Jerma really is the god of accidental comedic timing. Him winning the chicken game on the first try after running away from the ski ball machine is crazy
at 38:50 the way he's talking about what a psycho he would be to just hog the dizzy bird machine like this, and then looking down at the floor to see HUNDREDS OF TICKETS just fucking lying there is so fucking funny
My brain did a skip around and I thought you said "naturally unfunny" and honestly that works to describe him too, a lot of the bits he does are so unfunny they wrap around to being the best fckn things I've ever witnessed.
The fact that the game is zoomed in while jerma is desperately scratching tickets and selling everything he owns to buy more makes it seem like psa on gambling addiction
From the Dizzy Bird bit to him breaking down after realizing he spent thousands on scratch tickets and hours of his time to buy a boombox he thought was worth a lot of money but only sold for $180, this game brought some of his best streams.
@@2fortsmostwanted Which is about in line for what real life is. At Chuck E Cheese (at least when I worked) you could just buy the prizes with money if you wanted and one ticket was worth one penny. Also, the high ticket items would often sit there so long the managers would switch them out so maybe another item would go. I doubt they meant to create the illusion of "oh man someone finally WON that!" but I know from when I was little (playing at that same Chuck E Cheese with the same store manager) that definitely happened.
i legitimately fell for the "he's been playing the chicken thing for hours" joke for at least like 30 seconds until his bit voice shined through honestly one of my favorite of the bits he does, messing with live watchers or people in the vod who skip around
One I fell for was the drunk on red wine bit during one of the Nancy Drew streams. Granted I was still relatively new to the community, but it still got me.
Bro that bumper car thing is so funny. There’s always this one psychopath teenager going for accelerationmaxxing, smashing into like families driving around with toddlers slowly in a circle in the most anatomically and physiologically damaging angle and contact point, as if it’s some renaissance war engineer calculating the perfect shooting angle for the trebuchet. Always. Why am I not surprised Jerma was one of them. 😅
Damn the creator of the game REALLY went out on the Birthday Mode in terms of worldbuilding lmaoo. You can tell having an entire arcade to himself when he was younger was his biggest fantasy that Jerma clone number 985 gets to live out.
Can't wait to come back in 10 years (idk when the stream was) to see the post editing of subways being closed and being replaced with bank of America's
@@BananaPhoPhilly it's 2024, who reads descriptions fr? IDC dude and it doesn't even matter because it hasn't been 10 years since 2019 so it works out. 2029 is when all the Subways will close
This is a LEGENDARY Skye4 video. The Dizzy Bird addiction, the quest for 100,000 tickets, the scratch ticket gambling, and the Spongebob TTS bit made my sides fly away from laughing too hard.
I'll take a shot at answering these questions. *'Why can the kid die?'* - Because this game is something in line with The Truman Show. Aside from what little lore there is to draw from, this kid is alone on a kind of isolated island... robots for a population. As far as we can tell, Nanny Bot and the population aren't exactly supportive beyond cheering at your wins. This kid is solely responsible for his/her own diet. One that consists of candy, soda pop, microwave dinners, Cheesy Puffs and even a little bit of milk & Jerky. (S)He probably is eating so badly that this kid barely has any fat stores. Just the fact that he can die while mowing the lawn should be a gold mine to a psychologist. I want to say that it is for a challenging game experience. But... let's face it. There is grounds here to rationalize that the kid is borderline starving to death from day one. *'Why is this island so big?'* - Remember, this game is in beta. _(Regardless of how many years it has been out for.)_ This game is basically like a G rated GTA style game. There's a ton of room for things to grow into. Right now, we've got lots of ground to cover for various jobs. But, like with the addition of a mall, there can be a near infinite number of upgrades available. Supposedly, the motel would become the hub for a 'future planned' multi-player experience. And I think that there is where the problems begin at. This game has tons of ideas going on. And, for the most part, it really works out really well. Most of the arcade games have ported well to this world. Many of the bugs are almost hilarious, like when you try to break away from an arcade and... things happen. Or when you are on a public street and... you're road kill, even when driving a golf cart. (Those robot drivers are definitely pre-1.0 AI things.) Or when you can hop the city bus and the bully bots blur right through the bus to attack you. (The absolute cheaters.) It's like the overall project has become too overwhelming for the programmer. (I heard it is just one guy, who did this as a love letter for both the arcade scene and his kids to have something safe and G rated to play.) What is here is downright fantastic. I mean, there's shovel ware for consoles that have tried and miserably failed at physics based gaming. But in this Coin Game, for every one meh, there's a ton more wins. (Come on. Upgrade that Ball Drop game to let multiple balls in play at once. The Bonus Balls mode prove it works.) Maybe the time has come to take this hidden gem and let a larger team go to work on making additions. Time to take this game to Alpha status. After all, I don't think he even has purchasable outfits and character builder features in place, after all this time. The mall was a grand walking simulation of a time gone by. Alas, it barely brought anything valuable to the table. I think one new arcade game. And a lot of repeats. And I think that was the main upgrade for a year's worth of work.
