Driving mistakes I made ft my dad

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 26 лис 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 4,4 тис.

  • @MasonCreates25
    @MasonCreates25 5 років тому +23615

    Little Ginger Girl brutally murders mailbox (2019) (Colourized)

    • @RisingJay
      @RisingJay 5 років тому +148

      A classic for the ages

    • @KasaiBuru
      @KasaiBuru 5 років тому +36

      @@RisingJay I love your super smash Bros animation

    • @Sapphickoolaid
      @Sapphickoolaid 5 років тому +14

      Technicolor

    • @ExtermiNATE
      @ExtermiNATE 5 років тому +10

      bubbi

    • @nonchalantce0720
      @nonchalantce0720 5 років тому +19

      You were pinned and hearted by Illymation!!😊😊❤️❤️

  • @rainbowelbow7444
    @rainbowelbow7444 5 років тому +2301

    “I am simply a clown with a license”
    Added on to my list of favorite quotes

  • @asezyx
    @asezyx 5 років тому +5353

    "Dad?. . . . I think i hit your carrrrrr"
    "Yeah? Well it couldn't get any worse.. "

    • @_chelena_
      @_chelena_ 5 років тому +146

      **INSERT SCREECHING NOISE**

    • @doggododds1672
      @doggododds1672 5 років тому +10

      // 'v' // errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • @mexicandiov604
      @mexicandiov604 5 років тому +23

      *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @chispychisp1690
      @chispychisp1690 5 років тому +14

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @JoaquinDSoto
      @JoaquinDSoto 5 років тому +10

      *john cena walks in* Are you sure about that

  • @duckie4655
    @duckie4655 5 років тому +3073

    "It's not gonna get any worse...just keep going -sigh-"
    Me in the middle of the school year

    • @nahoo7748
      @nahoo7748 5 років тому +32

      Not even funny. Just accurate. 😢

    • @cinnmiel3047
      @cinnmiel3047 5 років тому +11

      Wouldn’t it be “any worse” not “any worst”

    • @cyberblaze2253
      @cyberblaze2253 5 років тому +3

      @@cinnmiel3047 what is the diferince?

    • @kjoru.3768
      @kjoru.3768 5 років тому +4

      Cinnmiel / Wouldn’t it be*

    • @kjoru.3768
      @kjoru.3768 5 років тому +5

      fire warrior 2 / “any worst” is improper grammar

  • @imopman
    @imopman 2 роки тому +209

    Your Dad sounds like a good guy , I think he probably got so much fun/laughs from telling all his friends co-workers about you hitting his car than the cost of repairs was worth it.

  • @SultanSketches
    @SultanSketches 5 років тому +3437

    You say you don't know much about cars but you put down "kachow" as priceless and I think that's pretty spot on man.

  • @Sundryal
    @Sundryal 5 років тому +3646

    Mailbox:*exists*
    Illymation:I'm bout to end this whole man's career

  • @theopinionatedguy8662
    @theopinionatedguy8662 5 років тому +3697

    "I could Taylor Swift in peace and no one would judge me."
    I felt that

  • @kidpixel4818
    @kidpixel4818 Рік тому +83

    It’s adorable how you add your parents into your videos. I don’t think I’ve seen another UA-cam Animator do that before.

  • @miki-rt7dl
    @miki-rt7dl 5 років тому +948

    "my dad said no"
    BEST LINE EVER
    Always use it. 100% works garuanteed

    • @darkpoetica
      @darkpoetica 5 років тому

      I made the likes 777 that’s 111 past 666

    • @jacc.c
      @jacc.c 5 років тому +2

      My mom is single

    • @Baksvsf
      @Baksvsf 2 роки тому +1

      @@jacc.c 😀✋⁉️

    • @cheyennemoore8380
      @cheyennemoore8380 4 місяці тому

      I did this but with mom.

  • @Hannah-vh7ke
    @Hannah-vh7ke 5 років тому +2347

    *closes phone*
    “My dad said NO”
    *background noise* OOOOOOOOHHHH

    • @maineng18
      @maineng18 5 років тому +11

      Hannah haha legit my fav part!

    • @nahishapokhrel956
      @nahishapokhrel956 5 років тому +11

      When hearing that line
      Does anyone think about Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter

    • @meowmeowMFFF
      @meowmeowMFFF 5 років тому +3

      @@marcelapistelli4016 no.

    • @allthingsmimi7403
      @allthingsmimi7403 5 років тому +4

      Hannah
      This made no sense but ok...

