Engineer Rules
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
- Do you like learning more about how to play as the Engineer from Team Fortress 2? Well you've come to the right place.
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at uncledane.com
Bill Nye recreation intro and thumbnail SFM by @PyBun
Angry meme-lover @FUNKe
"Engie Rules" lady @crazymacattack
Some stuff I forgot to cover because (in retrospect) I didn't test everything that I should have:
The total MMPS of 74 doesn't apply to "all other buildings", it applies to "all other sentries". The total MMPS for Dispensers and Teleporters specifically is 34, which wasn't made very clear in this video, which I'm now regretting not noticing after 16+ hours of editing...
Also, a couple things to add to the list of things that metal can be spent on: teleporting buildings with the Rescue Ranger and CREATING buildings in general... but ya'll already knew that. - Ігри
![Casual is Fundamentally Broken [TF2]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pRTLnJO3zeU/mqdefault.jpg)
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Some stuff I forgot to cover because (in retrospect) I didn't test everything that I should have:
The total MMPS of 74 doesn't apply to "all other buildings", it applies to "all other sentries". The total MMPS for Dispensers and Teleporters specifically is 34, which wasn't made very clear in this video, which I'm now regretting not noticing after 16+ hours of editing...
Also, a couple things to add to the list of things that metal can be spent on: teleporting buildings with the Rescue Ranger and creating buildings with the PDA... but ya'll already knew that.
Uncle Dane somebody called me uncle Dane the weed man cuz my loadout
Uncle Dane you like Neil Cicierega's music? Oh my God that's real neat!
your comment's important enough to pin, pin it Dane so everyone can actually see it.
Uncle Dane wrangler reduces mmps on wrangled sentries after 3 secs without holding wrangler
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"Metal can be used to upgrade buildings."
My eyes have been opened.
Well, if you toss this video at a newbie Engie, that shit can be amazing.
Eviction Notice
You'd be surprised how bad players still are.
Hell, we had a demo tryout for UGC silver highlander and they died in rollout from sticky jumping...
LogRoll
The third-party competitive scene is really that bad? Damn, and here I was thinking it was just cancerous within the in-game competitive community.
Why would he be trying out for silver at that skill level? He should be in ESEA plat invite no doubt.
hes good. but not that good. he knows how to play but his reflexes and decision making need work.
You know shits about to get good when you see a chalkboard background and hear pokemon music.
Woah
This is an early video, I can't even read this shit.
Liam Weis Dane is pannenkoek of tf2
Liam Weis you can tell uncle Dane is a good engi main when he makes a bill nye intro thing
And all of them is GS or HGSS.
What is wrong with you Dane!?
you better use PMD: EoT/EoD/EoS OST or i will ask a Russian Hacker to delete your Pokemon : HGSS save file.
That intro probably took more effort than I will ever put into anything ever.
Oh, you again.
You've got a lot of time to try...
Ah shit, here we go again
seems fitting
wait, you can SWING YOUR WRENCH???
I have been playing engiee wrong this whole time
Wat is wrench ?
Wilson Percival Higgsbury
Responding so I get notif if/when someone finds out
@@abno3084 makes sence
@@onursenturk9871 blak iron stik???!
That intro was the best intro I have ever seen
Repzzz yes
bill nye the science guy
yes I agree
No jamskiis vr chat in a nutshell 4 is the best
Im crying
That Intro cured all known diseases and pains I had in my body
Same here, it's a blessing from the heavens, I now have a partner and a multi-million dollar business because of it
I finally dont suck as spy
This aged perfectly with the virus
easy abortion
oh rEaLlY
This should be your intro for every video
after 2 years there is finally one reply to this comment
After 1 additional day there are now 2 replies.
@@josefstalin9068 what are you doing here stalin
oh right
3rd reply
The fourth reply has arrived.
and now you have my 4 comment for this place and its to say that i agree that this intro would ba a nice alternative to the classic intro we all know and love, maybe he could use it in a series almost like engineer 101 or something similar to that series.
*WE WANT MORE ENGINEER MEMES UNCLE DANE!*
Well
YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL
PROFESSIONAL KILLSTREAK *PANIC ATTACK* !
