ALL THE TIMES PAPA ALMOST DIED (ALMOST DIED XD)

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  • @damiang1826
    @damiang1826 4 роки тому +2631

    List of Diseases throughout Anomaly's life:
    1. Obesity

  • @slaughtzzz5188
    @slaughtzzz5188 4 роки тому +927

    Anomaly: "Papa should stop drinking"
    Also Anomaly: *Drunk case unboxing with papa*

    • @fieryjp9898
      @fieryjp9898 3 роки тому +1

      No reply's thats gonna change

    • @ImZhald
      @ImZhald 3 роки тому

      One reply's thats gonma change

    • @cptnjiro3462
      @cptnjiro3462 3 роки тому

      Two replys that's gonna change

    • @julianle1803
      @julianle1803 3 роки тому

      Three reply's thats gonna change

    • @thatscrazy5130
      @thatscrazy5130 3 роки тому

      Four reply’s thats gonna change

  • @promattiet5215
    @promattiet5215 4 роки тому +2056

    Papa's Worst Pain Was Finding You In The Laboratory 24 Years Ago

  • @Dracolinguist
    @Dracolinguist 4 роки тому +374

    I love how he did the 20th century fox theme while we saw the universal intro

    • @bog7849
      @bog7849 3 роки тому +3

      I want to like this but I can’t

  • @maximilianolofsson2020
    @maximilianolofsson2020 4 роки тому +255

    7:56
    I love how Anomaly had to draw a cross to know where to lie the papa's body

  • @fadlymfa2251
    @fadlymfa2251 4 роки тому +257

    "Don't smoke, then u will go hell instanly"-Anomaly 2020

    • @gregorneier2592
      @gregorneier2592 3 роки тому +15

      But purpel say smoke mid

    • @peanut8695
      @peanut8695 3 роки тому +6

      smoking is haram

    • @ThatTurboProbe
      @ThatTurboProbe 3 роки тому +3

      @@peanut8695 snus is halal though. Atleast for me.

    • @Bubbeeen331
      @Bubbeeen331 3 роки тому +4

      Papanomaly just smoked when he was 20, 1810

    • @rsoldat1
      @rsoldat1 3 роки тому

      @@ThatTurboProbe yes

  • @probably9789
    @probably9789 4 роки тому +450

    Netflix : are you still watching
    Someone's daughter : 3:24

    • @king_james_official
      @king_james_official 4 роки тому +11

      i still don't get the meme, propably because i don't watch netflix lol

    • @BlueRockEye
      @BlueRockEye 4 роки тому +10

      @@king_james_official If you keep watching for a long while, Netflix asks if you’re still watching

    • @king_james_official
      @king_james_official 4 роки тому +8

      @Father Grigori memes don't die

    • @king_james_official
      @king_james_official 4 роки тому +4

      @@BlueRockEye ok but what ejaculation and dicc has to do with it

    • @cryingchihuahua487
      @cryingchihuahua487 4 роки тому +3

      3:09 observe the sounds

  • @MetoagaYT
    @MetoagaYT 3 роки тому +202

    *Turkish dudes save papanomaly*
    Papanomaly during geography test: What's this big country on bottom right corner?

  • @ShortArab.
    @ShortArab. 4 роки тому +473

    "Now we have to put him down *laughs*"
    -Anomaly 2020

    • @swishasweetrold
      @swishasweetrold 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @MiixDJ
      @MiixDJ 4 роки тому +4

      Epic gamer moment

    • @somematic5068
      @somematic5068 4 роки тому +1

      @hell He sounds like a psychopath wtf

    • @Kcii-99
      @Kcii-99 4 роки тому +4

      @@somematic5068 its a joke, when its your own dog its upto you if you put them down or not

    • @somematic5068
      @somematic5068 4 роки тому +1

      @@Kcii-99 I know

  • @goblingas420
    @goblingas420 3 роки тому +179

    So no-one is gonna talk about Anomaly's drawing skills

    • @editboii785
      @editboii785 2 роки тому +13

      Fr(fried rocks)

    • @impulseXD
      @impulseXD Рік тому +3

      The doctor said he is artistic

  • @Nitsu29
    @Nitsu29 4 роки тому +1077

    "All of Papa is nasty"
    I hope not that kind of "Let's go to the Kindergarden" nasty

  • @ElenaIvanovaot
    @ElenaIvanovaot 3 роки тому +26

    ''pooping his lungs off''
    Thats the best thing Anomaly has said in years.

