"I SAID I WAS FUCKIN SORRY!!" "Say it!!" "Jesus Christ Johnson I have a drone with a claymore chasing me" "If you wanna keep running say it" *Sighs* "I'm sorry, I put hair remover in your body wash and shampoo, and for the 2nd degree chemical burns"
@@caveman4598 Damn the amount of stories my dad has told me from being in the Australian artillery regiment all consists of hearing in one way or another
@@CJFellowServant4288 Tranny or transfer seals would at least be 30 level if not higher. (Except the maybe output shaft seal and good luck getting the supply order filled)
**Comes back from patrolling all night while mechanics slept in soft bed & had hot food** "Yeah, this is operator level, we're going to green beans have fun hooah..."
Hate is such a strong word. How about every second we're not in garrison, we are seriously wondering WTF we were thinking when we signed up? Or better yet, why we re-upped for the same MOS..
If your a 13 fox your the black sheep because your not quite field artillery and Not quite infantry. Fisters are on a whole diffrent level of badass. Hooah.
The scary thing about air defense artillery is knowing that if there is a real war, you’re gonna be the first ones hit and without notice, and these days, drones can do it and no need for big planes and jets that are easy to spot
People loves to over exaggerate DJI drones capabilities in warfare. Sure, they can travel far (enough) while being small enough to human eyes. But most civilian drones can travel for like 10 - 30 kilometers and their battery don't last very long. Most air defenses are placed far away from the frontlines in conventional warfares. Modern radars can also detect small drones easily too. Most of the ADA losses in Ukraine still come from tactical ballistic missiles and air to ground munitions.
I had a mechanic for my company when I was in the infantry, his last name was Carroll. He was a good ol Alabama boy and country as all hell. But he could do an engine swap on a striker by himself faster than multiple mechanics could. He knew anything and everything about his job. Absolute stellar soldier and mechanic. Carroll if you see this, I hope you're doing well.
I have to agree with you on that, every unit I was assigned to, infantry, tanks, Corp HQ, the best mechanics were those Southern country boys, Black or White, they just seemed to know how to fix things.
At our Unit, our Guy was Cooper, he was the best Commo Mechanic we had*yes, he was dubbed the Mechanic. Generators, trucks....I think he loved that job more than commo.
Shoot. In one of my companies. They could strip a truck ( M920, M929, m810) in less then 4 hours. To nothing but the Frame. Oh this was in the field deployed. Them guys were scary. But we had parts. Lol. I've often wondered about the companies that lost trucks to us. Can you imagine. SGT; I left the truck there when it broke down. CO: Private that's unacceptable. The really bad one was when they left a Private with it. And we rolled up. My Squad leader told him we were sent to pick it up..and we left him on the side of the roads. Thinking his Sargent was right behind us and would be there shortly. I would of hated to of been him. Poor private probley never got promoted. The whole time I'm sitting in my truck. Watching part of my platoon pull his truck onto one of our lowboys. It all took less then 5 minutes. Less then 6 hours later it was a frame next to the highway.
AMEN! Be thankful that GOD woke you up today! AMEN! GOD IS HIM! AMEN! THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD! 🙏🏾✝️ PLEASE DO NOT USE THE LORD’S NAME IN VAIN! AMEN! Do not swear on anything, a simple yes or no is sufficient! AMEN! Let's keep this family friendly please! Please do not call people fools! AMEN! LUCK IS NOT REAL! GOD IS! AMEN! GOD DOES! ALL GLORY TO GOD! AMEN! LORD PLEASE FORGIVE AND HELP US ALL TO GET INTO ETERNAL PARADISE WHICH IS HEAVEN! Pray for everyone! None of us are worthy! But remember, GOD hates the sin, not the sinner! AMEN! 🙏🏾✝️
Yeah imagine all those kids you beat up in high school coming back 2 years later & 40 pounds heavier . And rubbing their sweat stained nuts all over your face and the shameful thing is you actually enjoyed it
Someone needs to do this for the AF because MX, Security Forces, LRS, Finance/Personnelists, and CE need a clear cut separation of who's mission essential lol
I saw a warrant officer once while enlisted. He got his salute, but his greeting wasn't the standard "warhorse, sir", it was a "holy shit, they do exist"
@Darkest_Shadow Idk about 5 yrs old, but I can explain it a bit better. Lol. WO is short for Warrant Officer, CWO is Chief Warrant Officer, and the number denotes their rank/paygrade. This tops out at CW5. Warrants are supposed to be technical officers; not quite the same as a commissioned officer, usually viewed as something between enlisted and officer (though more of the officer side, because as an enlisted, you give them the same courtesies you would an officer, such as the salute/greeting in passing). As far as I know, the biggest concentration of Warrant officers is in rotary aviation (helicopters).
