Leave It Online | The Tim Dillon Show
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- Опубліковано 8 лип 2024
- Tim touches on the death of Alexei Navalny, Wikifeet, California real estate, the friendship recession, ‘looksmaxxing' and why we need more internet.
Chapters
00:00 See Me Live!
04:16 Alexei Navalny
17:05 California Real Estate
27:45 The Friendship Recession
49:44 Looksmaxxing
American Royalty Tour
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#TimGivesBack - Комедії
Tim uploads an hour of yelling at midnight and then sleeps like a baby, a true American. 🇺🇸
Its his Melatonin
@@Bob-ir4lrthat, with a side of life in the big city
It's the American way
2 real
And I get yelled at for an hour by Tim and then sleep like a baby.
Tim looks like a DJ for a kids Birthday Party😂
Hahaha
That is hilarious
and the bangers are NOT stopping
@@punished_gooner"Janet, the kids all left about 3 hours ago but hes still out there like a maniac"
He is lol
One of the rare comedians out there who says whatever the fuck he wants without zero fucks given. You love to see it.
The politics are obviously different but he's this generations Rush Limbaugh. The inflections are so similar.
And we wish him the best
@@chanty2192my grandma used to serve Rush Limbaugh when she was a waitress in Sacramento and his first radio job was next door to the steakhouse she worked at and she said he would flirt with her and the other waitresses and rush would catcall them and my grandma acts like she hated him and was annoyed by his flirting but you can tell she actually had a crush on young rush Limbaugh and I’m sure she would have dated him if he asked her but she fronts like she couldn’t stand serving him she is a slightly younger boomer than Rush was
I'm not a tim historian has he ever mentioned opie and anthony or my favorite ronnie and big cat?
I mean God bless
Better late than never. I appreciate my slop.
Enjoy thy slops piggy you’re almost ripe for the harvest
A one hour live stream I do this x3 a day cmon
@@EUCvibeswho the fuck are you tho?
And slop it is, tim getting a bit lazy these days. might go to dublin to see him.
@amandadean callback from way way back 😍 chinese bats and russian bots!!
I am seriously considering bringing a sign at the Royal Albert Hall that reads “we wish Princess Diana well” 🇬🇧
@@dcsc1 It is very ironic, now, that one of her most common shortnames used was Princess Di.
PLEASE DO HOLYFFFUCKK DO IT
Please do
systbal jerk lark 75 94
Nah but it's a good thought
A little late...but that's life in the big city...
It's a real knife fight out there right now
Who cares
I swear Tim has the greatest sarcastic voice in comedy.
His framing of the words "kinda" or "never" just makes you giggle already.
Could be
I love when he says “isn’t that ODD?” He has perfect delivery
I get up in the middle of the night on a Wednesday and find out Tim does an extra hour this week because Putin killed another guy.
I fucking love this guy.
There's a green pill now? I take 2 blue pills in the morning. 3 red pills at lunch. A white pill at dinner. And 5 black pills before bed.
Putin is a lovable guy
If you actually listened to the episode he makes a satirical inference that that is juvenile and innocent compared to what America is experiencing on the psychological warfare front.
@@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns hello fellow doomer-dreamer...Droomer?
The same thing happened to me, watching this at 3:40am right now.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the Tim Dillon Show
Thanks Ramy
As a 2020 hs grad that literally didn’t even get a drive-through prom. Thank you Tim Dillon.
Same here bro
😊 I feel I can't live without Tim
He feels the same way
Not now that he's in it......... Taking it away would kill me
Tim helped me raise my credit from 780 to 415! I'm in tears...blessed
Fake Business is going well for you! Very good.
Trinidad and Tobago loves your show tim
When Noa Tishby said thoughout history Jews haven't had a lot of money, I choked with laughter.
53:25 “Does everyone remember the woman I had on my show? Noa Tishby?”
No, Tim! We forgot! Please remind us 😂
Navalny ate pasta in Glasgow. Coincidence? we wish him well.
