“No one wants to date a girl with no breast” Ouran High School Host Club: imma stop you right there This isn’t funny but yeah. forget what I said! People think this is funny as heck, thanks guys! (didn’t expect to see so many Ouran Fans! Glad to see the fandom is alive!)
at least Bijuu is saying stuff like "be who you are and not fake" or "people should love you, for you" that kinda made me happy even though this story feels like fake news :O
As a GG, having big breasts isn't always great. Creeps stare, I have back problems, stretch marks, and I can only use underwire bras (the most painful bra for you boys who don't know) because they're the only ones that provide enough support. Appreciate your body, all of you. Just because you may not look like a supermodel doesn't mean you're ugly. Just wanted to say that 💕
Just so you know in case it’s helpful, I’ve gotten some adds for companies that are making bras that give support and work well for women with larger breasts, but are also supposed to be comfortable to wear. Idk for sure if they really are that comfortable, I’ve never tried it because I am still a teenager and still developing and also very flat chested. But I have sensory issues and things so I am VERY sensitive and can only wear the softest and most comfortable clothes possible. So I know what is very comfortable, and when I look at stuff I can often identify whether or not it seems comfortable based on what the material looks like and stuff like that. And the bras in a lot of those types of ads look like they would be very comfortable (from what I can tell). So I know that lots of companies and places are developing better more comfortable bras for people with bigger breasts, that also still provide enough support. I don’t remember what any of the things were called, but I just wanted to tell you that if you look for companies and things that make bras that are comfortable and still provide support (and are maybe not underwire bras), you might find some good stuff that works for you and is a little more comfortable. If I remembered the name(s) of the company/companies then I would tell you, but I’m super forgetful so I don’t remember 😅. But I bet you can find stuff if you look into it. Just telling you so that you don’t give up hope! I know that there is a lot more stuff out there nowadays! Just search around and you’ll probably end up finding a ton of stuff that is a lot more comfortable and works well for you!
@@MOplease10 In my experience, supportive things that aren't underwire or something tend to be closer to sports bras or really large bras that are visible in any clothing. But I'll look into it, and if you remember, send me a link!
Me is young and they are growing fast Me: oH GAwD hOw Do I mAkE iT sToP I dOnT wAnT tHiS Also me : how do I turn into a boy (As you can tell I am not girly or whatever at all)
Next story, "Hi, my name is Blavia, and I wanted to become an X-Men since I already had Xray vision. So I got breast implants to get noticed more, but ended up having 35 kids. The worst one is named Clarence"
“And my mom is abusive and transgender and a lesbian even tho she changed from a girl to a boy and my brother bought so manny Gucci dresses that he left my family on the streets” No hate to anyone who is transgender or gay/lesbian ;-;
@@CuteCrystalll And my dad is a lesbian who left to live back with his mom who breast feeds him even though he's a 48 year old wamen. And my brother had a stroke since he was allergic to everything. *moment of silence* ANYWAYS please check out more stories like mine in another story animated fake but true yt channel! d;
"No one would wanna date a girl with no breasts!" Me: **looks at my flatchested friend who's dating someone** yeah, i don't think this is correct Edit: 610 LIKES?! DAMN- th-thanks
I feel like this is one of those situations that fits that saying: "Your hubris (or in this case, vanity) will be your own downfall." These people think they got what they want and then regret it afterwards.
There’s so many things wrong with this story: 1.) you need an ID to sell jewelry 2.) you need an ID to get implants/plastic surgery 3.) IT IS ILLEGAL TO TOUCH A MINOR!!!!!!*(there)* 4.) if she a teenager she not done growing so, you know she could- i don’t know STILL GROW BREASTS!! This whole story is SEVERELY messed up.
Exactly!! Minors can’t even make a doctor’s appointment without parents permission. These stories are so ridiculous and obviously fake. 😂🤦🏻♀️If a doctor really gave a child breast implants they’d get fired and go to jail/prison
there is actually a banned chest implant called "string implants" and there are women out there that are still stuck with them with no way to remove them. these implant absorb fluid to continuously grow, with a high risk of infection.
" your butt will litteraly sag off, like fall off" i spent a good 5 mins thinking about how funny it would be if kim kardashians butt fell off on live tv XD
Miku Hatsune Umm Yeah!Their is so many UA-camrs that played Doki doki Lit that love her!She is actually pretty popular(Too popular that’s why she is not meh personal fav)
3:43 How to do this correctly. Step one: Purchase a bra (or sports bra) that has removable padding. Step two: On day one put a small amount of tissue into the slit where you remove the padding. (Keep padding on top of tissue for a smooth appearance) Step three: Slowly over a period of time add more tissue. This will make it look like you’re growing naturally. Step 4: Tadaaaaaa~ P.S: I came up with this on the spot. No, I have not tried but it’ll work and the tissue won’t fall.
