WE ALMOST GOT SHOT BY THE MALTA MILITARY (ALMOST DIED XD)

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  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2024

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  • @dizzygames1019
    @dizzygames1019 5 років тому +3855

    Malta military: *sees random sailing boat in the water*
    Malta military: ***enemy spotted***

    • @FrToby
      @FrToby 5 років тому +11

      DizzyGames 101 god thats a bad joke

    • @dizzygames1019
      @dizzygames1019 5 років тому +85

      @@FrToby bold of you to assume that I can make good jokes

    • @juntingiee2602
      @juntingiee2602 5 років тому +31

      Malta army: lemme commit a war crime

    •  5 років тому +9

      @@FrToby It's a good joke but you don't got a sense of humor at all...

    • @damien7576
      @damien7576 5 років тому +1

      @ no its a bad joke

  • @TBP-Pirates
    @TBP-Pirates 5 років тому +4333

    *mosquito passes by*
    *Anomaly on ptsd*:"iM uNdEr FiRe*

  • @eilzar1217
    @eilzar1217 5 років тому +2298

    Stream sniping in real life

    • @voyaqe
      @voyaqe 4 роки тому +4

      @@nipahhhhh no

    • @barnabassalacz5347
      @barnabassalacz5347 4 роки тому +11

      Streamer sniping

    • @Farnciss
      @Farnciss 4 роки тому +1

      When ninja sees anomaly get stream sniping
      Ninja: pweh 😅

    • @denniscuesta7009
      @denniscuesta7009 4 роки тому

      *THERE HE IS*

    • @laszlokiss279
      @laszlokiss279 4 роки тому

      @@barnabassalacz5347 ijjj hogy itt magyarok is vannak?

  • @Deductive
    @Deductive 5 років тому +4619

    Anomaly: Being shot at was the closest thing to dying I've encountered.
    Diabetes: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @vExoY24
      @vExoY24 5 років тому +13

      Lol

    • @vallesgraphics1558
      @vallesgraphics1558 5 років тому +4

      9,999 Subscribers With No Content 💀

    • @fuzeelive3612
      @fuzeelive3612 5 років тому +4

      Should I be worried? I actually have diabetes :X

    • @Kakul_Saydon
      @Kakul_Saydon 5 років тому +31

      @@fuzeelive3612 just be sure you always look after your self and take your medicine :)

    • @robinnikula4277
      @robinnikula4277 5 років тому +1

      XD

  • @Martin-id5hd
    @Martin-id5hd 5 років тому +946

    Anomaly: i want to die
    Military: ok
    Anomaly: proceeds to tryna survive

    • @Lietuvishka_slowed
      @Lietuvishka_slowed 5 років тому +11

      Why is this so true?

    • @Shazzile
      @Shazzile 5 років тому +4

      if i reach 1000 subscribers im going to shave my asshair and send the hair to anomaly fanmail :)

    • @NikoArc42
      @NikoArc42 5 років тому +1

      @@Shazzile No god please No

    • @ET-dn2ik
      @ET-dn2ik 5 років тому +6

      He said he wants to sit in his room all day, play games everyday and wants to die when is 35 years old in one video xD

    • @Martin-id5hd
      @Martin-id5hd 2 роки тому

      @@MostlyLost u good bro?

  • @shmormg5412
    @shmormg5412 5 років тому +757

    Anomaly: * on a sailing boat*
    Malta Police : I'm bouta end this mans whole career

    • @nxlvi
      @nxlvi 5 років тому +11

      More like " im bouta end this mans whole life

    • @Memu_
      @Memu_ 5 років тому +17

      That isn't even funny

    • @dinofriends1783
      @dinofriends1783 4 роки тому +1

      @@Memu_ stfu

    • @dinofriends1783
      @dinofriends1783 4 роки тому +1

      @@Memu_ bitch

    • @CalixSoriano
      @CalixSoriano 4 роки тому +6

      @@dinofriends1783 is not even funny all of his subscribers will be shocked if he dies

  • @barbarisas
    @barbarisas 5 років тому +3216

    No one:
    Malta military: "Finnish peasant spotted" RATTATATATATT

    • @windjaydoubleu3867
      @windjaydoubleu3867 5 років тому +61

      Malta military : let us finish him

    • @j.p494
      @j.p494 5 років тому +40

      @@windjaydoubleu3867 Simo Häyhä : Fak off!

