Watching Every Terrible God's Not Dead Movie in 2024: Review and Breakdown

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  • @Grace-tg4oy
    @Grace-tg4oy 2 місяці тому +5006

    Fun fact: When I was very religious I watched the first God's Not Dead. I didn't know how I felt about it so I started watching atheist reviews of the film, and that's how I started deconstructing. The movie was so bad not only did it fail to strengthen my faith, it backfired.

    • @yoyoyoyo-lq4jb
      @yoyoyoyo-lq4jb 2 місяці тому +406

      I was a kid who had been losing faith for years when my whole church went to go see it... yeah it made me irritated but mostly i thought it was ridiculous and stupid. I was 12 lmfao

    • @ogolthorp
      @ogolthorp 2 місяці тому +324

      Yeah. It really wouldn’t be difficult to make a movie with a strong Christian message and a moral protagonist. But the way the movie delights in punishing the characters who don’t believe is really fucked up.
      Not to mention their own symbolism contradicts itself.

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 2 місяці тому +37

      Yeah it’s a pretty dumb movie.

    • @PercabethLovernot
      @PercabethLovernot 2 місяці тому +45

      ok that’s kinda the best

    • @hopefulmonsters4407
      @hopefulmonsters4407 2 місяці тому +31

      I'm glad you're out!

  • @TheTopHatGamer618
    @TheTopHatGamer618 2 місяці тому +910

    Another thing about the first movie: the kid was given multiple warnings that the philosophy professor was an atheist, and sorely hated Christianity. He was willing to switch him to a different class, but Josh was hellbent, no pun intended, on taking this class. He's literally persecuting himself. There's no greater irony

    • @Nixus237
      @Nixus237 Місяць тому +73

      And the professor isn’t even an atheist because he believes in god he just hates god

    • @0SC2
      @0SC2 Місяць тому +1

      ⁠@@Nixus237Gonna need you to run that one by me again, and see if it makes sense the second time.

    • @Nixus237
      @Nixus237 Місяць тому +85

      @@0SC2 he isn’t an atheist he a theist. He believes in a higher power but hates that higher power. The creators of these dog shit movies just don’t know the difference

    • @0SC2
      @0SC2 Місяць тому +2

      @@Nixus237 There you go.

    • @johnseckinger9523
      @johnseckinger9523 Місяць тому +44

      @@0SC2I’m confused, why did you say “there you go”. They just reiterated their first comment, which made sense. An atheist can’t “hate god”, because they don’t believe one exists. So, he’s not an atheist.

  • @zekewalker1350
    @zekewalker1350 2 місяці тому +2138

    Undoubtedly you’re going to bring up the fact that these movies claim to portray stories of religious persecution court cases where they claim these people are being punished for their Christian beliefs, and then when you look at the actual details of the cases it’s teachers who got fired from public schools for bullying gay students.

    • @goonerbear8659
      @goonerbear8659 2 місяці тому +298

      This type of thing started me on my way out of the faith. Seeing for the first time there were a LOT of details left out, obfuscated, presented in a favorable light, or straight-up changed.

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 2 місяці тому

      That basically is persecution of their faith. They want to be able to abuse people into subservience and hide behind their religion to do it.

    • @GOFFBITZH666
      @GOFFBITZH666 2 місяці тому +171

      The best one is when they showed a case of someone “being persecuted for preaching their word”, and it turns out that they were preaching on the property of the county’s fire department and kept harassing both the people passing by the sidewalk, AND some of the employees inside the station lol

    • @cuzned1375
      @cuzned1375 2 місяці тому +19

      Yeah… Exercising their religious freedom, like you said.
      (😉)

    • @thepoo1234
      @thepoo1234 2 місяці тому +77

      Don't forget forced prayer in science class!

  • @andresacosta4832
    @andresacosta4832 2 місяці тому +1153

    "In the name of tolerance and diversity I say we destroy her"
    I'm cringing so hard right now

    • @ratgurl1
      @ratgurl1 2 місяці тому +70

      honestly so camp

    • @angelman906
      @angelman906 2 місяці тому +112

      The writers: “Heh, this is exactly what those liberals would say.”

    • @vit968
      @vit968 2 місяці тому +53

      Strong Sailor Moon Energy there
      "In the name of -The Moon- Tolerance and Diversity I will punish you!"

    • @Colddirector
      @Colddirector 2 місяці тому +49

      @@vit968 And just like Sailor Moon they turn a lesbian couple into cousins and accidentally make it way creepier in the process.

    • @user-te5nh3li3f
      @user-te5nh3li3f 2 місяці тому +28

      this is literally that futurama joke "I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... By force!"

  • @taliquetaylor8039
    @taliquetaylor8039 2 місяці тому +3177

    “Sitting in my chair, homosexual and unimpressed” is definitely a description I am stealing for myself

    • @FTZPLTC
      @FTZPLTC 2 місяці тому +53

      Sounds like an autobiography title.

    • @brokengirlsrus
      @brokengirlsrus 2 місяці тому +21

      Definitely the line that hooked me into watching the video. It's so succinct

    • @hangdog355
      @hangdog355 2 місяці тому +3

      Timestamp?

    • @calebleland8390
      @calebleland8390 2 місяці тому

      If only I was gay, I could steal it as well.

    • @MetastaticMaladies
      @MetastaticMaladies 2 місяці тому +8

      @@hangdog355 00:38

  • @judahmac1799
    @judahmac1799 2 місяці тому +982

    50:50 i got into a car accident a few weeks after i came out to my parents and all they did was use it to say that God was punishing me for being gay. Mind you, both of my parents got into car accidents in their pasts

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  2 місяці тому +279

      I guess the forgiveness only works if you're Christian in a Christian movie :/ (haters, they were wrong)

    • @fionatastic0.070
      @fionatastic0.070 2 місяці тому +171

      That’s terrible that you got in a car accident and that your parents were awful about it, but it is pretty funny that they implicated themselves as being gay

    • @alexv3372
      @alexv3372 2 місяці тому

      By that logic they’re both gay themselves
      I hope you get out of there those bastards don’t deserve you

    • @lopoa126
      @lopoa126 2 місяці тому

      Like how Republicans love to say that California and NYC are being punished for being sinners whenever a fire or snowstorm happens. Very different response from them when it is Texas freezing or burning tho...Pray and demand money from the government.

    • @cloudyyybear
      @cloudyyybear 2 місяці тому +84

      An additional layer of funny to that is the idea that god didnt know you were gay before you came out to your parents and then took two weeks to work out a punishment. Like damn its almost like it was just a coincidence...
      Hope you are doing okay though!

  • @logenkangiesser5880
    @logenkangiesser5880 2 місяці тому +1011

    What bothers me about God is Not Dead III is that the kid who throws a rock through the window immediately knows that the church exploded because of him. I would have just looked at the exploded church the next day and figured someone was way more upset than me about it.

    • @Silburific
      @Silburific 2 місяці тому +238

      Even if I assumed it _was_ because of me, if I was a christian, I would assume tbat God had just used me as a vessel and I'd wonder what kind of beef God had with that specific church. Like, "Damn, God- I threw a rock; why'd you tranamute it into a stick of C4?"

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 2 місяці тому +13

      @@Silburific😂😂😂

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 2 місяці тому +3

      Me too

    • @sharnisestreaty9286
      @sharnisestreaty9286 2 місяці тому +77

      @@Silburific This. I would 100% assume that God really had it out for the Jude guy and the whole church controversy/rock throwing was just how God wanted Jude to go out.

