London's unfinished motorways

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  • @nicholasciarletta6708
    @nicholasciarletta6708 5 років тому +5116

    “Totally ruining this landsca-uh surely no one cares about this place” that got me good

    • @paithoonnamsena346
      @paithoonnamsena346 5 років тому +25

      Me too

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 роки тому +58

      9:48

    • @flimdog1564
      @flimdog1564 4 роки тому +19

      West hampstead is pretty nice actually tbh

    • @_sophieleah
      @_sophieleah 3 роки тому +7

      first time I found this, that got me for a good three minutes

    • @harduphiker
      @harduphiker 7 місяців тому +2

      I lived by West Hamsptead, I knew about the London Ringways back then (there was a much older video I can't find now?)....but you could see the planning blight still, the massive area that WOULD have been the massive junction. I think nicer stuff is there now, but basically...it was kept in limbo. So yes, it looked like sh*t because nothing of importance could be built there.

  • @caramelldansen2204
    @caramelldansen2204 4 роки тому +5440

    It's shocking how much 2011 energy this has while staying high-quality and entertaining like today's UA-cam

    • @krystina662
      @krystina662 3 роки тому +482

      I think his videos aged so well because he used documentary style and no references that would age within a month

    • @asheep7797
      @asheep7797 3 роки тому +54

      Your PFP gives off 2009 energy.

    • @kittyshippercavegirl
      @kittyshippercavegirl 2 роки тому +1

      Vi undrar, är ni redo att vara med?
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      Vem som helst kan vara med (vara med)
      Så rör på era fötter, o-a-a-a
      Och vicka era höfter, o-la-la-la
      Gör som vi
      Till denna melodi
      uma uma a

    • @jttg
      @jttg 2 роки тому +6

      @@kittyshippercavegirl wtf are you on about

    • @kittyshippercavegirl
      @kittyshippercavegirl 2 роки тому +16

      @@jttg the original comment posting person has the name caramelldansen so I posted caramelldansen

  • @silver6380
    @silver6380 4 роки тому +1266

    I thought the Windows XP was a joke until realizing that this video is from 2011. It feels so much newer!

    • @Fishtyi
      @Fishtyi 4 роки тому +52

      yeah I thought this was new wtf

    • @brandonb4742
      @brandonb4742 3 роки тому +6

      Yo same

    • @azure2130
      @azure2130 3 роки тому +12

      so? windows 7 was out for 2 years, vista for 5 years.

    • @francisquiling
      @francisquiling 3 роки тому +72

      @@azure2130 you underestimate how popular windows xp was. The only thing that could kill it was Microsoft themselves

    • @kyh148
      @kyh148 3 роки тому +2

      Wait it’s that old?
      fuck

  • @NICHOProductions
    @NICHOProductions 2 роки тому +1475

    Never has anyone summed up my entire opinion of one road so succinctly as "the North Circular whizzes through the suburbs, like a twat". Amazing.

    • @metalswifty23
      @metalswifty23 2 роки тому +42

      Had to use it once whilst going to buy a car. Fucking dreadful road. Actually makes me glad I live in South London.

    • @catmoore2443
      @catmoore2443 2 роки тому +11

      Evil road 😂

    • @stateofflux7453
      @stateofflux7453 Рік тому +5

      As a former south Londoner now in the northwest, I personally like having these major urban roads such as the NCR and A40 Westway that take pressure off the other local roads. And if you drive the North Circular just once or twice you get used to it 😉

    • @ARandomtokii
      @ARandomtokii Рік тому

      i live basically right near the north circular and it acts as a divider that semperates us from the north and centeral of the area we live in,it is convient for national travels and gets us around north london quickly

    • @Vtarngpb
      @Vtarngpb 8 місяців тому +1

      You should also check out auto shenanigans 😂

  • @victoriaf8571
    @victoriaf8571 5 років тому +10297

    This guy is very chaotic neutral

    • @ballscrusher4
      @ballscrusher4 5 років тому +134

      that's a rather interesting way to put it

    • @stolasish1184
      @stolasish1184 5 років тому +283

      Victoria Fleuty nah, he is providing a good service and educating people, so I’d think more Chaotic good

    • @victoriaf8571
      @victoriaf8571 5 років тому +24

      @@stolasish1184 ....r/whoosh

    • @TorchwoodPandP
      @TorchwoodPandP 5 років тому +51

      You mean chaotic natural, with flair!

    • @BlaBlaBla
      @BlaBlaBla 5 років тому +34

      As a chaotic neutral, I approve of this

  • @joehadden918
    @joehadden918 5 років тому +2784

    I do not live in London, or even drive, but I’m still gripped by this fantastic series. A Grade journalism.

    • @petersheppard2173
      @petersheppard2173 4 роки тому +36

      Now I'm sure that if you did one, you wouldn't do the other.

    • @OfelieArt
      @OfelieArt 4 роки тому +20

      @Human Resources not sure if you're joking or if you're serious

    • @sabrinabenitezsalazar6481
      @sabrinabenitezsalazar6481 4 роки тому +9

      its funny cause ive never been to lodon but watching these videos my city of La Paz, Bolivia definitely has very 70/80s london vibe

    • @farhysthunterz6654
      @farhysthunterz6654 4 роки тому +1

      @Human Resources Grade (A) for this Journalism

    • @windmillwilly
      @windmillwilly 4 роки тому +1

      A Grade A Under Achiever!

  • @justjim1027
    @justjim1027 4 роки тому +4353

    I am genuinely not quite sure how I have not seen this dudes content until early 2020 but I am loving it.

    • @ShadowSumac
      @ShadowSumac 4 роки тому +8

      Quarantine? ))

    • @Senhordaverdadeabsol
      @Senhordaverdadeabsol 4 роки тому +4

      are you loving that you didn't saw this ddudes content until 2020?

    • @justjim1027
      @justjim1027 4 роки тому +23

      @@Senhordaverdadeabsol I think you know what was meant. Granted, it wasn't worded very well.

    • @therealbricker
      @therealbricker 4 роки тому +29

      Dude, it is completely the same situation for me. Jay Foreman has one of the best UA-cam channels I've ever seen and I'm surprised I didn't discover him earlier.

    • @gpaderx6105
      @gpaderx6105 4 роки тому +4

      SAMEEE. I'm just a new subscriber

  • @mrmustard1633
    @mrmustard1633 2 роки тому +855

    Seriously my favourite mini documentary (and I've seen a ton) ever, have watched it over and over again for years - the gags, the music, the info. Just perfection

    • @JayForeman
      @JayForeman  2 роки тому +382

      Aw, thanks Mr Mustard. :)

    • @Freeproceeds
      @Freeproceeds Рік тому +44

      @@JayForeman do you check comments on 11 year old videos? Wow.

    • @TomGibson.
      @TomGibson. Рік тому +29

      @@Freeproceeds unless I’m mistaken I think UA-cam sends notifications so it doesn’t matter when the video is published. Still cool if Jay to reply anyway though

    • @Freeproceeds
      @Freeproceeds Рік тому +2

      @@TomGibson. ah i see

    • @Anankin12
      @Anankin12 Рік тому +6

      ​@@TomGibson.They probably have it turned off tho, or their phone would be better called "vibrator"

  • @q0w1e2r3t4y5
    @q0w1e2r3t4y5 4 роки тому +6403

    This is the most British channel I've ever had the pleasure of encountering.

  • @UtkarshKaushik
    @UtkarshKaushik 5 років тому +3422

    Graphics and Animation: Tom Scott
    I think I know that guy...

    • @dorsvenabili5573
      @dorsvenabili5573 5 років тому +47

      Utkarsh Kaushik Doesn’t he have channel as well?

    • @UtkarshKaushik
      @UtkarshKaushik 5 років тому +37

      @@dorsvenabili5573 yes, he does

    • @gormster
      @gormster 5 років тому +82

      Titles Music: Beardyman
      I think I know that guy as well...

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 5 років тому +2

      Dors Venabili The Tiger Woman?