    • @memesrdreamz3121
      @memesrdreamz3121 5 років тому +11

      they sweedish

    • @oldtrash108
      @oldtrash108 5 років тому +23

      Memes R Dreamz he's half finnish

    • @guyoffensive4876
      @guyoffensive4876 5 років тому +24

      A starving finnish peasant xddd

  • @perplexus1015
    @perplexus1015 5 років тому +1717

    “Linda was on the boat”
    ...
    “Everyone on the boat was like 40 or 50 and lost their hearing in Vietnam”

    • @ayitsalex2893
      @ayitsalex2893 5 років тому +9

      I was just gonna comment that

    • @banezulu
      @banezulu 5 років тому +89

      she is 47, anomaly is 57 his dad is 54

    • @above6386
      @above6386 4 роки тому +1

      стегните пертле im fucking dyinglmao

    • @skrattandeankan6951
      @skrattandeankan6951 4 роки тому

      what?

    • @krono6606
      @krono6606 4 роки тому +1

      bruh right as I was reading this, I got to that part of the video

  • @oisinkyne1469
    @oisinkyne1469 5 років тому +178

    Anomaly: *hears wizz*
    Anomaly: “Abandon ship!!!”
    Boat trainer: *Fails Anomaly’s test*

    • @Lullan23
      @Lullan23 3 роки тому +3

      The entire incident was planned ahead by the sailing instructor to see if he would pass the most important test as a captain; Going down with the ship

  • @jacobforss8325
    @jacobforss8325 5 років тому +640

    The coverup would be
    "He hit the stankyleg too hard"

  • @pixel_meltdown
    @pixel_meltdown 5 років тому +607

    0:09 ‘the title is not clickabait’
    Streetman: *IT’S NOT*
    HELLA CONFUSED

  • @thedashingcube9080
    @thedashingcube9080 5 років тому +252

    Malta military see anomaly:
    So anyway, I started blasting.

    • @R4de
      @R4de 4 роки тому +4

      Moving targets are great tbh

    • @InkoPeako
      @InkoPeako 4 роки тому

      _and I took that personally_

  • @moreboo
    @moreboo 5 років тому +180

    Anomaly: PAPA!
    Papanomaly: yes?
    A: I've been shot!
    P: Yes

  • @axe9748
    @axe9748 5 років тому +1270

    The Maltan milatary probly tried to kill anomaly because of his beautifule ski mask

    • @burger116
      @burger116 5 років тому +2

      Maltese*

    • @filipfilipovic1045
      @filipfilipovic1045 5 років тому

      @@mihaipagu2838 lol

    • @leafre
      @leafre 5 років тому +10

      Probably thought he was a somali pirate

    • @sendii69
      @sendii69 5 років тому +1

      I'm ur 800th liker and I'm proud lol

    • @ratstarr
      @ratstarr 5 років тому +1

      Its Maltese* btw.

  • @moryyy.
    @moryyy. 5 років тому +299

    7:35 is no one gonna talk about how american anomaly sounds

    • @Rakusa1337
      @Rakusa1337 5 років тому +17

      @@crestraizn what about 9:18?

  • @linusx1x
    @linusx1x 5 років тому +1079

    Every other youtuber: i almost died omg!!!
    Anomaly: i almost died XDDDD

    • @kiwiwizard215
      @kiwiwizard215 5 років тому +45

      The thing is as well, when they put omg at the end it's always fake. But when anomaly puts XDDDDD in the title it's actually legit.

    • @pi840
      @pi840 5 років тому +8

      He ain't afraid of dying

    • @skimpiyy
      @skimpiyy 5 років тому +10

      @@pi840 anomaly was paid by the military

    • @skaxkun
      @skaxkun 5 років тому

      Etika: ...

    • @raccoon344
      @raccoon344 5 років тому

      Lajnos The Tiger - no one:
      etika: ☠️👻

  • @kuoseis
    @kuoseis 5 років тому +684

    Next video: I was thrown out of Malta and now I'm moving back to Sweden

    • @ragnar6525
      @ragnar6525 5 років тому +17

      (ALMOST DIED XD)

    • @funkyscott8274
      @funkyscott8274 5 років тому +4

      ( GONE WRONG!!!1!111!)