  • @robeh9242
    @robeh9242 4 роки тому +83

    "A small bridge that you walk across to get to the bridge.." -Anomaly's English

    • @maksymy.7348
      @maksymy.7348 4 роки тому +4

      well, i think he was not so wrong, theres part of ship which called "bridge" too:)

    • @KR-dc2gy
      @KR-dc2gy 4 роки тому

      Thats not english thats logic

  • @maxtwizz
    @maxtwizz 4 роки тому +265

    "Papa had the worst diarrhea I've ever seen..."
    "You saw it?"
    "No..."

    • @CalixSoriano
      @CalixSoriano 4 роки тому

      I’ve ever seen but he didn’t saw it lol

  • @Somathrace
    @Somathrace 4 роки тому +196

    Anomaly: *Plays 20th Century Fox through paper tube*
    Also Anomaly: *Puts Universal intro*

    • @ded_lucky7460
      @ded_lucky7460 4 роки тому +20

      Not streetman anymore...

    • @thepaquetexd
      @thepaquetexd 4 роки тому +6

      Streetman doesn't edit Anomaly's videos anymore

    • @wooshmeifgay4421
      @wooshmeifgay4421 4 роки тому +5

      i don't think streetman is editing for anomaly anymore

    • @lilinsanity1015
      @lilinsanity1015 4 роки тому +7

      Streetman does not edit for him anymore :(

    • @TiFicate
      @TiFicate 4 роки тому +1

      @@thepaquetexd why?

  • @Illex_Max_fishing
    @Illex_Max_fishing 3 роки тому +148

    I went to the mall with mama while “papa was shiting his lungs out “
    Anomaly 2021

    • @Auriee_
      @Auriee_ 3 роки тому +5

      2020

    • @Auriee_
      @Auriee_ 3 роки тому

      @Max Grabowski 1999

    • @renox486
      @renox486 3 роки тому

      U dont have any other people dont need to do is put it in the team create game ir dar daugiau daug darbo vietos kaina butu labai

    • @Swagman12
      @Swagman12 3 роки тому

      note he doesn't say Linda

  • @Gxlto
    @Gxlto 4 роки тому +185

    "Hey guys my dad almost died..... XDDDDDD"

    • @prodkajro
      @prodkajro 4 роки тому +8

      ...make sure to subscribe, like, comment, turn on that post notifications

    • @goofygoober247
      @goofygoober247 4 роки тому +2

      ... And also buy my super limited merch

  • @Br0nyAn0myn0u5
    @Br0nyAn0myn0u5 4 роки тому +91

    "So that's all the times where papa almost died, now it's time for papa to die"
    *screen turns black*
    *gunshot*

    • @pinkydem0n38
      @pinkydem0n38 4 роки тому

      lol. Me and my friend made a parody in Gmod where anomaly muders papa with a shotgun

    • @abandonedlmao9433
      @abandonedlmao9433 3 роки тому

      @@pinkydem0n38 why? :(

    • @BorgerEU
      @BorgerEU 3 роки тому

      @@pinkydem0n38 you're weird

  • @askime603
    @askime603 4 роки тому +175

    normal youtubers: my dog died😞 (verry emmotional)
    anomaly:, my dad almost died XD

  • @spectrum4465
    @spectrum4465 3 роки тому +7

    Netflix: Are you still watching?
    Someones daughter: 4:12

    • @dm-te8tu
      @dm-te8tu 3 роки тому

      Funniest comment yet 😂😂

  • @JojoStarmaster
    @JojoStarmaster 4 роки тому +52

    Anomaly: *puts in a Photo to show how nasty the wound was*
    Also Anomaly: *censors it*

  • @gaigebogner491
    @gaigebogner491 4 роки тому +2

    First time watching your videos lit ash and they’re already the best vids on UA-cam but now they 10x better, all my homies watching at the sesh.

  • @toreshimada
    @toreshimada 4 роки тому +9

    So sorry you had to put doganomaly down, I can tell watching your videos and reading papa's wholesome tweets that you love him very much.
    My condolences.

