Nah, more like thought that they looked similar, questioned it, and then decided it had to be his kid after the “mother f- rah rgh gah!” Tantrum the bear boy had xD
@@lucaniku297 His wives have a frequency of abandoning him in pursuit of personal goals, his first wife was petrified and then turned out she was evil.
@@notsoanonymousmemes9455and than his second wife realized how unloving there relationship was I’m pretty sure the bear women gets captured later on by a freakshow
It’s sad, but often when males are in relationships where they’re chasing ideals, their kids most of the time drift away from them sometimes takes more than one several relationships until you get the bond that you’re looking for it’s fucked up, but it’s also sweet at the same time Source I have step siblings
I always wondered if after becoming and adult Jasper would also be able to remove his bear skin and transform into a fully human form. I imagine in his human form he would be much more similar to his father than any of his siblings.
@@eaindraysukyaw4238nah theyre probably one of THOSE feminists that everytime they watch that one courtroom series go “we need more men like this” everytime a dad was screwed by some wife because she made him thing the kid was his
Enough to know it's not about equality anymore, it's about being superior. And for can there be feminism if we can't even define what a women is? @@Solanin0803
*Both my knees dislocate when kicking a ball* My dad: ....Yup, he's mine Context: everyone in my dads family has shit tendons, everyone got a scar on one of their joints
@@m_knight-54to explain what’s going on. Anyway I haven’t seen the show because Netflix is dumb, but I will be paragraph guy even though I have no idea what to do for the paragraph guy stuff.The guy with the red moustache (I think that’s how you spell it) is king zog of dreamland, and the lady who he was talking to at the start is named Ursula who is a selkie (basically can transform into animals she can turn into a bear). Jasper (baby bear guy) is the son of zog (explained in short). The series is called disenchantment and it is on Netflix (ended in 2023 September 1st). Hopping this helps, like I said at he being this is my first time as paragraph guy.
The woman is a selkie who changes from a bear to a human after taking off her bear skin. The guy is a king who falls in love with her and tries to take her to court. It doesn’t go well and she escapes. And the bear cub is his kid
@@kawaiiesha3247 beat you to the punch! But you explained it better than me, so you win the better paragraph guy title. As dawn approached on the fake grass and trees of playcare, creatures that were once human began to stir awake to begin a day with great energy to display. “Good morning everyone!” Announced dogday as he walked out of the toy store with bobby bearhug and picky piggy. “Sup dogday, how’s it hanging?” Asked kicken chicken as he, hoppy hopscotch, poppy playtime, kissy missy, and bubba bubbaphant come down from the lift to the top of playcare. “Hey dogday, what are we doing today?” Asked craftycorn as she leaves the school with miss delight, and boxy boo. “I’m great, thanks for asking kicken, and crafty for your question, we are most likely going to go to the caverns underneath the school!” Answered dogday. “Wait!” Yelled poppy, “where are all of the others?” She asked. “Well, angel and the rest of the toys are up near the game station because they said they wanted to play some of the mini games up there, and catnap is, well, catnap. So we shouldn’t be going around asking where he is because, ya know, angle almost died because of him, I got my legs torn apart, used some of our friends to make a shrine to the prototype, and made the top layer of the factory collapse, which I need to remind you that all of the ways to escape this place is now a big piece of rubble. Seriously I don’t want to see that purple nap cat ever again!” Explained dogday. As craftycorn scavenged around in a storage room for batteries, she couldn’t help but notice the feeling of being watched and as she continued searching it grew more and more prominent. “He-Hello, is anyone there? Please let me know.” Carefully asked craftycorn as she looked around frantically. A second or two passed with no response to her question and she started searching again, but the unease of her surroundings were making craftycorn more frantic to find the batteries. Soon enough she saw a bit of blue in one of the boxes, one with a label that read in black marker ‘box for extra electronic devices’, craftycorn slowly and carefully went up to the box to find out what the bit of blue was on. Once she reached the box, she could only see the same bit of blue poking out of a hole close to the start of the writing, craftycorn slowly opened the box up making sure nothing would jump out at her if she fully opened it. “What are you doing?” Asked a voice from behind, craftycorn jumped at the break in the silence and looked behind her ready to flee, but as she looked toward the direction of the voice she just found herself looking at kicken chicken who was looking back at her with confusion. “KICKEN, YOU STARTLED ME!” Yelled craftycorn, “Yeah, no duh I startled you, you jumped higher than hoppy. And she has ‘hop’ in her name, now answer my question.” Cracked kicken, “Yeah, well at least you could say ‘Hey craftycorn it’s kicken chicken’ instead of making me sound like I’m intruding and doing something I’m not supposed to!” “Well, are you doing something that you aren’t suppose to do?”, craftycorn sighs while trying not to yell at kicken for suggesting that she would be off task. “I’m currently looking for batteries for our flashlights so we don’t fall into the pits of the cavern. Also shouldn’t you be looking for, whatever you should be looking for?” As soon as she said that, kicken stared at her for a few seconds before saying “Sooooo, have you found any batteries?”