    • @noevalop5088
      @noevalop5088 5 років тому +10

      (WE GOT VISA BANNED XD)

    • @112fail
      @112fail 5 років тому +7

      @@noevalop5088 (GONE SEXUAL, IN THE HOOD, GOT MOLESTED)

    • @Uncouth
      @Uncouth 5 років тому +3

      He could have attacked the Maltese military first and still be welcome home to Sweden for a free appartment

  • @minimeatball253
    @minimeatball253 5 років тому +123

    how close to hear a “jizz”, very close, really close.

  • @mogsierra5515
    @mogsierra5515 5 років тому +96

    Soldiers: *fire rounds towards the boat*
    Anomaly: *D-DAY FLASHBACKS*

  • @1caaru5
    @1caaru5 5 років тому +671

    Wasn't close enough if you are still here
    _JK Anomaly love you_

    • @russangaming8726
      @russangaming8726 5 років тому

      wtf snow is it really you

    • @alexanderhallam2669
      @alexanderhallam2669 5 років тому +13

      more like JFK

    • @bubble0
      @bubble0 5 років тому

      @@alexanderhallam2669 My exact thought hahahaha

    • @erikperon
      @erikperon 5 років тому

      Ge doesn't want it

    • @ancientbeast4856
      @ancientbeast4856 5 років тому

      dude can you get the fuck out you comment on every anomalys vids

  • @ptbjm8289
    @ptbjm8289 5 років тому +124

    Girls: I was almost killed (story time)
    Anomaly: I almost got my brains blown out XDDD

    • @orangecat9559
      @orangecat9559 4 роки тому +2

      Wow so funny

    • @ptbjm8289
      @ptbjm8289 4 роки тому +5

      6 years ago you have an anime profile picture so any insult you say means nothing to anyone

    • @orangecat9559
      @orangecat9559 4 роки тому

      @@ptbjm8289 how tf am I insulting you

    • @ptbjm8289
      @ptbjm8289 4 роки тому +2

      6 years ago you said wow so funny in a sarcastic way

    • @orangecat9559
      @orangecat9559 4 роки тому +2

      @@ptbjm8289 Ok. I just can't believe words from a person who uses xDDDD unironically

  • @austn.j
    @austn.j 5 років тому +387

    "im doing the stanky leg and im almost dying" - Anermoly 2k19

  • @spearofdestinyfanboy
    @spearofdestinyfanboy 5 років тому +365

    You almost died but hey you got some quality content now :)

  • @ViceMightBeTaken
    @ViceMightBeTaken 3 роки тому +59

    anomaly: *sails boat*
    Maltese military: *SWEDEN GAY SPOTTED*

  • @tumeonfire7293
    @tumeonfire7293 5 років тому +145

    Military sees a boat
    OPEN FIRE
    *Laughs in military*

  • @gabadaba0893
    @gabadaba0893 5 років тому +339

    8:08
    "How close are you if you hear a jizz?" He's probably doing it in your ear...

  • @kamilhintzke7065
    @kamilhintzke7065 4 роки тому +19

    6:23
    Video: you have him named hitman!
    UA-cam captions: you have him named tractor seat man!
    I died xD

  • @deadshotlegacy854
    @deadshotlegacy854 5 років тому +66

    *Papa fails the assassination*
    Mission failed, we'll get'em next time.

  • @TheSwiftDJ105
    @TheSwiftDJ105 5 років тому +298

    Drinking Game:
    Take a shot every time Anomaly makes a “whizz” sound

    • @MedicBagMaster
      @MedicBagMaster 5 років тому +2

      I'd be blasted.