    • @tabathacarruthers5122
      @tabathacarruthers5122 2 місяці тому +49

      I know weird things happen but the odds of a rock breaking a gas pipe and an exposed lightbulb causing an explosion must be astronomical.

  • @gyroownstheworld
    @gyroownstheworld 2 місяці тому +415

    I watched the first movie when I was a kid in a very religious household, and watching Kevin Sorbo get killed in a hit and run shocked me to my core.
    I asked my dad "I thought he was going to be forgiven?"
    And my dad, hyper pentecostal christian, said "well, sometimes god doesnt always forgive."
    And that sent me down my atheism path.
    So, thanks gods not dead.

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  2 місяці тому +97

      Right??? Like the ending is so vindictive! If this is your “sales pitch” for Christianity, how does smiting the guy who wants to join help at all? And a lot of Christian religions will absolutely take a more forgiving stance

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 2 місяці тому

      @@myfriendscallmepat Three words that show how this kind of thinking has ALWAYS been at the core of it all: FEAR OF GOD.
      Why would i want to "love" or "worship" a thing that WANTS to be feared? How would the terror instilled into every beiever make it right?
      It's all a behavior control mechanism built around the "you better do as we say/write in this book ... OR ELSE"... No thanks-

    • @zeitgeistindustries1792
      @zeitgeistindustries1792 2 місяці тому

      He died?

    • @gyroownstheworld
      @gyroownstheworld 2 місяці тому +4

      @@zeitgeistindustries1792 The character Kevin played in the movie died, it's in the video

    • @zeitgeistindustries1792
      @zeitgeistindustries1792 2 місяці тому

      ​@@gyroownstheworldI just got to that part in the video, lol oops

  • @Calavee
    @Calavee 2 місяці тому +2374

    Watching all four of these movies in one sitting ironically sounds like a torture they'd put you through in hell.

  • @TheRogueCommand
    @TheRogueCommand 2 місяці тому +849

    To paraphrase Hank Hill, “You’re not making Jesus better! You’re just making (movies) worse!”

    • @joshuamoody7729
      @joshuamoody7729 2 місяці тому +21

      Hank Hill had a point.

    • @DinoRicky
      @DinoRicky 2 місяці тому +43

      @@joshuamoody7729he’s also the best conservative in terms of morality

    • @efulmer8675
      @efulmer8675 2 місяці тому +36

      @@DinoRicky Because hes a decent person first and conservative second.

    • @darthrubik8384
      @darthrubik8384 2 місяці тому +17

      ​@@efulmer8675we should all strive to be decent first and political second. Or third. Or fourth.

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 2 місяці тому +7

      Hank Hill, quite possibly the most relatable conservative that ever was.

  • @pemex23
    @pemex23 2 місяці тому +852

    I like how they're like "see how evil and unaccepting Muslims are of people who want to leave the faith for Christianity" as if they wouldn't lose their shit if their kids wanted to convert from Christianity to Islam (which actually happens way more often than the reverse)

    • @GwyndolinOwO
      @GwyndolinOwO 2 місяці тому

      A very similar thing happens with Wicca and Paganism as well. If you're a pegan or a witch you're seen as trapped, fooled, and enslaved to Satan (even if you don't even believe in Satan). So they paint a picture that witches are unhappy and just haven't found god yet, even though [some] Christians would gladly tell a witch to believe in their god and should believe in that god forever, or else something bad may happen. So a lot of kids aren't even allowed to read about it or think about it, converting people is only seen as a good thing when it's about their specific god, which I've never liked about Christianity.

    • @alexv3372
      @alexv3372 2 місяці тому +4

      Really?
      Wow that’s crazy!
      I didn’t even know about that
      Damm… that’s wild…

    • @ewhschrisc
      @ewhschrisc 2 місяці тому +29

      Not to sound like a pedant, but... do you have a source for that?

    • @StudentSwope
      @StudentSwope 2 місяці тому +46

      Right. It seems unlikely, not 'cause of their (somewhat) identical epistomologies, but because Christianity is the dominant religion in the US and it has a lot more institutional support. So there's a lot more money going into Christianity and, specifically, conversion borne through bigotry.

    • @onewingedangel9189
      @onewingedangel9189 2 місяці тому +21

      ​@@ewhschriscI don't have a source either but I'd imagine the main factor is, well, oppression in Middle Eastern dictatorships forcing minorities of all religions, including Christianity, to convert

  • @xXBarbDwireXx
    @xXBarbDwireXx 2 місяці тому +551

    the thing about Ayesha (not sure which spelling they chose) that annoys me SO MUCH is that no one in wardrobe bought her actress a proper niqab. that is NOT how you veil, bestie, and no muslim with any respect for themselves would wear a hijab like that. if her father is supposed to be this super trad muslim, how tf is he not making sure Ayesha's hijab doesn't look like shit?

    • @alexv3372
      @alexv3372 2 місяці тому +8

      What do they do look like anyways
      I mostly just thought the color looked ugly
      Maybe go for something more bright…?

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 2 місяці тому +53

      ​@@alexv3372I've seen a lot of people with basic colored hijabs, like black or white. I think they look perfectly fine- not everyone wants to stand out with bold colors!

    • @HerculeDevantrien
      @HerculeDevantrien 2 місяці тому +67

      The outfit she wears in the actual movie doesn't even make sense. I'm not an expert on Islam, but I'm pretty sure there isn't a branch in which the veil covers the mouth yet leaves large patches of hair exposed, while also allowing short sleeves and skinny jeans.

    • @aliasfakename3159
      @aliasfakename3159 2 місяці тому +2

      I thought it was supposed to be a niqab since those cover the face

    • @xXBarbDwireXx
      @xXBarbDwireXx 2 місяці тому +33

      @@aliasfakename3159 niqabs are separate pieces of fabric tied over the front of a hijab to cover the face

  • @herbivarsawus4359
    @herbivarsawus4359 2 місяці тому +510

    The common lie when the first one came out was that the UK banned it. In fact, it got a limited release due to lack of interest, and the Guardian critic ended his review with 'ban this filth'.

    • @fireflybutton1939
      @fireflybutton1939 2 місяці тому +91

      i remember seeing posters for gods not dead at multiple train stations here in the uk... i thought it was a cheesy christian musical from how the posters looked lol

    • @vercoda9997
      @vercoda9997 2 місяці тому +47

      ​@@fireflybutton1939 Book of Mormon, however... I love seeing those cheerful, campy posters across the Underground stations, whenever I visit London.

    • @alexv3372
      @alexv3372 2 місяці тому +43

      You know you fumbled the bag when a newspaper straight up says “ban this filth”
      That’s something you don’t want people to say about your movie

    • @francofernandes2006
      @francofernandes2006 Місяць тому +8

      Claiming you're being censored when people just don't care about you is such an Evangalical thing to do, it's borderline parody.

    • @francofernandes2006
      @francofernandes2006 Місяць тому +3

      @@vercoda9997 That's because Book of Mormon, the musical, is actually well-written and adresses the problems and bizarre aspects of the Church, while still respecting its members as well-meaning people. Unlike God's not Dead, a stupid propaganda piece where every character is a strawman. Like, a Church member can watch the musical, given that they're mature enough to handle criticism, and come out of it entertained and maybe a more critical person themselves. An atheist cannot come out of God's not Dead anything but bitter or indifferent.