When mike talked about seeing scars on your face that are not there I can relate, because I got hit with a surfboard a year ago. The scars I got from that mainly faded, but I can still see them. This does hold people back with this, I think that I would 100% be more confident if the scars never existed.
Here’s a life lesson: Ok, here’s the thing everyone... Big Breasts are basically the worst thing ever. You all need a man who can appreciate your body, and appreciate for who you are as a person. Boom, here you go. Now go do something good
Mm. Too late. I was born with big boobs and...welp iM sTuCk WiFf Em...and also I’m lesbian so all I need is a wOmAn WhO aPpRiCiAtEs WhO I aM. UwU thanks for the happiness tho!
GAHHH why don’t flat chests be greatfull!! Big chests suckkkkkkk!!!! You get tired. You can’t get in certain chest-clutching positions. You have to wear SUPERuncomfertable bras 24/7!! I really wanna be flat chested..
No I’m not saying it’s bad to be conscious about it but people such as bullies, e.t.c... should not bully people about it because there’s nothing wrong about having a flat chest, in fact the only case you’ll be needing...um...boobs... Is for breast feeding and not all babies need to be breast fed if I’m correct but please correct me if I’m wrong
Artsy- Artz you don’t get the joke dude It’s something that’s like really bizarre like one video might say something bizarre so it’s like Title : *insert bizarre unbelievable scenario* Then they’re saying sarcastically oH whaTs nExt? *insert something related to the title but more dumb*?!1!
Imagine someone just randomly walked over to you and said “hi angle face” it’s kinda creepy. (I do not mean this to be rude I am so sorry if this makes anyone feel bad).
“Did she go into a back alley to get this surgeon from doctor nick from the simpsons? *says with doctor nick impression* Doctor Nick everybody!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣LMAO!!! OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING THAT IS TOO FUNNY!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Girl: “no one wanted to date a flat cheated girl” Me: *thinks about my flat chested friend who has a boyfriend and got asked out by my other friend all at the tHe same time... then thinks about me, the girl who never had a bf and went through every stage of puberty at 9”
“Did she go into a back alley to get this surgeon from doctor nick from the simpsons? **says with doctor nick impression** Doctor Nick everybody!” Lmao 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@FollowerofHe yeah true! We are beatiful like we are...the beaty is not the most important things in life and if somebody don't like you how we are he/she don't deserve us :) and we can be beaty even without big breast ecc...
“No guy would ever date a girl with no breasts” Me: yeah but, I dated a dude who liked me in kindergarten, and I obviously didn’t have breasts then, sooooooooo
“No one wants to date a girl with no breast”
Ouran High School Host Club: imma stop you right there
This isn’t funny but yeah. forget what I said! People think this is funny as heck, thanks guys! (didn’t expect to see so many Ouran Fans! Glad to see the fandom is alive!)
Honey-senpi isn't probably strate nor the twins
i laughed tho so i guess its pretty funny XD
your so right
@cosmic zodiac I love this
agreed :) :)
Girl: "Mom? can i have a breast surgery?"
Mother: : "No."
Girl: *I'm about to do something that's called a pro gamer move.*
and I oop-
@@rainbowzgrqce ...What?
@@orange993 it's a meme
good one girl
Mike: Doesn't get a hair cut
His hair: Won't stop growing! 👌
Lol
What the fuck
Lmaoooo
Nice
Ha ha ha
at least Bijuu is saying stuff like "be who you are and not fake" or "people should love you, for you" that kinda made me happy even though this story feels like fake news :O
It is fake bich
@@TeslaKid reported u
same :)
Bijuu mike makes my day =)
Bijuu: “bullying is wrong!”
Also Bijuu: *continues to drag the narrator*
Lmao 😂😏
Bijuu*
@@ejaster6704 awe man I’ve been a subscriber for almost 2years and I still can’t spell his name. How disappointing 😔
Lmao
so true thO
"Do kids really have time for bullying with all their *TWITTERS* and stuff?"
-Bijuu Mike, 2020
Twitter is 17+ HOW ARE KIDS DOING DIS
@TutleGames / RandomVideos Sadly,kids ignore those warning things.
@@tutlegamesperiod.9794 its 13+
@@julierachel19 for me its 17+ or mature
@@tutlegamesperiod.9794 the rules of twitter im pretty sure is you have to be 13 or over to use it.
“No one wants to date a girl with no breasts”
Me: Flatter than a table top but having a boyfriend for the past 2 years
Omg Your Absolutely Beautiful! You Deserve a boyfriend
WHO EVEN SAID THAT GIRLS SMALL BREASTS ARENT BEAUTIFUL. THEY R GORGEOUS AS ANY OTHER FEMALE.