WELL SHUT UP AND LEARN SOME
super complicated math
*WE WANT MORE ENGINEER MEMES UNCLE DANE!*
Thanks Funke
Ankle damn the edgy main
why isnt this comment getting noticed
Lol
Oh hi swipez
ankel damn the edgy man
Ankle Dan
OK Uncle Dane, but will this be on the test?
No shit now we have to study
StickMaster500 you are in every tf2 comment section i see...
What do you want? Are you the new Spookwagen?
StickMaster500 I swear your on every fucking tf2 video
Why are following me and the other people for
WHY ARE YOU NEED EVERY TF2 VIDEO!!!
theres a test? ididnt study
Even the captions thought that was a dope ass intro
69th like
“Metal can be used”
*The most inspirational quote of the century.*
-Uncle Dane
To upgrade buildings
no, it's the most inspirational quote of the "sentry!"
@@jockeyfield1954 ahahahhahahaha
"Metal can be used"
_Every 60 second in africa, 1 minute passes_
Well... you gotta start somewhere
ｉｎｅｒｔｉａ ｉｓ ａ ｐｒｏｐｅｒｔｙ ｏｆ ｍａｔｔｅｒ
Tutbrushy Tutbrus TECTONIC PLATES
*I N E R T I A I S A P R O P E R T Y O F M A T T E R*
TECTECTECTECTONICPLATES
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
indeed
This is one of the best intros to a video I've ever seen.
I know!!
I watched the intro 5 times in a row. My life well spent😀
all 15 minutes of it?
Engineer gaming
Engineer gaming
I think i have watched it more than 30 times in a row now
Edit: now I have seen it more that 100 times in a row
*WE WANT MORE MATH SURROUNDING THE SPECIFIC STATS OF THE ENGINEER'S BUILDINGS UNCLE DANE!*
SHUT UP AND WATCH SOME
super funny engineer memes
This is by far the best intro you've ever had
Agreed
This is the best intro anyone has ever had.
Cuppa T I like the other more, this felt like too much
124th like
Cuppa T I just
Didn't expect
Okay
Best intro on UA-cam
tijanni Saad-Deen LÚCIO-OOOOH
Agreed
@@Voc_spooksauce this is so sad
@@elnaghezn2419 I have no idea why i commented that, maybe it's related to the video
When I saw this video I thought it was said like “engineer rules” like it’s a good class “it rules” but then I realized it is supposed to mean the rules of engineer
I know right!
yeeee
I think it means that this is good class because of intro's goofyness
same but the cool thing is uncle dane is such a captivating YTer that i didn’t even mind
Uncle Dane:
"Metal isn't ammo"
Widowmaker & Shit Circuit:
Hold my beer
@Lewis Primrose
*_Laughs in Rescue Ranger_*
*_shit circuit_*
*_AGREED_*
wdym the short circuit is literally the 2nd best engineer secondary
@@katatonikbliss lol
@@katatonikbliss that was two years ago before the update lmao
Uncle Nye
"Engineer ruleeees"
Uncle Nye the Science Guy.
Uncle Nye
The Science Main
Bill Dane the science main
I Just Came Back and I Got 52 Likes :D
Original: "Inertia is a property of matter"
Dane: "Metal can be used to upgrade buildings"
Holy shit that was an amazing intro. You had everything so accurate
Me after pressing mouse2 to rotate the teleporter: 0:01
Top 10 Anime Openings
I'M DEAD. BAHAHAHAHA
More like 90s sereis opening
Baran Hekimoglu
send this to cowbelly tv
Claudia Freitas lol yes
That intro was the best thing I’ve seen since the ultimate showdown
The first 40 seconds may have been the best 40 seconds of my life.
Uncle Dane the "EDGY" main
Darkblade905 , Commented by the guy named "Darkblade" who's the edgy one again?
it joke! Pretty bomber head!
Darkblade905 , isn't that supposed to be that zenobite guy who quite ?
T00 C00L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boogie Boy Productions lol
Even if I knew I was gonna give the vid a like. Seeing the intro just guaranteed it for me
Been playing Engineer since 2011 and I didn't even know about 4:50 . You learn something new every day I guess haha.
That intro deserves an entire show about it.
