Chapo Trap House: Embracing Silicon Valley Spirituality

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  • Опубліковано 19 жов 2024

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  • @VerityFraser
    @VerityFraser Рік тому +120

    "Can't they just hunt us for sport from horseback like their ancestors did?"

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS Рік тому +65

    "I've done some soul searching
    I'm relieved to find I still don't have one."

  • @allypoum
    @allypoum Рік тому +154

    Great work with these themed compilations. Must take a lot of effort. Rest assured, it is appreciated.

  • @Ian99_
    @Ian99_ Рік тому +35

    Billionaire tech "genius" drinks raw sewage water to try and feel like a real human again

  • @stephenblobaum5506
    @stephenblobaum5506 Рік тому +70

    “I” will gather all the wealth for “MYSELF”, not because “I” can not get enough for “ME” but because “I” do NOT want any one else to have any.

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt 6 місяців тому +3

      That's old hat. The in thing now is "the most effective way to distribute wealth is for me to have all of it so i decide who gets how much"

    • @stephenblobaum5506
      @stephenblobaum5506 6 місяців тому

      @@vaiyt Sam BankRun-Fraud now has 25 years to contemplate “old hat”.😉

  • @ringo8410
    @ringo8410 Рік тому +84

    The worst excesses of 1960s hippiedom (which Zappa anticipated and skewered) plus the worst excesses of nouveau riche Silicon Valley techbro dickheads.

    • @sicklecuthammerfall
      @sicklecuthammerfall Рік тому +1

      and a lot of those esp white wellness folks became vicious fascists esp during covid. and the slightly more diverse silicon valley hippies are becoming technofascists developing the most vile surveillance systems for amazon and the police

    • @christophergreen6595
      @christophergreen6595 Рік тому +8

      I love my hippies, buuuuuut.. yeah

    • @mathlab22
      @mathlab22 Рік тому +7

      You just said the same thing twice!

  • @berdyderg900
    @berdyderg900 Рік тому +63

    Amber (non-derogatory)

  • @emmarie2930
    @emmarie2930 Рік тому +30

    Around 10:00 between the Bill Maher shit and "that's the worst sentence I've ever heard since 'your father is dead'" Im losing my mind hahaha

  • @mikeydude750
    @mikeydude750 Рік тому +21

    I love their bill maher real time impressions, always smile when I hear them do the theme

  • @patrickcraig8022
    @patrickcraig8022 Рік тому +52

    Man it’s wild hearing about some assholes I saw trying to grift green anarchist groups (Daniel Vitalis and Charles Eisenstein) like 10 years ago now doing retreats or whatever for Peter Thiel. Feeling vindicated for calling that

  • @gabriels2859
    @gabriels2859 Рік тому +23

    The worst part of "raw water" is that the Bay Area water table is infested with algae. Even after treatment, the area's water has an unpleasant fruity flavor and the streams in the area are high in toxic chemicals from decades of factories dumping straight into water sources. The monied elite are paying a premium to elevate the levels of lead and mercury in their system. Kind of a metaphor for Silicon Valley in general.

  • @Radjhitoocool
    @Radjhitoocool Рік тому +65

    I wish working class people had opportunities like this to just kind of rest relax and engage in some introspection get some therapy. But Silicon Valley is like a corporate retreat x100

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 Рік тому +5

      The entire system is predicated on working class people not having any free time to think about how cucked they are

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 Рік тому +37

      This place exists, it’s called the gathering of the juggalos

    • @googleisadisgrace9252
      @googleisadisgrace9252 Рік тому

      @@berdyderg900 it's because they use the media to distract people for seeing for what the us government really is... A bunch of corrupt rich fucks with childish needs influenced and manipulated by globalist, who do their gatherings in switzerland, in planning to destroy america and it's people. The American people are becoming too sentimental and delusional, and that's a bad thing if you want a country with strong people being lead by a strong leader. And now it's not about the values of hard work, and getting successful by doing it. It's all about who can be the most over emotional and getting the most amount of pitty... Your country is doomed

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 Рік тому

      @@googleisadisgrace9252 this country deserves to die, that isn't really the concern, comrade. These people are comfortable hogs and deserve to be startled awake, although it's really just too late. Pretty crazy seeing an empire collapse irl though.

