@@fartmunch973 it’s obviously a rabbit, except when it isn’t, and also when it’s a duck, but it isn’t a duck unless it’s also a rabbit, and it definitely isn’t a rabbit, so it’s probably a duck but also a rabbit, while still remaining definitely not a rabbit and certainly not a duck.
Nothing? My! What the price! I believe one gram of nothing equals something like 6.2 grams of the yellow edible rounds But that could change due to the sudden and spontaneous appearance of nothing.
Other Asmr-Artists: Spend a small fortune buying gadgets, and knick knacks, costumes, whatever. Rift: Buys a giant bag of Fruit Loops at Costco, for what? $10? makes an hour long video.
Rift has splashed out for the masks and costumes in other videos but he has also produced incredible work with much less expensive items too. A nice balance
More Like: ER: "Let me eat Fruitloops in peace! What do we have here? Magnifying glasses are odd. Time for another video!" And thus a masterpiece was born, like all his videos. I know that a lot of scripting goes into this, but I assume he gets the original ideas like a picaso would - just by dealing with the problems of life - like having to eat.
I know you are joking (I hope). But removing 1 out of pool of 10, by eating 1 of your 2 only makes your 1 >=> 1.11 Even if you owned over half the pool, you'd still lose out. (But this is recource-, not stocks logic)
CONGRATS on almost 1M subscribers dad!!!! You deserve it, and I’m so glad to have watched you grow since things like the Hershey’s video yet keep the same exact personality, sense of humor, and humbleness. Thanks for being you and being awesome 🖤
Which is quite interesting because the invention of crypto was originally designed to circumnavigate banks. To give everyone the ability to run their own banks as it were. I think based on rift's previous videos he might prefer if we were to go back to trading the original way, food for water, water for machines. Which is a lot more human. Though... Not super convenient. Specially if you want a PS5 and they are only trading it for 400 dollars worth of corn. XD that would be a lot of corn.
@@johnsterling5924 I don't think that sort of economy would work with the living density we have nowadays. There just isn't enough room for everyone to like grow their own crops or raise their own animals to trade with/for.
@@thelastnutbender6857 That is exactly why money was invented in the first place, so you're right, we can't widely trade as a form of payment, since a long time...
I think back in the day people treated money the same way they treat cryptocurrency now, after precious metals started being replaced with simple coins and weird papers haha
Imagine the adventurer just jumps to our universe and grabs a bag out of the cereal isle and jumps back to this that world and is just all “yeah I got this from that warehouse”
I think the problem is this one vendor has mixed up rates. $50 = 5000 caps, divide by 10 $5 = 500 caps, divide by 5 $1 = 100 caps, or 1¢ = 1 cap So you would think with this rate, it would be $10 = 1000 caps, but it's not. There's little over 600 cap difference. BUT we're not here to argue over the logistics of Rift's post apocalyptic economy, we're here to get tickets to Sleepytown Junction. Or to relax because life is hard.
Perhaps vendors who deal in caps simply value the yellow rounds higher with respect to the green rounds than those who use dollars do - dollars being all green bills may simply decrease the perceived value of color differences, vs the massive color diversity among caps which may inflate the value of oddly colored currencies
People seem to have a misconception of ‘nothing’. When ER says ‘Nothing’ is so valuable, it’s because ‘Nothing’ is actually very difficult to obtain. In a cubic centimeter of air, there are thousands of particles. ‘Nothing’ is where there is not a single particle of matter in that area. Scientists haven’t been able to completely remove all particles in a given space and finding an area with nothing in it out in space is near impossible. This makes ‘nothing’ a difficult substance to obtain which makes it valuable.
Ah, so this is where the head of the chicken is. So if this is the correct currency, does that mean the chicken’s body is 3 parallel universes on your right?
Can we take a moment to appreciate this man's HAIR? It looks like it would sit back in an old rocking chair and tell a story from its past that would put your Victory Royale to shame. Oh right the asmr was good too
11:43 SURELY IM NOT HE ONLY ONE TO NOTICE?! I'm tryna figure out what he actually said before editing the voice in... I think it was 50 something Edit: There's multiple of these edits... it happens with the purple one again at 12:06 you lit try and figure out what he actually says before the edits
Missed uncle e doing his asmr vids I know he has a podcast (which I don’t watch because I literally watch too much already to keep up with lol) so I’m glad he is back to doing relaxing vids with calm talking and his black background👍👍👍
Just two days ago I started eating friut loops again and know our savior uploads this. Sometimes I do think there is an instance even higher than him arranging that... Or maybe it was him??