    • @okayegg546
      @okayegg546 5 років тому +4

      Take a shot every time Anomaly gets shot by the malteese military

    • @ondrejklaban5614
      @ondrejklaban5614 5 років тому

      Take a shot every time Anomaly gets shot. YEEET

    • @cIIII91r
      @cIIII91r Рік тому

      @@okayegg546 The malteser military

  • @robojumadecreier8668
    @robojumadecreier8668 5 років тому +36

    Clickbait UA-camrs: *I ALMOST DIED OMG*
    Anomaly : I almost died XD

  • @cityismyengland6384
    @cityismyengland6384 5 років тому +438

    Morgz sees this video
    *SPENDING A NIGHT IN THE MILITARY (ALMOST DIED)*

    • @Lil_lit_Bruh
      @Lil_lit_Bruh 5 років тому +4

      morgz is the type of "i need to copy to live" youtuber

    • @arc1_228
      @arc1_228 5 років тому +1

      Agree

    • @Exenicis
      @Exenicis 5 років тому +2

      Probably putting 18 ads in the video too

    • @joebidengaming191
      @joebidengaming191 5 років тому +2

      Don't forget the face
      - -
      o o
      O

    • @takyontiger1147
      @takyontiger1147 5 років тому +2

      why don't we make mass report on morgz?

  • @ronaldjakewatsons9252
    @ronaldjakewatsons9252 5 років тому +790

    Papa is not talking much cause of 1 thing
    *BEER IS ABSENT*

    • @ZaniteKnuckles
      @ZaniteKnuckles 5 років тому +6

      Or, I guess you could say...
      *IT'S ABSINTHE*

    • @freakiestsum78
      @freakiestsum78 5 років тому +1

      @@ZaniteKnuckles no

    • @ChaBoiNeil
      @ChaBoiNeil 5 років тому +4

      depression that his son is still alive

    • @DrJuiceMan
      @DrJuiceMan 5 років тому

      The beer will make him recall the event, he has no recollection of anything while sober

    • @zrATT_
      @zrATT_ 5 років тому

      he got caught with fake hitman 47 cuz he missed xd

  • @Mehoyboi
    @Mehoyboi 5 років тому +7

    thats actually nuts. glad everyone is okay jeez.

  • @AlexValorant
    @AlexValorant 5 років тому +70

    5:09
    Anomaly: *hears gun shots directed at him *
    *tHaTs So CoOl*

    • @salamapukki7245
      @salamapukki7245 5 років тому +1

      Anomaly saw the muzzle flashes and water splashing, when he heard the shots coming at him he actually got scared and took cover.

  • @jajataroy4636
    @jajataroy4636 5 років тому +210

    Anomaly: I’m like a swat, papa.
    SWATnomaly: mY KNEE

  • @fuzeelive3612
    @fuzeelive3612 5 років тому +38

    5:28 literally laughed my ass of XD

  • @rocketman4101
    @rocketman4101 5 років тому +364

    i got a better scope now. Next time i will hit. Sorry papa

    • @foreign1066
      @foreign1066 5 років тому +23

      You could have changed your name to Hitman 😂😂

    • @valeryrus
      @valeryrus 5 років тому +13

      *Hitman “Kill my son”

    • @zaidakbaralmuharram2984
      @zaidakbaralmuharram2984 5 років тому +9

      @@valeryrus *Hitman (Kill my son)

  • @jajataroy4636
    @jajataroy4636 5 років тому +403

    Anomaly’s videos are great on their own, but Streetman’s editing and comments make these videos a masterpiece*.
    masterpiss*

  • @hyaziinth
    @hyaziinth 5 років тому +96

    'Almost got shot by Malta Military'
    Yeah, as if they wouldn't shoot a person wearing a ski mask.

    • @molw9954
      @molw9954 3 роки тому

      @@Ruby_cs1 then why'd you say it?

  • @eldinjusic8233
    @eldinjusic8233 5 років тому +59

    I like how papanomaly is just sitting there and doesn't care for anything

  • @loafofbanana9986
    @loafofbanana9986 5 років тому +311

    Bullet: passes by
    Anomaly: OoH ShIt !! Im gOiNg To DiE !!
    "start to imitate Michael Jackson"

    • @kalnoa8452
      @kalnoa8452 5 років тому +5

      Anomaly: *runs inside yells* HE HE

    • @HEADSHOTPROLOL
      @HEADSHOTPROLOL 5 років тому +4

      Imitate Michael? So rape some kids? *queue seinfeld theme*

    • @stefanmarinov2864
      @stefanmarinov2864 5 років тому

      You forgot the XD

  • @devvratbani5209
    @devvratbani5209 5 років тому +6

    Anomaly:- names linda in the boat passengers
    Also anomaly:- everyone on boat was over 40.

