i would pay to see those two doing an hour long stand up on those sort of word conundrums. Anderson: My cousin was servin jumbo shrimp. Hart: Man how is a shrimp supposed to be jumbo. Its a shrimp! Stuff like that i imagine.
My biology teacher in highschool asked if we knew the difference between mouse and rat and I deadass gave this logic. Everyone thought I was just dumb.
The Nothing Philosophy Two guys sit on a bench in a park: “Hey man, ya know how the Greeks had Gods for different things?” “Yea, I know that shit crazy!” “Well what if there’s a God of Nothing!” “Wait! Hold on, a God of Nothing?” “Yea! A God of Nothing!” “Man that don’t make no sense, how can a God be a God of Nothing, he would be nothing!” “Yea but....there would be nothing he couldn’t be.” “Woah man, so you tellin me, he can be nothing and something at the same time!?” “No you can’t be something and nothing at the same time man that shit would be redundant!” “But him being the God of Nothing would mean that there’s nothing he can’t be the God of!” “Oh my god, so that would mean that nothing is something and something could be nothing!?” “That’s what I’m sayin fool! You could have nothing and still have something because nothing is something!” “Alright backup a second, so if I had nothing and the God of Nothing gave me something, would I then have something or would I have nothing?” “Man you would have nothing because if the God of Nothing gave you something, it would be nothing because he’s the God of Nothing!” “But there’s nothing he couldn’t give me! Meaning that I would have something!” “Hmmmm, shit, I think you just made a fact just now, that’s some real shit!” “Exactly man! If the God of Nothing made everyone on Earth, that would mean that everyone would be something and nothing, all at the same time!” “But man you can’t be nothing and something at the same time, I told you this!” “☝🏻 Unless, you a Zombie!” “DAMN! Man that’s some quantum shit right there! You should be teaching classes, you state dropping that knowledge.” “Yea ima put that on MySpace!”
So you telling me that reappear and disappear at the same time… no man you can’t disappear and reappear at the same, the bitch ani’t David copper-flied 🤣🤣🤣🤣that Line gets me everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Plato: "So you know, he went out of the cave and learned The Truth. Then he came back" Socrates: "Wait a minute. Back up. Where is this cave?" Plato: "We are in it, fool. Everything here is just a shadow of the real world outside" Socrates: "So if you go halfway out of the cave, does that mean you learned The Truth?" Plato: "No, its only if you go all the way out of it" Socrates: "But what if one wants to stay on the threshold?" Plato: "Thats a paradox. You cant be here and outside the cave at the same time. Thats not how it works" Socrates: "But if you go outside the cave and go back, it means you have learned The Truth, so aren't you technically on the threshold, since your body is in the cave, but your mind is outside it?" Plato "...DAMN!!! That is some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that" Socrates: "Im gonna put that on Myspace" Plato: "You do that" *Socrates and Plato laugh and bump their chests against each other, leading to Socrates falling onto the floor*
"How the hell do you turn up missing?" "Because no one knows where you are till they realize you ain't there." *And THAT is how a RBMK Reactor explodes*
For anyone wondering the Writer is "Craig Mazin". I don't even know how he made this switch from pop-sarcastic comedy to Nail-Biting environmental drama. But to do so should be applauded.
I'm still waiting for Anthony Anderson to have an appearance/cameo in one of Kevin Hart's shows. "You interuptin' ma show, nigga." "This is part of the show, so how can I be interruptin' fool?" "SHIT! You see people, that's a fact right there."
That's why i love Scary Movie 3 so much. The writing was actually quite hilarious. And because it was PG-13, they couldn't rely on unfunny sex gags like the first two.
I like Kevin Hart in his older movies way more than his new stuff. He was just another comedian but now he’s always playing the small guy who over exaggerates every scene.
@@bryanleeyf87 Ryan Reynolds is at hit or miss for me. He’s had a few good movies but most of his new stuff is just as bad as all of Kevin Harts new stand up after Laugh at my Pain.
