I love how its not even 50 seconds in and RT has already managed to fail the simplest task of keeping a baby dinosaur enclosed, allowing it to somehow blow up an entire building and setting fire to multiple customers.
Imagine having a good time at the park, then hear _Country Road,_ then see a swarm of triceratops come at you as you begin to hum the tune, eyes closed, arms open, embracing the inevitable.
Randy, the park food vendor, had finally had enough of guests stealing all the ketchup packets, so he sabotaged the fence of the dinosaur exhibit. That would teach those insufferable paying guests to steal ketchup and brag about it in yelp reviews.
It is impossible to tell when these videos came out based on the content, I just saw this for the first time, thought it was new, I check and boom, it came out 3 years ago. All of rt’s content is quality, and completely ageless and it’s amazing
@@caedisnightingale5575 in one of his city skylines videos, where the map is a custom one generated to look like the Earth, he left for two minutes and the entirety of the African coast was set ablaze
*Madman revives dinosaurs with the sole intent of feeding Fortnite youtubers to them.* Scratch that. A genius revives dinosaurs with the sole intent of feeding Fortnite youtubers to them.
Leaves the stream for two minutes to get a glass of water Comes back and people in the stream are jokingly saying the dinosaurs have escaped Turns out the dinosaurs have actually escaped and chaos starts XD
I watched the entire livestream and it warmed my heart. RT my man is like the best streamer in my opinion. His imagination and creation and his destruction tearing it all down combined with his humor makes me smile.
6:59 I have.... 2 Number Cheese number cheese is large number Cheese,... 2 number 49'cheese 1 with Extra Mega cHEeze and a Large Cheese soda. -Cheese Smoke
You should play Green Hell because it’s has all sorts of stuff like animals that kills you,people who kill you,plants that kill you,and insects that kills you so there are my reasons and I want to see how long you survive
Had a great time watching this video. Excellent commentary. The humor was spot on. And the content was was some of the best stuff on UA-cam. I recommend it!!! *2/5 STARS*
0:30 “Even the babies are the most dangerous things in the world! So I built this cage to keep them secure so there’s no possible-“ **Baby dinosaur blows up balloon shop** “Oh my god.”
FINALLY A REPLACEMENT FOR MY ZOO TYCOON GAME THAT I’VE PLAYED MOST OF MY LIFE BUT DOESN’T WORK ANYMORE CAUSE IT’S TOO OLD 🤩 nothing can truly replace the wonderful nostalgia tho :-: R.I.P.
I need no channel youtube! Guests won’t view animals that are not in an enclosure! Guest “first lol” was attacked by musk ox 1! Zookeeper 5 can’t reach the small penguin poop! Guests can’t find donation boxes! Guests can’t find donation boxes! GUESTS CAN’T FIND DONATION BOXES!!!1!1!!!
I need no channel youtube! I had the marine animals and dinosaurs expansions too ;-; I loved unleashing the t-Rex’s onto the guests and then sending out the emergency squad from the underground bunker 🤩
Demonetize! Demonetize the video now! Thumbnail includes graphic picture of woman getting mauled by dinosaur. Children are using this site! Shame on you! You should take down channel. Good video, mate.
In 35 seconds, I repeat, 35 SECONDS RT managed to let a dinosaur escape and let a balloon shop blow up. I swear this man is a talking videogame natural disaster.
I can't believe Jeff Goldblum's dead. Also, I'll be streaming Cities Skylines on Twitch in an hour from now!
earth ends?
A god was here 35 seconds ago
YAY Can you do another sewage volcano maybe
RTGame im Coming!
NO IM AT FOOTBALL TRAINING
I love how its not even 50 seconds in and RT has already managed to fail the simplest task of keeping a baby dinosaur enclosed, allowing it to somehow blow up an entire building and setting fire to multiple customers.
xD
And that's only 2% of its power.
35 Seconds to be exact.
baby dinosaur throwing molotov cocktails into shops. It's starting the revolution less than half a minute into the video.
I... honestly expected more.
"It's just a baby"
*explosion in balloon shop*
"WHAT!"
The helium shortage hit hard, my friend. Had to switch over to hydrogen. Again.
Even the babies are one of the most dangerous animals in the world so I built this cage so there’s no way it could possibly *oh my gosh*
Imagine having a good time at the park, then hear _Country Road,_ then see a swarm of triceratops come at you as you begin to hum the tune, eyes closed, arms open, embracing the inevitable.
