What's wrong with London's boroughs?

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  • @ntm4
    @ntm4 4 роки тому +8582

    Saying "As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted", when returning to your position almost 15 years after it was abolished is the most British thing ever and I love it.

    • @stumbling
      @stumbling 4 роки тому +785

      @Lorenzo Follador Claiming things to be British when they may or may not be exclusively British is also British. You are now British. Good day.

    • @moon-pw1bi
      @moon-pw1bi 4 роки тому +30

      yo timestamps are sick u know

    • @nemezio9495
      @nemezio9495 4 роки тому +76

      @@moon-pw1bi have you tried watching the video?

    • @Elitist20
      @Elitist20 3 роки тому +120

      There's an urban myth that this is what a BBC host said when TV broadcasts began again in 1946 after being interrupted by the war. (The plug had been pulled with little warning in 1939.) No doubt Livingstone was alluding to this.

    • @Polska_Edits
      @Polska_Edits 2 роки тому +7

      Gigachad

  • @markmatheisl2960
    @markmatheisl2960 4 роки тому +4042

    River, river, river, leaf,
    text with website underneath,
    fox's head with eagle's palms,
    lots of boring coats of arms,
    flower, tree, tree, tree,
    stolen from the BBC,
    very 90's, round and bold,
    painted by a 5 year old,
    flappy triangles appeal,
    happy crown and water wheel,
    circle skyline, painty, lame,
    looks like someone signed their name,
    swirly B and swishy N,
    boring coats of arms again,
    eight blobs no one understands,
    that completes the-- oh, it's HANDS.

  • @tysonplett3328
    @tysonplett3328 4 роки тому +1950

    "We've all got thyme on our hands." I was too busy laughing to watch the rest of the advert.

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 4 роки тому +37

      The look on his face as well, "Yes, I just did that." :D

    • @Topazeification
      @Topazeification 4 роки тому +6

      Guys a genius hahah

    • @bartholomewdan
      @bartholomewdan 4 роки тому +5

      My face was buried firmly in my hands after that one.
      And no, they didn't have thyme on them...

    • @Citiesinmotionplayer
      @Citiesinmotionplayer 4 роки тому +16

      I heard that's what they grow in Greenwich

    • @OfficeMackerel
      @OfficeMackerel 4 роки тому +1

      @@Citiesinmotionplayer take my upvote and go

  • @AndyMillar
    @AndyMillar 3 роки тому +652

    *staring intently at the Westminster sign*
    "Look at that subtle off-white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, it even has a watermark"

  • @guestguest9
    @guestguest9 4 роки тому +6920

    I can’t find a single comment talking about how Matt Lucas was in this one. How on earth did they find him for casting? Brilliant!

    • @RustyPetterson
      @RustyPetterson 4 роки тому +433

      Haha I know. He started off so nice n fluffy, but things went dark pretty quickly haha.

    • @MrVradley
      @MrVradley 4 роки тому +214

      Had me crippled with laughter 🤣

    • @tedverne7484
      @tedverne7484 4 роки тому +1104

      I choose to believe that they just ran into him on the street and he was already wearing that shirt when they found him

    • @SolarMechanic
      @SolarMechanic 4 роки тому +31

      You ruined it!

    • @cold_fruit
      @cold_fruit 4 роки тому +194

      @@tedverne7484 that is absolutely exactly what happened, and nobody can persuade me otherwise

  • @iamtimmycouk
    @iamtimmycouk 4 роки тому +5336

    Matt Lucas' cameo is class.

    • @Loweene_Ancalimon
      @Loweene_Ancalimon 4 роки тому +453

      I have to say I did a double take and "Wait... is that...?"

    • @Harryofbath
      @Harryofbath 4 роки тому +441

      DEATH TO EALING!

    • @ThatTurboOwl
      @ThatTurboOwl 4 роки тому +381

      @@Loweene_Ancalimon Same. One of those weird. "But...he's actually famous, not internet famous" moments xD Always throws me off when stuff like that slams into each other.

    • @SniperSpy10
      @SniperSpy10 4 роки тому +198

      well jay does have quite a few ties to the BBC

    • @xCorvus7x
      @xCorvus7x 4 роки тому +19

      Could some one inform an uninitiated who that is?

  • @Aoderic
    @Aoderic 4 роки тому +1515

    People should really recycle their middle-age men, instead of throwing them away. 4:55 this one was even in fairly good condition.

    • @onionbot2
      @onionbot2 4 роки тому +44

      Middle-aged men should be recyclable in every borough

    • @sujimtangerines
      @sujimtangerines 4 роки тому +69

      Instead of recycling, repurpose them!
      Or donate them to a charity for resale. If he's in good condition, take 'em to a consignment shop where you can make a little cash back in return for all the money and time you invested in him.

    • @JoeBleasdaleReal
      @JoeBleasdaleReal 4 роки тому +44

      Middle-aged men in Merton? Oooh, that’s the wrong bin!

    • @Joe-fe4xi
      @Joe-fe4xi 4 роки тому +3

      M McCoy Imagine if then word men was replaced with women, and imagine the fuss that would be kicked up.

    • @TyDurr1
      @TyDurr1 4 роки тому +21

      He's still got plenty of dad jokes left in him! Who would throw something like that away?

  • @gardenshed6043
    @gardenshed6043 2 роки тому +912

    As a Harrovian I couldn’t help but find it funny when you were talking about combining boroughs the map had North, South and Harrow as the three boroughs.

    • @identity_undetermined
      @identity_undetermined 2 роки тому +22

      Ah a fellow Harrovian. Hello!

    • @ishvx
      @ishvx 2 роки тому +16

      This is the Harrovian chain! Hello fellow Harrovians

    • @identity_undetermined
      @identity_undetermined 2 роки тому +6

      @@ishvx Yesss, Harrovian gang!

    • @vcrmchl
      @vcrmchl 2 роки тому +12

      Grew up in Harrow 🙋🏻‍♀️ All hail us and our lame borough logo!

    • @identity_undetermined
      @identity_undetermined 2 роки тому +3

      @@vcrmchl Yes, it is the lamest of them all!

  • @brian-yt4re
    @brian-yt4re 4 роки тому +1945

    The “thyme on our hands” joke was so stupid. I loved it.

    • @abydosianchulac2
      @abydosianchulac2 4 роки тому +55

      I actually yelled, "F&#! YOU" at the screen there.

    • @henryfisher80
      @henryfisher80 4 роки тому +22

      Best joke I’ve seen all day

    • @ananr.2936
      @ananr.2936 4 роки тому +8

      Instantly liked as soon as I heard it 😂😂😂😂

    • @rjjcms1
      @rjjcms1 4 роки тому +6

      Aaaaarrrgh got it now,thanks. Haha how could I not get it when I saw it?

    • @Veni_Vidi_Vortice
      @Veni_Vidi_Vortice 4 роки тому +6

      It's about thyme too.

  • @foxintheboxdan
    @foxintheboxdan 4 роки тому +433

    Jay is the kind of person to drop a Matt Lucas cameo then 30 seconds later drop the bombshell that there's 32 pods on the London Eye for the 32 councils without saying a single word about either part

  • @LQC2556
    @LQC2556 4 роки тому +2286

    "We've all got thyme on our hands nowadays" really got me.

    • @Laughterhouse5
      @Laughterhouse5 4 роки тому +20

      I have sage on my hands

    • @radionowhere2870
      @radionowhere2870 4 роки тому +48

      It feels like the ultimate meeting of a pun and a dad joke. And I hate myself for smiling because of it. 🙃

    • @astronomenov99
      @astronomenov99 4 роки тому +19

      I laughed out loud. Or 'lol' as we know it today. I didn't laugh until I cried so I can't legally use: 😂.

