I FINISHED Balan Wonderworld

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  • The not-so-epic finale and final boss of Balan Wonderworld is here. I'm finally done with this trash bag. Don't ask me for anything ever again. Subscribe!
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  • @Choctopus
    @Choctopus  3 роки тому +1411

    Alright, you animals... I played Act 3: ua-cam.com/video/pVZvPTb6XAA/v-deo.html
    It is done. Please grant me your subscription.

    • @ziadeissa3_
      @ziadeissa3_ 3 роки тому +12

      Can you make a super mario galaxy 2 complete run video?

    • @To6gh
      @To6gh 3 роки тому +14

      Fine

    • @kameranmyers1813
      @kameranmyers1813 3 роки тому +9

      I have never wanted to gouge my eyes out more while watching a playthrough. Well done 👏🏻

    • @DrumStyxAgain
      @DrumStyxAgain 3 роки тому +4

      N-sane tri?

    • @FlipperMite
      @FlipperMite 3 роки тому +1

      My god your finally gone from the chamber from square cnix

  • @castroller1358
    @castroller1358 3 роки тому +1747

    Remember Kids, Balan Wonderworld marks the 1st time in video game history where the final boss not only tries to kill the in-game player, but also tries to kill the one holding the controller.

    • @K9Iyce
      @K9Iyce 3 роки тому +198

      If you die in the game, you die for real.

    • @Buglin_Burger7878
      @Buglin_Burger7878 3 роки тому +78

      I swear I've heard of other issues like this before with final bosses. It likely isn't the first sadly.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 роки тому +74

      Anyone who gets to the final boss is too powerful to be left alive

    • @gabeskai
      @gabeskai 3 роки тому +2

      @@K9Iyce WHAAAT?

    • @eclipsesoluna3453
      @eclipsesoluna3453 3 роки тому +33

      The 4th wall cannot protect you from THIS!

  • @jemmascott5559
    @jemmascott5559 3 роки тому +1692

    I do like the idea of Balan just becoming a pastor after his debut game fails.

    • @crimsononaut_in_space
      @crimsononaut_in_space 3 роки тому +140

      Ah yes Balan goes to church

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 роки тому +118

      Balan starts his own religion

    • @burgundychipmunk2590
      @burgundychipmunk2590 3 роки тому +45

      I had an idea for a game involving a hat man getting people to date each other

    • @unicornpups2014
      @unicornpups2014 3 роки тому +126

      Plot Twist: Balan Wonderworld is a prequel to Mario Oddyssey. After his debut game failed Balan killed himself, turned into a Ghost, moved back to his hometown of the Hat Kingdom, and changed his name to Cappy.

    • @El_Luisenciado
      @El_Luisenciado 3 роки тому +21

      Balan WonderWitness

  • @4candoall
    @4candoall 3 роки тому +738

    Balan being an anime character all the time is definetly the number 1 biggest plot twist ever.

    • @2012Jemh
      @2012Jemh 3 роки тому +41

      Like what other game SquareEnix made without an Anime character.

    • @jeremyabbott4537
      @jeremyabbott4537 3 роки тому +69

      it honestly feels like a letdown to have such a unique looking character turn into a generic anime pretty boy

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 3 роки тому +26

      And keeping in tradition for being an anime twist, it was a disappointment.

    • @KichiMiangra
      @KichiMiangra 3 роки тому +16

      @@jeremyabbott4537 In the book it makes a little more sense (Though still not as well executed as it should be)

    • @ZX3000GT1
      @ZX3000GT1 3 роки тому +11

      @@2012Jemh Driving Emotion Type-S
      And it's horrible

  • @druvjuice6906
    @druvjuice6906 3 роки тому +555

    The different people’s sad backstories
    -farm and all of your crops gets ruined by a storm
    -parents die
    - *Art block*

    • @YEs69th420
      @YEs69th420 3 роки тому +134

      One can read the story as being about mental health and the need to accept your problems and move on.
      Chess guy was hella petty, but that was his arc y'know? He let one loss get to him, and blamed it for ruining his life when really he was the ruining it by not getting over it.
      The sillier ones are really as valid as the rest, but the game does an absolutely piss poor job at getting any of this across.

    • @druvjuice6906
      @druvjuice6906 3 роки тому +8

      @@YEs69th420 yeah

    • @spinnyboination7830
      @spinnyboination7830 3 роки тому +94

      As an artist I can confirm art block turns you into a very badly animated monster

    • @hypnospaceoutlaw3376
      @hypnospaceoutlaw3376 3 роки тому +7

      @@YEs69th420 If I wanted to play a game about Mental Health, I would play Psychonauts.

    • @KichiMiangra
      @KichiMiangra 3 роки тому +34

      @@YEs69th420 Chess guy's major beef was that he lost one chess game and then just kept losing after that, his obsession with trying to gain back his title caused him to neglect basically everything in his life in the process, especially the fact that his wife had fallen ill. She dies and he is left with nothing, causing chess to no longer just be him trying to regain something he loved... but something he outright hated for being the cause of his neglect that lost him what little time he could have had with his beloved wife. His choice to stay in wonderworld and defend his right to remain there is because within his stage is an illusion of his wife created by his heart, and he would rather stay within this false dream, even knowing it's not real, than return to the real world where his wife no longer exists.
      Source: The book that I will NEVER STOP BEING MAD ISN'T IN THE ACTUAL GAME.
      Actually a lot of the characters had bigger issues than this game allows you to see D:

  • @JacobTheToadMan
    @JacobTheToadMan 3 роки тому +806

    On one hand, I'm glad Choc finished the game so he never has to play it again, on the other hand, *his suffering was kinda funny not gonna lie*

    • @loshtrimpo8781
      @loshtrimpo8781 3 роки тому +9

      You forgot about 21:13

    • @JacobTheToadMan
      @JacobTheToadMan 3 роки тому +10

      @@loshtrimpo8781 true, but idk of he’ll even play those levels based on how he sounded there, and honestly I don’t blame him lol

    • @loshtrimpo8781
      @loshtrimpo8781 3 роки тому +5

      @@JacobTheToadMan I agree lol

    • @D1abolosMemez
      @D1abolosMemez 11 місяців тому

      Him playing Balan Wonderworld motivated me to play it and not gonna lie, I liked it.