People believe julian assange is a time traveling psy op before they believe he is actually being tortured
Tim was in full flow state this episode. Killer episode
If he sings less than 10 mins in, you know he's in the zone.
Here I am....stressing about my Eastern European life, inflation , life being a bowl of pain and patience .....and then I see this, instantly a better day ....
Same here, western european style, same shit though
Here I sit, broken-hearted, came to shit, but only farted. 😢
Life in the big city
@@TheMelonFarmers123 it's a real knife fight out there
Trust me you have it worse than us buddy. But still better. The finer qualities of life vs the materialistic ones. Like Tim said back in his office rant, you have to really appreciate the mundane. I don’t know if ppl really understand what that means until the really become aware of the instability that is American post modernism. There was once a time where none of that mattered. The only thing that mattered was the coworker that you hated. That coworker that you at your coworkers friends jokingly made a solid plan at lunch to kill that coworker. The feeling is even more immense of you don’t reside in America and don’t even have to deal with our version of that. So Maybe still living in a Soviet bloc apartment now is not so bad so long it is not located Ukraine and a fair target for a nicely placed missile. So like Kamala I say “Don’t come. Do not come”.
If you’d like to contribute to the world, make and post those Eastern Europe artic city edits on instagram. Those are fire. It makes me want to sell my mansion and go there because America had finally turned to lava and or the cia is looking for me even though the White House was turned into a migrant shelter for china. 🇨🇳
The Tim Dillon Show airs every Wednesday at 11:32PM PST
2:32 am EST 😂
6.25am Friday in New Zealand and I just spent 15 mins chasing a sheep then 10mins shagging it's wool. Bring on TD and the Weekend
That's alot of chasing just to fuck its wool.
This was beautiful. Tim's rants on hypocritical politicians and policy are comedy gold. Free Assange
I agree
WikiFeet 4 Life!
Snowball to....oh he's in Russia
Free Assange! ✊🏾
Hi Tim, I just began getting into UA-cam the past 5 months. I stumbled across Joe Rogan and I really LOVED you and Theo so much I thought I'd look you up, for me that's a big deal. I'm pretty selective as I don't like clutter on my UA-cam lol. You are hilarious & unfortunately I just missed your visit to Detroit,MI. But next time I plan on seeing your show!!! You have filled my days with REAL laugh out louds, constant smiles & something to look forward to as I haven't finished all your videos yet. THANK YOU, the gift of laughter is heaven sent. YOU ROCK and are incredibly gifted!! LOVE YOUR SHOW OMG
What a sweet thing to say. I agree. He reminds me of my best friend in the whole world ❤
Tim I have to work tomorrow!
I was about to call it a night. Then this notification hits. Let's fuckin go!
And they say there’s no Jehovah
@@barrymccockiner3964lma fucking o
This is the best episode. My favorite used to be the Aunt Kathleen episode but now it’s this one. Well done Tim! I have no friends and that’s too much! 👺
The Kathleen one was and still is my fav. Its also the first TD podcast I ever listened to its a classic
If that's you in the profile pic, you have plenty of "friends" whether you know it or not
Lady, this is not the best episode. But we wish you well. Now, watch this drive: ⛳️🏌🏼♂️
On vacation in Dubai and this is my highlight. Life in the big city
don't get shidded on
Discovered your show a month ago & I really needed this type of content! You’re the man! Keep it up, Tim! Won’t be surprised to hear that you’re not coming back & will be joining the royal family soon…
Hilarious, lol. I hope you get to attend his tour in UK. I just discovered him too! He's brilliant & just what I needed in my life.
Welcome home!
My father killed my mother and this show is my only way of coping with that unfortunate factoid
Lol
We wish her well
Shes smiling from her cloud house
thoughts and prayers. justice for Navalny.
@@Diffussy this is basically the only thing you can say to that in a Tim Dillon comment section.
