The Bean Counter | ASMR
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
- The ever accurate Bean Counter processes a special order for an important client.
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I like how he takes a small moment to examine them like "Yup, that's a bean."
The bean could be a wanted fugitive. You just never know...
You don’t want it to be a killer bean
@@tartarbrad8687 i love your comment, because that sounds like something he would actually say in these kinds of videos
daaamn another one! :D
"The good stuff"
The patience that this man has is actually unbelievable.
IKR? I would just work out the weight of 1 bean and then put them all on there to find out how many beans there were but this man is on another level of patience.
@@yourejustchildish2554 not every bean is totally equal, but that would give you a fairly acuurate approximate. in the contex- why am i typing this nobody actually cares
@@nopinappleshere8861 i care
Idk if that's him... That doesn't look like old man hands...
Future vid
" The Patient Man"
Count the beans and say that they are manually selected.
Stonks.
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Mog Playz A is for Affort
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@@em.b3rr at least you tried ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ here's a whale for your effort!
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StOnKs xD
Imagine at the end, after he's counted hundreds of beans- the camera just pans over to an even larger pile of beans.
Then we wouldn't be sleeping tonight
Then will it be just like howtobasic's ramen video just instead with coffee beans?
Even better, he realizes his camera was off.
That's my favorite movie
Imagine the camera wasn't recording the whole time 😳😳
“What are you gonna do? Make a living by counting BEANS? HA”
*This man:*
haha get noob'ed i ruined your "420" likes.
Internet Explorer NUUU WHYYY
internet explorer has returned to fuck me once again. How does it feel? How does it feel to be inferior to google chrome?
Remind me when this goes popular
"Where are all the coffee beans mom?'
"Oh, Your father is just counting all of them"
"All of them?"
"Did I stutter?"
Fuck!😂😂😂
Wait he’s a dad? Omg
@@diavolosteddy7594 Yes.
@@diavolosteddy7594 no shit
Why that kid looking for coffee beans
Once he reaches a million coffee beans, Folgers will send him a neat plaque.
Definitely worth it
I like your comment, but I also like your profile picture. Nice doggo :)
And a neat p l a g u e
@@Kawazak23 I think thats a bear lol
@@TheDismissor oh no...
Me and the boys at 3 am watching Rift count B E A N S
*B E A N S*
@LuckyBoy 101 i guess he is from Australia, West coast
7:14pm here
I want the good old days back, when memes made sense :(
@@Pupqet everything makes sense, if you hit good enough
Kids, don't do drugs
The new Mr.Bean ep is hella relaxing.
10/10 would bean again.
This is a video Sean Bean would survive
Nut*
Hi dad
Tihanyi Dani 10/10 reference. He‘s being reactivated in 1 1/2 days btw
The new killer bean movie is looking awesome! Just needed to get that out of my system before sleeping, so I’ll put it here, where I believe we are making bean references. Hope I’m not a bother. Good Night from [REDACTED]
The fact that he wrote all those beans down in his notebook shows his determination, respect for ER
Ikr, at the end of the video he had counted all those beans but I don’t know why he cut so much out instead of leaving it all in. Coulda been a 5 hour vid
Maybe cuz who tf wants to sit for 5 hours and count beans? 😆
I was looking for this comment 😂 I was literally thinking the same thing bruh
What’s this notebook for
That’s the bean book
What?
From when I counted all of my beans
I like to imagine that he didn’t just write down meaningless hatches and instead he has a bean for every one of them
When the boys become business men, this will be their accountant.
Wtf is ur profile picture
@@fcku2345 beautiful, thats what it is
I see, you really are a man of good pfp taste
@@IStolePillows your "cooking tips w daddy ramsay" playlist..
@@fcku2345 OH NO YOU CAN SEE THAT
It’s bean a while since I felt this relaxed
Same here, mate.
You've been watching the video for a minute at most though
I know what you bean
Ba Dum Tss
People like us should be burried in a coffbean.
God that was bad even by my standarts.
Her:He is probably cheating on me.
Him:
😂
BEAN
“A” beat me to the joke
*B E A N S*
Can you imagine uncle rift in 2021?