. Not wanting to waste any more time craftycorn decided to fully open the box that she had found, “To be honest I think so, but I just want to make sure that there’s some in here.” She said while sorting through the contents of the box, a minute or two went by before she pulled out what she was looking for. “Ok I got the batteries, now we can leave this creepy room.” Announced craftycorn, “Out of all the rooms we’ve been in, this one is the creepiest? Come on crafty, there’s nothing wrong with this room except for those cracks in the wall.” Laughed kicken while trying on a pair of huggy glasses he found in a gift bag. Once he mentioned it craftycorn actually looked and studied the room they were in, it had two lights that were in perfect condition despite the yellowish colour that seemed to grow in between the glass panes. The walls were always the same in every storage room with a dull grey that covered all the surfaces in the room, even the cracks seemed to be the same if it weren’t for them being smaller than most other cracks. The shelves that held equipment and boxes had yellow legs and grey pallet racks that normally would go on forever if they weren’t in a small room. Craftycorn sighs after looking over the room, kicken was right, it was probably the most non creepy room they had ever been in. Even the gas masks that would be your most common trauma connection with all the other toys, seemed to be more friendly looking in this room. “Look, we should probably get back to the others before we miss out on the adventure we are having today.” Mentioned craftycorn as she put the batteries on her back, “Fine, I guess we’ll go into the caverns. Where all the less sane toys are, where no one can help if you fall down into the pits of oblivion!” Joked kicken chicken. While he said that craftycorn felt a shiver down her shortened spine every time kicken said something about the cave they were about to explore. But then she thought of something that could potentially put kicken in his place, “If that’s where the less sane toys are, why are you here?” Jokingly asked craftycorn. “Okay okay, I sorta deserve that.” Laughed kicken chicken as he turned to leave the room with craftycorn shortly behind him.
Four in his whole life! He was married to Bean's evil mother who deceived them all, and after her death/petrification he married the incredible Queen Oona for a political alliance. They eventually divorce and Oona becomes pirate queen of the seas, still acting as a wonderful mother figure for Bean and her own son, his first son. Then, he falls into a short affair with a giantess, but it doesn't work out. The bear selkie is the one relationship he has that is on equal footing, where he's learned his lessons and grown into a new kind of man.
He recognized his own son like real quick from looking at him
Honestly better then most absent parents
The "Wooooah" realization got me.😂😂😂😂😂
Nah, more like thought that they looked similar, questioned it, and then decided it had to be his kid after the “mother f- rah rgh gah!” Tantrum the bear boy had xD
Me too@@LunaP1
She's a Selkie, or just. A bear shapeshifter. She and Zog started dating and fell in love after Oona ran away to become a pirate. That is their son.
According to the show she is a forest selkie
I havn't watched the show yet but apperantly everytime he gets a new gf/wife he has a new child😂
@@lucaniku297 His wives have a frequency of abandoning him in pursuit of personal goals, his first wife was petrified and then turned out she was evil.
@@notsoanonymousmemes9455and than his second wife realized how unloving there relationship was I’m pretty sure the bear women gets captured later on by a freakshow
Thanks for the context. I was confused on why his son was a bear
I always love that trope of:
"how do I know he's mine"
**does something stupid**
"He's mine "
It never makes me not laugh 😂😂😂
Reminds me of Quackmire, baby on doorstep "that can't be one of mine" "giggity" *Face of defeat* (If I remember it correctly)
He confirmed Jasper was his after the latter threw a fit. Nice.
Why is Zog more involved with this Bear than he was with his older 2 children? ☹️
It’s sad, but often when males are in relationships where they’re chasing ideals, their kids most of the time drift away from them sometimes takes more than one several relationships until you get the bond that you’re looking for it’s fucked up, but it’s also sweet at the same time
Source I have step siblings
@@metaemperor funny have the opposite experience with mothers
Older age. Often younger kids get a gentler time.
Well hes not a king but just a father in the forest. Basically no responsibilities besides being a dad.
@@spinylightgaming this
I always wondered if after becoming and adult Jasper would also be able to remove his bear skin and transform into a fully human form. I imagine in his human form he would be much more similar to his father than any of his siblings.
