ep. 327 Hetero Male Adoption

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  • @PushupsNMushrooms
    @PushupsNMushrooms 2 роки тому +364

    I love how this cast can go from deep philosophical ruminations about ancient history to buttsex seamlessly. It probably happened the same way in ancient Greece.

    • @froggo9k218
      @froggo9k218 Рік тому +12

      AHAHAAAAAAA Sounds pretty accurate

    • @gabrielcronin8445
      @gabrielcronin8445 Рік тому

      ancienct greece and rome wasnt full of fudge packers, was the opposite ay, there was punishments documented for being a man loving man

    • @GoodCookinAquarius
      @GoodCookinAquarius 4 місяці тому +1

      Don't forget the elbow grease lube💪💪💪💪🤜👌

  • @greenpilltheory6649
    @greenpilltheory6649 3 роки тому +115

    Covid entered the McCusker home and ran into freedom.
    God bless.

  • @claytonbruinsma9140
    @claytonbruinsma9140 4 роки тому +553

    Matt is a national treasure

    • @seabisquit
      @seabisquit 3 роки тому +23

      im convinced he shouldve been on history hyenas with yannis instead of chris and that poddy would still be going strong today

    • @SCOODAMcGOODA
      @SCOODAMcGOODA 2 роки тому +4

      @@seabisquit oooo me likey the idea. history hyenas ruled.

    • @MixMastaMcgriddle
      @MixMastaMcgriddle 2 роки тому +4

      Planet earth 3 needs to hire the shaman to narrate

    • @williamhenderson2661
      @williamhenderson2661 2 роки тому +4

      Want that Tom Hanks movie based on the events of the McCuskers childhood?

    • @stephenakridge7067
      @stephenakridge7067 2 роки тому

      @@williamhenderson2661 which movie from known pedophile Tom Hanks are you referring to??? Philadelphia?

  • @letereally10
    @letereally10 4 роки тому +250

    We should all strive to maintain posture as good as Matt

    • @chadgrov
      @chadgrov 2 роки тому +20

      It’s harder for Matt too because of that oversized head on his little frame. So we all need to strive to be better.

    • @BrandonBuckinghamClipss
      @BrandonBuckinghamClipss 3 місяці тому

      @@chadgrov😂😂😂

    • @darragh4486
      @darragh4486 Місяць тому

      He had a straight spine and clenched ass for an hour just for this comment

    • @hr7834
      @hr7834 23 дні тому

      He's putting the "sat" in bodhisattva

  • @Brandon-tk2rw
    @Brandon-tk2rw 4 роки тому +196

    This was Shane's "flu game"

  • @MISCELLANEOUSGOON
    @MISCELLANEOUSGOON 4 роки тому +75

    You guys were in the zone, hilarious episode.

  • @jhughes19851
    @jhughes19851 4 роки тому +139

    Shout out Shane ALWAYS having bed head on the cast...

    • @RayRayMcAuliffe
      @RayRayMcAuliffe 4 роки тому +18

      It’s a care-free combover

    • @cemetrygatecrasher
      @cemetrygatecrasher 4 роки тому +3

      it works.

    • @jhughes19851
      @jhughes19851 4 роки тому

      @@TommyTheCat799 hell yeaa

    • @Gafferd8186
      @Gafferd8186 3 роки тому +1

      Living the life of a real comedian like Doug stanhope

    • @justinarnold6044
      @justinarnold6044 Рік тому +2

      Both of them have wild ass hair this episode. There is a direct correlation between episode quality and personal hygiene.

  • @jaysonspann8042
    @jaysonspann8042 3 роки тому +14

    As a person that also went full McCusker on Gettsyberg as a child hearing Shane talk about the movie and the book really pushed me over the spectrum what a great podcast.

    • @btsnake
      @btsnake Рік тому

      Confession, I did the same thing with Gods and Generals, which greatly pleased my inner gentleman

  • @bodysnatcher7078
    @bodysnatcher7078 4 роки тому +145

    I would definitely listen to a history podcast by Shane... my favorite subject with my favorite comedian

    • @StraightFelon
      @StraightFelon 4 роки тому +7

      he has 2 appearances on history hyenas

    • @tainteddman
      @tainteddman 4 роки тому

      Yeah but they don’t go to into detail on that podcast he needs his own history podcast

    • @dustinparks9157
      @dustinparks9157 3 роки тому +4

      @@StraightFelon i was gonna comment the same. I miss that podcast

    • @TrevorScanlan
      @TrevorScanlan 2 роки тому +2

      It's called herstory now you gender racist

    • @jkcalihoe
      @jkcalihoe 2 роки тому +1

      Boy are you in luck now

  • @trey1218
    @trey1218 4 роки тому +107

    Shane feeling the effects of power hour.

