s a cow.
I would most probably say something dumb like “smash” or “double it and give it to the next person”
Hi! Bao, I watched Archon yesterday here in Cebu. I love your performance; your voice is so beautiful, and I love your laugh; it's so cute. You just gained a new follower.❤☺️
im glad my fridge made it baos reaction to the pillows was great
Probably ask if they need help with that. You know, in case I also ever needed help with one. Which I don't!
To answer the question, obviously it's been saved for a special occasion. Gotta eat it in a romantic candlelight dinner. 😋
I'd chow down I guess. I mean if that's what my friend is cooking y'know. Call me Denji I guess.
If i found a dead body in my friends frige i will walk away and maybe just maybe call the cops😅
Strange, I don't remember being hyperfixated on any fictional character.
As a fellow engineering student, we also drink to forget... we have a communal beer fridge in our dorm
What would I do if I found a dead body in my best friends fridge? Sounds like a solid threeway on a hot summer day to me!
10:58 - Depends entirely on whether I recognized it, and if I did, what feelings I had about the decedent prior to their relegation to my friend's fridge. With my friends, I'd assume there was good reason why I wasn't asked for assistance, not pursue the matter further, and deny knowledge of it to anyone else.
Sacrifice the dead body to the lords of darkness. Wear the robe and everything. Drink blood after word. Blood for the blood God!
If I found a dead body in my best friend's fridge there's a huge problem cause thats also my fridge.
I would ask them "who is that, why are they in there, and why wasn't it me? I thought we were friends."
I would ask him if he wants me to hide it or eat it, since I know a bit about how to clean places, in Minecraft. (The character of my comic in progress is a cannibal (and hunter), that's how I know.)
Instructions after putting the (lamb) body in the bath and putting gloves on:
So first of all, you should empty the blood by cutting the tendons and opening the belly.
Then you need to split open the trunk to take out the organs, put them in the bath or a bucket, we will grind them, cook them and throw them away, same for the head, feet and hands.
After that, you take a metal saw and cut off the articulation. (it's useless, in the trash it goes)
Cut the spine off the body to have some tasty lamb ribs.
You cut the lamb into pieces like you would cut a ham.
You then take the meat off the bones, I recommend to cut the meat into smaller pieces to fit in topperwares.
Some meat can be turned into ground beef using a cleaver or two.
Use a hammer to grind the bones. (Minecraft teached me it was a great fertiliser so spread it everywhere you see plants.)
After that you can cook the diverse parts like you would cook a pig or chicken.
That's how I think anyone could cleanly make a whole lamb disappear.
On that note, be careful and keep your hands clean.👋😊👍
where we hiding the body? Ride or die, no cappa, frfr, ong, no printer fax, on golly
Another Bao and Vienna banger!
Even more convinced Bao should sing S.E.X by Cobra Spell in her next album
Dead body in the fridge? Dinner is served :3
2:40 I can attest that it is accurate.
Body in the fridge = stew and curry for days
nikita's heart's gon explode if he keeps going like this
If I found a body in my best friend's fridge...
I'd probably start cookin
If I found a body in my best friend's fridge, I'd have to realize I didn't take my meds and that my "friend" is imaginary.
But if the body is still there, well... It's bad to waste food and a man's gotta eat
Baolifornia Girls music video when? 😢
If i see a body that would might be me, i am the ghost that looking at my body:>
I would just call her Vienna can’t keep up with other handles.
Ask to share, obviously. I have to know what the various cuts taste like. This is an opportunity to not only expand your cooking experience but grow closer with your friend (and dispose of evidence).