    • @itsVolpe
      @itsVolpe 2 роки тому +3

      lol they didnt put the dog down, it was just a joke

  • @victorstriga
    @victorstriga 4 роки тому +1

    I love the illustrations dude, nice idea! :)

  • @braferaser1730
    @braferaser1730 4 роки тому +177

    Papa: 8th floor
    Anomaly: 8th floor
    Anomaly's drawing: 6th floor

    • @slavikpodufalov
      @slavikpodufalov 4 роки тому +2

      it’s 7th actually

    • @braferaser1730
      @braferaser1730 4 роки тому +4

      @@slavikpodufalov But you dont count the ground floor.

    • @slavikpodufalov
      @slavikpodufalov 4 роки тому

      @@braferaser1730 oh shit,i forgot it because in my country we do

    • @luckeboi7938
      @luckeboi7938 4 роки тому

      but, the first floor is the 1st floor tho

    • @psyko2137
      @psyko2137 4 роки тому +4

      @@luckeboi7938 no the first floor is called the ground floor, second floor is called first floor

  • @n8urm852
    @n8urm852 4 роки тому +14

    im so sad to hear you're putting papa down. 0:07

  • @helpmewakeup2830
    @helpmewakeup2830 4 роки тому +43

    That's so random of me, but I just want to say that Papanomaly and Anomaly, you've helped me through hard moments a lot of times, such as this one.
    My day didn't start so good, I was waiting to see an upload and it just made my day, I just wanted to say thank you. Can't wait to laugh again on the next video

    • @Papaparmi
      @Papaparmi 4 роки тому +1

      Stay strong king!

    • @chattingame8161
      @chattingame8161 4 роки тому

      Wholesome comment session, stay strong bro

  • @sotsnik9155
    @sotsnik9155 4 роки тому +23

    "Not see my babushka again, no"
    Im dying :D

  • @kauza8837
    @kauza8837 4 роки тому +51

    3:00 sounds like Tuskeen Rider

  • @Nezuko142
    @Nezuko142 4 роки тому +10

    Love it to watch the videos of you both together. Always a pleasure cuz I always have to laugh when I see your videos. Greetings from a Croat living in Germany 🇭🇷🇩🇪🇸🇪. Btw good luck tonight Sweden is playing against Croatia. I love both countries ❤️🇭🇷❤️🇸🇪.

  • @CopCat
    @CopCat 4 роки тому +8

    Even when just sitting and talking to the camera, Anomaly somehow still manages to make a huge mess.

  • @acesgamer2194
    @acesgamer2194 4 роки тому +2

    Yoooo your channel almost at 1M subs!

  • @electrosquid8325
    @electrosquid8325 3 роки тому +11

    Netflix: "Are you still watching?"
    Someones daughter 2:59

  • @kaan704
    @kaan704 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks for the shoutout :) 👌
    (If you didnt watch he shoutouted to turkey because a turkish man helped papa)

  • @adnanbeatmaker
    @adnanbeatmaker 4 роки тому +81

    I was just watching "All The Times I Almost Died"(Anomaly Version) and this one comes out🤣🤣

  • @oscarsj3348
    @oscarsj3348 4 роки тому +30

    13:07
    “He was walking on the bridge to get to the bridge”?

    • @AkmBeats16
      @AkmBeats16 4 роки тому +4

      you know, he was drunk

    • @angelicanyberg85
      @angelicanyberg85 4 роки тому +2

      The bridge is a part of a boat where you usaully steer it

  • @eliaspettersson7843
    @eliaspettersson7843 4 роки тому +6

    14:48
    Anomaly:"what happened to the Mike?"
    Papanomaly:" are you okay mike? "

    • @ImZhald
      @ImZhald Рік тому

      "shut the f*ck up... And let me die in peace" - mike ehrmantraut

  • @graaxii7948
    @graaxii7948 3 роки тому +4

    "kom då gubbjävel" fucking had me dead

  • @arhancakr7496
    @arhancakr7496 4 роки тому +11

    Wow we actually saved papa. I'm proud haha. Love from turkey 🇹🇷🇸🇪

  • @killers_zombies3127
    @killers_zombies3127 4 роки тому +1

    Hi anomaly u may remember counter stirik for kids right? Yeah i have been nolifing that game and would want to do a match with you i. That counter stirik game and i do appreaciate your videos u make me laugh a lot u curedy CRIPPLING DEPPRESION and u de best it would mean alot to me if you would play with me IF YES heart my comment u can do it anytime

