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  • @eaglelord145
    @eaglelord145 Рік тому +4504

    I swear every one of distortions speedruns I’ve watched he spends the whole video going “that was bad” “this is a terrible run” and then it ends up being WR

    • @duzypokoj1151
      @duzypokoj1151 Рік тому +8

      HEHE YE

    • @nickmunz764
      @nickmunz764 Рік тому +7

      Facts haha, I thought the same bro

    • @WarriorofZarona
      @WarriorofZarona Рік тому +127

      Yep, happens a lot in WR runs.
      It just means there's even more room for improvement which is exciting. All the mistakes could lead to another minute down.
      Sub 56 next, let's go.

    • @andnl9819
      @andnl9819 Рік тому +81

      ​@@WarriorofZarona The closer to perfection you get, the farther you realize you are

    • @samael4550
      @samael4550 Рік тому +9

      Pretty much every speedrunner ever lmao

  • @slicknick9791
    @slicknick9791 Рік тому +2260

    Just a quick reminder that I spent 57 minutes on just hair color my first play through.

    • @cagataysirin1259
      @cagataysirin1259 Рік тому +51

      this is the way

    • @JH-un1vt
      @JH-un1vt 9 місяців тому +33

      Or 6 days dying to the first knight...🤦🤣

    • @wadegardnerwtb
      @wadegardnerwtb 9 місяців тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Gehweggg
      @Gehweggg 9 місяців тому +20

      When I played the game first I thought I had to defeat every enemy on the way so I spend like 2 days trying to defeat the troll jumping from the bridge that gets supported by the archers lmao😂

    • @ElGuztavoMex
      @ElGuztavoMex 9 місяців тому

      same 🤣

  • @villelepoaho4105
    @villelepoaho4105 Рік тому +2217

    My personal speedrun record was 120 hours. I'm wondering if I could maybe do a 119 hour run if I quit the game when opening doors?

    • @odintheshortsheep
      @odintheshortsheep Рік тому +101

      That will make it 121 hours of your time 119 game time

    • @Joeylikecoffee
      @Joeylikecoffee Рік тому +76

      That’s not bad actually bro. Well done. My best time was never.

    • @grizzlywhisker
      @grizzlywhisker Рік тому +17

      I never timed myself, but I beat this game 3 times and I think my Steam playtime is around 400 hours lol...

    • @by.lli1po804
      @by.lli1po804 Рік тому +4

      Sorry, but I’m only 4h speedrunner😂 but in ng+3 my time is 1,27h

    • @SpacialKatana
      @SpacialKatana 11 місяців тому +3

      I managed 8 hours in Ng+ that's my best lol

  • @Poopio
    @Poopio Рік тому +545

    "This run is bad, I need to warm up"
    Gets WR.

    • @zes7215
      @zes7215 6 місяців тому

      wrgg

  • @astrealove1
    @astrealove1 Рік тому +674

    Each time I watch these speedruns it always starts with "This run is a disaster" and ends in "Hey I got the new WR".

    • @Yamthief
      @Yamthief Рік тому +9

      All that means is that there's still a little room for the record to be broken.

    • @spinloki
      @spinloki Рік тому +15

      I figured it was an anti-choke strategy. You try to trick yourself into thinking the run sucks when your run is actually amazing so far.

    • @Joespart9010
      @Joespart9010 Рік тому +2

      @@spinlokihe lost 25 secs bro

    • @mattROKX
      @mattROKX Рік тому +2

      I know this is an old comment but I feel like this could be a new law of physics, that unless a speedrunner is constantly telling the audience how shitty they think their segments are they can never actually beat their old records 🤔🤔🤔

    • @grizzlywhisker
      @grizzlywhisker Рік тому +6

      I think you have to be an OCD perfectionist to even get into serious speedrunning, so most of the top tier speedrunners are probably the type of people who refuse to settle for anything less than absolute perfection. Once they've figured out what the best version of what they're trying to do looks like, anything less appears problematic lol. It seems like a big part of successful speedrunning is being able to improvise when you make a slight mistake or get bad RNG.