  • @gmonty2095
    @gmonty2095 5 років тому +126

    Anomaly: On the boat: papa's friend his girlfriend, papa, boat instructor and Linda. Everyone is above 50.
    Linda: Am i a joke to you?

    • @knightsepehr8660
      @knightsepehr8660 5 років тому

      i noticd that he didn't mention her or maybe she is over 40 ......

    • @gmonty2095
      @gmonty2095 5 років тому

      @@knightsepehr8660 she is around 25 hallo? He said that she was on the boat

    • @knightsepehr8660
      @knightsepehr8660 5 років тому

      @@gmonty2095 #plastic_surgery xd

    • @fizzco3373
      @fizzco3373 5 років тому

      On Pajesz He said 40 to 50 and above.

    • @gmonty2095
      @gmonty2095 5 років тому

      @@fizzco3373 she is still around 25

  • @benmengala20
    @benmengala20 5 років тому +464

    "Almost got shot by Malta Military"
    *plot twist*
    He was chased by kids with BB Guns

  • @shigehito5855
    @shigehito5855 5 років тому +23

    when you are in an 1v5 against guys with aks and you went eco

  • @miguelfajardo8356
    @miguelfajardo8356 5 років тому +229

    Nobody:
    Anomaly: *black woman impersonation*
    LMAO

  • @the0master405
    @the0master405 5 років тому +130

    Anomaly : We gonna do some fun things
    :Streetman 0:37 right corner

  • @idktbh9877
    @idktbh9877 5 років тому +47

    Malta military: *shoots at anomaly*
    Anomaly: *survives*
    Malta military: Mision failed we`ll get him next time!

    • @TheJonTendo
      @TheJonTendo 5 років тому

      *All You had to do was to follow the thamn boat military!*

    • @rockybushes
      @rockybushes 5 років тому

      dumbass

  • @peikko5539
    @peikko5539 5 років тому +105

    Next video trying to plant the bomb to military base with papa ;)

  • @vern4l11
    @vern4l11 5 років тому +66

    me: *chilling in school*
    sounds behing the class doors: 11:22

  • @Rexsai
    @Rexsai 5 років тому +15

    0:33 I see that water mark on the bottom right... All I can say is Nice

  • @easybre
    @easybre 5 років тому +61

    Anomaly: sees heavy armed guys,
    Remembers that he passed a knive in a case.
    Anomaly : LoOk At Me Im A tErRoIsT, kIlL mE.

  • @elooouan
    @elooouan 5 років тому +57

    Nobody:
    Papanomaly: *yEs i KnOW You mIssED*

  • @MathewZ788
    @MathewZ788 2 роки тому +1

    Imagine the the captain of the squad going: ah I didn't know we had a bonus firing target huh? FIRE AT THE BOAT SQUAD.
    And now he is hella pissed that you're the only target they missed that day

  • @ZveTV
    @ZveTV 5 років тому +33

    "I don't know anything about real guns" -anomaly 2k19 also anomaly: hides gun on desk during stream

    • @leos8944
      @leos8944 5 років тому +1

      @@Luigi-yp9sl r/WoOsH

  • @lecno1721
    @lecno1721 5 років тому +15

    I can't imagine how I'd react if I heard that Anomaly just straight up got one tapped.
    Jokes aside, I'm glad that you're alive.

  • @MartHommes
    @MartHommes 5 років тому +14

    Anomaly hears the wizz sound
    Anomaly: *C O N F U S E D S C R E A M I N G*

  • @lynn-chan6937
    @lynn-chan6937 5 років тому +53

    You can't kill Anomaly, his thiccness would absorb the bullets - fat Swedish Iron Man confirmed

  • @jn4364
    @jn4364 5 років тому +94

    Anomaly getting shot at: this is just like the simulations *pulls out deagle* *one taps Malta military*