    • @commanderboreal1343
      @commanderboreal1343 4 роки тому +5

      I thought he grabbed a cactus at first😭

    • @tomfordgunningham465
      @tomfordgunningham465 4 роки тому +1

      Yep

  • @woodsy5081
    @woodsy5081 2 роки тому +451

    One of the most unexpected crossovers ever. Matt Lucas on a geography channel

  • @bk44228
    @bk44228 4 роки тому +2901

    The Matt Lucas part was hilarious. Absolutely none of us in Hounslow actually LIKE being in Hounslow at all hahaha

    • @wintrwunderland
      @wintrwunderland 4 роки тому +286

      nobody:
      literally nobody:
      Heathrow at 5am: haha plane go bzzzrt

    • @nimvisuals8651
      @nimvisuals8651 4 роки тому +9

      Hahaha facts

    • @patrickovsiu
      @patrickovsiu 4 роки тому +72

      @@wintrwunderland Exactly why he had to say "Death to Hillingdon!"

    • @grantosgroover6556
      @grantosgroover6556 3 роки тому +71

      London, the same population figure as Switzerland I believe Jay said. Switzerland is where Phil Collins resides. Coincidentally Phil is originally from Hounslow.
      Guess he didn't like it either.

    • @dr.breadsticks6172
      @dr.breadsticks6172 3 роки тому +13

      Dk about you but imo hounslow is the best borough by far, i can tell when i leave because my mood immediately drops

  • @IlikeClubPenguinLOAD
    @IlikeClubPenguinLOAD 4 роки тому +5400

    Mad respect to the Esperanto captioner. Dude localised the 'boroughs rhyme' so that it rhymed and had the rhythm of the original English one. Props to the guy 👏

    • @ValueNetwork
      @ValueNetwork 4 роки тому +390

      RIP community captions

    • @Me-md7kx
      @Me-md7kx 4 роки тому +94

      How is he so creative with random nerdy facts.

    • @Jayden3649
      @Jayden3649 4 роки тому +14

      @@ValueNetwork rip

    • @keshavvats9979
      @keshavvats9979 4 роки тому +221

      also mad respect for him but who on earth is still talking Esperanto

    • @JudyCZ
      @JudyCZ 4 роки тому +145

      @@keshavvats9979 Who on earth has ever... Still mad respect, though.

  • @LadyAhro
    @LadyAhro 4 роки тому +314

    "Stolen from the BBC"
    Truly amazing
    And actually getting Matt Lucas involved? Damn.

    • @losangelesnefastvs
      @losangelesnefastvs 4 роки тому +6

      88 Lines About 44 Boroughs
      and yeah... I shat myself at the Matt Lucas cameo.

  • @kostephan9442
    @kostephan9442 2 місяці тому +7

    I feel like such an idiot for being so late to this channel but you are fast becoming my favourite thing on UA-cam. The intro makes me feel like I’m in the early 2000s watching a show meant for kids but loved by adults on the BBC and as a Londoner who’s quickly growing to hate the place you’ve made me find something beautiful here again. Thank you

  • @bom1924
    @bom1924 4 роки тому +1781

    "river river river leaf,
    Text with website underneath,
    Foxes head with eagle's palms,
    Lots of boring coats of arms,
    Flower tree, tree, tree,
    Stolen from the BBC,
    Very nintys,
    Round and bold,
    Painted by a five year old,
    Flappy triangles appeal,
    Happy crown and water wheel,
    Circle, skyline, painty, lame,
    Looks like someone signed their name,
    Swirly B and swishy N,
    Boring coats of arms again,
    Eight blobs no one understands,
    That completes the... Oh it's hands!"
    🎵🎶🎵

    • @alexandret6962
      @alexandret6962 4 роки тому +48

      Recite along with the time code 2:28

    • @LongPeter
      @LongPeter 4 роки тому +21

      Bless you my child.

    • @1moretake51
      @1moretake51 4 роки тому +57

      🎶🎵WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE! IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLD’S BEEN TURNING!🎵🎶

    • @m.azraqudratullah8620
      @m.azraqudratullah8620 4 роки тому +8

      Look, i know you didn't copied someone with this comment, but i will only say that there are already a lot of people who commented the lyrics. But it's fine. Because you know what? The old lyrics is buried within this comment pile

    • @festivitycat
      @festivitycat 4 роки тому +2

      nintys

  • @hansmarana6617
    @hansmarana6617 4 роки тому +3953

    Honestly how this man hasn’t been given a BBC program I’ve no idea...

    • @nightwatchmd
      @nightwatchmd 4 роки тому +159

      @Quanchy Plimp But BBC screwed it up. By taking away Jay's editing and scripting they made it rather boring and meh. Watch it again and you can see s stark contrast between the video in your link and Jay's usual videos. Too bad because I think as well that he should get a TV show. And I'm not even from UK...

    • @fiverZ
      @fiverZ 4 роки тому +85

      He already has own UA-cam channel. Why go to the legacy media?

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 4 роки тому +5

      Because BBC is communist propaganda and a piece of shite

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard 4 роки тому +27

      @@fiverZ There isn't a reason and if there is then there shouldn't be. I'll admit the BBC has made and still makes some excellent content but then the same can be said about other major broadcasters. Non the less for the most part they're all still complete shite.

    • @BoraMarkovic
      @BoraMarkovic 4 роки тому +13

      He can make much much more from UA-cam than a salary from BBC.

  • @Blubatt
    @Blubatt 3 роки тому +8452

    Fun Fact: That wasn't scripted. Matt Lucas really loves Hounslow, and ranted about Ealing for 20 minutes when he saw Jay filming.

    • @creamy817
      @creamy817 3 роки тому +31

      haha fr??????

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 3 роки тому +274

      @@creamy817 I reckon that this is a joke.

    • @ComradeCatpurrnicus
      @ComradeCatpurrnicus 3 роки тому +200

      That cameo was amazing lol

    • @Jalais
      @Jalais 3 роки тому +469

      @@creamy817 Are you asking if Matt Lucas walks around everyday with a 'Hounslow means Hounslow' shirt underneath? Yes.

    • @CortexNewsService
      @CortexNewsService 3 роки тому +118

      I'm just happy to have confirmation that was Matt Lucas.

  • @fredh1720
    @fredh1720 3 роки тому +382

    That cycle lane change alone is terrifying enough to warrant them being changed...

  • @Figureight
    @Figureight 4 роки тому +6433

    Didn't expect the Matt Lucas cameo

    • @leonardochapman4736
      @leonardochapman4736 4 роки тому +322

      @niduoe stre shut up. Matt Lucas is great

    • @ClarinoI
      @ClarinoI 4 роки тому +194

      NObody expects the Matt Lucas cameo!
      His chief weapon is surprise!

    • @CultOfAlan
      @CultOfAlan 4 роки тому +181

      @@ClarinoI His chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... His two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... His *three* weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to Hounslow.... His *four*...no... *Amongst* his weapons.... Amongst his weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

    • @harrisonbates559
      @harrisonbates559 4 роки тому +42

      This is why I came to the comments lol

    • @safetyfirst5917
      @safetyfirst5917 4 роки тому +15

      Didn't expect a figureight comment cameo

  • @vidblogger12
    @vidblogger12 4 роки тому +472

    8:43
    I love how it’s just “North”, “South”, and “Harrow”.

    • @a.j.c.908
      @a.j.c.908 4 роки тому

      what's wrong with Harrow?