  • @xSharpW
    @xSharpW Рік тому +317

    I ain't gonna lie I prefer the glitchless speedrun compared to the any% where that whole zipping thing is useable. Not that zipping doesn't require skill (it requires heavy patience and stuff I am aware) but I just like it a lot more when the runners have to play the game as intended to the best of their abilities rather than being able to just "zip" right through the final bosses and stuff. Very cool run !!

    • @jjchello
      @jjchello 9 місяців тому +5

      This

    • @Earths14
      @Earths14 9 місяців тому +5

      Based and real

    • @thatlittlemonstrosity
      @thatlittlemonstrosity 2 місяці тому

      yeah that applies to most any% vs glitchless speedruns. Usually glitchless are way more interesting because of raw skill used more than schemed plan of a precise glitch that I would never guess whether it was difficult or not unless the runner says it is

    • @GeodudeSpitsFacts
      @GeodudeSpitsFacts 2 місяці тому +1

      Yup, me too. I want to see the strategies they use to defeat bosses and areas. Seeing them clipping walls is very uninteresting.

    • @folksyoxytocin
      @folksyoxytocin Місяць тому

      The zip glitch is so strong that there's a new category. Glitchless, restricted (no zips), and any%

  • @aroldo7590
    @aroldo7590 Рік тому +890

    glitchless speedrun almost the same time as your first WR, the way people improve speedruns strats is truly amazing

    • @konsumer
      @konsumer Рік тому +37

      With all the 'mistakes' on this run, he can easily save another minute.

    • @duzypokoj1151
      @duzypokoj1151 Рік тому

      HEHE YE

    • @P1Volvo850R
      @P1Volvo850R Рік тому

      I haven't been keeping up with souls speedrun after the any% got butchered like OOT but the glitchless is so clean

    • @samael4550
      @samael4550 Рік тому +18

      @@P1Volvo850R any% for pretty much every game is kinda boring in general imo. It’s obviously super impressive how people even find out and optimize the strats, but at some point it just becomes way too boring to watch

    • @P1Volvo850R
      @P1Volvo850R Рік тому +2

      @Samael OOT was good for about 6 years until they found the warps, there's a lot of good any% still but a lot of games is just code/rng manip or skips that aren't even fun to watch

  • @everycastell5330
    @everycastell5330 Рік тому +320

    0:00 - Intro
    0:19 - Gatefront
    3:52 - Faroth Medallion
    9:47 - Haight Medallion
    13:04 - Dectus Lift
    19:46 - DTS Dead
    24:13 - BHF
    25:37 - Sentinel
    26:22 - Radahn
    28:43 - Margit
    30:11 - Godrick
    32:18 - Golden Godfrey
    37:16 - Morgott
    39:16 - Fire Giant
    53:12 - Godskin Duo
    57:15 - Maliketh
    1:00:58 - Gideon
    1:03:22 - Hoarah Loux
    1:05:14 - Radabeast
    1:06:12 - Elden Beast FIGHT

  • @JesusProtects
    @JesusProtects Рік тому +75

    Man, I can't remember where I parked my car the day before and this guy has memorized this entire run. Incredible.

  • @adnanmicahchips2842
    @adnanmicahchips2842 Рік тому +82

    Over a year later and I’m still tuning into your world records. Absolutely love it and keep it up bro. 🔥

  • @badbadthingss
    @badbadthingss Рік тому +68

    Absolute legend of DS Running. DS runs are some of the most vital to the popularity of Speedrunning, so appreciate all you've done for the community!

  • @mistahanansi2264
    @mistahanansi2264 Рік тому +133

    Dis2 ain’t playing around when it comes to wanting to be the world record holder 😆 his record was just beat the other day, then he turns around and beats THAT record in record time, truly a legend.

    • @TheLilE1993
      @TheLilE1993 Рік тому +5

      Lmao fr I was just thinking I kno I seen a title stating a new glitchless wr and then next few days distortions name comes up

  • @cavey1082
    @cavey1082 Рік тому +36

    Whenever Dist says its a "warmup run" you know hes about to set a new WR

  • @frantisekfojt8688
    @frantisekfojt8688 Рік тому +36

    Nothing warms you up like a fresh wr

  • @TheCharCzar
    @TheCharCzar Рік тому +22

    1st try back from break! Well deserved Dist!