I'm not flat chested and I'm single
YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
All the girls ask me if I stuff it's sucks but I'm also gay so I don't have to deal with boyfreinds
As a GG, having big breasts isn't always great. Creeps stare, I have back problems, stretch marks, and I can only use underwire bras (the most painful bra for you boys who don't know) because they're the only ones that provide enough support.
Appreciate your body, all of you. Just because you may not look like a supermodel doesn't mean you're ugly. Just wanted to say that 💕
Just so you know in case it’s helpful, I’ve gotten some adds for companies that are making bras that give support and work well for women with larger breasts, but are also supposed to be comfortable to wear. Idk for sure if they really are that comfortable, I’ve never tried it because I am still a teenager and still developing and also very flat chested. But I have sensory issues and things so I am VERY sensitive and can only wear the softest and most comfortable clothes possible. So I know what is very comfortable, and when I look at stuff I can often identify whether or not it seems comfortable based on what the material looks like and stuff like that. And the bras in a lot of those types of ads look like they would be very comfortable (from what I can tell). So I know that lots of companies and places are developing better more comfortable bras for people with bigger breasts, that also still provide enough support. I don’t remember what any of the things were called, but I just wanted to tell you that if you look for companies and things that make bras that are comfortable and still provide support (and are maybe not underwire bras), you might find some good stuff that works for you and is a little more comfortable. If I remembered the name(s) of the company/companies then I would tell you, but I’m super forgetful so I don’t remember 😅. But I bet you can find stuff if you look into it. Just telling you so that you don’t give up hope! I know that there is a lot more stuff out there nowadays! Just search around and you’ll probably end up finding a ton of stuff that is a lot more comfortable and works well for you!
@@MOplease10 In my experience, supportive things that aren't underwire or something tend to be closer to sports bras or really large bras that are visible in any clothing. But I'll look into it, and if you remember, send me a link!
@@bambisbluebell ok!
"He said he admires my body"
Yeah. Not you. Your body.
F Mega
@@mr.machees6488 jojo reference?
AXEL DA AXE yup
Mr.Machees oh god the flashbacks to part three.
@@lilya2906 they can heal or destroy ones mind
Bijuu: “Are they just picking letters”.
Me: No bra sizes goes by letters the highest I heard of was i
It the breast size j=10 which is 90 pounds
Hear of QQQ?
It goes to z that I've seen
wut
Gfhshsjrhhfhrsgejfreftefgy 90 lbs
“They won’t stop growing!”
Bijuu: So do my potatos
Oooofffff
We men are stuck with "them" being permanent, women don't have to deal with this even though changing our bodyparts is an option.
It reminds me of that vine
ArtistAnthony We also have problems as women too....
Just saying
@@sparkles6274 Oh I know
Edit:And I'm not sure if it's a good thing I know what I do....
"do you run school in your house???"
Covid: *yes.*
HAHA- LOL-
Bijuu Mike: "How do kids have time to bully while they are on their twitter"
Me: They bully ON twitter
Madeleine Klinger true
actually cyber bullying is bullying online
Twitter is a cesspool of bullying, trolling, and poorly thought out hot takes.
True-
Thats why i dont have Twitter
@@punktuation_ tahts why i should be on twitter so i can get bullied
“Eventually, you’re butt’s just gonna sag and FALL off”
-Mike, 2020
Goth Girl mike *rotch*
Ye xD
Why are u watching girls pooping
lil ix6y excuse me?
lil ix6y what the?
Girl: (has not hit puberty yet because she’s younger)
Also girl: *WhY aRe ThEy NoT gRoWiNg*
She’s stupid
xD also I love this face: 🥴🥴🥴🤪
Me is young and they are growing fast
Me: oH GAwD hOw Do I mAkE iT sToP I dOnT wAnT tHiS
Also me : how do I turn into a boy
(As you can tell I am not girly or whatever at all)
Definitely most people who say that online and such-
@@ramonrivera9694 yeah when mine started growing I didn't want it at first. Now I'm used to them like any other thing
The narrator sounds like if I had a 16 year old daughter and I scolded her
“And I THOUGHT he was gonna be nice to me butthenhekickedmeoutofthehouse!!”
What
So true XD
Girl: they won't stop growing.
Me: Crops keep growing, but you don't see farmers bragging.
Oof
True
But then there’s the farmer contests-
Yeah. I didn't hear any farmers bragging about that.
