I'm not even British but everything he says absolutely resonate with everyday life! It's amazing how his jokes are international without being rude or insulting
I think I have never been more greatful for understanding the English language. The man is hilarious. It's like we all see each other in his jokes, no matter what country we come from. Madness.
He is bringing up all kind of (painful) subjects without ever being disrespectful!!! His way of talking and acting in combination is so vivid I am having the feeling I experienced the same situation. Intelligent, funny, charming and everything else for being brilliant.🥰👏😂💕
Yes ♥ Also any van drivers with similar engines. It's been a huge change for me since I bought a proper van. Passing 3 cars + a tractor and it feels amazing hahaha.
I love the way he makes us laugh at ourselves. He knows just how we think on the road. For me it was generously letting in just one person into traffic..😄..just one..no sneaky blighters.
Love how stupid some people are. If you want all farmers to stop working, enjoy the forthcoming economic crisis and crash and lack of most meats and hundreds of other essential foods
my dad got stuck in traffic once and could tell that he was going to be there for a while so he got out and made a coffee with a camping kettle he had in the boot😂😂
I think the joke about being grateful about thanking drivers has to be Michael McIntyre’s best joke ever. He’s soo good because his comedy 90% relates to everyone and he never singles a certain group out. I hate it when comedians use most their content on their race or weight etc. This is pure comedy gold!!
I almost WET myself watching him doing that piece about the mouth surgery ordeal! I have watched it several times over the last couple of years, and I still think that's him at his most brilliant. That says a lot, since he's one of those stand-up comedian who's always astonishingly hilarious.
When you're in a queue of traffic and as you edge forward you're debating what's happening and then everyone in the car starts saying "do you see anything" "I think theres blue lights ahead"
This is comedy. Life relayed in a way that everyone can relate to without any of the other unwanted innuendos that usually come with some comedy acts. 👍🏽 genius
It's really funny when I'm driving and passing the cop car all most everytime 😂😂 no one else don't want to go. This is soo funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good Michael 👍
Oh so so true about watching the traffic on the other side and slightly chuffed your on the RIGHT SIDE. Plus he is so cute so cute. Plus his impression of the blinking hazard lights has got to be a first so funny.
I live in Dubai, which is a fantastic country and i love it immensely, but I could write an entire book on the outrageous things that go on on these roads. drivers give you way?! pah! never. need to turn into a lane to catch your junction? the driver in that lane will speed up to ensure you don't get in, making you miss your junction or alternatively risk almost getting into an accident by speeding up. cross hair junctions with cars wildly flying in all directions nearly missing each other. someone flashing their lights at you to get out of the way on a 6 lane road with 5 other lanes free for them to use to overtake. expect a note of gratitude for giving someone way . never ever. using indicators to indicate where youre turning? optional and mostly never bothered with. whatever the speed limit sign says, drive 20 mph more than that. 8 cars at the same on the same stretch of road overtaking and erratically lane hopping weaving in and out of each other. tires constantly exploding, because of the intense heat, but also because of reckless irresponsible car maintenance. and the one that never ceases to amaze and irritate me - can't find a parking space? no problem. park right next to the place you want to pop into in LITERALLY THE MIDDLE of a busy road and put hazard lights on (some don't even bother with this) thereby obstructing traffic and forcing everyone to drive around you, very often on a 2 way road. for this reason, accidents are a daily thing. i have been on thousands and thousands of journeys. I have never driven out and not seen at least 2 accidents on any given journey. But to its credit, people just get on with it and never road rage. i have never seen or heard anyone flying into a rage on the roads or getting into a fight. That's something at least.
He's the only comedian I constantly laugh out loud for. Very talented!
Very talented yes
Michael Kevin bridges frankie Boyle and billy connely always have me rolling
So true
I would suggest if you haven’t check out Dara O’Briain
One of the very few who doesn't use expletives to make the joke funny. Legend.
"you've made your decision, accept your fate, PRICK!" 😂😂😂😂
His impression of blinking hazard lights though 🤣🤣
Hazzard Hands 😂
Lisa M It’s so accurate and delightful 😂
It makes me not wanna use the hazard lights ever again =D
It's so adorable
Why is he getting more and more camp as time goes on?
I'm not even British but everything he says absolutely resonate with everyday life! It's amazing how his jokes are international without being rude or insulting
I think I have never been more greatful for understanding the English language. The man is hilarious. It's like we all see each other in his jokes, no matter what country we come from. Madness.
"i stopped my life for this I'm expecting some sort of gratitude" "RUDE PERSON"
Lauren I 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He is bringing up all kind of (painful) subjects without ever being disrespectful!!!
His way of talking and acting in combination is so vivid I am having the feeling I experienced the same situation.
Intelligent, funny, charming and everything else for being brilliant.🥰👏😂💕
"You think im not grateful?.. I'm Grateful" 😂😂
I totally agree
That hazard lights indicator gesture he does...omg..I can't 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
His moves are to die for... 🤣🙃😂
jeenadeep I fucking know right. 😂
A bit camp, sooo funny!