  • @eartlavia
    @eartlavia Рік тому +8

    what an amazing run! congrats bro, ur truly insane

  • @tomweevil
    @tomweevil Рік тому +9

    *Absolutely melts Margit in seconds*
    "Thou art of passing skill"

    • @alvaro92
      @alvaro92 4 місяці тому

      Just beat Margit after 20hours of game time. Seeing him do it in like 10 seconds feels so weird lol

  • @ampsv2
    @ampsv2 Рік тому +143

    he really is the best speed runner in the game

  • @strogonoffcore
    @strogonoffcore Рік тому +9

    21:09 I love it when chat predicts the future

  • @wrongwarrior3009
    @wrongwarrior3009 Рік тому +7

    I cant imagine the time and effort spent to perfect runs like that. Well done bro!

  • @StrayPaolo
    @StrayPaolo Рік тому +10

    6:35 "I'm just gonna try to do a warm up run here." ends up getting WR

  • @nawm8
    @nawm8 Рік тому +339

    World first comment on this video any%

  • @ronnoneya7323
    @ronnoneya7323 Рік тому +3

    I was there and saw it live. Still a thrill! Congrats again Dist!!

  • @Lucifaar
    @Lucifaar 5 місяців тому +5

    It's crazy that reloading the save is faster than just waiting for the door to open. Also not sure what I expected in an elden ring speedrun, but the amount of time spent not actually fighting anything was not it.

    • @chriskuchiki
      @chriskuchiki 2 місяці тому +3

      It's not faster, he only does it because it stops the timer

  • @avomew
    @avomew Рік тому +9

    constantly beating your own world record - you are the king of souls speed runs ma boi

  • @IIMANIXII
    @IIMANIXII Рік тому +36

    Damn, I finished a playthrough yesterday too - 139 Hrs 😅

  • @Drytchnath
    @Drytchnath 11 місяців тому +1

    Started playing again after a 6 month break and wonder what the fastest glitchless speedrun was. Of course its Distortion, I'm not even surprised anymore, just happy he got it.

  • @Existence_Optional
    @Existence_Optional Рік тому +10

    This is awesome it's nice to see you make such a refined run.

  • @anthonygoodson6736
    @anthonygoodson6736 Рік тому +7

    It's crazy how just one tech can flip a wall of red splits into WR Disty is goated

    • @beatsbygoldie2383
      @beatsbygoldie2383 Рік тому

      What’s tech

    • @epicshibexd5049
      @epicshibexd5049 11 місяців тому

      Technique @@beatsbygoldie2383

    • @Earths14
      @Earths14 9 місяців тому

      @@beatsbygoldie2383skips and tricks used in the run that people normally wouldn’t do but they usually if executed correctly safe a big amount of time

  • @Oraif
    @Oraif 8 місяців тому +4

    How did you use the golden vow at 26:59 I was trying to use your method and I got stuck here I was shocked when I couldn’t use the ash of war 😂

    • @nguyenvanquang876
      @nguyenvanquang876 Місяць тому +1

      He 2-handed the halberd to get the strength requirement for it.

  • @kellymalott7872
    @kellymalott7872 Рік тому +10

    This warm up run was certified nasty

  • @antoniocoyan
    @antoniocoyan Рік тому +8

    Bruh these runs are so sick I love watching you run around for n hour ! ❤

  • @Bones_
    @Bones_ Рік тому +3

    Now that it's a year later I'm watching Dist's first playthrough and it's hilarious in hindsight, and it'll be even more fun to watch him do a crazy optimized speedrun once I'm done.

  • @puffii_
    @puffii_ Рік тому +6

    I swear every wr ever starts off with them saying "this run is bad, I should reset"

  • @zortex6110
    @zortex6110 9 місяців тому +1

    Well done, man! Cool speedrun!

