The Candy Man's Apprentice (ASMR)

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  • @KaneMeadowsGaming
    @KaneMeadowsGaming 6 років тому +1252

    For those of you confused. This video clearly comes after the job application video where at the end you state how you're very interested in becoming the "Candyman's apprentice"

    • @krayt1399
      @krayt1399 6 років тому +27

      Jimmy John and since you applied that way for this position, you clearly have to be a different "someone" or even in a different timeline th an the person he offered the job to is the last candyman video ("the proposition").

    • @starclanspecops4566
      @starclanspecops4566 3 роки тому +3

      Which video was that?

    • @birbos7542
      @birbos7542 Рік тому

      Ioun really care about lore, just here for sleeps

  • @dankmemerino1473
    @dankmemerino1473 6 років тому +2533

    There are two kinds of really good ASMR vids like this:
    -the kind you put on your phone at night and turn the brightness all the way down and get really good sleep
    -the kind you watch at night but drink 10000000 redbulls to stay awake through like 50 videos and keep up with the intricate storyline

    • @HaZa917
      @HaZa917 6 років тому +47

      yus indeed, i like the second one the best

    • @dsout7841
      @dsout7841 5 років тому +11

      This is the latter

    • @pinkboyblue.96
      @pinkboyblue.96 5 років тому +13

      The sad part is It’s true

    • @xmarksthespot2850
      @xmarksthespot2850 5 років тому +34

      Acually, the one you turn on at night and sleep to, and the one you turn on in the middle of the day for no reason

    • @quinnafred
      @quinnafred 4 роки тому +9

      I plan to make a canonical timeline

  • @rhondabroadway779
    @rhondabroadway779 4 роки тому +569

    Am I the only one that watches ASMR in the morning or mid day sometimes just to relax and Multitask

    • @annipsy2185
      @annipsy2185 3 роки тому +3

      i do while working at any hour rly

    • @danmiller9459
      @danmiller9459 3 роки тому +4

      No sir i also enjoy this channels ASMR during daylight hours.

    • @xiphactinusaudax1045
      @xiphactinusaudax1045 3 роки тому +3

      why would you be the only one? Out of nearly 8 billion people did you really think you were the only one in the whole entire world who doesn't listen to ASMR at night?

    • @danmiller9459
      @danmiller9459 3 роки тому +10

      @@xiphactinusaudax1045 jeez chill out

    • @xiphactinusaudax1045
      @xiphactinusaudax1045 3 роки тому

      @@danmiller9459 ok

  • @Shawshook
    @Shawshook 6 років тому +290

    Time stamps for phone:
    00:00:00 Welcome aboard
    00:02:16 Salary & benefits info
    00:04:29 A couple of questions for you
    00:06:35 Overview of the latest batch
    00:07:30 Prepping the merchandise
    00:13:38 Filling client order #1
    00:22:58 Filling order #2
    00:28:52 Filling order #3
    00:32:50 Order #4 (To be filled by you)
    00:33:05 Filling order #5
    00:39:25 Order #6 (To be filled by you)
    00:39:45 Order #7 (Filled at the end)
    00:41:08 Filling order #8
    00:49:55 Orders #9 to 14 (To be filled by you)
    00:50:43 Filling order #7

  • @ArticulateDesignASMR
    @ArticulateDesignASMR 6 років тому +768

    Man I would love to see your setup, i've no idea how you get such targeted, yet soft lighting like this - it's incredible.
    *edit* hahaha, IT only places an order every 27 years

    • @RapturedSloth
      @RapturedSloth 6 років тому +30

      Hey articulate, I loved your sugar dealer video you done a while back; I wonder if CM has a place for you as an apprentice? (collab potential?)

    • @oof578
      @oof578 6 років тому +27

      He's got a shadowed filter around the edges of the screen

    • @darkcodes9748
      @darkcodes9748 6 років тому +1

      Flood Light, Gels or Shadow Filters maybe?

    • @universesaiyan6490
      @universesaiyan6490 6 років тому +4

      Why the fuck does the second jar look like shit

    • @BloodPump
      @BloodPump 6 років тому +11

      Jaylen Sanders your 2nd uncle couldn't find the bathroom in time

  • @arandomcrusader-9355
    @arandomcrusader-9355 6 років тому +3146

    I expect a salary of 5 jolly ranchers per hour, can this be met?