this is one of my favourite streams ok two hours in I just realised that this stream had my favourite highlights but actually watching this for hours on end is painful
i don't know if you're still taking requests but quite a few years ago jerma streamed Crysis with the gag that he spoke in text-to-speech for most of the entire stream and I think that would be a really funny stream to dig back up
Once when I was a kid I got the jackpot on big bass wheel twice in a row. My mom saw the whole thing and I’m surprised she didn’t have me scratch off lottery tickets afterwards
I told all my friends that I didnt gamble on my last cruise, specifically because I didn't want to admit how much my GF and I lost on the quarter drop game
His first instinct as soon as he learns he can drive is to drive into the sea. So glad he now lives in a landlocked state, for his safety
don't anyone tell him where the hoover dam is
@@LightningDaughter Local streamer loses pants, life
Jerma really is the god of accidental comedic timing. Him winning the chicken game on the first try after running away from the ski ball machine is crazy
gotta catch em with their guard down
hes actually a god at all the games but pretends to be bad for the teehee's
1:04:15
Llllllll😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊l@@seamlessdread
Northernlion
Dizzy bird incident starts at around 33:00
Unfortunately it has yet to end, Jerma is STILL in the arcade to this day...
I heard he actually retired so he could play more dizzy bird without chat, and I quote, "bitchin' at him"
Dizzy Bird is my favourite Jerma bit since LOOTGET and NEUROSTORY ELECTRODUMP
at 38:50 the way he's talking about what a psycho he would be to just hog the dizzy bird machine like this, and then looking down at the floor to see HUNDREDS OF TICKETS just fucking lying there is so fucking funny
this is why jerma is the best
@@hengedrawswas* RIP Jeremy Elbertson
I fell asleep watching this and the spongebob tts played in my dream. I am not kidding, it was so bad it made me wake up.
Same I woke up so confused lol
Exact thing happened to me too. I refused to believe it actually happened until I looked back at the vod.
im a really big fan of putting the entirety of jerma playing a tts reading of a spongebob episode while playing the ball game
It’s scary how unnaturally funny this man is without even trying
He’s literally just being himself and my sides hurt from laughter
My brain did a skip around and I thought you said "naturally unfunny" and honestly that works to describe him too, a lot of the bits he does are so unfunny they wrap around to being the best fckn things I've ever witnessed.
The fact that the game is zoomed in while jerma is desperately scratching tickets and selling everything he owns to buy more makes it seem like psa on gambling addiction
From the Dizzy Bird bit to him breaking down after realizing he spent thousands on scratch tickets and hours of his time to buy a boombox he thought was worth a lot of money but only sold for $180, this game brought some of his best streams.
This is why I recommended them.
Even worse, it only sold for 90
@@2fortsmostwanted
Which is about in line for what real life is. At Chuck E Cheese (at least when I worked) you could just buy the prizes with money if you wanted and one ticket was worth one penny. Also, the high ticket items would often sit there so long the managers would switch them out so maybe another item would go. I doubt they meant to create the illusion of "oh man someone finally WON that!" but I know from when I was little (playing at that same Chuck E Cheese with the same store manager) that definitely happened.
i legitimately fell for the "he's been playing the chicken thing for hours" joke for at least like 30 seconds until his bit voice shined through
honestly one of my favorite of the bits he does, messing with live watchers or people in the vod who skip around
and he greeted the vod watchers this time in the intro instead, lol
@@bunasdfghjkl this is so fucking funny idk how i missed this i even watched the into
1:34:00 Jerma says
One I fell for was the drunk on red wine bit during one of the Nancy Drew streams. Granted I was still relatively new to the community, but it still got me.
@@bluegrassdude7532what was that like for you lmao
Right when I told myself in my head “Alright lets put on some ‘TV’” and my favorite channel is on 🎉
HEARTLESS streamer sells PRECIOUS MEMORIES to LOSE at SCRATCH CARDS
Bro that bumper car thing is so funny. There’s always this one psychopath teenager going for accelerationmaxxing, smashing into like families driving around with toddlers slowly in a circle in the most anatomically and physiologically damaging angle and contact point, as if it’s some renaissance war engineer calculating the perfect shooting angle for the trebuchet.
Always.