  • @vickeloco2124
    @vickeloco2124 4 роки тому +6

    3:16 Universal but he is playing 20th century FOX

  • @Ahonen.0
    @Ahonen.0 4 роки тому +1

    Nice video and do the weird diseases video it would be very nice

  • @antonyzadymiarz2554
    @antonyzadymiarz2554 4 роки тому +7

    2:59 thats how they got the chewbacca sounds

  • @joewatkins1667
    @joewatkins1667 4 роки тому +1

    this is great i love this content, no pressure to always post CS vids (as much as i love them)

  • @Russak_80
    @Russak_80 3 роки тому +8

    8:31 Anomaly laught like the Musik in among us 😂

  • @CSGOLegendaryGaming
    @CSGOLegendaryGaming 4 роки тому +3

    Papanomaly:8 floor scy scraper
    Anomaly: draws 7 floor dirt hut

  • @itsjustjoniel
    @itsjustjoniel 3 роки тому +4

    1:49 i gotta admit that is a good drawing

  • @lemon6014
    @lemon6014 4 роки тому +20

    "If u smoke, instantly to hell"
    grandma :(

  • @vukdognar819
    @vukdognar819 4 роки тому +20

    Zoro will be missed , best doge ever

  • @aldozulfikar54
    @aldozulfikar54 Рік тому +2

    Being consistently headshot by Anomaly, is a miracle that Papanomaly still survive to this day

  • @Kanezumii
    @Kanezumii 4 роки тому +12

    6:40 `Don't smoke you go to hell instantly`
    Boys we found a way to go straight to hell. I'm opening the hell portal, get ready. The hellhounds might bite.

  • @AliOnurGeven
    @AliOnurGeven 4 роки тому +1

    We love you too Anormaly!!!!11! Greetings from Turkey

  • @wakkazyanke
    @wakkazyanke 4 роки тому +4

    Greetings from Turkey. If papanomaly needs our help again, call the carpet man Ahmet. He'll throw some carpets to save papanomaly.

    • @tealri8267
      @tealri8267 4 роки тому +1

      maarhaba, I sell carpet

    • @wakkazyanke
      @wakkazyanke 4 роки тому +1

      @@tealri8267 yes my friend, i sell carpet to get internet and play cs go friend yes

    • @tealri8267
      @tealri8267 4 роки тому

      @@wakkazyanke yes my friend i pay 400tl for internet to sell karpet from ethernet yes men

    • @wakkazyanke
      @wakkazyanke 4 роки тому

      @@tealri8267 yes men, you missed one 0 there men lira is worthless atm, yes men

  • @renatevtodienco7024
    @renatevtodienco7024 4 роки тому +16

    Dumb Ways To Die: Papa Edition

  • @ianswildoutthere
    @ianswildoutthere 4 роки тому +4

    I had a very similar story to papa's nail story, except it wasn't in water. The weird thing was, I didn't feel pain, like him, but I got the most uncomfortable sensation that shot up my leg. It felt like that feeling you get after extreme pins and needles and you muscles all of a sudden tense up.

  • @smr6925
    @smr6925 4 роки тому +1

    Bruh hows he even alive hahaha, keep up the great work!

  • @rockey994
    @rockey994 4 роки тому +13

    Last time I clicked this early was when I was still a happy, not depressed person.

    • @xxxx626
      @xxxx626 4 роки тому +1

      you good bro?

    • @AONE_.
      @AONE_. 4 роки тому

      @@xxxx626 no i suffer from clicicnal depresisionj

    • @Bigiidagoe
      @Bigiidagoe 4 роки тому

      you good? need help?

