Merry Christmas everyone! I'm also streaming when this comment is 30 minutes old for a little bit. I received a terrible Wii game for Christmas that I feel needs to be shared with everyone
*take 5 shots to take down dinosaur* Game: “that would be $10,000 per bullet” RT: “wow, that’s very expensive” Also RT: *proceeds to shoot random visitors*
Game devs: *releases well made game* RT: can people die? Game devs: umm, yeah... RT: how many? Game devs: umm... RT: lets kill some people with a frickin dinosaur
Guests: enter exhibit Big Dino: Oh hello There Guests: oh no... Big Dino: Food! Also Big Dino: Yummy Guests: die RT: Oh nice we got half a star, yes, yes, Great safety.
Daniel opening up a Jurassic Theme Park with blood thirsty dinosaurs on the loose eating people is probably one of the best Christmas present I’ve ever had. *Merry Christmas Daniel!*
I can imagine the reviews now: "2 Stars. Total deathtrap, owner stalks and hunts tourists with his pet dinosaurs. Still safer than his roller coaster park though...."
4:08 RT each dart that you shoot costs 10k $, that's very expensive! Proceeds to try and sedate civilians incessantly This moment made me laugh maniacally like Santa on Christmas, thank you RT
“I wouldn’t ever let the carnivores on the park guests. What kind of monster do you take me for?” (3 mins later) *Lets multiple T-Rex run around the park and takes pictures of them eating the guests and sells the pictures for thousands of dollars each* Lmaoooo classic RT....
Jurassic Roads, Take Me Home To The Place, That Dinos Roam Isla Sorna, Land of Goldblum Take Me Home, Jurassic Roads Edit: Damn! Never got this many likes on a comment. Thanks a lot.
the animation of the fallen guy looking up at the dinosaur before it eats him is genuinely pretty horrifying its amazing that it eats that many people though, you think with the smaller size of that dinosaur it would be satisfied eventually
I was almost literally dieing of laughter when he took the picture of the meat eater Jeff and practily exploded when he made several thousand dollars for doing so.
The end says “watch another video... or else.” I’ve been watching videos constantly since 2017. I haven’t stopped. Please Daniel, release me from this hell, I haven’t gone outside or eaten in years. Please help
RT, you should play Chicken Shooter on the Wii! It's a crappy 2006 game also licensed by Nitendo in which you abuse and kill chickens! I still have it lol
So I’ve just recently fount RT and have been enjoying so so much of his content. This is by far the most viscerally upsetting thing from him I’ve seen.
This channel has made me so obsessed with the song country roads, that I made a parody for my English teacher, bc his last name is roets, and then made it into a sticker and printed it for him.
Dear RT, As a kid playing Jurassic Park Operation Genesis I would make an enclosure and fill it with a type of carnivore and then build maintenance buildings. I would fill it with as many maintenance workers as possible, and the last one left alive would be allowed to be fired and make a mad dash to *possible* safety. They may be eaten on the way, after all, haha. If there is a way for you to do that, it would be interesting
okay, that photograph bit was dam clever. I about lost my shit when he took the photo. Christ this is why I keep watching this channel. i will say, it isn't always 1000% but them diamonds put my sides in orbits
You should do this again but get the park massive so there's a tonne of people and way more dinosaurs. The concept is great but I think more chaos would make it better. Keep up the awesome content! :)
Merry Christmas everyone! I'm also streaming when this comment is 30 minutes old for a little bit. I received a terrible Wii game for Christmas that I feel needs to be shared with everyone
RTGame Lmao! Terrible eh?
This stream was so fun, lmao. Especially the ending
Merry Death Day Rt. Thank you for gifting us with this video
It better be deal or no deal Wii edition part 2
This was gruesome
I love ya rt merry fucking Christmas hope ya get eaten by jeff
RT isn't locked on an island with dinosaurs, the dinosaurs are locked on an island with him
The guests are locked on an island with RT. The dinosaurs are just hangin' around, you know
“I am not trapped in a facility full of robots! You’re all trapped in here with ME!” -Soldier
The guests are trapped, the Dino’s are just his hitmen
Watch Men reference?
@@bananalad3949 You're damn right
"I'm not a complete monster who would set the carnivore on the tourists."
*sets the carnivore loose among the tourists*
e
That's what the other divisions did when I maxed out security for the indo
Purely for financial reasons. Those photographs sell for a lot!
proceeds to let three of them lose
Yea but he isn’t a monster, he gave them a warning, even if it was suddel.