    • @thomasbyrge1498
      @thomasbyrge1498 6 років тому +47

      I_Eat_Donuts Like_Alot I can agree also five Donuts a week

    • @billiamcaprisun428
      @billiamcaprisun428 6 років тому +144

      How about 1 forward payment of CONSTANTINOPLE

    • @ifeeIcoke
      @ifeeIcoke 6 років тому +12

      I_Eat_Donuts Like_Alot the emoji killed the comment.

    • @arandomcrusader-9355
      @arandomcrusader-9355 6 років тому +62

      Simon The Pigeon
      WE SHALL TAKE THAT OURSELVES!

    • @xtrathiccboi
      @xtrathiccboi 6 років тому +32

      DEUS VULT

  • @thomasgraham742
    @thomasgraham742 6 років тому +501

    All the "clients" are patients at the sanitarium and you are being tasked with assisting the resident pharmacist in delivering the proper medications to each of these patients. This is part of a program of your rehabilitation and helps you rationalize your situation by considering the medications to be candy and referring to the pharmacist as "the candy-man" .

    • @natelevin4026
      @natelevin4026 6 років тому +39

      Thomas Graham Jesus christ

    • @jaxykastner5556
      @jaxykastner5556 5 років тому +17

      Thomas Graham meta

    • @LittleManBigCock
      @LittleManBigCock 5 років тому +14

      No but you will get 1 bag of soar pach kids per hour

    • @Omnicide101
      @Omnicide101 5 років тому +6

      Dark

    • @ferza6045
      @ferza6045 5 років тому +16

      I like the way you made me think that my reality is broken

  • @Loveyou9verysorry10
    @Loveyou9verysorry10 6 років тому +184

    Candyman always has a place in my heart for being the first asmr video I watched and got me into it

  • @goldenglee4819
    @goldenglee4819 6 років тому +858

    So In Rift World, Pennywise, Wonderland, Star Wars, Alien, Marvel, Willy Wonka, The Wizard of Oz, The fantastic Mr. fox, Conan the Barbarian, and god knows what else, all exist in he same universe...
    I MUST LIVE THERE

  • @st_ar457
    @st_ar457 3 роки тому +58

    The best part is if you don’t fall asleep he has an entire story line layed out to entertain you.

  • @bobveinne2439
    @bobveinne2439 6 років тому +1893

    Candies used for those wondering:
    Nonpareils
    Boston Baked Beans/French Burnt Peanuts
    Chocolate covered pretzels
    Root-beer barrels
    Butterscotch
    Orange flavoured slices
    Mint flavoured leaf slices
    Assorted licorice (Black Australian liqourice, the best kind)
    Gummy Bears
    Swedish Fish
    Gumballs
    Runts candy
    If for whatever weird reason you find this useful, and want to go out and buy these because you have OCD like meself then like this comment so other weird people with OCD things like this will find this comment useful.

  • @Hectorlph
    @Hectorlph 6 років тому +120

    Am I the only one who loves watching him grab the root beer barrels with tweezers? For some reason I really enjoy it...

  • @bryannasay-zel9458
    @bryannasay-zel9458 6 років тому +949

    People call me the Candyman
    But you...
    You can call me...
    Me: The Candyma-
    Your new boss.
    Me: Ehh?

    • @recruityboiii4485
      @recruityboiii4485 6 років тому +32

      I SAID THE SAME THING!

    • @Jirito
      @Jirito 6 років тому +19

      i read this comment while the video played at that moment. woah

    • @creaturehunter979
      @creaturehunter979 6 років тому +10

      N-Nani?

    • @TheCompleteMental
      @TheCompleteMental 6 років тому +17

      *_NANI?!_*

    • @galaxybraixen7191
      @galaxybraixen7191 6 років тому +9

      People call me the Candyman but you... Can call me...
      Me: the Candyman
      Your new boss.
      Me: well I guess I'm fired.(*takes the candy and runs away*)

  • @Aa1aaaaaaaaaa
    @Aa1aaaaaaaaaa 2 роки тому +42

    This is quite literally the job I currently have, excluding the delivery aspect. i work in a Canadian bulk baking ingredient/candy/spices store with a heavy emphasis on the candy. I get a cool 6 samples a shift.

  • @Arcticx369
    @Arcticx369 6 років тому +416

    7:13
    "Orange Slices"
    Me: I will go deliver those to Ant-Man.