  • @waltersullivan2727
    @waltersullivan2727 Рік тому +5

    24:50 for like the first actual combat interaction. I know reset on these runs must be real sleeper sometimes huh lol

  • @Jinzo_ftw
    @Jinzo_ftw Рік тому +16

    No fucking way I lost this live

  • @Worsteverseen
    @Worsteverseen Рік тому +5

    Gongratz great run other the bow shenigans :D First try new skip like it was nothing

  • @Captain_Yata
    @Captain_Yata Рік тому +4

    Seeing Maliketh demolished so easily makes me feel very inept

  • @bascvegobekli3548
    @bascvegobekli3548 Рік тому +5

    Yes he missed the bow purchase but come on our man executed some of the most seamless boss fights back to back at the latter half. Fire Giant, foreskinz and glitter slime are beaten sick af smokin sexy style...

  • @_zeege
    @_zeege 2 місяці тому

    Happy to see this guy is putting his huge amount of pent up anger into speed running Elden ring and shouting at twitch chat.

  • @DT-gn4qw
    @DT-gn4qw 5 місяців тому +2

    Ridiculous it’s taken me 3 days to complete the final boss. With level 250 stats blasphemous blade build. This guy goes in with a frog looking character and finishes the game in under an hour. I think it took me an hour to figure out what an incantation was.

  • @boemullins
    @boemullins Рік тому +2

    Congrats man, you deserved a win after that unfortunate streak of losses 🎉

  • @ГерманБеляев
    @ГерманБеляев Рік тому +4

    I didn’t even doubt that Dist would make sub 57, maximum respect for diligence and grind!

  • @ZiggyStarman42
    @ZiggyStarman42 Рік тому +8

    Most of these boss fights are just absolutely poetic. 👌👌

  • @dav_ein-5035
    @dav_ein-5035 15 годин тому

    I remember watching this live. Just getting back into the game so I’m watching it again just for fun. I love this game so much

  • @kevinstearns32
    @kevinstearns32 Рік тому +12

    I feel like I see a new world record every week 😂

  • @GriffinatorOriginal
    @GriffinatorOriginal Рік тому

    “These blinds are flapping so hard bro” I think that’s just the sound of you clapping this games cheeks.

  • @romilrh
    @romilrh Рік тому +1

    42:22 - 42:57 Local speedrunner has a stroke trying to explain himself while riding through the Forbidden Lands (I love him tho)

  • @Lobotobilbo
    @Lobotobilbo Рік тому +3

    Dist 5 minutes in : oh well this is just a test run anyway cant pull this back
    Dist later : gets WR

  • @Wutwut1n1
    @Wutwut1n1 Рік тому +1

    Crazy run bro, good job :D

  • @randomstuff1491
    @randomstuff1491 Рік тому +5

    Perfect timing for RE4 Remake

  • @YUNGSLEEVES
    @YUNGSLEEVES 9 місяців тому

    a game i get lost in all the time, im just still on my first playthrough im like how tf do u know this map like that! lmao absolutely incredible stuff bro

  • @kenneththomason583
    @kenneththomason583 9 місяців тому +2

    Great video. Forgive me if this is a dumb question for I am new to the speedrun. But why do you quit and restart during the game? What purpose does it serve? I genuinely don’t know. Thanks

    • @nicporcelli
      @nicporcelli 9 місяців тому +4

      There’s a couple reasons. First off, opening doors can be slightly faster if you save quit mid animation. Those fractions of a second saved start to add up to many seconds saved by the end of the run. The other reason is to reset the aggregation of enemies so that they don’t attack him while he’s doing jumps and such.

    • @kenneththomason583
      @kenneththomason583 9 місяців тому +1

      @@nicporcelliahhh..thank you. Makes sense

  • @ahmetalpergultekin
    @ahmetalpergultekin 11 місяців тому +3

    Man I have just beaten the Draconic Tree Sentinel after around 60 tries and wanted to see how this guy passed it,
    WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

  • @Pepinocletes
    @Pepinocletes Рік тому +8

    what a WR Machine

  • @qmil7115
    @qmil7115 7 місяців тому

    Forefathers one and all... BEAR WITNESS! What a run! Congrats

  • @danreyes6354
    @danreyes6354 Рік тому +1

    Congratulations man!

