@@alexanderlittle9786 and 80% of all accidents happen with in 25 miles of your home . So I moved 30 miles away . Lol 🌬🌊 🚀🛸🏎🚗⚡🚕🚛🚚🚙🌩🚜🚓🚒🚑🚐🌧🚎🚌🚲🏍🌪🛵🚴🏼♂️🚴🏿♀️🛴🛹🏃🏼♂️🏃🏼♀️🚶🏼♀️🚶🏼♂️☄
"i told him to feed and bathe Billy, he said he had to post 10 more videos then he'll do it ! I'm sick of it, Simon ! He was late to our wedding because he had to update 5 youtube channels !"
That Bellular dude, he covers general gaming news as well as World of Warcraft mostly. It's kind of a meme at this point, about how many videos he makes. Somebody even said that his gf only gets to see him when she watches his uploads LOL
@@Spartan265 Well... She has stuck with me since 86 because... And I quote, "I always loved corn and you're the corniest person I've ever met." Don't worry too much about searching for the right person. The most amazing folks tend to turn up in the most unlikeliest of places.
As far as theft with the Chinese, we might not call it theft today, but money is one of the leading reasons for divorce. If one spouse was spending irresponsibly, that could lead towards divorce. Especially true if it were a single income family and the non-income earning spouse was the one overspending. It would certainly feel like your spouse was stealing from you.
@@brianbarrett2487 Roman's bathed, unlike most of the Mediterranean, so they mostly smelled ok. On the other hand their favorite food was chopped fish and/or fish guts mixed with spices sealed in a jar and left in the sun to ferment, so their breath was probably worse the the emperors new clothes 😁
@@throow The Roman era version was, it came with parasites that got spread around the empire through the baths (the parasites don't care which end of the digestive tract they enter or leave 😁)
The original meaning of idiot was a free Roman man who didn't use his ability to vote. Back in the day, this could've easily been a highly valid grounds for a divorce.
#1-The euphemism treadmill, no matter how difficult and technical you make the terminology, we will use that to make fun of our friends. Thank you Mr. Stanhope.
I’m surprised you didn’t ICT in that sentence. Everyone here seems to love using the airport code for everything, including things that don’t have a valid reason for the code to be used
The oldest couple that came to file for divorce in Tartu, Estonia, were a bit over 90 both. They married right after school. Their reasons to get divorce were that he was a drunk an abusive, never earned enough money, cheated... Apparently she was all those things too, and didn't cook or clean the house either. When asked why the hell didn't they divorce earlier then, they both answered bashfully, that they didn't want to upset the kids, so they waited for them to die first.
If my family merger were at risk and my hsb threatened divorce for infertility I'd get a similar looking dude and try to get knocked up. It's not JUST the women (Even tho that wasn't necessarily known at the time)
Cathryn Howard was trying to do just that when Henry VIII had her beheaded for treason. She was convinced by a palace faction to take a lover who was similar in looks to Henry in order to provide the aging monarch more male offspring.
@@perrydowd9285 Why am I not surprised after the first ladies he took to the altar (not to mention a bunch he didn't) Henry himself became infertile???
@@johnyoung4163 I'll let you know something. The longer you live, the more experience you have, and the more jokes you hear, and the more people you hear tell same jokes sometimes over and over again, after while you learn a few things. One is that it's not the joke, but he who tells it and how it is told. And Simon use that old joke very well oh, because he didn't point it up to make a big deal out of it because he's intelligent enough to know and has a Nexus experience to perceive that he didn't need to. But it is an old joke. And what you said it's what it's called a flume. That's an adage just basically ignorant yet it's very common to hear because there are many many people in the world who are less than ordinary, and have not that the intelligence there's a perception to realize how stupid it is. These people need to pay attention two others who have more experience and insight than they do. Experience and insight are things that can be shared and can be used not just by the people who possess them, but also by those who listen two thoughts that are worth putting into words instead a spilling forth what they're not qualified to perceive as with or wisdom and achieving nothing but failing to learn anything and simply wasting air. you don't have to be someone like that, John. You're better than that no matter what your age is as long as you have the patience to look a little between the lines for the light that shines Beyond them, and the guts to know the truth and to stand up for it when the need arises. well, I'll see you later. I've got to go look for a needle in a haystack.
In theory non-consummation of a marriage could be defined as one partner using contraception without the knowledge of the other, especially if it was understood that the marriage was for the purpose of producing children.
Technically speaking, the word "idiot" goes back to ancient Greece, and was used to describe someone who kept to their own personal affairs, and couldn't be bothered by the political events or civic issues of the day. Alas! It appears that many of our fellow Americans might qualify for this definition. In India, Muslim men can divorce their wives by saying "I divorce you' three times. In ancient Egypt, divorced women still had equal rights to men - could hold property, etc.