  • @cameronsnyder1246
    @cameronsnyder1246 4 роки тому +36

    A perfect little autistic diamond.. The greatest sentence ever? Lol

  • @davecalhoun5394
    @davecalhoun5394 2 роки тому +10

    this may in fact be my favorite episode.

  • @sendtome157
    @sendtome157 2 роки тому +49

    the thing they said about chefs feeling like its a paramilitary environment is so god damn true, and also the part about the lads being immune. they are very immune

  • @NewDayy66
    @NewDayy66 4 роки тому +36

    All hail the dawgz!!

  • @some-replies
    @some-replies Рік тому +9

    Haven't laughed this hard in a while. The shades going on and off, Matt's meat heist and angry Asian put bosses.

  • @Mattagins818
    @Mattagins818 Рік тому +23

    The way Shane gets stoked on history games, I wish he had a twitch.

  • @vich3359
    @vich3359 4 роки тому +36

    I've never heard noah so sassy

  • @leatheryfoot6354
    @leatheryfoot6354 Рік тому +3

    42:37 shane saying this before Matt's wedding is why I'm subscribed.

  • @bodysnatcher7078
    @bodysnatcher7078 4 роки тому +34

    Where are we at time wise?

    • @JaysWave75
      @JaysWave75 4 роки тому +1

      53:36

    • @fortydeebz
      @fortydeebz 9 днів тому

      Why did I read this just as he said it

  • @Ynotnow9900
    @Ynotnow9900 4 роки тому +140

    Matt literally stealing food from an all you can eat meat restaurant. Dude is classless lol

    • @charwest5892
      @charwest5892 3 роки тому +21

      weve all thought about it... these brazillian restaurants are too enticing. SO much meat, very little oversight usually. But no one ever does it... except for matt

    • @Ynotnow9900
      @Ynotnow9900 3 роки тому +3

      @@charwest5892 yes we have all thought about it

    • @juwebles4352
      @juwebles4352 2 роки тому +55

      @@charwest5892 The Shaman leads, he does not follow.

    • @dillonwalshpvd
      @dillonwalshpvd 2 роки тому +17

      He was just looking out for bae, guys, shut up

    • @mr.bidnessman2469
      @mr.bidnessman2469 2 роки тому +13

      What are the technical details on “all you can eat” and why would it be illegal to take it home to eat it all later?

  • @Johnny1.0
    @Johnny1.0 4 роки тому +33

    "Why can't you be black Steve"?.... I spazzed mid sip and sprayed a mouth full of soda everywhere. 🤣

    • @lylechipperson3407
      @lylechipperson3407 4 роки тому +5

      I tried so hard to hold one in the other day of coffee with milk and sugar and just couldn't and murdered a $70 dollar keyboard.

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 4 роки тому

      That was hilarious

    • @pravkdey
      @pravkdey 4 роки тому +7

      Not the first time the dawgs made a man squirt

    • @chadgrov
      @chadgrov 2 роки тому +2

      I’m hungover as hell and trying to drink the hangover away, headache, almost gagging on the beer and that made me literally almost throw up laughing. “Aw an interracial couple, why can’t you be black, Steve?!” 😂🤮

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 Місяць тому

      16:23

  • @Truffle_Pup
    @Truffle_Pup 8 місяців тому +1

    40:50 the brief look of surprise in Shane's eyes and eyebrow raise after he realises what he's just said to Matt hahahaha! "Is she?... Oh well she cannot have my seed!"

  • @ChickenTendler01
    @ChickenTendler01 4 роки тому +28

    Shane is 25% liberal boss wife

  • @alexanderkvitrovn9828
    @alexanderkvitrovn9828 3 роки тому +86

    I really enjoy the lingo of this podcast 😂😂

  • @daveslow84
    @daveslow84 10 місяців тому +2

    Surely I'm not the only one that wants just pure Shane playing war of rights and being in character😂 alternatively, he could just be explaining history stuff...