The secrets of Doctor Wu, available to everyone but his wife
I meet you again
kremit the frog and his crew that got eaten by his dino
Kremit bacc
Kirmit the dino
It’s Christmas go and do Christmas things
*take 5 shots to take down dinosaur*
Game: “that would be $10,000 per bullet”
RT: “wow, that’s very expensive”
Also RT: *proceeds to shoot random visitors*
It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon...
_for 12 seconds_
I mean, he also gets a lot of money by taking shots, you know... The photo ones.
@@craigmegley yeah that was my though too
It wasn’t the game.. it was somebody in chat. All of his videos are highlights from twitch streams he makes,
Get heavy’s meat the team flashbacks
>releases carnivore dino inside the park
>photographs people got eaten by dinosaur
>sell the photos to get money to improve park facilities
GENIUS
All the voreaphiles paying 5 figures for those photos
Stonks?
>People getting eaten
"Great satisfaction."
I've discovered that all of the visitors seems to have a thing for vore.
Uwu
Sounds like a problem that'll solve itself thanks to natural selection.
They do seem to conveniently “trip” in front of the dinos.
(Gunshot)
no
RT raises the land in Jurassic World Evolution
*Flashbacks of Cities Skylines*
@@axelmaldonado2642 West Philadelphia
Born and raised in a playground is where I spent most of my days
And it makes, a firey ring
Upper Hell and Lower Heaven
Game devs: *releases well made game*
RT: can people die?
Game devs: umm, yeah...
RT: how many?
Game devs: umm...
RT: lets kill some people with a frickin dinosaur
Guests: enter exhibit
Big Dino: Oh hello There
Guests: oh no...
Big Dino: Food!
Also Big Dino: Yummy
Guests: die
RT: Oh nice we got half a star, yes, yes, Great safety.
I mean, it rewards him for it, so that just makes the game better.
RT: Ooh I make money from killing my visitors!
*consumes all visitors*
RT: You got to eat the fat to get the stacks kids
_releases well made game_ -> find the mistake
Replace RT with everyone and this is true
Daniel opening up a Jurassic Theme Park with blood thirsty dinosaurs on the loose eating people is probably one of the best Christmas present I’ve ever had.
*Merry Christmas Daniel!*
StickMaster500 i see you fricking everywhere are you an alt account from Justin. Y or what?
Notice me
I like your pfp! Is it from tf2?
Dragonhunter 24 he’s comments in a lot of tf2 channels so and RTgame used to post only tf2 content a while back before branching off.
Merry Christmas, Mr. StickMaster!
If Jurassic World 2 is so great, then why isn’t there a Jurassic World 2 2
Kevin Durant Because How to properly clean your metal computer 2 already exists.
If kevin durant is so great, then why isnt there a kevin durant 2
if Kevin durant is so great why isn’t there a Kevin Durante 2
Killbutt 2 2
There is one
*A dinosaur feeding facility
A very high class one.
This is extremely offensive to my kind...
And on Christmas Day...
Well too bad you extinct bitch.
@@SaucisseVaillante OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
If you changed your profile picture just for today, you have my utmost respect
Shut up furry. Oh wait...
@Ethan Wallace well your porbly a he'd of us
I can imagine the reviews now: "2 Stars. Total deathtrap, owner stalks and hunts tourists with his pet dinosaurs. Still safer than his roller coaster park though...."
Or, the episode where RT sacrifices dozens of people to giant lizards in order to increase his skill in photography.
What's the point of a Jurassic Themed -Death Trap- Park if your guests don't get to -die- experience the true *Jurassic experience?*
Paorupiro very very important for this kind of thing, we need the true experience
Agreed
RTGame announces Jurassic World 3
No It's Jurassic World 2 2
U mean Jurassic World RT
nasa announces earth 2
suicide rate drops to 0%
stop you're gonna break humans
@@thewanderers97 but do we really want to prevent that?
Yep, this is Rtgame’s park. He’s gotten ahold of the dinosaurs now. Why did god privilege him so much.
Fool RT is god
Sideways Eagle EAT YOUR CEREAL LRBDLEOISKAKPOQKJDJD
Eat your cereal
Eat your cereal
_"This walk-in dinosaur exhibit is next level! Though you kinda need a flashlight though, the inside of jeff goldblum is rather poorly lit."_
_RT spared no expense._
*Dinosaur is on a rampage eating people left and right.*
"LEZ MAKE SUM MONEYZ!"
it's free real state
Just like the films!