    • @rehehehehehehehehehe
      @rehehehehehehehehehe 4 роки тому +26

      A.J.C. He’s Saying That Harrow Will Be A Borough Forever

    • @a.j.c.908
      @a.j.c.908 4 роки тому

      @@rehehehehehehehehehe But what's especial about that borough?

    • @vidblogger12
      @vidblogger12 4 роки тому +36

      @@a.j.c.908
      It survived the last round of borough redistribution. See his previous video.

    • @NumismatixCoins
      @NumismatixCoins 4 роки тому +5

      Shout out to Harrow!

  • @EuanBCFC
    @EuanBCFC 4 роки тому +2281

    Ok but can we talk about Matt Lucas and his unrivalled love of Hounslow

    • @peetreecpu
      @peetreecpu 4 роки тому +49

      This coming just after binging Little Britain on Netflix!!!

    • @slitor
      @slitor 4 роки тому +9

      I KNOW RIGHT!

    • @seancooper4058
      @seancooper4058 4 роки тому +41

      @@Thebigdog_1984 Ok DVD salesman I'll definitely keep all that in mind

    • @chulz1080
      @chulz1080 4 роки тому +26

      @@Thebigdog_1984 You must be fun at parties

    • @supercakefish
      @supercakefish 4 роки тому +13

      Let's not pretend that DVDs also don't have disadvantages. They take up a lot of physical space if you have a large collection, they're not as convenient as streaming and they're not HD quality. Both physical and digital media formats have their own advantages and disadvantages, there's no 'right' and 'wrong' way to watch your favourite content, it's all personal preference.

  • @Maxillz
    @Maxillz 2 роки тому +162

    I sent an email to the council at 3am complaining about the street light shining in my window. Before I woke up that morning they had already come and fixed it. Don't think you'd get that service in many other places than Richmond.

    • @DrippyPootis
      @DrippyPootis Місяць тому

      That's pretty awesome.

    • @und4ad213
      @und4ad213 Місяць тому

      Is this a joke about how, since it became the morning, the lights were turned off already, hence it wasn't actually the swift action of your council, or an actual accounting of events that happened. I'm not too sure.

    • @Maxillz
      @Maxillz Місяць тому

      @und4ad213 haha no, they actually came! I woke up from some noise and looked out the window and I saw them packing up.

    • @und4ad213
      @und4ad213 Місяць тому +1

      @@Maxillz Wow no way, fair enough to your council - might be the quickest action they've taken for anyone... ever! Would've been quite funny if it was the joke I said though, tbf.

  • @gmet12915
    @gmet12915 4 роки тому +3619

    Jay seems to have done quite a bit of research on font types.

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou 4 роки тому +59

      I can follow PBS Spacetime, but this went over my head.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому +1

      HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening gm

    • @najrenchelf2751
      @najrenchelf2751 4 роки тому +13

      gmYT91, I mean... not surprising with this episode being sponsored by Skillshare! 😂

    • @verirrteskamel
      @verirrteskamel 4 роки тому +44

      @@AxxLAfriku what

    • @NuclearTopSpot
      @NuclearTopSpot 4 роки тому +1

      There's nothing like yeeting your meeting to a nice Antiqua or barely serifed Joanna. Mmmm yeah

  • @SteveXP
    @SteveXP 4 роки тому +1278

    The boroughs logo rhyme is now my second favourite thing after “The nations of the world" by Yakko Warner

    • @Chris08TT
      @Chris08TT 4 роки тому +9

      You dude are awesome,, used sing that song in high school to see where the fans of the show where around me! Certain lyrics.....ITALY TURKEY AND GREECE.

    • @genius11433
      @genius11433 4 роки тому +20

      Timestamp: 2:28

    • @TheHunted117
      @TheHunted117 4 роки тому +5

      If you like the original version look up the Count Dankula version of nations of the world it’s great

    • @campkira
      @campkira 4 роки тому

      most people only care is how much the local tax... good school... benefit... and anything disgusting nearby...

    • @stansmathhacks7028
      @stansmathhacks7028 4 роки тому +3

      Horrible Histories Kings and Queens song.

  • @flytrapYTP
    @flytrapYTP 4 роки тому +567

    I personally think it would be hilarious if someone started building an illegal house at the Croydon Merton Sutton border just to see if the boroughs would react.

    • @willwallacetree
      @willwallacetree 4 роки тому +87

      A house on a big bracket that can be rotated around the tripoint....

    • @Jablicek
      @Jablicek 4 роки тому +23

      Yer on.
      Don't know any builders, do you?

    • @logy7
      @logy7 4 роки тому +56

      I was just thinking that!
      "None of you wanted to claim responsibility over the space, so none of you get to tax it."

    • @activeone
      @activeone 4 роки тому +2

      I was literally just thinking that too!

    • @flytrapYTP
      @flytrapYTP 4 роки тому +4

      @Miam Miam Lmao. Welp, at least you got some spotlight :D

  • @NoobAdventuresGaming
    @NoobAdventuresGaming Рік тому +83

    Honestly how there isn’t a United London Utilities Services that unites all the different bins, street works etc to one organisation across all boroughs is mind blowing.

    • @Bruh-zx2mc
      @Bruh-zx2mc 8 місяців тому +6

      The boroughs exist in the first place to avoid the hassle of organising the entirety of Greater London under one pipeline.

  • @ja-vishaara
    @ja-vishaara 4 роки тому +3202

    Proper division of London:
    0. City of London
    1. North
    2. South
    3. Harrow

    • @Animatedhummus
      @Animatedhummus 4 роки тому +129

      No one wants Harrow for a good reason

    • @chrisobrien6249
      @chrisobrien6249 4 роки тому +9

      @@Animatedhummus why?????

    • @chrishanlon02
      @chrishanlon02 4 роки тому +2

      You mean the landbof the posho

    • @monsieurboks
      @monsieurboks 4 роки тому +53

      West vs East is probably more meaningful than North vs South tbh

    • @hoppyhops9053
      @hoppyhops9053 4 роки тому +75

      @@chrisobrien6249 Cause it's so boring there... but having said that somebody else mentioned the reason Jay made it like that being Harrow never changed borders during mergers in 1965 so pretty clever

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 4 роки тому +412

    I lost my arm to a game of “Wrong Bin” years ago when I tried to recycle a yoghurt pot in Bromley

    • @abigailos5210
      @abigailos5210 4 роки тому +14

      my neighbour ripped off my arm when calling me out for not recycling an ice cream tub in kingston

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 4 роки тому +17

      Mine was cut off as I fly-tipped my middle-aged men somewhere in Brixton.

    • @DEATHBYFIRE09
      @DEATHBYFIRE09 4 роки тому +5

      @@TheSmart-CasualGamer I wouldn't mind recycling my middle aged men, but my neighbour fills up his bins with 4 or 5 of them, and dumps the rest of his recycling into my bin. Its all very irritating come bin day.

  • @asafvirin2181
    @asafvirin2181 4 роки тому +1159

    Imagine looking at a street sign and being like: "that's comic sans with rounded tips on the extended ball bearings; we must be in totteridge"

  • @krissmgvlogs
    @krissmgvlogs 2 роки тому +587

    I used to work for the GLC in County Hall. Started a couple of years before abolition. I loved that big old building. It was HUGE. Do you know it had (maybe still has) underground tunnels. And the staff canteen was ginormous! I also met Ken Livingstone a couple times. Lovely memories.

    • @Coolsomeone234
      @Coolsomeone234 2 роки тому +18

      I swear every city has secret underground tunnels

    • @sprucemaroose
      @sprucemaroose 2 роки тому +17

      @@Coolsomeone234 do the cities of the mole people have secret overground tunnels?

