Imagine the the captain of the squad going: ah I didn't know we had a bonus firing target huh? FIRE AT THE BOAT SQUAD. And now he is hella pissed that you're the only target they missed that day
WOW first UA-camr to talk about Malta and maby comes from Malta 🇲🇹 holy shi- Btw I am from Malta 🇲🇹 and I really like it that we have a (AMERICAN) Maltese UA-camr around here :) keep the good work going 👍
UA-camrs: I ALMOST DIED!!!!!! Anomaly : ALMOST DIED XD Me: "XD" X fuken D Such an Anomaly EDIT: 4:21 "it doesn't seem to be marked either" Me: it's a military base why would they mark it Anomaly: YES
Malta military: *sees random sailing boat in the water*
Malta military: ***enemy spotted***
DizzyGames 101 god thats a bad joke
@@FrToby bold of you to assume that I can make good jokes
Malta army: lemme commit a war crime
@@FrToby It's a good joke but you don't got a sense of humor at all...
@ no its a bad joke
*mosquito passes by*
*Anomaly on ptsd*:"iM uNdEr FiRe*
Lmao XDDDD i legit started rofling
Best thing I heard today
hahahahahaha
made my day XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Xd
Stream sniping in real life
@@nipahhhhh no
Streamer sniping
When ninja sees anomaly get stream sniping
Ninja: pweh 😅
*THERE HE IS*
@@barnabassalacz5347 ijjj hogy itt magyarok is vannak?
Anomaly: Being shot at was the closest thing to dying I've encountered.
Diabetes: *Am I a joke to you?*
Lol
9,999 Subscribers With No Content 💀
Should I be worried? I actually have diabetes :X
@@fuzeelive3612 just be sure you always look after your self and take your medicine :)
XD
Anomaly: i want to die
Military: ok
Anomaly: proceeds to tryna survive
Why is this so true?
if i reach 1000 subscribers im going to shave my asshair and send the hair to anomaly fanmail :)
@@Shazzile No god please No
He said he wants to sit in his room all day, play games everyday and wants to die when is 35 years old in one video xD
@@MostlyLost u good bro?
Anomaly: * on a sailing boat*
Malta Police : I'm bouta end this mans whole career
More like " im bouta end this mans whole life
That isn't even funny
@@Memu_ stfu
@@Memu_ bitch
@@dinofriends1783 is not even funny all of his subscribers will be shocked if he dies
No one:
Malta military: "Finnish peasant spotted" RATTATATATATT
Malta military : let us finish him
@@windjaydoubleu3867 Simo Häyhä : Fak off!
they sweedish
Memes R Dreamz he's half finnish
A starving finnish peasant xddd
“Linda was on the boat”
...
“Everyone on the boat was like 40 or 50 and lost their hearing in Vietnam”
I was just gonna comment that
she is 47, anomaly is 57 his dad is 54
стегните пертле im fucking dyinglmao
what?
bruh right as I was reading this, I got to that part of the video
Anomaly: *hears wizz*
Anomaly: “Abandon ship!!!”
Boat trainer: *Fails Anomaly’s test*
The entire incident was planned ahead by the sailing instructor to see if he would pass the most important test as a captain; Going down with the ship
The coverup would be
"He hit the stankyleg too hard"
0:09 ‘the title is not clickabait’
Streetman: *IT’S NOT*
HELLA CONFUSED
not
not
not
nut
sneksta am desperate inside with the devil in I
Malta military see anomaly:
So anyway, I started blasting.
Moving targets are great tbh
_and I took that personally_
Anomaly: PAPA!
Papanomaly: yes?
A: I've been shot!
P: Yes
K I M O C H I Thats fuckin perfect
The Maltan milatary probly tried to kill anomaly because of his beautifule ski mask
Maltese*
@@mihaipagu2838 lol
Probably thought he was a somali pirate
I'm ur 800th liker and I'm proud lol
Its Maltese* btw.