The grandma scene was insane. The beating, throwing in her head first like that in a sewer, and finally closing the lid and saying " that woman raised me from birth " , is just too much ha ha
@@CGBalla1014 That doesn't even make sense as a sentence. Also , they are past the point where they are talking about the guy ( not a "her" ) waking up as a zombie , and are on to talking about how smart he is. Third , turn on the CC. Even youtube says "you stay droppin' out." . Which is paradoxical , but makes sense and goes along with what he is saying. He can "stay droppin out" because he's so smart that he doesn't need further schooling.
Definitely. That black chick, I forget her name, fking hysterical. Her conversation with Shorty in the 1st movie when they're getting off the bus: "Your mother!! Hehehe hehehehe" "Shorty you ma brotha, she yo mama too! Idiot!" "Oh yeah... Your father then! Hehehehehe" "So? I don't know him..." *flips hair walks away* I pooped my pants during that scene.
The fact that Cindy actually gasps “No!” dramatically after Mahalik said “woke up dead!” Like, she didn’t even notice he made a paradox right there…lol.
@@jaithen29 No, but you can’t be gone for one place and show in another place of time, so when you turn ya never missing and when ya missing you never turn up
When movies actually used to be accurately humorous. It was so smart how they delivered the scenes, they made sense, instead of random bs. Which made them intellectually funny & dumb. You actually understood the concept of it.
Ben Postle well is true you donkey. They were delivered in a smart way, that’s why it was funny. Random unplanned shit never had a point or a meaning. it’s either a hit or miss.
@@akumaghilardi2992 I agree. These days movies often tend to be funny in almost the worst moments, so it ends up not being that funny because it's simply just because they're either trying too hard or they just picked the wrong moment to be humorous.
Remember when Kevin Hart was just the short black funny guy in the last few Scary Movies and nobody knew who the hell he was. Hell I even forgot that he was the main character in Soul plane. 😂
@@tonymcneill7779 that movie was extremely underwhelming. I remember I was in 10th grade and showing everyone in my pre-engineering class the trailer on the computer, and it looked so great. Unfortunately only the trailer is great. What a waste of a movie ticket that was. They marketed it like it was made by the exact same team as Scary Movie 3 and 4, which I thought were the 2 funniest movies ever made. We got duped big time
Her skills to be in a comedy and be "the smart one" in this hilarious landscape really was done so well. Whomever cast her (the wayans?) got the perfect one for the job. I do admit the wayan brothers influence in both characters and direction is how we got the better films (in my opinion), but the fact the series could hold it's own even with the "eight mile" wierdness tossed into a horror parody franchise, and 4 being just as good as 1-2 and all that. Anna Farris was this franchise. 5 doesn't exist.
What's funny with the rats and mice argument is that people do tend to think that. They see a mouse outside but they'll call it a rat, and a rat inside is a mouse.
Mice are inside rats are outside But wat if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if the rat is in the house is it a mouse? I don't see no mouse outside that's what I'm sayin That's because it's a rat foo
0:50 In Kevin’s autobiography “I Can’t Make Up This Up” he talks about the creative process of this particular argument - wake up dead. It wasn’t supposed to be that way, Anthony Anderson said the line as scripted but Kevin hated it because it made no sense. So David Zucker, the director, listened to the feedback and allowed Anthony and Kevin to write new dialogue for this scene so they could argue about it
The co-writer of all these scenes Craig Mazin, wrote Chernobyl (series) and is also the Director, writer, creator, and Executive producer of the series Last of Us
Anthony: Right is right and left is left Kevin: So you’re telling me when I see somebody facing me his left is to my left and his right is to my right?
"So you're telling me you can appear and disappear at the same time?" "No you can't appear and disappear at the same time .... the bitch aint David Copperfield!!! " 😂😂
why hasn't anybody written a movie with just these two characters ???
i would pay to see those two doing an hour long stand up on those sort of word conundrums.
Anderson: My cousin was servin jumbo shrimp.
Hart: Man how is a shrimp supposed to be jumbo. Its a shrimp!
Stuff like that i imagine.
BECAUSE you can be a shrimp but still be jumbo but not be a jumbo and still be a shrimp
cashchico because jumbo shrimp means more shrimp to eat.
