Nothing Fails Like Bible History - Episode 6

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  • Is the Bible historically accurate, and can scripture be interpreted literally, or is the Bible myth or legend? Is the supernatural world or miracles real, or can the stories in the Bible be explained naturally? In this episode, I'm responding, yet again, to the Christian apologist Trent Horn of Catholic Answers and defending Nothing Fails Like Bible History Episode 3, which you can watch here: • Nothing Fails Like Bib...
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  • @defenestratefalsehoods
    @defenestratefalsehoods 3 роки тому +352

    The most unbelievable part of the story is that the hail only killed the enemy army

    • @defenestratefalsehoods
      @defenestratefalsehoods 2 роки тому +3

      @Read Your Bible and by your statement you said "IF" there is a god. God has not been proven. Its all mythology and you can pick a part most of the stories in the bible with logic. Noah flood for example, 3x the amount of water on earth appeared and disappeared in 1 year. Animals came from all over the world and didnt eat for years because the salt water would have killed most of the plant life on earth leaving nothing for anyone to eat. And the salty ground will not produce a anything. No fresh water because it mixed with the saltwater in the ocean makes for a 0 percent survival rate with only 8 people. The animals that need the cold climate would have died going to the ark in the desert. Its not true.

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou 2 роки тому +24

      The premise is God magic, that's the most unbelievable part. If God magic was real, that's the least I'd expect from a weak minor local deity.

    • @gaden002
      @gaden002 2 роки тому +24

      @@maythesciencebewithyou And yet, a God that powerful allowed 6 million of his most devout followers to perish, even while they were praying to him to end the slaughter.

    • @normansherlock2860
      @normansherlock2860 2 роки тому

      I guess God directed the hail to only strike the enemy.

    • @defenestratefalsehoods
      @defenestratefalsehoods 2 роки тому +6

      @@normansherlock2860 more special pleading with the answer "it is possible because God did it".

  • @1954JDR
    @1954JDR 4 роки тому +303

    I was expelled from the seminary because I started questioning the historical and scientific accuracy of the bible. I became a real scientist because of that.

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  4 роки тому +34

      Oh wow! Which seminary school?

    • @caroleehubbard8380
      @caroleehubbard8380 4 роки тому +21

      Nice, way to go! Thinking your way out of brainwashed ideals! Impressive!

    • @3o3tigger
      @3o3tigger 4 роки тому +34

      Same here . Beaten ,hair pulled ,ears boxed, (1958) kicked out of Sunday school for asking why does god need man to kill for him.

    • @proculusjulius7035
      @proculusjulius7035 3 роки тому +3

      @Jacob Walsh what bloody language is this?

    • @daydays12
      @daydays12 Рік тому +5

      Well done you! Bravo

  • @acentaur010
    @acentaur010 4 роки тому +207

    Anyone looking for factual reference from Ancient Aliens automatically loses any argument.

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  4 роки тому +50

      I agree that History isn't a credible source. But a small point of correction, in Trent's defense, he didn't directly cite Ancient Aliens. He cited the website for the channel that also makes that show - which is almost as bad. After all, it says a lot about a channel, which poses as being about "history," when the most credible show in it's pseudoscience, conspiracy theory, and bullshit lineup is a reality TV show called "Pawn Stars."

    • @lisaspikes4291
      @lisaspikes4291 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah, but I still love watching Ancient Aliens!🤪

    • @killianmiller6107
      @killianmiller6107 4 роки тому +6

      Genetic fallacy. In either case, there are a bunch of other websites that don’t publish Ancient Aliens who also pass this story of 1000 deaths due to a sudden cold, rainy, hail/thunder storm including Wikipedia, historic-uk, weatherconcierge, ancientorigins, worldhistoryproject, thehistorydatabase and others.

    • @AndriyValdensius-wi8gw
      @AndriyValdensius-wi8gw 5 місяців тому

      Jordan Peterson, I see, adopts the Bible as metaphor line of apologetics. That's very lame, I'm sorry.
      That's as good as admitting it's all made up. In fact, you're probably ( no, make that DEFINITELY) better off reading great literature for insights into the human condition. The butchery, genocide, incest, murder, land grabbing, theft, adultery etc that has "God's" blessing in the Old Testament is disgusting. In fact, it's hardly surprising that so many Evangelical preachers are money grubbing shysters feeding off the gullible. They truly are following their God of the Old Testament. The Hebrew God isn't even as entertaining as the gods of Mount Olympus, who were a pretty amoral bunch admittedly.

    • @JakeStrange66
      @JakeStrange66 2 місяці тому

      Pawn Stars "credible" ?!?! 😂😂😂

  • @ElizabethSagan
    @ElizabethSagan 4 роки тому +603

    I find it hilarious in a sad, pathetic way how Trent cited a folk song featuring a goddess from another culture to help make his case.

    • @bigdude8468
      @bigdude8468 4 роки тому +110

      I am not surprised.
      Christianity is just an embellished amalgamation of various other pagan religions that preceded it. It is full of spells, incantations, rituals & magic.

    • @bigdude8468
      @bigdude8468 4 роки тому +21

      I am not surprised.
      Christianity is just an embellished amalgamation of various other pagan religions that preceded it. It is full of spells, incantations, rituals & magic.

    • @ledrash6079
      @ledrash6079 4 роки тому +52

      I thought about that as well. Why is he taking another goddess as proof for his own God (who is the only and allmighty right?). It just doesn't make any sense whatsoever

    • @killianmiller6107
      @killianmiller6107 4 роки тому +11

      The way it seems to me is that A) a historical event occurred, B) a superstitious society explained it as an act from the gods. While it may clearly be embellished, there is some truth to be extracted, namely that many people died as a result of hail.

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  4 роки тому +88

      To be fair to Trent, he didn't say it was true because of the folk song, he mentioned them, but then brought up a scientific analysis of the skeletons to make his case.

  • @scottlarson1548
    @scottlarson1548 4 роки тому +118

    Of course the idea of armies of hundreds of thousands of soldiers is impossible. Archaeology has shown that there was less than in a million people living in all of Canaan at the time. All documented battles during that period had armies of a few thousand at the largest.