I had a buddy who was putting himself thru college on the GI Bill. He was a tank commander in Germany before college. He was out in the rain on maneuvers, hanging out of his commanders hatch generally hating his life. Until they passed some Infantry grunts slogging thru the mud and getting dowsed by the splashing mud puddles from his tracks. He smiled and told his crew, "It could be worse" 😊
@@philmcgraw2822 13F are FiSTers (Forward Support Teams) or more simply put, Forward Observers. they are the eyes for any kind of Indirect Fire. They certainly don't want to be "photogenic" for the enemy.
@@zacherycoombes2487 I don't know about never seen. They are rare. But when I've been stationed with them in the company. I always seen them. And your right about the coffee cup. I believe it's issued to all WO. BUT my exposure were mechanics WOs And I did see some pilots also.
Lol " this is a 10 or 20 level Fix on your M-16, do I look like the Supply Armorer?" - Says the 3rd Shop Weapons Repairmen waiting on a weapon to break bad enough to get him out of working on trucks in the Motor Pool because all the weapon fixes are 10 or 20 level.😂
Hey hey hey! That’s a new unicorn horn! Congratulations chief. Well deserved, every single CWO I’ve met has been one of the most outstanding individuals of their branches.
Nothing is more rewarding than telling operators thats they level task. Specially when it was a flat or putting air in the tires. Or just cause fuck em.
The immense joy I felt when I found something wrong with a paladin that wasn't operator level was second only to the satisfaction telling new people that something was an operator level task
@OctalSky I mess with the duck hunters but there's a lotta good peoples in there... Did C-RAM stuff (J & P) in Apr, '06, and met a bunch of folks who were brainy but did non-brainy stuff off-duty... Hellz, most of the Patriot guys I knew were big into weightlifting, so we got along great..
I’ve also seen one at battalion hq, I was literally so dumbfounded I completely forgot to even call attention and neither he or his buddy seemed to care 😂
@Spike-qt7tx that’s my old units symbol. 3rd Brigade, 101st Airborne Division. 3rd brigade are the Rakkasans. They have Torris all over the brigade footprint and build them wherever they go. Were u in the 101st?
@@-jakey- this is a crypto orderwire channel highspeed, use the correct protocol. *Ahem* "I sure am glad cadre gave us extra P.T. to make sure we are battle ready, hua!" Copy? 😉
As an ex-11b, I always think its important to recognize and thank the help for supporting us on our climb to glory. That goes for you too, special forces (with your volleyball nets and icecream on your extremely short deployments).
As a fresh 14G (air defense) at my first duty station Camp Red Cloud, we always had to say "first to fire" I ask my LTC at 2350 during my first exercise after saying "first to fire" I ask him "sir, we're air defense artillery, aren't we actually second to fire?" he doesn't say a word to me looks to my ssg and says "handle this" it was definitely worth the smoking I received 10/10 would do again
@@strandedshooter9686 I'm doing good, as I said im retired now so I ain't gotta deal with the Bullshiit anymore. Oh and sorry if I either smoked you or ran the piss outta you. It was just business.😂
If you're 68w, then whenever some 11c calls you a pog, you get to watch your entire 11b platoon roast the 11c on how they barely roll outside the wire.
Pop's part of the field artillery unit. That howitzer going off sending shockwave leaving me breathless during army drill weekend back in early middle school days... memories.
Everyone else: Where do you all want to go for dinner? Infantry: "I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!!!" Proceeds to go to PX for ramen and military special.