Oof
"ThEy WoNt StOp GrOwInG"
Me: *Your lies won't stop growing*
Julio Woen underrated comment
Haha
Trye
You stole my comment oof ;-;
Nhi Hoang oof im sorry ;-;
Even tho i didnt even see your comment xD
Mike: SHEs jusT shOWING OFF
Also mike:I GOT THIS HIGH QUALITY CAMERA
Klara Playz boooooo you he not try to show off
Scp-049 I know lmao this is a joke XD
Scp-049 Bruh.
Scp-049 Issa joke tho-
LMAO
Doctor: you don’t have enough skin!
Bijuu mike: what about parents permission
Always need parents person
Docter: *Y E S*
XD
Next story, "Hi, my name is Blavia, and I wanted to become an X-Men since I already had Xray vision. So I got breast implants to get noticed more, but ended up having 35 kids. The worst one is named Clarence"
“And my mom is abusive and transgender and a lesbian even tho she changed from a girl to a boy and my brother bought so manny Gucci dresses that he left my family on the streets”
No hate to anyone who is transgender or gay/lesbian ;-;
@@CuteCrystalll And my dad is a lesbian who left to live back with his mom who breast feeds him even though he's a 48 year old wamen. And my brother had a stroke since he was allergic to everything. *moment of silence* ANYWAYS please check out more stories like mine in another story animated fake but true yt channel! d;
@@jocuIarity LMAO 😂 I CANT STOP LAUGHING
@@jocuIarity help I m dying after seeing your comment 😂😂😭
@@jocuIarity .😂 I'm dead
"They won't stop growing"
Innocent mothers: Omg! I know right?!
😂 that was my mom
lol 😆
2 days until i going to mexico UvU hope you have a wonderful time
Their normal people.. Why do people make everything inappropriate?
Girl: THEY WON’T STOP GROWING
Me: Your watermelons or lies?
Both
Lazzi Loo, ooooooooohhhh!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
Lazzi Loo lol laughing my ass off I'm dead🤣
Oooooooooooooh! XD
"Do kids really say that kind of stuf?!" Yes, Mike, yes they do now
Now it's dogwater and skill issue
Now it's ratio
And it's mic'd up kid
I WISH I have flat chest. Having large breasts is such a burden.. I feel insecure every day
@shrimp 4 life ツ meh too
i wish i had a flat chest or at least my binder back :(
I have lemons chest , but I am puberty so maybe y’know .. D:
Running and jumping with them is hard, I feel your pain
@Cai Chee Wah yass👏👏👏
Title: *they won't stop growing*
Me: *are you talking about how many lies are in this story or every story?*
*Her nose can’t keep growing omG*
She made up a story about “They won’t stop growing!”
Because she is flat as a piece of paper
OOOOOOOOOOOH .OOOO. DIS HOOMAN SPEAKING DA TRUTHHH
@@leanchicken7 no your giving her too much credit, she's flatter than a cutting board
@@leanchicken7 she's flatter than your mom
"No one would wanna date a girl with no breasts!"
Me: **looks at my flatchested friend who's dating someone** yeah, i don't think this is correct
Edit: 610 LIKES?! DAMN- th-thanks
@Alyssa Appleheart
looks at my not flat chested self not dating anyone
@@mellowlemons22 oh- OmO sorru-
Nani Hill lol same
In Ouran high school host club....haruhi is flat chested and all the boys want her......what is wrong with people today
Why you gotta be so MEAN!?!?!? ಠ︵ಠ
girl: It CoSts 5000 To GeT iMpLaNtS
me searching how much it is for proof:
my fbi agent:
Ok
*FBI OPEN UP*
@Kara White Thanks It's not mine tho
What the potato with ramen with a side with rice????
LMAOO
"NOboDy WAntS To daTe a GiRL wITh a fLaT ChEsT"
Me: *likes flat and large chested girls*
Me a nonbinary that wants to get rid of them
so do I omg
Wtf
Ouran HighSchool Host Club: *hello sisters*
Same
“Itty bitty titty committee”
I can’t.
Edit: How tf did this stupid comment get so many likes?
Middle schoolers these days lmao
ME.
That's legit the dumbest insult ever-
My dad says I’m in that committee
its an actual thing tho
2019: "I'm allergic to air"
2020: "I had 100 kids at 12 years old"
2099 I'm allergic to planet earth
Orochi's Life _ earth probs wont exist then
Hmm yes Alternate timeline
2030 : “I had 1000 kids at 1 year old”
6435 My potato sacks keep multiplying
"i really admire your body"
"your pretty hot too"
"your looks aint bad either"
like... *what*
Lol
Lol
*you're
@@Stick-Toons-508 please excuse me
@@Stick-Toons-508 I think you are mistaken it is actually your not you're.
Girl: "nobody wants to date a girl with no breasts!"
Me: *bruh my chest is as flat as a chopping board but I still got a boyfriend*
And like wouldn't it work the opposite way too like mine are big for my age and I'm as single as a pringle left in the can
Lucky.