  • @joshuamercer7572
    @joshuamercer7572 3 роки тому +699

    "You've unlocked a secret third act!"
    Choctopus. You know what you must do.

    • @ArendAlphaEagle
      @ArendAlphaEagle 3 роки тому +46

      Nope. He should read the book instead.

    • @ShadwSonic
      @ShadwSonic 3 роки тому +29

      @@ArendAlphaEagle That would require spending money. Money they don't deserve.

    • @JackDout
      @JackDout 3 роки тому +34

      @@ShadwSonic Arrr ye be right, but dar be a 'nother way..

    • @ninjasonic2270
      @ninjasonic2270 3 роки тому +4

      @@JackDout pirates.

    • @hufflepuffler2575
      @hufflepuffler2575 3 роки тому +10

      @@ShadwSonic Actually I suggest reading the book, it has a lot of stuff that they could have put into the game but just didn't.

  • @gabgab3084
    @gabgab3084 3 роки тому +373

    “This is what you walked away from? To wear a furry costume??” Pretty accurate

  • @Tulipia5
    @Tulipia5 3 роки тому +470

    I love how everyone's reaction to Balan's true form is the same
    I mean, everyone is like "he is a handsome anime character?! Whaat?"

    • @skyxclouds3765
      @skyxclouds3765 3 роки тому +63

      I hated it

    • @joelcomer
      @joelcomer 3 роки тому +22

      Lol I do hate it

    • @Mariodash23
      @Mariodash23 3 роки тому +10

      I hated it

    • @NameName-yj7lp
      @NameName-yj7lp 3 роки тому +59

      It’s just lame like he’s a person?? What?

    • @star22sally67
      @star22sally67 3 роки тому +51

      Yeah it's really bland. It would help if there was some emotional weight behind it.

  • @Aidswayz
    @Aidswayz 3 роки тому +895

    *In the afterlife*
    Choc: “What did you do with your life?”
    Man: “I served in the army for 10 years and then went on to fight a shark when it attacked a beach, and then died saving my family from a fire. What about you?”
    Choc: “I beat the entirety of Balan Wonderworld”
    Man: “You are clearly the braver man”

    • @joelcomer
      @joelcomer 3 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @-silly
      @-silly 3 роки тому

      just to ruin this joke in purpose; i dont think the man knows balan wonderworld

    • @spongebobplushiestuff8612
      @spongebobplushiestuff8612 3 роки тому

      Austin Eruption: I've beaten Balan Wonderworld 100% and read the book

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 3 роки тому

      No the bravest men and women 100% the game

    • @spongebobplushiestuff8612
      @spongebobplushiestuff8612 3 роки тому

      @Adrian N Ramos and read the book

  • @dinosaurusmaximus8506
    @dinosaurusmaximus8506 3 роки тому +580

    I'm all for the readalong with the Balan Wonderland book

    • @steamytaco7
      @steamytaco7 3 роки тому +17

      That would be amazing

    • @joelgil6527
      @joelgil6527 3 роки тому +19

      Narrator choctopus

    • @ColorHeartCarlie42
      @ColorHeartCarlie42 3 роки тому +15

      It's way better then the game.

    • @hypnospaceoutlaw3376
      @hypnospaceoutlaw3376 3 роки тому +14

      If he does it, I want it to have Epic Mickey music. I get a pseudo-Epic Mickey Vibe from BW for some reason.

    • @undefined0_
      @undefined0_ 3 роки тому +3

      we need this

  • @p0cket646
    @p0cket646 3 роки тому +452

    Dude I thought the blue haired lady was like, twelve, and her dad was the brown haired guy. You can just imagine my horror when I saw the marriage scene at the end of the level

    • @bezmagica
      @bezmagica 3 роки тому +51

      SAME! I STRAIGHT UP SCREECHED

    • @BlustreakG
      @BlustreakG 3 роки тому +60

      Bruh Same. I was like, the hell is a man proposing to a child? Like wut??

    • @chippy4681
      @chippy4681 3 роки тому +34

      Yeah like jesus that size gap is really questionable? But somehow it just makes it ridiculously better

    • @40leavanny29
      @40leavanny29 3 роки тому +60

      Like it took me a while to realize she's just a short adult but I was also questioning that part-

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 3 роки тому +22

      You know the Japanese and their fictional child fetish.

  • @Tobias2
    @Tobias2 3 роки тому +311

    „This is really epic music... for a fight between two vacuum cleaners.“

    • @hypnospaceoutlaw3376
      @hypnospaceoutlaw3376 3 роки тому +17

      Welcome to the 21st Century.

    • @Tobias2
      @Tobias2 3 роки тому +22

      Cyberpunk 2077 be like:

    • @C_Yo
      @C_Yo 3 роки тому +3

      Miitopia in a nutshell

    • @AtomicWandMassager
      @AtomicWandMassager 3 роки тому +4

      As if a fight between two vacuum cleaners could be anything other than epic

  • @a_legendary_dodo3774
    @a_legendary_dodo3774 3 роки тому +150

    That ending gave me depression, not because it was emotional, but because I genuinely felt bad for the poor souls that had to work in such a project.