7:35 is no one gonna talk about how american anomaly sounds
@@crestraizn what about 9:18?
Every other youtuber: i almost died omg!!!
Anomaly: i almost died XDDDD
The thing is as well, when they put omg at the end it's always fake. But when anomaly puts XDDDDD in the title it's actually legit.
He ain't afraid of dying
@@pi840 anomaly was paid by the military
Etika: ...
Lajnos The Tiger - no one:
etika: ☠️👻
Next video: I was thrown out of Malta and now I'm moving back to Sweden
(ALMOST DIED XD)
( GONE WRONG!!!1!111!)
(WE GOT VISA BANNED XD)
@@noevalop5088 (GONE SEXUAL, IN THE HOOD, GOT MOLESTED)
He could have attacked the Maltese military first and still be welcome home to Sweden for a free appartment
how close to hear a “jizz”, very close, really close.
XDD
Soldiers: *fire rounds towards the boat*
Anomaly: *D-DAY FLASHBACKS*
Wasn't close enough if you are still here
_JK Anomaly love you_
wtf snow is it really you
more like JFK
@@alexanderhallam2669 My exact thought hahahaha
Ge doesn't want it
dude can you get the fuck out you comment on every anomalys vids
Girls: I was almost killed (story time)
Anomaly: I almost got my brains blown out XDDD
Wow so funny
6 years ago you have an anime profile picture so any insult you say means nothing to anyone
@@ptbjm8289 how tf am I insulting you
6 years ago you said wow so funny in a sarcastic way
@@ptbjm8289 Ok. I just can't believe words from a person who uses xDDDD unironically
"im doing the stanky leg and im almost dying" - Anermoly 2k19
That prof pic looks like it came from hell.
You almost died but hey you got some quality content now :)
Worth it
anomaly: *sails boat*
Maltese military: *SWEDEN GAY SPOTTED*
Military sees a boat
OPEN FIRE
*Laughs in military*
TumeOnFire *Cries in braille*
8:08
"How close are you if you hear a jizz?" He's probably doing it in your ear...
6:23
Video: you have him named hitman!
UA-cam captions: you have him named tractor seat man!
I died xD
*Papa fails the assassination*
Mission failed, we'll get'em next time.
haha
Drinking Game:
Take a shot every time Anomaly makes a “whizz” sound
I'd be blasted.
Take a shot every time Anomaly gets shot by the malteese military
Take a shot every time Anomaly gets shot. YEEET
@@okayegg546 The malteser military
Clickbait UA-camrs: *I ALMOST DIED OMG*
Anomaly : I almost died XD
Morgz sees this video
*SPENDING A NIGHT IN THE MILITARY (ALMOST DIED)*
morgz is the type of "i need to copy to live" youtuber
Agree
Probably putting 18 ads in the video too
Don't forget the face
- -
o o
O
why don't we make mass report on morgz?
Papa is not talking much cause of 1 thing
*BEER IS ABSENT*
Or, I guess you could say...
*IT'S ABSINTHE*
@@ZaniteKnuckles no
depression that his son is still alive
The beer will make him recall the event, he has no recollection of anything while sober
he got caught with fake hitman 47 cuz he missed xd
thats actually nuts. glad everyone is okay jeez.
5:09
Anomaly: *hears gun shots directed at him *
*tHaTs So CoOl*
Anomaly saw the muzzle flashes and water splashing, when he heard the shots coming at him he actually got scared and took cover.
Anomaly: I’m like a swat, papa.
SWATnomaly: mY KNEE
mit keneee
5:28 literally laughed my ass of XD
i got a better scope now. Next time i will hit. Sorry papa
You could have changed your name to Hitman 😂😂
*Hitman “Kill my son”
@@valeryrus *Hitman (Kill my son)
Anomaly’s videos are great on their own, but Streetman’s editing and comments make these videos a masterpiece*.
masterpiss*
'Almost got shot by Malta Military'
Yeah, as if they wouldn't shoot a person wearing a ski mask.