Rifts not so subtle dad humor gives me life
Bro is your profile a duck or a rabbit
@Green Gobby it also only walks on 3 legs at dusk
@@fartmunch973 it’s obviously a rabbit, except when it isn’t, and also when it’s a duck, but it isn’t a duck unless it’s also a rabbit, and it definitely isn’t a rabbit, so it’s probably a duck but also a rabbit, while still remaining definitely not a rabbit and certainly not a duck.
@@fartmunch973 at my place we call it the dabbit or rabbuck
@@matthewdang131 Dabbituck
this should be a recurring character in your universe, a charismatic purple market dealer
I got reminded of Critical Role
Yea sorta like doctor t, Gibi, or Pierre G
This is actually the second appearance of this character. They're the ASMR Quest Giver.
oh okay, but what about the worms?
Nothing like ER gazing into your soul through a magnifying glass.
(go to 1:00)
First time?
@@M-I-LK It is his speciality.
🤨🔍
Adventurer: Where did all your money go?
Me: I ate it 😏
Different meaning to stick your money where you mouth is.
your channel banner is very concerning
@@Hater0197 Why, is it not good?
Sameeee😭😂🙄 that's what happens to my 🤑 all the time 😭😭
@@Hater0197 god, I'm glad you saw it, too
What’s the exchange rate on these? I’m willing to trade nothing.
Nothing? My! What the price! I believe one gram of nothing equals something like 6.2 grams of the yellow edible rounds But that could change due to the sudden and spontaneous appearance of nothing.
Sorry man, nothing is down lately due to the spike in everything. Maybe hold on to it and wait another year or two.
@Just a hobo a nothingjob? kinky
Stonks📈📈📉📉📈📉📈📈📉
Will trade 19 shares of Microsoft and a cheese sandwich.
Rift should do a resident evil heisenberg roleplay
Well hello there
duke too
RE:ER
bro that would be so cool
he should do Lady D
Industry secret: in the 39th century, Lucky Charms marshmallows will be worth as much as gold
Ahah, true 😁
Trick is, gold is worthless in the 39th century 🤣
And freeze dryers are the new money printers. lol
I'm rich
I'm literally worth my weight in gold.
What I want to know is, how the heck did he get such a clean bag of cereal with little to no dust at the bottom? Amazing.
He licked all of them to get rid of the dust and resealed it
These both seem very likely. Thank you for your knowledge. :)
@@tvheadd agreed, the elders’ wisdom shall be taken as a gift
it was hand crafted
@@hentaisailor5951 WHERES THE HENTAI
Other asmrists: (crazy setups with mic scratching and complicated triggers)
Rift: pilfer
And "buttered toast"
Pulls out two liter of soda
The zooming on the mouth at the start of the video is absolutely gold. Seems to me this guy has mastered genz comedy
imagine being an archeologist 5,000 yrs in the future and you dig up a rubber chicken but like for real .....
The ASMR quest giver returns!!! It’s been so long. My god what a call back
I don’t think that is the quest giver
@@ArtemisWasHere
They do look very similar
@@thatshyguy9573 it’s eerie how similar they look. Could be brothers, twins even
@@ArtemisWasHere it likely isn’t. I heard quest and got excited. Still with the very “lax” cannon of ERs world it could still be said to be him
Other Asmr-Artists: Spend a small fortune buying gadgets, and knick knacks, costumes, whatever.
Rift: Buys a giant bag of Fruit Loops at Costco, for what? $10? makes an hour long video.
oh the amount of mileage this man has got from those monster hands and that damn rubber chicken. businesses could only dream of such a relative profit
And without ads
$10 for a family size bag of cereal? Where do you live at? Just bought the same thing for $4.95 a few days ago in Tennessee.
Rift has splashed out for the masks and costumes in other videos but he has also produced incredible work with much less expensive items too. A nice balance
No matter what he buys, cheap or expensive, they all got there own creative spotlight.