@@TS-jm7jm As a prior CBRN SSG, not a thing. The chemical corp are nothing more than supply clerks for chemical equipment and RFI issue for deployments. On the “O” side of the house they’re just fillers in S3. Hence why I left to fly. It’s a worthless job that can be done as an additional duty by someone with a -10 and one/two online classes. 😜
@@pixarlamp6155 sounds like you never did anything other than decon Us recon boys actually get to play with our equipment Also if it "could be an extra duty" then why hasn't it been for almost the entirety of the army
@@BaggnWaggn Sounds like I never got to be your Uber in a UH-60M. *small violin noises play. Everything the Chemical Corps does can be subsidized as an extra duty to someone with a. GT score of 50.
My dad was Quartermaster corps in Korea, because his 3 older brothers (27th, 66th and 75th infantry divisions in WWII) all told him that their mother would NOT lose a son in Korea after having all three wounded in WWII.
Nah, Air Artillery are the guys who got rejected from the air force and said "If I'm not flying, NO ONE is flying"
😂😂😂😂
If it flies it dies!!
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂 that's saltiness level up there with the clouds
@@melee-dexterdexterious2878unlike the Air Artillery guy
Medics: "We bury our mistakes"
That's hilarious
High-ranking officers during times of war: "Yup. Us too."
Man 💀😂
@@pandamilkshake fuck my mos idk whos points funnier 💀🥱
Becoming a corpsman and I'm gonna say this to every man I help
Everyone laughs at air defense until a $200 drone with a claymore starts chasing you
"I SAID I WAS FUCKIN SORRY!!" "Say it!!" "Jesus Christ Johnson I have a drone with a claymore chasing me" "If you wanna keep running say it" *Sighs* "I'm sorry, I put hair remover in your body wash and shampoo, and for the 2nd degree chemical burns"
Gun:
Not funny when they're targeting you😅
@@jimmywinter7961you made my stomach hurt i don't know why I'm laughing this hard but I'm just picturing it
*fires 30 million dollar missile at it*
Pt 2 needed
Tankers, cyber, Intel, MP. Need it all
ENGINEERS
dont forget the sigs
MP stands for Multi Purpose so ypu could say we are basically infantry
All pogs...sincerely, The Infantry. 😅
If youre MP, we all hate you
You're gonna need to speak louder for those artillery guys..
You got that right field Artillery Australian Army messed up my hearing plenty good
"Your hearing loss is not service related."
What?!?
We’re hella photogenic 🙌🏻
@@caveman4598 Damn the amount of stories my dad has told me from being in the Australian artillery regiment all consists of hearing in one way or another
as a mechanic he's right... it's an operator problem
100% Every time
Yea that leaking transmission seal THAT YOU GUYS NEVER FIX is a 10 level ....
I'm not even in the military and as a country boy I feel so represented
@@CJFellowServant4288
Tranny or transfer seals would at least be 30 level if not higher. (Except the maybe output shaft seal and good luck getting the supply order filled)
**Comes back from patrolling all night while mechanics slept in soft bed & had hot food**
"Yeah, this is operator level, we're going to green beans have fun hooah..."
Crafton is definitely the new Mascot of the Quartermasters!
I've known more then a few just like him.
Crafton is my spirit animal!
If you’re in Army Aviation, you chose the right job in the wrong branch.
Even more unfortunate luck if you're in the FSC of an aviation unit.
AHB all day
Marine aviation 😢
Hahahahahaha
Wrong job on the wrong branch. In AF MX guys are working constant 12s.
As an infantryman. We are indeed very cool.
We’re better than everyone and we know it!
@@shepherdtacticalsupply marines
@@TacticalJay62 Army. 2000-2006
If you're infantry, you hate yourself
- career infantryman
Hate is such a strong word. How about every second we're not in garrison, we are seriously wondering WTF we were thinking when we signed up?
Or better yet, why we re-upped for the same MOS..
I fucking love my Job in the Infantry but yeah there is a bit of selfhate.
@@Rexy121
Only grunts will get this
19D 😅
I still smh about it... 🤦🏽♂️14yrs later
Was a 13F can confirm, I look magnificent in my military photos.
Gross
-the cav
Was 13T, also confirm my photos were magnificent AF
If your a 13 fox your the black sheep because your not quite field artillery and Not quite infantry. Fisters are on a whole diffrent level of badass. Hooah.
@clarkd2742 Red headed step child of the Army.
