I had straight A's and top 1 Percentile Standardized Testing in California (Star Testing). Then they started counting homework and I failed every class from 5th grade onward. Dropped out in Sophomore Year...now, 20 years later, I'm a 3.86 GPA Computer Science Student at ASU's Fulton School of Engineering. And I both listen to this podcast AND respond to old comments.
I think Shan is going to blow up here in the next couple of years the more people in Hollywood find out about him. I think he is one the funniest and most creative comedian around.
@JohnSmith-jz4pk are you listening to the same podcast we’re listening to? Matt and Shane are the last people to ever talk about their white guilt hahhaha
Would love to see a highlight video showing all of Matt's genius ideas. From dong wax (and the skin rash it lead to) all the way up to taping his mouth while he sleeps.
Matt forgot(?) to mention that the rapist uncle was a high profile person in the biggest synagoge in new york, his defense lawyers kept getting funds and eventually he got the lightest punishment out of all the offenders/rapists in the story.
@@rockysmickey3797 I just searched for it using some of the details he mentioned, and I'm pretty sure he's talking about 'Capturing The Friedmans'. Gonna have to watch it soon
@@Johnny1.0 I'm sure that's on a different type of website. Her patreon alone puts her technically in the 1% income bracket. A semi 6 that's acts like a dog is making more $ than most people in the country and I'm not sure how to feel about humanity at this point. Plus, millionaires are most likely paying her under the table for "private interactions”. A lot of her content is taking place in ridiculously expensive houses and shit so I'm sure she has a string of sugar daddys paying her straight caaaaaaaaash to make content at their homes.
A lot of these tic tock and Instagram influencers make hella $ from stuff you don't see, fucking and dancing for rich dudes off camera is a major part of their wealth.
Shane is just like me with cheating in school. That story of him stealing the medical emergency kids test while he's getting dragged out is fucking amazing and relatable to me.
As a parent of a third grader we recently moved from a city to a rural, mainly white town and I can say, without a shadow of a doubt, 3rd graders can definitely be racist.
I’ll admit that I also occasionally have dreams where I’m standing over the toilet and I let out a few drops before I wake up and cut it off… when it happened as a little kid I would sometimes let a quart or two out for the same reason 😭😭😭
You boys are the best but who in the hell runs your sound every episode the gain and volume are off. Whomever is running sound doesn't realize they are different parameters.
@@Danielfucks69 it's almost every sode. It's such an easy fix. Better board. Compresser, maybe even an inline boost if you're lazy. So many options hahaha
Breathing through the nose promotes breathing using your entire diaphragm starting from the stomach and up to the chest. You get more oxygen into your system per breath therefore making energy transfer much more efficient.
God, Matt makes a great point. Boy Bands dressed exactly like R&B groups & white ppl loved it. White teen boys wearing Timbs, baggy South pole jeans, a wife beater, platinum chains and a fur coat. Hilarious
Shane mentions his mom wants a pool, few years later the big dawg came through for momma
Lol for sure you might say Shane had a real Manifest Destiny
@@AllHandlesTaken91-_- high ass
@@Nunya7211 i mean he manifested destiny .......
The teacher that let Shane ride off that math test absolutely rules. RIP MR. Malinowski 🙏🏿
And even the teacher that taught matt guitar and told him he would pass him if he just stopped disrupting class hahahah
I love how much shane says wigger. Haven't heard someone called a wigger since 2011
“He called me gay, he hit me with the kryptonite”🤣🤣
matt bringing up the CAT tests in elementary school is hysterical to me. i scored very high in first grade no joke.. now i listen to this podcast lol
How did we end up here
@@benl5341seems it’s bound to be regardless of circumstances we were made to be here 😂
i scored very high in 8th grade, then i burnt out halfway thru highschool and now im here
I had straight A's and top 1 Percentile Standardized Testing in California (Star Testing). Then they started counting homework and I failed every class from 5th grade onward. Dropped out in Sophomore Year...now, 20 years later, I'm a 3.86 GPA Computer Science Student at ASU's Fulton School of Engineering.
And I both listen to this podcast AND respond to old comments.
@@justinlast2lastharder749 respond to old comments lol i love it
i come back to this periodically cause you guys with butterly is one of the best combos ever and need him on again
I love trying to find the source for the title of the pod. It's hilarious everytime.
RIP Cleveland.
I think Shan is going to blow up here in the next couple of years the more people in Hollywood find out about him. I think he is one the funniest and most creative comedian around.
Idk if you know, but he was cancelled from Hollywood when he got fired by SNL. fyi
@@WalkingPaceWP Yeah I'm aware, but he is doesn't need Hollywood to be famous.
You were right my friend
@@braddavis4472 if he doesn't need Hollywood then what's the point of your comment?
@@illuminati5160Hollywood Is a saying for being famous .
Started on patreon, finish all the pods, decided to join youtube even tbough i dispise google. Did it for the dawgs!