Lord we needed this
Helsinki is very close to Saint Petersburg. You should come by
Why
Because, Putin wants a show, so you better do it or else... You know, windows or something.
The California Rant is one for the ages. I’m just up at 4:44 am for no reason absolutely high out my mind and Timmothy Dillon is telling me that this is really my chance to buy his house and start my dream GTA Los Santos life in California. I’m sure Los Angeles will have a beautiful view when World War Z and the fall of society happen at once. And to my future self who will be eating a cold guacamole burrito watching it all unfold in my beautiful landslide mansion that I was suckered into buying …..We wish him well.
we wish him well
“Watching it all
Unfold in my landslide mansion “😂😂😂😂😂😂
My dude get high at 10pm
Lettt’s Goooo Tim Dillon Putting Out Those Heaters Once Again! ☄️
Love you Tim. Thank you for talking about Assange.
Free julian Assange
Thank you for the drop!!
Called off work for tomorrow morning. This life blows! Thanks for the upload Tim!
Take it easy man.
Calling into work is great. Enjoy your day!
Get a job you won't call off. Life suck when you don't have money. It's good when you do. Period.
Right there with you brother, Just patiently waiting for this horrible merry-go-round to end... hope you can make the best of your day off man. I did the same thing yesterday.
Wish you well 🏌
is the Bentley ok?
Whatever this release schedule is I’m here for it. Thank you, Timothy for gracing us with this early morning screed.
Tim is the employee who’s late sometimes but his uncle is friends with the manager and saw said manager hit someone with their car a while back so he’ll never get fired
Thank you for covering Assange. As an American I fucking hate the US government
Tim’s the type of guy to eat a cheeseburger for breakfast
ooh edgy
@@nab-88hit home big guy?
@@BigShaneGillis you should do this in one of your little skits
You spelled cocaine wrong.
I don't see what's wrong with that. But then again, I'm fat.
You da man Tim thank you
Watching Tim figure out a positive bit for bone smashing in real time was amazing. He paused, then he nailed it out of the park with one of the funniest jokes in the episode.
Never stop Tim. Absolute legend. Love from Aus 🇦🇺 Free Alexei Navalny
I'm old enough to remember when you had to make dry boring news stupider for comedy. Dillon was the genius that figured you have to make stupid modern news more serious to hit comedy gold.
When they zig, you zag.
Tim’s Morgan and Morgan adverts are the only ads I will never skip
Love the schedule Tim keeps. Chaos🤟
26:19 "That is difficult. They are all online and getting instant feedback about themselves." That is the best part about the internet. It is a very illuminating experience to see everybody say what they really want to say, from behind a screen.
TIM DILLON HAS A DIVERSE AUDIENCE
I couldnt listen to this earlier cause my upstairs junkie neighbors were beating each other like pinatas and I cant take so much entertainment at once.
Tim you are truly amazing. Thankful i got to see you in Boston and for anyone that has the chance to see this man do yourself a fucking favor and treat yourself. Best time i’ll ever have we love you man
LOL that hamas zinger set me off!! Thank YOU TIM!!
The guy who did the Gladiator soundtrack?
Can't believe Putin was at the show!
*Praise God.* We needed this right now.
I'm feeling some Wackadoo manic attack and this is working I did in fact possibly need this right now I have no idea
I just hit a button and now it's Jordan Peterson if only that mother f***** could get a voice actor he sounds like some dangered bird species sounding out some quailing mating call
@@GDMFSOBlarg Throw on some old School Tim & Ray episodes whenever you're feeling down. It'll set the mood right. 😉
@@GDMFSOBlargTim Dillon having a manic episode right along with you really does help with it
@@cecilyerker it's the full moon I tell you
Though the world may be treacherous, Tims glorious light shines through. I wish em well and anyone who reads this as well.
WISH YOU WELL BRO
Doomerism
Oh what a blessing
Tim Dillon a year ago: burn nature to the ground it's pointless!!!