    • @itsquix1111
      @itsquix1111 5 років тому +46

      Tom Scott is bloody amazing

  • @adamatkinson2728
    @adamatkinson2728 4 роки тому +6699

    This has Tom Scott vibes, Top Gear announcing, And Monty Python Sketches.
    This is not a coincidence
    Edit: I didn’t see Tom Scott in the credits. Also stop liking this, I shitpost on my alt account and it becomes my most liked comment lol

    • @odyseya
      @odyseya 4 роки тому +206

      I mean... you are not wrong. (Also, look at the credits)

    • @cdmonmcginn7561
      @cdmonmcginn7561 4 роки тому +80

      he did the editing

    • @LC-dc7ec
      @LC-dc7ec 4 роки тому +38

      adam atkinson British humour at its finest

    • @doublevector5270
      @doublevector5270 4 роки тому +37

      Speaking of British humour, Adam Atkinson, do you know a man named Rowan Atkinson

    • @SuperGenericUser
      @SuperGenericUser 4 роки тому +12

      @@doublevector5270 Isn't he Mr Bean's twin brother?

  • @CosyMatt
    @CosyMatt 3 роки тому +308

    I love how Jay could be on the set of any 1970 BBC show and would fit right in.

  • @ipullstuffapart
    @ipullstuffapart 8 років тому +2565

    For a channel with only 30k subs, your production quality is outstanding. Subbed.

    • @riskinhos
      @riskinhos 8 років тому +1

      really amazing

    • @1blisslife
      @1blisslife 8 років тому +3

      I approve this message! That's a well thought out presentation mate. Greetings from Texas... Cheers

    • @DanieleGiorgino
      @DanieleGiorgino 8 років тому +42

      At the end of the clip where he's cleaning it you can see some plastic lift off. It's only barely noticeable.

    • @dietcokewithbacon3464
      @dietcokewithbacon3464 7 років тому +6

      If you look closely the monitor had a clear plastic sheet on it

    • @AlwaysRM_
      @AlwaysRM_ 7 років тому +23

      8 months ago 30k?
      he gained 100k when he did almost nothing :/

  • @turgturg4479
    @turgturg4479 4 роки тому +677

    Fun fact, my grandad worked on the m1 as a 14 year old with his dad, so all those dips that you get along the m1 are where my grandad drove the dump trucks too far back and now that they have rotted away so you have dips in the road.

    • @philthornton1382
      @philthornton1382 3 роки тому +74

      Child labour building roads.... nice

    • @jeremyhillaryboob4248
      @jeremyhillaryboob4248 3 роки тому +18

      Cool story, also, turg

    • @leDespicable
      @leDespicable 2 роки тому +25

      @@philthornton1382 People started working at that age back then, not really anything to get worked up about now lol

    • @philthornton1382
      @philthornton1382 2 роки тому +5

      @@leDespicable I’m well aware and wasn’t worked up about it 😂

    • @leDespicable
      @leDespicable 2 роки тому +14

      @@philthornton1382 My apologies then, recognising that with text is a bit tricky lol

  • @rhianwen5727
    @rhianwen5727 6 років тому +1851

    these are pretty interesting subjects I never thought or cared about before and now I’m completely invested. These are the kinds of videos I love even if they are (shockingly) 7 years old... I love how you filmed this it’s far superior to most the stuff you get on bbc in 2018! And I love how you use the music to signify when you are talking about. The humour is on peak and the way you explain things is clear and easy to understand for simpletons like me and keeps you interested.

    • @seanaguila5804
      @seanaguila5804 5 років тому +1

      The El dude Brothers 666 LIKES

    • @dariusanderton3760
      @dariusanderton3760 5 років тому +3

      why on earth does it even matter that it is 7 years old. The subject matter he covers is completely pre-1990 for heavens sakes.

    • @BulletFever1
      @BulletFever1 5 років тому +6

      @@dariusanderton3760 why does it matter if the subject matter he covers is pre-1990?

    • @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587
      @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587 5 років тому

      agree 100% OP

    • @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587
      @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587 5 років тому +1

      @@dariusanderton3760 it matters because compared to most stuff on UA-cam in 2011 this is a lot more polished and well produced, you numpty

  • @peterstubbs5934
    @peterstubbs5934 3 роки тому +342

    When I came out of the army in 97, I was doing some driving agency work. I had a job driving a flatbed wagon weighted up with concrete blocks to reclassify some B road bridges near Swindon. The bloke I was working for was part of the M25 design team, an Irish fellah if I recall correctly. He said that they were given the task of designing a ring road system that would cope with the projected levels of traffic with sufficient spare capacity. They came to the conclusion that the existing M25 route with an additional ring route some thirty miles outside that would be sufficient to cope quite easily. When they submitted their plans, the govt of the day balked at the price and gave the go ahead for just the M25 single ring motorway. Thats why we have the shit show that is the M25 today.

    • @harlanrosenthal8648
      @harlanrosenthal8648 2 роки тому

      "In fact, very few people on the face of the planet know that the very shape of the M25 forms the sigh odegra in the language of the Black Priesthood of Ancient Mu, and means “Hail the Great Beast, Devourer of Worlds.” The thousands of motorists who daily fume their way around its serpentine lengths have the same effect as water on a prayer wheel, grinding out an endless fog of low.. grade evil to pollute the metaphysical atmosphere for scores of miles around. It was one of Crowley's better achievements. It had taken years to achieve, and had involved three computer hacks, two break.. ins, one minor bribery and, on one wet night when all else had failed, two hours in a squelchy field shifting the marker pegs a few but occultly incredibly significant meters."

    • @O-sa-car
      @O-sa-car 2 роки тому +10

      Induced demand doesn't work the same outside the city as it does within. Also the Green Belt would prevent sprawl

    • @Stealth360stealth
      @Stealth360stealth 2 роки тому +3

      Just to shed some further light on this. A bypass of the western section of the M25 has been conceived in the early 60s and you could consider it 'Ringway 5'. The M31 would of travelled in its shortest form from Reading connecting with the M4, bypassing Bracknell and then down to the M3. The planners also then saw the possibility of further connecting the M31 to the A3, meeting the M25 or Ringway 4 as it was the time with the A3/M25 junction for one massive 3 directional motorway junction. The possibility of connecting this route to the M40 was also there, but this has now been made redundant by the A404 and A404(M). The only section of the M31 built is the A329(M) and the A3290 which connects Reading to the M4 and then to Bracknell. The signs of it being the M31 are there on there section between Reading and M4 J10 on the A329(M) and A3290, as it has a massive central reservation designed to make it 3 lanes wide, and the bridges are designed for 3 lanes each way. On top of that M4 J10 is a massive complex, and is one of only 3 partially unrolled cloverleafs in the UK. Clearly proving that the junction had far greater plans than being an expressway between Bracknell and Reading.

    • @RedKnight-fn6jr
      @RedKnight-fn6jr Рік тому +2

      @@ianism3 Induced demand is actually nothing to do with building more roads - induced demand is where travel is rendered necessary whether people like it or not - high property values - exorbitant rents etc. which forces people to live ever further from their places of work - that's induced demand - it's forced upon people. What happens when a new road/rail link is built is what I call Realized Socio-Economic Potential - an example of this is said to be the Erskine Bridge built in the 1970's west of Glasgow - there was plenty of labor one side of the Clyde, but the jobs were on the other - the desire for people to get to those jobs was said to be there, bridge or no bridge - there's no induced demand. Once the bridge was built, people were able to access the jobs - it's call free market capitalism! In general, the more accessible an area, the more business opportunities - it's called economic growth!

  • @adammullarkey4996
    @adammullarkey4996 4 роки тому +240

    Imagine opening your door to a guy in a high-vis jacket, talking to a camera, "...was on their hitlist," handing you a bomb, and then sprinting away.

    • @simonro9168
      @simonro9168 3 роки тому +34

      ...that guy being the same bloke who just blocked you in his car to start a ten minute monologue.

  • @pookachu64
    @pookachu64 4 роки тому +544

    Only just noticed he draws on his monitor. The maniac

    • @chrisst8922
      @chrisst8922 4 роки тому +49

      Not a problem. He overwrites with Tippxx

    • @jacktheladfrost
      @jacktheladfrost 4 роки тому +1

      Obviously it's not his

    • @pegleg2959
      @pegleg2959 4 роки тому +13

      @@jacktheladfrost why is that obvious? lmao

    • @Oodelally
      @Oodelally 3 роки тому +10

      He puts a transparent sheet of plastic over it, there are bits of blue tack holding it on in the corners.