Shakie SugarShine unless... you a jumbo
X-_Quikscopezz_ -X wow. that totally makes sense, u blog that.
My biology teacher in highschool asked if we knew the difference between mouse and rat and I deadass gave this logic. Everyone thought I was just dumb.
I needed this laugh oh my gosh
i still think this logic is fr.
There's mice on the moons of Uranus.
@@couch.patati-patata wait, mice outside? aren't that rats?
@@couch.patati-patata That's ice.
It’s 2020 and this is still some of the best film footage ever captured
Unless you a Zombie lol
@@jessycajohnson9924 u should be teaching classes
@@rishab9372 ok lol
@@jessycajohnson9924 yeah girl! That's how the Mafia works 😎
@@rishab9372 😘😘😘
"I'm going to put that on MySpace."
I feel old. :'(
You know it still exists right?
@@DavidMartinez-ce3lp
Not sure where you got that from my comment, but I'm aware it still exist.
That's some quantum shit right there
quantum mechanics and such
that line crack me up
I still use that line today
The Nothing Philosophy
Two guys sit on a bench in a park:
“Hey man, ya know how the Greeks had Gods for different things?”
“Yea, I know that shit crazy!”
“Well what if there’s a God of Nothing!”
“Wait! Hold on, a God of Nothing?”
“Yea! A God of Nothing!”
“Man that don’t make no sense, how can a God be a God of Nothing, he would be nothing!”
“Yea but....there would be nothing he couldn’t be.”
“Woah man, so you tellin me, he can be nothing and something at the same time!?”
“No you can’t be something and nothing at the same time man that shit would be redundant!”
“But him being the God of Nothing would mean that there’s nothing he can’t be the God of!”
“Oh my god, so that would mean that nothing is something and something could be nothing!?”
“That’s what I’m sayin fool! You could have nothing and still have something because nothing is something!”
“Alright backup a second, so if I had nothing and the God of Nothing gave me something, would I then have something or would I have nothing?”
“Man you would have nothing because if the God of Nothing gave you something, it would be nothing because he’s the God of Nothing!”
“But there’s nothing he couldn’t give me! Meaning that I would have something!”
“Hmmmm, shit, I think you just made a fact just now, that’s some real shit!”
“Exactly man! If the God of Nothing made everyone on Earth, that would mean that everyone would be something and nothing, all at the same time!”
“But man you can’t be nothing and something at the same time, I told you this!”
“☝🏻 Unless, you a Zombie!”
“DAMN! Man that’s some quantum shit right there! You should be teaching classes, you state dropping that knowledge.”
“Yea ima put that on MySpace!”
damn yea you just made a fact just now thats some real shit
''That woman raised me from birth'' ... priceless!
Invict089 that woman RAISED him from birth and he threw her DOWN the manhole xD endless paradox
Why he beat her up tho?
@@kinghyperion6849 thought she was a zombie
Haha
@@martintovar3225 I think none of them were zombies... Watch the movie
“I never seen a mouse outside, that’s what I’m saying” 😂
That's because it's a rat fool...
Lmao 😂😂😂
Unless.... it's a zombie
LOL! The way he said it with his lips all turnt up LOL!
Damn, That's some quantum shit right there.
“Cause nobody knows where you are, when they realize you ain’t there”.
What’s hilarious about these is that they actually make sense 🤣🤣
😂😂
I still don’t get this. Can anybody explain this?
@@vishybreh it means if you can't find the person at their usual place, then you would not have a clue where that person might be....
@@bryanleeyf87 bro I have no idea why I couldn’t understand that the million times when I watched, but when I read your comment it made sense lmao
So you telling me that reappear and disappear at the same time… no man you can’t disappear and reappear at the same, the bitch ani’t David copper-flied 🤣🤣🤣🤣that Line gets me everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's some Socrates and Plato kinda philosophy
Yeah.
@@Coffeetime110 colorised, literally, lol
It really is though
Except for the “unless you a zombie” part I didn’t get that
Plato: "So you know, he went out of the cave and learned The Truth. Then he came back"
Socrates: "Wait a minute. Back up. Where is this cave?"