  • @RobesonG
    @RobesonG 4 роки тому +10

    Shane puts the shades on and becomes K-Pax

  • @kim-jong-poon
    @kim-jong-poon 4 роки тому +18

    Don't be afraid to solo cast Shane. The Woodman solo casts and he kicks ass at it and so would you. But either way, solo or with spud a new history cast would rule.

  • @hausmell
    @hausmell 4 роки тому +7

    SNL ain’t got shit on Shane “Bruce Willis” Gillis

  • @nwr477
    @nwr477 4 роки тому +25

    that XL tshirt looking real tight on the young bull

  • @chrisr8088
    @chrisr8088 4 роки тому +5

    OMG I haven't gone a day for months without hearing from my DAWGS! So glad you uploaded when I checked.

  • @michaelcurrier9311
    @michaelcurrier9311 2 роки тому +3

    Matt has,,,,, the ultimate Spaz-kid face AND cadence! It's great!

  • @Tkeane8
    @Tkeane8 4 роки тому +6

    matt and shane's secret mint & barracks

  • @DaZese
    @DaZese 4 роки тому +12

    What's up DAWGZ!!!!

  • @MulTfrancis
    @MulTfrancis 4 роки тому +8

    Shane saw you on Skeptic Tank again, the bull killed it

  • @jordanmatheson5301
    @jordanmatheson5301 2 роки тому +3

    I need to watch shane playing age of empires & I need it now.

  • @chrisrobertson8022
    @chrisrobertson8022 Рік тому +2

    20:19 perfectly described my family dynamic I'm the babysitter who everyone doesn't give a shit about 😂

  • @Thingsarefine42
    @Thingsarefine42 6 місяців тому +3

    This is Shrek 1 for the cast

  • @KatzenjammerKid61
    @KatzenjammerKid61 4 роки тому +4

    I just watched Matt and Shane declare Sparta.

  • @JaysWave75
    @JaysWave75 4 роки тому +2

    this podcast RULES

  • @ronnietravis741
    @ronnietravis741 3 роки тому +3

    Best podcast out there

  • @saucenflow
    @saucenflow 3 роки тому +2

    spub's thinking prosses on that is gold

  • @luisalicea1701
    @luisalicea1701 Рік тому +3

    “I had the sizzle on me” bahahahahaha

  • @jiminyfriggit2334
    @jiminyfriggit2334 4 роки тому +1

    @11:37 I almost spot my coffee thinking Shane said .."nothing, I got fuckin Peronies" lmfao

  • @KingDomsKingdom85
    @KingDomsKingdom85 4 роки тому +9

    I get bad migraines to the point of wanting to cut my left eye out with a kitchen knife because the pain is so bad and vomiting, also... Shane with those sunglasses looks like Dan Aykroyd in Blues Brothers

    • @some-replies
      @some-replies Рік тому

      Aura migraines are a bitch. Get em once a week

    • @bigdawgs94
      @bigdawgs94 8 місяців тому

      I use to awful migraines till I figured out it was my eyes straining too hard, I don’t even have bad vision, -.5 and -.25 in each eye. The first one I had the absolute worst bubble guts, and I was throwing up blood lol. Definitely wouldn’t recommend that

  • @LORDHoekalledGAuhEY69TH
    @LORDHoekalledGAuhEY69TH 4 роки тому +3

    Nice timestamps😍

  • @b4rcode1
    @b4rcode1 4 роки тому +6

    hey Matt! Great Posture!

  • @jsp7218
    @jsp7218 4 роки тому +13

    I'm fucking high. Shout out to all the Dawgz

  • @brapstein
    @brapstein 4 роки тому +4

    Shane, 100% in on a history pod with or without gameplay in the back. Please dawg

  • @PROJECTTREVORFOREVER
    @PROJECTTREVORFOREVER Місяць тому +1

    This is my favorite

  • @gunnercoffman3526
    @gunnercoffman3526 Рік тому +3

    Matt is the greatest Black Conservative of all time

  • @Perkustin
    @Perkustin 4 роки тому +3

    Hopefully a more chill ep of the pod, things got heated last week.