Why am I not surprised Jerma was one of them. 😅
Damn the creator of the game REALLY went out on the Birthday Mode in terms of worldbuilding lmaoo. You can tell having an entire arcade to himself when he was younger was his biggest fantasy that Jerma clone number 985 gets to live out.
10 minutes in a Jerma already stuck at the bottom of the ocean. This is going to be amazing
no way, akashi maho watching jerma!
I see you are a man of culture as well
Legend says that no matter where you click throughout the video he will still be on dizzy bird
ah, the dizzy bird break down, one of my favorites.
33:17 "I'm gonna get stuck here for at least 20 minutes" oh jeremy if only you knew...
Normalise 5 hour multi-part Jerma long edits 👏
My favourite detail in this game is the “not a restroom” warning on the money machine and the auto-pawner
The GOAT returns
Can't wait to come back in 10 years (idk when the stream was) to see the post editing of subways being closed and being replaced with bank of America's
Mr greenz buys all subways and makes them bank of greenz
It literally says 2019 lol
@@BananaPhoPhilly it's 2024, who reads descriptions fr? IDC dude and it doesn't even matter because it hasn't been 10 years since 2019 so it works out. 2029 is when all the Subways will close
Most VOD channels have the date of the stream in the description fyi
The TTS bit ends at 3:32:00
Oh god, I'm at 2:51:00 and its only just begun
You made it a timestamp like you expect people to skip it. Is this a bit?
@@PointsofData it's okay my dear. eat a piece of cheese.
@@whosapicklewhat kind of cheese sir?
THANK YOU SKYE4 YOU ARE SO FUCKING ICONIC
Hey thanks for this. I've waited a real long time for this one.
I am truly glad.
Jerma greeting us vod watchers was really cool, i like that
One of my favorite Jerma streams of all time. Thank you so much!!!
This is a LEGENDARY Skye4 video. The Dizzy Bird addiction, the quest for 100,000 tickets, the scratch ticket gambling, and the Spongebob TTS bit made my sides fly away from laughing too hard.
As a vod watcher I feel so seen
Same.
literally the other day i was looking to see if anyone had made the coin game long edit thank you so much
The way I gasped when I saw this in my feed. One of my favorite streams and it’s 5 HOURS. Thank you Skye4🙏🏻😭😭
i've been obsessed with this game for so long it's such a jerma game
My favorite Long Edit maker is back. God bless. 🙏💕
these types of videos fill a void in my life
For me they fill a VOD!
These types of videos create a void in my life
I'll take a shot at answering these questions.
*'Why can the kid die?'* - Because this game is something in line with The Truman Show. Aside from what little lore there is to draw from, this kid is alone on a kind of isolated island... robots for a population. As far as we can tell, Nanny Bot and the population aren't exactly supportive beyond cheering at your wins. This kid is solely responsible for his/her own diet. One that consists of candy, soda pop, microwave dinners, Cheesy Puffs and even a little bit of milk & Jerky. (S)He probably is eating so badly that this kid barely has any fat stores. Just the fact that he can die while mowing the lawn should be a gold mine to a psychologist. I want to say that it is for a challenging game experience. But... let's face it. There is grounds here to rationalize that the kid is borderline starving to death from day one.
*'Why is this island so big?'* - Remember, this game is in beta. _(Regardless of how many years it has been out for.)_ This game is basically like a G rated GTA style game. There's a ton of room for things to grow into. Right now, we've got lots of ground to cover for various jobs. But, like with the addition of a mall, there can be a near infinite number of upgrades available. Supposedly, the motel would become the hub for a 'future planned' multi-player experience. And I think that there is where the problems begin at. This game has tons of ideas going on. And, for the most part, it really works out really well. Most of the arcade games have ported well to this world. Many of the bugs are almost hilarious, like when you try to break away from an arcade and... things happen. Or when you are on a public street and... you're road kill, even when driving a golf cart. (Those robot drivers are definitely pre-1.0 AI things.) Or when you can hop the city bus and the bully bots blur right through the bus to attack you. (The absolute cheaters.) It's like the overall project has become too overwhelming for the programmer. (I heard it is just one guy, who did this as a love letter for both the arcade scene and his kids to have something safe and G rated to play.) What is here is downright fantastic. I mean, there's shovel ware for consoles that have tried and miserably failed at physics based gaming. But in this Coin Game, for every one meh, there's a ton more wins. (Come on. Upgrade that Ball Drop game to let multiple balls in play at once. The Bonus Balls mode prove it works.) Maybe the time has come to take this hidden gem and let a larger team go to work on making additions. Time to take this game to Alpha status. After all, I don't think he even has purchasable outfits and character builder features in place, after all this time. The mall was a grand walking simulation of a time gone by. Alas, it barely brought anything valuable to the table. I think one new arcade game. And a lot of repeats. And I think that was the main upgrade for a year's worth of work.
this is one of my favourite streams
ok two hours in I just realised that this stream had my favourite highlights but actually watching this for hours on end is painful
That's what makes it so funny tho
Nothing of consequence happens and so Jerma is free to have as many ADHD breakdowns as he pleases
2:35 willing it into existence 🙏🏻🙏🏻
I'm lending you my energy
I appreciate you and the work you do.