4:08 RT each dart that you shoot costs 10k $, that's very expensive!
Proceeds to try and sedate civilians incessantly
This moment made me laugh maniacally like Santa on Christmas, thank you RT
I commented before I finished watching, you absolute madman, what beautiful photographs you've given us
"We just need to follow around Jeff Goldblum here and he's gonna eat people and we're gonna get nice pictures for our Snapchat story"
-RT
“I wouldn’t ever let the carnivores on the park guests. What kind of monster do you take me for?”
(3 mins later)
*Lets multiple T-Rex run around the park and takes pictures of them eating the guests and sells the pictures for thousands of dollars each*
Lmaoooo classic RT....
It's a Ceratosaurus
I love how taking pictures of people being eaten by dinosaurs gets you money instead of, idk, sued or something.
you do suffer a lawsuit profit loss when a dino gets out and kills someone.
If it's a sign outside ANYTHING that says "created by RTgame" i'm not going there
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!
Chara Dreemurr - Christopher Moon JUMP JAM
XD Love it!
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody get vored by the dinosaur!
ok seriously dude you’re in every video’s comment section I watch
Why do I have memories bout this
(Now I do know)
"the Five Deaths, if only there had been five..." I mean, he's not wrong.
Jurassic Roads, Take Me Home
To The Place, That Dinos Roam
Isla Sorna, Land of Goldblum
Take Me Home, Jurassic Roads
Edit: Damn! Never got this many likes on a comment. Thanks a lot.
*YES*
I love this
You have 21 likes wtf
that's uh, kinda sad
@@tomjackal5708 Yeah I know. Only got this phone 2 months ago 4 my 14th bday.
I think RT is becoming a fan of Vore
More like Vore: Ragnarok
@@neblittner3589 Am I supose to get that joke?
@@neblittner3589 Jurassic World: Evolution? More like Vore: Ragnarok
@@rayzuke1232 Bore: Ragnarok, it's a meme in Rt's comment section
Hmm, ARK: S I N Evolved?
At the beginning I thought the guy on the loading screen was Elon Musk.
Lol, same
It’s Elon Musk wht are you talking about
It wasn't?
Easy mistake to make.
HOW
Merry Christmas you amazing Irishman.
Merry Christmas homie
SUPIDUWAGUN
i want to buy this game now solely to hear the sweet timbre of jeff goldblum guiding me with his honey voice
the animation of the fallen guy looking up at the dinosaur before it eats him is genuinely pretty horrifying
its amazing that it eats that many people though, you think with the smaller size of that dinosaur it would be satisfied eventually
Game: Construct a live bait feeder
RT: I did
Game: I don't detect su..
RT: It's the park itself.
*RT-Rex is the most scariest dinosaur I guess*
Wow, finally an RTGame face reveal! Kinda makes sense you look like a certain dictator given the stuff you usually get up to.
Idi Amin?
thnx rhianna for the pc
Was gonna like this but is 69 so i dont wanna ruin the party
I was almost literally dieing of laughter when he took the picture of the meat eater Jeff and practily exploded when he made several thousand dollars for doing so.
The next step in entertainment.
The end says “watch another video... or else.” I’ve been watching videos constantly since 2017. I haven’t stopped. Please Daniel, release me from this hell, I haven’t gone outside or eaten in years. Please help
thats like every jurassic park film in 10:35 sec..park safe..no one happy..then bam all hell breaks loose and people get eaten.
Merry Christmas RT!!
Jurassic World and Park are my favourite family friendly movies
10/10 would still go to this park.
*just gotta bring along a couple of my slowest enemies.*
"10 Haunting Photos Taken Seconds Before Disaster"
8:06
I am discussed by the lack of feathers. Those dinosaurs look like naked chickens.🐔
DISCUSSING!
DisCusTang!
Generic Cynic Yeah let’s talk about feathers
@this is not a joke you first
Kitkatman 101 Rude >:c
I loved the ending with the theme song for Jurassic Park playing that was funny af
RT, you should play Chicken Shooter on the Wii! It's a crappy 2006 game also licensed by Nitendo in which you abuse and kill chickens! I still have it lol
1:47 I have the high ground Anakin
*RT photographs dinosaurs murdering innocent people for 10 minutes and 35 seconds*
$3,000 per minute gives an average yearly salary of $1,577,847,600 (adjusted for leap years). I think that might be enough money to make each year.