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 3 роки тому +13

      It’s called sympathy.

  • @trashpanda2147
    @trashpanda2147 3 роки тому +79

    Apparently in the book, Balan was a creation of Lance who owns this world, but saw how the humans were enjoying this realm and gained an interest in them. I think Lance wanted to keep the humans in the realm instead of dealing with their problems, while Balan wanted to help save them

    • @trashpanda2147
      @trashpanda2147 3 роки тому +6

      @No one Pretty much, they wanted to help humans in their own ways that they thought was right

  • @psychosalad7812
    @psychosalad7812 3 роки тому +181

    They're gonna add the main character as a Smash spirit, and equipping it takes away your jump

  • @Rekoyuu
    @Rekoyuu 3 роки тому +88

    "If I renew my vows to my wife, I want Balan to be the one to do it."
    Honestly same

  • @endofsmallsanctuary2229
    @endofsmallsanctuary2229 3 роки тому +28

    I’m gonna be honest, the Ice World was nice, and the end cutscene with the girl deciding to let her husband back into her life and getting married while Balan was the guy getting them married was really cute. That’s all I’ve got for compliments on this game at the moment

  • @Dukemaster
    @Dukemaster 3 роки тому +242

    It’s a shame that this game isn’t good, the character designs (Balan and Lance being big examples) look so cool to me

    • @Force-hiddenmasquerade
      @Force-hiddenmasquerade 3 роки тому +44

      Not a fan of Anime Boy Balan though. I liked his cartoony face :(

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 роки тому +46

      @@Force-hiddenmasquerade We don't talk about Anime Boy Balan

    • @chippy4681
      @chippy4681 3 роки тому +28

      @@genericname2747 We will *NEVER* talk about that

    • @hypnospaceoutlaw3376
      @hypnospaceoutlaw3376 3 роки тому +9

      We live in a society where people want husbandos but get mad when they get them.

    • @skyxclouds3765
      @skyxclouds3765 3 роки тому +28

      @@hypnospaceoutlaw3376 Balan with Hat is a better husbando than Balan without a hat

  • @samuellin8905
    @samuellin8905 3 роки тому +57

    21:12
    "You can now play as Luigi"

  • @CriminalGamingHimself
    @CriminalGamingHimself 3 роки тому +174

    Remember when people were mad at Planet Robobot because it kept key plot points to be explained by devs afterwards?
    Well those QnA's were free

    • @ShadwSonic
      @ShadwSonic 3 роки тому +48

      And it's not like they aren't in the game... they're just hidden in pause screens while fighting bosses.
      Which is something they've been doing in that series for a while.

    • @voyagerwitch
      @voyagerwitch 3 роки тому +11

      people were mad about that????????

    • @savien6401
      @savien6401 3 роки тому +6

      Never heard bout those complaints, must have been a small minority of people

    • @CriminalGamingHimself
      @CriminalGamingHimself 3 роки тому +2

      @@savien6401 I suppose I never specified how many people were mad. Didn't hear that much talk on it but I remember a handful of content creators getting pretty annoyed.

    • @Kimarnic
      @Kimarnic 3 роки тому +3

      wait, there is story in Planet Robobot? I enjoyed it even without giving a damn about the story

  • @lamenwatch1877
    @lamenwatch1877 3 роки тому +20

    Seeing Balan at the end was like seeing the beast at the end of Beauty and the Beast. It's like "you know, I kinda liked him better before".

  • @wraith4978
    @wraith4978 3 роки тому +265

    now we wait for mods, like basic jump on all costumes or levels with more brain power to overcome

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 3 роки тому +3

      The third act solves the first problem, the first mod would fix so many problems with this game

    • @karensmith8804
      @karensmith8804 3 роки тому +1

      Hear me out. A bonus chapter with 15 acts. And everyone is included.

    • @wraith4978
      @wraith4978 3 роки тому

      @@karensmith8804 *shakes smile up and down*☺

  • @TherionX2.
    @TherionX2. 3 роки тому +112

    The thing is actually the whole entire lore makes sense after the novel (except the Tims lol), even the song sequences and why the people get happy suddenly

    • @bunnybean9052
      @bunnybean9052 3 роки тому +61

      Actually, even the Tims make sense. They're the opposite of the 'Negati', which are the enemy's. The reason you collect tears to feed to them is because the Tims purpose is to eat the tears of those who enter the Balan Theater, and give back joy and happiness.

    • @giboit.
      @giboit. 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah, that´s true. But the Tims are actually explained as well.

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 3 роки тому +20

      Maybe they shouldn’t have you buy a novel to understand all the poorly explained lore of the game. That’s probably WHY the game is as crap with its exposition, to get people to buy the dumb book.

    • @TherionX2.
      @TherionX2. 3 роки тому +8

      @@_V.Va_ I've read a comment that in Japan it's often like that, you have to buy, like in this case, a novel to understand the game.

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@TherionX2. That’s utter crap.
      Might as well not even make a game.

  • @mosapunk
    @mosapunk 3 роки тому +9

    Everything I love about this game:
    -Character designs
    -CGI cutscenes
    Everything I hate about this game:
    -Everything that's not in the "Everything I like about this game"
    list

  • @ShockInazuma
    @ShockInazuma 3 роки тому +206

    "There's gotta be some sort of costume where I can *freeze* the ice."
    That hurt my soul

    • @megabuster3940
      @megabuster3940 3 роки тому +75

      Prolonged exposure to Balan Wonderworld does things to the brain

    • @thevioletbee5879
      @thevioletbee5879 3 роки тому +6

      That’s some cold ice.

  • @thecboiborissho1056
    @thecboiborissho1056 3 роки тому +50

    Choctopus : "The lady to scared to love."
    Also Choctopus : "Sounds like a Hallmark Original."