"Imagine, if you will, a post-apocalyptic world where all currency has been replaced by foodwares."
So like most movies and books
@@oldgreggsmadmemes4431 you eat movies and books?
@@oldgreggsmadmemes4431 🤔🤔🤔
I have waited so long for a video like 'sorting sprinkles with the candyman'. Thank you so much, this came at a perfect time!
ER: gets a new magnifying glass and fruit loops for some random reason
ER: WAIT! I have an idea
More Like:
ER: "Let me eat Fruitloops in peace!
What do we have here? Magnifying glasses are odd. Time for another video!"
And thus a masterpiece was born, like all his videos.
I know that a lot of scripting goes into this, but I assume he gets the original ideas like a picaso would - just by dealing with the problems of life - like having to eat.
@@googleuser9383 You need to go outside... No more keyboard privileges for you!
This could be a good concept. "The Multiverse Currency Exchange" in which someone can trade something for a kind of currency from games, movies, etc.
Several bottle caps, rupees, and Gil should be enough for that gun!
red: $500
orange: $1
yellow: $10
green: $50
blue: 47 elderberries
purple: Nothing™
I have a bag of cereal downstairs.... time to get rich, boys!
Thank you
Bruh don't flex with your cereal
Counterfeit
@@LupeSunglass says the dude with proto in his name but is not a protogen
It’s actually 47.892 elderberries
Just eat a bunch of them = massively deflate the market = increasing your own wealth = Stonks
- We have to get this guy to 1 million, he is so close.
LUCKY CHARMS TO THE MOON!!!!
cant increase your own wealth if you ate them, unless youre in the 1% and have a LOT to spare
@@knopfir Eat other peoples!
@@knopfir eat the 1% and their currency!!!
I know you are joking (I hope).
But removing 1 out of pool of 10, by eating 1 of your 2 only makes your 1 >=> 1.11
Even if you owned over half the pool, you'd still lose out. (But this is recource-, not stocks logic)
Had to color sort fruit loops for a kids summer camp recently, really makes you appreciate the vid more
CONGRATS on almost 1M subscribers dad!!!! You deserve it, and I’m so glad to have watched you grow since things like the Hershey’s video yet keep the same exact personality, sense of humor, and humbleness. Thanks for being you and being awesome 🖤
For some reason ER makes me feel so at home. Idk why but I feel safe whenever i watch his vids.
This is how the banking system treats cryptocurrencies.
Which is quite interesting because the invention of crypto was originally designed to circumnavigate banks. To give everyone the ability to run their own banks as it were. I think based on rift's previous videos he might prefer if we were to go back to trading the original way, food for water, water for machines. Which is a lot more human. Though... Not super convenient. Specially if you want a PS5 and they are only trading it for 400 dollars worth of corn. XD that would be a lot of corn.
@@johnsterling5924 I don't think that sort of economy would work with the living density we have nowadays. There just isn't enough room for everyone to like grow their own crops or raise their own animals to trade with/for.
@@thelastnutbender6857 yea I agree with you on that, we need SOME form of currency be that physical or digital.
@@thelastnutbender6857 That is exactly why money was invented in the first place, so you're right, we can't widely trade as a form of payment, since a long time...
I think back in the day people treated money the same way they treat cryptocurrency now, after precious metals started being replaced with simple coins and weird papers haha
Plot twist: ER is from the future and is telling us what’s going to happen.
Me: -stocks up on cereal-
Me: Buys cereal company stocks
this dude has the most consistently high quality, high effort, creative ASMR videos on YT. it's crazy how many unique videos he's done.
Why is watching people do the most meaningless tasks in history so relaxing?
i mean, the intention of that task is to relax you (and others) and it succeeded, therefore making it meaningful
because life is meaningless and we find comfort in facing that accompanied
Rather than having a deep, thought provoking answer, I thinks it’s just cause a mindless task slows your brain down to match the slow, boring task
Stfu
@@Amadeus55555 Intriguing
Ayyyyyeeeeeeeee congrats on hitting 1 Million subscribers💥
Imagine the adventurer just jumps to our universe and grabs a bag out of the cereal isle and jumps back to this that world and is just all “yeah I got this from that warehouse”
i just realised the reflection of the maginifying glass when he pulls it away from his face, we do be lookin dapper
Simple, but effective.