    • @legomanas4702
      @legomanas4702 4 роки тому +11

      Hello gais, its ya boi anomaly awaiting court trial

  • @laurenpickles287
    @laurenpickles287 5 років тому +46

    Teacher : why haven’t you brought your homework
    Me: 9:18

    • @Sherufff
      @Sherufff 5 років тому

      I don't get it

    • @laurenpickles287
      @laurenpickles287 5 років тому +2

      FlixsCZ He’s explaining why he didn’t bring his homework and this is his story

    • @adrianbeli3076
      @adrianbeli3076 5 років тому +1

      FlixsCZ its actually funny when he says to demonstrate

    • @benfreedman2102
      @benfreedman2102 5 років тому

      Lauren Pickles this deserves more likes 😂

  • @yumaa8290
    @yumaa8290 5 років тому +148

    You probably wore your Balaclava that's why my guy
    Jk love you Bro

  • @Brother_Nihilus
    @Brother_Nihilus 5 років тому +26

    9:37 Downed Twitch trying to escape interogation by Caveira

    • @Takkion
      @Takkion 5 років тому +1

      That's beautiful.

    • @catmode
      @catmode 5 років тому

      ))))))))))))))

  • @aky77geo
    @aky77geo 5 років тому +1

    I died here 😂😂😂 8:42
    "Unless it's a fat rock..." 😂

  • @SprayPeCastor
    @SprayPeCastor 5 років тому +90

    Finnish peasant gets shot by Malta military XD

  • @Aragroeg
    @Aragroeg 5 років тому +96

    papa hired hitman to assassinate me! (ALMOST DIED XD) (COPS CALLED) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

    • @kevve1414
      @kevve1414 5 років тому +2

      Kevin. (GONE SEXUAL)

    • @danir657
      @danir657 5 років тому

      (GONE WRONG)

  • @tactiromclips
    @tactiromclips 5 років тому +1

    WOW first UA-camr to talk about Malta and maby comes from Malta 🇲🇹 holy shi-
    Btw I am from Malta 🇲🇹 and I really like it that we have a (AMERICAN) Maltese UA-camr around here :) keep the good work going 👍

  • @jurgen7411
    @jurgen7411 5 років тому +48

    He tried to play Counter Strike RL version
    Morgz sees video
    SuRvIvInG 24 HoUrS iN mIlItArY bAsE

  • @rightfulfuture4
    @rightfulfuture4 5 років тому +20

    Anomaly has D-Day flashbacks and nearly commits suicide

  • @moldybread6720
    @moldybread6720 5 років тому +76

    Anomaly has a D-DAY flashback
    *Hears German voices*
    History: Am i a Joke to you?

    • @frosthyde6683
      @frosthyde6683 5 років тому +8

      There was probably German yelling on the beach. What’s your point?

    • @Brekitdec2007
      @Brekitdec2007 2 роки тому

      @@frosthyde6683 the Germans were on the top

  • @Showowa
    @Showowa 5 років тому +14

    Doctor: can you tell me what you heard or saw?
    Anomaly: whhhhzzzz

    • @rockybushes
      @rockybushes 5 років тому +1

      person texting: what happened?
      anomaly: we were in our boat and i heard a whhhhzzzz

  • @shusankdahal9480
    @shusankdahal9480 5 років тому +16

    Papa: And if you hear jizz?
    Me, an intellectual: Ask Mama! **Yeet**

  • @daneware25
    @daneware25 5 років тому

    this was the funniest video i saw yet on all anomaly channels

  • @shapezcsgo
    @shapezcsgo 5 років тому +8

    LMAO I WAS IN MALTA AND I SWEAR I LIVED EXACTLY IN THIS AREA
    THERE WERE SIGNS SAYING "WARNING MILITARY AREA DO NOT ENTER" EVERYWHERE LOOOOOOOL

  • @ChronosTrickMaster
    @ChronosTrickMaster 5 років тому +134

    Nobody:
    Anomaly and papa:
    **We AlMoSt DiEd**

  • @legomanas4702
    @legomanas4702 4 роки тому +2

    Malta military: Ok, dont shoot at the boat.
    Autistnermly: *tAkInG fIrE nEeD aSsiStAnCe*

  • @Ty-yh8gw
    @Ty-yh8gw 5 років тому +9

    10:39
    He That Bitc* Yeeeeeeeet instantly. Died to that sentence right there

  • @zomz474
    @zomz474 5 років тому +16

    Normal Family: "We almost got kicked out of a hotel!"
    Anomaly's family: WE ALMOST ROBBED A BANK. (Got rich XD)