    • @hypnospaceoutlaw3376
      @hypnospaceoutlaw3376 3 роки тому +5

      It honestly does. Although, is you ask me, it would be a Lifetime movie.

  • @TheBelovedBun
    @TheBelovedBun 3 роки тому +16

    The art style: Brings me lots of joy and happiness
    The rest of the game (except for probably the music): PTSD

  • @user-fu5sz2hp9k
    @user-fu5sz2hp9k 3 роки тому +39

    Choctopus: “Why not have a snowball throwing ability?”
    Balan Wonderworld: “You don’t want to jump, I see”

  • @zigmus00A
    @zigmus00A 3 роки тому +77

    "You've unlocked a secret 3rd act."
    *DO IT*

  • @casualwoomy
    @casualwoomy 3 роки тому +381

    He 10% looks like he was enjoying the game, impossible

    • @joelcomer
      @joelcomer 3 роки тому +9

      Dude I see you everywhere

    • @IAteABox
      @IAteABox 3 роки тому +30

      @@joelcomer Do not question Casual Woomy, for she is an omniscient god of squids and kids.

    • @moon4236
      @moon4236 3 роки тому +11

      It's like Stockholm Syndrome but with videogames

    • @TheKorenji
      @TheKorenji 3 роки тому +2

      I thought he was happy because it was finally over

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 3 роки тому +1

      We do a little enjoying.

  • @_V.Va_
    @_V.Va_ 3 роки тому +9

    “I like how Emma Cole is fighting a god(?) in leggings and a jean jacket.”
    Well to be fair, there have been sillier things. Like a pudgy Italian man in overalls fighting a huge demon turtle.

  • @table2.0
    @table2.0 3 роки тому +21

    The “OH WAIT HE’S HOT?” is a mood
    But I was like “always has been”

  • @killrbladz7989
    @killrbladz7989 3 роки тому +56

    Imagine being a firefighter that didn’t wanna save people when joining. “I never wanted to save anybody when l first applied in the academy and joined the team. But after the first few rescue missions, it’s actually pretty fun”

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 роки тому +7

      Apparently he chickened out and felt like he couldn't save anyone, according to the book

    • @dragonbornexpress5650
      @dragonbornexpress5650 3 роки тому

      @@ChangedMyNameFinally69. Quite the leap in logic there.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 роки тому

      @@dragonbornexpress5650 Anime characters and melodrama: name a more iconic duo

  • @balefirex24
    @balefirex24 3 роки тому +28

    Every time someone plays Sonic 06, it keeps me alive for another year of pure joy that fifteen years later people have not forgotten the game that led to the creator of sonic's departure from Sega.

    • @danielarputharaj9918
      @danielarputharaj9918 3 роки тому +13

      I'll never forget 06, not because of anything Sega did themselves but because of the legendary fandub by SnapCube.

    • @CeHee123
      @CeHee123 3 роки тому

      He left before the game came out.

    • @rosesongoku6980
      @rosesongoku6980 3 роки тому +7

      @@danielarputharaj9918 "They don't treat you like a friend. They treat you like an I T E M ." (gestures dramatically)

    • @danielarputharaj9918
      @danielarputharaj9918 3 роки тому +8

      @@rosesongoku6980 "that just makes you a B E T A C U C K"

    • @rosesongoku6980
      @rosesongoku6980 3 роки тому +6

      @@danielarputharaj9918 “That’s the difference between you and me, Silver the Hedgehog. I-(cracking up) I’m an A L P H A G A M E R !”

  • @mattkase8880
    @mattkase8880 3 роки тому +5

    I love how the invisible costume still has a shadow completely defeating any purpose of it hiding you

  • @SquidsINCIsABadYouTuber
    @SquidsINCIsABadYouTuber 3 роки тому +65

    “This is like a hallmark channel original” choc, you did it.
    You cracked the code. This entire game is a hallmark original

  • @Uhhhhh1188
    @Uhhhhh1188 3 роки тому +90

    It would have been worse if Balan Wonderworld never updated. Flashing lights would have plagued the final boss.

    • @hypnospaceoutlaw3376
      @hypnospaceoutlaw3376 3 роки тому +5

      That's why I never get mad at movies & video games over little things. Because I know they could be a whole lot worse.

  • @dinosaurusmaximus8506
    @dinosaurusmaximus8506 3 роки тому +25

    11:54
    The bulldozer Transformer is a decepticon named Bonecdusher.
    He is apart of the Constructicons who are all evil construction vehicles. They can combine into 1 big giant robot named Devastator.

    • @theroyalt-rex7664
      @theroyalt-rex7664 3 роки тому +1

      I was about to say bone crusher died in the first one but I was wrong

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 роки тому

      @@theroyalt-rex7664 Different Bonecrusher

    • @theroyalt-rex7664
      @theroyalt-rex7664 3 роки тому

      @@ChangedMyNameFinally69 a thx for the clarification also what about wedge from robots in disguse he is a dozer as well and combined

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 роки тому

      @@theroyalt-rex7664 The Prime continuity never had Dinobots or Constructicons for some reason

  • @Moony-Lighty
    @Moony-Lighty 3 роки тому +11

    Listen, say what you want about this game, but turning into a monster because you can’t think of something to draw is lowkey relatable.

  • @Joan-jq5ho
    @Joan-jq5ho 3 роки тому +21

    I hope Choctopus gets the Ballan Costume, it literally breaks the game more than any other costume

    • @Satherian
      @Satherian 3 роки тому +3

      While also being useless because who would want to play *even more*?

  • @nicoerbschloe3575
    @nicoerbschloe3575 3 роки тому +9

    How can Choctopus finish Balan Wonderworld if Square didn’t even finish Balan Wonderworld?