@@atlasz9209 same
People told me the same thing and I’m like ‘ I have a girlfriend ‘ and they say it’s cause I’m not dating a guy
My chest is also as flat as a chopping board but I don't got a boyfriend
“I know he’ll admire me no matter what.”
1 minute later
*GET OUT, I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOUR BODY IS A LIE!!!*
Me: *b o i*
btw ur girl
Imran Shahzad why on earth does anyone care
“Most of the customers stopped coming to the restaurant because you weren’t there.” Literally the same line from that beautiful twins story
XD
@Bianca SAITTA RODRGUEZ *Okay yus that sounds right X3*
Fetusdeletus I ❤️ your profile picture
Jazzycorn Gacha Thank very much
I feel like this is one of those situations that fits that saying: "Your hubris (or in this case, vanity) will be your own downfall." These people think they got what they want and then regret it afterwards.
There’s so many things wrong with this story: 1.) you need an ID to sell jewelry
2.) you need an ID to get implants/plastic surgery
3.) IT IS ILLEGAL TO TOUCH A MINOR!!!!!!*(there)*
4.) if she a teenager she not done growing so, you know she could- i don’t know STILL GROW BREASTS!!
This whole story is SEVERELY messed up.
That's true!
What if she is 18..
Kaylee T she’s not
Exactly lmao
Exactly!! Minors can’t even make a doctor’s appointment without parents permission. These stories are so ridiculous and obviously fake. 😂🤦🏻♀️If a doctor really gave a child breast implants they’d get fired and go to jail/prison
“Next time on share my story”
“MY forehead wont stop growing”
Then they end up looking like megamind :o
@@user-wp8bi1hx9z :O
* brendon urie left the chat *
UwU Tube and jacks films
Megamind has entered the chat
Girl: mom, can i make my chest bigger?
Mom: no
Girl: *I GUESS IMMA ABOUT TO STEAL*
Black air force activity
*I THINK I'M BOUTA STEAL*
I didn’t get to that part in the video yet, and I thought you were meaning the girl stole her mom’s chest...I’m sorry...
BAHAHAHHA
Eevee Arts *no*
*I THINK IM BOUT TO STILL*
there is actually a banned chest implant called "string implants" and there are women out there that are still stuck with them with no way to remove them. these implant absorb fluid to continuously grow, with a high risk of infection.
" your butt will litteraly sag off, like fall off" i spent a good 5 mins thinking about how funny it would be if kim kardashians butt fell off on live tv XD
LMAO
Lol
Who cares if they had plastic surgery a lot bruh.you guy s are way to dramatic
fageyxxlo It was a joke. You’re the one being over dramatic. R/woooosh.
@@fageyxxlo6779 Because she denies getting surgery all the time. She's a joke.
Nobody would date a girl without brea---
Natsuki: *exists*
YAYDFGSHJAS
Natsuki: nek snap
LOL
She's good quality waifu material
@@apxllo_am lmao
Girl comes to school one day: no bobs
Girl comes to school next day: has size DD bobs
lol.....since makes Eeeeh Seedy
*bobs*
@@nephosia 80085
@@1ksubswithonevideo789 OoO
More like B
“Oh I can’t wait to-“
My imagination: 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
Do you mean put your-
Nevermind
Stonks
@Kara White ok
Ok
S it
"no one wants a girl with no chest!"
she says and yet natsuki is flat but ppl still like her :/
Shadow yt OwO mhm!Real true!
Miku Hatsune Umm Yeah!Their is so many UA-camrs that played Doki doki Lit that love her!She is actually pretty popular(Too popular that’s why she is not meh personal fav)
Shadow yt OwO yuri is waifu but so is Natsuki
TITS IS TITS
Natsuki is best 😤
Shadow yt OwO name 5
Is no one gonna point out how she locked herself in the "School Bathroom" and her friend somehow got in 😂
Ik right i litterally guess the girl unlocked the door and let her friend in though
Yeah I noticed that too
True
Maybe the friend kicked down the door to use to bathroom 🧐
You can use a coin to open the doors
Mike : nobody need so much potatoes 🥔
Jacksepticeye : HOLD MY BEER 🍺 !!!
Call Me Kevin:No jack,hold my Sims 4!!
no you silly billy its hold my potatoe
No
😊
No
"If I forget about how stupid I look, I can keep going!"
-Mr. Leorio
mister lay oreo
Mike: *tHeSe KiDs ArE sAvAgEs!*
No one:
Not a single living soul:
Me, a mature adult: *SAVAGES, SAVAGES, BARELY EVEN HUMAN!*
When you say no one or not a living soul ITS A WASTE OF TIME!