    • @EdwardHowton
      @EdwardHowton 4 роки тому +15

      Plus the logistics involved. But even more damning is the fact that to add significance to things, people back then just... added zeroes. That's why so many figures lived for "centuries"; they lived decades but people added a zero. Got a stable filled with 400,000 horses? Try 40. That sort of thing. It's only fairly recently that historians have cared about being pointedly accurate instead of simply writing down whatever they wanted to make their rich patrons happy.
      _Oh yes, sire, five hundred concubines, I shalt write that down, for if you __-pay me enough for this bullshit-__ say so it shalt be True._

    • @Elkator955
      @Elkator955 4 роки тому +6

      @@EdwardHowton It's also hard to be accurate when you didn't even invent the number zero yet. They had a different mathematical language that you can't just mirror translate.

    • @peppermintgal4302
      @peppermintgal4302 3 роки тому +2

      @@EdwardHowton Technically that was a translation error that occurred at some point. The numbers were simply transcribed at some point without realizing they were using a different base number, I think? Don't quote me on that.
      But yeah, regardless, does explain the numbers given.

    • @scottlarson1548
      @scottlarson1548 3 роки тому

      @@peppermintgal4302 You "think"? So this is what you want to believe? If this had happened then surely a major mistake like this would have been discovered by thousands of archaeologists and Biblical scholars in the past two hundred years.

  • @tcunero
    @tcunero 4 роки тому +195

    DAMNNNNNNNNN! That fact checking! Well done man. I really appreciate the attention to detail

  • @alflyle9955
    @alflyle9955 4 роки тому +381

    This apologist's "no magic allowed, purely natural explanation" has a serious/fatal flaw. Soldiers in armies at that time carried shields to defend themselves by blocking/deflecting thrown spears/javelins, stones from slings, and arrows. The first thing I would do as such a soldier in any real hail storm would be, you know, put my f'n shield over my head!
    Great video, BTW.

    • @spanglelime
      @spanglelime 4 роки тому +35

      Alf Lyle my first thought also. You got a shield, use it. Gather together and use your shields as one big cover.

    • @TerenceClark
      @TerenceClark 4 роки тому +62

      It wouldn't even take thought. It's instinct to cover our heads with our hands and arms and turn our sides to incoming attacks and projectiles. We do it without even thinking. If they had shields they would have done this subconsciously.

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar 4 роки тому +25

      @@TerenceClark ALL troops before the late Middle Ages always had shields. All troops want to use an helmet.

    • @killianmiller6107
      @killianmiller6107 4 роки тому +1

      I don’t know, baseballs falling at ~100 mph could easily break someone’s guard. Maybe, the existence of shields is the reason half of them survived.

    • @kayb9979
      @kayb9979 4 роки тому +17

      @@spanglelime How many Hollywood movies have I seen where soldiers carrying shields resort to the "eternal parry"? I used to do mediaeval reenactment. When someone is attacking you with 2 1/2 pounds of steel you use it.

  • @lurch666
    @lurch666 4 роки тому +263

    Confirmation bias:
    Dude searches the net for 2 minutes until he finds something that matches his faith and calls it a day instead of checking the validity.
    Point here is you can find confirmation for any point of view on the internet. Finding an accurate support of your view is more difficult.

    • @AsmodeusMictian
      @AsmodeusMictian 4 роки тому +5

      But didn't you know that they can't put anything on the internet that isn't true?
      Oh yeah, who told you that?
      THE INTERNET.

    • @CorbCorbin
      @CorbCorbin 3 роки тому

      @demi- dogg
      FuQ

    • @michaelturnage3395
      @michaelturnage3395 3 роки тому

      It's probably just cultural hyperbole.

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob 3 роки тому

      Lurch, it's CONFIRMATION bias, since confor-- oh, i see you've managed to type the word properly in the 3rd line. So i'll skip the explanation, but how about a quick edit to fix that typo? ;-)

    • @proculusjulius7035
      @proculusjulius7035 3 роки тому

      @@irrelevant_noob grammar police 😂

  • @bryantfox8543
    @bryantfox8543 4 роки тому +271

    Apologetics is an exercise in cognitive dissonance, mental gymnastics, and post hoc rationalizations to fit the preferred narrative. It's simply indefensible as a rational pursuit

    • @AC-gb7do
      @AC-gb7do 4 роки тому +3

      Rebecca Leeman I’ve had the displeasure of dealing with NEP aka Doc Powers multiple times myself. He’s either the most dedicated troll or the most scientifically illiterate human in atheist channel comment threads.

    • @bryantfox8543
      @bryantfox8543 3 роки тому +9

      @Sterling Osborne, apologetics is the opposite of logic and reason and nothing your side has can account for either

    • @AlexTorres-qv3hv
      @AlexTorres-qv3hv 3 роки тому +1

      I'm Christian, and you are correct, but don't forget that religions are more about logical philosophical and metaphysical concepts...

    • @laflivluvpeace4836
      @laflivluvpeace4836 3 роки тому +4

      Great description. I just call em flat out lies

    • @bryantfox8543
      @bryantfox8543 3 роки тому +5

      @@AlexTorres-qv3hv, except they aren't...

  • @jandideriksen7847
    @jandideriksen7847 4 роки тому +186

    Love these "Nothing fails like......" shows, keep them coming. :-)

  • @johannesbrahms9528
    @johannesbrahms9528 4 роки тому +145

    Thomas, you're such a stand-up guy; demolishing your opponent's argument, then wishing him well. Way to lead by example!

  • @malfaro3l
    @malfaro3l 4 роки тому +390

    You missed a category, you can view religious texts like I do: “Fan Fiction”.

    • @tesnacloud
      @tesnacloud 4 роки тому +60

      That is an insult to the horribly tarnished name of Fan Fiction. They at least don't act like what they are writing is real. Well, the vast majority don't

    • @EdwardHowton
      @EdwardHowton 4 роки тому +30

      Years back I tried reading the bible from cover to cover. It didn't work out well. I gave up on the early books pretty fast, especially the long list of begats and the one that listed who were the "fathers of doing things for the first time", like living in tents instead of simply looking at tents or something I guess.
      I skipped all the way to Revelations after that. Since then I've been describing it as "the first ever recorded blog post of a guy tripping on magic mushrooms". Fan fiction is a step up.