    • @florencedelves7409
      @florencedelves7409 2 роки тому +1

      @@sprucemaroose Maybe 🤔

    • @Freedmoon44
      @Freedmoon44 2 роки тому +2

      @@sprucemaroose more like secret surface roads but yea

    • @zahid1909
      @zahid1909 2 роки тому +5

      Is that tunnel now converted into an aquarium?

  • @GelidGanef
    @GelidGanef 4 роки тому +4329

    The punchline to that "wrong bin!" bit was pretty disarming.

  • @rubiesncreme
    @rubiesncreme 4 роки тому +965

    I know "fly tipping" is British for "illegal garbage dumping", but it just sounds like a pastime for a drunk person with incredible, Mr. Miyagi-like dexterity, pushing over resting houseflies.

    • @enochpowelghost
      @enochpowelghost 4 роки тому +43

      I though fly tipping was telling flies where spiders webs were?.

    • @brandonmartin-moore5302
      @brandonmartin-moore5302 4 роки тому +16

      @@enochpowelghost No, that's the job of another animal... The Mole.

    • @joseangelmonterroza9364
      @joseangelmonterroza9364 4 роки тому +14

      i tought it was giving a penny to a fly, congratulating it's good job.

    • @alexander-kirk
      @alexander-kirk 4 роки тому +1

      Oh, I didn't know that was what he was saying!

    • @enochpowelghost
      @enochpowelghost 4 роки тому +1

      @@brandonmartin-moore5302 I hate moles ! i woke up thinking i need a big dump, only to find a mole living up me hole.

  • @rickpolar
    @rickpolar 4 роки тому +1860

    These scripts are SO well written and presented. They could literally be talking about anything in this format and I would be interested and entertained and left wanting more of this amazing duo

  • @BadgerOff32
    @BadgerOff32 2 роки тому +70

    I'll say this for Jay Foreman adverts, they certainly stick in your head! Nearly 2 years after this video came out, I'll still randomly say just "lovely Skillshare" in different accents every now and then! That's what I call some good advertising lol.

  • @laurafergs88
    @laurafergs88 4 роки тому +687

    As a former graphic designer and now urban planner I TRULY appreciated the typeface analysis of the borough signs and all the shitty infrastructure inconsistencies between borough.

    • @Daniel-jv1ku
      @Daniel-jv1ku 2 роки тому +15

      Ikr! Why can't London get back to an elegant public realm (and architecture) that creates a sense of place and, at the very least, is compatible with its historic character? One thing that ticks me off is the utilitarian street lights that are replacing the decorative ones (such as the Victorian pedestrian light).

    • @MCAndyT
      @MCAndyT 2 роки тому +1

      +1

  • @Laughterhouse5
    @Laughterhouse5 4 роки тому +930

    *HOUNSLOW MEANS HOUNSLOW*

    • @patricknorman5879
      @patricknorman5879 4 роки тому +2

      Big up Ealing

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 4 роки тому +101

      Hounslow for the Hounslowians, Death to Ealing, Death to Hillingdon!

    • @petesperandio
      @petesperandio 4 роки тому +25

      DEATH TO EALING!!!

    • @adamgill
      @adamgill 4 роки тому +3

      Let's raise a people's army and seize control of the state!

    • @omegonchris
      @omegonchris 4 роки тому +11

      @@adamgill Yeah, but do we want to seize control of Hounslow? I mean look at it

  • @lionmax3452
    @lionmax3452 4 роки тому +1518

    Jay is the only one who is able to make advertisements in a funny way

    • @fritzschumacher9882
      @fritzschumacher9882 4 роки тому +18

      I would by any product (ANY PRODUCT!) if it had been advertised by jay foreman

    • @trentn1127
      @trentn1127 4 роки тому +21

      Internet Historian who you may like if you enjoy Jay's content and learning about virtual bullshit, also makes amazing ads.

    • @nicholaswoollhead6830
      @nicholaswoollhead6830 4 роки тому +17

      Lindybeige (history-talking British person) is also consistently funny with the ads, I think British humor is more fit for making dumb things like ads funny.

    • @Nudelllsuppe
      @Nudelllsuppe 4 роки тому +1

      In german UA-cam we have HandOfBlood

    • @tgg1217
      @tgg1217 4 роки тому +1

      Salvia Eric 👌

  • @thisrandomdude2880
    @thisrandomdude2880 3 роки тому +109

    You could have just said "it was Thatcher's fault... again" and practically 3/4 of the world's population would have understood the problem.

    • @Itgetsbetterofficial
      @Itgetsbetterofficial Рік тому

      Sounds like the GLC was gambling picking a pointless fight with the govt and lost more than they realized they'd put on the table.

    • @jeromefitzroy
      @jeromefitzroy 6 місяців тому +10

      The witch is dead but her disasters are still haunting the nation

    • @suursuits7637
      @suursuits7637 5 місяців тому +8

      ​@@jeromefitzroyshe truly was the Ronald Reagan of the uk

  • @Shekel-Shoveler
    @Shekel-Shoveler 4 роки тому +897

    Was that Matt Lucas? How’d you get a hold of the world’s biggest jelly baby?!

    • @pk3ndl3r
      @pk3ndl3r 4 роки тому +250

      We asked him very very nicely and he said yes

    • @killjoy_ao4653
      @killjoy_ao4653 4 роки тому +52

      so that's where nardole went

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 4 роки тому +23

      Mind you, he could've still said, "Computer says no"...
      Oh no wait, that's the other guy.

    • @jpwright
      @jpwright 4 роки тому +2

      Toby Weeks himself.

    • @Nabend1402
      @Nabend1402 4 роки тому +5

      @@pk3ndl3r That is definitely preferable to abducting one of his loved ones and mailing him body parts until he agrees to cooperate. Well done.

  • @nsahandler
    @nsahandler 4 роки тому +429

    "We've all got a little thyme on our hands nowadays,"
    *close phone*
    That's it. That's the best punchline I'll hear today.

    • @highpath4776
      @highpath4776 4 роки тому

      Well we cannot travel to basel at present.

  • @redpandacoding
    @redpandacoding 4 роки тому +116

    "As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted" is one of the most british things. Well, right after the entire story of the City of London.

  • @sophiebannan4677
    @sophiebannan4677 2 роки тому +34

    I'm an Aussie nursing student with assessments due and its almost midnight and I'm very comfortably procrastinating by watching these highly irrelevant-to-me videos with vague fascination so...keep it up :D

    • @dougimmel
      @dougimmel 2 роки тому +2

      Same but opposite. US, not Aussie, should be fixing the house, but not, still procrastinating, loving it...in London soon, so highly-relevant-to-me, GREAT use of time ! Keep it up, indeed. :D

  • @beijing_duck6861
    @beijing_duck6861 4 роки тому +1688

    They didn’t even call Matt Lucas they just found him on the high street

  • @germansnowman
    @germansnowman 4 роки тому +1188

    Typographical correction: Tower Hamlets does not use a variant of Times New Roman but of Goudy, which is a respectable and quite beautiful (if not quirky) typeface from around 1919. I agree that the kerning on the street signs is abysmal.

    • @mjears
      @mjears 4 роки тому +39

      Good eye. I think this one is in fact Goudy Catalog, which was a redraw by Morris Fuller Benton (Matthew Carter described as “arguably better than the original”).

    • @germansnowman
      @germansnowman 4 роки тому +21

      @@mjears Thanks! I grew up in a printshop and spent many years in design and prepress :) I was not aware of Goudy Catalog, however. Good to know!