  • @nightlightshinebright5552
    @nightlightshinebright5552 3 роки тому +9

    Yeah, I definitely recommend you read the novel. It doesn't save the game, but it makes literally everything make a whole lot more sense.

  • @Nyx_Yippee
    @Nyx_Yippee 3 роки тому +61

    me: reads the title
    also me: "you WHAT?!"

  • @mikeangelobonvalencia8934
    @mikeangelobonvalencia8934 3 роки тому +192

    Everyone shitting on the game. But you can't deny the missed opportunity since the story would have been good

    • @jemmascott5559
      @jemmascott5559 3 роки тому +90

      I think that’s why so many people were upset. It had Square Enix as a publisher, two of Sonic’s creators, some of the most talented musicians in the industry and a genuinely promising story. It’s just sad to see all that potential fall apart.
      I would kill to see Balan get another chance (even if it’s not in platfomer/video game form).

    • @hypnospaceoutlaw3376
      @hypnospaceoutlaw3376 3 роки тому +31

      In my opinion, the only thing I have beef with is that all the buttons do the same thing.

    • @mikeangelobonvalencia8934
      @mikeangelobonvalencia8934 3 роки тому +5

      The one button feature was a nod to all the old school games that used one button for everything

    • @mozarteanchaos
      @mozarteanchaos 3 роки тому +37

      @@mikeangelobonvalencia8934 still kinda shit though

    • @nightlightshinebright5552
      @nightlightshinebright5552 3 роки тому +35

      Tbh, reading the novel actually made me hate the game even more because of how much stuff they left out regarding story. That, and the gameplay is just plain bad.

  • @alexpotts6520
    @alexpotts6520 3 роки тому +23

    "I FINISHED Balan Wonderworld"
    No you didn't, Yuji Naka, that game needs at least another six months in development...

  • @acmargatroid
    @acmargatroid 3 роки тому +6

    The book actually is really interesting. There's a whole different story in there, with the residents of wonderland participating in their own storyarcs and shit. Everyone gets dialogue, too. It's seriously way better than the game and I'm actually disappointed that they didn't just lift the story from there.

  • @megameme29
    @megameme29 3 роки тому +12

    6:51
    You did a good job of captioning that part.
    Balan would definetly say that. XD

  • @butdoicaretho
    @butdoicaretho 3 роки тому +101

    6:51 “So we meet again Balan 👁‍🗨__👁‍🗨, chase me” “Tag you’re it! 👁👄👁”
    Shouldn’t have sent me the way it did ✋🏽😭

  • @noviancasper
    @noviancasper 2 роки тому +4

    4:18. So the reason for the song and dance is that the song tells the characters that for whatever problem they have: social anxiety, worry, depression, they are not alone. The gibberish version of the song becoming the english version of the song, shows that its much more clear, to understand.

  • @AngryGerbils
    @AngryGerbils 3 роки тому +10

    "You've unlocked a secret third act."
    Choctopus: "I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it."

  • @angelmario8754
    @angelmario8754 3 роки тому +8

    "The girl fall in depression because she didint remeber her own birthday"
    Me: ... what the actual fuck?

  • @jonbac1354
    @jonbac1354 3 роки тому +22

    5:30 if teddie and jack frost had a child
    hee ho indeed

  • @corruptedplayer
    @corruptedplayer 3 роки тому +86

    the worst part is, that this is Nakas "Last chance to make a platformer"

    • @greatwyvern0996
      @greatwyvern0996 3 роки тому +18

      And to make things even more worst is that the game was fucked over by square enix

    • @YEs69th420
      @YEs69th420 3 роки тому +21

      @@greatwyvern0996 how
      the worst, most fundamental problems are things naka hyped up himself

    • @CantusTropus
      @CantusTropus 3 роки тому +26

      @@greatwyvern0996 The biggest problems came from the team wanting to make more costumes than there were any need for, taking away development time from stuff that needed to happen, like better game design.

    • @notrealnamenotatall2476
      @notrealnamenotatall2476 3 роки тому +14

      @@YEs69th420 I'd say the biggest problem was the team they got to make the game, Arzest. They've got a... Sordid past, we'll say.

    • @YEs69th420
      @YEs69th420 3 роки тому +18

      @@notrealnamenotatall2476 Arzest was a terrible choice, but it was Naka that wanted every button to do one thing, have 80 costumes despite knowing that even 40 was unrealistic, and to tell the entire story in a book.

  • @EternityVoid_
    @EternityVoid_ 3 роки тому +35

    Yuji Naka left SonicTeam to create this masterpiece 🗿

    • @philatio1744
      @philatio1744 3 роки тому +4

      Tbf, he made rodea which was supposedly pretty fun

    • @ZX3000GT1
      @ZX3000GT1 3 роки тому +5

      ...of shit

  • @RKMN-tb2nv
    @RKMN-tb2nv 3 роки тому +8

    11:58 that'd be Devastator you're thinking of, he's a group of bulldozers, cement trucks, etc that come together into one big mass of steel and strength

  • @rna151
    @rna151 3 роки тому +7

    "This is really epic music for a fight between two vacuum cleaners.", I couldn't imagine having it any other way.

  • @joelmaster64
    @joelmaster64 3 роки тому +5

    That cereal commercial joke absolutely killed my back.

  • @quincahill2822
    @quincahill2822 3 роки тому +36

    PLEASE unlock the Balan costume. It will be worth it.

    • @jacobbarty6579
      @jacobbarty6579 3 роки тому +14

      DON'T unlock the Balan costume. It will NOT be worth it.

