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  • @Choctopus
    @Choctopus  3 роки тому +380

    I gave the game another shot... ua-cam.com/video/TTCK7bLf0nc/v-deo.html
    Also, I'm playing the full game: ua-cam.com/video/ZO7OcjahNbs/v-deo.html

    • @Droopyfilms
      @Droopyfilms 3 роки тому +11

      Why do you put yourself through this again

    • @theminebloxcraft5779
      @theminebloxcraft5779 3 роки тому +5

      That was a poor choice

    • @shintenku
      @shintenku 3 роки тому

      Thanks for trying ! ,, You are right , This one blows and It sucks . 😔

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 3 роки тому

      @@awesomeking4647 no they jusr have self respect.

    • @awesomeking4647
      @awesomeking4647 3 роки тому

      @@JimmehRulez you play Night into dream

  • @nathanrailsback9667
    @nathanrailsback9667 3 роки тому +3876

    "I think Sega should have made this game, because they wouldn't have messed it up this bad." That is the most SAVAGE thing he's ever said.

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 3 роки тому +167

      I mean say what you will about the games following Naka's departure from Sega but those games are at least programed well... Well there's Boom but that wasn't really Sega and it's still miles better than this.

    • @RakoonCD
      @RakoonCD 3 роки тому +32

      wait... I thought this was made by sonic team...

    • @metanightmare4454
      @metanightmare4454 3 роки тому +93

      It does kinda look like it'd be more on-brand for them. Not just the bad gameplay but the aesthetic does really invoke Billy Hatcher and especially Nights. Balan in particular really looks like he could be a nightmaren like NiGHTS.

    • @crcoghill
      @crcoghill 3 роки тому +62

      atleast if Sega made this, it would be a fun mess like Sonic 06 or Forces. this is just sad to see someone fail at making a bad Sega game!

    • @RedTygon
      @RedTygon 3 роки тому +2

      @Welp We all wish that.

  • @facepwnagewtf
    @facepwnagewtf 3 роки тому +6266

    The fact that every button is jump tells me that at some point in time this game was planned to be mobile.

    • @setech4441
      @setech4441 3 роки тому +625

      It definitely gives of the feeling of a mobile game

    • @pippo17173
      @pippo17173 3 роки тому +309

      Makes me wonder if this is naka's idea or was some sqaure project that never was getting off the ground till now. Ether way, its bad.

    • @TSMSnation
      @TSMSnation 3 роки тому +29

      kriby airride too then?

    • @pippo17173
      @pippo17173 3 роки тому +121

      @@TSMSnation While simple, it at least still has some meat with all the different choices of stars to ride and challenges.

    • @Jordunk
      @Jordunk 3 роки тому +116

      It's SE, so wouldn't be surprising. They have a hard on for mobile games to the point of ruining remaster ports from it.

  • @legosiw
    @legosiw 3 роки тому +3261

    "Sega should've made this game, they wouldn't have messed it up this bad." Is something i never thought id hear anyone say about a platformer.

    • @shadedepeche2556
      @shadedepeche2556 3 роки тому +154

      Sega would’ve had the fans make it.

    • @nukboii
      @nukboii 3 роки тому +130

      @@shadedepeche2556 Sega really said "oh you don't like our games? Well how about you make your own games then?"

    • @shadedepeche2556
      @shadedepeche2556 3 роки тому +139

      @@nukboii That is also accurate. I don’t have a problem with them letting fans make games and officially releasing them, I just wish Sega themselves made good games more consistently.

    • @justatv9554
      @justatv9554 3 роки тому +12

      @@tommurchuis5464 What was the last good platformer sega made?

    • @gameguider321GO
      @gameguider321GO 3 роки тому +6

      @@justatv9554 It's hard to say since everyone has their own opinion but if I were to say which sonic game was the *last* good platformer made by Sega would have to be a four way tie between Sonic lost world which is considered "ok", Sonic unleashed (mostly the day time stages) or Sa1 & Sa2 which are considered the best.

  • @VlogDoPajamas
    @VlogDoPajamas 3 роки тому +3665

    All balan wonderworld did to me was making me go back to a hat in time

    • @rolan5948
      @rolan5948 3 роки тому +243

      It made me go back to odyssey, it was so painfully bad I had to get adjusted to what a good platformer is

    • @lampshade7189
      @lampshade7189 3 роки тому +10

      Basically

    • @Mauripsu
      @Mauripsu 3 роки тому +10

      Yooo Yomiel

    • @casper6405
      @casper6405 3 роки тому +49

      @@rolan5948 such a shame aswell it looked promising
      Say looks can be deseving

    • @SmilesEdgeworth
      @SmilesEdgeworth 3 роки тому +23

      Ghost trick was the shit!

  • @reggiereg8939
    @reggiereg8939 3 роки тому +356

    The argument “You can’t judge a game just from the demo” is as tasty as toast soaked in water. If you start the argument with that every thing you say will be irrelevant. A Demo is built to be judged, to get your game hyped. This ain’t it. The game has so much potential with great art, music,
    (maybe story) but a game in the platform category can’t be a bad platformer. I hope they go back to the drawing board because I want this to be good just as much as the next guy

    • @Powered1Buttercup
      @Powered1Buttercup 3 роки тому +6

      Like that can be even be true but only if there’s one flaw in the demo that can be fixed, this game’s mechanics and ideas aren’t well done imo, so there’s no way that the full game would fix all of it

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 3 роки тому +5

      Demos should show games at their very best like Ground Zeroes, so the arguement kinda goes flat.

  • @cursedkevin
    @cursedkevin 3 роки тому +2273

    Apparently nobody has ever had to inform Yuji Naka that you can have more then one action button in the past 30 years

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 3 роки тому +76

      OK what kind of genius would map 2 actions. One that will propeller you forward from bottomless pits and another that would drop you like a rock down that same bottomless pit Into 1 button?