Im here just for the intro
*uncle dane the engi maiiinn*
*teh math main*
*dane dane dane dane dane dane dane dane*
Notive19 *Engie rulz*
_Sixer_ *UNCLE DANE THE ENGIE MAIN*
PALADIN THE FRENCH SPAH
*Uncle Dane The Engie Main*
ankle train the ninja pain
@@SetsuBot2007 ok
This was the first Uncle Dane video I watched and I seriously thought that was the normal intro
WE WANTS MORE ENGINEER MEMES ANKLE DANE
ABabyPotato uncl dan is a very good santa man
ABabyPotato WElL SHUT UP AND LEARN SOME **super complicated math**
Ankl Daen
conkle d r a i n
Bill Nye was THE SHIT
Evershift now he's just shit
RIP Bill
its been about one and a half year i found out that:6:42.
im glad that more people will use it thanks to you. great work.
I could watch the intro on a 10 hour loop XD
Seriously though, thank you for what you do. I have learned a lot on Engineer strategy.
I have to have a lot of PhDs if I'm ever going to learn something from uncle dane
Dear god !
Metal can be used to upgrade upgrade buildings
YOU DONT SAY
What? What? What is this? How do you know? Did valve lie all along? Are we in the *matrix*
Who are you working for to know such knowlegde? He probably can even spell knowdlege right
@@thatannoyingguy3718 I get the speeling joke and i wnot expianl it
I can't stop watching the intro. Help, I'm actually addicted to it.
A lengendary intro by the uncle him self dane
That intro though
Uncle Dane is a very gud sentry main
Ancle Dan*
Adwagon 22 Uncle Adwagon 22 is a very good stale meme man
Ankle*
*santry
Inkle Dun es el gud sundry men
The intro was actually legendary
The intro was like a 90s TV advert
Uncle Dane isa gud sentri man
I bet the intro took longer to make than the rest of the entire video.
he din't do it
@@murillosilva3283 doesn't matter
Engine is one of my favorite classes, your videos are very helpful
6:25 *swings wrench at thing he couldn't kill with sentry* "Damn things, always outta mah reach"
I mean what was the purpose of that swing?
Shaking his fist like an old man. "You dern kids get offa mah property!"
The intro was Uncle Dane's teleport back into the 90's.
Welcome to Dane's news channel.
We bring you our first program : Engineer Rules.
Lol I feel like I just tried drugs when I was watching the intro
HILARIOUS INTRO XD
Love it
But how many 0.5x wrench swings?
A wrench swing is a wrench swing. You can't say it's only a half.
@undefinedVoid xD you made my day!
undefinedVoid If 30 mins include thinking then I'm fine, but if 30 mins used just to type that wall of words, wow you're a slow typer
Cringey Cookies
There were no errors. That thirty minutes was well spent.
undefinedVoid a half wrench swing,a scouts home? What
I've never seen anything more beautiful than the intro
This is my favorite Uncle Dane intro, it's so cool and doesn't have a wrench that starts on the first beat of the song but then falls out if beat and drive me FUCKING INSANE
I fucking love the intro xD You can see how much work was put into it, just for the spoof.
Is that a Torbjorn ripoff from the gsme Team Watch Fortress Paladins.
Sol the overused jokes are real
Tim Millsom but saying something is overused is also overused.
Wait what?
Insert inception Bwaa here
+Sol
Mind.
Blown.
I thought it was Fortress of Team Watch Paladins?
I RLY LOVE THE INTRO THOUGH
ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW XD
It was the very first video I've seen on this channel. Ofc I subscribed immediately after the intro.
Uncle Dane: Metal is not the same as ammo
Widowmaker and Short Circuit: am i a joke to you ?
Best intro I have ever seen in my life
OMG DANES ALIVE YAY!
Haydyn Harvey xD
Haydyn Harvey He was posting shit on his second channel
Nikczemnik what is his second channel
MC_Mikey22 Gaming 2uncle2dane
2uncle2dane
That intro went harder than it needed to. Love that so much!
Uncle Dane: *explains things about engi that can acctually help you*
me: *vibeing to the intro for 2 hours*
Will This be going on our grades?
D'Arby the gambler part 1
Sorry for the jojoke
the intro says it all
The uh textbook didn't cover this
I can give you some answers for a price.
Yes.
This is very good.
Thank you very much for making this.
This video makes me feel better when I've been having a bad week.
I still think you should have kept this intro for these chalkboard vids.