    • @fly89
      @fly89 3 роки тому +1

      his monitor. he could smear it with cheese if he want.. 😂😂😋😂😂

  • @m8sonmiller
    @m8sonmiller 4 роки тому +3053

    London traffic engineers: omg no you can't just destroy thousands of homes to build a freeway you'll destroy the urban fabric and encourage auto dependency
    American traffic engineers: haha bulldozer go brrrt

    • @bobsempletank1222
      @bobsempletank1222 4 роки тому +55

      Anyone before 1900: bullbozer heheheh

    • @realcanadian67
      @realcanadian67 4 роки тому +52

      No the bulldozer goes brmbrmbrmbrm

    • @AVeryRandomPerson
      @AVeryRandomPerson 4 роки тому +4

      Haha, bulldozer bulldoze urban blight for freeway

    • @craigkdillon
      @craigkdillon 4 роки тому +151

      That is what we did here in Chicago. Whole neighborhoods --- replaced by freeways in the 50's.
      Chicago lost a lot. Don't do it.

    • @bleepiestofbloops
      @bleepiestofbloops 4 роки тому +60

      And that's on racism.

  • @HarrowwInk
    @HarrowwInk 2 роки тому +235

    2011: "why is north london better than south london?"
    2022: "why is west london better than east london?"

    • @lucaslonchampt613
      @lucaslonchampt613 2 роки тому +38

      So you need to live in North-West London

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 2 роки тому +20

      @@lucaslonchampt613 NW London does include areas that are traditionally considered the poshest so, yes

    • @mildlydispleased3221
      @mildlydispleased3221 2 роки тому +5

      @@emilybarclay8831 Posh isn't always good.

    • @petergriffin3194
      @petergriffin3194 2 роки тому +1

      @@mildlydispleased3221 Probably better schools and standard of living

    • @helenl3193
      @helenl3193 2 роки тому +6

      Those topics are probably as old as London herself!
      As a East Londoner with friends all over we often tease about worst/best bits of London. Generally 'our bit' is deemed the best, as with all these debates.
      (I'm cool with SE, though I've always lived in NE. North vs South is often perceived as the bigger grudge match, but I grew up in the 80s thinking it was East vs West.. But maybe it was actually more about classism by another name than anything else 🤷‍♀️
      The more things change, and all that!)

  • @thequeenofspades
    @thequeenofspades 10 років тому +453

    This should be a full TV series.

    • @_yellow
      @_yellow 7 років тому

      thequeenofspades Why are we not funding this?

    • @jackw4498
      @jackw4498 7 років тому +1

      Holy shit

    • @jarq19
      @jarq19 6 років тому

      The government doesn't want the public to know that there can be motorways inside London. So... no TV series.

    • @jmusic2024
      @jmusic2024 6 років тому +2

      nobody watches TV anymore. That`s why we are here.

    • @tomtalk24
      @tomtalk24 6 років тому +1

      The BBC had a whole hour long documentary on it ages ago.

  • @ΧρῆστοςΚωστελίδης-γ3φ

    Take a shot every time Jay changes the title or the thumbnail

    • @bananek1208
      @bananek1208 4 роки тому +56

      It's called alcohol poisoning

    • @yorokobikanaa
      @yorokobikanaa 3 роки тому +9

      pay my hospital bill

    • @anarghyasumanth8590
      @anarghyasumanth8590 3 роки тому +1

      What was the original title?

    • @peskypigeonx
      @peskypigeonx 3 роки тому +7

      @@shrek_has_swag2344 Cries in American healthcare

    • @Awkairo
      @Awkairo 3 роки тому +24

      @@anarghyasumanth8590 First it was "Unfinished London - Episode 2" then "London's unfinished motorways (Unfinished London ep2)" and now its just "London's unfinished motorways"

  • @Dgnarus
    @Dgnarus 4 роки тому +1018

    I've lost absolute track of how many times I've watched this video, and I've never even been to London

    • @kingkarrotyt5277
      @kingkarrotyt5277 3 роки тому +22

      Don't go there by car whatever you do

    • @transportationuk7656
      @transportationuk7656 3 роки тому +10

      I go by train which is much cheaper and faster.

    • @MBCMurrayPlaysRL
      @MBCMurrayPlaysRL 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah im the same. Watched this at least 50 times since it came out, no joke.

    • @gregh378
      @gregh378 2 роки тому +4

      You should come, it's a wonderful city.

    • @OHYS
      @OHYS 2 роки тому +3

      Same I've watched this video so many times

  • @theundeniablegem
    @theundeniablegem 3 роки тому +104

    these videos have become my comfort blanket. when there's nothing else to watch, I turn to unfinished london.

    • @Jpk21
      @Jpk21 2 роки тому +3

      Same here

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch 8 місяців тому +2

      You'd think they'd have finished by now!

  • @whynotanyting
    @whynotanyting 5 років тому +2325

    London: *Gets bombed
    Abercrombie: "It's free real estate."

    • @abrahamwilberforce9824
      @abrahamwilberforce9824 5 років тому +74

      The thing is I grew up close to a city called Kassel, which the RAF was so friendly to flatten in WW2, the consequence being very well designed streets, that can handle the traffic made by 200k people from and 200k people around the city.
      Now I am studying physics in a city called Heidelberg which the RAF did not bomb at all in return for the Luftwaffe not bombing oxford and cmbridge.
      Heidelberg has close to a third of the population of the Kassel area and traffic is dumpsterfire.

    • @nytrex_yt7417
      @nytrex_yt7417 4 роки тому +3

      Abraham Wilberforce Sorry wrong video boomer

    • @kmanilewis4078
      @kmanilewis4078 4 роки тому +19

      @@abrahamwilberforce9824 Cool nice to hear some history :D

    • @Yanramich
      @Yanramich 4 роки тому +5

      @@abrahamwilberforce9824 it gets even better in Dresden...

    • @coolthefool1
      @coolthefool1 4 роки тому

      Litterally

  • @tiaxanderson9725
    @tiaxanderson9725 4 роки тому +377

    10:44 This is an often misunderstood part of city planning. In order to get the cars moving you have to give people the option not to take the car. A channel called Not Just Bikes (I believe) has a bunch of videos on how the Dutch did this by making road design include traffic calming, bike paths, walking paths etc by law throughout the country.

    • @tiaxanderson9725
      @tiaxanderson9725 2 роки тому +23

      @The Stammering Dunce *waves back, now as an avid NJB viewer :D*

    • @requiem165
      @requiem165 2 роки тому +2

      Ikr

    • @Anahi1991
      @Anahi1991 2 роки тому +10

      @@tiaxanderson9725 was that the why I hate houston one? Understood everything I said growing up here all my life in one visit. 😭😭😭

    • @lpsp442
      @lpsp442 Рік тому +2

      Excellent comment - I was scrolling down to consider leaving an NJB rec myself, but I see I've been beaten by two years 🤭

  • @sparky6899
    @sparky6899 5 років тому +257

    Foward Hampstead High street, Forward Rosslyn Hill, Left Pond Street, bear right agincourt road, left mansfield road, forward gordon house road, right highgate road, left lady somerset road, left burghley road, right brecknock road, left southcote road, right tuffnell park road, right onto Holloway Road.
    Yours, A London Taxi Driver.

    • @james-p
      @james-p 5 років тому +13

      A nice line to the A1. Too bad there's no "comply" in there... that's my favorite (oops, favourite) London Taxi term lol. I think it has something to do with roundabouts?

    • @sparky6899
      @sparky6899 5 років тому +8

      @@james-p yep ;-D

    • @chrisst8922
      @chrisst8922 4 роки тому +2

      The knowledge Mr. Housegow.

    • @flytrapYTP
      @flytrapYTP 3 роки тому

      How the hell do you do that.

    • @sparky6899
      @sparky6899 3 роки тому

      @@flytrapYTP 3 years of studying and 2 years of examinations.