  • @Cajek2
    @Cajek2 2 місяці тому +1207

    Woman: "I have cancer."
    God's Truest Atheist:
    **"Couldn't this wait until tomorrow?"**

    • @alexv3372
      @alexv3372 2 місяці тому +14

      That’s a terrible way to respond
      That’s just… being a asshole

    • @Cajek2
      @Cajek2 2 місяці тому +145

      @@alexv3372 They are trying to dehumanize atheists. In all of the GND movies, we're portrayed as monsters.

    • @Spencer_W
      @Spencer_W 2 місяці тому +68

      They genuinely believe it's impossible to be a good person without being a Christian, which is something they outright say in the first movie. That's why they made all atheists into mustache-twirling villains.

    • @evenodd3339
      @evenodd3339 2 місяці тому +9

      I think the real cancer is the religious nuts we met along the way.

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee 2 місяці тому +9

      ​@Spencer_W which is crazy to think about considering atheists tend to follow gods words (like not using the church to scam people out of their money) and commands better than Christians do in a lot of cases.

  • @Magmaster13
    @Magmaster13 2 місяці тому +874

    God's Not Dead 2 would have been much better if the teacher was put on trial for witchcraft

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  2 місяці тому +145

      I lovveee a good witchcraft story

    • @kloa4219
      @kloa4219 2 місяці тому +57

      that would have been a good movie thematically too, a huge problem with Christianity is the infighting that occurs in it. usually started by the unforgiving traditionalist types

    • @adamsmasher9769
      @adamsmasher9769 2 місяці тому +11

      ​@@kloa4219 lookin at the evangelicals

    • @Mondomeyer
      @Mondomeyer 2 місяці тому +6

      Inherit the Wind meets The Craft? I'm there!

    • @tarielkaroldan4106
      @tarielkaroldan4106 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Mondomeyer *Inherit

  • @Timpants1234
    @Timpants1234 2 місяці тому +706

    "I've just been made partner" "I think I have cancer". Pretty sure this scene was written and directed by Tommy Wiseau

    • @samuellaakso7012
      @samuellaakso7012 2 місяці тому +58

      Speaking of, how do people call The Room "the worst movie ever made" when shit like this excists?! The Room has artistic value.

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  2 місяці тому +100

      They need to give Tommy one of these movies. I want Tommy at the helm for God's Not Dead 6!

    • @toddjones1480
      @toddjones1480 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@samuellaakso7012 I feel like people should at least have to sit through the entire Camp Blood franchise before they're allowed to call anything "worst movie ever".
      Or maybe Wicked World to save time and be slightly less cruel.
      If they want to go for their advanced bad movie certificate then we can talk later.

    • @samuellaakso7012
      @samuellaakso7012 2 місяці тому +2

      @@toddjones1480 are those atleast fun or so bad it's good-type of movies, or just pure crap?

    • @toddjones1480
      @toddjones1480 2 місяці тому +5

      @@samuellaakso7012 Wicked World is one of the weirdest movies I've seen, on every level, so it at least has that going for it.
      Camp Blood series is just pure, dull misery.

  • @spacecore8250
    @spacecore8250 2 місяці тому +240

    I'm Jewish but I have several Christian friends and I am not exaggerating when I say every single one of them despises this franchise even more than I do. It's kind of funny

    • @Memento_Mori_Morals
      @Memento_Mori_Morals 2 місяці тому +40

      I said this elsewhere, but as an ex Catholic and ex theatre geek 99% of Christain films are just embarrassing... it is shameful to actually talented religious artists who are being ignored.

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 2 місяці тому +43

      I once watched a Christian man talk about this video and his feelings on it were basically that this movie is damaging to Christianity and will absolutely make atheists feel so mocked by it that if they were thinking about converting and then saw this in Church, and heard all the people in the Church boo when the atheists came on screen, they would leave more firmly atheist than when they came in.
      And he's right.

    • @funsize69
      @funsize69 Місяць тому

      Are there any fun Jewish counterpart movies?

    • @floraposteschild4184
      @floraposteschild4184 Місяць тому +3

      @@catpoke9557 For me, it's not that atheists are "mocked" -- because Obvious Strawman is obvious -- but because a large number of Christians apparently think God's Not Dead is good and/or support it with their money. Or they stay silent about it, and don't rock the evangelical boat. Are those the kind of people I want to associate with even, if I suddenly thought God was real?

  • @nerdoftheatre
    @nerdoftheatre 2 місяці тому +545

    8:03 I love how the entire premise is, "This one student has to present stuff that is not on the syllabus." And they still show students attending. Most of those students would be gone by day 2 or 3. A few probably would've gone to the dept chair to say that they just want to learn and there's this BS going on.
    Mainly I don't think this would happen because the other students would get tired of this professor's BS.

    • @moonlitmortician6694
      @moonlitmortician6694 2 місяці тому +121

      lol, Imagine you’re taking college level biology and then for the first semester, your prof just argues with some kid about evolution. I’d at least want some of my tuition back.

    • @darraghtate440
      @darraghtate440 2 місяці тому +80

      Well, to be fair I doubt the writers of the film spent a lot of time in higher education. They write college like it's secondary school.

    • @overlordpichu5577
      @overlordpichu5577 2 місяці тому +62

      some professors could get away with it if they had tenure or otherwise strong connections. honestly whats more unrealistic i would argue is that kevin sorbos character cares enough to single the one kid out for debate when he'd probably just continue on regardless with the expectation that the kids gonna fail the class.

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 2 місяці тому +2

      True

    • @packerchu
      @packerchu 2 місяці тому +11

      Couldn’t they share their thoughts on God during office hours? I know I’d write in the evaluation about how the actual syllabus was hijacked because the professor couldn’t stick to it and the student just had to prove his point right then and there. I suppose in the sequels would be the other students take turns discussing what the most pressing issue in their lives- the commute to school, tuition, dorm life, work study conditions, maintaining qualifications for scholarships, even things outside of campus and so forth.

  • @sharonrivers9920
    @sharonrivers9920 2 місяці тому +234

    I was surprised in the third film that they included a line of the brother calling out the "Christian persecution complex" which is literally what all of these films have going for them. It does feel that the third film is the most based in reality by not making every atheist out to be a cartoon villain caricature. No wonder their fanbase hated it so much.

    • @DuelaDent52
      @DuelaDent52 2 місяці тому +40

      I love how the second film ends with “oh no, they’re coming after Reverend Dave!” and then in the third the problem is immediately settled because they’re normal people.
      Also, “I’m a black preacher from the Deep South, I could build you a whole new church with the amount of bricks that have been thrown through my window” is honestly a great quote.

  • @GremlinScribe
    @GremlinScribe 2 місяці тому +383

    I was in college around the time this movie came out and I literally woke up to someone texting me "God's not dead :)" Like, why did they even have my number?!

    • @alexv3372
      @alexv3372 2 місяці тому +66

      Ngl sounds hella scary and ominous

    • @MelMelodyWerner
      @MelMelodyWerner 2 місяці тому

      I bet you would prefer if it was a frowny face emoticon, you commulist sicko :v

    • @beanofknowledge2125
      @beanofknowledge2125 2 місяці тому +45

      "It was God himself"
      ~The people who made this movie, probably

    • @go_offurself8748
      @go_offurself8748 2 місяці тому +32

      I love the condescending “:)”

    • @surrealsweets8741
      @surrealsweets8741 2 місяці тому +1

      Lol dude it's the big slime

  • @roarinfireball
    @roarinfireball 2 місяці тому +245

    I was just in Middle School when the first movie came out. I remember the hardcore Christians in my family were excited to see it.
    I decided to watch it, and this was before I knew what Christian Nationalists were. Even back then, the movie felt very creepy. Almost like indoctrination. Especially the part about the Muslim family…it really struck a nerve with me even when I was a Christian, because I knew that Muslims are nothing like this film portrayed then as.