    • @antusFireNova
      @antusFireNova 3 роки тому +127

      That whole "1 button thing" worked greatly in 2D Sonic. Too bad This isn't a 2D game

    • @myapika5529
      @myapika5529 3 роки тому +42

      It's funny because the first Sonic Team game without him was Sonic 06 and that game have one thousand different actions

    • @gadget8637
      @gadget8637 3 роки тому +36

      @@myapika5529
      No, Yuji Naka did work on the game, but he quit part way through

    • @neux64
      @neux64 3 роки тому +4

      Damn, I didn't know this was pioneered by Naka... That makes this truly ironic and sad at the same time.

  • @brendowego
    @brendowego 3 роки тому +418

    "Sega should have made this game. They wouldn't have messed it up this bad" is the most savage thing to say about a game made by the father of Sonic the Hedgehog

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 3 роки тому +40

      The guy was just the programmer, he didn't make the character, stop buying into these Might No 9 scams.

    • @SuperSireBoyYT
      @SuperSireBoyYT 3 роки тому +7

      @@ginogatash4030 yuji naka is the man who brought sonic to life, he wasn't JUST the programmer

    • @alphakretin2387
      @alphakretin2387 3 роки тому +4

      It’s probably the most savage thing to say about ANY game.

    • @thesyndrome43
      @thesyndrome43 3 роки тому +2

      @@SuperSireBoyYT not even close, he didn't take over the series until Sonic Adventure, and to be honest that's the start of the series downfall

    • @SuperSireBoyYT
      @SuperSireBoyYT 3 роки тому +1

      @@thesyndrome43 he was a programmer back then, just not like only a programmer, but like HEAD programmer is what i meant

  • @coolman9020
    @coolman9020 3 роки тому +1644

    “I can’t imagine how bad the switch version is” Yeah it’s bad. And you can’t blame the hardware in that case when you look at games like monster hunter rise, or smash ultimate.

    • @NerdyNooki
      @NerdyNooki 3 роки тому +200

      No, it's far from a hardware issue. It's unfortunately just a poorly designed game. And it's a shame too because I see myself adoring Balan Wonderworld. I sincerely hope they fix the issues the game has plagued with it, or even delay it if they have to. This was something I was looking forward to for how passionate this looks

    • @NerdyNooki
      @NerdyNooki 3 роки тому +41

      @@tommurchuis5464 I'm guessing it may have to do something with Square Enix since Balan Company is under their umbrella

    • @NotCumin
      @NotCumin 3 роки тому +25

      It looks like a 3ds game

    • @regularguy4565
      @regularguy4565 3 роки тому +5

      it's the resident evil engine for you and how optimized it is to run on weaker hardware

    • @mswampertex7656
      @mswampertex7656 3 роки тому +17

      Laughs on Doom Eternal

  • @colingznetworkplus4618
    @colingznetworkplus4618 3 роки тому +1013

    I love how everyone knows what Uproot is in Mario Odyssey, but no one knows the name

  • @dad5draco
    @dad5draco 3 роки тому +905

    Yuji Naka is literally the last person I expect to screw up a feeling of momentum in a platformer.

    • @shin-ishikiri-no
      @shin-ishikiri-no 3 роки тому +66

      Yuji Naka has gone senile...

    • @theironsword1954
      @theironsword1954 3 роки тому +120

      This isn't terribly surprising. He came up with Sonic but holy hell did he plan everything for Sonic to fail hard and it was only saved by his coworkers.

    • @aortaplatinum
      @aortaplatinum 3 роки тому +118

      People seem to forget, Naka was the *programmer* for classic Sonic, but he's the director here. As he stayed at SEGA, he moved up to a directorial position. Which means he also helped direct Sonic Heroes, Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic 06, and Rodea the Sky Soldier, which is unfortunately his best work as a director. But like NiGHTS Journey of Dreams was developed after he left so maybe both him AND SEGA are just useless now.

    • @mredbadger
      @mredbadger 3 роки тому +95

      Yuji Naka didn’t think level design was important and frequently mocked the level designer of Sonic 3K for ‘doing nothing’. He’s a good programmer but a director he is not lmao

    • @azylan
      @azylan 3 роки тому +37

      @@aortaplatinum If Yuji Naka started directing at Heroes, then I'm really starting to think he didn't have nearly as good an idea of who Sonic was as most people thought. I've always felt like Heroes was the first Sonic game where SEGA really didn't know what they were doing with the franchise.

  • @ColorWheelHero
    @ColorWheelHero 3 роки тому +2834

    I'm sorry but a name like "Isle of Tims" is pretty God-Tier

  • @Buglin_Burger7878
    @Buglin_Burger7878 3 роки тому +707

    The game's trailers had that "bad game" look to them, how it moved, and acted... and the demo unfortunately proved it.
    It had a concept which could've been cool but it had "bad game" under everything.
    I hate when I'm right sometimes.

    • @plant433
      @plant433 3 роки тому +59

      The flat landscape and powerups threw me off along with the character abilities

    • @moosesues8887
      @moosesues8887 3 роки тому

      Bruh why hate wtf??

    • @Creepo_J
      @Creepo_J 3 роки тому +11

      @@plant433
      That made me realize how the game was gonna be

    • @getmeoutoftheyoutubeservers
      @getmeoutoftheyoutubeservers 3 роки тому +1

      my thoughts exactly

    • @SeekerLancer
      @SeekerLancer 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah I had a similar feeling with the trailers. People were getting excited but something felt horribly off to me about it.

  • @staticshock4239
    @staticshock4239 3 роки тому +840

    This might kill Yuji Naka's career as a director. This really needs to be delayed.

    • @pogggaming4470
      @pogggaming4470 3 роки тому +6

      @@natalies4848 what about the characters?