@49:42 "Sorry sir, I was just so focused on turning that shithole into a parking lot." In fucking tears. *Epic episode.*
Epic? These guys complain about “white guilt” sooo much it’s annoying
@@JohnSmith-jz4pkthey really don't, you need to not
@JohnSmith-jz4pk are you listening to the same podcast we’re listening to? Matt and Shane are the last people to ever talk about their white guilt hahhaha
Lol funny listening to these early episodes where Matt just RAILROADS others while they're trying to speak. 😂
this is new testament
@@crd88918it may be new test but still an earlier episode.
Would love to see a highlight video showing all of Matt's genius ideas. From dong wax (and the skin rash it lead to) all the way up to taping his mouth while he sleeps.
Great idea!! Unlike the tape. That can’t be safe right?
Or the paulytoon guy to make this into little animated reenactment
Don’t forget the dong sheath
@@merlinlearned6796 google it genius, it's an actual medical practice
@@merlinlearned6796 tape over the mouth @ night strat is actually one of the best bandwagons Matt has jumped on. Mouth breathing destroys you lmao
Listening to this ep while working out and almost dropped a damn barbell on my chest laughing
Best cast out there...
Never have so few done so much for so many
Amen!
Arnan
Blast fools in the red dawn
Squeaker down the beaker
Ratchet spine catfish 🤪
Shane's hot guy laugh rules
I’m Bryson
uhahahaha
@@user-fw8wt4qo3o Briconé*
It's his Guy Fieri laugh 😆
Matt forgot(?) to mention that the rapist uncle was a high profile person in the biggest synagoge in new york, his defense lawyers kept getting funds and eventually he got the lightest punishment out of all the offenders/rapists in the story.
I think he said he hasn't finished it, so maybe that's kinda the end of the documentary.
What’s the name of the documentary gentlemen?
@@rockysmickey3797 I just searched for it using some of the details he mentioned, and I'm pretty sure he's talking about 'Capturing The Friedmans'. Gonna have to watch it soon
@@wisdomisntfree5389 excellent work dawg! I shall also watch this
@@rockysmickey3797it’s called “rewind” it’s on UA-cam
There should be a patch for anyone who didn't skip any of Matt's movie review.
I vote Gillis funniest man alive.
It’s effortless
He’s different for real
@@mystatamiaj the riff God.
i said, wow, what a great cast
3rd Grade Matt mouthbreathing is the most hilarious thing ever.
Sleeves CAKED in snot
Matt and Shane. Best 'cast going!
Shout out Riggins, Slammin' Sarah, Fart Mcgwire.
RIP Pippa
Love snigger
"The Dudley Boys were coming' in there?" hahahaha
”DeVon, get the table!”
Just like the table... that kid got split in two.
The first minute and a half killed me 😂
How great is our god? And whoa matt u giving timestamps? Shout out to the shaman
Butterly with the best line of the cast 49:48
..shoutout to Matt reversing the curse, all is well & forgiven, we're back
Really love this podcast, glad to see it growing. Keep up the great work fellas 🙏
49:25 this is a great skit idea, the teacher looking at the test with an overlay of 9/11 and Iraq has me rolling laughing
I heard Dog Girl is now making like 10k$ a month, we're all garbage.
Is there a dog boy? If not we gotta jump on that asap
john melia I don’t think that works in reverse bro
@@Johnny1.0 I'm sure that's on a different type of website. Her patreon alone puts her technically in the 1% income bracket. A semi 6 that's acts like a dog is making more $ than most people in the country and I'm not sure how to feel about humanity at this point. Plus, millionaires are most likely paying her under the table for "private interactions”. A lot of her content is taking place in ridiculously expensive houses and shit so I'm sure she has a string of sugar daddys paying her straight caaaaaaaaash to make content at their homes.
A lot of these tic tock and Instagram influencers make hella $ from stuff you don't see, fucking and dancing for rich dudes off camera is a major part of their wealth.
@Connor L god damn I feel this.
incredibly strong episode
This is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks
Shout out all the dawgs
Thanks dawg I needed the boost
Shane is just like me with cheating in school. That story of him stealing the medical emergency kids test while he's getting dragged out is fucking amazing and relatable to me.
Hell yeah Butterly!
The one and only Tum Buttery
Butterly has slimmed way down, looking like a snack!
I’d love nothing more than to call Shane fat but the Bull appears to be slimming down
Bless the bull
Those pelaton sessions must be paying off.
Crying laughing in this episode 🤣 they should be clinical mushroom trip guides
Why they call Matt the shaman
As a parent of a third grader we recently moved from a city to a rural, mainly white town and I can say, without a shadow of a doubt, 3rd graders can definitely be racist.
Thanks for helping second shift fly by. You guys rock.
Omw home from 15 hrs of underground pipe hell!
Damn. God bless. Stay safe.
@@redpalace2494 You too brother!