@@Ruby_cs1 then why'd you say it?
I like how papanomaly is just sitting there and doesn't care for anything
Bullet: passes by
Anomaly: OoH ShIt !! Im gOiNg To DiE !!
"start to imitate Michael Jackson"
Anomaly: *runs inside yells* HE HE
Imitate Michael? So rape some kids? *queue seinfeld theme*
You forgot the XD
Anomaly:- names linda in the boat passengers
Also anomaly:- everyone on boat was over 40.
Anomaly: On the boat: papa's friend his girlfriend, papa, boat instructor and Linda. Everyone is above 50.
Linda: Am i a joke to you?
i noticd that he didn't mention her or maybe she is over 40 ......
@@knightsepehr8660 she is around 25 hallo? He said that she was on the boat
@@gmonty2095 #plastic_surgery xd
On Pajesz He said 40 to 50 and above.
@@fizzco3373 she is still around 25
"Almost got shot by Malta Military"
*plot twist*
He was chased by kids with BB Guns
Gang gang
lame
What do you think the military is made up of
Those must be loud ass bb guns
when you are in an 1v5 against guys with aks and you went eco
Nobody:
Anomaly: *black woman impersonation*
LMAO
Anomaly : We gonna do some fun things
:Streetman 0:37 right corner
Malta military: *shoots at anomaly*
Anomaly: *survives*
Malta military: Mision failed we`ll get him next time!
*All You had to do was to follow the thamn boat military!*
dumbass
Next video trying to plant the bomb to military base with papa ;)
me: *chilling in school*
sounds behing the class doors: 11:22
7:46
0:33 I see that water mark on the bottom right... All I can say is Nice
Anomaly: sees heavy armed guys,
Remembers that he passed a knive in a case.
Anomaly : LoOk At Me Im A tErRoIsT, kIlL mE.
Xd lol
>tfw when it coulda been a talon full blue ch
Nobody:
Papanomaly: *yEs i KnOW You mIssED*
Imagine the the captain of the squad going: ah I didn't know we had a bonus firing target huh? FIRE AT THE BOAT SQUAD.
And now he is hella pissed that you're the only target they missed that day
"I don't know anything about real guns" -anomaly 2k19 also anomaly: hides gun on desk during stream
@@Luigi-yp9sl r/WoOsH
I can't imagine how I'd react if I heard that Anomaly just straight up got one tapped.
Jokes aside, I'm glad that you're alive.
Anomaly hears the wizz sound
Anomaly: *C O N F U S E D S C R E A M I N G*
You can't kill Anomaly, his thiccness would absorb the bullets - fat Swedish Iron Man confirmed
He is finnish peasant not fat swedish Iron Man
Anomaly getting shot at: this is just like the simulations *pulls out deagle* *one taps Malta military*
Hello gais, its ya boi anomaly awaiting court trial
Teacher : why haven’t you brought your homework
Me: 9:18
I don't get it
FlixsCZ He’s explaining why he didn’t bring his homework and this is his story
FlixsCZ its actually funny when he says to demonstrate
Lauren Pickles this deserves more likes 😂
You probably wore your Balaclava that's why my guy
Jk love you Bro
Big gey
god englands
Wore**
@@sethchambers2422 ya mad big boi
@@larsfnbr ja wahrscheinlich du hier
9:37 Downed Twitch trying to escape interogation by Caveira
That's beautiful.
))))))))))))))
I died here 😂😂😂 8:42
"Unless it's a fat rock..." 😂
Finnish peasant gets shot by Malta military XD
XD rekt
papa hired hitman to assassinate me! (ALMOST DIED XD) (COPS CALLED) (NOT CLICKBAIT)
Kevin. (GONE SEXUAL)
(GONE WRONG)
WOW first UA-camr to talk about Malta and maby comes from Malta 🇲🇹 holy shi-
Btw I am from Malta 🇲🇹 and I really like it that we have a (AMERICAN) Maltese UA-camr around here :) keep the good work going 👍
He tried to play Counter Strike RL version
Morgz sees video
SuRvIvInG 24 HoUrS iN mIlItArY bAsE
Anomaly has D-Day flashbacks and nearly commits suicide
Anomaly has a D-DAY flashback
*Hears German voices*
History: Am i a Joke to you?