    • @j.rqueefenstein4773
      @j.rqueefenstein4773 6 років тому +6

      Arcticx369 that was the best ant man quote

    • @angelrosas6064
      @angelrosas6064 6 років тому +1

      Arcticx369 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻

    • @brendanhunter389
      @brendanhunter389 6 років тому +6

      Anyone else never seen a superhero movie?

    • @rosex.x7586
      @rosex.x7586 6 років тому +1

      Brendan Hunter Which movie?? Infinity War, or Ant-Man? ( I havent watch Infinity War yet )

    • @omneshbleh8885
      @omneshbleh8885 6 років тому +13

      Arcticx369 that’s why he wasn’t in infinity war, he never got those orange slices

  • @chubbysurprise4429
    @chubbysurprise4429 6 років тому +12

    Not to tell my life story but I'm just going through a lot and I'm going through withdrawal right now and your vids are a blessing thank you uncle E you might help me get passed this.

  • @underconfident_asmr
    @underconfident_asmr 6 років тому +6

    I really can’t believe how relaxing this one was. It has taken me almost a week to see this to completion because I conk out, and thankfully I haven’t dropped my phone on my face. Thank you’s!

  • @Taylorbradley12
    @Taylorbradley12 Рік тому +2

    How does this only have 157 likes? What the heck. I’ve always had a theory that asmr videos get robbed of likes the most because most people fall asleep before it’s over and just overlook giving it a like. I’ve been a fan of this channel for many many many years and have always marveled at the world and atmosphere you have created within your channel. You truly are an artist and a true talent for relaxing the masses. You got me through some hard times in my life but I have come out the other side in one piece and owe you thanks for being such a big part of that. So thank you for the years of magic! I’m just returning from a little break. I’ve been enjoying making my way back through your videos like they’re brand new again. There are the exceptions of videos I have probably listened to over a hundred times each but I still enjoy them as much as I did before. You’re the best!!

  • @Cookie0927
    @Cookie0927 6 років тому +739

    Since he's my new boss, would the make me The Candy man's man?

    • @ibukiwithagun2141
      @ibukiwithagun2141 6 років тому +36

      A. Cookie no it would make you the candy mans main delivery man

    • @PolskiProdigy
      @PolskiProdigy 6 років тому +4

      No

    • @ibukiwithagun2141
      @ibukiwithagun2141 6 років тому +13

      KoroniarzPL oh I’m sorry what is it the good sir please share you genius
      Edit:fuck my life
      Edit 2:I’m fucking bad at grammar

    • @PolskiProdigy
      @PolskiProdigy 6 років тому +8

      That guy Named chad aka surfer dude idk why I said no, I think I had a bad day or something

    • @loggue8019
      @loggue8019 6 років тому +2

      The candy mans man can

  • @leonardo9259
    @leonardo9259 6 років тому +194

    I bet ER would make a bad ass Dr Strange ASMR

    • @HomemadeWeegee
      @HomemadeWeegee 6 років тому +25

      You know whats funny about that

    • @kalebtewodros
      @kalebtewodros 4 роки тому +20

      Funny you should mention that....

    • @is8465
      @is8465 4 роки тому +5

      Yes

    • @leonardo9259
      @leonardo9259 4 роки тому +12

      Two years later and I confirm, he did do a badass Dr Strange

    • @is8465
      @is8465 4 роки тому +1

      Yo yessir

  • @thegodofmemes
    @thegodofmemes 2 роки тому +25

    Boss: “if I would give you all the candy you want I would be out of buisiness”
    Me as a type 1 diabetic: “no you wouldn’t be lmao”

  • @o-slice2745
    @o-slice2745 6 років тому +1

    man I was scrolling through tons of asmr and I came back to this several times because this is exactly what I needed tonight. your voice is so calming and your triggers are not as intense as those of others, which is why I feel so great when i listen to your asmr.

  • @jacktweddle7777
    @jacktweddle7777 6 років тому +7

    I cannot explain how long I’ve been waiting for this

  • @flangleguys
    @flangleguys 6 років тому +506

    These are some fine looking drugs weve got here

  • @bitpusher2600
    @bitpusher2600 4 роки тому +16

    This is so damn pleasing to the ears, man I love those rare moments my mind kind of eases up and anxiety sort of fades out for a bit. Thank you. *Edit: If you ever see this Rift, the sounds made by you pulling some of those candies out of the jars (like wonky fruit, gumballs, root beer barrels) are very particular sounds I don’t really hear duplicated in your videos too offen. Those sounds, the sounds of bottlecaps on glass (like in G.O.A.T whisperer), and your patented slow-tap technique is seriously the best relaxation tool I’ve ever encountered. Good night and thanks again.