  • @asittingpigeon1726
    @asittingpigeon1726 4 роки тому +2

    Me:"so I've been clickbait by the title"
    Anomaly:"Well yes, but actually no

  • @anonanonson5996
    @anonanonson5996 5 років тому +6

    Vietnam veteran talking about his near death experience (1972, Colorized)

  • @chill816
    @chill816 5 років тому +103

    UA-camrs: I ALMOST DIED!!!!!!
    Anomaly : ALMOST DIED XD
    Me: "XD" X fuken D
    Such an Anomaly
    EDIT: 4:21 "it doesn't seem to be marked either"
    Me: it's a military base why would they mark it
    Anomaly: YES

    • @tatchapolsrimanut9460
      @tatchapolsrimanut9460 5 років тому +2

      Ikr the fuckin Xd got me too

    • @chill816
      @chill816 5 років тому

      @GraceFellOver "ok" (just play one punch man saying it)

    • @chill816
      @chill816 5 років тому

      @@tatchapolsrimanut9460 pretty much

    • @chill816
      @chill816 5 років тому

      @@alto5893 Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @chill816
      @chill816 5 років тому

      @@policemanfuck9991
      no what?

  • @paasopaaso
    @paasopaaso 5 років тому +3

    Maltan milltary: Shoots at a boat in his boat
    Anomaly: G E R M A N S

  • @misimaromemes5172
    @misimaromemes5172 5 років тому +6

    *Gunshots*
    Anomaly : tHatS sO cOOL

  • @short7066
    @short7066 5 років тому +9

    "We started hearing bangs."
    Me: Only 3 minutes? Nah, did it feel good tho'?

  • @JDragonNL
    @JDragonNL 5 років тому +2

    Anomaly: Uses a boat.
    The military: That has to be the best pirate We have seen.

    • @acai9130
      @acai9130 5 років тому

      Oxeye NLD so it seems

  • @Unknown-Chef
    @Unknown-Chef 5 років тому +5

    11:22
    Brave American soldier putting up a last stand against the Vietnamese troops (1969 colorized)

  • @Aboodi2k
    @Aboodi2k 5 років тому +47

    chill bruh you dont know what we somalian pirates hear

  • @loganjoseph5730
    @loganjoseph5730 5 років тому

    I love the Almost Died XD part of the title. Really expresses the seriousness of what happened lol

  • @jn4364
    @jn4364 5 років тому +5

    Malta military: excuse me could you step back a bit, thank you.
    Anomaly: this video

  • @am0re2000
    @am0re2000 5 років тому +4

    Poor anomaly he stormed the beachs of Normandia
    Press F to pay respect.

  • @oliverrugg3732
    @oliverrugg3732 4 роки тому +2

    9:28 - "I do the stanky leg"
    that's actually official military doctrine for receiving fire btw

  • @simplequinox
    @simplequinox 5 років тому +6

    Papanomly, you could of told me to ring at a different time damn it. Now he knows.

  • @thehomiejw6714
    @thehomiejw6714 5 років тому +4

    "MISSION FAILED, WE'LL GET THEM NEXT TIME"

  • @mo1sturizer
    @mo1sturizer 5 років тому

    I'm glad StreetMan does edit your videos

  • @alexanderdimas5393
    @alexanderdimas5393 5 років тому +15

    Anomaly : *hears whizzz*
    also anomaly : WE ALMOSTT DIEEE!!! xD

    • @yuhinnn
      @yuhinnn 5 років тому +8

      Alexander Dimas except it’s whizz sounds by fucking bullets

  • @Moddanator4
    @Moddanator4 5 років тому +4

    Anomaly at the boat AAHAHAHA
    Pappa att the boat praying for the soldier to hit anomaly

  • @georgitodorov7662
    @georgitodorov7662 5 років тому +31

    *swedish soldier dies while doing the stankele*

  • @pubipubipu
    @pubipubipu 5 років тому +9

    My man anomaly got 4 stars and almost got capped like jah

  • @tbab0905
    @tbab0905 5 років тому +19

    Next Video From papanomaly
    Anomaly got killed because he told Military secrets

  • @AlexThirlwall
    @AlexThirlwall 5 років тому +1

    papa looks so much better. well done anomaly

  • @sunny-li5jr
    @sunny-li5jr 5 років тому +5

    Malta Military:
    Mission failed we’ll get em next time