    • @Jun.Suzuki
      @Jun.Suzuki 5 років тому +2

      How tf do you close a phone

  • @zeulry
    @zeulry 5 років тому +2636

    "Yes father, Ill let them know *closes flip phone* "my dad said no. OhOHohHOOHohOHoHoHoHOHOHOHO

  • @annika-bd5zz
    @annika-bd5zz 3 роки тому +273

    "so you just wait till my FaThEr hEaRs AbOuT tHisSs!"
    my Potterhead heart I cant-

  • @Hannah-vh7ke
    @Hannah-vh7ke 5 років тому +5504

    “Daaaaaaaaad?”
    “Yeah?”
    “I think I hit your caaaaaaaaaar....”
    “......Yeah”
    “Should I go back?”
    “No.....it’s not gonna get any worse”
    Illys car: *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH*

    • @stupidrock7981
      @stupidrock7981 5 років тому +31

      How is this funny

    • @Hannah-vh7ke
      @Hannah-vh7ke 5 років тому +37

      Because it is

    • @stupidrock7981
      @stupidrock7981 5 років тому +8

      Ok

    • @trucker2987
      @trucker2987 5 років тому +34

      *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH*

    • @Hannah-vh7ke
      @Hannah-vh7ke 5 років тому +5

      Trucker 298 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @halokit9000
    @halokit9000 4 роки тому +1450

    “I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag”
    4:28

    • @nuggetanimation7217
      @nuggetanimation7217 4 роки тому +40

      Stars at Night *I spilled lipstick in ur VALENTINO white bag

    • @mangoberries_
      @mangoberries_ 4 роки тому +83

      L-L-L-L- LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?!?!!

    • @goofy4327
      @goofy4327 4 роки тому +9

      Stars at Night lmao

    • @theshallow.6281
      @theshallow.6281 4 роки тому +9

      Oh yes, I have found the first comment that I’ve ever liked...

    • @Amethyst-Art
      @Amethyst-Art 4 роки тому +1

      How?

  • @lillyyyy121
    @lillyyyy121 5 років тому +983

    “My dAd sAiD nO!”
    *OOOOOOoooiIOoOoo*

  • @scoutstop
    @scoutstop 3 роки тому +202

    "Rest In Peace Charlie May God Bless His Soul"
    *We're All Thinking The Same Right Now, Illy*

    • @charliebernhardt410
      @charliebernhardt410 3 роки тому +4

      So she named it after me? Weeeird

    • @Skye943
      @Skye943 Рік тому +1

      No she named it after Charlie Brown
      You know the kid with Snoopy the dog
      Or Charlie Bucket from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

    • @Fan-girl_writer
      @Fan-girl_writer 4 місяці тому

      Charlie Weasley

  • @grannylady1584
    @grannylady1584 4 роки тому +2280

    “I WILL CALL A FRIEND”
    *calls Father*
    “My dad said no”
    Me: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @monsquidchr6533
      @monsquidchr6533 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂
      no

    • @Banana_Central21711
      @Banana_Central21711 4 роки тому +5

      thats because her only friend is her dad lol

    • @sanjaypokhariyal1
      @sanjaypokhariyal1 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @countcontessa8238
      @countcontessa8238 3 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      _😐_

    • @bryancurdi451
      @bryancurdi451 3 роки тому +3

      @@Banana_Central21711 did you hear the beginning or before That part she literally talked about her friends.

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 5 років тому +768

    Dad: Ok good now a bit to the lef-
    illy: **turns car into an airplane**

    • @_nyx
      @_nyx 5 років тому

      YOU'RE HERE TO!?

    • @gotchagirl3755
      @gotchagirl3755 5 років тому +3

      Girl!!!! You are everywhere!!

    • @raflamar4146
      @raflamar4146 5 років тому

      Reminded me of when a giant turns you into Skyrim’s first satellite

    • @wooshmedaddy8867
      @wooshmedaddy8867 5 років тому

      that isnt possible

    • @raflamar4146
      @raflamar4146 5 років тому

      @Woosh Me Daddy r/whoosh

  • @-lbrowniebrowniel-2717
    @-lbrowniebrowniel-2717 5 років тому +606

    “There’s a dad inside all of us”
    Well that explains why I make dad jokes all the time 😂

  • @dotdedo
    @dotdedo 4 роки тому +44

    I'm so glad you told the home owner about the mailbox. One time when I was a kid some teen was going 50mph or more down our dirt road and destroyed our mailbox. We lost important bills (very early 2000s before everything was online) and the cop laughed in my moms face when she got upset the cop was going to let the kid go free without a ticket or promise to pay or anything