@@LSgaming201 Yep, fisters always take care of their own.
The scary thing about air defense artillery is knowing that if there is a real war, you’re gonna be the first ones hit and without notice, and these days, drones can do it and no need for big planes and jets that are easy to spot
Funny thing is. For about $6,000 you can get a jammer that fits in a backpack and disables all sorts of drones from a considerable distance.
The drone buster🤘
The ada guys will know it's coming in but won't be able to do a damn thing
People loves to over exaggerate DJI drones capabilities in warfare. Sure, they can travel far (enough) while being small enough to human eyes. But most civilian drones can travel for like 10 - 30 kilometers and their battery don't last very long. Most air defenses are placed far away from the frontlines in conventional warfares.
Modern radars can also detect small drones easily too.
Most of the ADA losses in Ukraine still come from tactical ballistic missiles and air to ground munitions.
I had a mechanic for my company when I was in the infantry, his last name was Carroll. He was a good ol Alabama boy and country as all hell. But he could do an engine swap on a striker by himself faster than multiple mechanics could. He knew anything and everything about his job. Absolute stellar soldier and mechanic. Carroll if you see this, I hope you're doing well.
I have to agree with you on that, every unit I was assigned to, infantry, tanks, Corp HQ, the best mechanics were those Southern country boys, Black or White, they just seemed to know how to fix things.
At our Unit, our Guy was Cooper, he was the best Commo Mechanic we had*yes, he was dubbed the Mechanic. Generators, trucks....I think he loved that job more than commo.
Idk why but that comment gave my chills 💀 bro was the best at his job
Shoot. In one of my companies.
They could strip a truck ( M920, M929, m810) in less then 4 hours. To nothing but the Frame. Oh this was in the field deployed.
Them guys were scary. But we had parts. Lol.
I've often wondered about the companies that lost trucks to us.
Can you imagine.
SGT; I left the truck there when it broke down.
CO: Private that's unacceptable.
The really bad one was when they left a Private with it. And we rolled up. My Squad leader told him we were sent to pick it up..and we left him on the side of the roads. Thinking his Sargent was right behind us and would be there shortly.
I would of hated to of been him.
Poor private probley never got promoted.
The whole time I'm sitting in my truck. Watching part of my platoon pull his truck onto one of our lowboys.
It all took less then 5 minutes.
Less then 6 hours later it was a frame next to the highway.
Holy shit, Warrant Officers are real.
Lol.
Most I've seen were in Maintenance.
But did see some pilots also.
Yes they are a bit of unicorns.
But I always liked ours.
What I was saying😂
As an Airman, holy shit indeed
AMEN! Be thankful that GOD woke you up today! AMEN! GOD IS HIM! AMEN! THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD! 🙏🏾✝️ PLEASE DO NOT USE THE LORD’S NAME IN VAIN! AMEN! Do not swear on anything, a simple yes or no is sufficient! AMEN! Let's keep this family friendly please! Please do not call people fools! AMEN! LUCK IS NOT REAL! GOD IS! AMEN! GOD DOES! ALL GLORY TO GOD! AMEN! LORD PLEASE FORGIVE AND HELP US ALL TO GET INTO ETERNAL PARADISE WHICH IS HEAVEN! Pray for everyone! None of us are worthy! But remember, GOD hates the sin, not the sinner! AMEN! 🙏🏾✝️
Bro I saw CW5 when I was in the Army once. It was eerie, like seeing griffin or Chewbacca. Cool though.
Most infantry guys are actually the kids who were beat up in high school lmao
Then we joined the US Army, earned our blue cords and our EIB's, and became bad asses!
Yeah imagine all those kids you beat up in high school coming back 2 years later & 40 pounds heavier . And rubbing their sweat stained nuts all over your face and the shameful thing is you actually enjoyed it
Spoken like a pog who lost his girl to the infantry barracks. You saw her take the walk of shame in the morning didn't you?😂
Spoken like a true pog
@@jivetalk1045pathetic
The only appropriate response to being asked if you are in an arty unit is “WHAT!!!!”
“I’M SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU.”
Gun bunny
I was a cook in a field artillery unit. Yes I was in the gun and pulled the lanyard! Many times.
@@Dirtweed-q3f_in_ the gun?