    • @pogggaming4470
      @pogggaming4470 3 роки тому +1

      @Welp maybe, not sure

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 3 роки тому +6

      @@natalies4848 not from the begining, the costume idea is amazing.

    • @Howwy191
      @Howwy191 3 роки тому +2

      Im surprised rodea the sky soldier didn't already do that.

    • @wogardrodriguez9699
      @wogardrodriguez9699 3 роки тому +10

      Has Naka even had a decent career as a director before this?!
      I don't know why it doesn't surprise me 🤣

  • @josephgarfield3363
    @josephgarfield3363 3 роки тому +615

    What sucks is Balan themselves has a really cool design.

    • @CatzZz4
      @CatzZz4 3 роки тому +145

      Yeah, and the whole idea of the game is amazing and the cutscenes are so beautiful! The only thing that suck is... Well... The game.

    • @princeofvos
      @princeofvos 3 роки тому +42

      I got so hyped for this game cause im a fan of Nights into Dreams, and I thought this was gonna be a super cool and awesome successor :(

  • @_marxono_9815
    @_marxono_9815 3 роки тому +766

    "Kid gets abducted by a clown and forced to wear fursuits to kill a bigger furry in a fever dream"

    • @v0780
      @v0780 3 роки тому +25

      Sounds like a anime title

    • @InsomniaDaydreamer
      @InsomniaDaydreamer 3 роки тому +6

      Yo are you in my head collecting memories or something?

    • @PissJohn
      @PissJohn 3 роки тому +8

      tbf undertale have the same plot

    • @Serliu
      @Serliu 3 роки тому +3

      @@PissJohn yeah true, but the difference is that undertale is actually good

    • @littlemoth4956
      @littlemoth4956 3 роки тому

      @@PissJohn How so?

  • @Tartubeman
    @Tartubeman 3 роки тому +501

    It's weird because it's Square Enix, but it's very... Sega."
    - Choctopus, 2020
    That is the coldest critique I've ever heard for a game.

    • @Eminster
      @Eminster 3 роки тому +5

      @Jason Eslinger acting like sonic team and Sega never made good games...

    • @Stuffgamer1
      @Stuffgamer1 3 роки тому +2

      @Jason Eslinger That's my feeling as a newcomer as well. They way he talked about companies without mentioning Yuji Naka at all was WEIRD.

    • @litchtheshinigami8936
      @litchtheshinigami8936 3 роки тому

      I mean it’s true though.. that hat dude looks like something straight out of nights 😂

    • @litchtheshinigami8936
      @litchtheshinigami8936 3 роки тому +1

      @Jason Eslinger ah that explains it.. i also notice it immideately when the humans are made by SEGA. they all have that og shen mue look 😂 Bayonetta follows this but also the Yakuza series. when i first saw them i was like ooh SEGA? same also kinda goes for phantasy star

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 3 роки тому +3

      That's not fair tho Sega still makes good games, just not good Sonic ones.

  • @Danmans55
    @Danmans55 3 роки тому +688

    I see that even twenty years after SA2, every action is still mapped to one button. Great job, Yuji Naka.

    • @CaptainCoolzCT-
      @CaptainCoolzCT- 3 роки тому +101

      Lol even Sonic Adventure 2 didn’t just use 1 button! Yuji Naka will of course deny that the game is quite bad because he’s Japanese... Japanese people often can’t admit when they’re in the wrong.

    • @crispy0range
      @crispy0range 3 роки тому +57

      @@CaptainCoolzCT- You think Japanese don’t admit when they’re wrong? You should see the koreans

    • @Deoxys_Used_Mimic
      @Deoxys_Used_Mimic 3 роки тому +109

      @@CaptainCoolzCT-
      The directors of the Pokémon Company in a nutshell.

    • @Sgt-Wolf
      @Sgt-Wolf 3 роки тому +57

      If this comment chain was a person it would be cancelled on twitter.

    • @antz6161
      @antz6161 3 роки тому +14

      I know your right but as a Sonic fan every sonic game SEGA makes I love no matter how bad it is.😂

  • @ShadwSonic
    @ShadwSonic 3 роки тому +224

    "This game feels like A Hat in Time..."
    I love that game!
    "...had a baby with Nights into Dreams."
    Never played that, but I can certainly see why... but there's one part of the sentence I think is missing. Something like "and then dropped it on its head immediately after delivery".

    • @rushalias8511
      @rushalias8511 3 роки тому +36

      Nights was all about freedom and flying. What this is...is essentially the human part of nights that no one really played or was used to navigate the other wise flat world. The missions and main gameplay of nights itself was way less restricting. Maybe not full 3d but you could still do other stuff and didn't rely on powerups all that much

    • @gianlucacolangelo6578
      @gianlucacolangelo6578 3 роки тому +1

      I think he didn't like a Hat in time so that's why he said that

    • @fabianugalde3789
      @fabianugalde3789 3 роки тому +12

      I agree, NiGHTS into Dreams was wacky and whimsical, but all in all I really had a fun experience flying around going through the hoops, and collecting Ideyas. NiGHTS was really memorable, too bad that Sega haven't released another sequel to that game. As well, this resembles a bit to Billy Hatcher, but that game was a cool platformer with interesting ideas. Another forgotten game that needs to come back...

    • @rushalias8511
      @rushalias8511 3 роки тому +4

      @@fabianugalde3789 some say the reason nights didn't get a sequel is because the creator was afraid the game's legacy would be ruined by a third game if it flopped.

    • @fabianugalde3789
      @fabianugalde3789 3 роки тому +3

      @@rushalias8511 I mean that's the risk that all video games have to follow in order to become popular. If they want to build on popular franchises, the team has to be confident and create great stories with gameplay. That way the legacy wouldn't be affected. Until someone feels very confident, and there is a talented team wanting to work on such games, probably we can see a sequel to NiGHTS or other games like Jet Set Radio, Billy Hatcher, Super Monkey Ball, Skies of Arcadia, etc.