Yes according to selkie lore and a line from this show i think
"kids number 3 gonna get it right this time" i think he does sorta
Prince Jasper is such an icon
He had it right off the bat. "Hey it's that little bastard bear boy!"
It's like Boris Becker seeing his daughter for the first time: "That's not my chi... ahm... never mind. Here is the money..." 😅
Lmao later on in the episode "who gives a bear cub a dagger?-"
Thought he was going to yell, "SON OF A ME!"
The "woooooaaah" made me chuckle
He has the same stubborn attitude as King Zog, not knowing if he's his dad until they share similar traits.
The best relationship of zogs life.
Okay, he's mine. I'm not going to be a jerk about it.
More men need to take after this king.
Uhh did you watch the show…?
@@eaindraysukyaw4238nah theyre probably one of THOSE feminists that everytime they watch that one courtroom series go “we need more men like this” everytime a dad was screwed by some wife because she made him thing the kid was his
@@FurryWhoGamesBro you are a *furry*
What do you know about feminism 😂
@Solanin0803 bro your a women what do you know about men😂
Enough to know it's not about equality anymore, it's about being superior. And for can there be feminism if we can't even define what a women is? @@Solanin0803
So the teeth come from his side of the family even Bean has them
Wouldn't mind a big bear hug from Ursula!!
He’s so cute his bear cub baby
*Both my knees dislocate when kicking a ball*
My dad: ....Yup, he's mine
Context: everyone in my dads family has shit tendons, everyone got a scar on one of their joints
Paragraph guy pls
Umm what do you need a paragraph guy for
@@m_knight-54Context for the scene.
@@m_knight-54to explain what’s going on.
Anyway I haven’t seen the show because Netflix is dumb, but I will be paragraph guy even though I have no idea what to do for the paragraph guy stuff.The guy with the red moustache (I think that’s how you spell it) is king zog of dreamland, and the lady who he was talking to at the start is named Ursula who is a selkie (basically can transform into animals she can turn into a bear). Jasper (baby bear guy) is the son of zog (explained in short).
The series is called disenchantment and it is on Netflix (ended in 2023 September 1st). Hopping this helps, like I said at he being this is my first time as paragraph guy.
The woman is a selkie who changes from a bear to a human after taking off her bear skin. The guy is a king who falls in love with her and tries to take her to court. It doesn’t go well and she escapes. And the bear cub is his kid
@@kawaiiesha3247 beat you to the punch! But you explained it better than me, so you win the better paragraph guy title.
As dawn approached on the fake grass and trees of playcare, creatures that were once human began to stir awake to begin a day with great energy to display. “Good morning everyone!” Announced dogday as he walked out of the toy store with bobby bearhug and picky piggy. “Sup dogday, how’s it hanging?” Asked kicken chicken as he, hoppy hopscotch, poppy playtime, kissy missy, and bubba bubbaphant come down from the lift to the top of playcare. “Hey dogday, what are we doing today?” Asked craftycorn as she leaves the school with miss delight, and boxy boo. “I’m great, thanks for asking kicken, and crafty for your question, we are most likely going to go to the caverns underneath the school!” Answered dogday. “Wait!” Yelled poppy, “where are all of the others?” She asked. “Well, angel and the rest of the toys are up near the game station because they said they wanted to play some of the mini games up there, and catnap is, well, catnap. So we shouldn’t be going around asking where he is because, ya know, angle almost died because of him, I got my legs torn apart, used some of our friends to make a shrine to the prototype, and made the top layer of the factory collapse, which I need to remind you that all of the ways to escape this place is now a big piece of rubble. Seriously I don’t want to see that purple nap cat ever again!” Explained dogday.