Edit: Holy shit a Zombie Farm reference? I haven't heard that name in YEARS
they took it off the app store :(
I miss food fight on the app store, damn that was a good game
@@noahparnell9583 and Tiny Deathstar
7:42 Him: inspecting cereal
Me: LUMBAGO!
Silly me I thought this was going to be a sequel to his world currency videos.
It's not?
This one just take place a few years after my man
I can't stop giggling at the thumbnail
Did he change it cause it’s just some loops now
@@buttertoto378 yeah I laughed at loops, I think I'm broken
@@mrmemejesus you are
"I'll take it you managed to get in and out, unscathed?"
Yes, my in n out burger is quite clean.
"This green one is worth... 50 dollars. Or 5000 caps."
"This yellow one is worth... 10 dollars, or 376.23 caps."
@Digi dollar equivalency to caps should be consistent even if there is no correlation between colored orbs and that's the problem here
@@flowersandwater666 not if some bottle caps are more rare than another...
I think the problem is this one vendor has mixed up rates.
$50 = 5000 caps, divide by 10
$5 = 500 caps, divide by 5
$1 = 100 caps, or 1¢ = 1 cap
So you would think with this rate, it would be $10 = 1000 caps, but it's not. There's little over 600 cap difference. BUT we're not here to argue over the logistics of Rift's post apocalyptic economy, we're here to get tickets to Sleepytown Junction. Or to relax because life is hard.
Perhaps vendors who deal in caps simply value the yellow rounds higher with respect to the green rounds than those who use dollars do - dollars being all green bills may simply decrease the perceived value of color differences, vs the massive color diversity among caps which may inflate the value of oddly colored currencies
It’s asmr of ER counting cereal math has no place here
If Ephemeral rift did ASMR as the 13th Doctor and completely retconned the new Series I wouldn't mind at all
This!
Scp?
@@ThatTonka Doctor Who.
People seem to have a misconception of ‘nothing’. When ER says ‘Nothing’ is so valuable, it’s because ‘Nothing’ is actually very difficult to obtain. In a cubic centimeter of air, there are thousands of particles. ‘Nothing’ is where there is not a single particle of matter in that area. Scientists haven’t been able to completely remove all particles in a given space and finding an area with nothing in it out in space is near impossible. This makes ‘nothing’ a difficult substance to obtain which makes it valuable.
Not only is your voice incredibly relaxing but your videos are always super creative and unique ! All favorites 💕
Turns out that I watched this so much I have the intro up to him bringing out the bag memorized
It's really satisfying rewinding and fast forwarding with my thumb back and fourth to see the piles grow then shrink again.
At 0:50 it looked like he had on one of those big mouth Snapchat filters. 😂🤣😂🤣
"broken pieces are still worth something" (19:52) 🥺
I kinda hope he kept all the loops separate some how, just ate really OCD bowls of cereal for next few breakfasts.
My tingles have been immune for some time. Not anymore! Thanks for the video!!
He feels like a wizard disguised as a pawn shop owner
This really calms me down so much I just want to say thank you for your beautiful voice and your ideas and asmr's.
Not gonna lie, using the magnifying glass to zoom in your face was fun to watch, and I could see it be a potential video
Ah, so this is where the head of the chicken is. So if this is the correct currency, does that mean the chicken’s body is 3 parallel universes on your right?
This is the perfect tone of voice for asmr
Much respect dude you got talent. Clocking in at 10 mins you knocked me out. I hope this purple market dealer can be a recurring character.
I was trying to sleep but his made me crave a bowl of cereal so badly
I like how you gave the courier such a small share, its very representative of most of our jobs, especially corporate jobs
if only he said the “bock market” instead of purple. that chicken is worth a ton of nothing
Dude, can I get some of nothing, need to go the nothing store tomorrow and need a pick me up of nothing
ER looking into a magnifying glass looks like a cracked out SnapChat filter.
Early!! I have to say, I think that rubber chicken has had the most featured time on this channel out of anything, I love it!!