    • @sfinga151
      @sfinga151 4 роки тому +3

      Or a fable with morals. Like Aesop's.

    • @nodvick
      @nodvick 4 роки тому +9

      unless you read saul, then it's slash fiction

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  4 роки тому +27

      Wouldn't that be a subcategory myth, legend, or a combination of the two?

  • @pansepot1490
    @pansepot1490 4 роки тому +34

    11:30 Sorry but I don’t buy it. I don’t know who “researched” this but how is it possible to say that an indentation on a fractured skull has been caused by a block of ice? Wouldn’t a rock be far more probable? Even considering that stoning people was a thing in the past? And stones have always been used as weapons, from arrowheads to projectiles for slings and catapults?

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  4 роки тому +14

      Not only that, but the weather conditions with the initial study only allowed scientists to stay up there for a brief period of time. They only managed to examine a few skeletons and get samples from a handful of them. So how anyone could possibly claim that that scientific study showed that all 200 died from hail, clearly never read any of the studies. To his credit, Trent didn't make that claim, btw. But several of the popular news blogs reporting on this story did (spreading misinformation in the process), and it really pissed me off. I fucking hate lazy journalism!

    • @ziploc2000
      @ziploc2000 4 роки тому +4

      "Skull fractures ... not caused by any known weapons at that time", except as you say sling stones, which have been around since Neolithic and probably Paleolithic times, and btw didn't David slay Goliath with a sling shot in the bible, so this guy can't claim he never heard of them?
      The Romans had slingers in their armies 1800 years ago. It was a very low status skirmishing role, but a with practise anybody can use a sling, they're cheap to make and the stones can be actual stones, the earth is full of them. They can also use metal cast sling shots, but a sling shot stone is quite enough to fracture a skull or arm or leg bone.

  • @theonlylunarmage
    @theonlylunarmage 4 роки тому +42

    "It takes like two minutes of research"
    This guy needs to learn that two minutes is seriously not long enough to do useful research

  • @Lost-Lilim
    @Lost-Lilim 4 роки тому +36

    I've been watching your videos casually for a couple years, but this got me to subscribe. Putting in the actual research to track down info and examine its veracity, rather than just taking a line on a webpage as the 'gospel' truth, is what I appreciate most in atheist content. Well done.

  • @1eftnut
    @1eftnut 4 роки тому +44

    Nailed it! Thanks for committing more than two mins of research!

  • @llywyllngryffyn8053
    @llywyllngryffyn8053 4 роки тому +58

    Two minutes of research is perfectly reasonable for someone with confirmation bias. All he needed to make himself feel better was to find one anecdote that agreed with the conclusion he had already decided upon. It isn't as though he cared about the Truth.

    • @nixboox
      @nixboox 3 роки тому +2

      Well, there's a lot of confirmation bias going on here on BOTH sides.

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob 3 роки тому

      Llywylln Gryffyn and i wouldn't even call it "agreed with the conclusion"... 246 is nowhere near what half the enemy's army would have to consist of!

  • @Tokengesture
    @Tokengesture 4 роки тому +31

    Love the way Trent fell so beautifully into the trap .... couldn’t have unfolded more perfectly

  • @jakes8409
    @jakes8409 4 роки тому +38

    dont understand how any troops would die if they brought shields with them?!

    • @stevemack7110
      @stevemack7110 4 роки тому +3

      God had good aim.

    • @ZeR0_Gravity4
      @ZeR0_Gravity4 4 роки тому +8

      God had aimbot

    • @FrikInCasualMode
      @FrikInCasualMode 4 роки тому +4

      Well, someone could slip on the hail, fall and crack his skull with his shield. Provided he wasn't wearing his helmet at the time.

  • @ih8humanity
    @ih8humanity 4 роки тому +24

    He's using the same logic that says the remaining 40 kids patiently waited their turn to be mauled by she bears.

  • @unstoppableExodia
    @unstoppableExodia 4 роки тому +103

    I never tire of seeing Christian fairytales getting dunked on and debunked. Please continue on with this good work we need to pull together if science and reason are to shine through the darkness of superstition and ignorance. When i am in a more financially stable position I'd like to contribute to the patreon for this channel

    • @marcelowilliams4535
      @marcelowilliams4535 3 роки тому +7

      The problem is this world is covered with them. Even a post apocalyptic event we rationals would have to survive them. Which I'm sure they will sell the bullshit of them being the chosen one's.. So I have no hope for the world ever being cleansed of them and there malevolent beliefs.

    • @myrhh2260
      @myrhh2260 3 роки тому +3

      @@marcelowilliams4535 get used to it buddy, we aren’t going anywhere!

    • @marcelowilliams4535
      @marcelowilliams4535 3 роки тому +5

      That's the thing I have no need for anyone or anything to go anywhere. The religious the non religious all have a place in this world. It's the violent ones that I have concerns about. The o e that would harm my daughters because they don't strictly adhere to there beliefs.. I think there is enough space in this world for all of us.. It's the people that only love themselves and those that look and believe as they do.

    • @marcelowilliams4535
      @marcelowilliams4535 3 роки тому +3

      The religious talk a good game of love thine enemies but the inquisition the extermination of indigenous peoples is a cycle of murder and genocide all sanctioned by there particular flavor of God.

    • @profoundpronoun4712
      @profoundpronoun4712 2 роки тому

      Yes. This.

  • @alt8791
    @alt8791 4 роки тому +22

    Ah, the History Channel. Everyone's favorite insanity. I like to watch it when I need a good laugh. Edit: thank you so much for bringing some extra sanity into our quarantine bunkers.

  • @CaseAgainstFaith1
    @CaseAgainstFaith1 4 роки тому +27

    One other possible point.... if Trent is saying that there just happened to be a massive hailstorm and not a miracle of God, why did the hail seemingly only hit the other guys and spare the Israelites? I guess I don't get the attempt to explain what happened naturally given that the Bible explicitly says it was of God's specific doing.

    • @themutagen
      @themutagen 4 роки тому +1

      higher quality homegrown israeli armor, of course.