  • @Waterk11
    @Waterk11 6 років тому

    The first candy man was one of the earliest videos I watched from you and has become one of my favorite series of yours. So glad to see you keep it going with your unmatched creativity !

  • @kingrootbeer8656
    @kingrootbeer8656 6 років тому +111

    Those damn shoe-tasting bananas

    • @10dads4
      @10dads4 6 років тому +3

      Sans The Skeleton and wet cement grapes.

    • @natelevin4026
      @natelevin4026 6 років тому +3

      Do they taste like shoes or do they taste shoes?

    • @theonlyjlhart
      @theonlyjlhart 4 роки тому +1

      @@natelevin4026 Yes

  • @tomjames4823
    @tomjames4823 3 роки тому +3

    This is really relaxing and kind of lifts my spirits at the same time when I feel depressed.

  • @thecusk6918
    @thecusk6918 6 років тому +24

    The thing that amuses me the most is how everyone at the asylum is super chill about CM. They’re all like “Oh yeah, Candy Man came around not long ago”, which in the context is the equivalent of casually saying “Oh, the crack dealer visited recently”

  • @GabrielWolfe
    @GabrielWolfe 6 років тому +50

    Who can tingle us, the candy man can :3 Long time no see! And so glad to be your apprentice!
    I hope we get an internship with Corvus next

    • @aidanverhoef4352
      @aidanverhoef4352 6 років тому +2

      yeah can we continue the plague doctor apprentice video

  • @WiscoWallace
    @WiscoWallace 3 роки тому +21

    Who else thinks a candy man apprentice sequel with new jars of candy would be amazing

  • @Imperator_Chrysalis
    @Imperator_Chrysalis 6 років тому +1

    I can't express the love and admiration I feel for you! Your videos are so awesome, relaxing, helpful and creative. Every video is different and a masterpiece of its own! You sir, are the true Leonardo da Vinci of ASMR!

  • @kippdavis1443
    @kippdavis1443 6 років тому +3

    This is my favorite ASMR and I can’t understand why. Helps me sleep! Please do more like it!

  • @sadbreaddog8661
    @sadbreaddog8661 6 років тому +18

    "grape tastes like...wet cement"
    made me laugh harder than i should've 😂

  • @kyleduvall8818
    @kyleduvall8818 3 роки тому +5

    I don’t know why, but 24:06 is my favorite moment in the entire thing. The sound of the orange slice candy being eaten is just satisfying to me.

  • @mariano5719
    @mariano5719 4 місяці тому +2

    I need another video like these , it’s the only one I can sleep with

  • @tastygem5542
    @tastygem5542 6 років тому +173

    “So you must be the new recruit”
    But in the last one you hired me did you not?

    • @omicronlyrae6228
      @omicronlyrae6228 6 років тому +35

      Yes, hence why you are the new recruit

    • @FourTwenT
      @FourTwenT 6 років тому +2

      Alexander Wilson exactly what I was going to say

    • @Zagnafain
      @Zagnafain 6 років тому

      The timelines are getting sorta confusing. But a true fan can always keep up and asks the right questions.

    • @tastygem5542
      @tastygem5542 6 років тому +7

      Alexander Wilson no he just said it as he doesn’t know who you are when we were talking through all of the other candy man videos he made and we the audience was his favourite customer so he knew who we were until this video where he said confusingly “you must be the new recruit” as he didn’t know who we were which doesn’t make a lot of scence as he recruits us in the previous video?

    • @omicronlyrae6228
      @omicronlyrae6228 6 років тому +3

      Some Random Guy It seems to all just boil down to how different people interpret certain language conventions. Its nothing that anyone can be right or wrong in. If that was the case, there wouldn't be shit like 'interpret this text' being taught in schools.