Kibosh an old Irish word I got this from wikipedia its interesting "suggest that it may be from the Irish an chaip bháis meaning "the cap of death" (a reference to the "black cap" worn by a judge passing sentence of capital punishment "
Chronic halitosis is often a sign of illness or generally poor health, and would be a strong reason to divorce if the person couldn't be healthy enough to work for the family..
True, also certain common foods, while nutritious, cause it, not least the lentils he mentioned and many vegetables, including some that are not pungent when eaten, but can be really bad causes of bad breath.
This is straight up a guardian or onion news information show you should straight up work for them like you said it in your business Blaze video a little bit ago that I seen
The story goes that a man once shotgunned his wife at the breakfast table because she gave him sctabbled eggs...again NM. Turns out, he hated scrambled eggs. Probably not true, but entertaining none the less.
Guess at least half the people in the comments section of most youtube videos would be divorced then, in accordance with the last reason given for divorcing some one. ; D
@@silversurfer3202vaginas don't "breathe" per se but vaginal odor can be a hygiene issue, Ph imbalance, infection or STD. There's no scientific term for a stinky vagina, afaik.
Marriage is the most common reason for divorce
100%
Everyone who is divorced has been married. I think you are on to something there.
Oh yes it's like this thing with a 100 % death rate, life
The most common reason for car accidents is driving a car. So maybe you should stop going near roads?
@@alexanderlittle9786 and 80% of all accidents happen with in 25 miles of your home . So I moved 30 miles away . Lol
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A Business Blaze version of this vid would have been hilarious!
Oh yes! Luckily I just got my BB fix but this topic with Simon s comments would be gold. A few of Danny's life stories mixed in and its tyrian purple
@@stephjovi lol 🍻 when I read "danny's life stories mixed in." Made me think of the salt sprinkle meme.
This needs to happen!
May I ask how this video isn't slightly business related.
Has there ever been a divorce because your husband constantly makes UA-cam videos?😂
Probably. If you have billions of views you might have kids
"i told him to feed and bathe Billy, he said he had to post 10 more videos then he'll do it ! I'm sick of it, Simon ! He was late to our wedding because he had to update 5 youtube channels !"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That Bellular dude, he covers general gaming news as well as World of Warcraft mostly. It's kind of a meme at this point, about how many videos he makes. Somebody even said that his gf only gets to see him when she watches his uploads LOL
But ‘‘tis certain he loves truly
Divorce speaks to financial freedom and freedom of choice. Successful marriages are great. Successful divorces can also be a blessing
I didn't get married until I was 39. My husband was well worth the wait.
I'm SO lucky!!! I'm an idiot (hoping to graduate to full halfwit) for my whole life and my wife hasn't divorced me yet.
“Who’s the fool? The fool or the fools that follow them?” - Obi wan kenobi
@@ArchieKeen1 - I dun wish I be smarter 'nuff to be a fool! :-D
- Failed Snoke Clone
Well you gotta be doing something right if your wife stuck around. I'm still trying to even find someone to date.
@@Spartan265 Well... She has stuck with me since 86 because... And I quote, "I always loved corn and you're the corniest person I've ever met."
Don't worry too much about searching for the right person. The most amazing folks tend to turn up in the most unlikeliest of places.
@@jaspr1999 I love a happy thought, thank you. My parents have been together for 60 years now...still going strong. ☺
Entertaining and informative. Very funny!
The rule of thumb had its origin in the thickness of the stick an accident husband could use to discipline his wife.
Crazy stuff! LOL! Very interesting topic, thank you.
As far as theft with the Chinese, we might not call it theft today, but money is one of the leading reasons for divorce. If one spouse was spending irresponsibly, that could lead towards divorce. Especially true if it were a single income family and the non-income earning spouse was the one overspending. It would certainly feel like your spouse was stealing from you.
Say "seashells of sea snails" ten times fast
So the emperor just reeked of rotten fish?
@@brianbarrett2487 Roman's bathed, unlike most of the Mediterranean, so they mostly smelled ok. On the other hand their favorite food was chopped fish and/or fish guts mixed with spices sealed in a jar and left in the sun to ferment, so their breath was probably worse the the emperors new clothes 😁
@@malavoy1 It is called Garum. You can still buy it today and it isn't any worse than Thai fish sauce
@@throow Or Worcestershire sauce which people don't realize is made with fermented anchovies.
@@throow The Roman era version was, it came with parasites that got spread around the empire through the baths (the parasites don't care which end of the digestive tract they enter or leave 😁)
@@malavoy1 Why do you think that? Fermentation have been know for thousand of years and we use the same procedure today.