@@brrrrrr back in the 80s they where mobile (track vehicles).
Whaaaaaaat
Signal Corps... "They can talk about us, but they can't talk without us"
Roger, that!
Preach!
Rgr rgr 😂
Signal Corps committing treason worldwide and apparently with a bunch of mysoginistic pricks
"Say again, over."
"And we know this because YOU WON'T STOP TELLING EVERYONE" oh my God I felt this
Need cav, engineers, medics, and tankers next
100%
Corp of engineering: you wanted the US to pay for your STEM degree, now you’re stuck directing traffic in a state park
@@samreid6010DUDE🤣🤣 so real
Engineer •rails coke line before hopping off the boat for dday• kills many Germans
@@vanillarain3789 *hops off the boat at the state park to give me a ticket for sinking Christmas trees in the lake
Yes, we infantry are the best.
You gah dam righ😂
Except doing useless things like sweeping floor all day when other moses are learning about their stuff
@@Seongbin99you ain’t ever seen karate kid? “Wax on, wax off, MFer” they need to learna the discipline
@@Seongbin99u mad?
I mean sure but you don’t get fancy hats. So how cool are you really?
If you're Air Defense Artillery...
...immediately thought of HLC.
As the only 11B in a unit full of POGS, I make sure they all are aware that I am an 11B
Lol same here
Gotta CIB check them pogs
blue cord bruthahood
I didn't watch it but I clicked on your profile to see your picture and seen the "singing country rodes" video just to ask are you from West Virginia?
Don’t let them forget
Someone needs to do this for the AF because MX, Security Forces, LRS, Finance/Personnelists, and CE need a clear cut separation of who's mission essential lol
MX
Security Forces: SF wannabes.
Army LRS is cooler than AF LRS lol
It's MX and pilots, everyone else is just a glorified civilian lmao.
@@IJN_Guyas someone who transferred to Security Forces from the Corps, you're absolutely right.
Signal Corp, you can't call in that air support without us
Former 92Y here, and I approve of Crafton being the new mascot.
BULLETS DONT FLY WITHOUT SUPPLY!!!
89B
92A here.
Agreed. That's perfect representation of a 92Y
Logistics can win or lose wars.
I saw a warrant officer once while enlisted. He got his salute, but his greeting wasn't the standard "warhorse, sir", it was a "holy shit, they do exist"
Everyone has a chance to see a WO eventually...the CW5 is the real unicorn
@@ryanm7832Ran into a CW5 once. My reaction was something along the lines of “Man, that’s the oldest 1LT I’ve ever see-HOLY SHIT UNICORNS ARE REAL
@@ryanm7832 Agreed. My unit has 4 warrant's and one of them is a CW5. CW3 is in my section and a good friend of mine outside the military.
Would one of you guys be able to translate this as if you were talking to a 5 year old? Really curious but extremely lost
@Darkest_Shadow Idk about 5 yrs old, but I can explain it a bit better. Lol. WO is short for Warrant Officer, CWO is Chief Warrant Officer, and the number denotes their rank/paygrade. This tops out at CW5. Warrants are supposed to be technical officers; not quite the same as a commissioned officer, usually viewed as something between enlisted and officer (though more of the officer side, because as an enlisted, you give them the same courtesies you would an officer, such as the salute/greeting in passing). As far as I know, the biggest concentration of Warrant officers is in rotary aviation (helicopters).
Pull tail, gun goes boom. 13B. King of Battle 🔥🔥
“ITS A LANYARD” 🗣️🫡
@@juliuswilliams2360 you're probably an officer 🙄 😒 🫡
13M here: We make smoldering parking lots! And in later years: The 70 Kilometer Sniper!
@@greenlantern9453 I was 13P. You guys definitely shot the coolest cold war weapon system!
"Everyone knows we die without supply."
Marines: WTF is supply???
Stealing from the Army
@@SantomPh it's the nice people that send them crayons to eat.