  • @tabatalarenas9163
    @tabatalarenas9163 6 років тому +124

    CM: “Are you an employee or a pa-“
    me: “you know i am a patient of that asylum, Rift. Give me the candy already” 😂😂😂

    • @hampus8067
      @hampus8067 6 років тому +2

      Tábata Larenas 😂👌🏻😂👌🏻😂😂👌🏻😤😂😂😂👌🏻😂👌🏻😂👌🏻😂👌🏻😂👌🏻😂👌🏻😂👌🏻😂👌🏻😂😂😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻😂👌🏻😂👌🏻😂👌🏻😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻😂👌🏻

    • @Short_Potato
      @Short_Potato 6 років тому +3

      Nyeah, see, Rifty boy, I need my candy, see? If I don't get it, see, I, uh, convince youse to give it to me, see?
      Wha-- dude, see-- OH MY GOSH JUST GIVE ME THE FECKING CANDY!

  • @JBergmansson
    @JBergmansson 4 роки тому +7

    13:39 Love the attention to detail! Someone really read the source material.

  • @greatnature1607
    @greatnature1607 5 років тому +1

    This is by far one of my favorite videos by you

  • @levi-5867
    @levi-5867 6 років тому +207

    Just a casual delivery to a famous killer clown in a sewer, average 🤷‍♂️

    • @IndeedYaBoi
      @IndeedYaBoi 6 років тому +6

      Just a typical first day on the job!

    • @juanignaciodecarlofadu6304
      @juanignaciodecarlofadu6304 5 років тому +4

      Who was inspired by a very much real child molester and killer. Esentially we are selling child fodder to a character based on a mentally unwell murdering rapist clown

    • @WysteriaASMR
      @WysteriaASMR 4 роки тому +1

      That was my first experience too, strange.

  • @Banksinatra_
    @Banksinatra_ 6 років тому +1

    I don’t always meet with the same customer that’s never bought anything within the last 3 years of first meeting him but when I do, I still give him free samples.--- the only advice you’ll ever need as a new candyman

  • @qwest500
    @qwest500 6 років тому +220

    Yes I'm finally the Candy Man's Apprentice! 😁

    • @qwest500
      @qwest500 6 років тому +5

      very proud to be the Candy Man's Apprentice.

    • @marimeme
      @marimeme 6 років тому +4

      Qwest 500 me too bitch you ain't special

    • @thomasbyrge1498
      @thomasbyrge1498 6 років тому +1

      I am proud too

    • @ifeeIcoke
      @ifeeIcoke 6 років тому +1

      Qwest 500 you sound like one of those people that get proud for picking up a penny.

    • @qwest500
      @qwest500 6 років тому +1

      Jamstone 😂😂😂

  • @VampirewthBraces
    @VampirewthBraces 6 років тому

    I love the sounds of candy being eaten, it's so relaxing to hear a noisy hard candy or a mint or the soft chew of a gummy bear. Thank you Uncle E. I love your videos!

  • @l_C0NR4D_l
    @l_C0NR4D_l 6 років тому +69

    My prayers have been answered. 🍫🍬🍭

  • @raegandacoolest
    @raegandacoolest 3 роки тому

    This guy has the best asmr. I always put one of his vids on my laptop before i go to sleep.

  • @Wrek1oose
    @Wrek1oose 6 років тому +84

    Can you imagine real world uncle E buying like 7 bags of candy at tops or his respective grocery store.

    • @corvidryan
      @corvidryan 6 років тому +6

      theres like 13 different types in the video im crying

    • @Jackaxed
      @Jackaxed 6 років тому +10

      I thought we'd already established that Uncle E is a rich bitch.

    • @Wrek1oose
      @Wrek1oose 6 років тому +7

      Jack Becquerel it’s not about the price. It’s about the image.

    • @Jackaxed
      @Jackaxed 6 років тому +6

      GamePlan Inc. well i mean u right, it is funny, but i'm just saying that the money must be nothing to him considering how expensive some of his props and masks are.

    • @Wrek1oose
      @Wrek1oose 6 років тому +3

      Jack Becquerel does he just get paid from UA-cam or does he have another job??

  • @natelevin4026
    @natelevin4026 6 років тому

    I like this dude, his asmr videos seem more like a story to lul me to sleep than any other youtubers content so far

  • @joeh1865
    @joeh1865 6 років тому +423

    Luke Skywalker dies in Infinity War
    Had to do it to em

    • @tankaddict9147
      @tankaddict9147 6 років тому +52

      Jafar was such a good villain in that movie.

    • @notthalis9545
      @notthalis9545 6 років тому +51

      No, and poor Simba!
      Remember? The magic flying carpet from Naruto? Anyone? He saved Namek from Aizen's Death Star? No one?