  • @dualtahunter4043
    @dualtahunter4043 5 років тому +622

    Illy: **hits car**
    Me, forgetting I have my headphones on max volume: *ear death*
    *yes*

  • @ilysm.6642
    @ilysm.6642 4 роки тому +874

    2:18
    Illy: Don’t text, While driving!
    My dad: *_”No, I think I will”_*

    • @SomeOneWithAHoodie
      @SomeOneWithAHoodie 4 роки тому +11

      A Clever Username oh no ;_;

    • @suggarart396
      @suggarart396 4 роки тому +1

      Gosh

    • @ILoveMe.._
      @ILoveMe.._ 4 роки тому +6

      Well if it ain't the prodojy of Princeton college aaron burr give us a verse drop some knowlage! Lol ham is my fav

    • @larrystowing7385
      @larrystowing7385 4 роки тому +6

      Well If it isn’t Arron Burr!

    • @kathrynrose549
      @kathrynrose549 4 роки тому +4

      Aaron bur, SiR??2.2.1?2?3?4?$.&?&?3

  • @Cosygames_art
    @Cosygames_art Рік тому +509

    I still can’t imagine 16 year olds on the road in my country. We need to be at least 18 to just get a license.

    • @cordialpiano8031
      @cordialpiano8031 Рік тому +37

      I just finished my hours… and I’m 16… and oh goodness, I don’t want to drive yet 😭
      I also don’t feel safe driving at this age, but I’ve been pressured into it.

    • @Jinxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
      @Jinxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Рік тому +27

      @@cordialpiano8031 then dont friend, just wait until ur ready frfr

    • @vexywexypoo
      @vexywexypoo Рік тому +19

      Yeah, we can drive at 16 but can't buy a lighter til 18

    • @localhideout
      @localhideout Рік тому +7

      In my country it’s 17 so it’s still kinda ok but oh dear god 16 is early

    • @user-kt1no7yx1u
      @user-kt1no7yx1u Рік тому +5

      ​@@cordialpiano8031 I'm 15 and while it's a intimidating, I'm ready not to have to rely on my parents for rides

  • @TheLaddi
    @TheLaddi 5 років тому +854

    I'm so glad you finally shaved your dad beard face!

  • @naterbug182
    @naterbug182 5 років тому +679

    As a new driver, I can relate

    • @ellw7830
      @ellw7830 5 років тому +6

      I've been driving for almost a year and I can still relate :')

    • @rochellesmith8427
      @rochellesmith8427 5 років тому

      @@kyliecervantes9839 REPORTED AND BLOCKED

  • @cap5785
    @cap5785 5 років тому +656

    Haha I totally feel you on this as a new driver. Nice video bud!

  • @Aashbard01
    @Aashbard01 Рік тому +11

    The “My Dad said no” scene and the other Draco Malfoy references were hilarious. Thank your for videos they’re really helpful for teaching us about the world

  • @reeda5390
    @reeda5390 5 років тому +329

    The intro is like Bobs Burgers, Bob letting Tina drive in the empty parking lot and hitting the one car that was there

    • @jenc9532
      @jenc9532 5 років тому +2

      Reed A it was jimmy pestos car too lol

    • @reeda5390
      @reeda5390 5 років тому +4

      Jen C lol I remember that, that was such a funny episode 😂

    • @reeda5390
      @reeda5390 5 років тому +1

      Sophia Rivera uhm no? Lol

    • @jenn1985
      @jenn1985 2 роки тому +2

      iconic ahah

    • @nicksstuff2779
      @nicksstuff2779 2 роки тому +3

      Bruh that episode is so good

  • @fig39
    @fig39 5 років тому +221

    Mailbox exists:
    Illymation: so you have chosen death

  • @zeldafan88
    @zeldafan88 5 років тому +151

    "My dad said no" OOOOOOHHHHH
    that part killed me illy lol

  • @memesmemes8542
    @memesmemes8542 4 роки тому +20

    5:44 "this girl knows nothing about cars"
    Me about to explain the entire Cars lore:
    (btw i'm not a girl but i wanted to make this joke anyway lol)

  • @Al_i1004
    @Al_i1004 5 років тому +200

    “ I in fact , do not know what is up “
    I’m gonna steal this quote and will try to put it to good use

    • @anasvlogs5337
      @anasvlogs5337 5 років тому

      Hey do you watch gravity falls?