    • @kntranced719
      @kntranced719 3 роки тому +9

      You have to 100% the game and go through an incredibly tedious waiting process with Tims just to be able fly around levels you've already completed? Yeah, no thanks-

  • @zak-vq7yw
    @zak-vq7yw 3 роки тому +21

    *"he's just trying to pick up every copy of balan wonderworld"*

  • @snakewithahat1588
    @snakewithahat1588 3 роки тому +33

    He played balan wonderworld so that we don't have to. What a legend

  • @xetajts8422
    @xetajts8422 3 роки тому +54

    You'd have more fun with sonic 06 i'd imagine

    • @ninjamoncaudle5320
      @ninjamoncaudle5320 3 роки тому +4

      Sonic 06 isn't nearly as bad as people say it is
      I actually really freaking love that game

    • @somebodyyoudontknow3980
      @somebodyyoudontknow3980 3 роки тому +2

      Badly made but at the very least it's fun, which is the important thing in a video game

    • @ninjamoncaudle5320
      @ninjamoncaudle5320 3 роки тому +6

      @@somebodyyoudontknow3980 They should really remake it, I'm positive if they give it a good tune up, a few rewrites, and some extra bells and whistles it'll get the reputation it was meant to have

    • @philatio1744
      @philatio1744 3 роки тому +4

      @@somebodyyoudontknow3980 The level design is actually pretty good at times.

  • @lulukomadori9651
    @lulukomadori9651 3 роки тому +22

    Imagine if during the final boss, you have to jump attack, but the game only have costumes that don't make you jump during the fight. Like imagine if during development something like that did happen, course if they did they would of allowing jumping for most costumes

  • @brendancoulter5761
    @brendancoulter5761 3 роки тому +3

    "Can they explain the ending?!?" No for that you have to read the novel. Im not kidding there is apparently a novel.

  • @gabrieljoseozanan6989
    @gabrieljoseozanan6989 3 роки тому +5

    This is Really a game of the 90s', it's even got all the plot hidden in a manual they never even advertised! (Although they get some EA points from actually charging people to make sense of this thing)

  • @Rabbid4240
    @Rabbid4240 3 роки тому +117

    4:37 why is nobody talking about the fact that he looks twice her age

    • @realnintendonoah
      @realnintendonoah 3 роки тому +24

      When I saw it I didn’t get it and thought he was her dad

    • @auqustfire
      @auqustfire 3 роки тому +15

      Legit, she looks barely older than Emma and he looked like he belonged on the Jersey Shore.

    • @perrykv7312
      @perrykv7312 3 роки тому +6

      Better question, why she hasn't aged

    • @chaosking7727
      @chaosking7727 3 роки тому +2

      @@perrykv7312 book answers it

    • @perrykv7312
      @perrykv7312 3 роки тому

      @@chaosking7727 So, what's the answer?

  • @nutsandbolts1264
    @nutsandbolts1264 3 роки тому +7

    I was thinking "Why didn't they just shorten the name of the costume to Ray-Ape?" And as soon as I said it out loud I knew why

  • @greamgreamgream
    @greamgreamgream 3 роки тому +15

    you know i never really thought about how you couldn't even clear a level or puzzle without one of the costumes that even let you jump

  • @miguelestacio2983
    @miguelestacio2983 3 роки тому +7

    I feel like Choctopus is one of the last few people who are still playing through or even talking about Balan Wonderworld. Once it’s all finished though, I feel like this game is going to slowly become forgotten.

    • @OhSayWhatIsTruth
      @OhSayWhatIsTruth 3 роки тому +2

      Oh you'll be mistaken. The game is a textbook definition of the term "hot garbage".

    • @jarmakey1
      @jarmakey1 3 роки тому +4

      I think the lost potential will keep it in people's memory for a good while. A terrible game will be forgotten, a bad game that could've been a good game will be remembered for ages.

    • @ahuman404
      @ahuman404 3 роки тому +1

      This game falls into the Mighty No. 9 category: Never spoken of, but never forgotten.

  • @chestbumphero
    @chestbumphero 3 роки тому +14

    You know what this video made me realize, instead of having 80 costumes, why not just the one costume designed for each level and it looks different for the male and female. It would’ve solved that horrible level design and having costumes do only a single thing without fail. Just have the one costume be themed for the level and boom, instant game changer

    • @hypnospaceoutlaw3376
      @hypnospaceoutlaw3376 3 роки тому

      What an interesting little thought.

    • @KichiMiangra
      @KichiMiangra 3 роки тому +2

      I've been saying that for a while now.
      Add some story from the novel into the game, make the boy and girl's story a little different to promote playing both stories OR split the 12 stagemasters up so each character gets 6 or something, Give us a jump by default OR make it so instead of finding more costumes you find "Powerups" FOR the costumes so you can upgrade them, then for completeing the game it lets you go to the other stages or something with costumes that DON'T belong to the stages so now you can dick around with shit or something?

    • @KazuhaEien
      @KazuhaEien 3 роки тому +1

      That would have been really awesome! I honestly think you have better ideas than the actual dev team-

    • @positivea9111
      @positivea9111 2 роки тому

      It could’ve make the game a little better.

  • @Claymenageries
    @Claymenageries 3 роки тому +10

    And you know what happens after you get every balan statue in the game? You get a little animation of the balan statue doing a dance, yeah that's it, THAT'S ALL YOU GET

    • @hypnospaceoutlaw3376
      @hypnospaceoutlaw3376 3 роки тому +5

      At least you actually GET something out of it. For building the Tower of Tims, you don't get Squat [other than a pat on the back for a job well done]!

    • @someonewithaphone3108
      @someonewithaphone3108 2 роки тому +1

      Was it so hard to give you infinite costumes or SOMETHING WORTHWHILE?