    • @kingnothing3523
      @kingnothing3523 6 років тому +10

      The rabbit talks.

    • @Cosmo23
      @Cosmo23 6 років тому +2

      Joe : *SPOILEEEEEER* xD

    • @isaiahpedraza8013
      @isaiahpedraza8013 6 років тому

      I hate you

  • @blooba
    @blooba 6 років тому

    Tbh, of all your characters, the candy man is my favorite. I love seeing how his story has evolved over the years.

  • @arandomcrusader-9355
    @arandomcrusader-9355 6 років тому +110

    Sweet, now I too can proliferate refined sugar products!

    • @CharlieTheSupersaurus
      @CharlieTheSupersaurus 6 років тому +3

      The pun is the icing on the cake.

    • @alex-didrihpulst6217
      @alex-didrihpulst6217 6 років тому

      swet says :shieet:

    • @arandomcrusader-9355
      @arandomcrusader-9355 6 років тому +6

      Charlie The Supersaurus
      This is only a part of my candy themed Desserttation.

    • @CharlieTheSupersaurus
      @CharlieTheSupersaurus 6 років тому +2

      I wish you all the best of success and that everyone appreciates that your material is as fresh as mints. Nevermind, I'll show myself out.

    • @prestongarvey9328
      @prestongarvey9328 6 років тому +2

      But there's always time to take back the commonwealth

  • @smearygoregamer1982
    @smearygoregamer1982 6 років тому

    Haven't even watched the video yet but I was watching the previous candy man vid last night and was wondering how long it would be until this one did. Super excited! Thanks Uncle Rift

  • @Kengflacko
    @Kengflacko 6 років тому +34

    Uncle E back again from another realm slaying demons just to help us sleep with candies

  • @kynaradioman
    @kynaradioman 2 роки тому

    Very well done and well thought out. I really like the hint of comedy you seem to have added. The videos are actually very relaxing also.

  • @usernameusername882
    @usernameusername882 4 роки тому +3

    Ngl those mint and orange slices look fire

  • @rustroomofdoom
    @rustroomofdoom 6 років тому +1

    Thank god! I was worried you had forgotten about this series 💕

  • @ItsLucreo
    @ItsLucreo 6 років тому +53

    All of this cross-contamination is driving me crazy! Every post-apocalyptic candy dealer worth their salt knows that you NEVER use the same equipment to handle Red Fish AND Wonky Fruit. Does the Candy Man not care about his clients?? What would Mr. Pennywise say if he saw how the Candy Man ran his operation?!

    • @snodingamer
      @snodingamer 6 років тому +16

      OhLawdItsChrist i mean pennywise lives in the sewers and eats kids so i don't think he has high standards for candy handling and packing

    • @slugrump9195
      @slugrump9195 6 років тому +10

      You raise some valid points, what you fail to see, however, is that the equipment is latest 22nd century technology from our very own resident plague doctor himself. And these little beauties produce a secret little fluid that deconstructs all bacteria after touching an object and then deconstructs itself into a harmless substance that cannot be seen through human eyes as it all happens on a microscopic level.

    • @snodingamer
      @snodingamer 6 років тому +2

      Suku The Gamer oh so basically he has to buy a new set of stuff after he's done with the old set as far as i can understand

    • @kennybrightwell1877
      @kennybrightwell1877 6 років тому +4

      See, my concern is that gummy bears a class AA confectionary export, and it is clear that the tweezers he is using is a alpha-B class at most. He should really know better. One errant gummy bear could decimate a batch of red fish, or crack entire jarfuls of hard butterscotch candies. His wonky fruit batch would be pulped to bits. He should also be using nitrile gloves for to avoid contaminating the containers for his goods. I thought he was a professional!

    • @crimsonpatty6152
      @crimsonpatty6152 6 років тому +4

      OhLawdItsChrist even worse he eats off the same thing he dishes em out with xD

  • @amazinc754
    @amazinc754 6 років тому

    I love how it’s like an actual story and world. we actually got a job!

  • @snodingamer
    @snodingamer 6 років тому +3

    Who can make the world sound better the Rift man can cause he taps the wood and makes the world sound good

  • @sugabias3777
    @sugabias3777 4 роки тому +2

    You are good at asmr like I’ve never seen other adults do it but your really good

  • @Xandawesome
    @Xandawesome 6 років тому +7

    "I'm the candy man, but you can call me-"
    The candy man?
    "-Your new boss."
    Oh okay.
    "But you can call me the candy man too.