    • @Al_i1004
      @Al_i1004 5 років тому

      OMScratch yes

  • @twighlightmoon8163
    @twighlightmoon8163 5 років тому +234

    “This car wasn’t a lemon”
    *cars 2 flashbacks*

  • @karentookthekids115
    @karentookthekids115 5 років тому +1013

    Dad: ok just move forward
    Me: WERE BREAKING FREE
    Edit : mustard and baloney much

  • @dragonetjane
    @dragonetjane 9 місяців тому +5

    3:13 Love the draco line “You Just you wait till my FaThEr HeArS aBoUt this”

  • @doyoulikeducks5737
    @doyoulikeducks5737 5 років тому +685

    I've been binge watching illymation for the past 3 hours

    • @mylk7155
      @mylk7155 5 років тому +4

      N i c e

    • @frozenmark2714
      @frozenmark2714 5 років тому +4

      Same here

    • @spacialtivity
      @spacialtivity 5 років тому +2

      W O w

    • @-briggsy-
      @-briggsy- 5 років тому +6

      Me trying to figure out if Illymation has a total of 3 hour or more of content on her channel at 3am in the morning
      Also Me: I don’t need sleep I need answers

    • @kittypixie.x
      @kittypixie.x 4 роки тому +1

      Sam e!!

  • @Hexra_
    @Hexra_ 5 років тому +504

    No one:
    Dollar shave club sponsorship: " *wE hAvE bUtT wIpEs* "

    • @Bladee33333
      @Bladee33333 5 років тому +1

      😂

    • @MrScottyh1973
      @MrScottyh1973 5 років тому

      lol🤣

    • @Summacide
      @Summacide 5 років тому

      Dollar shave club: “WE HAVE HAIR GEL!!!”
      Me: *unOrdinary flashback*

  • @xxtoxickidxx6538
    @xxtoxickidxx6538 5 років тому +170

    "Yes farther I'll let them know"
    -Illy

  • @harley6948
    @harley6948 4 роки тому +37

    Thanks for making me feel better about naming my cars! And I also use my dad for everything car related to this day lol

  • @birthdaycake4611
    @birthdaycake4611 5 років тому +1751

    It was a RED marshmallow on wheels that I named
    LiGhTnInG mCqUeEn
    *bouncing intenseifies*
    Edit: thanks for the likes!!

  • @peyotie_fandomz3309
    @peyotie_fandomz3309 5 років тому +181

    “300 dollar mailbox”
    ...
    “EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FRICC FRACC??!!”

    • @iwanttodieplease84
      @iwanttodieplease84 5 років тому +3

      Peyotie Da_Coyote This kids is why you never text and drive.

    • @NibbleNips88
      @NibbleNips88 5 років тому +2

      Fricc fracc? The language omg!!!!! 😮 😂

    • @ej_tech
      @ej_tech 5 років тому

      Meanwhile I made a mailbox from stuff I had just laying around.

  • @Strifezx
    @Strifezx 5 років тому +181

    3:08
    illy: "I am simply a clown"
    *doesn't even have a clown suit on*
    me: is this a scam?

  • @giroandkarin2822
    @giroandkarin2822 3 роки тому +19

    Ilyssa: Can you guys call me a taxi?
    Repair guy: You're out of range
    Ilyssa: How am I suppose to get to class then?
    Repair guy: You could phone a friend
    Ilyssa: *confused internal screaming*

  • @JuanRamirez-cu4wp
    @JuanRamirez-cu4wp 4 роки тому +2226

    “My father will hear about this”
    *oh my god it’s Draco*

    • @Amethyst-Art
      @Amethyst-Art 4 роки тому +14

      AlOhAmOrA

    • @randomkid8853
      @randomkid8853 4 роки тому +5

      HARRY POTTER

    • @teddyursa83
      @teddyursa83 4 роки тому +5

      @Budgiedoreos_bad person POTTER

    • @Ninaa_18
      @Ninaa_18 4 роки тому +20

      The one and only
      DRACO MALFOY

    • @joeskatess
      @joeskatess 4 роки тому +6

      that was the joke didnt you see the Slytherin robes

  • @ssherryannt
    @ssherryannt 5 років тому +226

    Ha! You can't drive to save your life!
    *USES SPEED BUMP AS RAMP*

    • @timeeuclidean
      @timeeuclidean 5 років тому +3

      I don't know why I found this so funny but I cackled

    • @kyletanking
      @kyletanking 5 років тому +2

      Yeah I sped up

    • @keturahjackson6762
      @keturahjackson6762 5 років тому +1

      Wait... So thats not what their for? (Jk, I know they're speed bumps)

  • @s6vi783
    @s6vi783 5 років тому +146

    ILLY HAS UPLOADED
    MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED 👁👄👁

  • @bl0ody_n0s3
    @bl0ody_n0s3 4 роки тому +10

    6:16 I thought she was going to say “because this video is sponsored by dad.” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Satibogurl-Sat
      @Satibogurl-Sat 2 роки тому +2

      I paused it right after “by” and said out loud “dad” followed by awkward silence and 5 minutes of shame because I embarrassed myself in front of myself

  • @junkjunkloot4357
    @junkjunkloot4357 5 років тому +35

    "Theres a dad in all of us, but we're not the same dad!"
    Preach. Dad-to-dad solidarity. Solidaddy-ty.