  • @TheGreatMelonyt
    @TheGreatMelonyt 3 роки тому +75

    This feels so timeless. How could this be posted 10 years ago???

    • @Hublium
      @Hublium Рік тому +5

      It's amazing, I watched this whole video without noticing how old it was. I genuinely thought him using a Windows XP computer in one scene was an artistic choice.

  • @SwrveYT
    @SwrveYT 5 років тому +153

    This feels like something I would watch in Year 6 on those old school tv’s

  • @jamesbaxter4722
    @jamesbaxter4722 9 років тому +3080

    Somebody give this guy a job at the BBC

    • @JayForeman
      @JayForeman  8 років тому +221

      +Fantastrix No I wouldn't!!!

    • @jamesgonzalez8113
      @jamesgonzalez8113 8 років тому +4

      Why?

    • @NotQuiteFirst
      @NotQuiteFirst 8 років тому +157

      +Ttrucker But he's a white man. Maybe they will hire if he's gay

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 8 років тому +1

      James Baxter IKR

    • @dat581
      @dat581 7 років тому +25

      James Baxter He is certainly enough of a left wing twat to work there.

  • @NinhLyUK
    @NinhLyUK 4 роки тому +1437

    ✔️ TECHNICAL CORRECTION: The M1 isn't Britain's first motorway - it's actually the Preston Bypass, which now forms part of the M6.

    • @epiendless1128
      @epiendless1128 4 роки тому +51

      True. I'm no expert, but a couple of minutes googling suggests the M1 was the first inter-urban motorway, not the first motorway.

    • @NinhLyUK
      @NinhLyUK 4 роки тому +35

      @@epiendless1128 maybe so, but that's not what he said. The Preston Bypass IS the first motorway to be built in the UK.

    • @user-ky6vw5up9m
      @user-ky6vw5up9m 4 роки тому +12

      True, but it fell to pieces after the first Winter and had to be rebuilt.

    • @habib6499
      @habib6499 4 роки тому +7

      Well it’s the first motorway that mattered anything that has nothing to do with London doesn’t matter duh

    • @vernonbear
      @vernonbear 4 роки тому +17

      Absolutely correct. First motorway Preston bypass. Not in dispute.

  • @rencarnation
    @rencarnation Рік тому +9

    I found this channel just this last week before my move to London, and it's been so much fun learning about this weird old city before I go! These videos really have the feel of old infotainment shows I used to watch as a kid in the best way

  • @meldragonborn8976
    @meldragonborn8976 4 роки тому +381

    Oh, here in Moscow we have a joke when someone comes from outside the city: "You're lying, there's no life beyond the Moscow Ringroad!"

    • @obamaprism9702
      @obamaprism9702 4 роки тому +71

      Us Londoners are in denial that people actually live outside the M25

    • @synkkamaan1331
      @synkkamaan1331 4 роки тому +13

      The map of the ringroads immediately made me think of Moscow. Not that I've been there, I just saw it on Google Maps.

    • @normadicsoilder
      @normadicsoilder 4 роки тому +33

      @@obamaprism9702 the m25 marks the boundary between the habitable zone and the forbidden zone, where nothing grows, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Anyone who claims to be from beyond the m25 is a liar and must be silenced.

    • @habib6499
      @habib6499 4 роки тому

      @@zUJ7EjVD assuming your Aussie or kiwi or maybe Maltese

    • @habib6499
      @habib6499 4 роки тому +3

      @@obamaprism9702 to me (I grew up in north Southwark) north England starts from hackney and beyond and when I think of none Londoners I imagine gypsies

  • @aguila17
    @aguila17 6 років тому +1067

    Motorways don’t have to be ugly like the ones you showed. Look at Japan, the high speed roads don’t interfere with the local communities. It happens that way in London because it’s poorly managed. And living within less than two miles of a high speed road seems perfectly reasonable. Even though your point of using more public transport because more roads create more traffic is valid and proven, big cities still need big roads to be efficient. What London lacks is a balance between big infrastructure and good urban preservation, every project is way to inclined to either side.

    • @FinJet347
      @FinJet347 5 років тому +5

      So true

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 5 років тому +3

      Because we do everything better!

    • @PikaPluff
      @PikaPluff 5 років тому +14

      @@wannabehistorian371 weeb

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 5 років тому +63

      @PikaPluff2040
      Am Japanese, actually.

    • @SantomPh
      @SantomPh 5 років тому +31

      Mind you, the greater Tokyo area is as large as the UK itself.

  • @rinoz47
    @rinoz47 4 роки тому +161

    i really used to poo-poo the attitude against putting in all the elevated roads, but since the Alaska Way Viaduct in Seattle was removed, the waterfront just popped and new life is being breathed into it. almost literally as bike paths and those green things from sticks are being planted and all that good hippie stuff

  • @BeaEss
    @BeaEss 2 роки тому +25

    That obsolete part of the M23 is still there. Me and my friends drove down there in the 80s. You couldn't hear a sound and it was completely deserted. Eerie.

  • @Woodrow512
    @Woodrow512 4 роки тому +856

    I was actually just lighting a joint when the bong came up

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 4 роки тому +67

      I heard the sound and just went "Wait, is he..? Yep, taking a hit from a bong. So that´s how you make Londons infrastructure truly fascinating!"

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 4 роки тому +4

      Looks like we got a badass over here!

    • @barackobama6858
      @barackobama6858 4 роки тому +2

      @@AA-hg5fk yes smoking a joint like a stoner, how badass. Idiot

    • @Acaerwen
      @Acaerwen 4 роки тому +5

      @@AA-hg5fk Well, If you're from a state where it's legal it has the same "badass" energy as lighting a cigarette. None.

    • @alexanderscarlett1731
      @alexanderscarlett1731 4 роки тому +12

      Man liked a comment on a 9 year old video, absolute legend

  • @1DontNoclip
    @1DontNoclip 4 роки тому +294

    This is like the longest series. Almost 10 YEARS

  • @eily_b
    @eily_b 6 років тому +704

    Munich did that. It's a catastrophe having 6-lane motorways in the middle of the city. -_- It divides quarters, it's loud, dangerous and dirty. Also: You are not sitting in a traffic jam, you are the traffic jam.

    • @dengamleidiot
      @dengamleidiot 5 років тому +66

      On a MUCH smaller scale, in Denmark, the city of Odense in 1940s saw the car as the future! So ten-ish years later, the city-counsil agreed on making room for: THE CAR
      So they demolished a huuuuge part on the central city to make way for the cars with a brand new road. People hated it! It was waaay to big. Totally out of scale.
      Already 10 years later, everyone in the city council saw it as “a scar in Odense”, and it has been used by city planners around the world as how NOT to do.
      There is a happy ending:
      Now, 50 years later, the road has been closed. They are building a new city block, for pedestrians, and a new tram.
      Its all coming back around
      :)

    • @Sp4mMe
      @Sp4mMe 5 років тому +19

      It can't be just a question of having decent streets or not though. Look at Tokyo - they have their huge motorways and large streets all across and around the city too, yet everything's clean and traffic's somehow not any more crazy than anywhere else - in fact I found it pretty darn mild. Obviously there's a lot of it, what with there being a lot of people (and businesses), but the excellent public transportation systems does its job regardless. So there might be a way to find a better balance that'd allow for reasonable car traffic if other factors were improved.

    • @paradoxmo
      @paradoxmo 5 років тому +21

      Los Angeles got the way it did because of two things:
      1) At the same time they built the major freeways, they got rid of most of their public transport infrastructure including most of the trams-- new infra wouldn't be built for decades
      2) Excluding the earliest ones, the freeways were planned as part of a country-wide system by the Interstate planning commission, but there was no unified public transport plan (each municipality had its own say).
      Had the people-movement needs of the city been taken care of, the freeways would mostly be used for priority traffic and trucks/lorries. This isn't the case as it's practically impossible to go anywhere in LA on public transport. People who don't have cars have to use a bus to commute 2 hours to go less than 15 miles. Thus, everyone gets a car as soon as they can, even if they have to sit in traffic.