Plato: "We are in it, fool. Everything here is just a shadow of the real world outside"
Socrates: "So if you go halfway out of the cave, does that mean you learned The Truth?"
Plato: "No, its only if you go all the way out of it"
Socrates: "But what if one wants to stay on the threshold?"
Plato: "Thats a paradox. You cant be here and outside the cave at the same time. Thats not how it works"
Socrates: "But if you go outside the cave and go back, it means you have learned The Truth, so aren't you technically on the threshold, since your body is in the cave, but your mind is outside it?"
Plato "...DAMN!!! That is some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that"
Socrates: "Im gonna put that on Myspace"
Plato: "You do that"
*Socrates and Plato laugh and bump their chests against each other, leading to Socrates falling onto the floor*
“How the hell do you wake up dead?”
😂😂😂
'Cause you alive when you go to sleep.
'So you're telling me that you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?'
@@robbirob557 You can't go to bed dead, man. That s*** would be redundant.
@@danofsteel785 cuz you can go to bed and not be dead and you can die but not be in the bed
@@mrmess171 But you are in the bed man. That's how you wake up dead in the first place, fool!
The writer of the critically acclaimed HBO series Chernobyl co-wrote these scenes.
No wonder scary movie 3 was so good, in fact, I thought it was the best.
"How the hell do you turn up missing?"
"Because no one knows where you are till they realize you ain't there."
*And THAT is how a RBMK Reactor explodes*
Citizen Khan Unless, you a zombie
DAMN! That's some quantum shit right there
For anyone wondering the Writer is "Craig Mazin". I don't even know how he made this switch from pop-sarcastic comedy to Nail-Biting environmental drama. But to do so should be applauded.
"The bitch aint david Copperfield"
Always gets me 🤣
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Usa vs russian version
"So you're telling me that you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?" LMAO
you cant go to bed deadthat shit would be redundant!
Keith Carlos but you can go to bed and not be dead and you can die but not be in the bed
Matt Gerrish but you are in the bed man thats how you wake dead in the first place fool!
Keith Carlos Damn! That's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes now. You straight dropping knowledge!
Matt Gerrish JUST TELL ME WHO CAN HELP ME!!
"Why don't we stop living over here, and move over there?"
@Jason Bustos For real? I heard she got evicted.
Mr.JWinn 13 word? What for?
@@synnexLIVE Mice? I thought she had rats
Mr.JWinn 13 why don't we take our eviction and push it somewhere else?!
McLarenBMW You hella killed the vibe smh
"My Aunt Shaniqua used to live over there... But that bitch got evicted". That line still gets me nearly 20 years later! 🤣
“But that bitch got evicted” 🤣
I realized Aunt Shaniqua is the girl (Queen Latifa) that Cindy goes to see.
Like nigga lived where 😂😂
Damn 17 years. That shit is still genius compares to the souless crap now
@@ny__bandz5396 i love that line too much i used to replay it and die everytime
“Unless your a zombie” most random ass counter in a argument that actually worked💀 oh n I feel bad for kids they don’t know what MySpace is smh
Its not random. They were already talking about zombies. And the girl he talked about heard a zombie going through trash can.
you're
When you're a zombie, your body might be here, but your personality is missing. That's how you turn up missing.
@@perehaddi8969 daym. that's some quantum shit right there !
@@RAMIR3Z0 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You cant go to bed dead man, that shit would be redundant." 😭
Exactly ! You'd destroy a perfectly good mattress when decomposing. 😆
Unless.... You a zombie
@@Equinsu_Ocha69
Unless you stopped living up here... and starting living over there
@@starset4life175 My aunt shaniqua lives over there
Best line in the movie 😂
“What if we stop living over here and move over there”
My aunt shaniqua lived over there
sgillman16 the Bitch got a evicted
Simple words with life changing consequences
@@1998Agee word? What for?
@@ninjagofire02 mice? I thought she had rats
These never get old. XD
Brandon Preach it brother!