    • @hi-bk6sy
      @hi-bk6sy 5 років тому +2

      Im officially adding “solidaddy” to my vocabulary 😂

  • @appleofcider
    @appleofcider 5 років тому +368

    I have my license but I'm too afraid of driving on the road.

    • @lienhua5558
      @lienhua5558 5 років тому +4

      AppleCider SAME HERE XDDD

    • @ChiaraTomassone
      @ChiaraTomassone 5 років тому +3

      Same I'm so scared 🙄

    • @tanjaaa390
      @tanjaaa390 5 років тому +3

      But how do you get your licence if you are too afraid of driving on the road? Idk how it is in other parts of the world but to get your licence in Austria you have to drive on the road and while practicing with a driving teacher you also drive on highways

    • @ellw7830
      @ellw7830 5 років тому

      @@tanjaaa390 they might mean permit (allows you to drive with a chaperone but not alone)

    • @alexm7859
      @alexm7859 5 років тому

      @@tanjaaa390 I'm from USA with a license and am afraid of driving! In my state you just drive around the block of the DMV, also they don't make you go in the highway. Idk why but I'm glad we don't, my guess is they just test you to make sure you're safe enough for the road?

  • @elladibattista7595
    @elladibattista7595 5 років тому +369

    0:57 'My friend got blood on the car seat"
    Me: you mean a period?!!?

    • @Badvait
      @Badvait 5 років тому +19

      Ella Dibattista shhhhh

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen 5 років тому +13

      Talented Lydia YT thanks for the essay...

    • @mintstoleurgirl
      @mintstoleurgirl 5 років тому +10

      Talented Lydia YT oof are you Illy’s friend???
      Jk jk

    • @depressoespresso3542
      @depressoespresso3542 5 років тому +5

      @Talented Lydia YT I don't think you drink enough water...

    • @palesugars8024
      @palesugars8024 5 років тому +1

      @@depressoespresso3542 it could be the heat,or stress,I drink a whole lot of water and still get them most of the times

  • @GuiltyArtist15
    @GuiltyArtist15 3 роки тому +9

    1:42 speaking of mailboxes, I actually remember my bus driver running over one of my neighbors mailboxes trying to turn out of my neighborhood. She was dropping one of the kids off at one of the higher houses before dropping me in the rest of the kids off at my neighborhood. I guess she just turned a little to much and caused the whole bus to run over the mailbox completely squishing it! A whole metal mailbox was squished! She ended up leaving her information and said that she'd pay for a new mailbox and that she was incredibly sorry.

  • @ArcticAblaze
    @ArcticAblaze 5 років тому +271

    3:13 I'm now in love with this channel...... HARRY *POTTAH*
    "Wait till my father hears about THIS!"
    Edit: *wow das a lotta likes*

    • @hellod6624
      @hellod6624 5 років тому +2

      Lily.Your.Local.Potterhead WE BOTH ARE POTTERHEADS AND WE HAVE THE SAME NAME

    • @ArcticAblaze
      @ArcticAblaze 5 років тому

      @@hellod6624 OH MAH GAH

    • @starmsp3485
      @starmsp3485 5 років тому +1

      Same! My Harry potter FANGIRL heart was POUNDING WITH JOY

    • @kotozaki-p
      @kotozaki-p 5 років тому +1

      I am a Potterhead and that was HILARIOUS. I am gonna go to Florida to Universal Studios.

    • @nelliehakans1793
      @nelliehakans1793 5 років тому +1

      BEST. CHANEL. EVER.

  • @gryffindorgirl1009
    @gryffindorgirl1009 4 роки тому +163

    “So you just wait till my father hears about this!”
    Draco malfoy with red hair is that you? Lol

  • @yourmonarchrowan
    @yourmonarchrowan 5 років тому +47

    “Mom will make breakfast??” Literally the happiest moment in the whole thing

  • @tavotex620
    @tavotex620 3 роки тому +7

    0:13 that "okay" was too cute!

  • @SlaviAgeRegress
    @SlaviAgeRegress 5 років тому +379

    My dad told me once that you should get your driving license as soon as possible but to not buy a car as soon as you get your driving license, and said “the older the license, the cheaper the car”

    • @seasons1146
      @seasons1146 3 роки тому +14

      Great advice. THANK YOU.