Highlight of my day!!
The original meaning of idiot was a free Roman man who didn't use his ability to vote. Back in the day, this could've easily been a highly valid grounds for a divorce.
“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce” ~ Groucho Marx
#1-The euphemism treadmill, no matter how difficult and technical you make the terminology, we will use that to make fun of our friends. Thank you Mr. Stanhope.
Can you do more of these bizarre yet intresting things?
As a Wichitan, yeah, you mistreat my momma then we're done!
I’m surprised you didn’t ICT in that sentence. Everyone here seems to love using the airport code for everything, including things that don’t have a valid reason for the code to be used
@@wesleasanchez8701 what? 🤔
@@Mr.CliffysWorld ICT is Wichita’s airport code. A lot of businesses in Wichita use it as part of their business names
Gotta get my daily dose of Simon.
Only one dose?
The oldest couple that came to file for divorce in Tartu, Estonia, were a bit over 90 both. They married right after school. Their reasons to get divorce were that he was a drunk an abusive, never earned enough money, cheated... Apparently she was all those things too, and didn't cook or clean the house either. When asked why the hell didn't they divorce earlier then, they both answered bashfully, that they didn't want to upset the kids, so they waited for them to die first.
Simons reason for divorce is having too much UA-cam channels 😂😂
Tyrian Purple Dye Stench.
If that isn't an awesome metal band name.....
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
I laugh so much when y'all use the photo in the thumbnail since it's from Epcot 😂😂😂😂
just don't get married, problem avoided 👍
I tell that to my wife of 22 years every day....
I love the Epcot thumbnail
If my family merger were at risk and my hsb threatened divorce for infertility I'd get a similar looking dude and try to get knocked up. It's not JUST the women (Even tho that wasn't necessarily known at the time)
Cathryn Howard was trying to do just that when Henry VIII had her beheaded for treason.
She was convinced by a palace faction to take a lover who was similar in looks to Henry in order to provide the aging monarch more male offspring.
@@perrydowd9285 Why am I not surprised after the first ladies he took to the altar (not to mention a bunch he didn't) Henry himself became infertile???
The palace gossip was running along those lines. Infertile or impotent.
"rise to the occasion". Heh,heh,heh.
That's an old joke. Simon Didn't invent it.
@@rufust.firefly2474 “There are no old jokes. Only old folks.” -some comedian
@@johnyoung4163 I'll let you know something. The longer you live, the more experience you have, and the more jokes you hear, and the more people you hear tell same jokes sometimes over and over again, after while you learn a few things. One is that it's not the joke, but he who tells it and how it is told. And Simon use that old joke very well oh, because he didn't point it up to make a big deal out of it because he's intelligent enough to know and has a Nexus experience to perceive that he didn't need to. But it is an old joke. And what you said it's what it's called a flume. That's an adage just basically ignorant yet it's very common to hear because there are many many people in the world who are less than ordinary, and have not that the intelligence there's a perception to realize how stupid it is. These people need to pay attention two others who have more experience and insight than they do. Experience and insight are things that can be shared and can be used not just by the people who possess them, but also by those who listen two thoughts that are worth putting into words instead a spilling forth what they're not qualified to perceive as with or wisdom and achieving nothing but failing to learn anything and simply wasting air. you don't have to be someone like that, John. You're better than that no matter what your age is as long as you have the patience to look a little between the lines for the light that shines Beyond them, and the guts to know the truth and to stand up for it when the need arises.
well, I'll see you later. I've got to go look for a needle in a haystack.
@@rufust.firefly2474 dude how much of your day did you waste writing that? No way I’m reading that 😂 word of the day is “succinct”
@@rufust.firefly2474 oh and I can still see your super douchey first response you tried to edit away. Go rub one out buddy, you’re stressed.
In theory non-consummation of a marriage could be defined as one partner using contraception without the knowledge of the other, especially if it was understood that the marriage was for the purpose of producing children.
If talking too much were grounds for divorce today.....oh dear, dear, dear.
Word
MARRIAGE is not a word it is a sentence
Technically speaking, the word "idiot" goes back to ancient Greece, and was used to describe someone who kept to their own personal affairs, and couldn't be bothered by the political events or civic issues of the day. Alas! It appears that many of our fellow Americans might qualify for this definition. In India, Muslim men can divorce their wives by saying "I divorce you' three times. In ancient Egypt, divorced women still had equal rights to men - could hold property, etc.