  • @jsp7218
    @jsp7218 4 роки тому +1

    My head hurts just looking at Shane

  • @cadeowens8
    @cadeowens8 Рік тому

    Shane talking about war of rights might be the best thing ever

  • @scott96999
    @scott96999 4 роки тому +11

    I live in a remote mountain cabin.
    Just got back from a supply run in Missoula and I literally feel like I wasn't around a single other human being.
    Just a bunch of robots that cant stop adjusting their masks.

    • @jonwoods3261
      @jonwoods3261 4 роки тому

      Want to get masks that say sheep on them. Then other varieties of farm animals

    • @scramblebluejay1559
      @scramblebluejay1559 4 роки тому +1

      Never worn, never been asked, UK. There are a lot of slaves around though

    • @scott96999
      @scott96999 4 роки тому +1

      @@scramblebluejay1559 Yeah if you stay chill and keep moving the robots will leave you alone, but the Health Passports will change that. Trending in the wrong direction...

    • @OliveMule
      @OliveMule 4 роки тому +1

      THEYRE NOT ROBOTS!
      THEYRE WEIRDOS

    • @buhshmuh
      @buhshmuh 4 місяці тому

      Relax, you ain't in I am legend, relax with the dramatic nonsense, I hope you look back on this old comment and cringe

  • @humanindica962
    @humanindica962 4 роки тому +4

    Shane got a case of 18 pack of Brewskis not the gd Ronies

  • @drewinsur7321
    @drewinsur7321 Місяць тому

    From 59:20 foward is such gold on such a pot full of jewels episode

  • @TheTrueLush
    @TheTrueLush Рік тому +6

    Matt throwing a coat over his chair since last pod when he got called out for looking like a paraplegic in a wheelchair. Then Shane snuck in the “someone messed with our chairs!” Matt 🤫

  • @Ryan-tr7hy
    @Ryan-tr7hy 4 місяці тому +3

    This was peak secret podcast studio. Just America. No frills no fancy mansions. Just dudes.

  • @kevinyount1653
    @kevinyount1653 4 роки тому +6

    40 mins is the most humble of workouts... classic overtraining

  • @solarsunchips9628
    @solarsunchips9628 8 місяців тому

    26:38 Shane is the funniest guy i swear to God 😂😂

  • @CaveTater
    @CaveTater 9 місяців тому

    The look on Shane's face after the Mara comment is priceless

  • @EVAASIVEOne
    @EVAASIVEOne Рік тому

    9:30 jesus christ, this kicks off this ep everytime

  • @scott96999
    @scott96999 4 роки тому +7

    BitchCoin made my week

  • @borisbadenov9863
    @borisbadenov9863 4 роки тому +2

    Sunglasses Shane looks like a long lost Blues Brother.

  • @DualStupidity
    @DualStupidity 3 місяці тому +2

    "Columbus was woke." Holy lmao

  • @MisterSoThrowed
    @MisterSoThrowed Рік тому

    “Takes it out on the dishwasher” lmao

  • @justinroth2938
    @justinroth2938 4 роки тому +2

    Lotta 'tude comin from the Boyz...hahaha!

  • @thedondaithi1304
    @thedondaithi1304 9 місяців тому

    The thing about the correspondence of letters in the 1800s and stuff, is they were letters that they wrote on physical paper, but we dont write to eachother, we text and so in the future when someone was wondering what people from our time sounded like or how we wrote, they wouldnt be able to see the texts, but im sure some people write letters, but those letters wont have the bad grammar or the shorthand of texts, maybe some letters will, most likely love letters, but i would say theyll find books from now, birthday cards, love letters, newspapers, magazines and the 2 most famous school kid art of old, that cool S design and then the classic porridge gun we all drew it on the blackboard as kids 😂😂

  • @FarmersMelon
    @FarmersMelon 4 роки тому +1

    6:39 waiting for Shane to bust out a harmonica

  • @vax5708
    @vax5708 2 роки тому

    The dawgs are elite

  • @mattp1354
    @mattp1354 4 роки тому +9

    damn shane looking buff! lol

  • @Dirtvoyeur
    @Dirtvoyeur 4 роки тому

    shane looking fly in his shades at the start of the episode!