Tim Dillon selling his home: we are part of the earth
im 40 weeks pregnant with horrible back pain and bad mood. thanks for the laughs 😬
You only have yourself to blame, next time say no to the white stuff.
We wish you well
One day you'll get to embarrass the little goober and I'm sure it'll all be worth it. Godspeed
On your point at the end of the video, you had me fooled, the videos are great. Thank you for your constant videos which have such a positive vibe. You’re not trying to scare people, just going through what you see with the weather. I wish more people on UA-cam had the same starting point - we’d be in a much better place.
Free Julian Assange! Thanks Tim.
Free Julian Assange
From South Africa Tim!!!!!! You're a legend!!! I'm subscribing to your Patreon at the end of this month!!
yeah... big man took his whole studio with him huh? 😂
Thank you for your international lawyers! Big ups SA!!
Subscribe now!
Also from South Africa love this pig
We wish you well.
I look forward to this every week it makes my work night not much easier
hell yea late night delight. saw you in Boston just last week and was amazing
"Hold on...I'm thinking about the historical precedence for this..." Entire episode in prime form.
Unparalleled wit
I laughed so hard at that part, especially after seeing the news clip
Hello to all my night shift vampires!!! Thanks for the late night upload!!
Indeed you've chosen death. How fortune
Witching hour soon approaching...
The horror
Night time is the right time.
-R. Ramirez
Amazing. This is so needed
A real return to form, god bless you shouty man.
a mother cyberbullying her own daughter to toughen her up is absolutely hysterical. awful, but hilarious nonetheless
FREE ASSANGE!
Free Epstein!
Finally some actual news while I sit on the toilet and anticipate the days magic..
I love you Tim
Success depends on the actions or steps you take to achieve it. Building wealth involves developing good habits, such as regularly setting aside money for sound investments...
I'm in a similar situation where should I look to increase income? Do you have any advice? What did you do ? Thank you
Well I engage in nice side hustles like inves'ting, and the good thing is I do it with one one of the best(Ricky Wen), he's really good!
Did someone just mention Mr Ricky!? Damn! You just made my day; what a coincidence.. I've worked with him for over 2years and I can tell how good he is
No doubts, this Ricky Wen must be an icon; how good is he and how safe is "profit making" with him.?
That's interesting, any way to connect with him? I have to get started.
Anyone notice tim has fallen off? Just kind of rambling
Funny how that lady confuses a lack of electronic refrigerators in the 1300s with poverty
Oh I love when they do that. "Look how great we're doing: now televisions are $12, so you can watch the fall of society in 8k.... Your grandfather couldn't even imagine that level of wealth " 😅
Needed my dose on weekly Tim yo
Hearing him talk about Los Angeles makes me feel so much better about living in vietnam
Thank you Tim 🎉
Keep it up Tim.
I love listening to you Tim Dillon. Your irreverence delights us all!
7:34, thank you for not feeling forced to say things in other languages.
This ep def deserves a BIG 👍👍👍
love ur show one of the best pods and funniest guys
Tim is the voice of reason we need
A master of oration! That was excellent⭐️
This is a true classic already, thank you Tim.
great episode boys. this is my new favourite pod
Love you Tim !! ❤
I saw a story of a mom posting how she made her son fall in love with her fake snap chat account and broke his heart. Tim truly understands what proper parenting really is.
Had the pause the video and leave the comment that Tim Dillon is rising in my ranks a funny people and I'm loving every minute of it
America would NEVER DARE MURDER SOMEONE IN PRISON. Russia will be held to account!
Tim, this is pure gold. Never stop ranting.
Tim Pig Dillon for Vice President ASAP.
Tim on another level.
I just ate two Fillet O Fish sandwiches while listening to this and feel great.
Tim Dillon is one of the greatest minds of all time.
My Hero
Hearing Tim speak of Mt. Pleasant, MI is pretty wild!
From Greenville, SC! Love ya Tim!❤
Tim I was looking for you Saturday!! You better not miss this week >.