    • @youcantreadright6039
      @youcantreadright6039 3 роки тому +11

      I'm gonna use this, tell your dad thank you. Lol

    • @LumosVeil
      @LumosVeil 3 роки тому +4

      Why does the car get cheaper?

    • @SlaviAgeRegress
      @SlaviAgeRegress 3 роки тому +3

      @@LumosVeil
      Ask my father, not me.

    • @oriana5728
      @oriana5728 2 роки тому +15

      @@LumosVeil I think it's bc of insurance. The younger the license-haver is the more likely they are to crash a car, so you have to pay a lot to insure it.

  • @ellieiscool8630
    @ellieiscool8630 5 років тому +76

    You: *hits car*
    Dad: 🤦🏻‍♂️
    You: *rolls down window slowly*
    You: *dad I think I hit the car..*
    Dad: *yeah*
    You: *should I go back or keep going?*
    Dad: *it cant get any worse just keep going?*
    Your car: *skreeeeeet*

  • @gracehice1333
    @gracehice1333 5 років тому +179

    I'm sitting in drivers Ed while I am watching this 🤣

    • @jovanaspasojevic5049
      @jovanaspasojevic5049 5 років тому +2

      lol good luck

    • @jklroxmysox111
      @jklroxmysox111 5 років тому +7

      Wolfblood4423 gh Why aren’t you paying attention to the actual class?

    • @mariee_e
      @mariee_e 5 років тому +2

      @@jklroxmysox111 Cuz 90% of the time we aren't doing anything and they give us the answers in the end anyway! :')

    • @gracehice1333
      @gracehice1333 5 років тому

      Exactly I just finished the class and we did nothing for the most of the day 😂😁

  • @Nobodys_daughter6
    @Nobodys_daughter6 2 роки тому +14

    5:22 *British accent* yes father

  • @Igoggles
    @Igoggles 5 років тому +515

    I just noticed her dads voice would be pretty good at asmr

  • @mizzterdelirious2173
    @mizzterdelirious2173 5 років тому +30

    Your dad is literally the sweetest man I love him!!!

    • @RisingJay
      @RisingJay 5 років тому +3

      mizzter delirious ya he seems so cool!

  • @sweetener.grxnde0528
    @sweetener.grxnde0528 5 років тому +54

    “Oh hey, you’re just in time!”
    *gasp*
    *shows dad shirt*
    DKQMQHDISLWKWDU

  • @Vermillion_Treezzz3113
    @Vermillion_Treezzz3113 2 роки тому +4

    4:04 lol, as a fresh out of school mechanic (it's been 3 years since school, and I still haven't been able to land a good job in my field cause of my own personal issues, sadly, lol), I can definitely tell ya, car dealerships where you have to go for recall repairs loooove to give their customers the squeeze for all the repairs. Also, yeah, addin bogus extra work like new brake pads and a tranny flush, like that's not even stuff you need that often, especially the tranny flush cause transmissions really only need that every 50 thousand or so miles.
    Basically, get an oil change every three months if you don't have a long work commute, or track your milage and do it every 3,000 miles if you do drive a lot, and assuming you have an after 2010 car, you should be aware that your car prolly takes synthetic oil which burns cleaner in the engine that the heavier oil weights that older cars like my '91 Cadillac Deville use.
    And you wanna check your tire tread depth every year, general rule of thumb in my experience is to change those every 3 years and brake pads just once they start squeelin when you stop.
    So yeah, oil, tires, brakes, those are definitely important to keep up with on a schedule, all other things can pretty much be left alone until they completely break, or at least that's the cheap way of doin things when you're not gettin scammed by car dealerships.

  • @veggietales3244
    @veggietales3244 5 років тому +129

    "It visibly had no blood stains"
    :O oh no

  • @mopmate
    @mopmate 5 років тому +26

    5:24 my dad said no
    Y e s best line ever

  • @SkeleSukei
    @SkeleSukei 5 років тому +96

    My dad hit a fire hydrant with _my_ car, Honoura.
    And...he'll still be furious should I ever hit a mailbox.

  • @ibic2441
    @ibic2441 4 роки тому +15

    Me: sees illy shaving her face
    Also me: *proceeds to watch vid*
    Me five seconds later: hol up

  • @miatadude9373
    @miatadude9373 5 років тому +62

    4:11 is an example of mechanics repairing things that are fine and want you to pay extra money for nothing

    • @user-dx8nj7qj2g
      @user-dx8nj7qj2g 3 роки тому +3

      probably even worse than this is some mechanics, when you go in because you genuinely need a part changed/repaired, they charge you, have you wait, but don't do anything.