    • @hadorstapa
      @hadorstapa 3 роки тому +6

      This is a wonderful thread

    • @swiftlymurmurs
      @swiftlymurmurs 3 роки тому +21

      Sometimes I lie awake at night wondering if humanity is spiralling into inevitable doom and culture is dying a slow and horrible death. Then, I remember there's an honest-to-goodness typeface font fandom, and I know everything is alright after all

    • @germansnowman
      @germansnowman 3 роки тому +12

      @@swiftlymurmurs Not to forget the very niche group of people who actually still design and produce typefaces! :)

  • @book2316
    @book2316 4 роки тому +352

    This guy is so talented, I can't believe he hasn't done a documentary for the BBC 2 or BBC 4 yet! It is outrageous!

    • @zoesaverage
      @zoesaverage 4 роки тому +26

      He has! It's on UA-cam!

    • @jmusic2024
      @jmusic2024 4 роки тому +1

      I would not have a chance to see it on BBC. Not watching tv like many...

    • @Vixen1525
      @Vixen1525 2 роки тому

      @@zoesaverage How is the documentary called?

    • @waynemarvin5661
      @waynemarvin5661 2 роки тому

      @@Vixen1525 In a high-pitched whine.

  • @ChichillasGM
    @ChichillasGM 3 роки тому +44

    As a Westminster resident I was proud that our street signs were called out as the best, they are clear and iconic indeed!
    It blew my mind at the end the fact that the London Eye has as many capsules as boroughs there are 🤯

    • @TalesOfWar
      @TalesOfWar 3 роки тому +7

      I wonder if that was entirely coincidence or actually on purpose?

  • @gavinvales8928
    @gavinvales8928 4 роки тому +127

    Just having a celebrity like matt in this video makes me even more reminiscent of older tv documentaries, from like the 80s/90s and early 2000s. i love your film style.
    and you even added that annoying stripy thing that always comes on my tv

  • @SyntheticParanoia
    @SyntheticParanoia 4 роки тому +1443

    "We all got thyme on our hands" got me laughing till the middle of the next video on auto-play :D

  • @nathanw9770
    @nathanw9770 4 роки тому +490

    Literally anyone: Tries to make transport improvements in Kensington & Chelsea
    Kensington and Chelsea: "I don't think you have the facilities for that big man"

  • @Jalais
    @Jalais 3 роки тому +18

    The deepest cut I've had rewatching this is the random bystander on the left being absolutely deadpan during Matt Lucas's "Death to Ealing! Death to Hillingdon!" rant. 🤣😂

  • @mcduffchannel
    @mcduffchannel 4 роки тому +157

    As a resident in Canberra Australia, and no business at all in London, I find your London series videos fascinating, I've watch the entire thing serveral times! Also Matt Lucas, noice.

    • @campbell953
      @campbell953 4 роки тому +2

      As a Melburnian, I too, thoroughly enjoy this series. Fascinating.

    • @TheWolfHowling
      @TheWolfHowling 4 роки тому +2

      Same. I have no idea why I find Jay's Unfinished London series so interesting when that info is basically useless living in Christchurch, NZ. Unless maybe I take up quizzing and even then I seriously doubt it

    • @schnozz87
      @schnozz87 4 роки тому +1

      Please do visit London sometime if you haven't already. You will love our indifference to everything and general miserable demeanour. But we drink lots, so there's that...

    • @elLooto
      @elLooto 4 роки тому

      I love Canberras ring road system, and its inherent rule of "If you can see the place youre trying to go to, youre not going there"

  • @sksfenomeno
    @sksfenomeno 4 роки тому +1548

    Matt Lucas repping my Borough. We've made it, boys.

    • @admiralcasual2762
      @admiralcasual2762 3 роки тому +16

      Hecc yeah

    • @fly89
      @fly89 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😋😂😂 thanks for the laugh mate

  • @joec4387
    @joec4387 4 роки тому +133

    "We've all got thyme on our hands nowadays" may just be the greatest dad joke of 2020

    • @Katerspacedopwater
      @Katerspacedopwater 4 роки тому

      Wow i didn't get that at all i thought their hands were covered in... Splinters? Lol

  • @FouiAnimations
    @FouiAnimations 6 місяців тому +4

    8:41 I love how Harrow is the only one staying the same because he was the only borough that didn't change in 1965 when London got new boroughs. Nice touch ! :D

    • @JayForeman
      @JayForeman  6 місяців тому +1

      Well spotted!! 🏆

  • @ascendancy425
    @ascendancy425 4 роки тому +770

    "The 'sort of' Labour leader, Tony Blair...."
    Brilliant.

    • @ethanmurray5001
      @ethanmurray5001 4 роки тому +7

      Care explaining for a yank?

    • @camerontjoe5535
      @camerontjoe5535 4 роки тому +69

      Ethan Murray Tony Blair wasn’t traditionally Labour (ie. trade union loving, socialist, nationalising, etc.). He propounded New Labour which was essentially Labour-lite which was more centrist than anything. Say what you will, he was the first Labour PM to lead a 3 term Labour government

    • @TheTrainFan9
      @TheTrainFan9 4 роки тому +4

      @@camerontjoe5535 So do English people look back fondly on Blair? I have a cousin that lived in London during the Blair administration, and he said that a lot of people were rather down on him.

    • @MyDan124
      @MyDan124 4 роки тому +52

      @@TheTrainFan9 traditional Labour supporters don't like him for being too right wing, Conservatives don't like him for being too left wing

    • @Grimfang999
      @Grimfang999 4 роки тому +82

      @@TheTrainFan9 people look down heavily on Blair. He is considered a warmonger who continued the economic legacy of Thatcher of privatisation and deregulation, just with a softer edge.
      He was "centrist" in the way of being "socially left, economic right" which anyone worth their political salt know its just the right wing but they don't mind if you're gay.

  • @miki_cz
    @miki_cz 4 роки тому +417

    Oh look Matt Lucas!

    • @gevmage
      @gevmage 4 роки тому +15

      I'd been looking for the comedian with the cameo. Yeah; that was pretty funny.

    • @teej008
      @teej008 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @gaiuscaligula2229
      @gaiuscaligula2229 4 роки тому +15

      That's not Matt Lucas, a common mistake made by the novice, it is actually Latt Mucas.

    • @UmarWazir
      @UmarWazir 4 роки тому

      He seems well...

    • @harrisons62
      @harrisons62 4 роки тому

      @@gaiuscaligula2229 the biggest back

  • @AlexVorstermans
    @AlexVorstermans 4 роки тому +679

    Ah yes the three most ideal counties of London
    North
    South
    Harrow

    • @sneezecat8433
      @sneezecat8433 4 роки тому +9

      Alexander Vorstermans why does he have it out for Harrow

    • @jannovotny4797
      @jannovotny4797 4 роки тому +56

      @@sneezecat8433 Because in 1965, Harrow was the only borough, that was unchanged.

    • @DAFPvnk
      @DAFPvnk 4 роки тому +7

      @@jannovotny4797 also Harrow is pretty crud

    • @AcedVidz
      @AcedVidz 4 роки тому +17

      @@DAFPvnk death to all but Harrow, the one true Borough

    • @LaurenceGill2000
      @LaurenceGill2000 4 роки тому +8

      @@sneezecat8433 Jay is actually from Harrow

  • @bertbergers9171
    @bertbergers9171 Рік тому +15

    The logo poem/rhyme piece was briliant and funny to bits. Thank you for the entertainment! (whilst learning)
    Great channel you have!

  • @conormurphy4328
    @conormurphy4328 4 роки тому +871

    Croydon: *only gets mentioned in reference to fly tipping*
    Me: “yep, that’s home”

    • @leojames2237
      @leojames2237 4 роки тому +4

      Conor Murphy it’s definitely home if it’s referenced only for fly tipping

    • @lozzy8465
      @lozzy8465 4 роки тому +10

      Conor Murphy got to love living in Croydon

    • @peterdavy6110
      @peterdavy6110 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah but it's got pride. Biggest town in the UK (everywhere bigger's a city).