Yes i agree 😊
I like how they’re not even trying to solve the serious problem anymore and they’re just so caught up in their philosophical debate. 😂 😆
The most logical argument is the turn up missing one 🤔😂, because you never really turn up if you are still missing 😭😭
Unless the people looking for you can't find you, then you're missing in one place, and turn up in another?
George Brown exactly because when you turn up somewhere you are there but when you are missing you are not there .
Unless you a zombie then your body can turn up, but your personality is missing
UNLESS.. you a zombie
Unless...u a zombie
"I'm gonna put that on myspace"... and now facebook is full of "Unless you a zombie" with his picture.
2017 here
My nika, I'm back from 1892 to 1352.
u time travel?
2019 herw
2019
They could have their own movie
I agree.
I agree to.
Someone need to call Netflix and get this shit made.....now!
@@Godfather9814 yeah bro
I'm still waiting for Anthony Anderson to have an appearance/cameo in one of Kevin Hart's shows.
"You interuptin' ma show, nigga."
"This is part of the show, so how can I be interruptin' fool?"
"SHIT! You see people, that's a fact right there."
I miss the days when parody movies were actually clever instead of being wall to wall pop culture references.
That's why i love Scary Movie 3 so much. The writing was actually quite hilarious. And because it was PG-13, they couldn't rely on unfunny sex gags like the first two.
@@BigBossSquirtleimagine thinking the first 2 were unfunny when most of parody movies after the early 2000s have nothing but references and that’s it?
I like Kevin Hart in his older movies way more than his new stuff. He was just another comedian but now he’s always playing the small guy who over exaggerates every scene.
@@flapjackssyrup3905pretty much any celebrity that made it to the big stage.. See The Rock, Ryan Reynolds, Jack Black.
@@bryanleeyf87 Ryan Reynolds is at hit or miss for me. He’s had a few good movies but most of his new stuff is just as bad as all of Kevin Harts new stand up after Laugh at my Pain.
"You can't go to bed dead" is one of my favorite lines from this movie.
Definitely
I quote this every day!
@MFFUniverse unless... you are a zombie. That`s shit is hilarious because it is also an answer for almost all their theories 💀
We use to relive that scene in the locker room all the time 😂
How do you turn up missing?
Because nobody knows where you are when they realise you aint there
UNLESS...
+hayderimran7 YOU A ZOMBIE
+Bass Aholics damn that's some plausible shit right there
+Chato Santana Imma put that on myspace
Imagine if these two had their own movie! xD 10/10 would watch
9.9/10
Yes
K-Matt Let me remind you that in 4th one they had brokeback scene
K-Matt
OH MY GODD YOURE RIGHT
It'd be like Cheech and chong!!!
vanthursday
The grandma scene was insane. The beating, throwing in her head first like that in a sewer, and finally closing the lid and saying " that woman raised me from birth " , is just too much ha ha
“LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY GRAND MOMMA!!” 😂😂😂
28jjman I swear that’s my favorite part and then he said that woman raised me from birth as he carelessly through her down the manhole 🕳😂😂😂😂😂😂
*throws her down the sewer
"That woman raised me from birth"
That line kills me. 😂
“That woman raised me from birth”
His grandmama is the same old woman he punch in brendas wake
“Unless...☝️ you a zombie.” 😂😂 I die every time
the finger emoji😭😭
probably the best use of that emoji I've ever seen. well done.
@@CB-rv2lj I swear 😂
That's some quantum shit
Unless ☝️ you 🫵🏽 a zombie
"You should be teachin classes you stay droppin knowledge" That's the part that always does me in
+The Chief I rather heard "You should be teaching classes you stay dropping out" :-)
Tchissem Massissou lol
@ It is "You stay droppin' out"
“State dropping now” is what I hear. Like he’s dropping knowledge about the ‘state’ she was in when she went to bed.
@@CGBalla1014 That doesn't even make sense as a sentence. Also , they are past the point where they are talking about the guy ( not a "her" ) waking up as a zombie , and are on to talking about how smart he is. Third , turn on the CC. Even youtube says "you stay droppin' out." . Which is paradoxical , but makes sense and goes along with what he is saying. He can "stay droppin out" because he's so smart that he doesn't need further schooling.