    • @miatadude9373
      @miatadude9373 3 роки тому

      @@user-dx8nj7qj2g exactly another point of mechanics doing useless things

  • @cassidyorsomething7815
    @cassidyorsomething7815 5 років тому +16

    2:19 Looks at background
    IM HERE FOR THE CHAOS!!!!

  • @rororowan
    @rororowan 5 років тому +38

    "you just be over there, I'll be over here, and we'll just be enemies."😂

  • @josecornejo3977
    @josecornejo3977 3 роки тому +10

    Illy:aww man I have to ride by my self
    PlAy RoCK MUsiC!!!!
    1:10

  • @walnut6871
    @walnut6871 5 років тому +386

    Draco malfoy is secretly a girl and a redhead confirmed.
    Edit: just realized that i am color blind

  • @BobSpong1
    @BobSpong1 5 років тому +106

    Dad's Car: Exists
    Charlie: I'm About To End This Man's Career...

  • @painedfetus8210
    @painedfetus8210 5 років тому +72

    car scammers: exist
    Illy's dad: I'm about to end this mans whole career

  • @laurelcook9078
    @laurelcook9078 2 роки тому +7

    2:07 is that a smiling French fry back there? 😂

  • @alexasblogsandvlogs3362
    @alexasblogsandvlogs3362 5 років тому +224

    “Don’t use phones while driving”
    They didn’t say anything about iPads
    Please don’t take my word for it please I don’t want to get sued

    • @kerrigansparks3977
      @kerrigansparks3977 5 років тому +5

      lol 😂

    • @naomi-sz6rr
      @naomi-sz6rr 5 років тому +6

      They didnt say anything about COMPUTERS!!

    • @ShaniceW494
      @ShaniceW494 5 років тому +4

      Messy Bird1 police officers know this very well 😂

    • @nathanielcimaroli8181
      @nathanielcimaroli8181 5 років тому +6

      For legal reasons that’s a joke

    • @theKobaltPossum
      @theKobaltPossum 4 роки тому +3

      Nether Nathaniel We’re serious Indian Mafia please don’t kill me that’s a joke.

  • @tashalino
    @tashalino 4 роки тому +40

    Mailbox: gets built
    Her car: *S O Y O U H A V E C H O S E N D E A T H*

  • @miniseang2015
    @miniseang2015 5 років тому +20

    “Just keep going. It can’t get any worse.”
    *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
    He jinxed it smh

  • @Skye943
    @Skye943 9 місяців тому +4

    “Hmm yes father, I’ll let them know. My dad said no.”
    Ilyssa: 2019

  • @josed.ulloacastillo1635
    @josed.ulloacastillo1635 5 років тому +85

    *Aaaah*
    this reminds me of my first time driving a car...
    *Killed a squirrel by accident...*

    • @Yun5890
      @Yun5890 5 років тому

      Yeah...same...I killed a turtle

    • @chikifrost8841
      @chikifrost8841 5 років тому

      ツDekiru YOU KILLED A TURTLE!?

    • @pika4790
      @pika4790 5 років тому +2

      R.I.P Squirrel

    • @pika4790
      @pika4790 5 років тому +2

      @@Yun5890 R.I.P Turtle

    • @Yun5890
      @Yun5890 5 років тому

      @@chikifrost8841 yes

  • @randomstuffguy8129
    @randomstuffguy8129 5 років тому +66

    Yes nice upload Illy!! Keep up the good work

  • @droppingacess
    @droppingacess 5 років тому +53

    Dad:Ok just back up the car a little bi-
    Me:LETSA GOOOOO!!!!
    Dad;OH JESUS N-

  • @lamiaceae
    @lamiaceae 4 роки тому +9

    "My father will hear about this"
    YO DRACO MALFOY QUOTED

  • @remyhavoc4463
    @remyhavoc4463 5 років тому +21

    Came for the CHAOS, stayed for the DADMOBL

  • @Findingmyplace1
    @Findingmyplace1 5 років тому +39

    "There's a dad inside all of us."
    Damn my dad said that was our special thing :(

  • @beesechurger622
    @beesechurger622 5 років тому +37

    "ok fine, you got me i cant grow a full beard"
    *hold up*

  • @sdg1
    @sdg1 Рік тому +4

    Your dad is definitely having a great time 10/10

  • @KingsleyIII
    @KingsleyIII 5 років тому +92

    "One time my friend got blood on the passenger seat."
    Considering the blood is a concentrated puddle situated exactly where you sit, do I want to know _how_ your friend got blood on the seat? You know what? No. I really hope that's _not_ how your friend got blood on the seat, because that's unfortunate.