I never expected a magnifying glass to induce ASMR
Wow! That´s some super awesome, well done screenplay with the magnifying glass and your face! 🤩
When he closed the bag I was like "but but the air"
The second purple round was very gracious, thank you.
"I cant count them now, maybe I need to hire some outside help to count them"
Will we be seeing The Bean Counter again sometime soon?
This guy is so creativr i took serious interest in cereal as a currency
Eating these is like more expensive than any restaurant
Quote for today: Life imposes things on you that you can’t control, but you still have the choice of how you’re going to live through this.
"True strength of character is displayed in ones actions, but especially in ones reactions"
ER: “it’s time for retirement. I will sell some props on EBay and make some money...”
Me: pays for a Corvus mask with a Froot Loops giant size box.
I bet Corvus became the new mascot for Froot Loops at some point.
ER: I don't care about trifle things like money!
Also ER: Buys tons of fruit loops, vanishes into rift world, becomes richest man alive.
You're the best ASMRist not going to lie it's both tingly and enjoyable
34:40 a piece of green cereal in blue bunch
We were paid:
Two Nothing™ (one hundred thousand caps), forty-seven elderberries and one thousand and thirty-four dollars
I died laughing when he was still holding up the magnifying glass to his face while he was talking lmao
I kinda prefer this soft-speaking over whispering, keep up the good stuff!
ER is like a mixture of Bob Ross and a good moviw with Adam Sandler and Kevin James. It's really good ASMR with good entertainment. LOVE IT
I realized just now bc I was talking to my friend that doesn't watch asmr you have to be the best ASMRtist out there.
If the purple cereal has the same value as the purple Lego stud in the Lego games, then that was quite the generous bonus we got. Thanks, Quest Giver!
“Honey, why is the cereal color-coded again?”
The mouth magnifying glass experience was amazing thank u
Is the rubber chicken like the infinity stones where if you bring all the pieces together you can wipe out half of all life
This man's hair and bear growth should have their own arc
Can we take a moment to appreciate this man's HAIR? It looks like it would sit back in an old rocking chair and tell a story from its past that would put your Victory Royale to shame.
Oh right the asmr was good too
the intro face got me DYING 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭
0:01
POV: Your mother forced you to play with the weird kid next door
Me after seeing thumbnail: *satisfactory levels at 100 percent*
Love your content E.R. I've been watching you for years. Much love from Ciudad Juárez, México!
Let's get him to one million!!
id love to see a currency trade video where you have all sorts of objects as currencies, i think that would be cool =W=
That magnifying glass got me dead 💀 😂
u an ant?
@@flowersandwater666 i’ve been staring at this reply for 5 minutes bc it’s so funny and it caught me completely off guard
god i want a rift world RPG so bad
The intro is simply one of the best examples of “ER Out of context.” Which is a video someone HAS to make.
The positioning of the magnifying glass is definitely intended, and I just love it and find it subtle but hilarious
11:43 SURELY IM NOT HE ONLY ONE TO NOTICE?!
I'm tryna figure out what he actually said before editing the voice in... I think it was 50 something
Edit: There's multiple of these edits... it happens with the purple one again at 12:06 you lit try and figure out what he actually says before the edits
Missed uncle e doing his asmr vids I know he has a podcast (which I don’t watch because I literally watch too much already to keep up with lol) so I’m glad he is back to doing relaxing vids with calm talking and his black background👍👍👍
I think the light might be a bit too strong. The contrast from the brighter bit of your arm to the shadowed part is a bit daunting.
Specifically the right side, from our perspective
I want to sleep - but first i have to comment how good this content is, keep it up :)
Just two days ago I started eating friut loops again and know our savior uploads this. Sometimes I do think there is an instance even higher than him arranging that... Or maybe it was him??
something I've been looking forward to for sooo king
The best asmrtist known to man
ER: Talks about breaking into a warehouse and stealing the fruit loops from an organization we all despise.
Me: “Dollar General?”
great to see another fella ASMR artist, great work!
bro this guy never runs out of ideas.
and never runs out of patience LMAO
“Although it is quite boring...”
Me: *my goals are beyond your understanding.*
Somehow I just read "snorting currency" and was very exited, and worried, at the same time
I just started playing Path of Exile again, and let me tell you, unless you have those special currency storage tabs, this is your life.