    • @samharradence5689
      @samharradence5689 4 роки тому +1

      Hey that’s my home too!

    • @CaptainBango
      @CaptainBango 4 роки тому +2

      Are you part of the Croydon Bullingdon?

  • @ozzX92
    @ozzX92 4 роки тому +191

    "we all got tyme on our hands"
    I love your ads lol.

  • @pseudoNAME1979
    @pseudoNAME1979 4 роки тому +485

    Jay, I didn't realise you were such a font connoisseur!

    • @MotorsportsRS
      @MotorsportsRS 4 роки тому +8

      How did you comment 21 hours ago when this video was just uploaded a few seconds ago?

    • @manuelbonet
      @manuelbonet 4 роки тому +12

      @@MotorsportsRS Patreon supporters probably get early access to videos

    • @MotorsportsRS
      @MotorsportsRS 4 роки тому

      @@manuelbonet ah ok

    • @tentringer4065
      @tentringer4065 4 роки тому +14

      I'm a font student, so I'm still k e rn in g.

    • @GigglingChinchilla
      @GigglingChinchilla 4 роки тому +1

      He learned it on Skillshare.

  • @shocktrooper2152
    @shocktrooper2152 10 місяців тому +3

    I've just realised that the music in the background at 5:55 is from Jay's song "skin sofa" and I will never be able to see this video the same way again.

  • @Arbrax
    @Arbrax 4 роки тому +107

    Matt Lucas shouting "Hounslow means Hounslow" made my day

    • @rtwfreak2012
      @rtwfreak2012 4 роки тому +10

      Hands down the best part of the video.
      DEATH TO HILLINGTON!

    • @MattGoshert
      @MattGoshert 4 роки тому

      Haha I was like wait a minute that guy was from Dr Who. Or a Geoff Marshall video, but I'm pretty sure it was Dr Who! (I've been inside so long I'm confusing my bits of English culture I enjoy)

  • @keksentdecker
    @keksentdecker 4 роки тому +154

    The long term Consistency of this man is astonishing

    • @_JohnDoe
      @_JohnDoe 4 роки тому

      What do you mean?

    • @Syfoll
      @Syfoll 4 роки тому +7

      @@_JohnDoe That his content has been great for almost 10 years

    • @DJShadesUK
      @DJShadesUK 4 роки тому +1

      I'm not so sure... we've had two videos from Jay *in the same year* now, thats pretty inconsistent for the channel. 🤣

    • @justamanchimp
      @justamanchimp 4 роки тому +1

      @@DJShadesUK But he means consistency in the quality of his work, that's the astonishing part.

    • @DJShadesUK
      @DJShadesUK 4 роки тому

      @@justamanchimp I know. I was just messing.

  • @makelisanotwar
    @makelisanotwar 4 роки тому +1649

    As a Dutch person living in Acton, I angrily shake my fist at Kensington and Chelsea for keeping us from the bicycle utopia we dream of.

    • @simonh6371
      @simonh6371 4 роки тому +83

      I'm a British person living in Acton, who lived 11 years in NL. Now I understand why the bike lanes suddenly disappear although tbh on my daily routes there are zero bike lanes, except for a painted bit on the Uxbridge road which is used to park cars so is virtually unusable. I wish our urban planning here was in the hands of the Dutch.

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 4 роки тому +29

      @@simonh6371 with a city like London we would do the same as with our Dutch big cities and just lock them off for cars in total or make it insane difficult for them to drive in to a area (or out of it) then all roads are bike lanes or roads (excl. some time for delivery to shops between 8 and 11 am)

    • @simonh6371
      @simonh6371 4 роки тому +13

      @@sirBrouwer I would love to do that but the mentality and physical condition of people here is such that this wouldn't be possible unless each and every person in London were sent on a boot camp lasting months where they were re-educated to be more socially cohesive and trained to be physically fit, even then I don't think it would work. 25% of people in the UK are disabled one way or another. Many more who are not disabled are obese i.e. very overweight. People here are jalso too attached to their cars as a kind of status symbol. Weirdly you will see people living in small flats driving large SUVs, who dress like junkies lol.

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 4 роки тому +10

      @@simonh6371 it took us also years and years to get to the level we are now. that is the thing it has to grow and grow. so that the now younger generations grow up with the new situation as being normal.

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 4 роки тому

      @Carcantos Cartinho just give them a big huge (when allowed again. who knows it might actually work).

  • @kathrynronnenberg1688
    @kathrynronnenberg1688 2 роки тому +26

    Totally loved the street sign font geek rant. And the logo poem!

  • @fleetwoodcraic4235
    @fleetwoodcraic4235 4 роки тому +123

    2 episodes in one 2 months?!
    You’re spoiling us this year!

    • @jadeforeman131
      @jadeforeman131 4 роки тому +4

      I think it’s 32 days.

    • @nitehawk86
      @nitehawk86 4 роки тому +2

      @@jadeforeman131 *32!!!*

    • @kwamkproductions
      @kwamkproductions 4 роки тому

      @@jadeforeman131 it'll never happen again😂

    • @jadeforeman131
      @jadeforeman131 4 роки тому

      Pretty sure all the map men episodes went out within a month of each other last year.

  • @juanalbertovargasmesen2509
    @juanalbertovargasmesen2509 4 роки тому +134

    Hmmm, grass?... splinters?... what's going on, where is this goi... "We've all got thyme on our hands nowadays..."
    I swear I'll watch every sponsorship of yours till the day I die.

    • @krissp8712
      @krissp8712 4 роки тому +2

      I thought those were random numbers but no... It's literally the herb. I should turn up the brightness on my phone!

  • @terezar880
    @terezar880 4 роки тому +292

    But is Matt Lucas actually from Hounslow, that's the real question here

    • @CaseyJonesNumber1
      @CaseyJonesNumber1 4 роки тому +11

      No, he's not. Maybe he lives within the borough? Would have to be Chiswick if anywhere, but I doubt it all the same.

    • @AdityaJaokar
      @AdityaJaokar 4 роки тому +10

      No, he was born in Paddington and educated in Stanmore and Elstree.

    • @thequeenofspades
      @thequeenofspades 4 роки тому +53

      @@AdityaJaokar But made in the Royal Navy

    • @jasper24601
      @jasper24601 4 роки тому +1

      Could have sworn he was educated in Bristol

    • @hisspopfizz
      @hisspopfizz 4 роки тому +2

      I don't care where he's from it's still really good advising for Hounslow (not *all* of us are drug dealers)

  • @TheDude13438
    @TheDude13438 2 місяці тому +2

    0:38
    Jay didn't even need to click the tweet button with his fingers. He simply used his deathly stare to click it instead.