    • @emileeeeeee
      @emileeeeeee 4 роки тому +2

      erm ok

    • @YuyuHakurei
      @YuyuHakurei 4 роки тому +7

      Just murdered them gently.

    • @emileeeeeee
      @emileeeeeee 4 роки тому +5

      @A Random Person Who Hates COVID-19 I mean no you can be a man aswell lmfao

    • @theresachacon1122
      @theresachacon1122 4 роки тому

      @@emileeeeeee That is if he got shot or stabbed in the tender spot

    • @leechyfruit4464
      @leechyfruit4464 4 роки тому +2

      @@theresachacon1122 Or has enough of a brain to learn things.

  • @hunnybonn256
    @hunnybonn256 5 років тому +19

    "Theres a dad inside all of us"
    My reaction: izjsksksjdgjsk IN MY VALENTINO WHITE PURSE

    • @hi-bk6sy
      @hi-bk6sy 5 років тому +1

      Hunny Bonn i understood that reference ;)

  • @classicsnowman6781
    @classicsnowman6781 5 років тому +55

    “And once my friend got blood on the passengers seat”
    “Wow she must have been really hurt”
    Me: yeah sure

    • @joelclements8711
      @joelclements8711 4 роки тому +1

      How did ilymations friend get blood on the seat?

    • @themelancholyofbach
      @themelancholyofbach 4 роки тому +14

      @@joelclements8711 you poor innocent soul

    • @jadehooser9385
      @jadehooser9385 4 роки тому +8

      Joel Clements period.

    • @mangoberries_
      @mangoberries_ 4 роки тому +11

      Poor girl tho imagine bleeding on your friends seat I would be mortified

    • @user-hy7jm3ws3m
      @user-hy7jm3ws3m 4 роки тому +4

      Joel Clements time to ruin a life

  • @user-dx8nj7qj2g
    @user-dx8nj7qj2g 3 роки тому +4

    4:58 a good way to call the bluff, is if it really is such a danger, they'll call the police, the police will let you leave with the car, but then immediately arrest you and fine you. so if they call the police, and the police vouches for the necessities of the repair, but says you're free to drive off with it if you so wish, if you still doubt it, get a tow truck to take it to a different mechanic, because you'll get fined if you drive it out

  • @lunelle_carnagee4567
    @lunelle_carnagee4567 5 років тому +336

    Haha theres probably a good reason I can't drive
    It's called I'm 13

  • @gabirmol
    @gabirmol 4 роки тому +143

    Is nobody gonna talk about how some poor girl bled through on Charlie’s seat? 😳😂

    • @archuripuchuri
      @archuripuchuri 3 роки тому +16

      @@Tryingtogetsubs-hy6up *sighs* Either you get a girlfriend, talk to your mom, or get educated. You are too young. Just don’t judge a girl if there is blood on her pants.

    • @alastorbutwithagun
      @alastorbutwithagun 3 роки тому +9

      god, that's my nightmare, oof girl 😔

    • @momoyaoyorzu3465
      @momoyaoyorzu3465 3 роки тому +5

      @@archuripuchuri period Blood

    • @archuripuchuri
      @archuripuchuri 3 роки тому +3

      @@momoyaoyorzu3465 MHM

    • @momoyaoyorzu3465
      @momoyaoyorzu3465 3 роки тому +3

      @@archuripuchuri the pain

  • @IzukuMidoriya-xl2cw
    @IzukuMidoriya-xl2cw 5 років тому +30

    You : My farther will hear about this!
    Draco Malloy : My father will hear about this, mudblood!
    *Not tying to insult you*

  • @artsymomeares3724
    @artsymomeares3724 2 роки тому +9

    Hol’ up, you did a awesome Draco Malfoy impression! Lol

  • @spongeson
    @spongeson 5 років тому +65

    DUDE I had a similar experience at a car dealership !!! my dad was w me tho and he was having NONE of their scamming lol

  • @cookie_doughlol6298
    @cookie_doughlol6298 4 роки тому +49

    "hm, yes father, ill let them know"
    * closes flip phone *
    *"my dad said no"*

  • @ghost3396
    @ghost3396 5 років тому +55

    SCREEEEEEEEEE GO LEFT YOUR LEFT NO MY LEFT AHHH

  • @strange.2420
    @strange.2420 3 роки тому +6

    1:51 pain and panic: *you mean if he finds out*