Best part about these is they sound like natural conversations 🤣
In my opinion the black people from all the scary movies were the funniest characters...and the president too xD
Definitely. That black chick, I forget her name, fking hysterical.
Her conversation with Shorty in the 1st movie when they're getting off the bus:
"Your mother!! Hehehe hehehehe"
"Shorty you ma brotha, she yo mama too! Idiot!"
"Oh yeah... Your father then! Hehehehehe"
"So? I don't know him..." *flips hair walks away*
I pooped my pants during that scene.
Probably because the movies were directed by the Wayans who are black.
Wasnt the majority of the people in the scary movies BLACK ?
UNOgard they only directed the first two
Especially the president hahahaa
"That woman raised me from birth"
me: *changes the TV source from HDMI 1 to HDMI 2*
my grandma : 1:09
Hell nah 🤣🤣
It's funny cus it's true xDD
My grandma: 2:52
Lmao
😂😂😂 Funniest comment
I love the names. Its always some hood ass name. Aunt Shaniqua , Jamaal from 90th Street and Lashandra from 120th. Lmao.
The streets being some high ass numbers 😂
“That shit would be redundant.”
"YOU CAN'T GO TO BED DEAD"
I'M DEAD IN THIS LINE
I beg to differ . When you’re in the bed you are already going to sleep so just before you fall asleep you die . Going to bed dead .
What if you die standing up then fall down to the bed lol
Ur pretty much dead cuz ur sleeping
How could you be dead and still be able to post a comment?
@@Mr.Spanglish_94 because he didn’t wake up dead, he went to sleep dead
It's so funny because everything they're both saying makes 100% sense if you really think about it lmao
Random Hairline not the rat and mice thing 🤣 a mouse doesn't become a rat just because it goes outside??
Robert Rivas that's the point
Robert Rivas but do you ever see mice outside
nnightkingj i have seen more mice outside than inside yeah 😂
nnightkingj that's cause its a rat fool😂
The fact that Cindy actually gasps “No!” dramatically after Mahalik said “woke up dead!” Like, she didn’t even notice he made a paradox right there…lol.
“Shawna on 120th street she told me she heard a zombie going through her trash the other day the next morning she turned up missin” best line
Kevin hart : Back up how do you turn up missing ?
@@Redirishaussie1206 because nobody knows where you are when they realize you aint there
@@Avatarof-xk5fp Woah, so you’re telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time?
@@chaudcarte “the bitch ain’t David copperfield”
@@jaithen29 No, but you can’t be gone for one place and show in another place of time, so when you turn ya never missing and when ya missing you never turn up
“You should be teaching classes, you stay droppin’ knowledge!”
How in the hell do you turn up missing?
Cause nobody know where you are when they realize you ain't there!
That's...actually a logical answer.
SirVolcy but if you turned up then you weren't missing.
SirVolcy it does but it doesn’t answer the question lmao 😂
kinda thought of it, all of their arguments are logically patterned to one another.
That shit doesn’t make sense though lmao 😂
Unless ☝️ you a zombie
"THAT SOME QUANTUM SHIT RIGHT THERE" - LMAO
“Cause nobody knows where you are when they realize you ain’t there!”
That shit has me rolling. Lol
This is some quantum shit there..
Love that line xD
Basically the entire MCU plotline xD
I just realized this is Kevin Heart, lol.
Hart* :D
***** Fart
Before he got famous. Hart in Scary Movie 3, 4 & his cameo in 40 yr old virgin were the best
Jonathan Parker and superhero movie
Because he’s infinitely funnier here than as a standup
"Imma put that on myspace" 😂😂😂 I feel old damn
"That's some plausible shit right there."
Unless.... You a zombie
When you are versed and you are from the hood
I come here once a month just to laugh !! Lol the way he said "you can't go to bed dead"
Montarius Hall thatshit would be redundant
That shit would be redundant!
Man, that shit would be redundant!
0:57
Lol it’s the best part
Ah, remember when Myspace was a thing? Good times.