THANK YOU SKYE4!!!!! ive been looking for the long edit video of this game i watched about two years ago and it was deleted!
Let's go gambling!
Aw dang it
Aw dang it
Been waiting for this THANKS SKYE4
INSANE man gambles away his viewers SOULS to FILL HIS GREED
I woke up at 3:00:00 because i was having the most insane dreams and I was so confused as the TTS was bleeding into my dreams.
ah yes the "Jerma plays Dizzy Bird for like 20 hours straight" stream
Yo been waiting for this long edit forever. Awesome
I just realized this game is basically a casino for kids, no wonder Jerma likes this game so much.
You are the best for making these
Thank you for another long edit, having Jerma play in the background helps me while grinding in games
This one definitely needed a long edit, ty Skye
it's me the vod watcher
need my nationally syndicated jerma985 power hour news from lake wobegon fresh air jerma jam
I love how this long edit just comes with a Spongebob episode
i don't know if you're still taking requests but quite a few years ago jerma streamed Crysis with the gag that he spoke in text-to-speech for most of the entire stream and I think that would be a really funny stream to dig back up
ua-cam.com/video/wEGKulEKyGU/v-deo.html
This? Sure.
@@skye4 oh wow this stream is way shorter than i remember i have no idea if theres enough meat there for an edit
got woken up buy the sound from the water horse game he was playing scared the shit out of me
😢😢😢 jerma finally said hi to us vod watchers
needed this
this entire game has to be one of the best jerma arcs of all time
If this edit was requested by Mr. Spicy Ice, I'd like to request an edit of the next Coin Game stream
Already on the list.
SKYE4 HAS DONE IT AGAIN FOLKS
Once when I was a kid I got the jackpot on big bass wheel twice in a row. My mom saw the whole thing and I’m surprised she didn’t have me scratch off lottery tickets afterwards
I quit smoking and im gonna take my pent up tobacco gamer rage out on the zoomers who caused the TTS bit
You say zoomers, but the millennials are the one's who created copypastas
still the best highlight channel on youtube, keep up the great work sky
Subway will be gone by 2029
Perfect, right in queue for my classes to start, how else would i ignore them
Like 39:00 , Mr. Green finds his way into anything that resembles gambling
5 hour long edit yum yum🎉🎉
I hecking love Koichi
so true koishi !
Thank you so much for making these
These coin machines are all over the costal areas of the UK in Arcades. Watching this video brings back warm memories.
The return of BASIL!!!
Awesome! I always love your long edits
How did he command the NPCs at 4:10
amazing work as always
5 hour edit, dusgusting. I remember this stream being impossible to sleep to
These were my favorite streams. I made this happen! ME!
skill issue i slept to this last night
@@kiwamihollie same, i could hear the chicken in my dreams
This is my favorite stream from Jeremiah1985 ngl, it’s peak entertainment and can also easily be slept through
Oh, hell yeah! Thanks Skye.
3:29:00 It's kind of nuts how fast voice modulation AI developed in such a short amount of time.
Jerma talking about how he used to greet the stream 3-4 times per week 😢😢😢
vod watchers rise up
VOD Watchers
I told all my friends that I didnt gamble on my last cruise, specifically because I didn't want to admit how much my GF and I lost on the quarter drop game
Yes I am a vod watcher Jerma, Considering you RETIRED. I swear to god seniors these days
2:25:03 he’s an ADDICT
Skye I love you I live for you you are my everything
26:16 this moment creates a very vivid image of a naked jerma screaming while trying to open a jar of pickles and I don’t like that
this was a 9 hour stream? jesus, what a gamer
ITS JERMA EDIT TIME !!!!!!!!
This is one of the comfiest streams hes ever done
Coin game edit and it’s only #1. We are so back
i have the biggest crush on syke dont tell them tho
this whole thing just tells me that jerma is extremelt susceptible to gambling addiction
just coming by to drop a like on the vid, I already watched the whole coin game saga vods.
5 years later and subway isn’t doing so hot. He may be right...
my favorite stream of his of all time
You the goat for this skye4
1:02:56 "This is my tickets" absolutely killed me
he's speaking to me directly
FINALLY THANK YOU
There should be “non edits” where all the cut parts are together
Here is my addition to the enteraction
Skye does it for the FANS BABY