@@SantomPhsince korea
Crayons
@@SantomPhits called Strategically Transferring Equipment to Alternate Locations
Used to joke n say “how do you know if a guy is a grunt….. just wait a few moments, they will tell you” lol
Awe 🤪🥹 That Mascots face!! 🤗
I had a buddy who was putting himself thru college on the GI Bill. He was a tank commander in Germany before college. He was out in the rain on maneuvers, hanging out of his commanders hatch generally hating his life. Until they passed some Infantry grunts slogging thru the mud and getting dowsed by the splashing mud puddles from his tracks. He smiled and told his crew, "It could be worse" 😊
That's the most German thing to say 😂
Yes as a former paratrooper/Infantryman I can honestly say, it was a miserable job most times!!!
As a fellow ordnance corps member... I always say "lift with your operators!" 😊
😂😂😂😂
"Lift with your Privates, not your back!"
@@xAODx117Instructions unclear, d*ck stuck in wheel bearing.
God loves the infantry! Thank you for your service. - OEF vet 2/87 IN 10MTN.
WO: "If you work in Field Artillery you are incredibly photogenic."
13F: "With all due respect sir, you can't see me 😂"
Wtf
@@philmcgraw2822 13F are FiSTers (Forward Support Teams) or more simply put, Forward Observers. they are the eyes for any kind of Indirect Fire. They certainly don't want to be "photogenic" for the enemy.
To busy shamming to take pics
13J: 😶
13 foxtrot
Crafton is an almagamation of every S3 soldier in a HHC
*S4
My grandfather served in Nam as a mechanic and fixed jets. Miss him so much he recently passed from lung failure
"If you're air defense artillery, you probably got beat up in high school"
[Habitual Linecrosser disliked that]
We need a collaboration between these two. That would be full circle
@@l0ne__ang3l4 interesting timing. It sorta happened today.
@@chrisoffutt8968 I saw the vid and was blown away 🤣
“If you are a warrant officer, everybody else believe you are a myth”
Or..you couldn't quite get a comission...
They are the spec 4 of the officer corps
Yup cause they are nowhere to be seen 😅
Thats more for the cw5. Cw4 and under are just always in the office and when you see them they always have a coffee cup.
@@zacherycoombes2487 I don't know about never seen.
They are rare. But when I've been stationed with them in the company. I always seen them.
And your right about the coffee cup.
I believe it's issued to all WO.
BUT my exposure were mechanics WOs
And I did see some pilots also.
19D Calvary Scouts top of the food chain!! Eyes and ears of the US ARMY!! SCOUTS OUT 🫡
Oh god.... 😂
SCOUTS OUT.....OUT OF THE CLOSET. The Village People of the Army
@Ideo7Z That’s coming from a pole smoker. You go rump Ranger!
omg so true every mechanic ive met was a good ol country boy.
Lol " this is a 10 or 20 level Fix on your M-16, do I look like the Supply Armorer?"
- Says the 3rd Shop Weapons Repairmen waiting on a weapon to break bad enough to get him out of working on trucks in the Motor Pool because all the weapon fixes are 10 or 20 level.😂
I was ordinance Corp. I was from a northern city. But all the mechanics in my unit were southern boys
I have a cousin that's a mechanic in the army national guard in Alabama...country AF.
My father was an army mechanic and yes he was a redneck
Hey hey hey! That’s a new unicorn horn! Congratulations chief. Well deserved, every single CWO I’ve met has been one of the most outstanding individuals of their branches.
Holy shit, nice to see some love to the FA
As a former mechanic for the Army I can confirm that every fix is operator level lmao!
88M hiding in the conex says nope
Yeah it's all operator level but as a 91b we got to unf*** what the 88M's did
Nothing is more rewarding than telling operators thats they level task. Specially when it was a flat or putting air in the tires. Or just cause fuck em.
@@zacherycoombes2487 Heyyyy it took years of training for us to learn how to fuck that shit up that bad. lil respect lol
The immense joy I felt when I found something wrong with a paladin that wasn't operator level was second only to the satisfaction telling new people that something was an operator level task
In ADA can confirm. The 11B’s that reclass into it still bully us 😢😂
It’s deserved tbf
Well yeah
😂😂 It's not our fault y'all make it so easy for us...
@@blackheart8121 didn’t blame y’all. Fully aware 😂😂
@OctalSky I mess with the duck hunters but there's a lotta good peoples in there...
Did C-RAM stuff (J & P) in Apr, '06, and met a bunch of folks who were brainy but did non-brainy stuff off-duty...