"ASMR on the beach - The Sand counter"
And he'd still manage to make it relaxing
Well he already counted salt, and sand is just dirt salt.
Amy Atkinson excuse me, what the fuck?
Yh like bruh wym you must be very high
He’d be there forever.
ER Lore moving along as steadily as his pace in counting these beans-- coffee beans brought back from the Seige of Vickberg in the last Civil War Soldier ASMR, to be counted and delivered. But to whom, and why? Why does the exact number matter to the recipient? Does the silence of the Counter have significance?
Questions, so many questions, made all the more challenging by how hypnotic and... sleep-inducing the sounds of the bean counting are.... This... must be studied... in... greater... dept...
Zzzzz
That made me laugh, thanks :)
Made me laugh too, thanks.
Jesus out
U dun dug 2 deep
Ur like Alex Jones for ASMR
Amazing comment 👏😌
It’s 2am here, I’ve finally found the B E A N S
haha yes!
Is that a Jacksepticeye reference
Is that a terminalmontage pfp?
Your an hour early
wegue segue the writer of the comment the meme is looking for beans at 3AM
Me and the boys at 2:00 AM lookin for BEANS.
So at 2:00 am in the morning you get a bag and you count how many beans there is for 59:14 minutes?
Stolen...?
Cryo they are looking for da beenz not just any beans
@@seddy6990 Yes. That is indeed, what I do.
Oshi-sama• 惜 し い - 様 • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm wracking my brain to come up with an original bean pun that isn't already in the comments but I've got nothing
Oh well, back to the grind
this has bean my favourite comment to read so far
Finally, a worthy opponent. OUR BATTLE SHAL BE LEGENDARY. But first, a nap.
Shit bro that like a joke!
*badum tssss*
I'm mad that I laughed
I guess online classes will have to wait
Story of my life
"Listen Miss Smith, this is really important... yes... you heard me right, a strange quiet man is counting beans and I feel compelled to watch... no Miss Smith I am not part of a cult..."
Lol
This man went above and beyond to fill all those pages with tallies!
i cant imagine anything more satisfying than actually handselecting
every.
single.
bean.
necessary for a cup of coffee with preferred strengh, grinding them and enjoying it at the perfect temperature.
no wait:
selecting
every.
single.
grain.
of sugar that might get mixed into the coffee..
It’s so satisfying to have a content creator that I enjoy watching have such frequent update. Uncle E, I’m really glad that your channel exists, I really do. Thanks for all your efforts.❤️
I didn't expect anything that ER posted, it's always something absurd and different but it manages to keep that ASMR tone, this is why ER is probably one of the most creative ASMRtist out there.
*Sigh,*
*ER (X2),*I,*didn't,*it's,*ASMR,*ASMRtist.
@@Moniker08 aww man, i forgot to put 's and capitalize the letters, sorry bout' that
@@Moniker08 Poor The Harshtag, doing the tedious job of correcting the infinite grammar mistakes made by the dwellers of The Internet.
PositivePlastic9 it’s a painful life, but one that must be undertaken by a poor soul. Live strong, The Hashtag, live strong.
@@Moniker08 stfu pussy
Jk jk relax
He is the chosen one. He will bring balance to this world.
Does he have the high ground though...?
Next up on ephemeral rift: 'Bean encounter'
We're in for some extradimendional beans boys
"He Is a Man of Focus, Commitment and Sheer Flucking Will"
Normal ASMRtists: Super tingly tapping sounds with fuzzy mic!!
Uncle E: The Bean Counter
Also ER: "Let's summon an Eldritch god in my living room."
only ogs will remember when he was bald.
Yet you only have 1 comment on this channel
Evil relax bruh like who asked. Your name matches what u are doing.
@@RocksVibes1 im doing Evil? That makes no sense
@@jacketfullofmetal your literally talking smack to this guy about his comment
Get to know me vid he did seems like it was 700 years ago
"Oops i messed up"
*slides every bean back into the pile when you had only 106 left*
Haven't even finished the video and can already say this has bean a great experience
i've bean thru all sorts of things but watching this video this one has bean the best one yet
Hah Jolyne
Seems legit, I mean it is about beans
Unlimited ideas and unlimited patience, that is what he is
The fact that you always have something new truly shows the skill of creativity you hold
Finally a hobby for me and the boys that we can afford
Much like a porn plot, even if there's no reason to know WHY someone is counting beans, it's nice to have the context, all the same.