Jurassic Park but who let the Irish man in charge?
*Great Satisfaction*
*Poor Safety*
You could say people were *dying* to get into your park.
Didnt know RT was into Vore. Weird flex but okay.
Strange demonstration but accepted nevertheless
"I'm not a complete monster, I'm not going to set lose the carnivores on the tourists, what do you take me for?" *Does exactly that* lmfao.
"I'm not a complete monster."
(X) Doubt.
*sees thumbnail*
OwO vore me big dino daddy
Are you proud of what you said
And this children is why we should never use the Internet ever again
Why
I don’t understand what these types of comments are supposed to be. They’re supposed to be funny? Nah, dude. This ain’t it.
Vore is the sexiest thing in existence.
So I’ve just recently fount RT and have been enjoying so so much of his content.
This is by far the most viscerally upsetting thing from him I’ve seen.
This channel has made me so obsessed with the song country roads, that I made a parody for my English teacher, bc his last name is roets, and then made it into a sticker and printed it for him.
The mad lad actually did it..
Dear RT,
As a kid playing Jurassic Park Operation Genesis I would make an enclosure and fill it with a type of carnivore and then build maintenance buildings. I would fill it with as many maintenance workers as possible, and the last one left alive would be allowed to be fired and make a mad dash to *possible* safety. They may be eaten on the way, after all, haha. If there is a way for you to do that, it would be interesting
Nice way of population control. Thanos would be so proud.
2:35 When RT says killer dinosaurs, he really means KILLER dinosaurs.
Owo new RT upload let me drop everything and watch this.
100$ fine for owo
@@captainheat2314 Fine yourself.
this video should be called "A man with a lack of empathy runs a dinosaur park"
***in the voice of that taco vine girl***
YESSSSSSSS
YAAAASSSSSSSSSSS
I GOT TWO FREE TACOS
okay, that photograph bit was dam clever. I about lost my shit when he took the photo. Christ this is why I keep watching this channel.
i will say, it isn't always 1000%
but them diamonds put my sides in orbits
Everybody get down on the floor
*Everybody do the dinosaur*
*Screams and eats raw meat while the harmonica version of the Jurassic Park theme plays in the background as people stare on in horror and terror*
Merry Christmas you are #30 on trending my dude. You made it my dude, you heccin made it.
is that... is that...
*JEFF GOLDBLUM*
You should do this again but get the park massive so there's a tonne of people and way more dinosaurs. The concept is great but I think more chaos would make it better. Keep up the awesome content! :)
2:48
"I'm not a complete monster"
Really? What universe are we living in again?
The worst universe, that’s the one we are In.
Hands down, one of my favorite UA-cam videos ever
We should make this park a reality.
Ah, nothing is better than rewatching your stream and suddenly getting a notification you uploaded a new video. Very cool Dr Wu
merry christmas everyone!!!❤️💚
Vore Simulator 2018
This made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt and I almost threw up. 10/10 great christmas present, would watch again
Rt controlling jarrasic park? What could go wrong.
If you kill at the customers then they can’t leave bad reviews. Perfect
Mmmm
36 views
200 likes
WRT IS GOING ON?!
(Get the joke? Instead of wtf is wrt because the name of the channel is RT)
👌🏻
Merry Christmas RT hope you had a great one
Take me home !!!! Jurassic road!!!!!!
You're on Trending! Nice job! Merry Christmas!
A dino zoo that makes money by selling photos of the dinos eating guests? Where can I buy tickets???
irish man watches and takes pictures as park guests are consumed by ceratasaurus
I think you meant a "walk-in-dinosaur exhibit"
This video is basically just an adventure to get the perfect thumbnail for this video. It all comes full circle.
Country roads
7:42 perfect moment for a "to be continued" cut!
Rawr xD
Thank you for that
@@Nikowo1610 Thanks that was a horrible comment I made
I absolutely love that the thumbnail on UA-cam is also that wonderful shot
*tu du du du duuu tu du du du duuu*
This is the best kind of Christmas ever.
You know, the vicious, bloodthirsty dinosaur kind.
country roaaaaaads
Jeff Goldblum's narration gives me life, even though he sounds like he's dying and wants nothing to do with this franchise anymore.
I got perms banned from speaking because slow mode is broken wtf
You’re on Trending. Good job.
Rt game moar like rt....gay