Trevon Womack this is from 2 diff movies. That line,is from the 4th one which came out in the late 2000s
Lmao I think my old account is still up and active haha 😂
Fuck tom
@@omarzaragoza7432 he was my only friend dawg
Omar Zaragoza Someone’s been sucking off Mark.
That argument about turning up missing was too deep for me to keep up with lmao
When movies actually used to be accurately humorous.
It was so smart how they delivered the scenes, they made sense, instead of random bs. Which made them intellectually funny & dumb. You actually understood the concept of it.
@@BanditLeader da faq?
“accurately humorous”
“intellectually funny”
ok
Ben Postle well is true you donkey.
They were delivered in a smart way, that’s why it was funny.
Random unplanned shit never had a point or a meaning. it’s either a hit or miss.
@@akumaghilardi2992 I agree. These days movies often tend to be funny in almost the worst moments, so it ends up not being that funny because it's simply just because they're either trying too hard or they just picked the wrong moment to be humorous.
@@Coffeetime110 They are one of the few that know what they're doing, thankfully.
"I'm gonna put that shite on MySpace !" 😂👌👍
Ahhh we're so old. 🤕😓😫
Anyone remember Bebo???
@@jcbanbury I'm still digesting Tik Tok. 😃
I'm so old, I know what a 3 1/2 floppy is.
FRIENDFACE
@@Harmthuria I remember SCSI & ZIP drives. 😄
Please give these guys their own movie!
I'd watch it!
"The bitch ain't david copperfield" is now added to my phrases of choice
*"Cause nobody knows where you are when they realize you ain't there"* 😂
"the bitch aint david copperfield" kills me every time
Remember when Kevin Hart was just the short black funny guy in the last few Scary Movies and nobody knew who the hell he was. Hell I even forgot that he was the main character in Soul plane. 😂
maya summers He was also in Superhero Movie, circa 2008.
Lol yup
He was also the albino in Epic Movie.
@@tonymcneill7779 that movie was extremely underwhelming. I remember I was in 10th grade and showing everyone in my pre-engineering class the trailer on the computer, and it looked so great. Unfortunately only the trailer is great. What a waste of a movie ticket that was.
They marketed it like it was made by the exact same team as Scary Movie 3 and 4, which I thought were the 2 funniest movies ever made. We got duped big time
@@tonymcneill7779 no i think that was Jordan Peele
throws grandmother down the sewer "that woman raised me from birth" my favorite line
2:28
That's the best "damn" I've ever heard.
+Alexander Engström nope friday wins that one for sure
Craig and smokey have the best one ever nobody will ever top that
2:04
I’ll always love Anna faris. She’s seriously underrated. The first “scary movie” is all her.
Honorable mention to Shorty and Doofy/Ghostface
Love her in Mom
The first scary movie is all the Wayans
Her skills to be in a comedy and be "the smart one" in this hilarious landscape really was done so well. Whomever cast her (the wayans?) got the perfect one for the job. I do admit the wayan brothers influence in both characters and direction is how we got the better films (in my opinion), but the fact the series could hold it's own even with the "eight mile" wierdness tossed into a horror parody franchise, and 4 being just as good as 1-2 and all that. Anna Farris was this franchise. 5 doesn't exist.
Worth checking out "Smiley Face" if you're a fan of Anna 👌🏻
"Cause nobody know where you are when they realize you ain't there!"
omgg LOL
How do they make perfect sense while seemingly talking perfect nonsense... such craft can not be easily learned
Can you guys appear and disappear at the same time?
"Y'all know Jamal from 90th street?"
Nope, but I know Dashonda from 120th street
I was already laughing at the dialogue but when Cindy picked up Kevin Hart I died. that was genius.
That was friggin hilarious:D. On an unrelated note, how the hell are we back here on these videoclips in august 2019
@@Ilchino1I'm on an old school parody movies binge, you?
Damn
crying again as a rewatch it... shit is hilarious
"She told me that she heard a zombie going through her trash the other day" hahahahahaha
"That's some plausible shit right there" 2:04 LMFAO
What's funny with the rats and mice argument is that people do tend to think that. They see a mouse outside but they'll call it a rat, and a rat inside is a mouse.