  • @codyjackson5648
    @codyjackson5648 Рік тому +1

    I hear that Donkey Kong Country 2 music, fuck yes.

  • @donnyylicious8384
    @donnyylicious8384 Рік тому

    man i watched this guy so much during the village days. Can not wait for re4 remake

  • @ResoL_
    @ResoL_ Рік тому +1

    That's really impressive. Congrats.

  • @idioticsavant1
    @idioticsavant1 11 місяців тому +3

    I would hate for my WR run to be me complaining about blinds and being a gate keeper to those in my own chat.

  • @stefanobianchi8736
    @stefanobianchi8736 Рік тому

    29:45 "I shall remember thee, tarnished.."
    The tarnished: *boing* *boing* *boing*

  • @Valatyalie
    @Valatyalie Рік тому +1

    Today I learned you can parry the damn tree sentinels. Yet more reason to try and get good at parry timing.

  • @andrzejgrumpyt327
    @andrzejgrumpyt327 4 місяці тому +4

    How is dying, and then spawning in a place the developers didn't intend you to which skips the intenden route, not a glitch? 26:41 for context. I feel like 39:43 is also iffy (they tried removing those skips multiple times, but people just keep finding new ones.) but acceptable.

    • @mikaeo23
      @mikaeo23 Місяць тому

      Because the games mechanics are still working as intended. He dies on the beach, which triggers the option to respawn at the stake of Marika. That stake just triggers when you die on the beach. That's it. It's sort of like, why is quitting out and then going back in to reset enemy aggro isn't considered a glitch.

    • @andrzejgrumpyt327
      @andrzejgrumpyt327 Місяць тому

      @@mikaeo23 So he's exploiting a bug instead of a glitch. How's that supposed to be any better.

  • @Quisshy
    @Quisshy 6 місяців тому

    I love how he’s saying that hes doing awful and it’s just a warm up at the beginning 😭

  • @S3N_Gaming
    @S3N_Gaming Рік тому +1

    #1 thing any speedrunner say before a wr is " this runs bad but we finish it anyways"

  • @jeffphisher3801
    @jeffphisher3801 Рік тому

    Havent beat him yet but watching your strats have given me ways of having a chance against radahn for my lvl 1 run

  • @insidiousmarko
    @insidiousmarko Рік тому +2

    “That was horrible, this is just a practice run.” End up beating the WR…

  • @damonchaumont5350
    @damonchaumont5350 2 місяці тому

    My name's Damon and I started this video high at 1am to him saying, "Hey, Damon." Thought i was tripping.

  • @kenn1ld676
    @kenn1ld676 3 місяці тому

    Finally a actual legit speedrun. Not one of those bullshit glitching speedruns.

  • @joshbelsito188
    @joshbelsito188 Рік тому +1

    I cannot for the life of me understand what you or anyone in the chat is talking about, y’all really have an entire shorthand language for this extremely niche style of playing this one specific game lmaooo

  • @maximumgaming1125
    @maximumgaming1125 Рік тому +5

    Fuckin crazy how you are still breakin records

  • @tiagodagostini
    @tiagodagostini 9 місяців тому +2

    Is there any Speedrun category for "without reloads or returns to menu?"

    • @Bozi2805
      @Bozi2805 5 місяців тому

      why he returns to menu?

    • @tiagodagostini
      @tiagodagostini 5 місяців тому

      @@Bozi2805 It reset aggro and if you are not in a standing surface (ad falling for example) will put you at edge of where you were.

  • @sybrenschuuring9681
    @sybrenschuuring9681 5 місяців тому

    16:36 i heard that redbone in the background good music choice

  • @regulareric8759
    @regulareric8759 Рік тому

    "it's just a warmup run. I don't like how it's going"
    Gets wr.

  • @sincereflowers3218
    @sincereflowers3218 Рік тому

    In every Dist stream whenever there is some kind of massive troll on the part of the game happens, it is dubbed "The [X] Incident" for instance, "The Parry Incident" is from one of his streams when he got BTFO by the Carian Knight before Red Wolf. What are all the _incidents_ and can we get a compilation?