    • @GalapagosPete
      @GalapagosPete 4 роки тому +1

      @S Gloobal It is fiction, after all.

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  4 роки тому +8

      God magic!

    • @killianmiller6107
      @killianmiller6107 4 роки тому

      Joshua 10:11 you see that the hail hit while the Amorites were fleeing. If they are fleeing, naturally they are trying to be at a distance from the Israeli army.

  • @paddyotable
    @paddyotable 3 роки тому +18

    Whenever I try to talk to a Christian about certain things in the bible that make them uncomfortable they never fail to say that it shouldn't be taken literally. :)

    • @michaelvandyne6480
      @michaelvandyne6480 Рік тому +4

      Then why live you life by it if it wasn't meant to be took literal right?

    • @blackholeentry3489
      @blackholeentry3489 Рік тому

      @@michaelvandyne6480 Simple......Because it seems like the right thing to do...for morons!

  • @pollywogapocalypse7432
    @pollywogapocalypse7432 4 роки тому +16

    i love these defense videos. just be careful. this guy clearly is in need of content and is never going to hold himself to an equal standard as you.
    he will make you walk a mile while he walks the length of a gnat's "you know what"
    just don't let him waste your time while he struggles to leach relevance from you ;)
    keep crush'n it my dude

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  4 роки тому +4

      Thanks. This is my last response to him. At least for a while. I have too many other ideas and topics in my line up I've been wanting to cover for a while.

  • @redshiftedlight205
    @redshiftedlight205 4 роки тому +50

    The "Magic of the gaps" argument is also begging the question. They are basically trying to prove the Bible is true which would prove god is real, but in order for the Bible to be true, god would have to be real. It's just circular reasoning.

    • @fearlesscrusader
      @fearlesscrusader 3 роки тому

      @roasted pancakes The circular reasoning stops with 1500 fulfilled prophecies and mathematically perfect patterns. And that's where your circular reasoning starts.

    • @jesushad12gayfriendwhoallb50
      @jesushad12gayfriendwhoallb50 3 роки тому +2

      @@fearlesscrusader what are these prophesies that have been fulfilled

    • @jesushad12gayfriendwhoallb50
      @jesushad12gayfriendwhoallb50 3 роки тому +1

      @@fearlesscrusader also where are these mathematical patterns.

    • @ilovethe80sNW
      @ilovethe80sNW Рік тому

      ​@fearlesscrusader ​do you know what "God of the gaps" means?

  • @SatansFire
    @SatansFire 4 роки тому +31

    I just finished watching Prince of Egypt for the millionth time and It made me wonder again where the evidence for The Exodus is. Where the stone Ten Commandments are. These things fade over time sure, but within the 3000 years that these events should have happened within? It should have been no problem to keep something as crucial to humanity as the Ten Commandments safe.

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 4 роки тому +19

      They are safe! Safe in the Ark of the Covenant. They killed a bunch of Nazis, and now they're being guarded by top men!
      Top. Men.

    • @lunatheluma3804
      @lunatheluma3804 4 роки тому +8

      Especially since we still have the Rosetta Stone, if that survived, with it being not near as important at the time, you would think the commandments would

    • @kai_plays_khomus
      @kai_plays_khomus 4 роки тому +12

      The ethiopian coptic church claims to have the arc including the commandments, as a relic in a chapel in Axum. It is a important place for pilgrimage.
      No research allowed - wonder why..

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  4 роки тому +10

      You'd think if it was so important, God would have made them out of indestructible diamond or something and struck dead anyone who touched it or tried to damage it.

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 4 роки тому +4

      @@HolyKoolaid
      So much for omnipotence and omniscience!

  • @eliyasne9695
    @eliyasne9695 4 роки тому +24

    9:01
    Actually, that figure itself seems a little ridiculous and worthy of criticism.
    If there were 600,000 male soldiers then it would probably mean that there were also at least 600,000 females israelites and likely even more elderly and children.
    That would put the israelite population strictly above 1,200,000 and likely closer to 1.5 to 2 million or higher (not every male fights).
    For the time, I don't think that the tiny holy land could support populations in the millions, and I didn't even consider the other ethnic groups in the land that could supposedly rival the Israelites in military might and thus they must have had populations in the millions, too.

    • @abyssinia4ever
      @abyssinia4ever 4 роки тому +14

      Rome at its height could only deploy 250,000 legionnaires, Han China around 300-400 thousand warriors. No way in hell bronze age Jews could field 600,000, hell I doubt they could have raised 40,000.

    • @abyssinia4ever
      @abyssinia4ever 4 роки тому +2

      @roasted pancakes Those higher numbers also include auxiliary and foreign units. I was only counting the Roman Legionnaires.

    • @Nghilifa
      @Nghilifa 3 роки тому +5

      @roasted pancakes Cavalry? Riding on what exactly? During the timeframe that these events were supposed to happen, they didn't have horses and camels (dromedaries) weren't even domesticated yet (that happened centuries later in current day Somalia). So what cavalry are you talking about exactly?

    • @MrPaulMorris
      @MrPaulMorris 3 роки тому

      @roasted pancakes A factor to be considered in population growth is infant mortality. As recently as two generations ago in 'developed' Western European society, it was not uncommon to see fewer than 50% of live births reach their fifth birthday. My grandmother, born just at the end of the 19th century in Dublin, Ireland. was only one of two siblings to survive to adulthood from nine children born to her mother. It's worth noting that her family were not starving peasant farmers but prosperous middle class merchants who subsequently moved their business interests to England--but still 1 in 3 of my grandmother's children died in the mid-20th C before attaining adulthood.
      Summary: while women might have borne 5 children, the likelihood that more than one or two would survive to maturity in a pre-industrial, largely agrarian community, is diminishingly small. Take away the advantages of modern health care, bearing an average of five children seems to be heading for a stagnating population size rather than one showing exponential growth. Unless, of course, we assume divine intervention, in which case all bets are off and rational discussion is pointless.

    • @kamion53
      @kamion53 3 роки тому +1

      @roasted pancakes even with the high estimate of an army of 700.000 soldiers it still was between 1 and 2 % of the estimated population of the Roman Empire, the same figures transponed on Josua's 600.000 would require a population in Palestine alone of between 50 and 60 million people.