    • @lucasottens8506
      @lucasottens8506 Рік тому

      @@BigHomieGayAss1917 He said working class not welfare recipients, cousin-fuckers and those with FASD.

  • @fallencringelord7856
    @fallencringelord7856 Рік тому +15

    It's especially funny when you find out people have been filtering water through stuff and boiling it since forever.

  • @kookskywalker
    @kookskywalker Рік тому +15

    Love these compilations. Keep feeding me this slop!!!

  • @AwesometownUSA
    @AwesometownUSA Рік тому +24

    wow with all these goofs and gaffs u’d think it maybe was actually called “SILLYcon” valley lol

  • @quadabyte8933
    @quadabyte8933 Рік тому +16

    45:03 Burningman on a private island run by a guru? 100% guaranteed Nicholas Cage was sacrificed by use of bees.

  • @cpinckard3702
    @cpinckard3702 Рік тому +21

    Amber is rad

  • @stephenblobaum5506
    @stephenblobaum5506 Рік тому +13

    NO, everyone does NOT have a Soul. Pay ME millions of dollars to tell these people what they want to hear.

  • @Cris022
    @Cris022 Рік тому +10

    52:10 I’ve never seen a more spot-on impression of white guy rappers

  • @c.andrew3944
    @c.andrew3944 Рік тому +15

    I hate working I wish I could come up with a grift like raw water.

    • @andymilic4093
      @andymilic4093 Рік тому +1

      Who would have ever guessed " well" water 💦 would be worth more than
      🥇 🪙 Gold lmao

  • @WhaddupDoc
    @WhaddupDoc Рік тому +8

    Miss Magic is my new sleep paralysis demon

  • @JoeSixThreeOh
    @JoeSixThreeOh Рік тому +2

    The direct quotes from the Raw Water piece sound like NPC dialogue from Cruelty Squad

  • @loln00bsify
    @loln00bsify Рік тому +2

    How have I never heard this one? It's like Christmas came early.

  • @wgjung1
    @wgjung1 Рік тому +7

    That's going to be hard since most Silicon Valley bros have no soul.

  • @rileyrobertson7067
    @rileyrobertson7067 Рік тому +9

    This is fantastic, big time thanks for the work guy 👍 Though I gotta blow my silicon valley cover here by way of simply expressing a passing emotion without needing a 100,000$ "spiritual reset-cation":
    Lots of these old bits make me miss Amber's presence on the show. Sometimes slept on but ever important as the far end of a dim bar whiskey & coke-drip wit/counter to the precise, Academically-glaze coated brilliance that Matt regularly exudes (sometimes condescends) from behind recently raised specs
    ...Also shame on all the other trap-mates for blanking Felix on his Metal-Gear-Silicon tangent. I laughed!..

  • @Isaaxz123
    @Isaaxz123 Рік тому +9

    Selena reference Selena reference Selena reference

  • @idicula1979
    @idicula1979 Рік тому +2

    To serve man and relieve his suffering is all the food a soul requires.

  • @rulfus7
    @rulfus7 Рік тому +9

    We need a White Guy Rap compilation next pls

  • @debra-sue
    @debra-sue Рік тому +2

    1:53 [insert joke about IT neckbeards with poor hygiene finally learning how to "wash their hands"]

  • @BenjaminGlatt
    @BenjaminGlatt 11 місяців тому +1

    I'm amazed that there hasn't been a rash of dysentery across Silicon Valley.

  • @ClibanariusJJ
    @ClibanariusJJ Рік тому +1

    Tim Miller: BUH BUH BUH WUH IF WE WUZ GOOOOOOOOOOD AND DEY WUZ BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD????????????????
    Strategy 101, my friend.