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  2 місяці тому +51

      Honestly throughout the franchise, it portrays non-Christians very bizarrely. I think the writers lack the vision and perspective to actually develop and portray them with humanity.

    • @roarinfireball
      @roarinfireball 2 місяці тому

      @@myfriendscallmepat The theme of the movie is god is real, and correct. Atheists are full of themselves, and evil. Not to mention it’s rooted in the idea that Christians are persecuted.
      It’s a bit scary to see people buy into this kind of propaganda.

    • @katl.7022
      @katl.7022 2 місяці тому +27

      YEAH I was in middle school at the time too and I remember being especially upset about the Muslim family. My aunt and uncle had a college student from a majority Muslim country living in their house while I was growing up and I suspect having him in the family may have helped safeguard me from a lot of the islamophobic sentiment I was surrounded by growing up. This movie frustrated me so much at the time because it felt like everyone at the Christian school I went to at the time loved it and I could tell it was extremely dishonest about how the world actually was.

    • @roarinfireball
      @roarinfireball 2 місяці тому

      @@katl.7022 If you want more dishonesty, just keep reading the Bible. Not trying to bash Christians who take good morals from the Bible, but religion has always been a fabricated lie to justify more fabricated lies. From ancient Sumerians, to the first Canaanite Jews, to the Crusades; it’s all been used to justify atrocities. God’s Not Dead is just the next stepping stone for Christians to turn North America into a Theocracy.

  • @seethreepio
    @seethreepio 2 місяці тому +182

    i mean realistically, if a college professor started threatening a student, harassing them because of their religious beliefs, and made a major part of their curriculum circle around their own beliefs, they’re getting fired, or at least investigated. like i know this movie isn’t realistic at all and is supposed to be like “look how evil this atheist is!!!!” but also like. that’s how you can tell these writers have never set foot in a college classroom.

    • @Colddirector
      @Colddirector 2 місяці тому

      I wouldn't be surprised if it was all projection too - like they're mad they can't force their beliefs on everyone else, so they project it on those evil atheist college professors who keep making the youngins stray from God.

  • @Diamond123682
    @Diamond123682 2 місяці тому +209

    I clicked on this not knowing there were already 4 GND movies and you're telling me they've made a FIFTH ONE?!

    • @alexv3372
      @alexv3372 2 місяці тому +4

      Are you kidding me?!
      Won’t these people ever learn ?!
      What’s next a sixth one?!

    • @slorms7838
      @slorms7838 2 місяці тому +9

      i honestly thought there was only one for the longest time

    • @ivoryphoenix7
      @ivoryphoenix7 2 місяці тому +2

      I’d only heard of them making two before today.

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 2 місяці тому

      @@alexv3372 Before you know it, they'll do a 666th film, ironically speaking.

    • @ShonkTeHonktalks
      @ShonkTeHonktalks Місяць тому +2

      I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A 4TH MOVIE!

  • @Campbellzilla
    @Campbellzilla 2 місяці тому +334

    Remember folks: Pat got bored and annoyed for your sins....Hey can you file for tax exempt status? I just had a wild idea.

    • @caffetiel
      @caffetiel 2 місяці тому +19

      Hail Pat who flagellates his mind for our sins halley-luau

  • @sophiedowney1077
    @sophiedowney1077 2 місяці тому +169

    Just so you know, the high number of non-subscribers is actually kind of a good thing, because it means the algorithm likes you and shows your stuff to a lot of people.

    • @tatertotbobaandpieck
      @tatertotbobaandpieck 2 місяці тому +9

      Only if people actually end up subscribing tho 😭

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 2 місяці тому +15

      ​@@tatertotbobaandpieckYou get money for each individual view, not for subs. Subs are good because they give you somewhat of a safety net and, for some reason as of late, also unlock more features for you to make your video better?? Which makes no sense because that means it's harder to get subs now... Since people who have them have access to more features to improve the experience... But whatever, that's not relevant lol
      The point is that someone with a million subs whose video never gets shown to anyone outside of their subs is very likely going to do worse financially than someone with less subs whose videos get shown to millions of random people. Subs actually don't click on videos by people they're subscribed to very often.

  • @OwlExterminator
    @OwlExterminator 2 місяці тому +267

    HOMOSEXUAL AND UNIMPRESSED needs to be on a T-shirt.

    • @AC-hj9tv
      @AC-hj9tv 2 місяці тому +5

      😂😂

    • @Loki_K
      @Loki_K 2 місяці тому +3

      God yes. I'd wear it.

    • @pepperbytez8128
      @pepperbytez8128 2 місяці тому

      Gay and unpleased
      Fruity and indifferent

  • @manwithamask3967
    @manwithamask3967 2 місяці тому +220

    As Christian
    I hate Christian media other than like the Prince of Egypt and Veggietales

    • @geo-fry6372
      @geo-fry6372 2 місяці тому +53

      Very fair. Those are actually great animation projects

    • @cole6843
      @cole6843 2 місяці тому +47

      I love prince of egypt! 90 percent of Christian media is atrocious. Pureflix actually made a christian movie thats a rip-off of saw! But sometimes you find a diamond in the rough!

    • @minnesotarailfan12
      @minnesotarailfan12 2 місяці тому +64

      The prince of Egypt worked because it wasn’t indoctrination, it was just telling a story.
      And it was also a beautiful movie to watch.
      Movies about religion and with major religious themes work the best when they’re not trying to shove their respective faith down your throat and make everything else seem horrible.

    • @UnstableEquilibrium
      @UnstableEquilibrium 2 місяці тому +2

      same.

    • @andrewcapra7153
      @andrewcapra7153 2 місяці тому

      Risen was actually pretty good, it's the story of the crucifiction from the perspective of a Roman soldier who's really fucking confused about this weird cult that shares all money and property among themselves that keeps claiming that the guy who was executed three days ago is a god who came back from the underworld to save everyone from damnation

  • @marcomora4545
    @marcomora4545 2 місяці тому +168

    Of course the professor does not believe in the Christian god, after all he is Hercules, son of Zeus.

    • @Itcouldbebunnies
      @Itcouldbebunnies 2 місяці тому +20

      Plus, he knows God is definitely dead. Because he's the one who killed him.😅

  • @AtomikNY
    @AtomikNY 2 місяці тому +126

    I like that you have a French revolutionary calendar on the wall behind your monitor. This is exactly the kind of nerd I want UA-cam to be serving me more of.

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  2 місяці тому +35

      I have to replace it soon I'm so sad, lasted a good four years though

  • @lizc6393
    @lizc6393 2 місяці тому +161

    As a devout Christian with a philosophy degree, I guarantee that I resent these movies more than the vast majority of atheists. Thanks for managing to make the analysis entertaining even if I was fuming for pretty much the entire video 😅

  • @valsoop
    @valsoop 2 місяці тому +136

    I would ask "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS PAT?" But I would be lying if I said I wasn't waiting on someone to watch all the new movies and talk about how terrible they are 😭
    Your sacrifice is appreciated 🙏🏻

  • @pattsworth
    @pattsworth 2 місяці тому +36

    As someone in their 30s who was homeschooled K-12, I can absolutely attest that homeschooling should be regulated. I was one of the lucky ones where, though my family was very religious, my mom still cared about me having a legitimately good education. And when she reached her limits on her personal knowledge with subjects like math and science, she put me in a charter program which allowed me to go to classes once a week with actual teachers at a charter campus, and then bring assignments home the rest of the week to work on. There were other kids there too, so I got to socialize and learn more of who I was.
    I knew a lot of other homeschooled kids who didn't get that supplemental schooling like I did, and I saw them struggle as we got older. Some parents are really well intentioned and think they can do the best for their kids, but teachers get degrees for a reason. And, as you mentioned, many parents who homeschool are not well-intentioned and use it to conceal abuse.