@@dorotabuwaj4728 Nah, it’s a meme. :p
Guess the movie... Jk
Pocahontas!!!!!!!😃
Dorota Buwaj well they can put what they want put that they PUT THAT. Thank you.
2020: I’M ALLERGIC TO WATER
2048: I’M ALLERGIC TO UA-cam
That is a fate worse than death
People are actually allergic to water though
2075: IM ALLERGIC TO F***ING EXISTENCE!!!
2100: IM DEAD BECAUSE I’M ALLERGIC TO EXISTENCE AND THE HUMAN RACE IS DEAD
300999: I'M ALLERGIC TO PEOPLE THAT ARE ALLERGIC TO ALLERGIC PEOPLE THAT ARE ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS
When the camera zoomed in to show his freckles I could only see his mustache 🤣🤣🤣
............
............
...........
...........
............
"I told you to not fly to Brazil "
Me a Brazilian: Ayo Mike I'm dragging you to Brazil
“Theses kids are savages!”
“I wanna date big mama!”
“You have an infection!! ARE YOU HAPPY!!”
“WHAT DID YOU DO! YOU ARE MY PRECIOUS”
omg kokichi 🥰🥰
@Split Shares emojis are for *boomers*
Lol
@@snizzelpops5750 *ok boomer* 😎😎
Itty bitty titte comitty 😂 I'm sorry she said it I didn't
3:43
How to do this correctly.
Step one:
Purchase a bra (or sports bra) that has removable padding.
Step two:
On day one put a small amount of tissue into the slit where you remove the padding.
(Keep padding on top of tissue for a smooth appearance)
Step three:
Slowly over a period of time add more tissue.
This will make it look like you’re growing naturally.
Step 4:
Tadaaaaaa~
P.S: I came up with this on the spot. No, I have not tried but it’ll work and the tissue won’t fall.
2019-2020: I'M ALLERGIC TO AIR
2037: I'M ALLERGIC TO HOUSES
most of these are fake
Omg you stole my comment on another bjuu mike video
Learn to spell
@@frosted_ted1430 he or she is doing it for the memes :v
1. i can't read every single comment just to make sure nobody said this earlier
2. my first language is not english and i'm just learning
"no one wants a girl with no breasts"
Carol Burnett: "am I a joke to you?"
ur a joke
“They won’t stop growing”
Me: *silently stares at yuri while playing ddlc*
Edit: People actually noticed this? Impossible.
XD
*cries in Natsuki*
hello ;3;
Natsuki - oh hello nuts 😂
Don’t get me rude it’s a joke
When mike talked about seeing scars on your face that are not there I can relate, because I got hit with a surfboard a year ago. The scars I got from that mainly faded, but I can still see them. This does hold people back with this, I think that I would 100% be more confident if the scars never existed.
I have a scar on my ear that I can see but no one notices
Ok, your ppf is both the bi flag, and the lesbian flag. Which one is it???? (Not being rude cos I'm lebian too:v)
@@Wormmings its the biromantic Acesexual flag
“No one wants to date a girl with no breasts!”
Me: *looks over at my flat-chested girlfriend*
..... yeah...not true....
You're a good dude 👍
.... I can't look at your LAMS pfp and at this comment at the same time.
If your next to your girl might not wanna let her see this. Now I’m nowhere near an expert on this but like my point still stands
You’re a good guy. Thank you.
That’s me a lesbian with a flat chested girlfriend she is a precious bean and if anyone at school dared bully her they would be having a word with me
OMFG that "That's the same things that's happening to my potatoes outside" got me so fkn well lmao
Here’s a life lesson:
Ok, here’s the thing everyone...
Big Breasts are basically the worst thing ever.
You all need a man who can appreciate your body, and appreciate for who you are as a person.
Boom, here you go. Now go do something good
I agree so much, that's why i don't want them
YEET YEET
Mm. Too late. I was born with big boobs and...welp iM sTuCk WiFf Em...and also I’m lesbian so all I need is a wOmAn WhO aPpRiCiAtEs WhO I aM. UwU thanks for the happiness tho!
Sage2u 123 yw :3
GAHHH
why don’t flat chests be greatfull!! Big chests suckkkkkkk!!!! You get tired. You can’t get in certain chest-clutching positions. You have to wear SUPERuncomfertable bras 24/7!! I really wanna be flat chested..
*These kids don’t realize that being flat is the best time of our life*
Nah ehhh no not really tho thought. 🤔😑.
Yeah, you think being conscious about a flat chest is bad?
YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL SOMEONE PINCHES YOU THERE AND YOU FEEL *P A I N.*
Ye even earth is flat
No I’m not saying it’s bad to be conscious about it but people such as bullies, e.t.c... should not bully people about it because there’s nothing wrong about having a flat chest, in fact the only case you’ll be needing...um...boobs...