  • @reinarforeman6518
    @reinarforeman6518 Рік тому +1

    I got a tech company ad before this video! 🤣

  • @twistedoperator4422
    @twistedoperator4422 Рік тому +4

    Place gives me anxiety just looking at it.

    • @FromTheFens219
      @FromTheFens219 Рік тому

      Why?

    • @Mark-jr6ld
      @Mark-jr6ld Рік тому +1

      Adult Discovery Zone but there's no tubes for nerds to be terrified in.

  • @tomisaacson2762
    @tomisaacson2762 Рік тому +5

    "Raw water". It's dumber than Brawndo.

  • @jamesmcgreevey2679
    @jamesmcgreevey2679 Рік тому +2

    I only drink water that has been filtered through a brewery.

  • @jman442020
    @jman442020 4 місяці тому +2

    Peak chapo

  • @sprobablycancr4457
    @sprobablycancr4457 Рік тому

    6:33 ...my brain deleted the context and gave me a nosebleed.

  • @Hamun002
    @Hamun002 Рік тому +2

    23:30 how the fuck do you need MILLIONS of dollars to transport a $250 orb of ditch water to a grocery store?

  • @GermanHawaii
    @GermanHawaii 5 місяців тому

    Felix’s Bill Maher sounds like Dr. Armond

  • @johns9579
    @johns9579 Рік тому +7

    First!!! love the show!

    • @nkrivchikov
      @nkrivchikov Рік тому +3

      Legend 🎉

    • @johns9579
      @johns9579 Рік тому

      @@nkrivchikov Finally my life has meaning!

  • @jonathannathan1754
    @jonathannathan1754 8 місяців тому +1

    Didn’t Rainbow Grocery used to be for normal people? Man they really ruined everything in that city didn’t they

  • @mishima70
    @mishima70 7 місяців тому

    23:59 "But that's not cool, and you shouldn't live off the grid. Live with people- you're part of a society."

  • @stephenblobaum5506
    @stephenblobaum5506 Рік тому +2

    Wealth IS filth.

  • @therealspiroagnew818
    @therealspiroagnew818 2 місяці тому +1

    Amber was good in this one

  • @eduardkarpoev2109
    @eduardkarpoev2109 Рік тому

    One time Ms. Sandberg sent a video to my church cause she knew the pastor or something and that was a strange day

  • @stephenblobaum5506
    @stephenblobaum5506 Рік тому +2

    Defilers.

  • @HxThomison
    @HxThomison 6 місяців тому +1

    esalen is a CIA op

  • @nothing-2-live-4
    @nothing-2-live-4 Рік тому +2

    yoooo Mike Racine to start it off. You should do a comedian compilation where people who are actually funny go on chapo.

  • @derekjones3388
    @derekjones3388 16 днів тому

    Looks delicious

  • @yellowteethvillage8671
    @yellowteethvillage8671 2 місяці тому

    57:00

  • @ghfudrs93uuu
    @ghfudrs93uuu 10 місяців тому +1

    To me this sounds like the cheap alternative to trans-humanism these people can get right now. Which they're gonna play with until they can put their hands on the real thing.

  • @nektariosorfanoudakis2270
    @nektariosorfanoudakis2270 Рік тому

    Does anyone *know* how to summon Moloch?!🤔
    Asking for a friend of a friend. 🌈
    PS: Those Communists and their Fluoridated Water🙄

  • @madhack69
    @madhack69 Рік тому +6

    2nd, but gayest

  • @Louie_The_Dago
    @Louie_The_Dago Рік тому +1

    God, Felix is so unfunny

  • @christomorpho
    @christomorpho Рік тому +2

    5 dried grams in silent darkness

  • @natedoherty3462
    @natedoherty3462 13 днів тому

    In 2008. I discovered people who are rich pretending to be poor. I invented for myself.
    16 yrs later i still add on to the original sin.
    Im the internet neo now.
    Because. You don't know