  • @generichumanbeing6973
    @generichumanbeing6973 5 років тому +2

    Thanks for the asmr. I was shaky as all hell and this calmed me

  • @nathanisaac8172
    @nathanisaac8172 5 років тому +6

    Candy Man: "All the candy you can eat, in an hour spread out over the course of a year."
    Me: "I can do a lot of damage in an hour."

    • @siradmin6791
      @siradmin6791 4 роки тому +2

      Just save up the hour for the last hour of the year and eat all the jars of candy

  • @Jabomb1
    @Jabomb1 4 роки тому

    The candy man videos are defiantly some of my favorites

  • @MatthewV114
    @MatthewV114 5 років тому +9

    Other ASMRtist- tapping things
    ER: Candy man’s apprentice

  • @maddiewood4444
    @maddiewood4444 6 років тому

    omg ive been looking forward to another Candy Man video for so long! my absolute fave. thank you :D

  • @mightysurtr
    @mightysurtr 6 років тому +4

    ohhhhhh! The Candy Man!!! finally again!

  • @recruityboiii4485
    @recruityboiii4485 6 років тому +1

    I saw this video and had to pick my jaw back up this is the video I've been waiting for forever 😃😎

  • @alexm1901
    @alexm1901 5 років тому +12

    24:05 never get high on your own supply Candyman

  • @TheWeekleyPotato
    @TheWeekleyPotato 4 роки тому +1

    love the Darry Maine reference at 13:45

  • @HaZa917
    @HaZa917 6 років тому +5

    This might be a weird optical illisuin due to the size of the jar hes holding at 0:12 but it looks like his head is bigger than his body

  • @bentrally
    @bentrally 6 років тому

    The candy mab videos have always been my favourite

  • @Zapdos6996
    @Zapdos6996 4 роки тому +7

    0:20 al ready have the tingles lol

  • @Certified_souls_player
    @Certified_souls_player 2 роки тому

    I love this guy lol just found out about him today and watched like ten of his videos back to back

  • @wizedog6915
    @wizedog6915 6 років тому +25

    You included Pennywise in this lore? Niiice

    • @jesuschristonabike8878
      @jesuschristonabike8878 6 років тому +3

      Frickin everything’s in this lore, my dude.

    • @ibukiwithagun2141
      @ibukiwithagun2141 6 років тому +1

      WizeDog so that’s why a clown was offering me chocolate pretzels in exchange for me to come down to the sewer

  • @michellybelly9236
    @michellybelly9236 6 років тому

    Oh my god! I've been waiting for another candyman vid! I watch your last candyman vid alot. It's my fav!

  • @graywill5395
    @graywill5395 4 роки тому +10

    "Ah yes my favorite flavor, WET CEMENT"

    • @mushy_pancake
      @mushy_pancake 4 роки тому

      ok now I actually like that flavor don’t go disrespecting me 😤

    • @doggo9421
      @doggo9421 4 роки тому

      @@mushy_pancake rlly I prefer dry cement if I’m honest
      Although hey we can agree LAVA is the best flavour

    • @mushy_pancake
      @mushy_pancake 4 роки тому

      @@doggo9421 lava flavor is good, but it depends on how you eat it. Ship-in-a-bottle flavor isnt bad, I recommend it

  • @jasesevidos3689
    @jasesevidos3689 6 років тому

    There are a lot of people doing asmr but rift is the only one I know who deserves the title of asmrtist.

  • @WysteriaASMR
    @WysteriaASMR 4 роки тому +3

    Me:I gotta be paying my bills and rent man
    Candy man:all the candy you can have for an hour
    Me:I’m interested

  • @slywhitewolf5460
    @slywhitewolf5460 4 місяці тому +2

    this desperately needs a sequel

  • @CarterDaDemon
    @CarterDaDemon 4 роки тому +3

    The real question, how many cuts had to be made when E.R. Accidentally dropped the jar as he had to hold the jar and the bag open at the same time

  • @vintagesin5443
    @vintagesin5443 6 років тому

    I’m so hype!! Yes I’ve been waiting for this!!