  • @kevinl684
    @kevinl684 2 місяці тому +142

    The first movie came out around the time I was in school and I always thought it was funny how they portrayed the relationship between the Christian student and the atheist professor. The persecution complex is so strong in this series. I’m Christian and one of my favorite professors was my atheist poli science/philosophy professor. His whole thing was you should be able to defend what you believe, and simply saying “I don’t know isn’t good enough”. Even during our discussions it was never antagonistic and I learned so much from him.

    • @alexv3372
      @alexv3372 2 місяці тому +5

      He pretty much chill like that?
      Respect dude 🫡

    • @djamtz
      @djamtz 2 місяці тому +1

      And you still have your faith right?

    • @kevinl684
      @kevinl684 2 місяці тому +14

      @@djamtz right now I’m still figuring out where I am. I think the last few years of seeing some Christians act power hungry and treat those the Bible says to help with such hatred and contempt has done more harm to my faith than my professor asking questions.

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 2 місяці тому +17

      I think "I don't know" is occasionally okay. I mean, ultimately, EVERY belief eventually leads to "I don't know." But I guess maybe he was saying that every time you realize something you don't know, you should try to find an answer? Even if you never succeed in it. I think I could agree to that. It's always great to try to find the answers even if it may not be possible.

  • @norcatch
    @norcatch 2 місяці тому +67

    The bad father beating his daughter scene is ironic considering religious extremists of every ilk tend to beat their children. So the people making this film should know what it looks like.

    • @HerculeDevantrien
      @HerculeDevantrien 2 місяці тому +17

      The scene plays out exactly like what happens to a lot of LGBT kids when they come out to their religious parents, but I doubt the filmmakers were self-aware enough to see the irony

    • @SophieRoseLive
      @SophieRoseLive Місяць тому

      the bible is very clear about how it's pro-child beating

  • @aliasfakename3159
    @aliasfakename3159 2 місяці тому +315

    In the past few years, Christianity went from a highly regarded religion to "the religion that keeps us from having nice things like proper schools and healthcare."

    • @minnesotarailfan12
      @minnesotarailfan12 2 місяці тому +67

      It’s how it intertwined with politics in the US. Christianity is an incredibly diverse, incredibly broad belief system especially here in the United States, but if you’re interested in learning how the religion (specifically white, conservative evangelical Christians and nationalists) became such a driving political force in the modern day I recommend you read “Preparing for War” by Bradley Onishi and “Jesus and John Wayne” (I forget the author). Both very good, informative reads.

    • @severalwolves
      @severalwolves 2 місяці тому +45

      @@minnesotarailfan12 another great source is Rick Perlstein, whose been writing a series of detailed examinations of the development of the modern right wing in America.
      so far there are 4 books in the series, and he just got up to Reagan, who is the first president to successfully unite both the reactionary fundamentalist/nationalist Christian base with neoliberal business interests. they’re super interesting and insightful books, and they really put modern politics into context.

    • @minnesotarailfan12
      @minnesotarailfan12 2 місяці тому +8

      @@severalwolves Thanks, I’ll check them out!

    • @angelman906
      @angelman906 2 місяці тому +9

      More like people have realized that over the years, it has always been that way for the most part.

    • @ShackSalmon
      @ShackSalmon 2 місяці тому +9

      I don’t think it’s been the last few years more like last 50 years. You should listen to the song “cannons of Christianity” by Phil Ochs from the 60s

  • @JSargeK
    @JSargeK 2 місяці тому +51

    Pat. Thank you, I haven't been able to watch someone else watch God's Not Dead and slowly feel their soul leave them in a long time.

  • @kothepowcardfan11
    @kothepowcardfan11 2 місяці тому +114

    I GOT A PUREFLIX AD IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS???

  • @maleficking6556
    @maleficking6556 2 місяці тому +71

    The notion of "if you hate God, then he must be real" is funny because of how this can be interchanged. If I was in the movie universe and I say "I hate Freddy Kreuger", would that suddenly make everyone believe the character is real and a sleepless crisis ensues? Would the God's Not Dead movies suddenly become a Nightmare on Elm Street prequel?

    • @Memento_Mori_Morals
      @Memento_Mori_Morals 2 місяці тому +3

      What does it say if you are just unsure or ambivalent about God's existance? 😂

    • @maleficking6556
      @maleficking6556 2 місяці тому +5

      @@Memento_Mori_Morals Impossible. Either you believe in God or you're an antagonist.

    • @Rougarou99
      @Rougarou99 2 місяці тому

      Even funnier when Shane had no way of knowing Kevin Sorbo’s tragic backstory. The entire Few Good Men-esque ending would have flopped if Sorbo’s character was actually an atheist.

  • @randomspider725
    @randomspider725 2 місяці тому +181

    Two things:
    1. As someone who was indoctrinated as a kid, I can indeed confirm that Christians say “God is good all the time, and all the time, God is good.” Our pastor literally ended every Sunday sermon with that line.
    2. You reminded me that My Gym Partner Is A Monkey exists and that is honestly cursed. That show was like a fever dream.

    • @Nassifeh
      @Nassifeh 2 місяці тому +19

      #1 was very, very much taken from Black churches which is just a particular kind of special when white evangelicals do it.

    • @Malkmusianful
      @Malkmusianful 2 місяці тому +8

      #1 sounds like a very evangelical mega-churchy thing
      Somehow I managed to avoid that. And my church wouldn't let my brother volunteer in the daycare because he cut his hair short. If you're wondering why, well, my brother's trans and this was before he came out.

    • @joshuamoody7729
      @joshuamoody7729 2 місяці тому +2

      My Gym Partner is A Monkey was the best kind of fever dream imo.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 місяці тому +2

      Man I loved that show. It was so silly

    • @423adriana
      @423adriana 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Malkmusianful they also say it at the catholic church i grew up in so who's to say?

  • @MarxistMomentum
    @MarxistMomentum 2 місяці тому +615

    "Watching every terrible 'God's Not Dead' movie in 2024" is redundant. They're all terrible.

    • @Wardog01Actual
      @Wardog01Actual 2 місяці тому +9

      Dude! You beat me to it! Great job. 😂

    • @AxelLloyd
      @AxelLloyd 2 місяці тому +3

      God’s not dead 3 wasn’t that bad from what I heard

    • @RedSunUnderParadise
      @RedSunUnderParadise 2 місяці тому +14

      God's not Dead 6 will be better because it will have Epic Kaiju fights! Trust!

    • @bl00dech0s
      @bl00dech0s 2 місяці тому +5

      i work at a movie theater and read the description for the newest one and it was something like “does god have a place in politics still?” i was seriously jaw dropped seeing this movie play at the same time as the forge and a movie called am i racist 😭 its crazy

    • @qc6057
      @qc6057 2 місяці тому +1

      So are all theists. You believe in something, I’ll send you to see him.