Hellz, most of the Patriot guys I knew were big into weightlifting, so we got along great..
God Bless America, and the FIELD ARTILLERY!!!
Was an 11B for six years, can confirm
National guard ahhh
And then the Combat Engineers show up and the Infantry start to cry.
Chief has spoken. The chillest ones in uniform I ever met were chiefs.
Until you join artillery where the chiefs are SSG with no sleep and alcoholism
Artillery guy: haha gun goes BOOOM
“You’re disrespecting a future army ranger “ lmao
*visibly fighting the urge to say "shut up, POG"*
.... Pretty accurate, Chief.
Saw a CW5 at division HQ. My jaw dropped, and even God parted the clouds and rubbed his eyes in disbelief.
I’ve also seen one at battalion hq, I was literally so dumbfounded I completely forgot to even call attention and neither he or his buddy seemed to care 😂
Aayyyyy crafton. Best personality I have genuinely seen in years
"It's OK to be dumb, but not an artilleryman" -Finnish proverb
Best part about being an 11B- it’s the only MOS you can say 11B and everyone else knows what you’re talking about ⛩️
@Spike-qt7tx that’s my old units symbol. 3rd Brigade, 101st Airborne Division.
3rd brigade are the Rakkasans. They have Torris all over the brigade footprint and build them wherever they go.
Were u in the 101st?
@@chief5981i them shits everywhere, unless i further away from 3rds area.
I agree, everyone in the Army knows the 11B designation. Say 92C, and the reply is, "What's that???"
Signal not mentioned, "Our job is done here..."
dont make him notice us
@@-jakey- this is a crypto orderwire channel highspeed, use the correct protocol. *Ahem* "I sure am glad cadre gave us extra P.T. to make sure we are battle ready, hua!"
Copy?
😉
"did you turn it off and on yet?"
@@Godsjudgement12 Sunspots, hua.
Out of sight out of mind my signaleers 🤫
The air-defense one is especially funny considering he's hung with linecrosser
As an ex-11b, I always think its important to recognize and thank the help for supporting us on our climb to glory. That goes for you too, special forces (with your volleyball nets and icecream on your extremely short deployments).
Being artillerymen is very satisfying, when you pull that trigger, you know someone just got turn into red blob.
Oh....I just thought they stop existing, no trace.
@@NClark Not everyone would be directly hit.
"YOU WONT STOP TELLING EVERYONE." *tucks crossed rifles regalia*
Nobody wants the "duck hunters" around until the aircraft start flying, then they're everybody's best friend.
Retired 11B34 here. And I agree that will indeed not stop telling you that were infantry.
Sorry we get to do gnarly shit lmao
The only place i come for source on my countrys military. Your content rocks!
Former 12B, but you need to cover more MOSs too.
Essayons!!
He left us out to spare the Infantry. Didn't want to make them cry.
It's true. We love telling people how cool we are.
Because we are cool, not my fault other people decided not to be as cool as us
The infantry is literally the best job in the world. ❤✌️
Gotta love those long walks.
@@NClark tactical advance to battle 😎😉
Love Crafton, so much. More please
I enjoyed being a Mech in the Marines. My favorite was telling Marines that something was echelon 1 so they get to do it.
A warrant officer showing himself and talking to me. This is a very rare treat lol
As a fresh 14G (air defense) at my first duty station Camp Red Cloud, we always had to say "first to fire" I ask my LTC at 2350 during my first exercise after saying "first to fire" I ask him "sir, we're air defense artillery, aren't we actually second to fire?" he doesn't say a word to me looks to my ssg and says "handle this" it was definitely worth the smoking I received 10/10 would do again
As a retired 14G I used to say if we're first to fire, then something has gone terribly wrong. 😂
@@SaltySausage83 🤣🤣🤣 RIGHT, oh shit man how ya been, you were an instructor when I went the school house 🤣
@@strandedshooter9686 I'm doing good, as I said im retired now so I ain't gotta deal with the Bullshiit anymore. Oh and sorry if I either smoked you or ran the piss outta you. It was just business.😂
@@SaltySausage83 lol of course man
If you're 68w, then whenever some 11c calls you a pog, you get to watch your entire 11b platoon roast the 11c on how they barely roll outside the wire.