    • @Posiman
      @Posiman 5 років тому +41

      In Prague we have a fuckin' highway running straight through our historical center, dividing the Wenceslas Square from the National Museum. That's the downside of having communist planners designing your city. But we never finished the ringway after the revolution. We didn't have to because our public transport is amazing. That's the upside of having communist planners designing your city.

    • @Posiman
      @Posiman 5 років тому

      @@holger_p I agree wholeheartedly...

  • @jbran7817
    @jbran7817 7 місяців тому +4

    13 years in and this video feels like it could’ve been made yesterday. Jay absolutely nailed the surrealism that everyone on UA-cam uses at least a bit of now

  • @scottwhitley3392
    @scottwhitley3392 4 роки тому +307

    Glasgow has a motorway that goes right through the city centre. A large amount of historical medieval and Victorian buildings were destroyed and any street on the wrong side of the motorway lost out on a lot of income. It divides the city is ugly and still cause a lot of anguish to this day.

    • @ellac.949
      @ellac.949 4 роки тому +20

      It's very confusing and even though I can't drive I still get scared every time I go on it 😂😂

    • @ninesquared81
      @ninesquared81 4 роки тому +16

      Only half of it was built as well. That's not to mention all the other motorways planned outside of the central area.

    • @leod-sigefast
      @leod-sigefast 4 роки тому +6

      The Mancunian way in Manchester is similarly shitty.

    • @user-ky6vw5up9m
      @user-ky6vw5up9m 4 роки тому +4

      Bob Dylan got stopped by the Police for walking along the M8 in Glasgow.

    • @habib6499
      @habib6499 4 роки тому +2

      Man why didn’t you guys leave the UK

  • @GameplayReviewUK
    @GameplayReviewUK 8 років тому +277

    The way this was filmed was just amazing, you earned a sub before I'd even finished watching :)

    • @BlendyStick
      @BlendyStick 8 років тому +44

      So BBC it hurts. A good hurt though.

    • @TkrZ
      @TkrZ 8 років тому +11

      Saw this and could have sworn i've seen the guy on the telly, just because of the styling of the video!

    • @bobstephens5599
      @bobstephens5599 7 років тому +1

      He's on the One Show occasionally, he doesn't work for the BBC though.

  • @eliward1378
    @eliward1378 4 роки тому +116

    ''Crowley, what you did with the M25 was a stroke of pure, demonic genius!''

    • @lisa_vxng
      @lisa_vxng 4 роки тому +9

      my thoughts :DD goes hand in hand with that vine on "THE FOOKEN M25"

    • @eliward1378
      @eliward1378 4 роки тому +2

      @@lisa_vxng exactly! also: love ur pfp^^

    • @lisa_vxng
      @lisa_vxng 4 роки тому +1

      @@eliward1378 haha thanks☺️

    • @akrinornoname2769
      @akrinornoname2769 3 роки тому +2

      Wahoo!

    • @obliviousotterI
      @obliviousotterI 3 роки тому +5

      What's a computer?

  • @finneganmanthe8984
    @finneganmanthe8984 3 роки тому +10

    I live in Portland (Oregon) and have flown into Los Angeles at night, and yes, it’s just chock full of highways that are completely lit up with the red lights of traffic jams.

  • @gpaderx6105
    @gpaderx6105 4 роки тому +59

    This 2011 kind of educational-entertainment was so very rare in UA-cam. This looks like was made from 2018

  • @johnnyboy3949
    @johnnyboy3949 7 років тому +1536

    Why does this feel like it was filmed in the 90s?

    • @mr8I7
      @mr8I7 6 років тому +101

      Burns Night - Weird colours, contrasts? I know what you mean it’s pretty odd.

    • @jmusic2024
      @jmusic2024 6 років тому +57

      @@mr8I7 and his haircut? :D

    • @Londonfogey
      @Londonfogey 6 років тому +170

      Partly the presenter's haircut but also the rapid editing and 'comedy' sound effects are very 90s, the kind of thing they used to have on Channel Four 'yoof' programmes c.1995.

    • @noavanderhoorn2996
      @noavanderhoorn2996 6 років тому +49

      Because it was filmed in 2011

    • @kebman
      @kebman 6 років тому +1

      It's because it was filmed in 2011 on 90's equipment.

  • @ianhelps3749
    @ianhelps3749 6 років тому +611

    Yes, driving in London is a pain, but the Ringway would have made things worse. In Munich we built a ring road around the city for billions of euros, the "Mittler Ring", it is jammed solid in peak hours. Germany has many more motorways than Britain, with serious traffic jams. Build for the car, the cars will come.

    • @NazbolCaliphDonaldaddeenTrump
      @NazbolCaliphDonaldaddeenTrump 6 років тому +29

      Man you should see Montreal. The downtown is just full of highways (A10, A15, A19, A20, A40, A720 all run through or into downtown) and those highways are full of cars. 3 of the highways are important long distance roads too, so they carry a lot of foreign traffic as well (for example A15 goes all the way to the US border, and continues as I-87 into New York City). And I haven't mentioned all the other highways that circle or pass near Montreal (A13, A30, A35, A50 and too much more)

    • @VDHFilms
      @VDHFilms 6 років тому +8

      Singapore has pretty bad traffic jams as well. A lot of expressways lead to the city center (and I think they're building a new one), and majority of them get jammed packed during peak hours. Even some of the public train lines get so busy they get traffic jams too.

    • @chameleonedm
      @chameleonedm 6 років тому +31

      Honestly it's hilarious how many random bits of public transport we have in London, I love it. Obviously buses, trains, tubes, bikes but we have trams down in Croydon, the North Circular, Ferrys across the water, an automated overground, big ass tunnels, canals and even a bloody cable car.

    • @semanticsamuel936
      @semanticsamuel936 6 років тому +12

      This is interesting, but your public transport is far superior to Britain's (except maybe coaches - Britain's good at long-distance coaches). Britain has a lot of everything, just most of it isn't very good (or insufficient for today).

    • @dekoldrick
      @dekoldrick 6 років тому +4

      The Georgia Parameter I-285 always get's jammed up during the evening hours. Used to take me 3 hours to get from Buford Highway to Wesley Chapel until I just decided to go the street way home which takes just one hour.

  • @paulhatcher951
    @paulhatcher951 3 роки тому +16

    That small Northern section of M23 always puzzled me why they built such a massive three lane motorway that just goes straight into single lane A23. I did some research on it a little while back and found out about these ambitious schemes to build motorways in London. Good to see it get a mention here :)

  • @MMorangatang
    @MMorangatang 4 роки тому +798

    "nobody wanted to live next to big, ugly motorways"
    meanwhile, in New Jersey: "lmao"

    • @hueleb1cho
      @hueleb1cho 4 роки тому +40

      cross bronx expressway: sorry what was that?

    • @KaizoeAzurum
      @KaizoeAzurum 4 роки тому +79

      Nobody wants to live in New Jersey, so living next to a motorway would be expected.

    • @AlexS-oj8qf
      @AlexS-oj8qf 4 роки тому +5

      NJ: *Æ*

    • @jesse7328
      @jesse7328 4 роки тому +15

      Kaizoe Ocshtau NJ is the best state fuck you

    • @moosesandmeese969
      @moosesandmeese969 4 роки тому +13

      My elementary school and indeed my house in New Jersey was literally feet from a gigantic highway.

  • @craigkdillon
    @craigkdillon 4 роки тому +80

    When I lived in London in the 90's, the Brits had a wonderful idea to expand the M25 with another lane.
    Well, not exactly expand the M25. They wanted to add a lane by repainting it from 4 to 5 lanes.
    That's right. Make all the lanes 25% narrower.
    What could go wrong with that???
    (Note: They didn't do it. The members of Parliament woke up one day, and said, "Hang on!! Have we gone crazy?" So, they stopped it.
    Of course, it did not solve their essential problem --- they ARE crazy.)

    • @robbutterill1426
      @robbutterill1426 3 роки тому +9

      curiously, not all the lanes are equal anyway. Lanes 1 + 2 have always been around 3/400mm wider than the standard 3.65m to accomodate HGV’s. Lane 3/4 (on newer sections) tended to be narrower.