  • @FFVison
    @FFVison 3 роки тому +8

    When I was in my late teens, I went to an amusement park where it started to hail while I was just getting onto one of their wooden rollercoasters. I remember it hurting having the hail stones pelting my face, especially after we picked up speed. I never thought about it, but maybe I died that day. I'm pretty sure the hail killed me and I must have re-spawned or something. It must be true because I just wrote it down here and this is the infallible word of me. There, now you cannot disprove it. :-P

  • @furious32ninja
    @furious32ninja 4 роки тому +16

    Wow, Trent, another apologist grasping at straws and failing, it really is a common theme. Love this series HolyKoolaid, another well researched and presented case against the bible and it destroying apologists so called 'Historical evidence'!

  • @rahall7611
    @rahall7611 4 роки тому +17

    It hurts to see how Trent is been ripped apart. I love it!

  • @Yitzhak_Ikarok
    @Yitzhak_Ikarok 4 роки тому +37

    Stop!
    Stop!!
    He's already dead!😂😂😂😂

  • @3o3tigger
    @3o3tigger 4 роки тому +52

    HAHAHAHA my favorite Psalm 137:9 Blessed shall He Be who takes your little ones and dashes them against the rock.

    • @mikedonigan6665
      @mikedonigan6665 4 роки тому +5

      Can't take out of context. Libtard!

    • @GalapagosPete
      @GalapagosPete 4 роки тому +15

      @@mikedonigan6665 I would ask you exactly how that’s out of context, but you don’t understand it yourself.

    • @killianmiller6107
      @killianmiller6107 4 роки тому +2

      This psalm is among the “Imprecatory Psalms” that speak violence against the enemies of God, particularly in this psalm those who destroyed the Jews’ capital city, took them for slaves, and killed _their_ babies (Babylon). These Jews in exile were then told to sing them “a song of Zion” to insult and humiliate the defeated Jews, to which the psalmist cries for revenge against them. Verse 9 is a call for the absolute destruction of the entire nation of Babylon, and because infants are the future generation, this meant TOTAL destruction. This is an intensely emotional, and quite graphic, call for justice. Moreover, the correct translation seems to be “happy are those” rather than “blessed are those.” No Christian takes this verse to be an order to go out and start killing babies, especially in the light of Romans 12:17-19. You may not like my explanation, but there you go.

    • @caroleehubbard8380
      @caroleehubbard8380 4 роки тому +22

      Killian Miller
      But, killing the babies of your enemies who are not followers or worshippers of said god , is justified in your mind? Or are you just throwing a out a potential interpretation of said biblical scenario? Smashing babies heads into stones to kill them is or is not ok in your mind? As long as they are I don't know Hindu or Buddhist lets say?

    • @killianmiller6107
      @killianmiller6107 4 роки тому +2

      Well, this passage, again, is a call to exact reciprocal justice, albeit in a very graphic manner. I would never take it upon _myself_ to smash any child’s head, especially if it was unwarranted. No Christian interprets it this way. Only you interpret it this way to put dirt on Christians.

  • @emagee7864
    @emagee7864 4 роки тому +31

    Trent lost credibility when he cited searching the internet without giving sources. I think deep down Trent knows he is arguing from a weak position while appearing to look intellectual and being supported by facts.

    • @howdoyouknow1218
      @howdoyouknow1218 4 роки тому +3

      daniel letterman good comment. They are almost literally preaching to the choir. No one is going to convert to theism/Christianity by listening to their pseudoscience and god-done-it explanations.

  • @HolyKoolaid
    @HolyKoolaid  4 роки тому +34

    Thanks for tuning in. You can support my work here: www.patreon.com/holykoolaid
    This is Trent's video that I'm responding to: ua-cam.com/video/ZTODOAgHAog/v-deo.html.

    • @1eftnut
      @1eftnut 4 роки тому +3

      S Gloobal maybe watch the video ffs🤦‍♂️.

    • @thesquattinduck2205
      @thesquattinduck2205 4 роки тому

      He researched more then 2 mins but that when he was contradicted for the next 2 hours. I’m Catholic but I believe in legends. Good job 👍🏽

    • @rickb2432
      @rickb2432 4 роки тому +1

      I’m voting pure myth. And not even good myths like the Classics.

    • @michaelcrean1456
      @michaelcrean1456 4 роки тому +5

      Holy Koolaid. *Please could you do a video on how to fact check and find credible references and resources*

    • @dziobak101
      @dziobak101 4 роки тому +2

      S Gloobal this video is literally a response to another person who is literally defending himself with his own response videos. Also, if you are criticizing someone for thinking errors, you probably should at least make sure you are not making basic errors on, say... how evolution works, or knowing the difference between the words “your” and “you’re”. Just sayin’...

  • @LamirLakantry
    @LamirLakantry 4 роки тому +36

    Being an atheism content creator, you need to be an expert in meteorology, biology, zoology, astronomy and just about any other -ology to be prepared to answer the claims theists throw out there. Tomas, I'm impressed at your dedication!

    • @AdolfsGirl
      @AdolfsGirl 9 місяців тому +2

      someone created us, houses don't make themselves

    • @LamirLakantry
      @LamirLakantry 9 місяців тому

      @@AdolfsGirl XD Poe's law strike's again! It's that bad. XD

    • @circumcisionersjar
      @circumcisionersjar 9 місяців тому

      ​@@AdolfsGirl Then who made God? You can't only apply the rule when it's beneficial. Plus God doesn't even make the universe in the Bible it already exists but is just formless

    • @AdolfsGirl
      @AdolfsGirl 9 місяців тому

      @@circumcisionersjar who said i believe in religion?

    • @AdolfsGirl
      @AdolfsGirl 9 місяців тому

      @@circumcisionersjar because religions are wrong means we came out a cosmic fart?

  • @kapnkerf2532
    @kapnkerf2532 4 роки тому +19

    We really have to grow out of needing "cool stories" to motivate our lives.

    • @rloomis3
      @rloomis3 3 роки тому +2

      "There is something feeble and contemptible about a man who cannot face life without the help of comfortable myths."
      -- Bertrand Russell

  • @G7130
    @G7130 3 роки тому +16

    11:50 I love how Christians are good with carbon dating until it goes past their belief number.