Is for breast feeding and not all babies need to be breast fed if I’m correct but please correct me if I’m wrong
I got a binder because i felt like everyone was looking at them lol
"They wont stop growing"
sounds like the start of a hentai
Noobz. TV oh god 😞
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ua-cam.com/video/RLMC0d7Szok/v-deo.html
Jaybo Corp.™
Omg 😆
@@shanonella1669: 😉
*mike says that guys in japan don't care about breasts*
Me: I'm packing my bags
"now you're just showing off now"
the potatoes: *am I a joke to you?*
The potatoes deserve credit
Next title: my mom ate my dad now she's going to eat me
Artsy- Artz you don’t get the joke dude
It’s something that’s like really bizarre like one video might say something bizarre so it’s like
Title : *insert bizarre unbelievable scenario*
Then they’re saying sarcastically oH whaTs nExt? *insert something related to the title but more dumb*?!1!
@@sourbaby124 ;-;
Alt title: my mom ate my worm cat dog dad and me
Okay um "I dated a rock but he was really Mickey mouse"
@@Kyuubey0406 perfect!
Story: OMG! They won't stop growing!!!
No one:
Not a soul:
Anime girls: Seems legit.
AmberStudios lookin @ Yuri from Doki Doki
Momo from Bnha
Haha
@@ghxulishsmiles yOuR bOoBs gReW a sIzE sInCe mC sTaRTeD ShOwInG uP
True
"No one wanted to date a girl with no breasts."
My boyfriend:
Your boyfriend isnt real, you are in a coma, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.
Fun fact about freckles, freckles are angel kisses. So if I ever met you in person, I wouldn't call you pizza face, I would call you angel face.
@@retrodarling1884 um you spelled angel wrong sorry to be rude
@@rosemary3029 oh it's not rude, thanks for pointing it out dude!
Someone's gotta tell him, cuz it's not gonna be me.
I'm a Angel face? Ok......
Imagine someone just randomly walked over to you and said “hi angle face” it’s kinda creepy. (I do not mean this to be rude I am so sorry if this makes anyone feel bad).
“They won’t stop growing”
Next story: “I can’t stop giving birth”
Next: i cant stop fucking my car
AbbyGailzz LMAO 😂
@@miffy192 yes
ThatOneSlytherinGamer that “true” story actually exists
O.O YOU KNOW WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN OwO
50 years later: my mom got a prosthetic hand built out of my grandads ashes just to beat up my dog.
LetsDoThisAgain , I have no idea what to say to this, bro you are a legend
•>•
Sounds legit to me.
Atleast my mom didn’t do that with my grandfathers ashes
O MAH LORD
“Did she go into a back alley to get this surgeon from doctor nick from the simpsons? *says with doctor nick impression* Doctor Nick everybody!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣LMAO!!! OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING THAT IS TOO FUNNY!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Her: “they won’t stop growing”
Me:” they won’t start growing 😂 “
XD its true
Xd mine are growin cuz im a FAT male
@@przemysawprzemo7428 omg girl I can bet you fucking rock your body....you go girl!
Sophia is addicted to stranger things lmao same 😂
@@yoonbum6550 yeeeeeeeeeeeees queen
If someone ever called me pizza face I would be honored,blessed, and esteemed
same tbh
Me three!
Then you could eat your face because it's made of pizza
Qnd then eat my face off
Sorry I don’t like pizza so it’s an insult for me
Girl: “no one wanted to date a flat cheated girl”
Me: *thinks about my flat chested friend who has a boyfriend and got asked out by my other friend all at the tHe same time... then thinks about me, the girl who never had a bf and went through every stage of puberty at 9”
Minecraft needs help 👌
I went through puberty at 10,well I guess...it was okay?
okay im lying it was the worst
I went through puberty at 10 and it was bad yeah rlly bad in my grade I was the only one that had big boo_s
I feel u bruh
Ugh same girl, I went through puberty at age 9 aswell 😓 I’m 13 with G cups now so you can guess how it’s went so far 🌞
Bro- I am so happy with myself and I am incredibly flat. You don’t need to change.
Same im also flat and im pround!!
Her: I was so flat chested
Me (a trans guy): trade me places PLEASE
I will, buddy. I will.
i will happily
No that flat chest is MINE!!
@@pooper5697 Damn it I called dibs
I know right, I am too and I’d love to be flat chested.
Too cringe for my eyes.
"IT COSTED 5,000"
I would rather get a nintendo switch and switch games. And just spend the rest for manga
Omg I felt that.
Maybe donate some to kids who really need it?
yes
fageyxxlo *( and maybe some of the animals )*
@@Ericaglan from the ANIMAL shelter
“What does he wanna date?”