Nap time!
😂
I was gona ask what pron you watch without backstory , but like, i've watched reason less pron( I'm calling it porn on purpose )
Right? But honestly bad porn back stories are some of the funniest things out there. Like that one Lemon Whore meme one. Both a blessing and a curse.
The vid is like porn they keep going at it
Everyone compliments ER but damn this community is wholesome af
Siblings when sharing be like:
My guy ER literally out here just counting coffee beans
The back of my head: *Don't you dare click off this video*
these counting videos hit the spot in a way most asmr can’t. it’s a mental satisfaction AND physical relaxation. bless
We know a bean or two because we've seen a been or two
We are farmers bum bada bum bum bum
I felt part of my soul die. (No offense)
I need an answer how long did it take you to write all those tally marks in the book because I have a massive amount of respect for you rn over that kind of dedication
I have a feeling Ephemeral Rift is flexing about how he can make asmr from literally anything, especially with the nothing store one
You know what they say
If you got it flaunt it
People are talking about the sheer patience of him counting beans in silence and tallying them up but never notice how long it must have taken to also fill that entire small notebook with markings all the way until the last few pages.. Great work again, the efforts are very seen and noticed. May the beans forever be in your favor.
Sitting there watching cars 2 when someone yells "this dude counting beans"
I hope Rifts wife and child support his passion for tingles and ASMR as much as we do! He puts so much dedication into his craft, and I wish him nothing but success and happiness!
The amount of effort E.R. Puts into his videos is unparalleled
He’s a mean unseen bean counting machine
I was sharing my screen with "the boys" on discord and got a notifacation for "The Bean Counter | ASMR", got bullied for like 10min, and introduced them to this channel. though they hate asmr they like wacky stuff so they enjoyed some of the older weird shit this channel has and had a great time.
I make sure absolutely none of my friends know I watch asmr, if they found out they would treat the situation like I killed Obama and Trumo on a unicycle while sniffing cocaine
Just clicked on this and I already know this is gonna be good
I still respect the amount of patience you have with this stuff, especially taking into account that you don't even experience ASMR anymore. You just have that much respect for such a weird art. In that regard, you could be compared to Beethoven.
Wait, I’m relatively new to this channel. Has he confirmed he doesn’t experience it anymore or is that just a common belief?
@@deltadeath05 its in the descriptions of his older videos. He hasnt had it for a looong while.
Honestly sir, I have a deep respect for your patience.
He deserves way more attention than what he gets he puts in this much time and effort to make these amazing vids
I honestly never knew my life would get to a point where I’d fall asleep to beans, but I’m proud of myself for getting there.
ER: Lets make videos that put people to sleep... 💤 😴
Also ER: Does it using the bEaNs of aWaKeNeSs ☕️
Coffee plants are weeping at this video 😭
That's my new name for coffee "Beans of Awakeness"
Emily Hager coffee is just beans of awakeness juice
They might be decaf beans of awakeness. Mine are ground low acid beans of awakeness that are not decaf however.
Coffee beans: have adapted yo help people stay awake, and is famous for it
ER: I'm about to end this man's whole career
Coffee beans: have adapted to help people stay awake, and is famous for it
ER: I'm about to end this man's whole career
The attention to detail is unmatched. The different ink colors were subtle but effective
This time, we aren’t throwing the tea into the sea.
It really is incredible to me just how sensorily involved this video is for me. Theres a bunch of things i love about just raw coffee beans, the smell, the texture, the familiar taste of getting too curious and crunching on a few, the sound of beans slowly tumbling over eachother as a methodical hand skates across them. Really excellent video that i certainly would not have had the patience to go through with. Props to you, man :)
*Self Isolation changes people...*
Great work Uncle E., I’m always happy whenever I see you post a new video :)
The amount of patience and time you have is just astonishing and I’m surprised your not in a book of world records
"I;m thinking about thos Beans”
I think what’s impressive is that this is a sequel to relax with a union soldier. As it explains in the letter at the beginning. ER is a god at continuity.