  • @Beenman2210
    @Beenman2210 2 місяці тому +69

    Imagine getting an auto 100% for 1/3rd of your final grade just by signing a piece of paper and still saying no

  • @metronicmagician1816
    @metronicmagician1816 2 місяці тому +36

    The fact that every non Christian main character from the first movie was punished or hurt in some way down the line is utterly insane. Especially since the whole point of that movie was making believers out of non believers. The philosophy teacher got killed after deciding to convert to Christianity and make amends with his partner, the liberal gets cancer and broken up with by her lover, and with the Muslim family the daughter gets into a devastating car crash after being a Christian years down the line. Every single one of theme eventually turns to go whether that’s right as they get punished, after they punished, or well well before they get punished it leaves this acrid taste that no matter what you do the fact you weren’t born of Christian means you must be punished (unless you’re an abusive father who beat his daughter for becoming Christian). Hell you could even spin the Muslim family one where the daughter was punished because her father didn’t believe in god since he was the main emotional point of that whole interaction.
    It’s utterly horrifying how much hatred towards non believers the evangelical Christians have that even in a movie where the whole point if non believers become believers they can’t have their “not them” get off for free (again unless you’re an abusive father who beat his daughter for becoming a Christian).

  • @FTZPLTC
    @FTZPLTC 2 місяці тому +70

    As a wannabe writer, I wish I could bottle the confidence of writers who set out to write legal thrillers with the knowledge base of having heard of The Devil & Daniel Webster once.

    • @sophiedowney1077
      @sophiedowney1077 2 місяці тому +12

      These movies make Ace Attorney look like an incredibly well-researched and accurate legal documentary.

  • @ck1011Original
    @ck1011Original 2 місяці тому +27

    The crazy thing is, I had a philosophy professor in college that was maybe 10% the level of the guy in the movie. He got fired. After one semester.

  • @Othaur
    @Othaur 2 місяці тому +58

    I feel watching all of the God's Not Dead movies is the very defintion of Lovecraftian horror. Thank you for sacrificing your sanity for this.

  • @samuelmackey7081
    @samuelmackey7081 2 місяці тому +33

    As a left wing Christian (there’s more of us than right wing Christians but you’ll never know it), I hate how right wing Christians portray us. It really sucks to see being Christian portrayed in such a terrible way. I promise we aren’t crazy like the people in the movies lol.

    • @RedPigSpartan
      @RedPigSpartan 2 місяці тому

      I am right wingish Christian and this movie franchise makes me want to vomit

    • @kokolicous
      @kokolicous 21 день тому +1

      Agreed!

  • @Campbellzilla
    @Campbellzilla 2 місяці тому +87

    Thanks for suffering for our amusement.

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  2 місяці тому +15

      I really needed this after walking out of another terrible movie on my Saturday, thank you so much. I hope my suffering provides comedy at the least hehe

  • @phoenixkingtheo
    @phoenixkingtheo 2 місяці тому +70

    How you can tell the writers are incapable of imagining other religions are real, 100% when the Muslim girl gets in a car wreck, the dad would think that was proof Allah was punishing her for leaving the faith

  • @crescentfreshsongs
    @crescentfreshsongs 2 місяці тому +32

    I'm still looking forward to "God's Not Dead vs. Jason" and "God's Not Dead: Tokyo Drift".

    • @DuelaDent52
      @DuelaDent52 2 місяці тому +5

      God’s Not Dead 9: Jesus Goes To Hell - The Final (Good) Friday

    • @catsmom129
      @catsmom129 14 днів тому

      @@DuelaDent52there’s actually a Bible verse that says Jesus went to hell to preach the gospel. A creative mind could make that into a great movie!

    • @DuelaDent52
      @DuelaDent52 13 днів тому +1

      @@catsmom129 That’s partially the pun I was trying to make!

  • @roccaflocca4312
    @roccaflocca4312 2 місяці тому +31

    These movies all sound like the "And then everyone started clapping" joke meme.

  • @Scoottheboot670
    @Scoottheboot670 2 місяці тому +43

    "In the name of tolerance and diversity i say we destroy her" is such a fucking hilarious line.

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  2 місяці тому +5

      Metcalfe did a good job with the script he was given tbh

  • @Jakeinlivincolor
    @Jakeinlivincolor 2 місяці тому +73

    Pat, was you aware of the 10th anniversary Extended Cut of the first film? It's in the $5 bin at Walmart if you're wanting to torture yourself even more?

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  2 місяці тому +42

      Not today Satan!

    • @Jakeinlivincolor
      @Jakeinlivincolor 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@myfriendscallmepatlmao what if I bought u the DVD and shipped it to ya? Lol

    • @Malkmusianful
      @Malkmusianful 2 місяці тому +2

      Wait, they made an extended cut of God's Not Dead?
      WHY?!

    • @Jakeinlivincolor
      @Jakeinlivincolor 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Malkmusianful because the film was a big hit for the studio and the film still has a following. It's like a couple of years ago, the studio that holds the rights to the OG Left Behind films released a 20th anniversary DVD with a 4k remaster....

  • @Pancake-teef
    @Pancake-teef 2 місяці тому +51

    I immediately subscribed at the “I remain, sitting in my chair, homosexual, and unimpressed.” 0:39

    • @Mibit911
      @Mibit911 2 місяці тому

      That's where I clicked off

    • @switchie1987
      @switchie1987 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Mibit911 Bot!

    • @Mibit911
      @Mibit911 2 місяці тому

      @@switchie1987 or i just have my own views and opnions?

    • @switchie1987
      @switchie1987 2 місяці тому +4

      @@Mibit911 I mean, yeah.
      I'm just confused as to why you express them in this way-
      It does seem rather silly to click off the video, only to come back just to voice that opinion.
      It *does* give an outward appearance of you being a *little* weird, y'know?
      By all means, have your opinions.
      But like, wouldn't it be better, at least in your mind, to just leave well enough alone?

    • @Mibit911
      @Mibit911 2 місяці тому

      @@switchie1987 no

  • @rmyers99
    @rmyers99 2 місяці тому +28

    I'm gonna need to see the rest of that video with the two rapping old people. The guy saying the word "what" was what put it over the top for me. Rapping granny has a nice flow too. Girl's got skills.

    • @SpookyL1ttleDude
      @SpookyL1ttleDude 2 місяці тому +2

      That video is called rapping for Jesus, otherwise known as Jesus Christ is my N***a, and yes, they say it

    • @GraySlate
      @GraySlate 2 місяці тому +19

      It’s called Rappin’ for Jesus, you’re in for a treat

    • @severalwolves
      @severalwolves 2 місяці тому +12

      yeah just as a heads up, it’s not exactly Safe For Work material. better keep the headphones on for that bad boy…

    • @Cxptivate
      @Cxptivate 2 місяці тому +1

      I be cutting up Hella to that song

  • @lonesavior
    @lonesavior 2 місяці тому +21

    One important thing Pat didn't mention is that the credits of each movie have real life court cases that inspired the movies.
    Except if you look up those cases they are all far worse, things like a school counselor getting in trouble for refusing to work with gay students or a nunnery suing the government because they had the option to have birth control covered under Obamacare.

  • @thatdude1853
    @thatdude1853 2 місяці тому +52

    That Christian cinema (Krysten Sinema) sent me. I knew this video was gonna be a banger.

    • @sofiah44
      @sofiah44 2 місяці тому +2

      i instantly went to like the video as soon as i saw that joke LOL

    • @StephreyLynn
      @StephreyLynn 2 місяці тому +2

      @@sofiah44 same!

  • @sableknight1616
    @sableknight1616 2 місяці тому +16

    I feel both loved and called out lol. Both me and my friends decided to marathon all four God’s Not Dead films almost a year ago with a bunch of alcohol and cake. We came out with all the bottles gone, half the cake eaten, and a feeling of disbelief, misery and…surprising indifference.