  • @sirbradfordofhousejones
    @sirbradfordofhousejones 3 роки тому +10

    Interesting how “miraculous truths” only seemed to happen before written history, or when written documentation was not as common or easily accessible.

    • @150booyadragon
      @150booyadragon 2 роки тому +4

      God a few thousand years ago flaunting his presence around all the time now we ask him just for a casual chat and get the cold shoulder, convenient isn't it

  • @0nlyThis
    @0nlyThis 4 роки тому +40

    There's also that story of some king or other holding back Yahweh's Israelite advance by sacrificing his son to his own god on the walls of the city. Major mojo.

    • @061romell
      @061romell 4 роки тому +1

      The moabites I believe, the sacrifice was to the god molech

    • @johnmcclure40
      @johnmcclure40 4 роки тому +15

      Which so impressed god he decided, "Yeah, gotta use that move myself someday."

    • @janeleonard985
      @janeleonard985 4 роки тому

      Thanks for that comment 今.

  • @Reason1717
    @Reason1717 4 роки тому +10

    I for one appreciate your work on the research aspect of your argument. Damn good video sir :)

  • @webcrawler5548
    @webcrawler5548 3 роки тому +5

    Around age 12 I started questioning things like: if Cain killed his brother where did he get his wife? Does it mean we all are a product of a incest marriage? Or if women get pain in labor because of the original sin why female animals get pain as well? I could go on and on with the absurdity claimed in those books.

  • @pwuk
    @pwuk 4 роки тому +17

    Hail fail, could've just done a Thanos snap

  • @RationalZellinial
    @RationalZellinial Рік тому +4

    A magical god with a nonexistent army fought in a field where magical hail killed their enemies.

  • @ethankickett318
    @ethankickett318 4 роки тому +13

    I love this series and the effort you put into it really shows. I look forward to more episodes.

  • @4urluvjones155
    @4urluvjones155 4 роки тому +5

    Also, a small group of the Lewis & Clark expedition got caught out in a thunderstorm with baseball size hail and no one was killed. They got got bruised and battered pretty hard but no one died.

  • @kayb791
    @kayb791 4 роки тому +13

    Such a great series, amazing work!

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  4 роки тому +2

      Thanks, Katie! I'm really glad you're enjoying it.

  • @RichardRitenour0522
    @RichardRitenour0522 4 роки тому +5

    A very good episode Thomas, really enjoy your work and the logical thinking it instills, please keep up the outstanding content!

  • @brettbrewer6091
    @brettbrewer6091 4 роки тому +6

    This story is about the same Joshua that commanded that the sun stand still. It already had no credibility to begin with.

    • @GuitarDog_atx
      @GuitarDog_atx 4 роки тому

      yeah, the "hail" problem is non issue compared to the complete insanity to believe that god held the sun in the sky.
      "The sun stopped in the middle of the sky and delayed going down about a full day. There has never been a day like it before or since, a day when the Lord listened to a human being. "
      [notice the last line where is states "lord listened to a human being". So prayer is worthless? I think we already knew this]

  • @douglassmith6663
    @douglassmith6663 3 роки тому +4

    The imaginary loving God , murdering again 😂 with Hailstones this time

  • @hkk3656
    @hkk3656 4 роки тому +7

    When I want to read a fantasy book, I always reach for the bible.

  • @lokir9959
    @lokir9959 4 роки тому +6

    I still cringe whenever I remember I believed all this. Fortunately I went through over a decade of catholic schooling so I turned out atheist. Keep up the great videos man, I always learn something

  • @HolyKoolaid
    @HolyKoolaid  4 роки тому +2

    Sources Cited: holykoolaid.com/nothing-fails-like-bible-history-episode-6/#SourcesCited

  • @spanglelime
    @spanglelime 4 роки тому +6

    Trent forgot a source:
    The Hollywood natural disaster cinematic masterpiece, “The Day After Tomorrow”, in which ice blocks as small as softballs and as big as microwaves struck the Japanese people
    unlucky enough to be caught outside, and dented car roofs and windshields, causing traffic accidents and more death.
    We can only speculate on the number of deaths caused by falling frozen microwaves, but I imagine that hailstorm took out Tokyo better than Godzilla!

  • @MartySarmaidoff
    @MartySarmaidoff 4 роки тому +2

    Ooh baby, your audience is a bunch of uncritical yes-men. These comments are fantastic!
    BTW your performance needs work. I mean, I think you've pretty much got sincerity down well enough to read on camera (minus the sign-off), but you're lacking a lot of power . Do you do any other voices?
    I know Trent invited you to debate him. It's his company's policy. Not your gig?

  • @FrankCalisch
    @FrankCalisch 4 роки тому +7

    Thanks for the vid. Always appreciate the respect for facts and those holding opposing views

  • @eugenemirovitch1298
    @eugenemirovitch1298 Рік тому +2

    You may argue that the Bible is not scientific sound and is not accurate due to several translations, not following the scientific method and so what? Unlike Earth Creationists, most people are not learning history through the Bible. There might be historical errors and inaccuracies, but the main moral message of the Bible remains. Your questions are nonetheless interesting, but nothing else. On the same token, religious people are people and they make all kinds of mistakes - if you believe that religious clergymen/women follow what they preach, you would be naive ('Don’t forget to distrust').

  • @fat6776
    @fat6776 4 роки тому +5

    MAGIC ARMOR-PIERCING BLESSED HAILSTORM FROM HIGH LORD YAHWEH

  • @rickcharlespersonal
    @rickcharlespersonal Рік тому +2

    I guess if you believe in miracles then you could simply explain the hailstorm as being God targeting the enemy army with very well-aimed hail that he divinely made large/sharp/hard enough to kill them even through armor. That's the tough part about debating with Christians is every time you hit them with a scientific road block they can just handwave it with miracles.

  • @EP4LFC
    @EP4LFC 4 роки тому +7

    This series is brilliant in every way, I really hope you continue these. It was these exact sorts of issues with Christianity that opened my eyes.