*”bIG mOmMA??!”*
Hehe mike is silly!😂
Oh hi Kokichi 😏
How does this go with Emo-Shuichi? xD
KOKICHI YOUR FRIKEN EVERY WHERE!!!!!!!!! YOU KEEP FINDING ME!!!!
Ayy kokichi 😢
Hewo kokichi UwU
Mike: I never make fun of someone’s body
Also Mike: Mocking the narrator
"do kids really have time for bullying with all there twitters and stuff"
-Bijuu Mike 2020
*their
She kinda sounds like she is a teenage girl who who is biting on something
Cookie Playz_ it’s called braces -.-
Blue Coopa ya lol
Blue Coopa you don’t bite on braces
-biting on MY HUGE D-
Stxuchii OwO pfff haha 😂
Who saw the story tittle "I found him doing a pregnancy test"
I'm hoping the "he" and "pregnancy" together is because the person in question is a trans-man...but knowing these animations, it probably won't be.
Tittle... was that on purpose...
Let's break up that word...
Tit-tle... was that a typo or an I just stupid
Keith Lewis I did
*Y E S.*
Mpreg is cringe to me...
“Did she go into a back alley to get this surgeon from doctor nick from the simpsons? **says with doctor nick impression** Doctor Nick everybody!” Lmao 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would never get implants because you just have to be proud of how you look
Agreed, plus implants are super unhealthy
@@FollowerofHe yeah true! We are beatiful like we are...the beaty is not the most important things in life and if somebody don't like you how we are he/she don't deserve us :) and we can be beaty even without big breast ecc...
I think people can do whatever makes them happy :)
I only wouldn’t because it sucks
I though it said "Eggplants"
xD
And we're bueatiful the way we are YwY
“No guy would ever date a girl with no breasts”
Me: yeah but, I dated a dude who liked me in kindergarten, and I obviously didn’t have breasts then, sooooooooo
OMG you had a bf in kindergarten oof😣
Theresa Durante yup, not my greatest achievement lol
Same 😂
Same bro lmao
And then theres me who never even kissed anyone
"No one wants to date a girl with no breats”
lets talk about Natsuki and how "FLAT" girls are good aswell
I'm flat and I had 2 boyfriend's and a guy crushing on me in a grade above me
No actually I dated one and broke up with him because he was being a jerk and I dated the other one and he broke up with me and didn't tell me why
@@phoenix_yippee ok
Doki Doki
I honestly think they would get in the way,
Fujiwara Chika is a heavy exception,
AN EXCEPTION●
now this is the type of content I need at 1 am
“They won’t stop growing”
Same for my *^^^^*
My hair
...
But you don't have a moustache
@@_eko_ill.1779 😂😂😂
I have a lady stache😗✌️
Next on my story animated: I am married to a cat gave birth to a watermelon and turned into a minecraft character TRUE STORY
Sounds legit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
write this as a story please
@@mars8048 yes it's definitely true, no doubt. 100% legit
Or: I am a blind, mute, and deaf singer and got kidnapped by a newborn baby and turned into a door that burned down, that a turtle ate.
Yup
Title: they won't stop me growing
Mike: just like my potatos
I subscribed And like 👍☺
“A ‘B’ was better than nothing.”
Me, who wears a “B” cup: Wow, thanks.
same 😔
I'm A cup
@@MythicaIl same and being called itty bitty titty commity hurts my little brother called me the president of the commity it hurt 😢
You poor things
I was a c when I was twelve 😅😳
Next story: I’m getting pregnant with a hybrid princess
THE HATED CHILD THAT BECAME FAMOUS AS A MAGIC LOST HYBRID PRINCESS
Girl in story: Brest implants!
Me when I was in high school thought about a reduction
Me too😭
ｓｈｕｔ ｕｐ ａｂｏｕｔ ｅｍｏｊｉｓ ｓｍｏｏｔｈ ｙｏｄａ
Next on my story animated: I got turned into a donkey and destroyed pluto
And made a monke commit die
My friend is named Pluto pls
And my parents abandoned me after I arsoned my nieghbor
then someone cant stop rappin
Mike: Do kids really say this kinda stuff?
Me: ... Yes.
This is pretty much the gacha community in a nutshell
@@rainrarity3256 how?
Me: *drinks water*
Doctor: *we are going to have so much fun*
Me:*starts chocking on water*
**this is where the fun begins**
Bruh
I’m a boy and I’m in the itty bitty tittie committee
This story is SOOOOOOO relatable
Me too
#relatable
Eyy same
"won't stop growing"
bijuu mike:I have the same problem
Me: what the how
Bijuu mike: with my potatoes outside
I’m one of the potatos