  • @garrettrobertson3678
    @garrettrobertson3678 2 роки тому +1

    Libral boss wife has stuck with me since this aired

  • @ryanmiller775
    @ryanmiller775 4 роки тому +1

    Great epie boys

  • @-Azure.EXE-
    @-Azure.EXE- Рік тому

    52:09 Shane describing his hit game, Metal Gear Flaccid

  • @soccersmything01
    @soccersmything01 4 роки тому +2

    my bro just adopted some young homie a couple years ago. as a single straight man in construction. i hope he's not fuckin Javonte

  • @thebeerguybrothaguy
    @thebeerguybrothaguy Рік тому +2

    Dood Matt knows! Matt can think big picture and that is nearly instinct in this day and age. Bless the homies. Benevolence is key.

  • @mitchhandsome9366
    @mitchhandsome9366 4 роки тому +2

    lmao spud having constant tinnitus

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 Місяць тому

      In the context matt called him van gogh head killed me

  • @travishenderson9635
    @travishenderson9635 Рік тому +1

    I finally got covid for the first time 3 months ago. I ain't gonna lie I had a migraine for 4 days that kept me from sleeping. It was horrendous

    • @some-replies
      @some-replies Рік тому

      Damn, I spent 9 months in a hospital from it. Been 3 years I still can't work from the side effects

  • @clavatikus
    @clavatikus 2 роки тому

    Fix your website bro’s! I’m trying to buy your merch and after entering my info you don’t have a “complete transaction” or “purchase” button to actual complete the order. It’s just PayPal.

  • @jsp7218
    @jsp7218 4 роки тому +5

    "Gay Prima Nocta" haha niiice

  • @scottp.548
    @scottp.548 4 роки тому +2

    Shane's hair will look like Rogie's sooner than later.

  • @enviousaudio5751
    @enviousaudio5751 4 роки тому

    The young bull wanting to play War of Rights made my day, yes!!!

  • @rileygally2967
    @rileygally2967 Рік тому +2

    “Gah-lee” -Shane

  • @theXavier36
    @theXavier36 4 роки тому

    Comedy at the Carlson is the club in Rochester NY. Great club

  • @llVitekll
    @llVitekll 4 роки тому +12

    where are we at timewise

  • @taradicoff3149
    @taradicoff3149 4 роки тому +2

    Where the heck do I get at shirt?

    • @jonwoods3261
      @jonwoods3261 4 роки тому +4

      Easiest place would probably be a walmart, but most retail stores have rhwm.

    • @taradicoff3149
      @taradicoff3149 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @taradicoff3149
      @taradicoff3149 4 роки тому

      Sry. I didn't mean that.

  • @teelorp8306
    @teelorp8306 Рік тому

    I would definitely watch shane on twitch

  • @TomAKAVeto
    @TomAKAVeto 4 роки тому +2

    Bedhead Boyz goin strong

  • @dylanmacdonald5243
    @dylanmacdonald5243 8 місяців тому +3

    I know this sounds gay but it freaks me the fuck out how I am Matt and he is me. It’s fucking uncanny. I’ve literally said I’ve cured my autism smoking weed and max dosing on shrooms lmao god would I would give to chill real life without the bros

  • @edwardwelle7010
    @edwardwelle7010 4 роки тому +3

    That cap on the mystic salt lamp triggers my tism every time I see it

  • @haleypoole9081
    @haleypoole9081 7 місяців тому +1

    I don't know if matt needs to read more Philip K. Dick or less. 46:23

  • @BGale47
    @BGale47 10 місяців тому +2

    High Steaks Ocean 15

  • @jimmysaladstench
    @jimmysaladstench 3 роки тому +2

    “It’s called homeostasis” 💀

  • @joshuggah1
    @joshuggah1 4 роки тому

    Is it just me or are the dawgs looking extra jacked this epi? Fucking looking at some afters here, bois.

  • @DatBoi-mo9vc
    @DatBoi-mo9vc Рік тому

    "Autistic and drunk"
    Iiiiits ME! 3DAWWWWGGGG

  • @shrimpscampin
    @shrimpscampin Рік тому

    my family is autistic/adhd af this episode is gold

  • @SAFbikes
    @SAFbikes 4 роки тому +10

    Ohh my god I had a headache watching this and all I could think was how I got the Covids. Woke up feeling great, HAIL PAIMON!!! HAIL HIM!!

  • @RobBigs-lu8bq
    @RobBigs-lu8bq 3 місяці тому +2

    Shaner, i am currently watching this one.
    Shane, Is Gay.

  • @stefanmironov6405
    @stefanmironov6405 4 роки тому +2

    dude....Hard R History with Matt and Shrek Wan rulz>my