  • @ccityplanner1217
    @ccityplanner1217 4 роки тому +514

    The problem is not a London one. Only a tiny handful of local authorities are up to the job of running their respective boroughs or counties. The vanity that characterises them is shocking. One of the worst is Medway Council in Kent, to whom vanity is second nature. When you arrive by train, the first thing that you see is a sign with the council logo saying "Medway Council welcomes you to Strood/Rochester/Chatham/Gillingham. No tourist gives a damn that the local bureaucrats identify themselves through a graphic of a wavy line, but said bureaucrats in their ivory towers think otherwise. A few years ago the council decided to replace every single traffic light they were in charge of, even ones which were only 2 years old. Then there's the time when they accidentally lost city status due to a technicality & didn't realise for 4 years. The humiliating incompetence of Medway Council knows no bounds & puts even the worst London borough to shame.
    By contrast, Nottingham's council is one of the few whose subjects can say they are proud of their municipality with a straight face. It oversees a tram system considered one of the most successful in western Europe for its size. There is a gated community in the centre of Nottingham called the Park, & the roads aren't noticeably smoother or cleaner in the privately-run area than outside. It has a brand just like any other council, but visitors remember this council for how different it is, not because it endeavours to be remembered through brute force.
    Fundamentally, the problem is one of attitude, but we are in a catch-22 situation in which each attitude must change for the other one to change. The public must change its attitude towards local government. Turnout at local elections stands at just over half that for general elections. Richmond is the only London borough with local election turnout of over 50%.
    There is a reason, though, that no-one takes local government seriously, & that is because it is a complete farce that cannot expect to be taken seriously. Local government does not see itself as the servant of its residents, but as some sort of feudal lord, only in the form of a public body & not an individual man. On a recent trip to Norwich, I went into the town hall. It was full of signs encouraging people who work there to challenge anyone not wearing an ID lanyard. This contrasts sharply with Copenhagen city hall, where on a visit last year I had the freedom to explore as I pleased & admire the architecture without being stopped by a security guard. A local authority has neither need nor warrant for such arrogance. It should be subservient to those whose needs it exists to serve. In the worst of vicious cycles, our councils act as if no-one is watching. They do nothing credible, so nobody watches.

    • @bruhmoment7546
      @bruhmoment7546 4 роки тому +29

      I think one thing that we should give the Greater London Council rights to overrule decisions made by the boroughs if necessary. This would allow London to move much quicker and remove beurocratic friction.

    • @coxson
      @coxson 4 роки тому +1

      Hear, hear!

    • @TheAmazingMooCow
      @TheAmazingMooCow 4 роки тому +4

      I can only speak for Labour councillors, but by and large they're some of the worst people in the whole party. Stuck-up, useless, and often more right-wing than some Tories

    • @daroldcarold3443
      @daroldcarold3443 4 роки тому

      I couldn’t be bothered less

    • @hecticfreeze
      @hecticfreeze 4 роки тому +9

      @@TheAmazingMooCow Strange I've had the complete opposite experience. In my area the Labour councillors have been brilliant, and they openly talk shit about the state of their national party. The lib dems and Tories on the other hand have sat and twiddled their thumbs whilst licking the arse of those above them. I imagine this varies massively around the country.
      As always with local politics, vote for the person not the party. I dont care what colour badge you wear if you can get things done in the local area

  • @scottwarwick7514
    @scottwarwick7514 4 роки тому +2415

    Londoner to an American tourist in London: Do you know which borough you’re in right now?
    American tourist: England

  • @saltycycling
    @saltycycling 4 роки тому +635

    8:13 The guy in the background drinks in a most peculiar way. I'm only making a comment on this because it seems he was really uncomfortable about being in the shot and I would like more people to notice him so that it's actually worse than if he just stayed.

  • @shookings
    @shookings 3 роки тому +29

    It's a year later, and I just got introduced to your channel by Tom Scott, and that Matt Lucas cameo was brilliant.
    Love from Texas.

  • @wintanatesfay39
    @wintanatesfay39 4 роки тому +562

    As an Enfieldian I feel strangely over represented but very validated.

    • @TheHouseofVedi
      @TheHouseofVedi 4 роки тому +19

      Wintana Tesfay LEGIT! Up the Enfieldians! ✊🏽🎉

    • @JayForeman
      @JayForeman  4 роки тому +205

      @@TheHouseofVedi I was lazy and filmed as much of this as possible in my back yard. See you around Enfield some time soon!

    • @ThcPatient
      @ThcPatient 4 роки тому +57

      @@JayForeman I'm from Hounslow! Death to Enfield!

    • @fishhusbando3093
      @fishhusbando3093 4 роки тому +12

      We're the borough at the top of the map, that makes us the best

    • @wahdin
      @wahdin 4 роки тому +15

      @@JayForeman nothing about what you do is lazy😂 but I'll be keeping an eye out around Enfield from now on for a man being filmed staring at bins, or tarmac.

  • @bradypinter8468
    @bradypinter8468 4 роки тому +92

    I don’t even live in London and I find his series so interesting

    • @clochard4074
      @clochard4074 4 роки тому +3

      As Terence wrote once: "I am human, and I think nothing human is alien to me".

  • @fgaze72
    @fgaze72 4 роки тому +389

    'tony blair, the sort of labour prime minister' actually in tears omg

    • @RealBadGaming52
      @RealBadGaming52 3 роки тому +25

      I love his political commentary its subtle and funny and not bating you over the head callign the audeince racists or rightwing scumbags becasue most of us are centrre to the left or centre to right and not extremists

    • @antonioscendrategattico2302
      @antonioscendrategattico2302 3 роки тому +53

      @@RealBadGaming52 Ok but y'all centrists have some REALLY thin skin, thinking that every time someone talks about racism it must be about you personally :D

    • @thisisryan2094
      @thisisryan2094 3 роки тому +27

      @@antonioscendrategattico2302 In my experience the political extremes are by far the thinnest skinned individuals who think the entire world are against them.

    • @antonioscendrategattico2302
      @antonioscendrategattico2302 3 роки тому +25

      @@thisisryan2094 Honestly, I don't find extremism a useful term. It just means a belief that is minoritary and that the "center" thinks is "going too far", but that's very relative. Abolishing slavery was an "extremist" position in the early 1800s.
      Personally, I just don't like people who fetishize political violence. It has its place when other options are exhausted, but it's not something to do with joy or look forward to.

    • @thisisryan2094
      @thisisryan2094 3 роки тому +14

      @@antonioscendrategattico2302 Extremism means exactly what you just said though. Far from centre. Slavery isn't the issue now, it's more nuanced things like economic ideas and modern civil rights. Both extremes are very far from the centre position on those issues.
      Anyway, the point was you generalizing the vast majority of people (which I'm afraid are "centrists") as thin-skinned when virtually everybody having a meltdown in the modern climate is either a Tiktok Marxist or a Tucker Carlson fan.

  • @mintness7565
    @mintness7565 2 роки тому +32

    2:28 part is funny. I like how the council logos were described. XD

    • @hanstheexplorer
      @hanstheexplorer 2 роки тому +5

      River, river, river, leaf, text with website underneath. Fox’s head with eagle’s palms, lots of boring coats of arms. Flower, tree, tree, tree, stolen from the BBC. Very 90s, round and bold, painted by a five-year-old. Flappy triangles appeal, happy crown and water wheel. Circle skyline, painty, lame, looks like someone signed their name. Swirly B and swishy N, boring coats of arms again. 8 blobs no one understands, that completes the- OH, it’s hands! 😂

  • @calvincroftavfc4431
    @calvincroftavfc4431 4 роки тому +26

    So here we are. Episode 10. 10 years since the first. One of the best series on UA-cam

  • @RegularEarthlingEngineer
    @RegularEarthlingEngineer 4 роки тому +209

    Two videos in the same year.... We wont see him until the next decade.

    • @recklessroges
      @recklessroges 4 роки тому +11

      He's been doing lots of other videos on UA-cam for other people. (Its like an easter egg hung.)

  • @ethanfields3853
    @ethanfields3853 4 роки тому +68

    These are the only ads I'll actually watch on UA-cam and not skip over because they're still good content. This man is a genius.

    • @putraduha3176
      @putraduha3176 4 роки тому +1

      which actually dont affect him that much because you and i still wont subscribe skillshare

  • @martinsloan3972
    @martinsloan3972 3 роки тому +6

    This has got to be the best series of clues to help you win a game of GeoGuesser. Pity I won’t be able to remember much of it.