🤣🤣🤣
“I am generous to the tune of ONE vehicle” 😤
🤣
It's what's known as best flow for everyone. If everyone lets one vehicle out, both sets of traffic will continue to move.
I’ve never seen these bits before these are so funny
BMW drivers... is this an international phenomenon?!
Yes ♥ Also any van drivers with similar engines. It's been a huge change for me since I bought a proper van. Passing 3 cars + a tractor and it feels amazing hahaha.
Yep... Usually colossal jerks with tiny dicks! :)
yes... it deserves a scientific research...
Smell a bit of jealousy in here
Nope. None whatsoever.
I love the way he makes us laugh at ourselves. He knows just how we think on the road. For me it was generously letting in just one person into traffic..😄..just one..no sneaky blighters.
“U urban bastard “ that’s me on the tractor 😂😂😂
Can't believe how accurate the tractor bit is! And i'm not from UK, so it's happening everywhere? :D
kokoyap I probably passed you the other day
Yes! The tractors are tacking over!
It’s a global epidemic!!
Oh this is definitely not a UK thing, I’m in Uruguay and this happens all over Latin America
Love how stupid some people are. If you want all farmers to stop working, enjoy the forthcoming economic crisis and crash and lack of most meats and hundreds of other essential foods
FaithsStardust And you thought tractors were the worst epidemic you would see 😂
You made your decision! Accept your fate!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Prick !!!!
my dad got stuck in traffic once and could tell that he was going to be there for a while so he got out and made a coffee with a camping kettle he had in the boot😂😂
Ahha lol
Your dad is a legend 😂😂😂
That is peak dad behaviour lmao
What is a boot; other than what is on your foot
L Montaine in the UK the boot of a car is a storage space at the back of the car (known as a trunk in america)
Only two words required for Michael, “comedy genius”!!!!
"You think I'm not grateful? You think I'm not grateful?... But I am grateful!"🚘
Mondli Ngubane I have seen that bit so many times and still cracks me up and his hazard light moves 😂😆 just brilliant!!!
The flash car overtaking everyone outta no where is so true
I think the joke about being grateful about thanking drivers has to be Michael McIntyre’s best joke ever. He’s soo good because his comedy 90% relates to everyone and he never singles a certain group out. I hate it when comedians use most their content on their race or weight etc. This is pure comedy gold!!
Barry (voice cracking): "It's too late for me."
That one killed me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:40 It's too late for me! Save as many as you can!!!!!!
exposing us while keeping us laughing at ourselves - the craziness of driving. Love this guy.
😂 Hes just described my whole driving life to perfection, well done Sir 👏.
I was like “why is he trying to wake up the driver?” And then I remembered he is British so is the driver is on the other side 😂
I really love the old stuff I've never seen before - got any more??
will play this next time my dad gets road rage on a road trip.... it will NOT help, but it will be hilarious
Kevin Hart, Jack Whitehall & Michael McIntyre are my fave comedians everrr.. 🙌
I swear his name is akal akinkaker
Ackuw ackinkakr
OMG HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
😂🤣🤣😅
I almost WET myself watching him doing that piece about the mouth surgery ordeal! I have watched it several times over the last couple of years, and I still think that's him at his most brilliant. That says a lot, since he's one of those stand-up comedian who's always astonishingly hilarious.
No his name is Ackel Akingkaker
He's a genius. He's a human cartoon. Manages to exaggerate life to the ridiculous like no-one else can.
This is so real, and makes so much sense driving here in Australia.. That idiot thing is sticking in my head! 😂😂😂
My favourite comedian. We don't use hazard lights for thank you in Australia, but still hilarious. The rest I relate to.
Always a Pleasure watching Michael.
I love the Hazard Dance 😂
I'm from South Africa and all he said still applies to us.
I'm also from SA 🤗
I'm also from SA😂
Ditto !
It happens here in Ireland too 😂
OMG, he has helped me with my road rage. Someone is driving like a fool, (often, from US), all I can think of is "IDIOT" and start laughing.
Yeah, especially when the kids sayit too!! 😅
Michael you are my favorite comedian of all time..love you, you always make me laugh...xoxo..
As a tractor driver I love his take on us 😂🚜. All very true btw.
The hazard lights segment is my most favourite I've seen it like 10 times already and it's still so funny to me I cry :D
Agree, his best of a long list of brilliant sketches
He's the best because he doesn't go for the cheap laughs by swearing or doing easy jokes about MPs.
Hilarious ! one my fav comedians haha
Absolutely love this man! Watched him in malta and was choking on my own laughter. Absolute favourite 💖
Just when you think you've watched the funniest comedy ever you find another one. Great jokes.
Me and my dad where driving to a campsite once and we had 4 tractors in front of us. Being in the car with him then was hilarious 😂
Turning everyday life into comedic gold as always good on ya Michael
Being stuck behind tractors on country roads - so true😄
This was HILARIOUS. Anyone from any part of the world can relate to this LOL. Tops.
That tractor bit is so true...excellent comedy...
Save as many as you can - I almost died laughing at this!
When you're in a queue of traffic and as you edge forward you're debating what's happening and then everyone in the car starts saying "do you see anything" "I think theres blue lights ahead"
Thank you Michael, you have made my day.