  • @CrimsonGrowlithe
    @CrimsonGrowlithe 3 роки тому +284

    The fact that he said “SEGA wouldn’t screw this game up.” Shows how bad Square fucked up.

    • @thelordelric8424
      @thelordelric8424 3 роки тому +5

      Avengers, Outriders, this, will Square just give anything a pass these days?

    • @HydraSpectre1138
      @HydraSpectre1138 3 роки тому +1

      Daikatana 2: Electric Boogaloo
      Directed by Randy Pitchford
      Eidos owned Ion Storm and distributed Daikatana, Square Enix now owns Eidos and the rights to Daikatana.

    • @thelordelric8424
      @thelordelric8424 3 роки тому

      @@HydraSpectre1138 oh god no

    • @torbinator4150
      @torbinator4150 3 роки тому

      @@thelordelric8424 i thogt outriders is good

  • @NiGHTSIntoMemes
    @NiGHTSIntoMemes 3 роки тому +413

    *_I AM IN PERPETUAL AGONY OVER THE WASTED POTENTIAL OF THIS GAME._*

    • @almond3066
      @almond3066 3 роки тому +35

      Is it bad that I get actually mad at how GOOD the stories and art are, despite the gameplay being horrible?
      Thats honestly the most tragic part, I could see this game getting a fandom if it was actually... Ya know... Good

    • @WannabeWryter
      @WannabeWryter 3 роки тому +9

      No Straight Roads (my new favorite game) had a similar issue but not to this degree.
      NSR's game play while flawed could be fun at times. Plus it had really strong story, characters, music and presentation to back it up.
      All I'm seeing with this is just a alot of cool designs and nice ideas with little to no context.

    • @kokoika_koi
      @kokoika_koi 3 роки тому +5

      @@WannabeWryter and I'm pretty sure NSR can be classified as an indie game, which can somewhat excuse it from being a little flawed. But Balan is an AAA title(?) (can it be called that, because I can't see the quality of it as one).

    • @WannabeWryter
      @WannabeWryter 3 роки тому

      @@kokoika_koi oh, ok

    • @HyPNoTiKx
      @HyPNoTiKx 3 роки тому +7

      When I saw Yuji Naka listed as one of the lead devs, I was like 'oh shit this game is gonna be fire' but it turned out to be a dumpster fire instead

  • @Buglin_Burger7878
    @Buglin_Burger7878 3 роки тому +673

    I want to point out something, this game is "For kids" when it is significantly worse and more lazy then games that were "For kids" in the past. "For kids" is treating kids as if they are actually stupider then they were 10 years ago.
    For kids = Less effort, not actually for kids.

    • @Somerandomjingleberry
      @Somerandomjingleberry 3 роки тому +34

      Tbh I feel like there's more and more kids that really are that dumb these days
      Not to be a TOTAL Negative Nancy tho

    • @sarcasticsuperjerk18
      @sarcasticsuperjerk18 3 роки тому +40

      Sadly, kids are _way_ dumber than ten years ago. Why do you think Jake Paul’s channel hasn’t died yet?

    • @yagirlmayalazarus6713
      @yagirlmayalazarus6713 3 роки тому +92

      Galactico Soapuuu Kids are not dumber than ten years ago. The problem is a lot of kids have no guidance because a lot of parents don't do what they're supposed to.

    • @sarcasticsuperjerk18
      @sarcasticsuperjerk18 3 роки тому +31

      @@yagirlmayalazarus6713 Yes, and those knucklehead parents are the reason why kids are dumber than ten years ago.

    • @Mepphy99
      @Mepphy99 3 роки тому

      The Guy Is the One Who created labyrith zone (at least participated on making the overall game) for kids

  • @WillytheTerryMain
    @WillytheTerryMain 3 роки тому +969

    famous last words: "how bad could it be"

  • @ridori7376
    @ridori7376 3 роки тому +733

    I am appalled that you would compare this trainwreck to A Hat in Time

    • @Borton_77
      @Borton_77 3 роки тому +183

      I think he’s just comparing things he doesn’t like despite how far apart they are. It’s surprising that someone who likes Nintendo platformers so much doesn’t like a hat in time.

    • @leadingdemon0
      @leadingdemon0 3 роки тому +104

      I can agree at least a hat in time had a great moveset and fast pace action the game is honestly great for an indie title a hat in time is honestly fun tbh it makes me wonder what would turn him off from it I would like so more of an explanation as to why he don’t like it

    • @leadingdemon0
      @leadingdemon0 3 роки тому +57

      Everyone is entitled to their own opinions but a little more detail as to why would be nice to know

    • @ridori7376
      @ridori7376 3 роки тому +119

      I mean I'm not saying A Hat in Time is like a perfect game or anything. The visual style is really inconsistent, the game can be a bit janky sometimes and..... yeah that's pretty much it game's pretty fucking good

    • @pizzahutkidman8806
      @pizzahutkidman8806 3 роки тому +27

      As someone who loves a Hat in Time, I was gonna be like "OH, since he didn't like that game, maybe I should just take his words as a grain of salt *outside of the controls lol" but now I'm curious. I don't know if I want to try this game yet so what are some major differences right of the bat?

  • @arcadejaguar409
    @arcadejaguar409 3 роки тому +710

    The game is just so generic and average, it doesn't have its own character. And this is coming from the same person who created Sonic the Hedgehog.

    • @Type3Diabeto
      @Type3Diabeto 3 роки тому +131

      Remember, Naka didn't make Sonic on his own. He was lead programmer. Others did the art, level design, etc. In the same way Miamoto didn't make Super Mario Bros.

    • @arcadejaguar409
      @arcadejaguar409 3 роки тому +48

      @@Type3Diabeto Still, he saw Sonic the Hedgehog evolve. He should know how to create a unique and interesting game.