Pumps me up for some engineer facts.
I am a pyro main, if i see an engineer on our team, i go pybro.
Edit: omg, guys thx for the likes and comments
TerraBird nice idea and not let spy get Engi's things
TerraBird You fucking legend
This man is me. Except I'm only 100 hours in so I suck.
us engie mains love yall pybros :3
TerraBird Thanks partner
>Bill Nye the Science Guy
>But it is Uncle Dane
>Insta-like
hey! i started playing tf2 in about 2017 and while i'm a pretty crappy player this random video i stumbled across on is the thing that persuaded me to finally get tf2 and play as engie because i just found these mechanics really cool, and since then i've had a blast. thanks!
“Ammo and metal are separate things”
Widowmaker:
Uncle Dane puts so much effort into making his videos great and entertaining. One of the best TF2 content creators.
Im waiting for engineer blueprints:/
same
also your profile picture goes well with your comment
Ктото Короче im still waiting for doomfist... oh wait nvm he is already released! #OVERWATCHISTHEBEST (jk)
Splatypus
The fuck, I saw you and this other guy on another video.
Albin Grahn OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKER CAN KICK THE ENEMIES' ASSES FOR 16 HOURS! *POWEEEEER!*
I think we all are
Thanks to this intro, I continue to constantly think about it at times that are not very good.
I was at a funeral last night and I started laughing because of this and everyone got ticked off.
thanks for providing helpful tips on how to become a successful engineer, maybe I will use this in the game as well!
Hey Dane! I don't really have any knowledge in making custom weapons for TF2, so I figured I'd tell you about a weapon you may like-
A spy Sapper replacement that instead of using it on enemy buildings, it would be placed on friendly buildings to give a buff of some kind. If anyone has better ideas, let me, or really anyone here know, but figured I'd get word out.
Uncle Gandhi thanks, I didn't know that existed!
DrIvanRadosivic but if your able to throw it
Imagine you invisible as spy ;-;
Will C. Cool idea, a sapper that you can throw
Stats:
100% more sapper health
Can be thrown
Throwing has a 1 second cooldown
25% less damage
Too overpowered, unless it has a cooldown.
OMG the beginning XD I just can't
Intro is the best part of the video,like I mean that reference is so cool
Good job with the intro, a nice reference to Bill Nye the science guy.
Uncle Dane really is like a cool uncle. You don't get to see him often by when you do he teaches you cool things or help you do things your parents don't like and make them wish you...were... an abortion....
Use metal to upgrade, heal, refill. AND ALL THE F2PS DONT BUILD ANYTHING
jokes on you i built things when i was a f2p and i was actually a decent engie xd
Uncle Dane the Engi Main intro is an opus magnum we don't deserve
This is great because of the intro. I have no idea what it is, but it's amazing.
C & C Miller you have not lived your life properly if you don’t know what tf2 is
Thanks to UA-cam's new info button, I can see all kinds of statistics, including my dropped frames!
Dropped Frames: 15333/31310
10/10
The Memes Are Too Good
The intro is like going back to my childhood
0:11 so true
0:16 this too
tons of ad revenue for that intro
Name 5 reasons why engineer takes skill.
1. math 2. math 3. math 4. math 5. math
1- What do you do when your sentry is down? Use your -head- shotgun.
2- The Gunslinger gives you a combat mini sentry, which can't kill by itself. You need your shotgun.
3- Where do you poot the dispenser?
4- Those fucking Soldiers who shoot at your sentry out of its range.
5- Math.
while you read my name 3 african kids died l
1. Uncle
2. Dane
3. The
4. Engie
5. Main
Because:
1. Holy
2. Marry
3. Mother
4. Of
5. Joseph
"Uncle Dane the engie main" was so nerdy it caused me _physical pain._
shut up
@@scoutmclout4506 shut fuck 😡
Hey look I found em
bill ney the science guy is one of my favorite show to watch in school and in a tf2 player so you made the song 10 times better thanks dane
best intro ever lol
Can valve please just work on this game and release a massive update with a trailer so people will flood the game
BluePeanutPig
Your prayer was answered
BluePeanutPig thy wish hath been granted
Say no more fam
God damit xD
The Aperture Science UA-cam Commenting Branch
How?
I love the intro so much.
0:36 High school be like