Actually, this would be great in traffic school.😂
"Darling, wake up! These people are fucked!" hilarious
Hello, fellow Michael McIntyre fans!
yes hello! *pushes triangle button* xo
@@itschrispretorius from West Texas too!!
The hazard one 😂😂😂 I'm grateful 😂😂😂 that is sooooo ME 😂😂😃
This is comedy. Life relayed in a way that everyone can relate to without any of the other unwanted innuendos that usually come with some comedy acts. 👍🏽 genius
Come to Las Vegas! Your hands down a comic favorite! Complete genius you are!
I grew up in a small farm town, so I relate hard to the driving behind a tractor bit. The "Death Lane" thing is very real.
"When you're plowing, I don't drive in front of you at 5 miles/hour." 😅
Had me crying with the traffic and letting people in and not getting a thankyou 😂
what a genius. havent laughed so much for a while
I can only "like" this once but I'm *flashing* *flashing*, to say thankyou for the video
''Go on make your move! This thing actually does 70mph I'm just fucking with you you urban bastard!'' 😂😂
He is the funniest guy on earth :) love him.
It's really funny when I'm driving and passing the cop car all most everytime 😂😂 no one else don't want to go. This is soo funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good Michael 👍
Brilliant physicality.
As the owner of a Black BMW X5M I can confirm the tractor manoeuvre has happened several times within this week.
Joe Wilson Wingflex overtaking people in BWM X5M’s in an Audi A3 Quattro is satisfying though
Amy Until I boot it and I’m back up your arse
Wanker
The Truth seem a bit jealous to me
@@joewilsonwingflex3752 this man's a walking stereotype
“Look at them! They have no idea!” 🤣
This is the funniest guy of all time
I love him too. But the greatest comedian / story teller of all time was Dave Allen!
He’s hysterical. I laughed so hard I nearly choked.
You are truly brilliant. 4 am on UA-cam watching this crap and laughing my head off. Thank you
Oh so so true about watching the traffic on the other side and slightly chuffed your on the RIGHT SIDE.
Plus he is so cute so cute. Plus his impression of the blinking hazard lights has got to be a first so funny.
I ❤️ this channel!
Hilarious 😂 thank you Michael you’re the best 🥰
I will stop my life to allow the free flow of traffic. You can go first,yes im a very generous person,ONLY 1!!! 😂😂
I feel so called out with the hazard light 😂
This is definitely me when I am driving! He must have sat in the backseat of our car!
This is quite possibly the greatest video on UA-cam
National treasure 😂😂
Always spot on 😂😂
Just fabulous, thank you ........
4:51 "very rare you can see an idiot human"?! Really?! Clearly Michael's never been in traffic as a pedestrian...
When he was talking about the car at the back trying to take over everybody that is literally my dad 😂 and he actually has a black BMW X5 😂🤣
I live in Dubai, which is a fantastic country and i love it immensely, but I could write an entire book on the outrageous things that go on on these roads. drivers give you way?! pah! never. need to turn into a lane to catch your junction? the driver in that lane will speed up to ensure you don't get in, making you miss your junction or alternatively risk almost getting into an accident by speeding up. cross hair junctions with cars wildly flying in all directions nearly missing each other. someone flashing their lights at you to get out of the way on a 6 lane road with 5 other lanes free for them to use to overtake. expect a note of gratitude for giving someone way . never ever. using indicators to indicate where youre turning? optional and mostly never bothered with. whatever the speed limit sign says, drive 20 mph more than that. 8 cars at the same on the same stretch of road overtaking and erratically lane hopping weaving in and out of each other. tires constantly exploding, because of the intense heat, but also because of reckless irresponsible car maintenance. and the one that never ceases to amaze and irritate me - can't find a parking space? no problem. park right next to the place you want to pop into in LITERALLY THE MIDDLE of a busy road and put hazard lights on (some don't even bother with this) thereby obstructing traffic and forcing everyone to drive around you, very often on a 2 way road. for this reason, accidents are a daily thing. i have been on thousands and thousands of journeys. I have never driven out and not seen at least 2 accidents on any given journey. But to its credit, people just get on with it and never road rage. i have never seen or heard anyone flying into a rage on the roads or getting into a fight. That's something at least.
I love to imagine the spot light operator just struggling so hard to keep the light on Michael as he skips and gallops about the stage 😂❤
I must warn the others... it’s too late for me!
The dentist story is the best one yet
"Darling wake up, these people are FUCKED!"
"What have I missed?!?!?!"
"Nobody's moved for about five miles now!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't even drive, but I can still relate
No you can't
U think I’m not grateful , u think I’m not grateful ... “””but I am grateful “”” blink blink.
It's too late for me, save as many as you can - Barry. 😭😂
Relatable which makes it so funny
I actually died watching this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't think any comedian has ever been so accurate. Hahahahaha
There's some geezer sipping a mug of tea coffee having a rest from doing roadworks!! That's what you believe!
Ironic that Michael actually drives a black BMW X5!
Sit in my tractor winding people up 😂every day
Please go on tour again 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