*my favorite part was when he was counting beans*
So good right!? And don't forget the past where he is still counting beans
Ehhh that part was good but the part where he was counting the beans was better
My favourite part was when the beans were secretly counting him without him knowing
@@doggo9421 😂😂
The fact he had to put all those tally marks in the notebook is what shows his commitment to these videos
This dude spent almost an hour counting coffee beans..
Legend...
I absolutely love how most of the videos have an overarching story connecting them!
I love these tedious counting videos.
So tingly and relaxing
Feel asleep cause it was boring but I have no regrets watching uncle ER counting beans.
Anyone else wonder how much useless stuff he actually has in his house 😂
"The bean counter"
200 000 people: INTERESTING
Counting the corpses of killer bean*
even in a video about bean counting, uncle e manages to have an interesting intro that somehow connects this video to others
how does this man do it
he's so creative, I'm gonna be really sad, the day he retires from asmr
anyone else getting a very warm and nostalgic vibe from this atmosphere?
I gotta say after 6 days of no upload i was worried about our beloved uncle E!
I always am after 3 days (since that's usually the duration between most vids)
he was counting beans
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how that notebook is full of lines, and how long it must have taken.
I’m losing it at “no beans this day” 😂
Guys, just remember, he's THIS patient all for us in these videos
Take some time to appreciate his brilliance
Next up: Counting blades of grass in garden
This mans whole channel hits different
Asmr is great because it can get thousands of people watching and commenting on a video about beans. Amazing.
I liked the part with the beans
Your patience is amazing, I would've lost my train of thought ten times doing this.
Good Luck! 💙
Bruh, how’d you expect me to sleep when I just woke up, that ain’t fare uncle rift...
*Fair
*uncle Rift
@@Moniker08 why are you g a y
@@Josh-st6sx They most likely aren't since most people aren't, and if they are then it's because they're attracted to their gender. But that's not what you mean, is it, Josh 13? No no you mean that they're dumb for correcting the spelling of a word, Josh 13. You're angry at someone for correcting a spelling mistake, aren't you, Josh 13? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET TFO
@@Pupqet man, why so _negative_ ?
I love how this is his aura like he would genuinely do this
Its bean o'clock
no its two twenty- bean
This is a man of focus, commitment and shear will
Hey Rift, can you do a video where you play as Father from Farcry 5? You’d fit the role extremely well I think.
I think so too🤞
I suggested this about a year ago. I think that would be awesome.
Your patience is so good. I could never do this for nearly an hour. Keep it up, Rift.
- Adrian
I have this sudden urge to drink some coffee. 😂
The Bean Counter is a specific subgenre of ER which I also feel in his videos such as: Cracking the combination, counting paperclips with dr clemmons. They are my favorite ! it relaxes me to see ASMR that bring structure to chaos I guess.
I can actually smell those coffee beans! Yum 😋☕️
Thank you so much. My parents wouldn’t stop arguing and they were getting so loud I was literally about to have a panic attack. I’m not the kind of person to like loud noises and when they get extremely loud it hurts. This blocked out the noise and also calmed me down. I would’ve used music but i would’ve gotten a bunch of ads before being able to listen. Thank you so much you god damn legend
Mmm, delicious coffee beans, I'd love to eat those
One of the best things about his vids is that he doesn't really get ads. 😌😌
he is very hardworking person
he deserves 10M subs
just saw he video list
he is posting vids from 8 years 😯😲😮😱
still grinding 🔥
just see the vid carefully his every movement is about asmr
giving goosebumps
Damn I envy this man for his patience
8:53 He begins counting the BEANS!
I love your dedication Uncle E. An hour long video of counting coffee beans... thinking about how long the raw footage was
Just an idea for your next video, grab one bag of sugar and a bag of salt, open them both, mix them, and afterwards get a microscope, your task is to separate the sugar from the salt.
Ok i will say I thought I had patience counting about 100-200 buttons but this man is legendary!!!
So this is why coffee is so expensive.