    • @J.Lalrindika
      @J.Lalrindika 4 роки тому

      Last time you are early , you were still round

  • @corgihhabana5054
    @corgihhabana5054 4 роки тому +12

    4:34 “JIZZ”

  • @antoniom4863
    @antoniom4863 4 роки тому +4

    id rather sit and hear papa's tales than listening how my parents got to school

  • @SwedishHitman
    @SwedishHitman 4 роки тому +3

    Papa: Are you ok mic?
    People named Mike: Yes i am ok Papa

  • @simun2955
    @simun2955 4 роки тому +4

    Netflix:are you still watching
    Some girls boyfriend 1:16

  • @num_sax2052
    @num_sax2052 4 роки тому +10

    7:08 this got me dead. I was drinking water and spit it everywhere

    • @naksu444
      @naksu444 3 роки тому

      same wtf i just took sip of water and almost spat it everywhere

  • @g3nuz
    @g3nuz 4 роки тому +4

    I don't have any ideas for a meme, but all I can say is just Papanomaly is the best dad ever

  • @martonviszlai549
    @martonviszlai549 4 роки тому +1

    Hey anomaly I have a question. Am I an anergy dring addict if I dring 2 monsters a day. Pls reply u r my favorite UA-camr (it would mean the world to me)

  • @nytey540
    @nytey540 4 роки тому +5

    13:08 “Papa was on one of these small bridges that you have to walk across to get to the bridge”

  • @abstractguyxd7973
    @abstractguyxd7973 3 роки тому +2

    Papanomaly is so adorable on that thumbnail UvU

    • @Ton3b
      @Ton3b 3 роки тому

      You le big gey

  • @lilboi6197
    @lilboi6197 4 роки тому +3

    4:23 best merch plug ever

  • @kirbon2631
    @kirbon2631 4 роки тому +1

    Please , make more videos like this !!!! It's so F**ING COOL !!!!!

  • @el6702
    @el6702 4 роки тому +4

    I need an hour of a videos like this 😂😂😂

  • @whussthadeal3798
    @whussthadeal3798 4 роки тому +1

    Omg that is such a good idea do story times

  • @Siekiera11122
    @Siekiera11122 3 роки тому +7

    3:06 thats 20 century fox theme song , not universe

  • @klusher5556
    @klusher5556 4 роки тому +1

    You guys are going to kill off that Irish Setter? Shame, ours passed away almost a year ago. The new one is hyper af

  • @cxpe1820
    @cxpe1820 4 роки тому +23

    Me : *sees new video and wants to watch it*
    My WiFi : no.

    • @kill3rbamb146
      @kill3rbamb146 4 роки тому

      Same. My shit cuts out every 5 minutes for 20 minutes at a time every day

    • @pit5102
      @pit5102 4 роки тому

      @@kill3rbamb146 tf

    • @kill3rbamb146
      @kill3rbamb146 4 роки тому

      @@pit5102 yeah i live in a small town and every day from 6 am to roughly 11 am my wifi does this. Then at night it's starts at 8 pm and quits at 3 am
      And will go out once or twice at a time between these time frames. The company wants $60 to come and fix it.

    • @pit5102
      @pit5102 4 роки тому

      @@kill3rbamb146 is $60 a lot since i live in the uk and i don’t know the pricing differences

    • @kill3rbamb146
      @kill3rbamb146 4 роки тому

      @@pit5102 50.70 euro
      Edit sorry just realized UK: 37.89 pound

  • @ristokaratisto6068
    @ristokaratisto6068 4 роки тому +2

    This needs a part 2.This was hilarious

  • @frederik3461
    @frederik3461 4 роки тому +60

    5 sec into video: So papa got hurt by our dog. Sounds like an excuse for you hitting him? Sus

    • @hatnis
      @hatnis 4 роки тому +1

      Bro he literally mentions the dog has rabies and hes being put down..

    • @MCLegionaire
      @MCLegionaire 4 роки тому +8

      @@hatnis Judging by Papa's laugh when Anomaly said that.
      I dont think so.

    • @sussybaka6106
      @sussybaka6106 4 роки тому +2

      please dont use "sus" outside of among us

    • @MCLegionaire
      @MCLegionaire 4 роки тому

      @@sussybaka6106 Kinda sus not gonna lie...

    • @frederik3461
      @frederik3461 4 роки тому

      @@sussybaka6106 why? its kinda sus you dont like me susing, you hiding something?