Then you step off a landmine
Then A Thousand meteors strike your city
Everyone in the subcomment section just described 2012
(And that one Doctor Who episode)
The Avien RL159_5 and then you see a can on the ground
And then they build a Starbucks on your body.
"streamer dies live on air" funeral was great, 2 stars
2 stars
10/10 would recommend.
⭐️
“Overall good day but Percival ate my child.”
So it was a *great* day, then?
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Randy, the park food vendor, had finally had enough of guests stealing all the ketchup packets, so he sabotaged the fence of the dinosaur exhibit. That would teach those insufferable paying guests to steal ketchup and brag about it in yelp reviews.
“This park was the worst park I’ve ever seen!”
Five Stars...
This is the best park ever two stars
LOGIC, BY PARKASAURUS
666 likes
Also their first park
6 and a half I don’t have 9 only 2 (lol)
"The sun was too bright. 2 stars." lmao
4 stars*
@@aprettycoolname4839
it was 2 stars in the video, are you trolling or something?
if you are trolling it's not funny
@Mistjor
yeah i was late
but it was two stars
unless there were two different reviews that said "the sun was too bright"
Guys c'mon, the sun is only one star
Not even thirty seconds in and a dinosaur is already on the loose, and fifteen seconds later, the park is on fire.
Just your average RTGame video~
Not as bad as cities skylines cause after 3 seconds he’s bombing it with meteors
That's every rt game video
It is impossible to tell when these videos came out based on the content, I just saw this for the first time, thought it was new, I check and boom, it came out 3 years ago. All of rt’s content is quality, and completely ageless and it’s amazing
Thank you, you're very kind!
So many videos are highly rewatchable
Try 5 years now
I watched this when it came out and honestly thought it was at most 1 year ago
“Mildred is strong, Edie is weak. Feed Edie to Mildred” made me laugh way harder than I should have
it's adorable how the chat cares so much about RT
Well there were some who wanted an Africa accident again. so they wanted to have RT leave for a bit in attempt to cause chaos.
Phil Chaffer Africa incident?
@@caedisnightingale5575 in one of his city skylines videos, where the map is a custom one generated to look like the Earth, he left for two minutes and the entirety of the African coast was set ablaze
*Bless the flames down in Africa*
Kalib Alsaeid
It honestly is though
"my dinos escaped? no they didn't"
[2 seconds pass]
"OH MY GOD THEY DID"
I'm definitely tuning in for one of your streams, I've just binged like 50 of your videos over the last week! I can't imagine what it's like live
Aidan Harris At one point during his more recent streams, he nearly started playing Kahoot. I kid you not.
Today he struggled for about half an hour trying to figure out how dams work. It was hilarious.
I just want him to do a kahoot and people are free to hack and whatever
Aidan Harris it's pretty shit and boring, honestly its only worth watching highlights like these.
Fancy seeing you here Aidan
**Gets eaten by dinosaur**
"Hmmm, yeah, I think I'd like to have my wedding here."
*Madman revives dinosaurs with the sole intent of feeding Fortnite youtubers to them.*
Scratch that. A genius revives dinosaurs with the sole intent of feeding Fortnite youtubers to them.
I personally like fortnite but I hate fortnite youtubers and I also hate the magority of fortnite's fanbase so I agree.
I’m bored of fortnite so feed it to the dinos
I play fortnite and I agree with this
Genius man, it's spelled genius
@@ethantaylor5425
Sorry, genious is one of the words I always spell wrong, alongside canser and sence.
"Edie just killed that woman" **Random Kid in Background** "Woah!!!" Lol.
The best video youve ever made. A true work of art.
☆☆
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Edie just ate that woman"
*Child cries of joy in background*
-Welcome to Jurassic Park-
*Welcome to Blackpool Park*
stickmaster500 why you literally everywhere
Welcome to the Genocide Park
park of 1000 dreams!
jurassic world evolution for poor people
home of buggyjfghcththtfyhtf dino
Brilliant, great video.
⭐⭐
EeveeMaster547
I agree
Amazing UA-camr 10/10
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Not enough sarcasm.
*Five Stars*
Needs more water.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Great content
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Jurassic Virginia
Oof
Triple oof
almost heaven
@@thequ5914 west virginiaaaa
pentuple oof
Should have hired more security to station specifically at the ketchup stands.
Last time i was this early ross bob was feeding the cat
rip ross bob
Those were better times...
Rip ross bob :(
too soon, pal.
NOOOOOO
“It’s just a baby Dino-“
*Building explodes*
RT+Dinosaurs+innocent customers = a flawless death with flawless execution.