    • @Type3Diabeto
      @Type3Diabeto 3 роки тому +65

      @@arcadejaguar409 apparently not, and you can't credit Naka for the designs because that's on Oshima.

    • @arcadejaguar409
      @arcadejaguar409 3 роки тому +13

      @@Type3Diabeto he was working with Sega when Sonic the Hedgehog was being created and he should have some insight on the development of the series. The making of Sonic should have at least taught him how to give a game its own unique Style.

    • @Type3Diabeto
      @Type3Diabeto 3 роки тому +44

      @@arcadejaguar409 should have. Either he lost his touch or Square really fucked him over with this one.

  • @austin5809
    @austin5809 3 роки тому +64

    As a person from Nebraska, we always have a problem with people being possessed by demons, happens almost every day

  • @smidge742
    @smidge742 3 роки тому +219

    The art itself looks wonderful I will admit I just think they should spend more time on the game I didn’t even know about this game coming out but I think they should put more work in it.

  • @ltlsWhatltIs
    @ltlsWhatltIs 3 роки тому +445

    "I didn't pay anything and I want my money back"
    -choc
    im literally dead...

    • @theodoric4270
      @theodoric4270 3 роки тому +3

      I don't think you're literally dead...

    • @ltlsWhatltIs
      @ltlsWhatltIs 3 роки тому

      @@tommurchuis5464
      If it's overused then why haven't I heard it before? I'm on youtube all the time.

    • @zay7958
      @zay7958 3 роки тому

      Said part is he's not wrong

    • @ltlsWhatltIs
      @ltlsWhatltIs 3 роки тому +1

      @@tommurchuis5464
      I'm sorry I guess? idk lol
      maybe ive heard it before and just dont remember. 🤷‍♂️

    • @deprecated8036
      @deprecated8036 3 роки тому +2

      I'm sure he meant his time instead of money

  • @kmomo5697
    @kmomo5697 3 роки тому +1057

    “My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is Ruined”

    • @santiagocamacho6183
      @santiagocamacho6183 3 роки тому +5

      from who is this quote?

    • @kmomo5697
      @kmomo5697 3 роки тому +14

      @@santiagocamacho6183 the report of the week

    • @pedrofacco5526
      @pedrofacco5526 3 роки тому +2

      nice pfp lol

    • @santiagocamacho6183
      @santiagocamacho6183 3 роки тому +2

      @@pedrofacco5526 thx, nice pfp you too

    • @monkeykong6230
      @monkeykong6230 3 роки тому +8

      “No amount of sauce is going to fix this atrocity.” Is the next sentence he says.

  • @MoroFuoro
    @MoroFuoro 3 роки тому +123

    “I hate a hat in time”
    me who loves ahit: understandable have a nice day

    • @MoroFuoro
      @MoroFuoro 3 роки тому +2

      @Radicola ! Not gonna lie, it’s not that far away from truth because I played the switch version

    • @pokeboi984
      @pokeboi984 3 роки тому +51

      "I do not like a hat in time" *Draws knife*
      "I tried it, it wasn't for me" *puts knife away*

    • @highadmiraljt5853
      @highadmiraljt5853 3 роки тому +12

      No, you’re supposed to call him slurs and threaten him for having a different opinion!
      /s

    •  3 роки тому +8

      @@pokeboi984 I hope it was a rubber knife

    • @SuperSireBoyYT
      @SuperSireBoyYT 3 роки тому +8

      well he didn't say hate, just he didn't like it. but this still goes to show how wholesome the ahit community is

  • @Finxc
    @Finxc 3 роки тому +46

    “I didn’t pay anything and I want my money back”
    I felt that

  • @sebasmart6703
    @sebasmart6703 3 роки тому +1245

    this game looks like if the grubhub ad was a platformer

    • @mrconroy4672
      @mrconroy4672 3 роки тому +64

      Lmao, now I can’t unsee. The comparison is haunting

    • @justcallmekai1554
      @justcallmekai1554 3 роки тому +39

      "Grub what you love"

    • @pixlyJolt
      @pixlyJolt 3 роки тому +2

      Lmfao

    • @dfox6222
      @dfox6222 3 роки тому +23

      It’s more like the love child of Grubhub and A Hat in Time but only with its bad qualities

    • @Helicopter7
      @Helicopter7 3 роки тому

      @@justcallmekai1554 g

  • @joe.ochoaa
    @joe.ochoaa 3 роки тому +677

    Mario odyssey if it was run by a discord Mod
    edit: sorry if Im giving to much credit

    • @Twilight17Petkoton
      @Twilight17Petkoton 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah Super Mario Odyssey did better then Balan Wonderworld i try once never playing that again. I ok with Samurai Jack battle though time.

    • @BigBoy257
      @BigBoy257 3 роки тому +3

      Keep memes out of general

    • @Twilight17Petkoton
      @Twilight17Petkoton 3 роки тому

      @@BigBoy257 Yeah i didn't texts on memes so leave Super Mario Odyssey and Samurai Jack out of this and same to other good games. But not the bad games.

    • @whowhat0
      @whowhat0 3 роки тому

      @@Twilight17Petkoton go to #games if your gonna talk about that

    • @Twilight17Petkoton
      @Twilight17Petkoton 3 роки тому

      @@whowhat0 I good thanks on information but i will pass. Ok bye.

  • @jonathanbarrus2326
    @jonathanbarrus2326 3 роки тому +115

    I feel like all the problems with this game are fundamental and can't just be tweaked in a month

  • @pieman2906
    @pieman2906 3 роки тому +164

    *turns into a kangaroo*
    "Oh, I'm a rabbit now."

  • @yaboylou7967
    @yaboylou7967 3 роки тому +48

    “I didn’t pay anything and I want my money back.”
    You could put that on the box.