Sadly the teenager me believed that argument after seeing this movie.
That's some quantum shit right there.
What if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat?
I ain't seen no mouse outside
@@muratgumus8195 that’s cause it’s a rat fool...
The part where he says “So you telling me” is great
- "ZOMBIES!"
-"DAYUM" *throws pole at the zombie,knocking him down*
Imagine, raising someone from birth then he just let eat his punches and throw you in a manhole.
“What if we stop living here, and move over there!” LOL
"Unless u a zombie" LMFAO!!!
Riko Sato never gets old 🤣🤣
"I'm a put that on MySpace" damn this is old lol
damn. kevin really started at the bottom with tiny movie roles and worked his way up to the top comedian in the game. thats amazing. got to respect it
I don't know why, but this logic still makes sense to this day.
These two need to make a movie.
"ZOMBIE!"
1st thing they do is not run away but proceed to beat the crap out of em, LOL
So glad both these guys have found even more success! Freaking hilarious!
“You can’t go to bed dead man that shit would be redundant”
“Look at what they did to my Grandmama” 😭💀
Can we all just pause and take a moment to appreciate the "AAAWWWWWHHHHHH" as Grandma gets thrown down the sewer? 2:53
Mice are inside rats are outside
But wat if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if the rat is in the house is it a mouse?
I don't see no mouse outside that's what I'm sayin
That's because it's a rat foo
Damn yo you might of just a made a fact that's some real shit
and when mice climb trees they become squirrels
@@stanfield3239 😂
@@stanfield3239 so you tellin me that a squirrel can go off a tree and be a mouse?
@@TheyCallMeDio yes, the squirrels become mice when they get on the ground. And also, when mice wear leather jackets, they become bats
0:46 "I heard Jamal from 90th Street. He watched that tape last week and this morning, he woke up dead" XD
The way he throws her down the sewer still gets me everytime lmaoo
Petition for A Standalone Mahalik and CJ movie
George was much more believable than Tom as the token white friend.
0:50 In Kevin’s autobiography “I Can’t Make Up This Up” he talks about the creative process of this particular argument - wake up dead. It wasn’t supposed to be that way, Anthony Anderson said the line as scripted but Kevin hated it because it made no sense. So David Zucker, the director, listened to the feedback and allowed Anthony and Kevin to write new dialogue for this scene so they could argue about it
dd..d..DAMN! THATS SOME QUANTUM SHIT RIGHT THERE.
Wenger out.
"You should blog about that"
"Imma put that shit on MySpace"
Doesnt get more 2004 than that
2006
Deadass, I put that “unless you a zombie” on my MySpace circa 2005
The co-writer of all these scenes Craig Mazin, wrote Chernobyl (series) and is also the Director, writer, creator, and Executive producer of the series Last of Us
The fact I'm unironically hoping the guy who worked on this has the bigger say over the show than the guy who co-wrote The Last of Us
This is how i imagine the discussions between Socrates and plato
Anthony: Right is right and left is left
Kevin: So you’re telling me when I see somebody facing me his left is to my left and his right is to my right?
Unless you looking in his direction and it's flipped.
That's what they mean by "Mirror Image." We all living in it!
@@CowboyLuigi DAMN, you should be teaching mothahfuckin classes there my man!
@@CowboyLuigi But what if the mirror is mirrored? Then are both sides left?
@@lordhenrykillingbelow8330 Unless, you're a vampire.
@@breezyhillproductions349 SHIT! :o
"So you're telling me you can appear and disappear at the same time?"
"No you can't appear and disappear at the same time .... the bitch aint David Copperfield!!! "
😂😂
The moment Kevin said: "How the hell do you wake up dead?" I knew they were starting another funny argument and that line is great xD
This arguments is deeper than Nolan's inception
This should be shown in EVERY Philosophy class in America.
68 people turned up missing
UNLESS.... They showed up missing 👌
"SO YOU TELLING ME, THAT YOU CAN APPEAR AND DISAPPEAR AT THE SAME TIME"- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Ima put that on MySpace” damnnn thatsbhow old this movie is lol