0:42 gotta love how calm some of these people are while on fire.
Rt proves that every game has a broken side..
The new scientific law.
8:36 "Streamer dies live on air. Gets F in chat"
I lost it at that. This is why I love you RT
_welcome to Jurassic Park_
Dank Matter DR DR DR DR DRR DR DR DR DR DR DR DR DR DR DR DRRRR DRRRR
Dank Matter ur everywhere
holyyy fuckinnnggg shiittttt itssss a dinossaaaaurrr
How u get italics
Eurobeat Guy I’m on iPad
RT: guys im fine im just talking to much!
Chat: RT GET WATER!!! RT I CALLED 911!!!
Whats the joke or story behind this??? Please & thank you
@@slimyratbastard5113 did you watch the video
@@barnardsloop01 ?
So you created jurassic park, but the people dont know they're paying to be eaten
Edit: thanks for the likes, I never had this many!
So... Jurassic Park?
well If I went to a park with real dinosaurs...
1. I wouldn't
2. I wouldn't
3. I'm not food
4. I wouldn't
haha
1. I would.
2. I will.
3. I must.
4. I need.
So... regular jurassic park then?
Leaves the stream for two minutes to get a glass of water
Comes back and people in the stream are jokingly saying the dinosaurs have escaped
Turns out the dinosaurs have actually escaped and chaos starts XD
Read their reviews sarcastically then the 2 star ratings will make sense.
this is a true life hack right here.
R/lifehacks
R/protips
r/foundthemobileuser
TonyKrZa r/foundthecapitalracists
even then, 7:21
"God, these dinosaurs are UGLY."
like, what kinda fuckin' picky asshole do you have to be??
Not even one minuet in and he already burns the place down. LOVE IT
waiting for that west virginia saurus
Should I search for dinosaurs that lived in West Virginia and start a Kickstarter solely for resurrecting that species?
Bad news: no dinosaur fossils have been found in West Virginia. Only footprints and droppings.
*West Pangeaaa, Volcanic momma!!*
Pls I want Mountain Moma the dinosaur
7:55 that one person who's so happy their bubble vibrates vigorously
So this is how the reign of the destroyer of West Virginia first started
Mountain mama
Whats your username on roblox
Take me home
Fuffo
Toooo the placeeeeee I BELOOOONGGGG WEST VIRGINIA REEEEEEEEEE
RT should’ve taken John Hammond’s place. He would’ve made an “amazing” park with “amazing security” making sure nothing went “wrong”
Spared no expense
he would've made the customers "happy"
I watched the entire livestream and it warmed my heart. RT my man is like the best streamer in my opinion. His imagination and creation and his destruction tearing it all down combined with his humor makes me smile.
What if humans were the ones who went extinct by meteors and dinosaurs were the most educated species
This video is the best i've ever seen!
*2 Stars*
This comment reminded me of the days of old when you rated videos with stars. Thank you so much for pleasing this old soul.
*_T W O S T A R S_*
God bless ye
6:59
I have.... 2 Number Cheese
number cheese is large
number Cheese,...
2 number 49'cheese
1 with Extra Mega cHEeze
and a Large Cheese soda.
-Cheese Smoke
Heinz Doofenshmirtz We serve *C H E E S E* here
Ahhh the good times when Percival ate someone's kid.
i was fatalbert! thank you for the kind messages, RT, really made my day. you have so much going for this channel!!
Don't worry Kevin's got ya back
#JIMPICKENS
Me: *switches tab for a sec*
RT: omg they escaped **various screaming** oh noooo
Best video ever. Nothing better will ever appear on the internet. This made my day.
0.000001 stars
321 shot1000 I mean, nothing better than that number of stars ever appears on the internet today...
My name is Edie and honestly, I've just accepted being called Eddie
same
You should play Green Hell because it’s has all sorts of stuff like animals that kills you,people who kill you,plants that kill you,and insects that kills you so there are my reasons and I want to see how long you survive
I think if RT plays Green Hell, the things that kill you should be afraid then.
Yeah, but the rest of the day is pretty enjoyable otherwise.
4 stars
7:44 Finally HowToBasic's vocal talents have been recognized and implemented in a game!
*I would rate this video two stars.*
RT going silent with laughter is my favorite thing ever
*two stars*
*there's always money in the banana stand*
NO TOUCHING
This is an Amazing park thank you for showing how creative you are
2 stars
When it’s october and there are dinosaurs
Dinosaur remains: I NEED THE HUMAN MONCH
This has to be one of the best Twitch and UA-cam community’s I have ever seen, the hate on Edie to the work on Vault 666. Thank you RT
Had a great time watching this video. Excellent commentary. The humor was spot on. And the content was was some of the best stuff on UA-cam. I recommend it!!!