As craftycorn scavenged around in a storage room for batteries, she couldn’t help but notice the feeling of being watched and as she continued searching it grew more and more prominent. “He-Hello, is anyone there? Please let me know.” Carefully asked craftycorn as she looked around frantically. A second or two passed with no response to her question and she started searching again, but the unease of her surroundings were making craftycorn more frantic to find the batteries. Soon enough she saw a bit of blue in one of the boxes, one with a label that read in black marker ‘box for extra electronic devices’, craftycorn slowly and carefully went up to the box to find out what the bit of blue was on. Once she reached the box, she could only see the same bit of blue poking out of a hole close to the start of the writing, craftycorn slowly opened the box up making sure nothing would jump out at her if she fully opened it. “What are you doing?” Asked a voice from behind, craftycorn jumped at the break in the silence and looked behind her ready to flee, but as she looked toward the direction of the voice she just found herself looking at kicken chicken who was looking back at her with confusion. “KICKEN, YOU STARTLED ME!” Yelled craftycorn, “Yeah, no duh I startled you, you jumped higher than hoppy. And she has ‘hop’ in her name, now answer my question.” Cracked kicken, “Yeah, well at least you could say ‘Hey craftycorn it’s kicken chicken’ instead of making me sound like I’m intruding and doing something I’m not supposed to!” “Well, are you doing something that you aren’t suppose to do?”, craftycorn sighs while trying not to yell at kicken for suggesting that she would be off task. “I’m currently looking for batteries for our flashlights so we don’t fall into the pits of the cavern. Also shouldn’t you be looking for, whatever you should be looking for?” As soon as she said that, kicken stared at her for a few seconds before saying “Sooooo, have you found any batteries?”. Not wanting to waste any more time craftycorn decided to fully open the box that she had found, “To be honest I think so, but I just want to make sure that there’s some in here.” She said while sorting through the contents of the box, a minute or two went by before she pulled out what she was looking for. “Ok I got the batteries, now we can leave this creepy room.” Announced craftycorn, “Out of all the rooms we’ve been in, this one is the creepiest? Come on crafty, there’s nothing wrong with this room except for those cracks in the wall.” Laughed kicken while trying on a pair of huggy glasses he found in a gift bag. Once he mentioned it craftycorn actually looked and studied the room they were in, it had two lights that were in perfect condition despite the yellowish colour that seemed to grow in between the glass panes. The walls were always the same in every storage room with a dull grey that covered all the surfaces in the room, even the cracks seemed to be the same if it weren’t for them being smaller than most other cracks. The shelves that held equipment and boxes had yellow legs and grey pallet racks that normally would go on forever if they weren’t in a small room. Craftycorn sighs after looking over the room, kicken was right, it was probably the most non creepy room they had ever been in. Even the gas masks that would be your most common trauma connection with all the other toys, seemed to be more friendly looking in this room. “Look, we should probably get back to the others before we miss out on the adventure we are having today.” Mentioned craftycorn as she put the batteries on her back, “Fine, I guess we’ll go into the caverns. Where all the less sane toys are, where no one can help if you fall down into the pits of oblivion!” Joked kicken chicken. While he said that craftycorn felt a shiver down her shortened spine every time kicken said something about the cave they were about to explore. But then she thought of something that could potentially put kicken in his place, “If that’s where the less sane toys are, why are you here?” Jokingly asked craftycorn. “Okay okay, I sorta deserve that.” Laughed kicken chicken as he turned to leave the room with craftycorn shortly behind him.
As funny as it is to see this happen in a cartoon, it’s even funnier in real life. 😅
Rose Quartzsite voice actress coming in clutch as a selkie
"Moving down..." gets me for some reason. Just the slightest 4th wall break.
Zog really has good taste for woman
So he has a daughter by first queen then son by 2nd queen and another son
Jasper is a good name for an angry red bear son
I remembered this whole arc and bro was insane before this… 😂😂😂
Wait why is he a bear?
mom is a bear selkie, they can transform from bear to human, though he may not have reached that stage yet
@@velvety2006
Bear selkie? That's pretty unique since most selkies are seals. Glad to see selkies being an inspiration in other media
@@IamBardsongWolfThere is some myths where there are bear, wolf, and foxes depending on the culture
@@lolbit1232
True!
@@IamBardsongWolf basically animal shifters
Didn't know Marcus was a king.
God, Zog made this show.
Seems like he dated the opposite of Halsin from BG3 but how many relationships does this guy go through?
Four in his whole life! He was married to Bean's evil mother who deceived them all, and after her death/petrification he married the incredible Queen Oona for a political alliance. They eventually divorce and Oona becomes pirate queen of the seas, still acting as a wonderful mother figure for Bean and her own son, his first son. Then, he falls into a short affair with a giantess, but it doesn't work out. The bear selkie is the one relationship he has that is on equal footing, where he's learned his lessons and grown into a new kind of man.
No paternity test required
Me being named Jasper 👀
this is sweet
13:20 interesting
So is the bear a silki and turns human too orrrr does he stay as a bear
So can the kid turn in to a human?
He Loki a bear
You probably wonder why I put Loki
Why is that?
@@zirconviper in nurse mythology it said Loki well did crazy sh** with animals let's Just say he tango a horse
@@megaguyyt5748 Looks like I'm not the only one who sees a Norse mythology based Disenchantment.
Нельсон медвежонок
Yep
Is this P4 or P5?
Son of a me
Why he did it with a bear
Wait what?
Bear Boy one of the worst and most useless character of the show
Terrible show
Worst finale I’ve ever seen tbh
You must have terrible taste then
@@tablesalt134 thank fuck then