  • @PboyJr
    @PboyJr 3 роки тому +414

    "I've heard this is bad"
    " *_LETS GO_* "

    • @dad5draco
      @dad5draco 3 роки тому +2

      Cue the Spongebob music:
      "Bad game!"
      😯

  • @darienb1127
    @darienb1127 3 роки тому +89

    Honestly, i could tell this game wasn't very good by the trailer. And apparently i was right, so... yay? Also, i'm genuinely suprised that this WASN'T done by Sega, due to how everything looks like the Nights art style.

    • @stormbreak7003
      @stormbreak7003 3 роки тому +4

      Same. I liked the trailer but something felt off. Since it felt off i lost hype for it.

    • @Buglin_Burger7878
      @Buglin_Burger7878 3 роки тому

      Wow, it seems like a lot of people noticed as well.

    • @fennemon
      @fennemon 3 роки тому +22

      Well I mean it was created by Yuji Naka who created Sonic and Nights.

    • @omgman5745
      @omgman5745 3 роки тому +1

      Change the game so it's nights

    • @ericf.a8623
      @ericf.a8623 3 роки тому +9

      @@tommurchuis5464 forces is meh, Balan wonderworld is painfull

  • @scarletvrgames568
    @scarletvrgames568 3 роки тому +99

    If feels like game devs see platformers as only kid games despite that being so wrong.

    • @YTDeepshock
      @YTDeepshock 3 роки тому +3

      And even if they were, they're not lesser for it.

  • @ItsCosmoTewulf
    @ItsCosmoTewulf 3 роки тому +106

    The music and the character designs are really nice. Unfortunately, that's all the nice things I can say about it...

  • @Tenchinu
    @Tenchinu 3 роки тому +112

    That farmer (and the world in general) looked like some generic, mobile farming game asset ripped off straight from a bargain-bin Chinese knockoff.

    • @kayleblang5081
      @kayleblang5081 3 роки тому +19

      Yea he looked like you'd see him in an ad where the finger is trying to pull metal gates and drops lava on him

  • @joshthejuicy
    @joshthejuicy 3 роки тому +44

    This was Yuji Naka's last chance to make a platformer.
    Maybe it's better this way

  • @theawesome1883
    @theawesome1883 3 роки тому +79

    I just realized that the wolf costume thing is basically just crash bandicoots attack

    • @donovanjoseph737
      @donovanjoseph737 3 роки тому

      Like, the costume LITERALLY TURNS YOU INTO TAZ THE TAZMANIAN DEVIL. You have the same physique and everything

  • @yoshikagekira564
    @yoshikagekira564 3 роки тому +214

    “Imagine living in Nebraska”
    *Sad Nebraskan noises*

  • @charKT-7461
    @charKT-7461 3 роки тому +16

    This game can be summarized in one sentence: "I prefer bad character design in a good game then good character design in a bad game"

  • @cup7497
    @cup7497 3 роки тому +365

    Keep in mind, this was made by the same people that made me

    • @aishiksinha2751
      @aishiksinha2751 3 роки тому +7

      I remember...

    • @Redknight-g1z
      @Redknight-g1z 3 роки тому +46

      And nights too

    • @silver7215
      @silver7215 3 роки тому +34

      I mean, coming from Sonic 06, I can believe it

    • @cup7497
      @cup7497 3 роки тому +52

      @@silver7215 At least the levels in Sonic 06 are fun

    • @agentclank8183
      @agentclank8183 3 роки тому +72

      How sad is it that Sonic is questioning his own existence. Hope you get a good year man.

  • @kildaver
    @kildaver 3 роки тому +28

    "It's very SEGA." Yuji Naka, the creator of Sonic the Hedgehog and NiGHTS, made this, so that's probably why it feels that way. Also, you technically have up to twelve (R3, L3, and the Start and Select buttons), but they chose to not to use 'em. Also, at 4:50 ...that's a kangaroo...

  • @JabberZhoc
    @JabberZhoc 3 роки тому +132

    Imagine a company making Final Fantasy VII Remake, and that same company making a high definition of a game that could be made at a weeklong Game Jam

    • @yagirlmayalazarus6713
      @yagirlmayalazarus6713 3 роки тому +24

      It's not by Square Enix themselves. It's by new branch Balan Company founded by Yuji Naka.

    • @JabberZhoc
      @JabberZhoc 3 роки тому +18

      @@yagirlmayalazarus6713 well they SUCK
      literally one man teams are better at making games

    • @Jordunk
      @Jordunk 3 роки тому +7

      Both failing to meet expectations. Not much of a difference.

    • @al8951
      @al8951 3 роки тому +1

      @@Jordunk Maybe for you.

    • @Peasham
      @Peasham 3 роки тому +1

      What Yuji Naka did to this game's gameplay and general design, FF7R did to its story.

  • @astro7013
    @astro7013 3 роки тому +42

    The guy who made the controls: what button do you want as jump
    The devs: yes

  • @ToastieStrudel
    @ToastieStrudel 3 роки тому +27

    i genuinely thought this was a spirital successor to nights when i first saw the main character.

  • @antz6161
    @antz6161 3 роки тому +91

    His videos make me want to get up in the morning with joy. Love You Choctopus

    • @gavsmb847
      @gavsmb847 3 роки тому

      I know

    • @Nintendo_Wolf
      @Nintendo_Wolf 3 роки тому +1

      Nice pfp

    • @nom6333
      @nom6333 3 роки тому

      I saw you call him choctopus and I’m like “ha he called desbug choctopus” then I realized it is choctopus

  • @nattonep8788
    @nattonep8788 3 роки тому +53

    The Trailer: Looks beautiful and fun to play -not actual gameplay-
    The Gameplay: The complete opposite of fun to play...