  • @sirbradfordofhousejones
    @sirbradfordofhousejones 3 роки тому +2

    15:40 “God did it.” Yet God doesn’t cure cancer, hunger, war, or anything else tragic? Just makes sure he rains down hail on the baddies? 😬 Nice one, God. Nice one.

  • @mykehog6646
    @mykehog6646 4 роки тому +5

    Yes those 65 mph winds...that were blowing in both directions at once...lmfao

  • @Henry-fk7cq
    @Henry-fk7cq 11 місяців тому +2

    In the Pyrenne Mountains we had baseball sized hail in August. There were a couple of broken bones,many broken car windows & unprotected cars looked like lunar landscapes. NO DEATHS.

  • @LuciferinSiunausta
    @LuciferinSiunausta 4 роки тому +19

    As awareness grows, support for christianity declines - and that makes me very happy.

    • @mikedonigan6665
      @mikedonigan6665 4 роки тому

      Sinner

    • @alquemist7532
      @alquemist7532 4 роки тому +2

      Taneli. Not so sure about christianity declining. This trend may be reversed as a result of the current theocratic administration in the "greatest" country in the world. :(

    • @GalapagosPete
      @GalapagosPete 4 роки тому +6

      @@mikedonigan6665 It is my understanding that “sin” is an offense against God, and since God doesn’t exist, well…

    • @caroleehubbard8380
      @caroleehubbard8380 4 роки тому +1

      Mike Donigan
      Masterbater... Don't lie, god is watching!

    • @GalapagosPete
      @GalapagosPete 4 роки тому +3

      Deborah Shaw My father and his wife belong to a mega church in Kentucky. The only reason that that church is closed for services is because the governor in Kentucky ordered all churches to close. (Not just churches, of course!) Kentucky is very fortunate that they do not have a Republican governor.
      There is no doubt in my mind that were that church still holding services they would be going to them.

  • @alasdairwhyte6616
    @alasdairwhyte6616 9 місяців тому +2

    so much bull plop its crazy 🤣🤣🤣 its funny how god stopped doing miracles

  • @shizanketsuga8696
    @shizanketsuga8696 4 роки тому +6

    14:30 The insanity! What exactly can you _not_ "see on the internet" with about 2 minutes of research if you apply no standards whatsoever about what you accept as evidence?

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz 4 роки тому +11

    That's why I call it *The Buy Bull*

    • @the_polish_prince8966
      @the_polish_prince8966 4 роки тому +1

      @Richard Ball Ra says "The Wholly Fictional" or "The Goat Herder's Guide to the Universe.

    • @fearlesscrusader
      @fearlesscrusader 3 роки тому

      That's why you and your 12 disciples are idiots. You don't have to buy it.

    • @warren52nz
      @warren52nz 3 роки тому

      @@fearlesscrusader Who are you referring to?

  • @PraiseTheFSMonster
    @PraiseTheFSMonster 3 роки тому +11

    Holy Koolaid: Scientific facts.
    Christians: God magic.

  • @patriodiames9715
    @patriodiames9715 4 роки тому +6

    Thank God I found this channel!

  • @igotcookies
    @igotcookies 2 роки тому +2

    Jesus Christ your research abilities are fucking impressive.

  • @JCYoung-ni4cy
    @JCYoung-ni4cy 3 роки тому +2

    An Israeli military author noted that the Sea of Reeds is actually crossable at certain points of the tide then underwater at others.

  • @BennyBattaglia
    @BennyBattaglia 4 роки тому +4

    Keeping your responses classy, Westbrook. Nice work!

  • @Corsuwey
    @Corsuwey Рік тому +2

    Bottom line: Your campaign failed... Blame it on God.

  • @teddyslibrary
    @teddyslibrary 3 роки тому +5

    I'm so happy I found this channel. I'm obsessed! I just told my friend the other day that's it's so weird not to believe in God and be scared of him at the same time!

  • @sevenpaulperalta929
    @sevenpaulperalta929 3 місяці тому +2

    Religion continues to be the greatest scourge to ever be set upon man.

  • @shriggs55
    @shriggs55 4 роки тому +7

    Why does Yahweh even need armies or hailstones?He's God for craps sake! He could have evaporated the enemy's into thin air! He could have stopped all the soldiers heartbeats.like Peter did with Ananius and Sapphira.Hell,he could have been creative about the whole thing(since he's the Creator,right?)and turned all of the enemies soldiers into something practical and useful like,donkeys,horses,quail,or manna! But there's two things that Yahweh really loves-fire(burning someone alive)and,even more than fire-bloodletting.

    • @stevewebber707
      @stevewebber707 4 роки тому +2

      I suspect it's because pulling a Thanos finger snap scenario makes for less riveting story telling. And the other options you came up with are even harder to suspend disbelief with.
      The biblical miracles seem to try and balance being amazing and yet being somehow credible. At least for most of them. Noah's flood from a modern scientific perspective is totally not credible, but I can see a less knowledgeable person in ancient history just accepting it as an event like a natural disaster on steroids. The fact that some modern Christians still accept the literal flood story is a troubling commentary on gullibility, and wishful thinking.

    • @killianmiller6107
      @killianmiller6107 4 роки тому

      God doesn’t “need” armies or hailstones. He doesn’t “need” anything from us. And yet he does want us to take action on his behalf because it proves our obedience, and to meet us where we are rather than force us to meet him where he’s at like every other religion (in Christianity, man doesn’t go to God, god comes to man). You think that using a less impressive method out of many at his arsenal therefore means he’s impotent, but I conclude that he doesn’t follow your expectations. Let me ask you: if God instead struck them all dead at once, or made their armor crush them, or created a sinkhole that engulfed them all, or turned them all into livestock, or changed their minds in an instant, or froze them into ice, or had space aliens bombard them from orbit, or removed all the air around them so they suffocated, or struck them all with lightning, or spawned a bunch of Minecraft creepers to blow them all up, I could go on, would that have convinced you to be a Christian or a Jew? Would it convince you to be obedient to God? Would it convince you to desire an eternity of joy in paradise with God?

  • @hansj5846
    @hansj5846 2 роки тому +2

    Religion cannot be defended without dishonesty.