  • @jackiespaceman
    @jackiespaceman 2 місяці тому +45

    “Erstwhile” actually means “former”
    I’m only correcting you because I myself only learned this last week lol

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  2 місяці тому +13

      Fuck my malapropism edit check failed lmao (glad to learn though)

  • @broisyougobbling
    @broisyougobbling 2 місяці тому +26

    What a great start to my saturday. Thanks for your sacrifice Pat 🙏

  • @Raza_T1AO
    @Raza_T1AO 2 місяці тому +49

    "Homosexual and unimpressed" I'm literally saving that under my list of quotes in Google Notes (yes, I will date it and with your name)

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  2 місяці тому +11

      If you're on the quote list, that's how you know it's a good line

  • @jonathansnyder8790
    @jonathansnyder8790 2 місяці тому +28

    Watching Patrick’s videos are like listening to a cool new band that nobody else has heard of yet. Once Patrick blows up, I’ll get to brag about how I was a fan before it was cool 😎

  • @brandonsclips7741
    @brandonsclips7741 2 місяці тому +49

    As a devout Christian we only have like 4 good pieces of Christian media.
    Vegie Tales
    Chronicles of Narnia
    Lord of the Rings
    Ultraman
    All the others are either so boring or bad. Mostly because unlike those other ones mentioned they dont know how to tie in any actual character of stakes into the faith. Its mostly just a dude being superficially sad about his marriage being bad, choosing to change and then its instantly better.

    • @justyourlocalnerd8629
      @justyourlocalnerd8629 2 місяці тому

      Real. It’s so annoying honestly because it makes it look like Christians can’t make good media. They can, it’s just that a lot of the mainstream stuff sucks

    • @Silburific
      @Silburific 2 місяці тому +26

      How did you not include "Prince of Egypt"?

    • @jamesrule1338
      @jamesrule1338 2 місяці тому +6

      ... Ultraman is Christian?

    • @brandonsclips7741
      @brandonsclips7741 2 місяці тому +18

      @jamesrule1338 when I say that I'm like..40% joking. It was originally created by someone of Christian faith and the general messages are align with Christian doctrine. As well as the early seasons using a lot of Christian imagery in a positive way.
      But again it's somewhat of a joke.

    • @kittycatmeowmeow963
      @kittycatmeowmeow963 2 місяці тому +5

      There's also Dogma, Saved, and The Prince of Egypt.

  • @PenguinArmy413
    @PenguinArmy413 2 місяці тому +21

    I remember when the first movie came out, I actually received a "GOD'S NOT DEAD!!" text from someone in my contacts.
    I didn't know what the movie was and I was just like "what does this mean bro"

  • @TheCHD
    @TheCHD 2 місяці тому +65

    Pat's not Dad

  • @AdallynD
    @AdallynD 2 місяці тому +19

    "In the name of tolerance and diversity, I say we DESTROY her!!!!" is one of the funniest lines of dialogue I've ever heard in my life.

  • @redwaytoo
    @redwaytoo 2 місяці тому +63

    I feel like if God truly wasn't dead they wouldn't need 5 whole movies to prove it

  • @eljoel89
    @eljoel89 2 місяці тому +16

    My dad had a Duck Dynasty bible indicating both how popular it got, and how quickly it became dated...

  • @foxkadokawa6702
    @foxkadokawa6702 2 місяці тому +21

    When I was a little kid, I saw the movie cover of "God's not dead" at Walmart and assumed it was a horror movie bc I thought the guy on the cover was crossing out the word "not."
    I didn't really understand what religion is (I literally went to a summer Bible camp thing for an entire summer and never knew it was religious). Can't remember what I thought of "God" being in the title, but saying anything "is dead" automatically made me believe it was a horror movie.

    • @tyringer8961
      @tyringer8961 2 місяці тому +5

      Underrated comment, "God is dead" would be a awesome eldritch horror movie

    • @foxkadokawa6702
      @foxkadokawa6702 2 місяці тому

      @@tyringer8961 I'm technically a writer. Given enough time, I could probably come up with a book plot.

  • @bombom-sz4cr
    @bombom-sz4cr 2 місяці тому +10

    Your the first reviewer to mention good luck Charlie. When I first discovered this film i was like the Disney check must have dried up.

  • @randomy2bhandle
    @randomy2bhandle 2 місяці тому +17

    The death of the professor was actually pretty insidious, now that you mention it.

  • @Delta225
    @Delta225 2 місяці тому +12

    "Man, Myth, Messiah" sounds like an awesome band name too ngl

  • @coolbug9333
    @coolbug9333 2 місяці тому +13

    Commenting for the algorithm. Thanks for subjecting yourself to that man 🤟🏽

  • @sebastiankalstrom237
    @sebastiankalstrom237 Місяць тому +9

    "If your ideal father-beating-his-daughter scene involves slow motion, start the fuck over." A truer statement has never been made.

  • @NCRLouTenant
    @NCRLouTenant 2 місяці тому +28

    PAT NO, I watched 2 IN a church and it wad so bad, the audience "interaction" made it even worse.

  • @Kash-eb7rj
    @Kash-eb7rj 2 місяці тому +8

    almost an hour long video from Pat HELL YEAH!!!

  • @BrianS1981
    @BrianS1981 2 місяці тому +14

    The Roman persecutions were largely mythological, right up until christians gained power and decided all non-christians were unpersons.

    • @RedPigSpartan
      @RedPigSpartan 2 місяці тому

      Contradiction much?

    • @laughingbeast4481
      @laughingbeast4481 Місяць тому

      Weren't those Christians that get to power also persecuting other Christian sects as soon as they could ?

  • @danielponder690
    @danielponder690 2 місяці тому +7

    love the orange shirt Pat! Also, my aunt bumped into Judge Pirro in Fairfield CT, she said Pirro was actually quite nice in person and acknowledged a lot of people disagree with her politics.

  • @andreasfoerster772
    @andreasfoerster772 2 місяці тому +39

    I’m a devout Christian and I DESPISE these movies. True religion should be apolitical and philosophically artistic, not brain dead, bigoted propaganda. There’s an absurd divide created by our society that says you must be religious or pro gay rights, or any other sensible thing (separation of ideology and state, importance of science, etc.). I came to Christianity through logic, actual logic, not this nonsense made by morons who make the ignorant claims of Richard Dawkins seem sensible. And I see my faith as a guide for standing up for peace and unconditional love. These are the commands of Jesus Christ. Anyone who says otherwise is either ignorant or a charlatan.

    • @Sedge2
      @Sedge2 2 місяці тому +6

      so unbelievably based, kudos to you friend

    • @Memento_Mori_Morals
      @Memento_Mori_Morals 2 місяці тому

      A faith of love, yes, a religion of it? Lol nowhere near... from the crusades to 2024, Christians too often use their religoin to take rights from others.

    • @janellerichardson7423
      @janellerichardson7423 2 місяці тому +2

      Same!

    • @SineN0mine3
      @SineN0mine3 2 місяці тому +1

      apolitical religion is like apolitical education, oxymoronic.

    • @lorenzodicapo6305
      @lorenzodicapo6305 2 місяці тому +1

      Interesting. Finding religion has nothing to do with logic though. Faith is basically the suspension of disbelief based on feelings rather than evidence and there's nothing logical about that. However you became reborn, rational thought wasn't part of it.

  • @Squishy876
    @Squishy876 2 місяці тому +17

    "I remain sitting in my chair homosexual and unimpressed" better be on the merch you eventually drop

  • @mysticking16
    @mysticking16 2 місяці тому +19

    I saw this movie and I'm 100% positive that the Chinese guy at 9:39 is supposed to be a metaphor for communism.