  • @gordonblues843
    @gordonblues843 4 роки тому +699

    Here's a good joke for you:
    The south circular.

    • @MMM18092
      @MMM18092 4 роки тому +45

      "A series of scarcely believable road signs!"

    • @ishnotfish0685
      @ishnotfish0685 4 роки тому +50

      South circular
      (Honest)

    • @mothermovementa
      @mothermovementa 4 роки тому +1

      Awful

    • @MalaysianAviator737-8
      @MalaysianAviator737-8 4 роки тому

      Gordonblues i don’t understand

    • @ishnotfish0685
      @ishnotfish0685 4 роки тому +12

      @@MalaysianAviator737-8 The south circular works so bad that it's considered a joke compared to the north circular.

  • @angelcavegti4131
    @angelcavegti4131 3 роки тому +39

    "London isn't designed for the car"
    Me: Then what is London designed for?
    "In fact: it wasn't designed at all"

  • @SmokeyBCN
    @SmokeyBCN 4 роки тому +106

    5:31 I love the subtle "ahem" as the North Circular reaches Arnos Grove

    • @yaush_
      @yaush_ 4 роки тому +2

      How about 5:18?

  • @shaunbot
    @shaunbot 9 років тому +69

    these are so well put together. i could watch these forever.

    • @drzoidberg844
      @drzoidberg844 6 років тому

      shaunbot took the words right out of my keyboard

  • @projectzip
    @projectzip 8 років тому +769

    This is my second Jay Foreman video but im already hooked! You sir are brilliant.

    • @Desmaad
      @Desmaad 7 років тому +3

      projectzip I thought some of the jokes were lame. Why is Patrick Abercrombie played by a naked man? Why is "Graham Roads" a clown? Why did Margaret Thatcher vomit? I thought Foreman's behaviour in front of that former city councilman was needlessly obnoxious.

    • @meso06
      @meso06 7 років тому

      Same

    • @Gabrielmoon777
      @Gabrielmoon777 7 років тому +1

      Same! My god this dude is a god!

    • @alexweej
      @alexweej 6 років тому +7

      all of those things were hilarious

    • @antman5474
      @antman5474 6 років тому

      the yiddies lol

  • @jusw
    @jusw 2 роки тому +10

    6:19 "In fact there isn't really such thing as the South Circular Road at all. It's just a series of scarcely believable road signs." Ha ha this totally sums up my experience of 30y of driving on the A205!

  • @irkibby
    @irkibby 6 років тому +128

    I work in a place that scans stuff to become digital copies for all kinds of companies and government agencies. Today I was putting archived maps and plans through a large format scanner detailing the future M25, and all I could think of was Thatcher chundering. Thankyou, I think?

  • @arjanwilbie2511
    @arjanwilbie2511 8 років тому +467

    The M25 is a parallel parking simulator.

    • @TexasBoyDrew
      @TexasBoyDrew 7 років тому

      Arjan Wilbie haha

    • @muhammedsoofi4971
      @muhammedsoofi4971 7 років тому +2

      Arjan Wilbie just like interstate 495 in Washington DC

    • @visethreachsothy6952
      @visethreachsothy6952 6 років тому +2

      Muhammed Soofi omg M25 is basically the British I-495
      Both go around the capital city, and both are a complete, utter nightmare.

    • @westlondonbuses9902
      @westlondonbuses9902 6 років тому

      lol

    • @DC4444
      @DC4444 6 років тому

      Arjan Wilbie We have a similar thing in Auckland, New Zealand where the Southern Motorway is sometimes referred to as a carpark because of traffic congestion.

  • @Bobjua
    @Bobjua 8 років тому +1631

    did this guy just use a marker on a computer monitor

    • @JayForeman
      @JayForeman  8 років тому +478

      +moon god The monitor was covered with a plastic sheet. Look carefully at the corners and you can see the blu tack.

    • @gtmaya
      @gtmaya 8 років тому +272

      You've ruined the magic :c

    • @riceymartin2203
      @riceymartin2203 8 років тому +3

      Jay Foreman Any new video?

    • @isaacwood4071
      @isaacwood4071 8 років тому +27

      If it was a computer marker or if he wiped it off soon after it would be fine

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 7 років тому +35

      Whiteboard marker wouldn't be an issue. Even permanent marker would come off with some isopropyl alcohol.

  • @flamegaming1846
    @flamegaming1846 2 роки тому +6

    can't believe Jay has still kept me interested in these 10 years, incredible mate

  • @ScottMaday
    @ScottMaday 5 років тому +669

    UA-cam in 2011: nah
    UA-cam in 2012: nah
    UA-cam in 2013: nah
    UA-cam in 2014: nah
    UA-cam in 2015: nah
    UA-cam in 2016: nah
    UA-cam in 2017: nah
    UA-cam in 2018: nah
    UA-cam in 2019: *this video is finally at the quality standard of this year and we will recommend it*

    • @ultimateagent1784
      @ultimateagent1784 5 років тому +38

      Poly seriously I can understand being annoyed about an unoriginal comment, but seriously did that really require that much of an overreaction

    • @LesShwan
      @LesShwan 5 років тому

      you joined youtube in 2012

    • @prestonokk3045
      @prestonokk3045 5 років тому

      Scott Maday so true

    • @giantmastersword
      @giantmastersword 5 років тому +2

      The real reason this showed up on 2019: UA-cam funnels their content based on who has the most media presence. You're only suggested content from who UA-cam declares to be the popular kids.

    • @mcarave
      @mcarave 5 років тому +2

      @Poly k

  • @RatelHBadger
    @RatelHBadger 8 років тому +319

    I don't know how UA-cam recommended your video, but I enjoyed it!

    • @EllotusFreeholy
      @EllotusFreeholy 8 років тому +49

      A few quid under the table i'd say ~ wink wink

    • @YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi
      @YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi 7 років тому +1

      Ratel.H Badger they recommended it because they knew you'd like it maybe. Man this channel popped up in my feed yesterday and now I'm hooked! This gentleman is impressively intelligent and his comedic timing resembles the most refined of British comedy which is the best in my opinion.

    • @YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi
      @YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi 7 років тому

      I'm also interested in learning about British geography because somehow it's one of the countries I'm least familiar with on this topic despite it being my next door neighbour (I'm Irish).

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger 7 місяців тому

      Still here in 2024

  • @jackma9816
    @jackma9816 6 років тому +101

    8:46 no words

  • @MapperJD
    @MapperJD Рік тому +7

    I love how he says half the job done pretty much exactly halfway through the video 6:09

  • @ciaranspence2029
    @ciaranspence2029 7 років тому +102

    BBC should hire Jay, we need A Jay Forman show! Jay Forman's Britain!

    • @jackguest145
      @jackguest145 6 років тому +2

      Ciaran Spence Unfinished Britain!

    • @SaulidSnake
      @SaulidSnake 6 років тому

      Why BBC? Netflix or Amazon Prime should

    • @janechristine39
      @janechristine39 6 років тому

      He was actually hired once

    • @xVGA-COLOR
      @xVGA-COLOR 6 років тому

      BBC? Aren't they the ones that steal your money, push destructive narratives and cover up for pedophiles?

    • @xhoc
      @xhoc 6 років тому

      @@xVGA-COLOR Yes

  • @kieronrobinson6238
    @kieronrobinson6238 5 років тому +63

    Your description of the north and south circular made me piss myself 🤣

  • @gaijininja
    @gaijininja 4 роки тому +229

    So, Londoners are just like Melbournians here in Australia. "I want to live close to the city and work, I want to get there in 10 minutes, nut I don't want ugly big freeways, elevated rail lines, or any form of road works to slow me down." See Westgate Tunnel Project, and the Level Crossing Removal project.

    • @arturturkevych3816
      @arturturkevych3816 4 роки тому +23

      It wouldn't work in London. There's 3 times as many people and the city is very old with even underground being at a premium. There simply isn't space and the only real way to improve congestion is improving public transport.