  • @JeqhOG
    @JeqhOG 10 місяців тому

    Fascinating how fast you get in areas i visit first time after 30hrs 😂

  • @Nitnert1
    @Nitnert1 Рік тому +2

    I’m confused on what counts as a glitch. Like why is the Radahn steak of marika jump and arrow phase skip allowed but not others?

    • @JumpCatStudio102
      @JumpCatStudio102 Рік тому +2

      I mean it is because the game is designed to work that way. You can respawn at state of marika if you die within its range (and Radahn's arena is huge). Arrow phase is because Radahn's arrow is not designed to have infinite range (it would be insane if it is so) So he is programmed to 'go crazy' and spam arrow at nowhere if player got out of range, and will charge player instead if they got back into range.

  • @cptchuckles4195
    @cptchuckles4195 Рік тому +11

    the definintion of glitchless gets more skewed every time i watch a speedrun

  • @danielkanewske8473
    @danielkanewske8473 Рік тому +1

    Who else doesn't run for 2 days, scuffs this run into the ground within 15 min and then sets a WR!?!?!

  • @hollondoom
    @hollondoom Рік тому

    Hahahahaha, did you see that? That was Barbaro. Only 1 hp, he was able to defeat the boss in the area. Alluring ❤❤❤

  • @Huxnerz
    @Huxnerz 5 місяців тому +1

    My first playthrough took about 90hrs this makes me wanna cry

  • @misaelrivarolaaquino
    @misaelrivarolaaquino Рік тому

    Excellent speedrun. Congratulations

  • @muhng-kee989
    @muhng-kee989 Рік тому +1

    bro just felt like getting a world record today

  • @Korvilon
    @Korvilon 9 місяців тому +1

    jeeze im at 97 hours and standing at the Elden Beast. I can't imagine how much effort it'd take to get that good at this game.

  • @PontschPauPau3451
    @PontschPauPau3451 Рік тому

    This was absolutely fucking incredible. Congrats on the WR, you as always are too hard on yourself!

  • @vongaming5753
    @vongaming5753 5 місяців тому

    Hey just checking in, are you planning to make attempts at 55:xx? It’s been a while

  • @fizzychip412
    @fizzychip412 9 місяців тому +1

    This in my mind is a real speedrun… no glitch bullshit

  • @jamesaditya5254
    @jamesaditya5254 Рік тому +1

    The blinds are just clapping preemptively for the new WR

  • @Kooshywooshy
    @Kooshywooshy 7 місяців тому

    Glitchless speedruns make me think of old school games and how you could beat them in 2 hours but they were hard/gimmicky so it’d take a week minimum

  • @Justadadonthetok
    @Justadadonthetok Рік тому +1

    The whole blinds thing. Why does he have to order them? If he lives in the US I've seen those he talks about at the store (home Depot/Lowe's). Does he not leave his house?

  • @maverickjoga
    @maverickjoga 5 місяців тому

    Thats some skyrim level of horse climbing bullshit. I LOVE IT😂😂

  • @maxman4410
    @maxman4410 Рік тому +2

    Does the Merchant sell Blinds?

  • @IntolerantMaster
    @IntolerantMaster Рік тому

    Can someone tell me what that song playing faintly in the background is from 7:00 on please?

  • @RaVeN1K
    @RaVeN1K Рік тому

    Sub 57 already and sub 56 in sight, holy shit dude.

  • @PurdoTTV
    @PurdoTTV 5 місяців тому +1

    I hadn’t even beaten a boss within the first 57 minutes of my first play through

  • @MaxHellscream
    @MaxHellscream 5 місяців тому

    Poor Gideon didn't even get a chance to finish his talk at the start. 😂😂😂

  • @DekaMan
    @DekaMan 11 місяців тому

    any1 know the song from 37:19 that plays in the background? even though it's kinda low volume

    • @jeremy5234
      @jeremy5234 11 місяців тому

      Oh yea it’s called

    • @josh2323
      @josh2323 9 місяців тому

      Kate bush running up that hill

  • @VERDICTInsanity
    @VERDICTInsanity 10 місяців тому

    Well done buddy 😊🎉