    • @webbowser8834
      @webbowser8834 3 роки тому +10

      I was reeeeeally looking forward to this game too. This was exactly the sort of magical wonderland sort of adventure I've been yearning for quite some time. I love the world design, character design, general whimsy, but holy crap game looks incredibly unfun.

    • @Majokodomo
      @Majokodomo 3 роки тому +2

      Soooo, basically an average trailer these days?
      -_-

  • @gumble808
    @gumble808 3 роки тому +17

    I really like the character design of Balan and that first "boss." that's where the positives end

  • @diogohauriata5738
    @diogohauriata5738 3 роки тому +19

    Omg this had SO MUCH POTENTIAL
    WHY EVERYTHING I LOVE HAS TO PERISH FOR STUPID REASONS

  • @heatmandwn-015
    @heatmandwn-015 3 роки тому +83

    ”3d platformers can be bad but this a whole new level of bad”
    Bubsy 3D:

    • @baxkill
      @baxkill 3 роки тому +8

      Bubsy had more character than this and you had to use more than 1 button

    • @shroomer3867
      @shroomer3867 3 роки тому +3

      @@baxkill True. I would even say that the awful Superman game for the N64 was more fun than this shit.

    • @goGothitaLOL
      @goGothitaLOL 3 роки тому +1

      @@shroomer3867 *N64?

    • @shroomer3867
      @shroomer3867 3 роки тому +1

      @@goGothitaLOL Yea sorry, only remember it started with N

  • @Christian-gr3gu
    @Christian-gr3gu 3 роки тому +28

    This game is made specifically for you to punish you for not liking a hat in time

  • @randomname6701
    @randomname6701 3 роки тому +13

    This feels like a Hat in Time, but it lost the charms that made it so good

  • @chavito808
    @chavito808 3 роки тому +22

    0:05
    Why do they look like Human Splatoon characters? 🤣🤣

  • @absolite6
    @absolite6 3 роки тому +26

    Says he doesn't like A Hat in Time
    A Hat in Time fans: *FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL*

  • @Mrnotpib
    @Mrnotpib 3 роки тому +46

    Choc: I don’t like Hat in Time.
    Me: *wut*

  • @brub1738
    @brub1738 3 роки тому +33

    In the switch version it feels like the character moves to slow it also studders quite alot and oh god the frame rate and to explain the sega style it was made by sonic's creator I'm pretty sure

    • @plant433
      @plant433 3 роки тому +4

      it isn’t even hardware at this point, it looks like a low effort ps3 game

    • @brub1738
      @brub1738 3 роки тому +1

      @@plant433 maybe I heard pc runs better but oh god I hope it gets delayed

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 3 роки тому +2

      @@plant433 I've seen this game struggling on PS5 and crash multiple times on PC. Honestly I'm amazed the Switch isn't on fire.

  • @OtterloopB
    @OtterloopB 3 роки тому +6

    What would make it interesting is if you make it to the end of the game, and there's an end credits scene where Balan asks if you want to join the Kingdom Hearts Initiative.

  • @n0tarat
    @n0tarat 3 роки тому +6

    "I want my money back and I didn't even pay"
    literally everyone when just watching actual gameplay

  • @giboit.
    @giboit. 3 роки тому +2

    As far as I understand. Balan and the evil guy (lance) have that world to help people with their biggest personal issue (and apparently every single person in the world has been there at least once in their lives). They human characters stay in their world for a while and then go back after they manage to solve them. But Lance got too attached to them, so instead of helping them to solve their issues and then leave, he convinced them to just stay in wonderland as part of the world, not solving their problems and never go back. He also convinced them that Balan was the bad guy and that in order to be able to stay there, they had to become one with their issues instead (basically turning themselves into monsters from the boss fights). The player helps Balan to defeat them and bring them back to normal while also convince them to face their problems/fears and solve them.
    The names Balan and Lance aren´t just chosen randomly. Both combined make the word "Balance", because that´s what they help the characters to find in their lives. Balance Wonderworld.

  • @jadestep9624
    @jadestep9624 3 роки тому +5

    "I didn't even pay anything and I want my money back."
    That one clip says it all.

  • @A.E.S.R
    @A.E.S.R 3 роки тому +10

    WAIT HOLD UP! Square made this???!!! I thought former sega employees made this to be a Spirtual successor to Nights into dreams.

    • @TheDuckyDino
      @TheDuckyDino 3 роки тому

      @Joshua Suh so this is basically yuka laylee 2?

    • @webbowser8834
      @webbowser8834 3 роки тому +2

      @@TheDuckyDino except somehow even worse. Don't get me wrong, Yooka Laylee had plenty of issues in its own right, but the core game was mechanically sound and rarely felt "clunky".
      This game... This game has issues, like a lot of them.

  • @acedelta12
    @acedelta12 3 роки тому +17

    2:43 "I look like Incineroar! I AM INCINEROAR!"
    Thank you for making my day, my dude.

  • @LunaMinuna
    @LunaMinuna 3 роки тому +5

    4:20
    *angry pecking sounds*

  • @theotherjared9824
    @theotherjared9824 3 роки тому +4

    2:22 "It's very SEGA" that makes way too much sense

  • @rxb204
    @rxb204 3 роки тому +7

    0:30 God, first of all, the flower path that appears, and then the powerup that is an exact copy of the uproot capture from Mario Odyssey, is there something else you wanna "borrow" from Odyssey's wooded kingdom? Lmao, this is shameless

  • @sonicspeedunlimited6501
    @sonicspeedunlimited6501 3 роки тому +17

    "this isn't even the switch version" makes me feel like this game will die upon release

    • @megajam4837
      @megajam4837 3 роки тому

      Just like Team Sonic Racing. Seriously all I see people ever talk about that game is the music and that's about it

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 3 роки тому +3

      @@megajam4837 Sounds like a Sonic game.