  • @jordanclyne4304
    @jordanclyne4304 3 роки тому +32

    Its hilarious that every button is jump and he couldn't even jump. LOL

  • @breadtheslime
    @breadtheslime 3 роки тому +36

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  • @johnh183
    @johnh183 3 роки тому +11

    "You've unlocked a secret third act!"
    Hum i really like to see that third act

  • @excaliburzx1134
    @excaliburzx1134 3 роки тому +18

    A Bulldozer transformer? Might be referring to one of the constructicons also I want to see Chocto read the Balan Book and play Sonic 06 or even Shadow the Hedgehog

  • @RushWheeler
    @RushWheeler 3 роки тому +19

    Petition to make Choc do the third act.
    I don't think anyone would want to play that though.

  • @shaned6220
    @shaned6220 3 роки тому +16

    Remember, this game was made by the same studio who made Final Fantasy

    • @tpastudios8681
      @tpastudios8681 3 роки тому

      And the Creator of Sonic did made that game as well

    • @pax2293
      @pax2293 3 роки тому +2

      Well not really... It was made by the same studio who made Hey! Pikmin... Which I dunno if it makes it better or worse....

    • @andreou5711
      @andreou5711 3 роки тому +5

      It actually wasn’t. It just produced by Square Enix, so they own and funded it, that’s about it.
      None of the studios who develop Final Fantasy were involved in this. It was developed by Arzest, a company who previously made 3DS games, and Balan Company, which was basically just Yuji Naka and new hires.

    • @tpastudios8681
      @tpastudios8681 3 роки тому

      @@andreou5711 yeah

  • @ColorHeartCarlie42
    @ColorHeartCarlie42 3 роки тому +31

    I really hope Square Enix doesn't scrap this game entirely because the designs are amazing and they deserve better!

    • @Zero_de_Nova
      @Zero_de_Nova 3 роки тому +4

      In a RPG mabie?

    • @CeHee123
      @CeHee123 3 роки тому +6

      The games director said this was their one chance. That doesn't even begin to scratch the amount of controversy the game has kicked up. Balan is toast.

    • @Zero_de_Nova
      @Zero_de_Nova 3 роки тому

      @@CeHee123 True for the Maker but the Charakter are owned by Enix.

    • @CeHee123
      @CeHee123 3 роки тому

      @@Zero_de_Nova Yeah, but I don't see why'd want to use him after how poorly the game was received.

    • @OhSayWhatIsTruth
      @OhSayWhatIsTruth 3 роки тому +6

      @@CeHee123 It worked out pretty well for Beck from Mighty no. 9, so I think there's a path of redemption for Balan too.

  • @Evixyn
    @Evixyn 3 роки тому +13

    I like how the fact she fights imaginary gods in leggings and a jean jacket :0

  • @virtueofdragonsdreamer7783
    @virtueofdragonsdreamer7783 3 роки тому +51

    Me: Feeling good about myself
    This video: Exists
    Me: Guilt for what I have brought upon funny Chocto Octo man. Take my subscription that you already had my friend.

  • @GumshoeClassic
    @GumshoeClassic 3 роки тому +38

    Balans Hat-off design pisses me of. He was the best part because he looks unique and charming, but then he suddenly goes "I'm Johann van Generico now! Look at my pretty-boy eyes!".

    • @skyxclouds3765
      @skyxclouds3765 3 роки тому +6

      My exact same opinion

    • @KichiMiangra
      @KichiMiangra 3 роки тому +6

      It's unfortunate that I think that twist design could have worked if it was executed better. It's better explained in the book, but only a little. It could have been used much better as a twist if done correctly.

    • @hxney_bree
      @hxney_bree 3 роки тому +2

      YEEEEESSSS!!! Like, the least they could do is let him keep the interesting dread-like hair, but NOPE, give him the generic short anime bob

    • @someonewithaphone3108
      @someonewithaphone3108 2 роки тому +2

      And the black skin went so much better with his mostly-white suit

  • @sophitiaofhyrule
    @sophitiaofhyrule 3 роки тому +5

    Who's the genius at Square that thought "Not being able to jump when wearing a power-up? Totally reasonable." Did no one test this before release??

  • @gohachinightwin9884
    @gohachinightwin9884 3 роки тому +2

    I commend your fortitude for playing through this entire "game." Austin Eruption's video on Balan Wonderworld makes it clear that Yuji Naka had a grand vision in mind, but didn't have the right people and resources for the job, on top of his execution of the whole project.
    I guess the story's moral is never to spread your ideas too thin.

  • @zoro59611
    @zoro59611 3 роки тому +5

    I like how he says hes done, he hasn't even done post game yet

  • @PigBoy99
    @PigBoy99 3 роки тому +8

    "Even the girl who eats bugs" Bugsnax

  • @raymin5619
    @raymin5619 3 роки тому +18

    i think i speak for everyone when I tell you to buy the book

  • @juanrodriguez9971
    @juanrodriguez9971 3 роки тому +1

    7:25 What I'm hearing? Someone else acknowledging the existence of my favorite pokemon? Awesome dude, you are a man of culture.

  • @lisafairymeadow2034
    @lisafairymeadow2034 3 роки тому +2

    8:30
    Fun fact color for color detail for detail the box in the box fox mode is the default unity cube asset.

  • @giboit.
    @giboit. 3 роки тому +3

    The box fox costume works better to crush enemies. It kinda makes a light that works as a signal for when the box transformation occurs. You just need to jump at that moment and crush the enemy. By the way, one of the costumes you didn´t find was the Balan Costume. It´s one of the best costumes in the game.

  • @eldante9776
    @eldante9776 3 роки тому +9

    It’s like saying there’s a new smash game but they released the demo and hoped no one noticed.