The Nazis blowing up a sad Tom Hanks's submarine breakfast sandwich is hilarious. I need to watch this movie
I’ll admit that I also occasionally have dreams where I’m standing over the toilet and I let out a few drops before I wake up and cut it off… when it happened as a little kid I would sometimes let a quart or two out for the same reason 😭😭😭
You boys are the best but who in the hell runs your sound every episode the gain and volume are off. Whomever is running sound doesn't realize they are different parameters.
Roland C this 100%. Way too much gain. Like 80% too much hahah
@@Danielfucks69 it's almost every sode. It's such an easy fix. Better board. Compresser, maybe even an inline boost if you're lazy. So many options hahaha
It's lamaire
gain staging!
I dig it
lol double spit take in the first 3 mins. you know its gonna be a cracking eppie!
This shits crack man i was feeling like shit now im dying laughing😂😂
Do they ever turn the salt lamp on?
For the paytch episodes they do. Throw a buck to the dawgs.
Alright when Shane started singing cheeseburger in paradise I lost it
Summer loving had me in tears dawg
A man, when presented with greatness, turns his hat around backwards and hunkers down to listen to the masters.
Shane can’t lose weight. He’s gotta keep that wagon body.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
He's a mechanicsburg 10
I'm a proud dork but I would always hook the homies up with answers.
Matt is finally getting shredded again
Gay
GAY
Love Tim
Shane's tik tok moves are 🔥🔥
Damn noah should get a raise for that social media slight
1:06:00 RIP Cleveland
11:45 aged like fine wine
Lolol jumping into this podcast at 27:29 was a bit jarring.
Sometimes I cannot listen to this fucking podcast on my phone speaker crazy conversations 🤦🏽😅
lol fr 😂
You listen to this without headphones??? That’s like going to hoooor house without a condom
@@knoxynyr87every god damn day
Came for Paimon, stayed for the Hot Guy House
Love the time stamps #dawgfam
Awesome teacher.
Matt is a true ALPHA 🙏🏼
“Club car” is the spacey club, spent my whole summer going there this year. Didn’t get my sick grabbed once 😔
Looks like someone was a bit of a chubby child😂😂
Peace Bonfire... The Dawgs are barking
That's where I'm at. Just about given up.
shane channeling sam hyde big time.
I think they were hanging out recently
Gay now?
Shane’s “TOK” was so great
Get a freaking audio limiter!
furreal dawgs, learn Stream Labs OBS.
I think Lamaire handles all of that so don't hold your breath
darrell darrell producers don’t use headphones or compose shots now. My mistake
I cant believe they have let the audio incompetence go on so long...
FR it's called audio gating I believe and it's a setting in OBS...
It's actually good to shower after a flight because it washes off the radiation you take on from being that high in the atmosphere
I'm too dumb to know if this is a joke
@@sandworm9528 its real bruv haha wild shit huh
About to clock out and cruise around listening to two quality DAWGZ
Breathing through the nose promotes breathing using your entire diaphragm starting from the stomach and up to the chest. You get more oxygen into your system per breath therefore making energy transfer much more efficient.
Woooo dadmeat!
hail paimon
Imagine listening to this one outloud at a job site lmao
Shane is funny but Matt is kind of a white Luis Gomez
The shaman does coke magic? So sick.
Oh yea
i love the big dawgs......... but whens a small dawg gonna upload that patreon content
Flight 91 Lmao Matt’s confidence is unparalleled
And yours is clearly nonexistent 😂 y r u obsessed with wishing matt was dumb? He clearly isnt
Great camera work guys
Dude, no joke about Hollywood, especially back in the day. If you're young they treat you like a trampoline.
Was that a documentary on the McPoyle family from always sunny Matt was describing?
love you guys!!! Alaska Fan!!!
Legendary intro
56:40 Matt was right... once again
Damn my boy butterboy on the cast
damn, Tim looking jacked as ever
Matt is absolutely hilarious
Damn Tim is looking fuckin good ass hell, hell yeah dude get shredded
Sweet stuff man
Shathouse Tik toks were a great idea. Gotta do it
53:33 ; Bro! Facts! The guys that make those sandcastle bamboo houses are The Shit!
Didn’t Mullen tag you in that post with the fake bomb threat?
God, Matt makes a great point. Boy Bands dressed exactly like R&B groups & white ppl loved it. White teen boys wearing Timbs, baggy South pole jeans, a wife beater, platinum chains and a fur coat. Hilarious
This recorded before the LoS episode?
RIP Gangsta Boo
had a dream where you're living in a fallen dystopian state? Bro......
What does “OL” mean? At 17:45 matt says that shane tries to “pull an OL out of me”
Over the line
Andrew S thanks!!
Its Off Limits
Ah word
Squid Inc oh haha that makes sense.. thanks!
Shout out SHEETZ Nation
How great is our gods?
Come awn nah!
Literally the 3rd time I've watched this. So funny.
7:10 REAL ASS DUDE OF THE WEEK
Brugered out right now