*2/5 STARS*
There's nothing like relaxing while you eat chips and drink cola while listen to the newest I want die song 🙃
This video was great
2 stars
I love chats admiration and respect towards Edie
The guy with the review about his son is probably me when I'll be a parent tbh.
0:39
That is a Very Good Question.
WHY _DID_ THE _BALLOON SHOP_ EXPLODE!?
"This theme park sucks and everyone but me died :(" five stars
Milo ate my family
But over all a good trip
4 stars
Ehh I think the park needs more trees, obiously placed with PRECISION.
RTGame?
RTreeGame.
ROCKTREEGAME.
Rootin Tootin Games
Rumble Tumble games
Shopkeep: dino escape! *Light a match* you never take me alive!!!!
Employee: um......it like 3Ft long and leafy eater it not going t-*explodes*
If you encircle the entire park with fences no one will get mad about an escape because the entire park is an enclosure
"the food was AMAZING at dino park".
so that's what ate the kid
I love how much RT defends the Dinos. Most UA-camrs would just treat their existence like a joke, but RT seems to genuinely care about them
The quality content we deserve
0:30
“Even the babies are the most dangerous things in the world! So I built this cage to keep them secure so there’s no possible-“
**Baby dinosaur blows up balloon shop**
“Oh my god.”
The customer service was abysmal and there's no Harry Hill.
* * * * * 5 stars
FINALLY A REPLACEMENT FOR MY ZOO TYCOON GAME THAT I’VE PLAYED MOST OF MY LIFE BUT DOESN’T WORK ANYMORE CAUSE IT’S TOO OLD 🤩 nothing can truly replace the wonderful nostalgia tho :-: R.I.P.
Zoo tycoon is the shit.
I need no channel youtube! Guests won’t view animals that are not in an enclosure! Guest “first lol” was attacked by musk ox 1! Zookeeper 5 can’t reach the small penguin poop! Guests can’t find donation boxes! Guests can’t find donation boxes! GUESTS CAN’T FIND DONATION BOXES!!!1!1!!!
I need no channel youtube! I had the marine animals and dinosaurs expansions too ;-; I loved unleashing the t-Rex’s onto the guests and then sending out the emergency squad from the underground bunker 🤩
+I'm Weird I was still learning english when I played that, so I had no idea why the game is screaming at me. :P
I need no channel youtube! Lmao
Just showing those dinos a good time
Barely 40 seconds into the video and it has already gone bad...
*PERFECT*
And that's how food is saved for poor people.
I never imagined that Jurassic Park would look this cool.
Thanks Daniel, very cool!
Overall, really great video, the editing is efficient and the Irish guy is HILARIOUS. 2 stars.
2
fucking
stars...
"Streamer dies live on air... gets F in chat" -RT 2018
Little Timmy has been through alot
So has his sister Lex
Great video, gave me a chuckle
*two stars*
2:00 What's that floating shadow at the top right?
“It’s just a baby...”
*AoEugHiEYhuGhrgHhE*
Fackin almost shite my arse laughing and it’s only been 40 seconds.
I don't believe "clean up the can" is referring to a can on the ground hahaha
pick up that can
dont leave that can just lying around cmon clean it up
The reason why the ballon shop exploded was because they were filling the balloons with hydrogen.
Jurassic roads, take me home
TO THE PLACE I BELONGGG
JURASSIC VIRGINIA
Saw the post the creator of this game made on reddit. I'm glad that it turned out great for him
Is this park located at One-road-city, West Virginia?
The RT effect: No matter what game RTGame streams, something catastrophic with occur.
Love your Videos! You're my favorite youtuber of all RT!
2/5 stars.
I don't know what's more realistic, the dinosaurs or the in-game yelp reviews.
Demonetize! Demonetize the video now! Thumbnail includes graphic picture of woman getting mauled by dinosaur. Children are using this site! Shame on you! You should take down channel.
Good video, mate.
T W O S T A R S
5 stars
In 35 seconds, I repeat, 35 SECONDS RT managed to let a dinosaur escape and let a balloon shop blow up.
I swear this man is a talking videogame natural disaster.
Had such a good time! *Percival* even ate my kid for me =D
I checked out your stream for the first time ever at 5:15
Boy that was glorious
Great video. My fave of Rts so far. 2/10
6:39 the dinosaurs would agree