11b here, can confirm. Don’t fuck with our medics. We like them.
Pop's part of the field artillery unit.
That howitzer going off sending shockwave leaving me breathless during army drill weekend back in early middle school days... memories.
We demand more Crafton!
If you work in the military. Your badass no matter what corps. You joined
What about Reserve and National guard, are they cool?
@thegongoolzler2677 of course, a servicemen is a servicemen regardless
Not the 31Bs
Everyone else: Where do you all want to go for dinner?
Infantry: "I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!!!"
Proceeds to go to PX for ramen and military special.
As a canon crewman who is also the unit photographer. I approve this message.
Have you taken the primer shot yet?
😖@@Marty13B
You don’t have to tell us infantrymen that we’re cool. Because we know that we are.
Nothing better than hearing "thats 10 level, sorry we don't fix that"
As an Infantryman I can confirm that we will never let you forget we're infantry and you're not.
Especially once the Combat Engineers show up...
As a former Ordnance Corp soldier, i approve of this message
Indirect fire infantry a mix of photogenic soldiers,cannon fodder and embarrassing Tik Toks of mortar misfires 💀
Well he's not wrong about the Mechanics lol.😂
Crafton is the hero we all need in our lives and never knew.
As a former mechanic from the south, I have to say, this is incredibly accurate!
Former 92F and I stand to say that yes my barracks room was a wreck
I know 92's are supply but what is a 92F
92A are supply 92F(formerly 77F) are fuel handlers
Every combat engineer and/or mechanic should have TF2s The Engineer theme playing behind them
Want to see an Infantryman lose their shit and get defensive about being "tip of the spear," tell them about Combat Engineers.
@@SoloRenegade”follow the sapper” :)
SAPPERS!!!!
Infantry here. Love all soldiers.
Pt 2 Combat engineer/corps of engineers
He was just trying to spare the Infantry. He didn't want to make them cry by mentioning the Combat Engineers.
We need some chemical corps representation goddamnit
Absolutely not.
@@pixarlamp6155what you scared of ?😊
@@TS-jm7jm As a prior CBRN SSG, not a thing. The chemical corp are nothing more than supply clerks for chemical equipment and RFI issue for deployments. On the “O” side of the house they’re just fillers in S3. Hence why I left to fly. It’s a worthless job that can be done as an additional duty by someone with a -10 and one/two online classes. 😜
@@pixarlamp6155 sounds like you never did anything other than decon
Us recon boys actually get to play with our equipment
Also if it "could be an extra duty" then why hasn't it been for almost the entirety of the army
@@BaggnWaggn Sounds like I never got to be your Uber in a UH-60M. *small violin noises play. Everything the Chemical Corps does can be subsidized as an extra duty to someone with a. GT score of 50.
I'm doing infantry, I was actually bullied in middle school. Then I learned about this thing called a gym.
My dad was Quartermaster corps in Korea, because his 3 older brothers (27th, 66th and 75th infantry divisions in WWII) all told him that their mother would NOT lose a son in Korea after having all three wounded in WWII.
Pt 2 Needed
Signal, cyber, armor, medics, MP
MPs also got beat up by the Infantry... Still looking for payback, after getting beat up off post. 😅😅
13J is super photogenic…
Because we cant have pictures of ourselves.
Ever.
As a field artillery guy...this is accurate. Also, ADA is spot on 😉.
It’s okay to be jealous just because we have to use our brain and get to play with the cool science stuff doesn’t mean you won’t get to one day
@@isaac-vb1ng I am happy being a gun bunny.
As an air defender, I feel called out.
Good
@@therealnocamyou an 11B?
Don't feel bad,you do nothing because the air force rocks!
@@levifitzgerald5198 guess again, POG
@@naamadossantossilva4736 who asked?
I love being a mechanic I'm a Civilian by the way but that you all for your service.
Gotta change the engine, nah that’s 10 level chief.😂 live the vids it’s what got me to sign up
Quartermasters. The fluffers of the Army.
I’ll never forget when I arrived at 5-5 ADA in 2009. And SSG Davis said “ welcome to the redheaded stepchild of the army”.
I love the country boy accent 😂
As a PAO in an Air Defense Artillery unit, it hurts how accurate that roast was.