  • @thomaslong8401
    @thomaslong8401 4 роки тому +4

    A quick google search always confirms my “facts” too!! Lol.

  • @dannytheman1313
    @dannytheman1313 4 роки тому +17

    Damn I'm early typically I don't catch these until weeks later.

  • @d.o.m.494
    @d.o.m.494 4 роки тому +6

    Another fascinating article, thank you for the effort.

  • @frankmaldari9903
    @frankmaldari9903 4 роки тому +2

    Listen bro...I saw a talking donkey first hand in the movie Shrek.How do you explain that 'Koolaid Boy?'

  • @nyralotep
    @nyralotep 4 роки тому +4

    it took Trent two minutes to google things that agree with his confirmation bias to somehow try to prove the fan fiction is really real. smh

  • @justincameron9123
    @justincameron9123 3 роки тому +2

    Why is the dude referencing a Himalayan myth about a Himalayan goddess killing people with hail? Is he admitting to the existence of a different God? Or is he using them as an example to prove that hail that strong can exist? In which case, he'd be attributing the act of a foreign goddess casting a hail storm to natural phenomena while also claiming that his identical "act of god" was not natural

  • @DaPradaGap
    @DaPradaGap 4 роки тому +4

    Im glad ur making more vids, bro. U really helped me out during my struggling dayz and i know im not alone. Thank u, ur work is needed

  • @darrilmiller8167
    @darrilmiller8167 2 роки тому +2

    History is written by the Victor.
    If people really read the Bible their views might be different.

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 2 роки тому

      No, people read the Bible, what they need to do is study it.

  • @markdimmitt5149
    @markdimmitt5149 4 роки тому +3

    Excellent and thorough research, Thomas. Thank you so much for expending the effort that most of don’t have the time to do. I despise the fundamental dishonesty of religious apologists, but refuting them with facts can be very tedious.

  • @jeb6314
    @jeb6314 9 місяців тому +1

    Rattlesnake bites were once thought to be lethal in most cases. I just checked; 1 in 736 bites is fatal. 33% of those bit never receive antivenom and still survive. Hailstorms are the same. What was once thought to be deadly is now viewed as a minor inconvenience. These Biblical accounts, like rattlesnake bites, are a HUGE exaggeration. I mean -a wall that kills 120,000 sleeping soldiers?!? Come on! After a few of these guys were killed, wouldn't the rest have awakened and skedaddled? Most folks caught in a hailstorm would find a building or a tree or a cave or some other protective place. I have been caught in at least a dozen hailstorms in the last thirty years; the worst damage I had were some VERY minor welts and the cold, icy stings. I was okay after ~ five minutes. In one of these hailstorms I was in the open desert and was pummeled for over an hour before I found a store in which to hide. Man, I was c-c-cold!!!! I survived with NO damage.

  • @jcolumbiap
    @jcolumbiap 3 роки тому +3

    Thank you millions of times!
    Our civilization needs to move forward and you are helping with that!

  • @AngloFrancoDane
    @AngloFrancoDane 4 роки тому +2

    Keep up the good work. I have a job, so I just became a patron on patreon. I will however discontinue when the rapture comes.

  • @reaganniles28
    @reaganniles28 4 роки тому +3

    I am impressed well done Thomas! Your work is refreshing and interesting and I always learn so much. I’m glad I spit out the koolaid!

  • @stephensinclair3771
    @stephensinclair3771 3 роки тому +1

    Bible "history" is a bit like arguing that king Arthur 🤴 must have existed because celtic warlords existed in the 5th century!!!!! And then going - he had no magic sword, no round table, no wizard called Merlin, no Knight called Lancelot etc. And he still existed even though he wasn't called 🙄 Arthur and wasn't a king. But I add a few maps say his name meant bear 🐻 😉 and voilà he existed!!
    And so did jesus. So there.

  • @alexkaen1701
    @alexkaen1701 3 роки тому +3

    If everyone on Earth watched your channels, the world would be better for it. Please, keep it up!

  • @inedanap6253
    @inedanap6253 Рік тому +1

    What I find funny is the difference in tone between this comment section and the one on Trent's original video. Trent's video, also a debunking style video, mostly has comments from people who agree saying stuff like "Nice work, that's really interesting!" Or "I think you should check this guy next and see what you think". This video it's mostly like "Haha,look at those idiots who disagree with me!!" Or "Here are facts and logic, fools!!!" Really defying the stereotype of angry, elitist atheists aren't you guys.

  • @jtveg
    @jtveg 4 роки тому +5

    Indeed, his problem is that he only did *2 minutes* of research. 14:25

  • @bdf2718
    @bdf2718 4 роки тому +1

    Hail stones the sie of cricket balls? Those couldn't hurt anybody. Have you seen how small crickets are? Their balls are microscopic.
    Before you respond, know that I'm British...

  • @Mercybeat74
    @Mercybeat74 4 роки тому +3

    Thank you for your content. It is extremely well researched and approached with logic and rational thought. Something the other side seems to lack unfortunately. Your videos are awesome!

  • @Darke_Exelbirth
    @Darke_Exelbirth 3 роки тому +1

    2 minutes of "research" isn't research, it's casual browsing. Reading an article in full, just once, takes a couple minutes if you're not a speed reader. Research involves reading multiple articles, cross referencing, rereading, fact checking, etc. Light research should take at minimum 15 minutes, but wouldn't give you enough information to speak with certainty.

  • @Madkalibyr
    @Madkalibyr 4 роки тому +3

    Another awesome video 🤘🏻 Thank you for all the time you put into these, as soon as I am able I would love to become a patron but until then, I’m hopeful and believe we’ll get through this. One day sooner than later we’ll all be doing our thing, drinking our coffee or reading some gossip and remember when that crazy virus was wreaking havoc, it’ll be another thing we make it through

  • @JosephKeenanisme
    @JosephKeenanisme 3 роки тому +1

    Lol, why do I see a team of people sitting around a table with a huge check. Should we fund a hospital to help kids in 3rd world countries or fund a computer model of what sort of gamma rays turned Bruce Banner into the Hulk? Screw it go for the Hulk... sigh. What's next, fund an expedition for King Arthur's cod peice of splendor? (King Arthur wasn't real either)