There was probably German yelling on the beach. What’s your point?
@@frosthyde6683 the Germans were on the top
Doctor: can you tell me what you heard or saw?
Anomaly: whhhhzzzz
person texting: what happened?
anomaly: we were in our boat and i heard a whhhhzzzz
Papa: And if you hear jizz?
Me, an intellectual: Ask Mama! **Yeet**
this was the funniest video i saw yet on all anomaly channels
LMAO I WAS IN MALTA AND I SWEAR I LIVED EXACTLY IN THIS AREA
THERE WERE SIGNS SAYING "WARNING MILITARY AREA DO NOT ENTER" EVERYWHERE LOOOOOOOL
shapez:) phantomlord v2
Nobody:
Anomaly and papa:
**We AlMoSt DiEd**
XD
Don't forget the XD
And a million other youtubers.
eks-dee
Malta military: Ok, dont shoot at the boat.
Autistnermly: *tAkInG fIrE nEeD aSsiStAnCe*
10:39
He That Bitc* Yeeeeeeeet instantly. Died to that sentence right there
Normal Family: "We almost got kicked out of a hotel!"
Anomaly's family: WE ALMOST ROBBED A BANK. (Got rich XD)
Me:"so I've been clickbait by the title"
Anomaly:"Well yes, but actually no
Vietnam veteran talking about his near death experience (1972, Colorized)
Vietnamese veteran**
UA-camrs: I ALMOST DIED!!!!!!
Anomaly : ALMOST DIED XD
Me: "XD" X fuken D
Such an Anomaly
EDIT: 4:21 "it doesn't seem to be marked either"
Me: it's a military base why would they mark it
Anomaly: YES
Ikr the fuckin Xd got me too
@GraceFellOver "ok" (just play one punch man saying it)
@@tatchapolsrimanut9460 pretty much
@@alto5893 Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@@policemanfuck9991
no what?
Maltan milltary: Shoots at a boat in his boat
Anomaly: G E R M A N S
Maltese*
*Gunshots*
Anomaly : tHatS sO cOOL
"We started hearing bangs."
Me: Only 3 minutes? Nah, did it feel good tho'?
Anomaly: Uses a boat.
The military: That has to be the best pirate We have seen.
Oxeye NLD so it seems
11:22
Brave American soldier putting up a last stand against the Vietnamese troops (1969 colorized)
Unknown **north Vietnamese**
chill bruh you dont know what we somalian pirates hear
INSANE BOI 😂😂😂
I love the Almost Died XD part of the title. Really expresses the seriousness of what happened lol
Malta military: excuse me could you step back a bit, thank you.
Anomaly: this video
Poor anomaly he stormed the beachs of Normandia
Press F to pay respect.
9:28 - "I do the stanky leg"
that's actually official military doctrine for receiving fire btw
Papanomly, you could of told me to ring at a different time damn it. Now he knows.
"MISSION FAILED, WE'LL GET THEM NEXT TIME"
I'm glad StreetMan does edit your videos
Anomaly : *hears whizzz*
also anomaly : WE ALMOSTT DIEEE!!! xD
Alexander Dimas except it’s whizz sounds by fucking bullets
Anomaly at the boat AAHAHAHA
Pappa att the boat praying for the soldier to hit anomaly
*swedish soldier dies while doing the stankele*
Deadly Russian stankyleg*
@@theverminator8048 stankele
My man anomaly got 4 stars and almost got capped like jah
AHHAAHAAA
Next Video From papanomaly
Anomaly got killed because he told Military secrets
papa looks so much better. well done anomaly
Malta Military:
Mission failed we’ll get em next time