  • @LinusBoman
    @LinusBoman 4 роки тому +214

    Jay, I love this series, but clearly at 1:28 - Tower Hamlets use a rather ugly variant of *Monotype Goudy* with slap-dash inconsistent kerning pairs. Please immediately destroy this video and all of the immaculately researched, brilliantly entertaining work you've uploaded to UA-cam over the last 14 years. Thank you. x

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 4 роки тому +11

      The stroke width on that S is unmatched to all the others! The letters are slightly condensed in "street" compared to "herald"! Argh!
      I was going to say they at least kerned their logo at the bottom more consistently... and then I noticed TOW ER H A MLETS at the end. Oh dear oh dear.
      However I do like the diamond-shaped full-stop. The curves on the bottom of the E and L are interesting but don't exactly fit with the rest of it.

    • @helenl3193
      @helenl3193 4 роки тому

      The longer you look at it the worse it gets! 😖

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 4 роки тому

      That name makes it worse.

  • @mackenziejames7427
    @mackenziejames7427 4 роки тому +65

    Yours are the only ads that I never skip.
    Thyme on our hands. Brilliant

  • @harry_page
    @harry_page 4 роки тому +144

    Reasons to move to London:
    1) To potentially see a wild Jay Foreman in his natural habitat, doing stuff like 2:15 2:49 and 4:28

    • @michaelwillis4528
      @michaelwillis4528 4 роки тому +1

      harys_john I was so excited to see a part of Jersey in a video about London 🤓

  • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
    @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 2 роки тому +2

    8 appreciate how the person who made the dutch subtitles did his best to make the logo segment actually rhyme. Its beautiful

  • @TheLifeOfJord
    @TheLifeOfJord 4 роки тому +239

    The Matt Lucas cameo took me by surprise 😂😂😂

  • @vexisvibin
    @vexisvibin 4 роки тому +484

    8:42
    Ah, yes. The 3 iconic boroughs of London: North, South, and Harrow.

    • @ChiSa123
      @ChiSa123 4 роки тому +4

      I was looking for a comment referring that. 😁

    • @dartraanderson2567
      @dartraanderson2567 4 роки тому +4

      Didn't expect the Matt Lucas cameo

    • @MousePlays
      @MousePlays 4 роки тому +4

      And the city of London.

    • @habib6499
      @habib6499 4 роки тому +1

      @@MousePlays no babe

    • @quintuscrinis
      @quintuscrinis 2 роки тому

      To be fair Harrow is clearly the best. 😉
      Death to Barnet, Death to Brent!

  • @BenchFox_
    @BenchFox_ 4 роки тому +107

    "We've all got thyme on our hands."
    Dammit, I wasn't expecting that...

    • @kyrakia5507
      @kyrakia5507 4 роки тому

      That was honestly hilarious

  • @4carhur1more
    @4carhur1more 2 роки тому +29

    This was incredibly informative on how London is structured. I've only just recently got into football (not my local american version; the kind with feet) due to FIFA video games and I'm blown away by how many clubs are in London alone! With the closest comparison being somewhere like New York City which has two teams in almost every pro league, this definitely led to my curiosity about the place. Very entertaining way to find out how the city works and I look forward to seeing more videos on the channel.

    • @kamalindsey
      @kamalindsey 2 роки тому

      No way NYC would have borough level teams

    • @martinherrington9499
      @martinherrington9499 2 роки тому +4

      @@kamalindsey New York is so overbearing that no one even dares have a team named after New Jersey, or anywhere in it, even though many of the “New York” pro teams actually play in NJ.

  • @SR-eo5no
    @SR-eo5no 3 роки тому +190

    Absolutely brilliant 'song' at 2:28 (also love how Haringey is 'painted by a 5 year old' because that's EXACTLY what I thought when I saw it!)

    • @richiehoyt8487
      @richiehoyt8487 2 роки тому +1

      Definite "Poems on the Underground" potential.
      (Is "Poems on the Underground" still 'a thing' , btw? I haven't lived there since the late '90's.)

  • @jonnybriggs7531
    @jonnybriggs7531 4 роки тому +165

    With the different recycling rules, the councils probably just pass on the rules are from whatever company they contract their recycling to. At least it probably means the councils are each using different companies, or are maybe doing it themselves which is good. If all the councils were joined together, and there was just one company contracted to do recycling for all of London you can guarantee it would 1) Be owned by a schoolfriend of some Tory MP 2) Make that person a lot of money whilst simultaneously needing a government bailout 3) Probably be worse than what we have now.
    Maybe that's one good thing about having lots of boroughs? The scope of the inevitable political corruption is limited to an individual borough, rather than the entire city.

    • @bruhmoment7546
      @bruhmoment7546 4 роки тому +6

      Sad thing is turnout at borough elections has been terribly low in recent decades.

  • @greatrome9219
    @greatrome9219 4 роки тому +170

    How quarantine makes me happier :
    1. Sleep
    2. Eat
    3. More Jay Foreman's videos

    • @samuelthecamel
      @samuelthecamel 4 роки тому

      I wish! Unfortunately, I ran out of Jay Foreman videos a while ago.

  • @AD-dl7je
    @AD-dl7je 3 роки тому +8

    This is the last place I ever thought I would come across the Lemmings soundtrack. Inspired choice of music.

  • @Sabrintwitt3r
    @Sabrintwitt3r 4 роки тому +164

    8:41
    North London
    South London
    And most importantly
    Harrow

    • @vistagreat9994
      @vistagreat9994 4 роки тому +10

      Don't forget CIty of London!

    • @_Sur22_
      @_Sur22_ Рік тому +2

      @@vistagreat9994 its not london

    • @Sebastian-kx4nu
      @Sebastian-kx4nu 5 місяців тому

      How did Harrow not get merged with “The NORTH”?

    • @Sebastian-kx4nu
      @Sebastian-kx4nu 5 місяців тому

      @@_Sur22_More than that, it is considerably ‘not’ part of the UK, yet it still is paradoxically.

    • @CCABPSacsach
      @CCABPSacsach 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Sebastian-kx4nuReference to Jay’s other video. When there were ~80 boroughs which merged into just 32, Harrow was the only borough (aside from the City of London) to stay the same.

  • @Ella-jk7rq
    @Ella-jk7rq 4 роки тому +83

    Not to get deep or anything, but all of these videos really help me with my anxiety and general well being because they give me 10-15 minutes to just watch something funny and informative that im interested in and it really helps me week to week! I really look forward to whenever you and Geoff Marshall post on your channels 😊

  • @kerijervis1
    @kerijervis1 4 роки тому +245

    I love that Jay, even when his videos hit thousand of comments he still replies and reads comments on videos months after their release. Adds so much charm to an all ready delightfully charming videos.

    • @JayForeman
      @JayForeman  4 роки тому +100

      Aw, thanks RAM! :)

    • @JeSuisRene
      @JeSuisRene 4 роки тому +6

      Sometimes even years!

    • @jadeforeman131
      @jadeforeman131 4 роки тому +43

      He’s always monitoring comments. I find it both adorable (that he cares so much) and annoying (because he’s often on his phone instead of talking to me)

    • @emyrgrznsky9943
      @emyrgrznsky9943 4 роки тому +3

      @@jadeforeman131 Hi Jay's GF!

    • @adamstuff8968
      @adamstuff8968 4 роки тому

      Just like this comment

  • @lusuy65
    @lusuy65 2 роки тому +28

    it's been just about two years and I'm still occasionally going over the "Wrong Bin" skit frame by frame trying to piece together how did you actually produce such a disarming effect.