  • @DH_WhaleShark
    @DH_WhaleShark 3 роки тому +22

    The way the world moves gives me a headache

  • @NamelessGamer29
    @NamelessGamer29 3 роки тому +9

    The developers played Sonic 1 and thought, "Lets make a platformer using this control scheme."

    • @Slipperyslab
      @Slipperyslab 3 роки тому +1

      And yet Sonic 1 still ends up having more diverse movement than this dumpster fire lmao

  • @r.e.z9428
    @r.e.z9428 3 роки тому +8

    So I guess we found out where Sonic Team’s cocaine went.

  • @kramerfortuna7228
    @kramerfortuna7228 3 роки тому +1

    I NEED that Choctopus Balan Wonderworld 100% playthrough in my life. It's 2021 and only the suffering of unfortunate souls on the Internet sustains me.

  • @TheVideoGameNutt
    @TheVideoGameNutt 3 роки тому +11

    “One button game”=Sonic on the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive

    • @jak_1894
      @jak_1894 3 роки тому +7

      Yes except those were good, this just isn't.

    • @riddlemybunghole6608
      @riddlemybunghole6608 3 роки тому +4

      Video games all had basic functions back then. This is 2021, there's no excuse

  • @DarkDoomguy
    @DarkDoomguy 3 роки тому +5

    They gave the director "one chance" to make a good game.
    And he fucking blew it.

  • @monkeykong6230
    @monkeykong6230 3 роки тому +14

    “No amount of sauce is going to fix this atrocity.”- review bruh.

  • @notrealnamenotatall2476
    @notrealnamenotatall2476 3 роки тому +1

    I feel like there's a story behind this game that we're not going to hear until at least a year after the release and decline. It feels like a situation where something went seriously wrong behind the scenes... Something that we know isn't uncommon with big companies like this. Like a Sonic Boom situation where the publishers ended up sabotaging their own product. (In case you're curious, there's a Wha Happun? on it that sums it up better than I could.)

  • @Clonetos
    @Clonetos 3 роки тому +3

    Ok so
    1. Don't even play as balan?
    2. Why a customization screen?
    3. Every button is the same, no different movesets!?
    4. What is even going on here?
    5. I don't remember it being a dress up simulator...I think
    Just..........why? Wonderworld? More like wonder why?

  • @lurkerlp
    @lurkerlp 3 роки тому +4

    It’s like if Yooka Laylee Hat in turn and Mario Galaxy were all fused together and just were mixed up in a mess of Bad

  • @nijistrems6763
    @nijistrems6763 3 роки тому +23

    “It’s like a hat in time had a baby with nights into dreams”
    Can completely understand you not liking a hat in time but......don’t compare that game with this mess.

  • @speakeroftruth5739
    @speakeroftruth5739 3 роки тому +48

    Imagine if they add a Cloud costume?

  • @thepurehealer1279
    @thepurehealer1279 3 роки тому +3

    I liked a hat in time a lot, but I will say when you switch hats it is **INSTANT**
    I could not imagine the pain of not having them be instant, and not being able to keep them until now...

  • @JelloSickle98
    @JelloSickle98 3 роки тому +4

    The trailer looked so good added this to my wishlist. Now I'm taking it off..

  • @nomiddlenamedavis
    @nomiddlenamedavis 3 роки тому +7

    You mean to tell me Yuji Naka never learned to use more than one button

  • @JohnDoe-dv6zb
    @JohnDoe-dv6zb 3 роки тому +36

    How are they "zoomer" names? Those names are all older than the dinosaurs. Lol

  • @CY3ERUS
    @CY3ERUS 3 роки тому +6

    Farmer from DBZ: Oh god my marijuana patch! I mean my carrot patch, Yeah

  • @squashedshibber2684
    @squashedshibber2684 3 роки тому +7

    "Oh this game is some sort of tiny indie game that got hype right?' *made by square enix* "oh nooooo"

  • @BBWahoo
    @BBWahoo 3 роки тому +10

    Yuji Naka truly is a product of his time.

  • @boingk2585
    @boingk2585 3 роки тому +6

    0:04 There’s no going back and you know it

  • @bostin1472
    @bostin1472 3 роки тому +12

    this just feels like it was made in a level editor

  • @TowelBun
    @TowelBun 3 роки тому +21

    "I do not like A Hat In Time"
    Everyone disliked that.

  • @pixelwhisper1999
    @pixelwhisper1999 3 роки тому +11

    the way the level pops up around the player makes me feel sick

  • @danielsurvivor1372
    @danielsurvivor1372 3 роки тому +3

    3:30 It's not Square Enix...
    It's the Sonic creator who also was responsible for Wonderworld.
    He has this f e t i s h for mapping every single action in one button

    • @SailorMoonFriends
      @SailorMoonFriends 3 роки тому

      So does that mean Square Enix wasn't the scapegoat for this game?

  • @casualwoomy
    @casualwoomy 3 роки тому +5

    We should get Little Z to play this since his catchphrase is “jump”

  • @milkd8251
    @milkd8251 3 роки тому +5

    The fact that the starting cutscene was so fucking good made the actual game play SO much worse in comparison. They spent possibly all their effort on the introduction cutscene and the rest is so bad

  • @yellowcapalex2825
    @yellowcapalex2825 3 роки тому +5

    Yuji Naka is the director. we need to pull an Ono on him

  • @Louis_Cyphriel
    @Louis_Cyphriel 3 роки тому +2

    "It's weird because it's Square Enix, but it's very... Sega."
    I mean, it looks like only things Square Enix done to this game were cutscenes and characters hair. Everything else is a disaster former Sonic Team managed to somehow make.

  • @MateusDrake
    @MateusDrake 3 роки тому +2

    "Sega wouldn't have messed up this bad"
    *Press X to doubt*
    That's a murder with words right there.
    Anyway, I'd like to see a full playthrough if it isn't *too much* torture...