    • @prp3231
      @prp3231 4 роки тому +7

      @@arturturkevych3816 do what the Germans do, build a monorail on stilts , high above the streets. Make the monorail cheap to use and see how commuters will ditch the tube , cars and buses. Where there's a will, there's a way. However, there will be the usual silly planning laws, public/private funding issues, finding skilled workforce, setting up a monorail delivery group, strikes.... Too many challenges, better to stay with the old system and leave the problem to fester ....

    • @arturturkevych3816
      @arturturkevych3816 4 роки тому +19

      @@prp3231 monorail didn't prove itself as an alternative to tube, tram or light rail and has failed. Many cities would be better off building a light rail system on a bridge. Much cheaper and higher capacity.
      I don't know what are you talking about in Germany, since the only famous monorail system there is in Wuppertal on a river and it is successful purely due to the geography of the town. Germany has a handful of monorails that are mostly not in big cities. Many cities like Toronto got rid of it due to monorail being ineffective and it isn't competitive with light rail or tube

    • @brianocampo7981
      @brianocampo7981 4 роки тому +6

      Oh those people living between Caulfield and Dandenong got me good. The lot were complaining that the elevated rail line would drive down the house prices. In the end, the house prices went up after it got constructed, not least because the traffic around the level crossings disappeared

    • @andrewscott8892
      @andrewscott8892 4 роки тому +3

      This is how people are everywhere, ya we want it built just not in my backyard

  • @alvaroibarra3321
    @alvaroibarra3321 15 днів тому +2

    8:59 El Chavo music! Wouldn't have expected to hear it here. Ok, Beethoven's Turkish March from the The Ruins of Athens, but it's the El Chavo del Ocho version 😂

  • @emusaev
    @emusaev 6 років тому +34

    Look at the third transport ring and Garden ring in Moscow, they indeed literally divide the community and make living in a neighborhood area extremely uncomfortable. Such that currently major of Moscow is narrowing Gardeb ring down. But nothing can be done with the TTR and Moscow circular motorway. Which would be the analog of the third ring motorway of London.

  • @lawrencecalablaster568
    @lawrencecalablaster568 5 років тому +274

    Sad to see he missed out the bit in M25's construction where a certain A.J. Crowley carefully shaped it into the dread sigil Odegra.

    • @rileybanks1191
      @rileybanks1191 5 років тому +47

      Can I get a 'wahoo?'

    • @tec7101
      @tec7101 5 років тому +17

      @@rileybanks1191 whaoo

    • @themodelrailwayman5470
      @themodelrailwayman5470 5 років тому +16

      Wahoo (also, knowing the kind of references Jay makes, it probably wouldve been mentioned if this was made after Good Omens was written)

    • @gaiusmaecenas1861
      @gaiusmaecenas1861 5 років тому +10

      Blue Magma and The Model Railwayman It was made 20 years after GO was written.

    • @gaiusmaecenas1861
      @gaiusmaecenas1861 5 років тому +7

      You mean A. *Jay* Crowley? There’s something fishy here...

  • @PtolemyJones
    @PtolemyJones 8 років тому +35

    Only been to London once, but just about everything was within easy walking distance, and the tube was awesomely convenient, if sometimes startlingly deep underground.

    • @almostfm
      @almostfm 8 років тому +15

      "Tourist London" (which is what most of us who visit go to see) is absolutely suited for walking, busses, or the Tube. What I don't know is how well it's suited for people who live in the suburbs and commute for work.

    • @motherintoronto
      @motherintoronto 8 років тому +1

      Commutes are designed for walking, bus, train or tube from the suburbs. The problem is that not all trips are commutes.

    • @Euan3
      @Euan3 7 років тому +1

      I live in south east London. South London is huge and has not really got the tube so in the centre it is fine but when you go out a bit it gets really bad.

    • @thelonesculler
      @thelonesculler 6 років тому +2

      Don't worry, every tube staircase is equivalent to a 15 storey building so you get used to it

  • @derin111
    @derin111 3 роки тому +11

    I grew up in South London in the 1960s. The spectre of that road being built through or very near us blighted my parents house for years and years and they could never sell it for decent price. Eventually all plans were shelved!

  • @johannmada972
    @johannmada972 4 роки тому +51

    In Paris we have 3 ringways (périphérique, A86 and A104 « la francilienne ») and they are now a nightmare because of too much trafic. Also, the thing about « londoners would identify themselves by which wingroads they were stuck between » is a little bit true in Paris today.

    • @Spido68_the_spectator
      @Spido68_the_spectator 2 роки тому +4

      Problem with Paris is massive dummy traffic just going through, added to suburb to suburb traffic (which public transport doesn't do well at all).
      Not to mention they are no longer wide enough. A86 and N/A 104 were made to be 2×3 / 2×4 lanes, which work way better at carrying lots of dense traffic than 2×2 with occasionnal 2×3 (less vulnerable to disruption).
      Combined with Grand Paris express, a huge widening program will bring everything back down to acceptable levels. So you then have a better right to choose, and PT workers going on strike wouldn't cause as much as carmagedon.
      Public transport has a slightly heigher weight that driving if done properly (fairly short and fast). Just like cycling.

    • @svis6888
      @svis6888 Рік тому

      ​@@Spido68_the_spectatorwidening a road usually makes traffic worse...

    • @Spido68_the_spectator
      @Spido68_the_spectator Рік тому

      @@svis6888 Has it been prooved outside of car dependant places like the US ?

    • @svis6888
      @svis6888 Рік тому

      @@Spido68_the_spectator Well in Paris, it has been proven that making roads narrower reduces (or at least does not increase) traffic and makes emergency response time shorter

    • @svis6888
      @svis6888 Рік тому

      @@Spido68_the_spectator Well of course if you want to widen a road in a non car dependant place it may make traffic better by separating directions for example, but the point is that widening road is *not* a solution *most of the time*

  • @ThePonko92
    @ThePonko92 4 роки тому +50

    "Everything we do is amazing!"
    *Shows a sign for Stevenage*
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MercenaryPen
      @MercenaryPen 3 роки тому +3

      at least it wasn't Milton Keynes this time

    • @peterallam6494
      @peterallam6494 3 роки тому +1

      Cycleways missing in latest developed Stevenage areas - disappeared with demise of Stevenage Development Corp.' Predestrianised Town Centre, & other areas, now danger zones with cyclists zooming around.

  • @caloss2
    @caloss2 4 роки тому +129

    I wonder if Jay will ever produce a "out-takes" episode of this series (should the footage still exist) I look at some of the setups and think, there's got to be some gold in getting that shot together.

  • @thatnerd2032
    @thatnerd2032 2 роки тому +2

    The song choice for this episode is in amazing taste, as always great job Jay!

  • @otocan
    @otocan 8 років тому +825

    "Transport policy today is almost entirely about measures to reduce the number of drivers".
    **Looks at cost of train tickets**
    Are you fucking kidding me??

    • @VicvicW
      @VicvicW 8 років тому +97

      Well, thats what you get with privatised rail, innit?

    • @S404_44
      @S404_44 8 років тому +15

      Vicvic W in France, the railway is not privatised and apart from the so great TGV and the big cities, there are almost no regional trains and it's still expensive

    • @VicvicW
      @VicvicW 8 років тому +23

      SimonHellinger Well that's clearly government mismanagement. National rail here i the uk was, top quote a wise man "pretty good."

    • @S404_44
      @S404_44 8 років тому +10

      Vicvic W British Rail closed many many smaller railway lines. I don't think that is "pretty good"

    • @VicvicW
      @VicvicW 8 років тому +12

      SimonHellinger Yes but it was on time more than current rail franchises. I'm comparing now to then. It's not like these franchises have re-opened them.

  • @AnAngrySpoon
    @AnAngrySpoon 10 років тому +18

    You need to make more of these Unfinished London episodes, they're a lot of fun!

  • @priestpilot
    @priestpilot 6 років тому +114

    Having recently visited England, you guys do have a good rail network that I didn't need to hire a car! (I know you have a whole range of issues with it, but I am comparing to what we have in Canada)

    • @TremereTT
      @TremereTT 5 років тому +1

      @TheSmithersy Strikes is what you get when you privatize a stateinstitution. Imagine you privatizing the army....they will strike for more money!

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal 5 років тому

      @@TremereTT yes! all hail communism!