  • @jethiliusavalar6449
    @jethiliusavalar6449 3 роки тому +2

    I love how genuinely distraught u sounded when u said "it's not letting me smash things!"

  • @vaehtay
    @vaehtay 3 роки тому +4

    Yknow. I used to find all the characters really funny, but I watched a video that gave a summary of the light novel for Balan Wonderworld and now I simp for Lance and go “Aww!!” when there’s a character I that’s not the main character on screen

  • @hypnospaceoutlaw3376
    @hypnospaceoutlaw3376 3 роки тому +16

    Hey Choctopus. I finally figured out how to fix Balan Wonderworld. First of all, we're getting rid of the level cutscenes [We'll keep in the opening & closing ones] and instead we'll replace them with little picture books or slide shows that you can collect to find out what their story is [Think Psychonauts/Hat in Time]. Next up, I suggest we, at the very least, put Balan in the hub next to the Tower of Tims. Third [say it with me now], MAKE [Clap] THE [Clap] BUTTONS [Clap] DO [Clap] DIFFERENT Clap] THINGS [Clap]! After that, we'll make the characters talk [With boxes of course] so we can actually get some LORE that was in the book. Then we'll make the levels go Clockwise as to put some sort of order in this fever dream of a game. After that, We think it's best to lower the number of costumes by, oh I don't know, A LOT! Tell me what you think in the comments or if you have any more ideas.

    • @DramaLlamaTheatrics
      @DramaLlamaTheatrics 3 роки тому +3

      Make it so you activate all the costumes yourself and that they can’t just randomly activate when they feel like it.

    • @shigushigu741
      @shigushigu741 3 роки тому +2

      i'd take out the A.I designed parts of the levels as well, i cant think of anything else

    • @hypnospaceoutlaw3376
      @hypnospaceoutlaw3376 3 роки тому +1

      @@DramaLlamaTheatrics I think I know what your talking about. Maybe something like the Character Select from Lego Star Wars [Just hold down a button and it'll appear].

    • @DramaLlamaTheatrics
      @DramaLlamaTheatrics 3 роки тому +1

      @@hypnospaceoutlaw3376 I’m actually referring to things like how box fox works. It turns on it’s ability at random.

  • @sokumotanaka9271
    @sokumotanaka9271 3 роки тому +9

    2:11 Well this isn't the first time Sqaure tried pawning lore off in different medias
    Which is GARBAGE! Ff15 had an anime and a movie; I'm among the *sane*
    people who thinks if you're making any media all the subseqent material should be in it.
    Otherwise what's the damn point!?

    • @sokumotanaka9271
      @sokumotanaka9271 3 роки тому +3

      I coined a statement while talking about this game with a friend.
      Balan Wonderworld is the poor man's Kameo elements of power.

    • @ZX3000GT1
      @ZX3000GT1 3 роки тому

      I mean that's how Square Enix works, even back then. FF7 has Advent Children and Crisis Core. Kingdom Hearts had everything including a goddamn J2ME game being included as part of the main story. FFXIII has the 2nd game as well as Lightning Returns.
      In fact, this is some factoid about Square Enix, taken straight from Wikipedia :
      1. The business model of Square Enix is centered on the idea of "polymorphic content", which consists of developing franchises on multiple potential media rather than being restricted by a single gaming platform.
      2. According to Yoichi Wada, "It's very difficult to hit the jackpot, as it were. Once we've hit it, we have to get all the juice possible out of it".
      3. The standard game design model Square Enix employs is to establish the plot, characters, and art of the game first. Battle systems, field maps, and cutscenes are created next.
      The 3rd point is especially important, since I believe this is the main reason why most Square Enix games can range from mediocre (Final Fantasy 7, fight me) to bad (The Bouncer, Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep) to horrid (Driving Emotion Type-S).
      Driving Emotion Type-S is especially notable, since this is AFAIK the only Square game which never had any way to be capitalized on its graphics, story, and characters, since it's literally just a shitty clone of Gran Turismo and one of the worst games of all time. It shows just how awful Square can be in creating a gameplay oriented game.

  • @luisreyes1963
    @luisreyes1963 3 роки тому +2

    I admire the fact that you have taken a bullet for us in playing Balan Wonderworld.
    Thanks for everything. ☺️

  • @ooriiaxx
    @ooriiaxx 3 роки тому +1

    decided to say a few positive things about this game.
    -the colors are all really pretty. like when emma cole was walking through the door through the rift thing and the pink light was behind her?? beautiful. most of the later levels?? amazing. the entire final boss fight?? absolutely gorgeous. good lighting makes me very happy and i had a good time looking at it.
    -the circus level looked cool and i liked the clown aesthetic.
    -lance’s goth design is very cool i like him a lot. i am kind of tempted to draw fanart of him. the hair is fun idk
    -the final boss fight looked cool. once again the lighting, his attacks, the part where the fake lances disappeared and looked all pixelated, i thought it was all pretty tight
    -lance transforming into his second form was so cool?? like the purple fog and the spooky dragon head, all great

  • @gavinja2712
    @gavinja2712 3 роки тому +4

    Happy Gilmore: I have to record for being the only one ejected for trying to stab someone with a skate
    Choc: hold my beer

  • @imaginemiles1133
    @imaginemiles1133 3 роки тому +5

    It’s so sad when potential goes right down the drain

  • @ezequieltorresani451
    @ezequieltorresani451 3 роки тому +3

    "You've unlocked a secret third act!"
    D O I T

  • @LightCrib2
    @LightCrib2 3 роки тому +3

    There should've been bottom half of costumes, and top halfs.
    War the bottom half of a costume and gain it's jump ability, and top half gives the offensive ability, and you can mix and match