  • @c.r.4985
    @c.r.4985 6 років тому +10

    _Right on time for bed_

  • @RosePatty
    @RosePatty 6 років тому

    This is probably my favorite video yet

  • @superpot8616
    @superpot8616 4 роки тому +5

    Lmao the Charle and the chocolate factory reference is great keep it up

  • @sondo303
    @sondo303 6 років тому +1

    This is one of my favorites! Please do another.

  • @TreacherousSaint
    @TreacherousSaint 6 років тому +4

    Does Rift always shake with his left hand or is it because the video is mirrored?

    • @2cool4booty
      @2cool4booty 6 років тому +1

      he’s left handed, so he’s always shook with his left hand

    • @GabrielWolfe
      @GabrielWolfe 6 років тому

      P.s. Uncle E is left handed.

    • @jesuschristonabike8878
      @jesuschristonabike8878 6 років тому +1

      Yeah, but you’d still be conditioned to shake with the right hand in normal, everyday interaction. Boy Scout, maybe?

    • @TreacherousSaint
      @TreacherousSaint 6 років тому

      left handed people always shake with their right hand anway. It's rude to shake with your left hand unless you are a boy scout

    • @an_ordinary_goose
      @an_ordinary_goose 6 років тому

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who noted that - I was taught you were meant to shake with your right hand, but was never 100% sure...

  • @sccrazybrick155
    @sccrazybrick155 6 років тому +2

    I've been waiting a long long time for this video

  • @robertarrowsmith781
    @robertarrowsmith781 6 років тому +33

    Who can make a sunrise?

    • @battleru4877
      @battleru4877 6 років тому +5

      God Emperor Robert Arrowsmith The sun doesn't actually rise. It's actually the Earth's rotation slowly turning towards the sun that makes it look like it's rising.

    • @robertarrowsmith781
      @robertarrowsmith781 6 років тому +3

      User1 I know. It's just a lyric from that stupid Candyman song.

    • @battleru4877
      @battleru4877 6 років тому +2

      God Emperor Robert Arrowsmith I know. I just felt like explaining it. Sorry.

    • @robertarrowsmith781
      @robertarrowsmith781 6 років тому +1

      User1 nah you're cool. I thought as much.

    • @robertarrowsmith781
      @robertarrowsmith781 6 років тому

      I_Eat_Donuts Like_Alot Good old Kumbaya.

  • @rebelcircuit
    @rebelcircuit 6 років тому

    I’ve been waiting for this one. So worth the wait.

  • @OsvaldoAriciaga
    @OsvaldoAriciaga 4 роки тому +3

    Man U just make me hungry for candy and gave me memory’s of Mexico

  • @allielucas2029
    @allielucas2029 4 роки тому

    I love your hands. Strong, with a delicate touch. The lids were my favorite 😎💕

  • @thatonesentientbagel4043
    @thatonesentientbagel4043 4 роки тому +4

    UA-cam updates sometimes do good, sometimes do bad, this time it was good.

  • @christiancornelius5426
    @christiancornelius5426 6 років тому +1

    I love the candyman videos! They were the first ASMR videos I had ever seen...and they are still my favorite! You should make more my man :) keep up the good work.
    ~Tingle or DIE!

  • @Ihavenoen3mies
    @Ihavenoen3mies 2 роки тому +3

    So it’s an entire cult of different dudes
    So does that mean I can get a nice long beard like you master? And will I be able to meet the fast food man? I wonder what other multi-verses there are I hope I can spread joy and give candy wherever!!!

  • @intangibletingles3412
    @intangibletingles3412 6 років тому +1

    ER's videos continue to be no-brainers. I see an ER upload, I click, I watch. It's simple as that.

  • @Thiccremoch162
    @Thiccremoch162 6 років тому +3

    YO JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA
    WHAT IF HE(as candy man) DID A COLAB WITH GMM’S (good mythical morning) COTTON CANDY RANDY
    IT WOULD BE THE BEST CROSSOVER IN THE HISTORY OF ASMR AND COMEDY

  • @TiaraASMR
    @TiaraASMR 6 років тому

    I love your Candyman roleplays, thanks for making them! 😴

  • @KotorintheSGONCE
    @KotorintheSGONCE 6 років тому +4

    FINALLY I CAN HAVE UNLIMITED SUPPLIES OF CANDY!!!!! YAY TO *DIABETES* !!111!

  • @finn5286
    @finn5286 5 років тому

    This is literally my favorite asmr plz more of this