Kibosh an old Irish word I got this from wikipedia its interesting "suggest that it may be from the Irish an chaip bháis meaning "the cap of death" (a reference to the "black cap" worn by a judge passing sentence of capital punishment "
I could explain why purple was so sought after, but I won't since I don't get payed for it
I actually wanted to explain, but money didn't flow in
I’m pretty sure in New England the coffee one is going to Dunkin Donuts and not getting your spouse a coffee also.
Wooohoo new video
Chronic halitosis is often a sign of illness or generally poor health, and would be a strong reason to divorce if the person couldn't be healthy enough to work for the family..
Tonsil stones
True, also certain common foods, while nutritious, cause it, not least the lentils he mentioned and many vegetables, including some that are not pungent when eaten, but can be really bad causes of bad breath.
Does Disney know your thumbnail is from the Norway pavilion at Epcot? They’re not keen on commercial use of things in their parks...
Damn.....
Thank the Lawyers to fleece the masses
Turkey is known for its coffee? That's news to me!
Could you imagine if one brought back purple beets and use them for purple dye?
Or, before those were common, simply mixing red and blue, which both had cheap and common versions.
Awww yeah!!
This Channel is so inspiring
That even made me to start a New Channel regarding INTERESTING FACTS and TOP 10s 🥰
Impotent: how many legendary eligible batchelors were/ are actually impotent?
Imagine divorce wasnt due to money issues 🤣
Yeah that's the most common reason. True.
They would call in a "professional woman with special skills" (prostitute) if the wife said her husband were
impotent.
100% of divorces start in marriage.
Simon must’ve missed his own video on halitosis being made up.
To be effeminate in Viking society, must have been a death sentence. Lol 😆
Didn't Venetian purple come from Carthage?
Also, I think that coffee law has it's own variation in some Arab nations, still to this day.
My wife has called me an idiot before. I guess I need to get rid of my low cut shirts or I'm done for.
This is straight up a guardian or onion news information show you should straight up work for them like you said it in your business Blaze video a little bit ago that I seen
I divorced my ex because he was an idiot...and a druggie, and a cheater.
Halitosis is a word made up by Listerine. You have a video on this.
I wonder how many murders number 3 led to
So much Simon hard to be first anymore.
The word idiot original meant someone who could vote but did not. Greek in origin of course.
But not liking your wife anymore sounds very reasonable to get divorced.
Hi
Also in the Ketubah? The husband MUST sexually satisfy his wife - *&*, the easier your job is physically, the more times a week you owe her sex!
Simon can you make a toptenz on the slowest death's
Or top ten Darwin Awards winners
Still today, many young Chinese men describe the perfect woman as beautiful and quiet.
The story goes that a man once shotgunned his wife at the breakfast table because she gave him sctabbled eggs...again NM. Turns out, he hated scrambled eggs. Probably not true, but entertaining none the less.
What's "NM"?
@@Iamtheliquor could be nevermind, could be new Mexico.
Its disintegration
Guess at least half the people in the comments section of most youtube videos would be divorced then, in accordance with the last reason given for divorcing some one. ; D
"Making too many UA-cam videos."
Alledgedly 😎
You can't make too many youtube channels.
@@leighpowell1062 When did she leave?
@@leighpowell1062 You might think so, but would you spouse lol
A wife in the Eastern world wanted a divorce because her husband didn't make a sound while they made love.
Raid shadow legends ads all over your videos as if planned hahah payback? Maybe you should have taken their money anyway
What if the person is an idiot who talk too much and has bad breath?
Can you divorce your wife if she gets bald like, well, Simon?
Wichita representing 😂😂 and of course that's the mother in law one SMDH 🙄
Sometimes this dude talks so fast I wonder what language he is speaking.
before 1500 bce .. the Minoans made the dye
If you want anonymous (bc confidentiality) crazy divorce stories (or insane legal cases/stories in general) I have a million 🤣
You should make a UA-cam channel.
I liked a girl once until she had horrible breath, more than once or twice, like everyday. 🤢🤢
Try offering a listerine strip-if it still smells gross (under the listerine scent) odds are it's a bad tooth not necessarily bad oral hygiene.
Is there a scientific term for vaginal bad breath or am I just an idiot?😬😬😬
Might be tonsil stones.
@@silversurfer3202vaginas don't "breathe" per se but vaginal odor can be a hygiene issue, Ph imbalance, infection or STD. There's no scientific term for a stinky vagina, afaik.
@@andiward7068 that wasn't the case, she knew, once I got to k on her better, turns out she was crazy and bad hygiene
With reference to 1, does that mean the Trumps will be getting divorced soon!
Simon I have told you before Moses was about as real as Mickey Mouse.
Yeah, I rather doubt your posts on whether he was real or not are going to be taken as credible.