  • @elle1107
    @elle1107 Місяць тому +4

    I'm so entertained by your editing style. It must take so much time and I'M greatly enjoying myself

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  Місяць тому +1

      Thanks boss! Coasting off what I learned in computer camp years ago, but glad to see that it's working hehe

  • @nataliemutschelknaus6951
    @nataliemutschelknaus6951 2 місяці тому +6

    Pat I’ve been watching your videos for month and they’re always so funny and insightful!! Thank you king ❤

  • @jeffreywriddlejr
    @jeffreywriddlejr 2 місяці тому +12

    After watching GND 2, I can see where the principal got mad at her for going a sentence too far when she quotes the whole "join me in heaven" part. But even then, that's more of a "yo, don't do that again" type issue and not "you're being put on admin leave while we sort this out"

    • @MarshalMarrs-eu9yh
      @MarshalMarrs-eu9yh 2 місяці тому

      I would rather be reincarnated than go to either heaven or hell!

  • @my_randomology
    @my_randomology 2 місяці тому +42

    Damn. I sat to react to the entire Fast and Furious Saga, but THIS feels like actual torture.

    • @dohnjoe9211
      @dohnjoe9211 2 місяці тому +5

      At least a few movies in the Fast franchise are tolerable.

    • @geo-fry6372
      @geo-fry6372 2 місяці тому +15

      @@dohnjoe9211most of them are at least fun popcorn flicks that have decent themes about family. I don’t think god’s not dead has any redeeming qualities

    • @my_randomology
      @my_randomology 2 місяці тому +3

      @@geo-fry6372 Believe me that I literally had to stop at one point and chug vodka because the franchise got to a point of stupidity I couldn't handle.

    • @geo-fry6372
      @geo-fry6372 2 місяці тому +1

      @@my_randomology there’s one scene early in 9 that comes to mind (and it even isn’t when they go to space)

    • @racool911
      @racool911 2 місяці тому +1

      @@my_randomologyTbf that's the only reason I watch the franchise. To see them do stupid shit with cars

  • @Blitzsthal
    @Blitzsthal 2 місяці тому +11

    "Her normal bread and butter of wine mom racism," got me good.

  • @Rebehxa
    @Rebehxa 2 місяці тому +11

    I'm a Christian, and when I was a teen I watched the original movie so many times. Not necessarily out of my own volition. But the crazy part about this movie, that truly is objectively not good cinema, is that compared to A LOT of other Christian media, _this movie is one of the better ones_. Which truly should say something about the other contemporary Christian movies out there

  • @kittycatmeowmeow963
    @kittycatmeowmeow963 2 місяці тому +15

    38:46 I'm Christian and I know what you mean. I know an annoying, crazy Catholic girl who invited me to church once, so I thought fast and got out of it by telling her that I couldn't because of the fact that I sing in chancel choir.

  • @Burningsok5
    @Burningsok5 2 місяці тому +43

    Fun fact: Ray Wise plays the Devil in a lesser known TV series called Reaper

    • @Silburific
      @Silburific 2 місяці тому +10

      And he's the best part.

    • @daveyellick6685
      @daveyellick6685 2 місяці тому +1

      He also plays Father Leland in Psych

    • @emperorfrozenbillrulerofan8767
      @emperorfrozenbillrulerofan8767 2 місяці тому

      @@daveyellick6685 I like how Ray Wise is always typecasted to be some type of religious figure for some reason.

  • @yendys9334
    @yendys9334 2 місяці тому +10

    One of the most ridiculous facts about GND1 (and that’s saying something) is that Martin is speaking Cantonese and his father is speaking Mandarin on their phone calls-like did they think people wouldn’t notice 😭

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  2 місяці тому +2

      Oh yeah, it didn’t come up in the review but I was confused cuz I’d heard the lines were in Cantonese but it’s explicitly said that he’s from the PRC. Weird stuff!

    • @theghostofyankeejim
      @theghostofyankeejim Місяць тому +3

      I mean considering their target audience they probably *did* think that. Or maybe didn't know the difference themselves.

  • @Vesperitis
    @Vesperitis 2 місяці тому +23

    I have to say, whoever wrote this book/script has never been in a university class before.
    If I gave out an activity like in GnD1, my faculty board would go "What's your learning objective? What are your measurables? How are you creating an inclusive and equitable classroom? How are you allowing for multiple modes of expressions?" etc. etc. before going into "Do not annoy the largest religious group of the country."

  • @Rileysnewdad
    @Rileysnewdad 2 місяці тому +6

    No way you mentioned Dan’s Funeral, you’re a goat for that!

  • @GraysonOfYoutube
    @GraysonOfYoutube 2 місяці тому +7

    Spencer from good luck Charlie really went from cheating on teddy to cheating on Evolution with God.

  • @andrewschumm8253
    @andrewschumm8253 2 місяці тому +4

    I’ve never seen any of your videos before, but just in this one you’ve referenced Anatomy of a Fall and Dan’s Funeral. Also you have a Call Me By Your Name poster on your wall.
    For those things alone you’ve earned an instant follow. You are my people. 🤣

  • @Dinosaurianationazation
    @Dinosaurianationazation 2 місяці тому +11

    14:42 Comparing God's Not Dead to Dhar Mann is quite fitting ngl.

  • @motnurky7055
    @motnurky7055 2 місяці тому +12

    'Cause he's livin on the inside
    Roarin like a lion
    SHE GOT RUN OVER BY A CRAPPY PURPLE SCION

  • @gunnarthedude8205
    @gunnarthedude8205 2 місяці тому +13

    MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR TWIN PEAKS (go watch it it’s one of the best pieces of art ever made)
    I am genuinely so fascinated by the casting of Ray Wise as the villain of God’s Not Dead 2 all because of his (incredibly acted) role in Twin Peaks. Like, if they didn’t know his role in Twin Peaks, then they got EXTREMELY lucky in casting someone who’s most famous role is playing a character who repeatedly molests and murders his daughter as the villain, and if they DO know his role in Twin Peaks, then WOW is that brilliant. Either way, how did he end up here!?

  • @shortstuff780
    @shortstuff780 2 місяці тому +14

    Only 1 minute in, and fk you for that Kristen Sinema joke😭😂 i was spat water out

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  2 місяці тому +5

      I'm glad one person got it hehe that was one of my favorite jokes I put in the video

    • @shortstuff780
      @shortstuff780 2 місяці тому +2

      @@myfriendscallmepat it caught me off guard!! Great joke! 10/10

  • @Rabid-Bunny
    @Rabid-Bunny 2 місяці тому +3

    Great video. I spent most of it wondering where I’ve seen you before. You look exactly like Malcom from Malcom in the middle 😭😭

  • @XXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDD
    @XXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDD 20 днів тому +1

    Pat your hair looks wonderful!

  • @CHATOKO
    @CHATOKO 2 місяці тому +9

    i was just thinking the first movie would have ended a LOT better if the Wheaton guy was the one who tended to the professor’s injury and took him to the hospital. Maybe there the professor opens up more about his childhood to Wheaton while he comforts him daily. It would have made for a much better shift of power dynamic and showed the “love thy neighbor” biblicality a lot better.

    • @DuelaDent52
      @DuelaDent52 2 місяці тому +1

      But the evil teacher was an evil atheist! Forgiveness? Irrational grace? Loving thy enemy as one loves a friend? You can’t do that, you only deserve to live if you think like us.