  • @LillyAvali
    @LillyAvali 4 роки тому +1

    your videos make me feel better about my accent

  • @rick999h
    @rick999h 4 роки тому +13

    Papas some close moments before dying. hahahah

  • @PsyneX
    @PsyneX 4 роки тому +5

    4:02 well at least now we know that anomaly wasnt adopted

  • @MrKrypt
    @MrKrypt 4 роки тому +13

    3:00 vikings during a battle

  • @shockingbelt4532
    @shockingbelt4532 4 роки тому +9

    I remember when I was like 6 or 7 I think, I went to my cousins house in Texas (it was a very big brick house) and we were having a barbecue and I went into the pool with my dad and I didn’t know how to swim. I was hanging onto the pool noodle he had until I had the great idea to let go, long story short, I sunk to the bottom of the like 6 or 5 foot pool and accepted death. Then I just had the urge to get out so I climbed up 2 slopes in the pool somehow and when I got up and literally no one cared or noticed.

  • @oscarsj3348
    @oscarsj3348 4 роки тому +35

    F in the chat for Zorro😔

  • @Mat8610
    @Mat8610 Рік тому +1

    make video about deaseas which would be fun to watch

  • @chairlesscrocodile
    @chairlesscrocodile 4 роки тому +4

    I've stepped on a sea urchin 4 times now (and im 17) if you get a lot of nails in it really hurts. Also the nails take about 3week to come out (if they brake and are stuck inside)
    Note: the reason i am alive is, i live in Greece and in Greece sea urchins are not poisonous (enough) to kill someone. If you go in more tropic places pls be careful.

  • @atdaclub
    @atdaclub 4 роки тому +2

    I'm leaving a comment, make another vid pls of what dacesis you guys had, story time vids are nice imo :-)

  • @YungFal
    @YungFal 4 роки тому +5

    6:57
    And thats how papanomaly and mamanomaly met

  • @adil8022
    @adil8022 4 роки тому +2

    I want to see what diseases you and papa had. Love your videos man, they always make me laugh

  • @GoPnIK_1
    @GoPnIK_1 4 роки тому +6

    to be honest, all the times almost died by choking.

  • @ido.
    @ido. 4 роки тому +1

    the shirts look hella fire

  • @creedpiet1681
    @creedpiet1681 4 роки тому +4

    So most of the stories from papanomaly starts with: "So he was drunk and then ..." 😆😆😆

  • @Andrei-ou8bj
    @Andrei-ou8bj 4 роки тому +1

    Weeee want a video about your diseases, this sounds fun !

  • @pedrothethird2778
    @pedrothethird2778 4 роки тому +4

    Dude I immediately clicked here after I saw the notification!

    • @klirtek
      @klirtek 4 роки тому +2

      Gang gang im always at least after half an hour

    • @connor1533
      @connor1533 4 роки тому +1

      Gang gang

  • @patrickfield9964
    @patrickfield9964 3 роки тому +1

    Anomaly: 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝟮𝟬𝘁𝗵 𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘂𝗿𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝘅 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗴
    Also Anomaly: Playing the Universal intro in the background

  • @elliot5986
    @elliot5986 4 роки тому +3

    Papa gets diarrhea
    Anomaly: Times papa almoost died

    • @elliot5986
      @elliot5986 4 роки тому

      @Random Pepega in the chat lmao

  • @thebrainlessguy1494
    @thebrainlessguy1494 3 роки тому

    7:07 LOL ''If Igor didn't pull me back i would have fall''

  • @timteo97
    @timteo97 4 роки тому +2

    13:42 Turkish Chads allways ready to help 🇹🇷

  • @AntiFurry_Republic2024
    @AntiFurry_Republic2024 3 роки тому +1

    Anomaly: all of papa is nasty
    Papa: yeah

  • @maxknuit5272
    @maxknuit5272 4 роки тому +3

    am i the only one that thinks that papa is imortal

  • @randomslav4721
    @randomslav4721 4 роки тому +1

    Do a decease video and also unpopular opinions 2# please Anomaly

  • @CptRussiaXD
    @CptRussiaXD 4 роки тому +12

    Papa has almost died more times then the amount of suicide attempts I've had xddddddddd

    • @Cmonbruh8549
      @Cmonbruh8549 4 роки тому +1

      Don't give up. You can do it if you try hard enough!

  • @robbery0
    @robbery0 3 роки тому +1

    best channel ever!