    • @TremereTT
      @TremereTT 5 років тому

      @@GewelReal The American Army 100% communist all state emploit free health care 0% capitalistic.
      That might be the reason why they shoot children in school busses or cameramen from reuters...the American forces are basically freedom hating comunists.

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 5 років тому

      @@TremereTT no they are unions that strike simply because there is a conservative government.

    • @TremereTT
      @TremereTT 5 років тому

      @@mandowarrior123 They wouldn't strike if they were state employes sworn to the flag!
      So the reason is they just use their power on the marked.

  • @zamuy12479
    @zamuy12479 3 роки тому +16

    unfinished london has the vibe of 2019-2021+ youtube, but it was started in 2011.
    man was ahead of his time, and his audience finally caught up

    • @nickelodeon2226
      @nickelodeon2226 2 роки тому +2

      CORRECTION! It was started in 2009

    • @Kylirr
      @Kylirr 2 роки тому

      It really doesn't

  • @kevincozens6837
    @kevincozens6837 6 років тому +90

    I like how the sign for the South Circular Roadway shown at 6:26 has "(Honest)" below the main text. :)

    • @jacksonthesyndicalist2771
      @jacksonthesyndicalist2771 5 років тому +2

      Kevin Cozens photoshopped?

    • @bencris2bal511
      @bencris2bal511 5 років тому +1

      @@jacksonthesyndicalist2771 i'm pretty sure that's actually on the sign, and not photoshop

    • @jacksonthesyndicalist2771
      @jacksonthesyndicalist2771 5 років тому

      Ben Cris2bal god I love Britain

    • @westcheap
      @westcheap 5 років тому +2

      @@bencris2bal511 I looked up the insurance warehouse behind the sign, Michael Scott and Lau, and Google Street View doesn't show a sign there. I guess he just photoshopped the whole sign there.

    • @bencris2bal511
      @bencris2bal511 5 років тому

      @@westcheap Oh, thanks

  • @janschesch3609
    @janschesch3609 4 роки тому +39

    12:06 never realized Tom Scott did the graphics and animation

  • @tjejojyj
    @tjejojyj 4 роки тому +17

    good video.
    It’s been demonstrated that the average speed of private vehicles is determined by the average speed (including walking and waiting) of the competing public transport. The two modes form a dynamic system with marginal users (who don’t need their cars) determining the equilibrium point.
    It would be interesting for you to do a video discussing the effect of the “central zone” vehicle tax on London, as well as the high ticket prices on public transport and how they connects with town planning and house prices.

    • @denelson83
      @denelson83 2 роки тому +1

      The "Downs-Thompson paradox", I believe.

  • @jairomartinez225
    @jairomartinez225 Рік тому +4

    I honestly thought this videos was from at least 3 years ago, then i saw that it was published in 2011. I'm blow away by its quality. 🤯

  • @Larry
    @Larry 8 років тому +882

    Wasn't Abercrombie the guy who came up with an idea for a city where all the roads were on the roofs?

    • @TalesOfWar
      @TalesOfWar 8 років тому +79

      My god, Larry, you're everywhere!
      Watch Urbanised by the way if you're even remotely interested in this stuff. It's amazing, way more interesting than a documentary about urban planning sounds lol.

    • @Larry
      @Larry 8 років тому +12

      sure is it on this channel too?

    • @TalesOfWar
      @TalesOfWar 8 років тому +14

      ***** Nope, you may be able to find it free somewhere around here but otherwise check on iTunes. I think it's like a tenner or something, well worth it, it's very well made. It's done by the same guy who did the Helvetica documentary and Objectified. He's currently doing one about Dieter Rams which should be pretty amazing.

    • @Larry
      @Larry 8 років тому +10

      ah sweet, thanks! I'll have a look out for it!

    • @ArcAngellErzengell
      @ArcAngellErzengell 7 років тому +2

      I must know the outcome!!! Did you watch it!? D:

  • @tvenningmedia4334
    @tvenningmedia4334 5 років тому +12

    I get that good kind of UA-cam energy from this video. I mean, this clearly has way better production value and has something going for it in and on itself, but it has the same energy. I like it. The bong bit catched me off guard. I mean, this dude was ahead of his time. Get it? Brit *bong* ?

  • @petermc7098
    @petermc7098 5 років тому +6

    Hell there, a great highly detailed analysis of the traffic infrastructure of South and North London, in a humorous and accessible way. Keep it up! Cheers Peter

  • @spiralhalo
    @spiralhalo 2 роки тому +5

    I love my documentaries dramatic. This channel is essential to the survival of my people.

  • @juancarlossandoval4761
    @juancarlossandoval4761 6 років тому +8

    On minute 9:15 El Chavo del Ocho song!! Hello from Mexico! Great videos!

  • @thecreator224
    @thecreator224 7 років тому +8

    I don't know why but the "You'll know how much of a **** Nightmare it is" line just cracks me up every time
    Love it!

  • @littlesnowflakepunk855
    @littlesnowflakepunk855 5 років тому +86

    I'm a big fan of Good Omens's depiction of the M25

  • @K3lwin
    @K3lwin 3 роки тому +21

    English subtitles are a bit screwed at 5:47

  • @erikthecat47
    @erikthecat47 5 років тому +4

    All the videos that this guy (team) have produced are genius. Funny, informative a pleasure to watch. Thank you for sharing.

  • @malcolmjcullen
    @malcolmjcullen 6 років тому +5

    They started to do a similar thing to Glasgow - the M8 that goes right through the city centre (destroying countless historical buildings and neighbourhoods) is only one half of a proposed inner ring road. The other half would have come right past the cathedral and down the High Street before crossing the Clyde and rejoining the M8 on the Southside.
    There was such an outcry at the destruction that was caused that all similar schemes were shelved (including the London ones you mentioned and another that would have had an 8-lane motorway going through Princes Street Gardens in Edinburgh, in front of the Castle).

  • @Lord_Reset
    @Lord_Reset 4 роки тому +5

    I genuinely didn't know this was 9 years old when I first discovered your channel and before I knew how you looked.
    I love your videos so much Jay!

  • @hux2000
    @hux2000 3 роки тому +9

    Not gonna lie: the part where he sharpied the screen squicked me out more than the photo of the dead guy in the bath.

  • @jmalmsten
    @jmalmsten 8 років тому +25

    ok. Being a Swede who mostly knows London from what can be gleemed through popular culture... is this mayhaps what Douglas Adams was referring to with the
    "What do you mean with Why do we need them? It's a bypass. We got to build bypasses!"
    Or maybe it was another project?

    • @MatthewTaylor86
      @MatthewTaylor86 8 років тому +13

      The building of and opposition to bypasses is a great British pasttime. We hate sitting in traffic, but we don't want bypass roads built through our countryside. There's always one being built and always everyone hates it (but then drives on it when it is built).

    • @Roxor128
      @Roxor128 8 років тому +2

      +Matthew Taylor Not just Britain. Australia, too. Back in the 1990s, there was considerable grumbling around Armidale, New South Wales about a bypass for the New England Highway. It got built anyway, and since then it's been the fastest way for anyone living on the north side of town to get to the airport.

    • @Cowcow211
      @Cowcow211 8 років тому

      Matthew Taylor The bigfrst 2 complaints about bypasses were people who didn't want to see their cohntryside destroyed and people who didn't want to lose their business in their town, since cars would drive around it.

    •  6 років тому

      jmalmsten
      'Arthur lay in the mud and squelched at him'.

  • @codeN1NE
    @codeN1NE 5 років тому +15

    I was expecting to see this and i did.. you guys are amazing
    2:06

  • @tomstickland
    @tomstickland 6 років тому +7

    Great video. I like the silly bits and the serious bits. They loved the idea of motorways in the 60s. The m32 in Bristol was going to continue to a filled in harbour and have a multi level junction and overpasses. Luckily they never built it.

  • @jackywackydoodah2821
    @jackywackydoodah2821 12 днів тому +6

    12:06 is that the Tom Scott or somebody else?

    • @JayForeman
      @JayForeman  12 днів тому +5

      Yes, it’s the Tom Scott you’re thinking of.